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shady-swan-jones · 4 months
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Silicon Valley fic Masterlist
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Hallfoyle, mine:
Schrödinger's cat 
"First you say ‘I like you’ as if I haven’t spent the last three years watching you being a mean sarcastic asshole and not caring about anyone’s feelings. Then you add ‘not like that’, disappear, and proceed to never mention it again. And go to extreme lengths to avoid me. So, for fuck’s sake, Gilfoyle, what is your deal?” -/- Monica is furious. Gilfoyle falls back on science and philosophy as a way to address his feelings. Naturally.
The Road Not Taken 
Laurie offers Monica everything she ever wanted if she goes back to Bream-Hall. But is it too late now that she's helming Pied Piper? Did she make the right choice, risking it all for a dream and a New Internet?
What Are You Waiting For 
Gilfoyle has the chance to write the algorythm that will make him post-Pied Piper famous, the king of System Architecture. Monica has received an offer she doesn't share with the group. But why do they both procrastinate when they're faced with what is, arguably, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? -a short fic about holding back
This Guy Fucks 
There were a number of instances in the last year that left Dinesh Chungtai utterly dumbfounded. Yet, nothing came close to surprising him more than seeing his satanist buddy leaving a cup of coffee on Monica’s desk like it’s normal Gilfoyle behavior. - a Hallfoyle story
Don't SCRUM it up, Gilf 
“At least I didn’t put my girlfriend in prison because I was too much of a pussy to break up with her”, Girlfoyle grips. Dinesh pauses, the beer bottle halfway to his mouth. “At least I had a real girlfriend, instead of stringing someone along while mooning over a girl who doesn’t even bother to reject me”.
Hallfoyle:
Can't Keep My Hands Off Of You by ShyRomantic
Gilfoyle and Monica were having a hard time keeping their hands to themselves, they keep getting caught but they just can't bring themselves to stop. Their friends handle their passions in the best way they can.
Attractive Opposites by Ariana (ariana_paris) [complete]
Gilfoyle likes Monica. Monica doesn’t like Gilfoyle. Or at least she doesn’t until she knows he likes her. Not that she wants a relationship with him, of course. They are complete opposites, after all. But you know what they say about opposites…
Halloween Hijinx by ShyRomantic
Pied Piper decides to throw a halloween party for the office, blow off some steam. Monica might have forgotten her costume but Gilfoyle has a trick or two up his sleeve that might help, and Dinesh might have a full meltdown in the process.
I Like You by DialandyouShallReceive
Takes place after "I like you" happens in 5.08. I love these weird nerds.
together_a five times prompt by blackfodder 
Gilfoyle and Monica are in a relationship. People find out as time goes on.
Perfect Illusion by Ariana (ariana_paris) [c]
Monica urgently needs a plus one for a school friend's wedding. Since nobody suitable is available, she takes Gilfoyle.
Only the Good Die Young by ProgramasaurusRex [wip]
Monica's a Catholic. Gilfoyle's a Satanist. Both of them are confused.
Running a Half-Cryptonomicom by Ariana (ariana_paris)
Set during 6x02. Monica is upset about something and Gilfoyle's ego is slightly bruised.
Purgatory by Cole88 [wip]
Gilfoyle has convinced himself that he is content. Monica disagrees. Sort of.
National Anthem by violet_saturn [wip]
Pied Piper's CFO and Systems Architect haven't interacted much since their victory over the 51% attack. Will Pied Piper's first 4th of July party change things?
Jared/Richard:
The Weight of Us by  @onequartercanadian
The Uber Kidnapper had been on the loose for two years, using Uber to abduct unsuspecting passengers who are never seen again. His last three victims were in San Francisco and Palo Alto. When Richard is his latest victim, Jared stops at nothing to find him. Especially when he realizes what his true feelings for Richard are.
Set It Up by @iambickentameter
In an ingenious attempt to occupy Jared's time, Monica and Gilfoyle take increasingly extreme measures to set him up with Richard.
work friends who live in their workplace by iknowandimsorry
After Pied Piper fails, Richard doesn’t travel. He goes back to the Hacker Hostel and rots. Jared goes with him.
I like me better when I'm with you by @seasiderendezvouss [c]
Hiring Jared was supposed to be a simple act of revenge. Richard would poach him to get back and Gavin and that would be it… at least, that was supposed to be it.
One Last Chance by Ilsistemaperiodico
They may finally find a way to make Son of Anton works.
the curve became a sphere by darklips_paleface
Richard needed space to figure out how to talk to Jared again, how to let him know that Richard wasn’t some tech messiah anymore and that Jared needed to stop treating him like he was something special when he was just some guy now. Or maybe he’d go on this whole global adventure thing, and Eat Pray Love himself into being a better person, a better friend. Here's hoping.
i'm sorry, okay? by lohoron [c]
“You have to take care of your cuticles, Richard,” Jared had whispered kindly, “Such a beautiful person like you should have the neatest cuticles in the world.” Richard had brushed it off. Another Mr. Potato Head of Beautiful People comment. It wasn't a big deal. But he felt a swelling in his tummy he can only describe as gratitude.
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ariana-paris · 2 years
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Chapters: 16/16 Fandom: Silicon Valley (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bertram Gilfoyle/Monica Hall Characters: Bertram Gilfoyle, Monica Hall, Dinesh Chugtai, Richard Hendricks, Jared Dunn Additional Tags: Romantic Comedy, Episode: s05e08 Fifty-One Percent, Canon Typical Behavior, Casual Racism, Office Romance, Strong Language Summary:
Gilfoyle likes Monica. Monica doesn’t like Gilfoyle. Or at least she doesn’t until she knows he likes her. Not that she wants a relationship with him, of course. They are complete opposites, after all. But you know what they say about opposites…
After over two years, it’s finally finished! Many thanks to everyone who followed it throughout the pandemic!
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mkmetz · 4 years
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BACKUP
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I made this. Umm yeah. Anyways follow me on tik tok 🤪🤪
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onequartercanadian · 4 years
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Chapter 6: Family Never Gives Up
Summary: Gilfoyle just wants to crawl in a hole and dissolve into nothing, pretend this never happened...but Monica and Dinesh won't let that happen.
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Between recieving my wonderful gifts and the lovely feedback I got from my recipients, the @svexchange2k19 got me feeling like this:
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stanfordbighetti · 4 years
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aaAaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAA
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thenerdypen · 4 years
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Silicon Valley Discord
Hey Pied Pipers! In honor of the finale I’ve decided to create a Silicon Balley Fiscord Server so we can keep the fandom going a bit longer as we process our emotions. Please feel free to join us at this link that will never expire!
https://discord.gg/S45JXqH
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retrauxpunk · 5 years
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sv headcanon: monica went through a goth/emo phase in high school and gilfoyle would’ve been Exactly her type and he still is
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obiwaaaan · 6 years
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Not in a — uh.. you understand what I'm saying. Sure.
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shady-swan-jones · 5 years
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In honor of the 6th season of Silicon Valley being so close, I’m getting beta’d and releasing the wild colorful mess that is my fic drafts. The time has come, where hallfoyle and dinfoyle fans alike will see the light of day.
After I return from vacation of course
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ariana-paris · 3 years
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Chapters: 14/? Fandom: Silicon Valley (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bertram Gilfoyle/Monica Hall Characters: Bertram Gilfoyle, Monica Hall, Dinesh Chugtai, Richard Hendricks, Jared Dunn Additional Tags: Romantic Comedy, Episode: s05e08 Fifty-One Percent, Canon Typical Behavior, Casual Racism, Office Romance, Strong Language Summary:
Gilfoyle likes Monica. Monica doesn’t like Gilfoyle. Or at least she doesn’t until she knows he likes her. Not that she wants a relationship with him, of course. They are complete opposites, after all. But you know what they say about opposites…
It’s back, only ... six months after I posted the last chapter! Still charting Monica and Gilfoyle’s relationship in season 6 and the ever entertaining world of modern corporations...
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mkmetz · 4 years
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when you are hot but you realise he is hotter
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onequartercanadian · 4 years
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Chapter 5: Nowhere to Go, Nowhere to Hide
Summary: Jared doesn't know how to go forward with the company after the crash. He tried to get Richard on board to hire new people, at least temporarily.
The extent of Gilfoyle's brain damage is revealed.
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beetlebum79 · 6 years
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I don’t really want romance on silicon valley but honestly, monica and gilfoyle would be a f*cking power couple
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stanfordbighetti · 4 years
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6x03 thoughts
- GOLD CHAIN REFERENCE YES
- oh, richard throwing up. how i missed you
- thomas middleditch is the king of physical comedy prove me wrong
- jared dunn my angel i love you that’s all
- BIG HEAD
- jared reading with gwart is the purest thing i think i’ve ever seen maybe ever
- this is absolutely a dinfoyle date
- BRO
- JARED’S FUCKING BITMOJI I AM LOSING IT
- gavin is one of my favorite characters not gonna lie i hope he and richard team up
- “women’s rights or something” “important stuff!” ron i love you
- jared’s richard impersonation is just a low voice omg
- JARED IN SHADES I WANT THAT IMAGED TATTOOED ON MY BODY
- monica is sitting very close to gilfoyle and he just looked down at her and it was a very pure moment ok
- dinesh sweetie no let’s not recount all of your mistakes right now
- DHSKJSKSKA THAT JARRICH MOMENT
- this may have been one of my favorite episodes in the entire series
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