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canmking · 10 months
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D e n i s e M a t t h e w s
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sandiegokpop · 2 years
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Kyun: *Moves*
Hyungwon: 👁👄👁
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Not you reposting the Sarge and lil Mama hcs cause goodness gracious God Almighty do I now have thots in my sinner's noggin.
so we gotta know that just cause this man's gotten hitched? Doesn't mean every woman who looks into his sleepy eyes and at his pouty lips stops proclaiming he's the Lord's gift to women. He's just now wrapped in shiny paper that their daddies approve of
and Elaine coming to Germany, distracting Elvis from hosting his parties, making him uninterested in anything except fuckin another baby into his pretty little wife? It makes the women that giggled and fluttered their lashes at pretty Elvis Presley downright mean to one Mrs. Elaine Presley. It was easy to ignore the ring on the man's finger, but when faced with her sweet temperment, tiny waist dressed to the nines? When faced with the ring on her finger? Oh, they've got a target.
Elvis? Elvis doesn't notice, because half the time he's doing maneuvers and the other half he's sweatin out a drug addiction like a whore in church. So when he's coming down the stairs into the little soiree that his wife is hosting and hears "Oh, there's some dust on this sill! It must be difficult keeping up with the housework when you've got children underfoot," and "My, your husband commented on my figure once--such a shame that you're losing yours to that new babe," and further titters, he's bout ready to brawl, even his mama did raise him right.
and then he hears Elaine, gentle and sweet as a honey-soaked knife: "Oh, my husband, he missed me so much, Doris. Sometimes he distracts me, you know, and I take my wifely duties very seriously. My Elvis has promised me a whole baseball team, and he's taken that very seriously, too. Graceland, our home back in Memphis--so beautiful, really Susan, you should see it--is so big we certainly have enough rooms for it. I always wanted a large family, and so has my husband. Do you think we should hire staff, like we do at Graceland? This house isn't nearly as sprawling, but if I'm in the family way I get ever so tired sometimes. I must have missed that sill. We do have a wonderful garden back home, too, oh but I'm so sorry I'm rambling, ain't I?"
Elvis is... Elvis has to sit down on the stairs for a minute because the blood rushes from one head to the other. Where did this little straight razor totin woman come from? His wife is normally so sweet he tastes cotton candy when she's about. He has to adjust himself in the slacks you pressed into perfection so lovingly, nearly weepy with this sudden desire he as to see.
And he goes down the stairs, cock a bar down his pantleg, to find his wife in all her glory: perfect pin curls, gentle smile, hands wrapped delicately around a tea cup like she hasn't just verbally slapped both the women across from her with such viciousness he thinks he'll find someone else. No, it's you: because this is one of the things he missed, being gone on tour and then off to Germany. This is the you in your feminine circle, and he comes round the settee to sit with his wife in a trance, looking at you like he's seen the face of God in your smile. Because that's his wife, lordy.
Oh lawd you get it, you’ve totally hit on what will be the challenge for most of her life but particularly her early marriage. And the notion that her cordial verbal incineration makes him downright weepy for her?! Oh my gosh I cannot, yes yes yes but it’s just too hot 🤯
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milesworld96 · 7 months
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IM WATCHING RAW RN & OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Pt 1 of me freaking out💀
JD CAME OUT W RHEA AND DOMDOM⁉️⁉️⁉️ OMF MY DREAMS CAME TRUE ITS OFFICIAL HES A JD MEMBER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Drew make the right choice. JOING JUDGEMENT DAY PLEESEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE I NNED TO SEE YOU AS A BIG ASS GOTH
SAMMIIIIII. girl ily but please☹️☹️☹️ oop nvm SAMI YOU GET IT GRLL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 Sami v JD 5v1? YES PLS😍😍 (rag doll him PLEASE) DAMIEN V SAMI⁉️⁉️⁉️ OH IM EATING GOOD RIGHT NOW
DOMDOM PLEASE WRECK RICOCHETS ASS I BEG, I don like Ricochet no more he lost me☹️☹️
Oh we talkin bout rey and Logan rn? Uh okay, Logan LOSES; Rey retains, blah blah blah WHO CARES DomDom loses his title(💔), AND GOES AFTER REY AGAIN + BEATS HIM 4 THE TITLE THIS TIME☺️☺️ YES THATS MY NEW YEARS WISH OR WHATEVER
OOOOOOOO THIS MATCH IS SERVING SO MUCH CUNT, DOMDOM BBG😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
JD💜💜💜💜💜 love Jd finally being part of the team
Love Ricochet I’m pink tho, it suits him nicely
AAAAAWWWWWW JD & RHEA HUGGING I LOVE THEMM
DOMDOM WONN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
RICOCHET☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ BESTIE WHYYY‼️‼️‼️‼️
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DIY PROMO VID⁉️ HOLY SHIT⁉️⁉️⁉️ I LOVE THEM❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓
RAQUEL PROMO VID
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CREED CREED CREED CREED OMG HAIIIIIII
HOLYYYY SHIT THE PINS‼️‼️‼️‼️
NOOOOOO TOZAWA😭😭😭😭😭😭 ily Ivy😍😍😍😍😍😍
HOLY SHIT
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
HE JUST PICKED UP OTIS⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
BRUTUS BALL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
OH MY FUCK THEY JUST PINNED OTIS , HHH PLEASE SAY THIS IS SAYING THE CREEDS ARE JUMPING TO THE MAIN ROSTER SOON‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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FINN‼️ DAMIEN‼️
KOFI XAVIER😨😨 GIRLS YALLS COSTUMES R SO GOOD LIKE WWHHHHATTT🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 LOVE THEM💜💜
Finn Damien be more appreciative‼️‼️‼️
OMG HIIII RHEA HAIIIIII JD HHAAAIIIIIIII DOMDOM😍😍😍
CODY WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THESE THOUGHTS IN DAMIENS HEAD STFFUUUUUU❤️❤️
DOMDOM WHAT THE FUCK😨😨😨 IS HE OKAY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 WHY IS HE SCREAMING AT THE GROUND‼️‼️‼️
Finn Dancing🤭🤭☺️☺️💜
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OMG MIZ HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI
GIOVANNI LUDWIGG😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
HE SP3AKS🤯🤯🤯🤯
WAIT WHY ARE YALLS PLANTING SEEDS 4 IMPERIUMS DEMISE, HHH STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
LMFAOOO MIZ NOT THE CENA BIT💀💀💀💀
WORD SPEAK UR TRUTH MIZ
OH LAWD G7NTHER GUNNTHHERRRRRR YOU JUST SHITTED ON THE MANS😨😨😨😨
PLEASE SAY WE GETTING GUNTHER VS THE MIZ RN PLEASE I BEG
Oo Randy Mention🤭
YEAH THATS RIGHT MIZ YOU SPEAK YOUR TRUTH
Woah the MIZ is actually getting pop from the crowd
AAAAA WE ARE SO GETTING GUNTHER V THE MIZ😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Oh my god please say this is not the MIZ going face against Imperium😨
I DONT want face MIZ
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OMGOMGOMGOMG DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY DIY HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH MY LOVES HAIHAIAHAIAHA8AHIAHAIAHAIAHIAHAIAHAIAHAIAHAI
I AM FROATHING AT THE MATCH
EHEHEHEHEHEH I LOVE THEMMM
JOHHNYYY🫶🫶🫶🫶
Sorry Ludwig💔 Sorry Giovanni💔
CAIMPA AND JOHNNY R MY NEW GIRLIES💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
POOKIES WON THEY WON THEY WON THEY WON HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHNEHEHEH❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙
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f3m4l3g4y-m3r · 1 year
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T A C T I C A L B U T T C H E E K S .
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SIMON GHOST RILEY FROM COD:MW2 CERTAINLY GOT HIMSELF A PAIR OF THEM GOOD OL ✨T A C T I C A L B U T T C H E E K S✨ AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT??? I MEAN LAWD HAVE M E R C Y LIKE GOD MUTHAFUCKIN D A Y U U U M M M M M M 🤯😳😩🙇‍♀️
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chloeworships · 8 months
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A POWERFUL MAN IS IN LOVE WITH YOU‼️
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Rihanna’s hair was depicted EXACTLY as Cleopatra’s statue above.
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I added the photo of the living room because the low lighting made by the candles was how her living room looked but of course MUCH MUCH MORE LAVISH than this.
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This is one of the GREATEST love songs ever made idc what anybody says. It needed 1000 Grammy’s 🏆
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I also have to say that this man isn’t just a King, he’s an Emperor 👑 Also the sunflower 🌻 is significant to someone.
I also just heard this song 🎵
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Also someone is from a foreign country, French speaking or from Italy 🇮🇹 and could also be from Barbados 🇧🇧 like Ri 🥰😍
Lawd ha mercy!!!! Congratulations my loves!!!! 😻
His earrings made a cross but with bullets similar to this ⤵️ Just wow.
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The LORD said to me the Ear is significant because this man LISTENS 👂 to him. This is why he is so successful. Then he showed me this scripture ⤵️
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Not only does this man listen to God but someone could be losing their girl for NOT listening to the LORD based on the music video. What God gives he can also take away. This women has other suitors.
Appreciate the ones who love you babes. People are NOT disposable and neither are the words of God. “Faith comes by hearing and hearing by the word of God. Ignorance may be a defence before God but neglect never is”.
PS. This could a good man coming into your life after an extremely toxic relationship FYI
Shoutout to En Vogue and Salt N Peppa. These ladies paved the way for so many female R&B and Hip Hop artists TODAY. They deserve their flowers 💐
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king-galaxius · 4 years
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You Got Corona Virus??!!!!😯😮🤯🤯🤯
Good lawd!
      Who’s dead?
      This is going around sight unseen, infecting more people: more than by the hundred!
      O.K. Some people have some time to unwind.
      Ideas are spinning.
      Questions come forth, because there are concerns on the mind.
      One is not at their best.
      A question is mentioned about a test.
      Ohhhhh…….did you just say what we all thought you…
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chloeworships · 2 years
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I heard this song today. I haven’t heard it in years. It brings back such good memories!!
At the start of the video the man tells him “it will be ok”. Didn’t the Holy Spirit say we would be? I can’t make this stuff up. Like wow.
Those of you who have injuries and see this specific message, you will recover. That’s a promise on God. He’s not done with you yet.
Some of us have emotional wounds that we are still tending to. God is saying we will heal from them too 🩹 **THANK YOU JESUSSSSSSS BC LAWD!😭 We’re tired**
This video has a deeper message for others… though the world may not understand you, though they mock you because you’re different, don’t change who you are to make anyone comfortable in your presence. Screw that!!!! Stick with your passion. Stay authentic to who God made you to be. Don’t bend to the pressure or the will of others. Walk with your head held high my loves. Do you know who walks with you? Your Father in Heaven. The MOST HIGH GOD. Your confidence may be at an all time low like Mr. Dog in the music video after going through SO MUCH! But, you’ll rise again. That’s a promise 🤞🏾 from the Holy Spirit.
Ppl will love you when you’re winning but forget you and ALL your accomplishments when you’re losing, treating you like you’re invisible. You might be down but you’re not out. God has the final say and he has spokennnnnnnnn 🗣 Don’t give up. Even God loves a good comeback story 😂
They chased King David away forcing him to live as a vagabond and an exile in the wilderness. There he cried out to God. But he was patient and he trusted God even while he lamented. In the end, God gave him VICTORY, wealth and a legacy that will FOREVER be remembered amongst the stories of Men.
I hope this message encourages someone today 😇
PS. Notice the character in the video is wearing a sweatshirt that says NEW YORK. I’m just like wowwwwwww. The Holy Spirit is truly speaking👀🤯. I am always surprised by God. ALWAYS. Also, I heard something about a dog but I forgot 😅 it’s late and I’m sleepy lol 😂 GN 🤍
PSS. Daft Punk has a song titled “Horizon”. I meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn😱😱😱😱
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