#guaxinim

[ultra-raging-ghost]

Do u think before he ate pacs leg and started riots and shit cellbit was initially known as the crazy guy in prison because he claimed to know the grim reaper personally and was fresh off a battlefield at like 15 and then pac y Mike met bad on quesadilla island and they were like "oh" and then guaxinim and jv met bad in purgatory 2 and they were like "oh" because i think thatd be really funny

#qsmp #q!bbh #q!badboyhalo #q!cellbit #q!pactw #q!mikethelink #qsmp tazercraft #fuga impossível #guaxinim #jvnq #apparently the whole prison thought he was already crazy and he did a bunch of shit in prison so i think itd be a funny addition #qpurgatory 2

[gangsteri-aine]

every time open twitter is bullshit like this WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM

(Bom saber = good to know)

#qsmp #twitter screenshot #pac tazercraft #pactw #fitmc #guaxinim #fitpac #<- that's what Pac referring to at least

[royalarchivist]

Guaxinim: How could have an incredible life if I don't share it with you by my side?

Pac: [Grabs his mic and leans into it] All of that could change today. We're entering a new universe of a thousand possibilities where, theoretically, I think we will live together. You know? Maybe in the same group, on the same team, I don't know. And I didn't want to say anything, but canonically, in this universe... I'm single, there is no Fit. Just warning you. As Foolish would say, "Wink!"

[He tries and fails to wink]

Pac: My God, I don't know how to wink. My god in heaven, I did everything wrong here guys. Forgive me.

[ Translation note: I'm not a native Portuguese speaker, so as usual, if you have any translation suggestions or corrections, please feel free to let me know so I can edit things accordingly! ]

#Pactw #Pac #Primordio #QSMP #<- Referenced #Guaxinim #January 26 2024

[gingersp1ce547]

Everyone in the final round of cellbit’s fruit mountain tournament

#cellbit #foolish #tina #etoiles #tubbo #bagi #matt #guaxinim #pls let me know if i need to add anyonev #cellbit fruit mountain tournament #ginger liveblogs #foolish gamers #tinakitten #philza minecraft #philza #oibagi

[dusical-moodle]

guys... guys trust me they're going to come back. guys please. guys.. help q_q

bonus brunim because you understand

#qsmp purgatory #purgatory raccoons #purgatory fanart #qpurgatory 2 #mapachinhos #rodezel #guaxinim #himarublack #crystalmolly #badboyhalo #brunim neets #qpurgatory 2 raccoons #moodledoodle #counting the days until they meet again #i gave everyone a raccoon tail pattern yippee

[cellgatinbo]

rodezel: cellbit, can i have something from you? cellbit: from me? what is it. rodezel: a hug :D guaxinim: WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW HUH cellbit: you know i'm taken, right? you know i'm taken? i'm married. rodezel: (stuttering) ah- no no, wha- but, can't we just hug as friends? cellbit: we aren't friends. rodezel: but- o-okay.

#qpurgatory 2 #cellbit #rodezel #guaxinim #qpurgatory clips #poor fucking guy. shot down quick and ruthlessly #but damn if he isn't ballsy just going up and hugging the serial killer with a machete to their throats #also fucking love that cellbit like. instinctively? just walked right into the hug immediately too

[thesmpisonfire]

Obsessed with Pac and his immediate relapse to his ex. He has dragged Guaxinim to the corner twice and started making out. Even Guaxinim is like "damn boy you're feisty". He also threatened to eat Guaxinims organs. This is like flirt for Pac

#qsmp #qpurgatory 2 #pactw #guaxinim

[hermitpermits]

Tubbo: got gloriously drunk with the QSMP group at Twitchcon Paris -> got invited to join in the following wave of new members

Guaxinim: getting gloriously drunk with the QSMP group in Brazil as we speak -> do you see where I’m going with this?

#qsmp #delete later #not /srs #but I could see it happening #Guaxinim

[souurcitrus]

I would like to warn all hideduo fans bc Guaxinim is going to Purgatory. Who is he? One of the guys that was in prison when Pac and Mike met Cellbit. Fit already talked about him after the Brazilian Meet-up, calling him The Racoon, the english translation of his name if it's too hard to say it on portuguese.

Let me tell you: the guy is an attacker. He's a sweetheart. But he already said that Pac escaped his first once, he's not gonna escape a second time.

Fit is gonna have to fight all Pac's ex-boyfriends a la Scott Pilgrim style before getting a date with him. Because JV is also there.

#qsmp #hideduo #fitpac #qsmp fit #qsmp pac #qsmp guaxinim #guaxinim

[cheeky-cheese]

absolutely obsessed with this photo

#slimecicle #guaxinim #the great brazil meetup #qsmp #<- kinda #lmk if i should delete or add any tags

[luluisoff]

#my art #fuga impossível #guaxinim #cellbit #pactw #mikethelink #jvnq #<3 #mcyt

[mikaikaika]

Guaxinim photo dump with everyone

#To have it all in one place #Qsmp Brazil time #Philza #Missa #Quackity #Charlie slimecicle #Foolish #Baghera #Roier #Fitmc #Fit #Jaiden #Guaxinim

[mangofanarts]

I don't think team raccoon is gonna win though I'm gonna enjoy the dynamics they have

#qpurgatory2 #team raccoon #rodezel #guaxinim #brunimneets #Crystalmolly #Himaru #Badboyhalo

[annoying-moth]

Rizzful racoons as actual racoons

#qpurgatory 2 #bbh #brunim neet's #guaxinim #himaru #rodezel #team racoon #i really want to add molly so ill probably redraw it with a bigger paper sometime :> #fanart

[louissatturi]

For the new ordem fans that are scared for saturday, this clip is from the last death we had in ordem paranormal, in a season considered a comedy

Enjoy and also spoilers for sinais do outro lado

[TRANSLATION]

[Cellbit]:"rip out the oral muscular organ" and roll for damage right away, two d6

[Guaxi/xande]:Seven of damage and... i don't know how i will rip out my tongue, i dont know

[Cellbit]:You can narrate however you want

[Guaxi/xande]:Alright is just that i dont have any knifes can i rip out pushing it out?

[Cellbit]:You can use your theeth

[Guaxi/xande]:Alright, that's it, i put my tongue out and i Bite it

[Cellbit]:Just one (bite) isn't enough and you start to chew your own tongue

[Guaxi/xande]:And crying a fuck ton

[Cellbit]:And groaning in pain it's terrible

[Guaxi/xande]:Alright

[Cellbit]:"kneel"

[Guaxi/xande]:I fall (in my knees) like this

[Cellbit]:Describe for me the whole scene, how do you do all of this things? And how is xande is feeling with witch of them?

[Guaxi/xande]:I'm- I, fuck, in this moment i... fuck, im thinking about them men, the image of them is in my head and all the time i'm thinking "for them, for them" and then i start to hit myself and comes some memory of us together having fun

[Cellbit]:Describe to me the exact memories that are passing thru your mind right now

[Guaxi/xande]:Oh of us having fun on the tents, me and lírio and guizo together, us in other missions gettint to know each other.. AAH stop doing this with me bro, so humiliating and.... dara a lot of dara, looking at dara and imagining her well and stuff and missing that

[Cellbit]:"Attack yourself"

[Guaxi/xande]:Alright, one more atacck (roll)?

[Cellbit]:Yes and discribe that to me

[Guaxi/xande]:I-I'm not even caring about the pain, of course it is happening but-

[Cellbit]:Is gushing blood (out of xande's mouth)

[Guaxi/xande]:Yeah but bro, i keep hitting(myself) and the symbol- can i make that your little pin falls on the ground? And i look at your team's pin again and.... nine (of damage) and thinking about them still and looking at it fixedly

[Cellbit]:Discribe one espesific scene that is going thru your head now

[Guaxi/xande]:Us in the Van listinting to some music all of us together

[Cellbit]:"Forget It" you don’t remenber of that anymore

[Guaxi/xande]:Alright...

[Cellbit]:"Attack yourself"

[Guaxi/xande]:I reseted it (His HP)

[Cellbit]:You see the creature, flooting imposingling in front of you, you are kneeled bleeding, you can't speak you are only groaning of pain the blood runing down your chin, It raises it's fingers and touches your head, everything (inside) you starts to destroying itself, fadding, from the inside, you forget everybody that one day you ever knew,all of whom you loved one day, all the places you ever saw, all the tastes you ever feelt, all the songs, the faces all of it is burning around you, you forget yourself, your name, your soul, you are empty, you are nobody. Your skin starts to heat and you feel your blood boil and transforming from the inside, your sking gets a greenish tone and your blood is pumping acid, melting your flesh from the inside, your bones start to dissolve and not-exist, you can't feel anything, you are anything you are empty, you aren't even understanding what is heppening with you the only thing that passes thru your mind is that whoever you might have been before forgeting,must have been a horrible person because that's the worst punishiment that somebody could ever recive, your empty remains finish fadding away on the floor into a pound of flesh, acid and forgotten memories, you are dead xande

#this is was the most dificult thing to translate fuck #he was only 18 #Jesus #ordem paranormal #ordem paranormal quarentena #ordem paranormal sinais do outro lado #sinais do outro lado #aop #sdol #opq #cellbit #guaxinim gamer #guaxinim #xande #xande sdol #sdol xande #alexandre

[cellgatinbo]

something is happening here

#qpurgatory 2 #pactw #guaxinim #jvnq