gsmp rwby au hcs
To note i dont want any of them to be actually bad people in this one; i view squid and rose more as having a rivalry than like anything serious
- cerul wears a one-way blindfold to hide his eyes. she can still see just fine, but no one can see her eyes.
- rose wears an eyepatch to hide the silver eye BUT comes up with increasingly ridiculous stories as to how he lost his eye/why he wears an eyepatch. Cerul and Quartz both know the truth
- Squid is a bird faunus and has a beak, and as a result cant really talk normally and instead uses sign language and various noises. while their team understands perfectly find, adrian usually has to translate interpret to others
- adrian is still a robot, but doesnt have the full TV head thing. but he does have a screen where a face would be. He also has a wig with adrian's sona's hair bc he likes the idea of hair. Sometimes he mimics normal facial expressions, but sometimes he has emojis or something on his screen
- Sunny is actually a moth faunus, but hides it. And uses her extreme racism to keep hiding it. Im not sure what trait she would have. Wings, maybe?? That she hides with like a cape????? Idk
- Quartz is an orphan, and was left to someone else, that someone else left them in the tundra to die. But Quartz' semblance unlocked and they just wandered around, picking up skills where they could before signing up to train to be a Hunter. So while they are immune to the cold, they don't like being in the Tundra. Bad memories.
- Scar is a goat faunus, and Addicts younger brother. Hes currently too young to be a hunter, but he at one of the training schools to learn. Sometimes he tags along with Squids Team, and sometimes Quartz talks Rose into letting Scar tag along there too
- Scar is a goat faunus.
- Addict is ALSO a faunus but its unclear what type, they just seem to have horns. Their mother is some sort of reptilian faunus and theres a joke that she must be a dragon faunus
- Scar's semblance is called loophole, and while its powerful it does need to be activated in advance. Basically he can set a point in time down, and up to a day awake from that point, he can turn to that time. In combat he uses this to attack his enemies twice with the same hit to deal double damage
- Rose fights with an axe that has a blade on both ends, and tends to use a lot of spinning motions to do so. Rose is an extremely hard and heavy hitter, and one of the best huntsmen in the area. The axe itself can fold to become a labrys, this also turns it into a hunting style rifle.
- I'll add more later Im tired
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chapter 3: the tears of the gang smp are the best candy
"Make sure it won’t happen again.” The boss crossed their arms, maintaining an intimidating posture.
The narrators bobbed their heads, immediately turning around and dashing out of the office. They were lucky to have gotten off the hook so easily after letting that omega robot bastar - nevermind. That’s unimportant.
Hello again, bitc-readers!
I hope you’re glad to see us, which you obviously aren’t, but please say you are 🥺😩
Now. Why focus the story on the narrators, when you’re just here for everybody else’s dumb-assery?
Sleepy took the dog-ear-headband thing off, throwing it in some random direction of the room, as they strolled right through the seventh doorway they’ve made it through after they had escaped from the other cursed room.
Addict followed them closely, though they seemed a bit timid. “Well,” Sleepy broke the awkward silence, “That was annoying.”
Addict glanced down at them. “Ok, but was the bashing really necessary?”
He shrugged. They reached the end of the long hallway (there was a long hallway???), and carelessly opened the door.
It opened to what seemed to be a waiting room, but he couldn’t place his finger on it oh who the fuck am i kidding it’s a waiting room.
“Took you long enough,” Rose mumbled, lounging on one of the chairs. He had searched endlessly for an exit, eventually giving up out of exhaustion.
They both ignored the comment, sitting down in random places in the room. Better to not acknowledge it at all then to make a fuss!
“So, is there, like,” Squid the bird person said, “any exit to this place?”
The room went quiet, so fey took it as a cold, hard, no.
“Hey, Squid,” Addict said, to break the silence, “you, uh, look different!”
Fey laughed in response. “Yeah, I know. The writer finally found out what my design is!” Squid the intellectual alpha was not shocked that the narrators didn’t know of feir design.
Besides, what was their rank in the a/b/o system-
Uhhhh, let’s move on so shush!
Addict let out a chuckle in response, mumbling something about it being cool under their breath.
There was nothing to, kinda talk about, really. Nothing at all. Zero. Nada.
Anyways, they had all been paid to dress themselves in dumb-ass dog costumes and play out an entire script for an episode, skit, whatever the fuck I want to call it.
However, when they actually tried to do the thing, these two bitches- uh - weird things, that called themselves the “narrators” (yeah, that’s us 😎), were keeping the entire performance under check and under control.
The whole thing made no sense whatsoever, but they went along with it anyway, because cash is worth more than their sanity. It would mean that the group would get paid handsomely, so, why not?
But, when they were actually finally fucking finished, they weren’t let out of the room. How fun.
Instead, more people were let into the room, like Sunny the dead racist moth, and Rose the dense mf.
And, they were given an entirely new script, given no time to rehearse or whatever, and told that they’ll be all paid double.
Now? They were in a creepily nostalgic waiting room, with seemingly no exits other than the way they came.
Sunny crossed her arms. “Do we really have to wait in a room with a,” - she glared distastefully at Quartz - “piglin?”
Quartz’s eyes widened at the snarky comment. “I am not a fucking piglin, you short-ass little shit.”
“Well then,” Sunny replied, smiling like the racist bastard she was. “Are you some sort of blaze?”
Quartz simply ignored her useless blabbering. They had no time for her anyway.
Suddenly, the door to the waiting room opened, with a loud slam!
“Hello!” Narrator said, stepping in with an eerie yet pleasant air around them. “Hope you’re all glad to be seeing us again!”
“Oh, great,” Squid snarled, wrinkling up their nose. “We’re going to have to do this dumb dog thing again.”
Yep yep!! Now come on, isn’t this all super fun? 😩👉 👈
“No! This is all fucking terrible, actually,” Rose yelled from the back. He suddenly shut up, with the narrators’ magic writing powers ah fuck let’s get on with it.
Glad to see you’re all excited for Episode 3 of the fun yes times ^﹏^
A door appeared across from where this narrator had entered.
They walked over and opened it.
Now, follow me :)
Everyone followed, because getting threatened by your best friend and crush in order to get a jab at the other person whom you love, is way too boring to actually watch.
Anyways, the narrator led them to another place, shoved everyone in it, shut the door, and locked it. Why? Because yes <3 Anyways they walked over to a room with a big ass window, into the room where they could now safely control the gsmp people bitches, without risk of dumbass robots hitting me and destroying the careers that they both had worked years to get to lmao.
“I hate it here,” Quartz groaned, any spark of happiness or peace seemingly draining from their eyes.
Sleepy whipped their head to the side, a snarky frown on their face. “Well, what fun thing are you making us do now?” A question mark appeared on their screen; obviously it was there to pester the narrators.
The narrator suddenly paused. They didn’t know what to do now. The other narrator didn’t know what was going to happen too (spoiler alert they both know they’re just being bitches lmao)
Irrelevant, nevertheless we have someone new for everyone to have your fun with :D
The narrator pressed a button on the control panel that appeared because fuck logic, and a door appeared on the ceiling, seemingly out of thin… wall.
Guess what it dropped? Uh, fuck it, you’ve all read the original already, it’s our favorite little goat, Scar!!!!!!!!
The door suddenly disappeared, slamming shut as its edges dissipated. Rose, who had climbed on top of Addict to try and reach it, cursed in frustration. Addict, who had absolutely no mercy towards him, wiggled so that he fell out of their grip. Rose cursed again, standing up and massaging his terribly injured arm. “Anyways…” he grumbled, “Welcome to hell.”
Addict sprinted to him, helping them up. “Hey…” they said to Scar.
“Yeah,” he coughed, brushing out his shirt, “I just kinda fell.”
he looked around the colorful room “Uh… where am I-“ Scar was suddenly quieted with the narrators’ awesome powers lmao.
Hey, stop questioning this now anyways put on these!
I pressed another button. The ceiling opened up again, and a dog-ear-headband clambered to Scar’s feet. A look of confusion passed their face, but he didn’t question it.
Now, they get to officially be a part of the a/b/o fic!
“...What?”
Woah. Both of the narrators, ending on a cliffhanger?
Wowsers😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Haha that was fun right guys :)
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Hcs for sunny? If that’s oki-
sunny HC's for now let's GOOOOOOO
- She doesn't know how to fly, despite her wings
- She has a free coupon from Hooters, that she acquired from the monthly auction.
- Her nickname among the people of Ancapistan is 'the racist moth"
- She has gotten the Yearly Corn Chip every time it has gone on auction.
- VERY good with the kids of Ancapistan (and Ancapistan only), for some reason
- She is very popular among the younger civilians as a result; the older ones hate her for being the signature Racist Moth
- she gets really pissy and confused when it comes to lights being on ("should i go to the light - no it's the middle of the night you should be sleeping - but it's a LIGHT)
- her family mysteriously disappeared while studying some netherrack in the Nether.
- coca-cola over pepsi :^)
- The only reason Squid appointed her to a governmental position was that she was the only one not actively supporting Quartz.
- She lives in a house full of full-fledged moths (her moth siblings), and swats away any humans that dare and enter.
- She is the embodiment of the woman yelling at cat meme.
- She'll sometimes steal Addict's axe; sometimes for the giggles, and sometimes because she needs it-
- SHORT
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