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closing this on 2/10/23 solely so i can be prepared for the event starting !! if we discuss writing any more starters , we totally can in dms , but for now any unplotted starter requests are closed !!

wednesday, bloody wednesday 💕 happy mini event, hidden!! super excited to get this one going with y’all, we know you will have a total blast!! i’m gonna throw together a quick combo plotting / starter call for the upcoming mini event here! just a heads up, i will be trying to focus on these plots / the pairings over my other threads. you’ll still get them, but i wanna get the mini event stuff moving at a decent pace once we start! i don’t plan on having any of my girls go unaware atm, but i am open to any and all injury plots (minor or major) and if you need someone to be unalived, hmu !! that said, y’all know my rules for the combo move here : LIKE for a plotting message on discord. RESPOND for starters. if you don’t specify who the starter is for, i’ll ignore you. and please do not request more than FOUR starters per writer, at the moment. wanna make sure i can write with everyone!! but without further ado, here’s what my babes are doing this valentine’s day

** crossed out means they are queued

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chibiusa tsukino || sailor moon || unaffected - ( 1 / 4 )

she/her pronouns. lowkey expected something Insane™ to happen while she’s been here, so this was honestly not that big of a shock. will be in full sailor chibimoon form, doing whatever she can to help. if you need assistance, she’s the senshi for you!

-- plots : major / minor injuries, protecting someone, offering a place to hide, stopping someone from attacking.

usagi tsukino ( swan )

daniela dimitrescu || resident evil 8 || paired w. viscount tewkesbury - ( 3 / 4 )

she/they pronouns. decided to put themselves in the ring to get a free meal. had always intended to kill their date, but hey, this is just an added bonus, makes this that much more fun. will be going after anyone who looks like them, and anyone who stands in her way.

-- plots : unaliving someone, injuring other people, conflict outside of the dates, pretending to be helpless to turn on someone, all around menace.

bela dimitrescu ( kasey )

yoon chi woo ( atlas )

cassandra dimitrescu ( jodie )

emma vanity || harry potter : marauders era || paired w. nancy wheeler - ( 2 / 4 )

she/her pronouns. was trying to get settled into the city and thought this would be an easy was to learn a little more about it, and if someone else was paying, who was she to say no to dinner? but now? this is way more fun. she thrives on this energy and will be having far too much fun with it.

-- plots : unaliving someone, injuring other people, helping her friends/strangers with their attacks, offering shelter just to turn on them

rabastan lestrange ( alex )

alecto carrow ( cherry )

leia organa || star wars || paired w. han solo - ( 4 / 4 )

she/her pronouns. if she kills her husband twice, they cancel each other out right? like no one can hold her accountable for it if she just.. rights the wrong from the halloween gala? that’s how it should work at least, in her mind. will be full sith vibes again, i’m so sorry to anyone who gets in her way. she’s gonna try to control it, but really, i don’t think that’ll last for long.

-- plots : major / minor injuries , offering help to anyone who needs it (good or bad), someone trying to talk her down from this, injuring someone who does stand in her way

han solo ( mario )

yennefer of vengerberg ( alex )

jacen solo ( moon )

luke skywalker ( cherry )

marlene mckinnon || harry potter : marauders era || unaffected - ( 2 / 4 )

she/her pronouns. marlene is really having a full on ‘what the FUCK is happening!!!!!!!!!” moment. she really thought it was just fucking valentine’s day, already a bad holiday, and now she’s in full on order mode trying to stop people from committing a murder in the middle of the national mall. what was in the wine, my guys!!!

-- plots : major/minor injuries, offering people shelter, fighting against people trying to attack someone, penelope mitchell doppleganger attacks

emmeline vance ( mario )

sirius black ( jodie )

omega archeron || star wars : bad batch || paired w. renesmee cullen - ( 4 / 4 )

she/they pronouns. omega honestly?? kinda loves this. they don’t get to really cut loose all that much and not for nothing, this is a nice break from having to always be the good guy. they’ll definitely be going a little wild once they realized their date can’t be hurt that badly, but big rip to any other jessie mei li fcs :)

-- plots : injuring others, major / minor injuries, helping other people look for their dates, convincing people that this isn’t that bad

jill roberts ( swan )

yuri plisetsky ( ollie )

amber ( sunny )

billy loomis ( alex )

pj halliwell || charmed ‘98 || paired w. oliver mckinnon - ( 1 / 4 )

she/they pronouns. pj doesn’t have the active powers to actually kill someone, she’s definitely a maiming kind of person, but as much as she hates it, she kinda likes that they’re finally able to cut loose a little. they’ve always been The Good Kid, and getting to really let their powers shine now is really freeing.

-- plots : injuring others, major / minor injuries, fighting people trying to stop them, someone to talk sense into her

oliver mckinnon ( sam )

rosemary winters || resident evil - shadows of rose || paired w. mob - ( 3 / 4 )

she/they pronouns. my moldy gal, they are finally getting a real hang on their powers and then this happens. lowkey paired with someone else who is op so like, it’s fine, it’ll probably be fine. gonna definitely be testing out the upper limits of their powers, so, so sorry to anyone who gets in the way

-- plots : injuring others, major / minor injuries, attacking people who are in the way, helping other people find their dates/injure them, maybe someone to talk them down (doubtful it’ll work)

chu wanning ( ollie )

mob ( sunny )

charles xavier ( alex )

rowena ravenclaw || harry potter - founders era || paired w. hunter - ( 2 / 4 )

she/her pronouns. rowena is a very good witch, not just morally but in skill as well. she will be struggling A Lot with this turn in her mind, and will be doing what she can to avoid hunter. will be turning to people to help keep her away, to keep him safe. she isn’t going to become something she hates. she has to fight it

-- plots : major/minor injuries, someone to lock her up, someone to try and talk sense into her, someone to corrupt her into just giving in

heron lyptus ( moon )

helena ravenclaw ( jodie )

sella palpatine || star wars || paired w. allana solo - ( 1 / 4 )

she/her pronouns. was looking forward to one!! normal!! date!!!!!!! for the love of literally everything could she have one normal date with her girlfriend, PLEASE. very much on the run, knows that allana could hurt her faster than sella could ever land a punch on them. big ‘this isn’t you’ vibes. someone please help her out, she is not going to win that fight.

-- plots : major/minor injuries, someone to offer shelter, someone to help her fight, josephine langford doppleganger attacks

samara palpatine ( moon )

sophie hatter || howl’s moving castle || unaffected - ( 2 / 4 )

she/they pronouns. they’re getting a much needed, much deserved Break. they are unaffected by this, having expected this day to be a giant rush for the shop she couldn’t take time off to go on any kind of date. real smart vibes in hindsight. will absolutely be offering help/shelter to those who may need it. if you seem dangerous, they’ll kick you out. they do not need that drama rn.

-- plots : minor / major injuries, offering shelter, offering help, trying to convince people to calm down, jessie mei li doppleganger attacks, someone to raid the shops?

lumine ( kasey )

juliet capulet ( atlas )

tatum riley || scream ‘96 || paired w. fred weasley - ( 3 / 4 )

she/her pronouns. girl is reaching final girl status no matter what it takes at this point, she is not going to be someone’s victim. v much willing to kick peoples asses to succeed in that. will be using her self defense training to beat up her date and then booking it to the nearest shelter. any tom holland fcs will also be getting some kind of punch thrown at them if they get in the way.

-- plots : major / minor injuries, someone to offer shelter, abigail cowen doppleganger attacks, other tom holland fcs that she can beat up, someone to run with her, final girl tag team vibes

buffy summers ( swan )

stu macher ( moon )

josh washington ( blue )

victoria sutherland || twilight || unaffected - ( 4 / 4 )

she/her pronouns. best. valentine’s. day. ever. seriously, what more could she have asked for? the whole city is a total mess and she just gets to run around and grab a bite just to blame it on someone else? that’s so hot and please understand how annoying she and james are going to be about it. if you want someone to be unalived, she’s your gal. if you want a fight, she’s happy to oblige. this is victoria unaffected and just having a great time.

-- plots : unaliving someone, helping someone find their date, convincing people to just let go and have fun, being an all around terrible influence but at least she’s fun!

bree tanner ( swan )

riley biers ( mario )

mo ran ( kasey )

james witherdale ( kasey )

#hw: starter call #hw: plot call #hwminievent4 #event | violentine's day #long post tw #have i ever had a chill starter call

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maybeimamuppet · 2 years

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picking teams- chapter 3: janis

helloooo everyone happy wednesday wooooo!!

we’re back with this yaaaay! some of you might notice there’s a pretty major change from the last janis chapter (nothing that impacts the plot dw) which is fun!! the fun part of this is that y’all basically get to see this book happen in real time so i might occasionalllyyyyy do that as the plot develops just to make sure everything lines up :) sorry :p

anyhoo!! into this woo

tw for

homo/lesbophobia

abuse mention

discussion of bullying

and as always if i’ve missed something please let me know so i can add it :)

enjoy!

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Janis continues suffering through first period math. It's only day two, but still.

The girl wasn't there this morning, so she has nothing to fret over and keep her awake. She tries to pay attention, but she already doesn't know what's going on. Polynomials? Variables? Nothing is clicking.

Janis jumps a bit when the bell rings, signaling the end of class. She grabs her spiky backpack from the ground and shoves her notebook into it. Her pencil gets tucked behind her ear, and she's off. Or so she thinks.

"Janis, can I talk to you for a second?" Ms. Norbury asks gently. Janis freezes and turns around just before she makes it out of the classroom.

Damian turns as well, but Janis waves him off. He gives her a joking salute and heads off on his way to his next class. Janis heads over to the teacher's desk, fiddling with the end of her backpack strap and refusing to meet her eye.

"What do you need?" she mumbles.

"Is everything okay? You seem distracted," Ms. Norbury says. Janis loathes the amount of concern in her tone. "It's only the second day, I don't want to see you slipping. Especially not with you on the football team this year. A lot of people are really proud of you, you know. I'd hate to see you lose that."

"Lose it?"

"If your grade slips below a C in any class you're benched," Ms. Norbury says. "School policy, it's that way for all the sports. If you can't get it back up after a month you'll be kicked off the team."

Shit, Janis thinks. She cannot lose her place now. And especially not like this.

"I-I'm fine," she says hastily. "I'll do better."

"Everything's okay at home?" Ms. Norbury asks gently. "If something is going on we have people to talk to."

"Yeah, whole lotta good they do," Janis scoffs under her breath. "Look, everything's fine. It's just... early. I'm gonna be late for art."

"Of course, go ahead," Ms. Norbury says. "And Janis." Janis pauses to look at her. "We can help you, if you need. You just have to ask."

Janis nods, turning on her heel and heading out.

"You just have to ask," she mocks under her breath.

She hadn't technically lied. Everything is okay at home, now. Her dad finally got enough money together to kick her homophobic and abusive mother to the curb for good. Janis got a cat. Her sister loves her, and her dad has been her rock like always.

The problems are at school.

Regina may not target her directly anymore, but she's still the head bitch in charge. Of everyone.

Ever the dictator, she has every single clique in the school wrapped around her finger. They'll bend over backwards to do whatever she wants. And for what? Fifteen minutes of fame?

Janis is reminded of her power as soon as she steps foot into the halls. Her so called teammates shoving her against the lockers, the girls Regina wouldn't even wipe her shoes with looking in disgust at her clothes and hair and makeup. Like their opinions matter.

But Janis has been through worse. And she knows she'll make it through this.

Just two more years.

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"Oh!" Damian says around a mouthful of his tuna sandwich at lunch. "You'll never guess who was at tryouts yesterday."

"Dolly Parton."

"Oh my god, I wish," Damian sighs dramatically. "But no."

"Jolene," Janis says. A glare is her only response. "I give up, who?" she sighs. She's really not in the mood for this sort of thing today, but she'll always humor Damian.

"Your little crush. Her name is Cady, by the way." Damian says.

"She's not my crush!"

"You were totally ogling her the first day!" Damian retaliates. "Not that I blame you. Little slice like that."

"So was she any good?" Janis asks, attempting to steer the conversation away from any hint of crushes.

"Yes, oh my god she's incredible," Damian says, dramatically reaching across the table. "She can do all this crazy tumbling stuff, she's been practicing since she was really little. She didn't even need mats, coach just asked her to show some stuff and she tumbled from one end of the gym to the other. She's our head flyer this year."

"Yeah, I'm sure Regina isn't biased at all," Janis huffs, peeking around him to the Plastics table. Cady is sitting there looking very tense, but smiling and nodding along with the other three. "But if she's good enough then I guess it's not so bad."

"Just wait," Damian says. "It's crazy. She's like one of those wind up toys."

"I'll have to see for myself," Janis chuckles. "Can I have your pickle?"

"Paws off, pickle whore," Damian says, batting her hands away. "Mine."

Janis grabs it anyway and takes a bite, grinning mischievously. "Ours."

"You're so mean to me."

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There are three decent places in school, according to Janis.

The art room, which has always been Janis' safe haven. Everyone in there knows her. They're on her side. None of Regina's little cronies.

The gym. Specifically, for football practices. Damian was right, most of her teammates suck. They're merciless, and they don't listen, and think that she's incapable. But she's found an... acquaintance, in Aaron Samuels. And she always gets to work on tackling. Sometimes getting her rage out is extra fun.

She likes to think her old therapist would be proud. Probably not, but she can dream.

The last place, surprisingly, is her chemistry class. The work doesn't necessarily come easy to her. At least not as easily as it does to Damian. But it's interesting stuff, and right after lunch, which makes it easier to focus on.

Or it would be, if not for a certain girl.

Janis doesn't even know her name. All she knows is that she sits directly in front of her. That she has the most beautiful auburn curls which are apparently totally natural. That she's absolutely brilliant.

Oh, and that she's Regina's latest prized catch.

It would be almost perfect if not for that. None of the other Plastics are in their chemistry class, nobody who reports to them. It's a perfect haven. If only Regina hadn't gotten to her first.

Janis doesn't even know if she should risk it. Talking to her. God only knows what twisted tales Regina has put in her head already. What she already knows about her.

So much for chemistry.

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Janis grumbles quietly to herself as she gets changed in the locker room after school. She really is not in the mood for practice today. At least they don't have to wear all the padding yet.

She texts her dad to let her know when she'll be home as she exits the locker room and heads into the main gym.

"Heads up!"

Janis snaps her head up from her phone when she hears the scattered warnings from around the gym. One of the cheerleaders is working on a tumbling pass and heading right towards her. She doesn't have enough time to get out of the way, so, instinctively, Janis drops her phone and holds her arms out.

The girl winds up landing in them perfectly, leaving Janis holding her bridal style and both of them blinking at each other in surprise. It turns out to be the new girl Janis saw on their first day. The one from chemistry class. The one that Damian teases her so mercilessly about. Of course.

"Nice catch!" the girl chirps. What did Damian say her name was? "Sorry about that, are you okay?"

"Uh... yeah. Yeah, I'm fine," Janis replies as she gently sets the girl back down on her feet. "Nice... um... flippy thing."

"Thanks," the girl giggles. She spies Janis' phone on the ground and bends to pick it up. "I really am sorry, I should've paid more attention before I started tumbling."

"No, I wasn't here when you started. My fault," Janis chuckles shyly, dusting off her phone and sliding it back into her pocket. "I was in the locker room and walked in your way."

"Locker room? Are you on the team too?"

"Not this one," Janis says. "I'm on the football team."

"Really?"

"Yep. First girl ever on the team," Janis mumbles, trying not to show how proud of herself she is.

"That's really cool, um..."

"Janis."

"That's really cool, Janis," the girl grins. "I'm Cady."

"That's it!" Janis says. Cady looks at her in confusion. "Sorry, uh... Damian, there, is my best friend. He tells me about you guys sometimes. I couldn't remember what he said your name was."

"Oh!" Cady says with a nod. "He's really nice."

"Yeah," Janis sighs, begrudgingly waving back as Damian waves at her. He gestures between the two of them and wags his eyebrows. "He can be."

"Cady, stop talking to that dyke and get over here, we need to get back to work," Regina yells. Cady looks apologetic as she starts making her way back over.

"Sorry," she mouths. Janis shrugs.

"It's fine. I have my own practice I'm late for anyway," she says back. Cady grins and turns around to run back to her team. Janis flips Damian off as she heads outside to the field for warm ups. He blows her a kiss in return and starts stretching.

Janis is deep in thought during conditioning. She only really met the girl twenty minutes ago, but something just felt... right. Cady fit into her arms so well. Her giggles were so sweet, her eyes so green. And she even apologized for Regina being mean.

Damn it, not again.

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"So you finally met Cady," Damian says as they walk home together.

"Yeah."

"Thoughts?"

"No."

"Mood," Damian says. "But really, what did you think of her?"

"What does it matter? Regina already has her under her wing, she'll be brainwashed against me before much longer," Janis huffs, adjusting her bag of gear. "She already knows I'm gay, too, that's not gonna do me any favors."

"Just because Regina called you a... that, doesn't mean Cady thinks it's true," Damian says. "I don't even think Cady would know what it means."

"How could she not know?"

"She's from Africa," Damian says. Janis stops in her tracks.

"She what?!" she says. "Then why is she-"

"Her parents are, like, animal scientists or something, they were there for research. Cady said her mom got a new job and they had to move back here," Damian says.

"Oh. That's... kinda cool, actually," Janis says, resuming their trek home.

"So Regina aside, how do we feel about her?" Damian urges.

"Again, why does it matter? She's probably straight," Janis sighs.

"No straight person wears that much flannel," Damian says. "Just humor me, come on."

"Fine. She seemed sweet, and I think she's cute," Janis says. "But again, nothing is gonna happen, because she's probably straight and she's been kidnapped by Regina."

"Ooooooh," Damian teases, decidedly ignoring the second half of her sentence. "You think she's cuuuuuuuute. Janis likes a giiiiiiiiiirl."

"I didn't stand a chance, she literally fell into my arms," Janis says pleadingly. "She's so tiny. And her hair is so pretty, and her eyes are this really pretty green. And she's nice."

"Damn," Damian chuckles. "You're in deep."

"I only talked to her once, shut up," Janis huffs, unlocking her front door and dropping all her gear in a pile. "I have chem homework, help me."

"Bossy."

"I'll help you with English."

"Fine," Damian grumbles. "Will you at least feed me first?"

"Yeah, come on," Janis sighs. Damian claps and follows her to the kitchen. Janis lets him raid the fridge while she grabs a few of her protein packs to snack on.

"Do you have any classes with the Plastics this year?" Damian asks as he pours himself some cereal.

"Well, Gretchen is in our algebra class, you've seen her," Janis replies around some almonds. "And Karen is in my study hall. But no Regina, luckily."

"Any Cady?"

"Would you give it a rest?" Janis huffs. "I don't even like her that much."

"That implies that you like her," Damian says. "Dish, bitch, c'mon. Chop chop."

"If you must know, we have chemistry together," Janis sighs.

"Hell yeah you do."

"Get out of my house," Janis huffs.

"You can't get rid of me," Damian teases. "You need me for my brains."

"Yeah right," Janis chuckles. "I need you for your hugs."

"Come here," Damian coaxes. Janis shuffles over and leans into him lazily. Damian wraps his arms around her and gives her his best hug. "Not to, like, reiterate my point or anything, but if you ever want Cady's number..."

"Oh my god!"

"Janny?" a voice calls, accompanying footsteps on the stairs. "Is that you?"

"No, I'm a robber," Janis calls back. Her little sister, Stevie, glares at her as she makes her way to the kitchen. "Hey, TV."

"Hey, doofus," Stevie says.

"How was school?" Janis says, ruffling her hair as Stevie shuffles up for a hug. Stevie shrugs.

"School."

"Fair enough. Homework?" Janis hums.

"Already done," Stevie beams. "It's fourth grade. Not like it's hard."

"Alright, Elle Woods," Janis snorts. Realization dawns on her and she glares at Damian, who waggles his eyebrows in delight. "Fuck you, that's your fault."

Stevie gasps in horror at the profanity. "Janny, you have to put a dollar in the swear jar."

"Oh, do I?" Janis hums teasingly. "I don't see Dad anywhere. Unless... you're gonna snitch."

"I might," Stevie hums. "What's in it for me?"

"You're getting too clever for your own good," Janis sighs. "I'll make dinner."

"Deal," Stevie grins, extending a hand for her to shake. Janis takes it and rolls her eyes.

"Dad working late again?"

"Yeah. He left a note, he should be home by eight," Stevie sighs. Janis grins sadly.

Their dad is a lawyer, often working strange hours or long days. He's always home in time to tuck them in, but beyond that, they can never be sure when he'll be home. Janis is happy to step in to help with Stevie whenever she can. Stevie is less happy with the arrangement, but knows complaining won't help anything. Plus, it gives her ample opportunity to annoy her big sister.

"What do you want to eat?" Janis asks.

"We have dino nuggets," Stevie offers.

"I can't feed you dino nuggets every time, Steve," Janis hums. "Something healthy this time, c'mon."

"You guys have chicken and some vegetables," Damian offers, rifling through their fridge again.

"That and I get to watch a horror movie," Stevie insists.

"No way. You're nine, go watch... Disney Channel or something," Janis says. "You're not getting another deal out of me."

"Fiiiiine," Stevie sighs, picking up their cat and huffing off to the living room to go watch TV.

"I love you!" Janis calls, almost teasing.

"Yeah, yeah," Stevie huffs. "Love you too."

"Ever the charmer," Damian grins.

"Runs in the family," Janis smirks back. "Alright, help me while I cook and you get dinner too."

"Works for me."

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"I'm home! Jan, you got a package, sweetheart," Janis' dad calls as he opens the door a few hours later. Janis peeks up from her algebra homework she and Damian had been struggling through.

"Ooh, package," Damian teases. "Sweetheart."

"Shut up," Janis scoffs, shoving him slightly and going to greet her father. "Hey, Papa."

"Hey, rock star," her father grins.

"How was work? Any murderers?"

"You know I'm not that kind of lawyer, Janis," her father hums with a chuckle.

"Doesn't mean I can't hope," Janis grins. "Dinner's in the fridge. Steve's in the shower."

"Thank you, hon," her dad says, relief visible in his eyes as he pecks Janis' forehead and heads to the kitchen. "Hi, Damian, how are you, son?"

"I'm good, thanks, Mr. Sarkisian," Damian says back. "Jan, I gotta go home. Curfew."

"Okay. Goodnight," Janis says. Damian gives her a hug goodbye and grabs his bag before he heads out.

"How was school, rock star?" her father asks, sitting next to her at the table with his reheated dinner while Janis tries to keep going with her homework.

"Fine," Janis says, refusing to meet his eye.

"You teenagers and your one word answers," her dad huffs. "You have that Ms. Norbury again? My coworker handled her latest divorce. Poor woman."

"Yeah. Algebra," Janis sighs, tapping the end of her pencil against her workbook.

"How's that going?"

"Kind of like a baby giraffe taking its first steps," Janis sighs. "I'm two days in and I already got a talking to."

"Well, baby giraffes all learn to walk eventually. You'll get there," her dad says. "Why don't you take a break? Open your box?"

"Okay," Janis says. Her dad offers the knife he has yet to use on his dinner. Janis takes it to slice through the tape on the box and pulls the flaps open.

Her dad grins as she pulls out her official jersey and varsity jacket for the year. "Put it on."

Janis tugs the soft fabric over her shoulders, shrugging her way into blue and yellow. She holds her arms out and does a spin so her dad can assess it.

"Look at that quarterback," her dad says. "Best that school ever did see."

"I dunno about that," Janis chuckles sardonically.

"What makes you say that?"

"Nothing," Janis says hastily. Her dad raises an eyebrow, and Janis crumbles. "My teammates... don't exactly like me."

"Are they hurting you?" her dad asks in concern, gently grabbing her arm.

"Not... really," Janis says. "I get... shoved around. Stuff on my locker. Y'know, normal stuff."

"That's not normal, pumpkin," her dad says.

"Can we drop it? Please? There's nothing we can do about it. You can't pull me out of school and save the day again," Janis huffs. Her dad blinks at her in shock. "Sorry. I'm sorry, I just... I don't wanna talk about it."

"Alright," her dad murmurs, gently brushing Janis' hair out of her face. "If you change your mind..."

"I know where to find you," Janis replies.

"Good," her dad says gently. Janis sneaks one of his green beans, and promptly chokes on it when her father asks, "So are there any cute girls around this year?"

"What?!"

"That's not a no," her dad teases gently.

"Not you too," Janis groans. She catches onto her mistake as soon as her dad raises an eyebrow. "Forget I said that."

"Whatever you say, hon," her dad says knowingly.

"There is... one," Janis mumbles. "She's new."

"Oh?" her dad hums. "Tell me more."

"She's head cheerleader," Janis sighs. "Regina already got to her."

"Doesn't mean you can't get to her too," her dad says. "Show her the right way. If she's new this year she's gonna need a good friend to show her what Regina's really about."

"I don't know how to talk to her, though," Janis whines. "Like, 'hey, your friend is a scum sucking fart mouth life ruiner who almost killed me, you should come be my friend instead'? She'd think I'm nuts!"

"Well, maybe don't come off quite that strong," her dad chuckles, swallowing his last bite and heading to wash his dishes. Janis follows, perching on the counter and pouting down at her tights-covered legs. "Just... be a friend. Nothing says you have to replace Regina. If this girl has any sense she'll catch on soon enough."

"But how do I even start talking to her? We only spoke for the first time today and it was, like, four sentences before Regina called me a dyke and I had to go to practice," Janis says.

"I think you can work that out on your own," her dad says, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. "You're a big girl."

"But-"

"But for now, I think you need to get back to that algebra, missy."

"Fiiiine."

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thanks for reading!

lots of love,

ezzy

#cadnis #paint by numbers #space safari #cady heron x janis sarkisian #cady x janis #cady heron #janis sarkisian #damian hubbard #mean girls #mean girls musical #mean girls broadway #mean girls the musical #mean girls on broadway #picking teams

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seouledbysisi · 4 years

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A Brighter Dawn

Chapter One

Woozi

Ring…

Ring….

He sat and waited for his best friend to finally answer the phone. Usually it never took this long but maybe she was busy.

“Hello?!” Naomi answered seemingly out of breath.

Woozi was taken aback a bit. “What are you doing? Running laps?”

She giggled a bit. “I’m attempting to finish this Zumba class with Elyse.” She sat on a bench in the gym and crossed her leg over the other.

“Oh I forgot you’ve been working out together lately. Are you busy later?” He asked in hopes that she’d say no.

“Don’t we always have dinner on Wednesday? Of course I not busy.” She replied & rolled her eyes a bit.

Elyse snapped her fingers in Naomi’s face. “Are you coming back or what? You can talk to lover boy later.” She chuckled. She spoke the lover boy part under her breath.

Naomi waved her sister away. They were the same age. Most people wondered how that was even possible since they looked nothing alike but it was simply because Naomi’s parents adopted Elyse when she was three years old. She had been in the foster system before that. She had been apart of their family for so long people tended to forget that she was adopted.

“How about park picnic? The guys want to change it up a bit.” Woozi asked.

Naomi was down for whatever. That’s what made their friendship so easy because they both knew how to just go with the flow. “That’s cool. What should I bring?”

“Whatever you want. We’re not picky eaters. We’re ordering some food too.”

Naomi thought for a moment. “Elyse is the cooker so maybe I can persuade her to cook something.”

“Can she make one of those chicken & broccoli casserole’s?” Woozi loves when she cooked that.

Naomi giggled. “I can try.”

“Also bring Laiya too. She’s never around.” He sounded a bit sad.

“She’s always busy with work now. She got a promotion in the company. I’m happy for her though.”

Woozi cleared his throat. “I think someone else misses seeing her too. She’s kinda the big girl on campus now since she’s part of our A&R team now.”

Laiya, Elyse & Naomi met the guys because they were hired by Pledis Ent to tutor the guys in English. After a year Laiya decided to apply for the new A&R position that opened up so she barely has time to hang out because she’s always dealing with the artists of the company.

“Minghao misses her? They were pretty close at one point.”

“Yeah. He said he’s lucky to even get a response from her when he texts her to check in on her.”

Naomi’s heart broke a bit. They all were so close to one another at one point and now the dynamic was so different. She was all for Laiya following her dreams and aspirations but it didn’t make it any less sadder with her presence being almost void.

“I’ll call you when we’re on our way to the park, okay? If I don’t get back to this workout Elyse is gonna kill me.” She spoke and finally hung up.

The park

The girls were able to convince Laiya to take a breather from working and come to the park with them. She fought a good fight till they told her that she had been hurting their feelings because she never had time for any of them anymore. The guilt trip worked perfectly.

Naomi immediately greeted Woozi to let him know they were there. He was playing soccer with some of the other guys so she decided to take a seat on the blanket with Minghao, Wonwoo, Josh, Kayla, and her other younger sister Natalie. “Hey y’all!” She exclaimed as she laid her head on Wonwoo.

Laiya felt a bit uneasy as she sat down next to Minghao. He barely had even looked at her. “Hey everyone.” She spoke with a small smile.

The other guys spoke politely while Minghao simply waved but there was no emotion behind it.

Natalie looked from him to her. “Soooooo…hows everyone been?” She tried to break the ice.

Joshua chuckled. “I’ve been great!”

Wonwoo was always quiet, and especially when the air was so thick that it could be cut.

Minghao’s emotions were rising and he was starting to not be able to control them. He fiddled with his fingers trying to gain control but nothing was working.

“It’s been awhile since I’ve actually been around y’all, how’s the comeback going? I know y’all finally picked a concept, right?” Laiya asked. She stared at Minghao hoping he would take the bait and answer her.

Minghao sighed. “Did I do something wrong?” He finally broke thru his silence.

Her eyes widened. She honestly didn’t even know what to say. “What are you talking about?”

Joshua stared at Minghao like a proud father. “I know this is your conversation and you need it but my God, your English! It’s getting so much better!” He exclaimed and patted Minghao on the back.

Minghao shrugged his hand off of him. “Thanks Shua but not now. Did I do something to deserve your silence?”

Laiya took a deep breath. “None of you have done anything to me I’m just always working. Even when I’m home I have to work. I just don’t have time for anything but the artists. I know that doesn’t make you feel better but it’s the truth. If I had more time I would hang out.”

He stared deeply at her. Fear of his anger boiling over was the only thing he was worried about. “So you can’t make time for the important people in your life? Or are we not important anymore?” His diarrhea of the mouth just wouldn’t stop.

“Of course you’re all important to me, what do you mean?!”

Minghao chuckled a bit. “You fooled me. I really thought you might be the one but how can that be when the feelings are all one-sided!” He stood up abruptly.

Laiya was shocked that he had just confessed his feelings for her. She didn’t see that coming at all. She thought they were just friendly. She watched as he walked away. Her whole body stilled.

Elyse slapped her leg. “What the heck are you doing?” She asked Laiya.

Laiya snapped out of her trance. “I’m sitting here in shock. What does it look like?”

“Well snap the hell out of it and go talk to him!” Elyse snapped.

Laiya simply stared at her with tears in her eyes. “I don’t know what to say.”

“Do you care about him?” Elyse asked.

Laiya simply nodded.

“Even if you don’t care the way he does you at least owe him your understanding. He deserves that much. He’s hurt and you need to fix it.” Elyse spoke firmly.

Wonwoo simply stared at her as she spoke.

Laiya stood finally and went to search for Minghao. She didn’t know what would happen and honestly she deserved whatever was coming. She hadn’t realized he cared that deeply for her and she felt like she had been a terrible friend to all of them. She was just way too wrapped up in the A&R team. She needed to find a balance some way somehow.

Elyse stood a few moments later after the aura had went down some. “I’m gonna go cheer for the guys with Seungkwan.” She smiled and walked away leaving everyone else behind.

Joshua stood too. “I’ll come with!” He ran off with her.

Natalie looked from Naomi to Wonwoo. “I don’t even like soccer but I guess I’ll go watch too since y’all are so quiet.” She rolled her eyes and ran over to the others.

Wonwo sighed. “That was a lot.” He wasn’t a man with a lot of words but that’s what made him so intriguing.

Naomi rubbed his back. “It was a lot but I understand where Minghao is coming from.”

He nodded. “I do too. He really likes her, I’m shocked it took him this long to tell her.”

Naomi nodded quietly for a moment. “You’re so mysterious, woo. Do you like anyone? Are you seeing anyone?”

He eyed her peculiarly. “Seeing someone? What does that mean?” He wasn’t quite fluent in English but it had gotten a lot better.

She giggled. “Are you dating someone? Or do you want to date someone?”

He cracked a small smile as he looked around at the guys playing soccer. Coups had just scored and as Elyse cheered he engulfed her into a huge hug picking her feet off the ground. “Yeah but it’s just a silly crush.” He turned back to Naomi with a sad smile.

She watched the guys on the field. “Crushes are never silly. Who is it? I can give you advice!” She pushed.

He shook his head silently, praying that she would stop interrogating him.

She stared at him for a moment then looked back at the field. Two things had clicked. Coups and Elyse did have a habit of flirting and being touchy. Also the fact that Wonwoo seemed sad while watching them. “Is it my sister?” She yelled a bit too loud.

His eyes flew open wide. “Can you quiet down?”

“Oops, Sorry. But is it?” She asked again with a cheeky smile on her face.

He debated whether he should say or just walk away from the conversation. “You have two sisters.” He spoke plainly.

“Well I know it’s not Natalie because her and Vernon are dating. Wait- is it Natalie?” She stared in disgust.

He burst into laughter. “Of course not! She’s a bit younger than I would be into plus Vernon would kill me over her.”

Naomi was relieved. “So it is Elyse?!” She jumped to her feet, Getting ready to make a run for it so she could spill the news.

Wonwoo grabbed her from behind and covered her mouth with his hand. “You can’t say anything. Promise me!”

She sighed as her laughter died down. “Why? Why would you not want her to know? Give me a good reason.”

He nodded his head in the direction of she and Coups being overly playful. “You see that? That’s why. Whether they ever say it or not something is there and I don’t stand a chance.”

Naomi clutched her heart. That hurt a bit. “Elyse is just super friendly, she’s always been like that. I wouldn’t read too much into it.”

Wonwoo chuckled under his breath. “But Coups isn’t that friendly with girls so I know enough about him to know that there’s something there.”

Naomi sighed. “I won’t say anything but if my opinion counts for anything I think you’re a great guy and I wish you actually could see that.” She patted his back and walked over to Woozi.

Woozi sighed as she approached him. “Since when are you so giggly with Wonwoo?”

Naomi rolled her eyes. “I giggle with all of you.”

He simply shrugged. “What was so funny?”

“He lik- I cant say, Wooz. I promised that I wouldn’t say anything.”

He eyed her suspiciously. “You like him?”

“As a brother, yes. Why are you being like this?” She asked with a giggle.

Woozi stared out at the others who were eating. “Being like what? I’m just tired.” He saw one of their managers and stood and met with him without saying another word to Naomi.

The night was approaching fast and it had been an overwhelming day. Laiya and Minghao still hadn’t gotten anywhere and Woozi was acting funny. And on top of all that, Wonwoo had confessed his feelings for Elyse and Naomi couldn’t even say anything to anyone. She always kept a promise.

Elyse interlocked her arm with Naomi’s. “What’s wrong, twin?” She asked as she pouted her lips.

Naomi simply sighed. “I need an entire nap, that’s what’s wrong.”

Elyse smirked. “Me too sis. Me too.”

-Stay tuned.

#minghao #wonwoo #svt woozi #seventeen #kpop idols #kpop #carats #svt #s. coups #vernon #fanfic #stories #soft hours

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kittywolves · 5 years

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1-200 if you want lmao If not then just your favourites

200: My crush’s name is: don’t have one tbh, not romantically anyway

199: I was born in: west virginia, 2000

198: I am really: dumb

197: My cellphone company is: idk man

196: My eye color is: blue w/yellow bursts but they just appear green if you’re not super close

195: My shoe size is: 7+1/2-8

194: My ring size is: 7+1/2-8

193: My height is: 5′5″

192: I am allergic to: sesame :T

191: My 1st car was: N/A

190: My 1st job was: N/A

189: Last book you read: uh, Percy Jackson? i think

188: My bed is: warm, cozy, full of plushies & cat fur

187: My pet: CALCIFER!!!

186: My best friend: uh,, i don’t have one?

185: My favorite shampoo is: idk fruity scents that aren’t watermelon

184: Xbox or ps3: PS3

183: Piggy banks are: cute or terrifying, no in-between

182: In my pockets: my phone

181: On my calendar: birthdays

180: Marriage is: cute

179: Spongebob can: CAN SPONGEBOB FINALLY END PLEASE

178: My mom: can go die

177: The last three songs I bought were? uhh, i haven’t bought any songs,,

176: Last YouTube video watched: DrawingWiffWaffles newest video

175: How many cousins do you have? 1

174: Do you have any siblings? yes, 2 alive 1 dead

173: Are your parents divorced? no,,

172: Are you taller than your mom? around the same height

171: Do you play an instrument? no, but i wish i could play the harp tbh

170: What did you do yesterday? uh, i went shopping with my mother and then watched Futurama

[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: ? i dunno anymore

168: Luck: i guess so, yea

167: Fate: yea

166: Yourself: no

165: Aliens: YES

164: Heaven: yea

163: Hell: yea

162: God: ? yea?

161: Horoscopes: not really

160: Soul mates: YESSSSS

159: Ghosts: yep!!

158: Gay Marriage: %100

157: War: no >:(

156: Orbs: what

155: Magic: yep!!

[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs pls

153: Drunk or High: never been either, both sound fun

152: Phone or Online: usually use my phone tbh

151: Red heads or Black haired: all are adorable!!

150: Blondes or Brunettes: a d o r a b l e ! !

149: Hot or cold: uhm, comfortable warm,,

148: Summer or winter: SUMMER

147: Autumn or Spring: HALLOWEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

146: Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE

145: Night or Day: NIGHTTIME

144: Oranges or Apples: apples

143: Curly or Straight hair: both are great!! i have slightly wavy hair uwu

142: McDonalds or Burger King: neither >:(

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: MILK PLS

140: Mac or PC: um, idc

139: Flip flops or high heels: F L I P F L O P S

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: SWEET AND POOR PLS GIVE ME A KIND BAB TO LOVE @ UNIVERSE

137: Coke or Pepsi: coke !!

136: Hillary or Obama: obama!!

135: Buried or cremated: cremated so i can’t come back :’)

134: Singing or Dancing: i can’t do either :(

133: Coach or Chanel: ugh, coach ig

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who or who

131: Small town or Big city: i live in a city, but a town sounds nice tbh

130: Wal-Mart or Target: TARGET

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: what

128: Manicure or Pedicure: PEDICURE PEDICURE PEDICURE

127: East Coast or West Coast: i live on the west, so west

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: MY BIRTHDAY BC I GET TO PICK THE THEME !!!

125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers die and give off the aesthetic but chocolates are delicious so both

124: Disney or Six Flags: i love disneyland it’s just SO EXPENSIVE and six flags is gr8 for the thrills, plus i currently have a pass so

123: Yankees or Red Sox: who? which sport is this[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: blehhhh no

121: George Bush: idk american presidents lmao

120: Gay Marriage: YES YES YES YES YES YES

119: The presidential election: ew

118: Abortion: i’ll allow it lmao, i don’t think it’s great, but ik people will still get it whether it’s legal or not so might as well legalize it. also some cases actually need it so like,, yea!! let it happen!! pro-choice!!

117: MySpace: never used it lmao

116: Reality TV: ew ew ew ew EXCEPT FOR COOKING SHOWS

115: Parents: mine or just in general? bc eh

114: Back stabbers: M U R D E R T H E M 113: Ebay: lmao shipping expenses

112: Facebook: haven’t used it in years, do use messenger tho

111: Work: i like wedding coordinating with my aunt!! that’s about all the work i’ve done, oh and i’ve babysat

110: My Neighbors: don’t know em, they probably think we’re crazy tho, always yelling

109: Gas Prices: too!! high!!

108: Designer Clothes: eh, clothes are clothes, and some clothes are ugly (a lot of times it’s designer clothes blehh)

107: College: i mean i guess

106: Sports: go team! hit the ball! score the points! woo

105: My family: dysfunctional,,

104: The future: nooooooooooooooooooo

[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: uhhhhh....

102: Last time you ate: uhm, around 4?? maybe?? it’s 7 now

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: uh?? i never see anyone OH i guess on wednesday last week,,

100: Cried in front of someone: ???? idk??? i cry while everyone’s asleep usually

99: Went to a movie theater: last week !! um, thursday?

98: Took a vacation: uhh, february, early march? i went to ohio

97: Swam in a pool: uh, last monday

96: Changed a diaper: um, not this year lmao, maybe last year tho idk

95: Got my nails done: ???? i dunno

94: Went to a wedding: last november?? or wait no,, uhm i dunno sometime recently lmao

93: Broke a bone: never! did drop one in water tho :/

92: Got a piercing: december!

91: Broke the law: ?? i don’t wear seatbelts when i sit in the back seat lmao

90: Texted: around two hours ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: um,, my friends

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: MY KITTY BABY

87: The last movie I saw: missing link! the stop motion- i’m a wh*re for animation lmao

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: changing my name, moving out, getting married & having a stable life :’)

85: The thing im not looking forward to: being stuck here forever and eventually kmsing due to stress and depression :’)

84: People call me: Kitty!! Kiki!! (birth name) karebear!!

83: The most difficult thing to do is: exist within the same room as my mother without bursting into tears or storming off

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope

81: My zodiac sign is: Virgo! Viriborn for all you homestucks! and dragon in the animal one!

80: The first person i talked to today was: my dad :’) and then i messaged @deanilise even tho she was asleep

79: First time you had a crush: uh, as far back as i can remember i had a “crush” on Daphne Blake :D but i was like a small child and didn’t know what love was so anytime i saw anyone who i thought was cool or pretty or i wanted to befriend i had a supposed “crush” on them :/

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: i try to be pretty open, but sometimes i just wanna close off

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yikes idk

76: Right now I am talking to: like talking to or talking to? for the first, just some group chats for the second, no one

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: i wanna be an artist! i would love to be a youtube artist, but i fear i’m not creative enough for such things.. i would also like to be able to tell my stories!

74: I have/will get a job: i dunno,,

73: Tomorrow: church

72: Today: overslept, did some chores, been online

71: Next Summer: hopefully i can go back to colorado to visit my brother !

70: Next Weekend: ugh, church activities & then actual church, as well as other easter festivities

69: I have these pets: baby kitty, and some dogs....

68: The worst sound in the world: FORK SCRAPING ON BOWL, ERASER SCRAPING ON PAPER, DOG’S SNORING, MY MOTHER’S VOICE WHEN I’M HAVING SENSORY OVERLOAD

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: my mother, she’s like the only person that makes me cry unless someone says they’re attempting and i can’t get through to them

66: People that make you happy: @onedirtysock @aliaitee @deku-is-tired @deanilise @awkward-scarfy-boi @fourth-best-jeanist @bnhaworld @bnhya @helloiliketits @trashyfxndoms

65: Last time I cried: last night oops

64: My friends are: (see 66) they’re all very nice & supportive which is amazing & i love them all dearly

63: My computer is: a MacBook air with a galaxy cover

62: My School: not in one but the one i’m gonna go to in the fall is just a community college

61: My Car: N/A

60: I lose all respect for people who: hate on anyone, racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedos, terfs, ableists, etc

59: The movie I cried at was: uh, i dunno, but i was crying abt futurama the other night

58: Your hair color is: orange-y with dark brown roots, supposed to be dyeing it soon :)

57: TV shows you watch: BNHA, HIMYM, Bob’s Burgers, TUA w/ @deanilise Futurama, The Simpsons, Fairytail, Runaway’s, Adventure Time, SVTFOE, etc

56: Favorite web site: Tumblr!

55: Your dream vacation: Ireland,, ofc i always dreamed of going to paris when i was younger, and Britain sounds cool too, & i’ve heard belgium is pretty && japan sounds fun && new york city sounds super cool as well so idk any of those places ig

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: uh, probably when i broke my arm, although i can’t remember it, i did used to get growing pains in my legs when i was younger & could hardly sleep so there’s that option as well

53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium or medium-well

52: My room is: messy, but it’s home & also warm

51: My favorite celebrity is: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno

50: Where would you like to be: idk, in my bed ig

49: Do you want children: yea! i wanna adopt!

48: Ever been in love: uh, i thought i was, but it was just an intense crush on this girl lmao

47: Who’s your best friend: already answered this lmao

46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls,,

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: laughing, music, & seeing my friends

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: any of y’all would be great tbh

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: survive

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: lmao no,

41: Have you pre-named your children: uh, i have names picked out that i like, but idk depends how young my kid is when i adopt them, and even then idk if i could bring myself to change their name uwu

40: Last person I got mad at: my mother,,

39: I would like to move to: IRELAND OR SOMETHING I DUNNO I WANT OUT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY

38: I wish I was a professional: artist!! youtube maybe!![ My Favorites ]37: Candy: hmm, i like smarties, m&ms, gummy bears, & sweetarts

36: Vehicle: uhh, vw beetles? WAIT NO JEEP WRANGLERS I THINK

35: President: uh idk

34: State visited: the one i live in lmao, California :)

33: Cellphone provider: idk a lot about them

32: Athlete: N/A

31: Actor: eeeeeeee

30: Actress: eeeeeeee

29: Singer: Case! Patrick Stump!

28: Band: FALL OUT BOYYYYYYYYYYY

27: Clothing store: Hottopic

26: Grocery store: N/A

25: TV show: Arrow! Adventure Time! (ripip) i haven’t seen Arrow in a long time tho so idk if it’s still any good...

24: Movie: Heathers!!

23: Website: Tumblr,,

22: Animal: CATS

21: Theme park: DisneyLand! it’s just sooooooooo expensive ;-;

20: Holiday: HALLOWEEN

19: Sport to watch: Soccer!!

18: Sport to play: none

17: Magazine: i don’t read them

16: Book: The Hunger Games

15: Day of the week: probably friday or saturday

14: Beach: uh, maybe seal? or hermosa?

13: Concert attended: i’ve been to exactly one (1) and i didn’t enjoy it bc it was for Ariana Grande

12: Thing to cook: well you don’t cook them but, COOKIES!!

11: Food: Ice Cream!! Burgers!! Mashed Potatoes !!

10: Restaurant: In-N-Out probably

9: Radio station: 98.7 alt radio

8: Yankee candle scent: uh i dunno

7: Perfume: Vanilla Bean Noelle from bbw

6: Flower: daffodils

5: Color: pink! purple! green!

4: Talk show host: no

3: Comedian: Bo Burnham or John Mulaney

2: Dog breed: Retrievers !

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? yes!

here’s my baby for reference & for putting up with all that

#kitty answers #200 asks #deku-is-tired #calcifer

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katsuko1978 · 2 years

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I posted 110 times in 2021

11 posts created (10%)

99 posts reblogged (90%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 9.0 posts.

I added 76 tags in 2021

#no stabbing wednesday - 11 posts

#leverage - 11 posts

#queued forever and a day - 11 posts

#randomly queued now for the lulz - 11 posts

#reblogging at the speed of light - 8 posts

#loki - 6 posts

#dnd - 6 posts

#dungeons and dragons - 4 posts

#the mummy - 4 posts

#wandavision - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 121 characters

#like probably right now. you can't ever get warm and so you like cozy shit and warm tones. put on a sweater or something.

My Top Posts in 2021

Guys. GUYS.

I was talking to @apollymi about anime space westerns, and was browsing Wikipedia when I came across this:

In 2071, roughly fifty years after an accident with a hyperspace gateway made the Earth almost uninhabitable, humanity has colonized most of the rocky planets and moons of the Solar System.

That’s... that’s this year.

Happy Cowboy Bebop Year, y’all.

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Not to post vague spoilers, but...

...if you’re gonna create an OC for your movie, please at least try not to reinvent Baraka the wheel.

13 notes • Posted 2021-04-24 14:25:38 GMT

Spoiler warning in effect

WHAT

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Wild ass WandaVision theories that will probably go nowhere:

Jimmy Woo never actually confirmed that their missing person was in witness protection. What if it’s a missing agent? Like, oh, let’s say, Herb?

And what if said missing agent was keeping an eye on a person of interest who has likewise gone missing in the Hex? Possibly an enhanced who came out of the woodwork during the five years between Snaps?

Said missing enhanced happens to be able to confront Wanda whenever they cross paths within the Hex, and as such, has been pushed away from the spotlight to keep her from becoming a threat.

...I’m saying Dottie is fucking Emma Frost, okay?

23 notes • Posted 2021-02-13 15:43:05 GMT

Spoiler Alert

To echo Darcy Lewis:

She recast Pietro?!

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Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

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lipsticklattesandlife · 5 years

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❤️# 42 will always have my Heart!! This guy right here, he’s such an amazing son y’all!! He checked on me all day yesterday while he was at school because he was so worried about mom since I had an Addison’s crisis yesterday. Football and sports have really pushed him to really work on his grades this year and I couldn’t be prouder of the young man that he’s becoming. my girls look up to their big brother like nobody’s business and that makes me one proud mama!! how many of y’all have kiddos that just pull at your heartstrings and make you so happy!! It’s hump day y’all! For us it’s a Thursday because we’re out of school Friday and Monday so this is Our Friday Eve!! woo hoo for a four day freaking weekend! I don’t have to set alarms for Friday or Monday to get kids up for school! but they do have to be set because they all have dentist appointments first thing in the morning on Friday and I appointments first thing in the morning on Monday so I will still be setting alarms to get up and get them to those JKJK on the no alarm thing!! But I love to make their appointments when they’re out of school so they don’t have to miss any since they’ve already been so sick this year I don’t wanna take them out of school anymore than they have to be. let’s rock this Wednesday out y’all! I’m gonna do a little Amazon hall for y’all it’s just a couple of things hopefully the rest of my stuff will be here today I can’t remember if it’s today or tomorrow that’s my brain because I’m so busy all the time I can’t remember all the things! Have a blessed and friggin good day y’all!! XOXO B 💋 (at Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3ZdVNWF0wP/?igshid=14s8l0jxw5c7i

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byamylaurens · 6 years

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Oh My Gosh The Last Two Weeks What The Even.

Self-indulgent post, sorry, but here we are.

You GUYS. The last two weeks have been reeeeDIKulous.

Monday: Full day of work, then 11-hour stint cake decorating (see next Monday), meaning I got to bed at 4:30am.

Tuesday: Full day of work, home for an hour to make a batch of buttercream (which takes 30 mins), then split/fill/decorate a small dietary-requirement cake to go with Monday’s epic one, then load both cakes into the car and head into town to drop them off. This took Time, and I ended up getting home around 7pm.

Wednesday: Work, then the usual rigmarole of gymnastics + swimming that sees us all home at 7.

Thursday: Work. Frantic Christmas shopping. Kid 1’s school presentation/performance/graduation night. Home at 8:30pm.

Friday: Work, but got to leave an hour early, which was nice. Additional Christmas shopping. 5-hr cake stint on two different cakes, finishing up at 1am.

Saturday: Drop off cake 1 from last night, drop off husband, head home to pack, take cake 2 to be dropped off, go meet husband and do church stuff for an hour-ish, head home to eat and finish packing, spend an hour driving out to look at a block of land, drive to Sydney. Experience Epic McDonald’s Failure for dinner, swear as a family to never eat there again unless it’s a real emergency, arrive at in-laws at 9:30pm. Kids finally asleep by 11pm. >.<

Sunday: Spent the day in Sydney doing Christmassy stuff with family, drove home (successfully avoiding a McDonald’s dinner, woo, go us), home around 9:30pm.

Monday: Morning drop-off run. 5.5 hours at home to catch up on an hour of lectures + an hour of assignments I was running behind on for some writing courses I’m doing, squeeze in a 1.5hr nap (THANK GOODNESS), pack the car to the gills with all the stuff for 2 x market stalls, go run said market stalls at the school/church Christmas Event Thing until 10pm. Packed up and home by 11.

Tuesday: Spent all morning at Kid2’s language thingo – she’s participating in a longitudinal study about childhood language acquisition and we have to go in for a few hours every 3-6 months. Kids came home and CRASHED, sleeping about 3 hrs each. Then, market round 2. But because it was the final night, SUPER pack-up, so I wasn’t home until 11:30pm.

Wednesday: Frantically deal with an editing project that had suddenly become 24-hour-turn-around-urgent. Discover the entire reason I paid to send Kid2 to daycare today for one extra day is suddenly null and void: cannot go to gym while Kid1 does gymnastics as per usual, as Kid1 has a massive temperature. >.< Skip the gym, work on edits, head to swimming with Kid2 and get home at 7, finish up edits around 11:30pm.

…Which brings us to today, and y’all, I am tired. Like, whoa. I burned the lower knuckle of my left thumb on a hot tray because I was just spacey at lunchtime. And we spent 2.5 hours out this morning socialising (which was awesome, btw) and DH & I are doing Compulsory Work Fun* tonight, so it’ll be another late night. And then tomorrow and the next night we’ll be up late also, and I just, like, wait? This was supposed to be holidays? I’m supposed to be, like, sleeping, and chilling, and remembering how to be human and stuff? Urgh.

Anyway, it’s not terrible, it’s just busy, and after this weekend I should be able to have some genuine holiday time and read some books. I’m super hoping to get through 15-20 books these hols (I’m secretly aiming for 22, but I’m not telling myself that because I’ll freak out at how impossible that is to include in my schedule 😛 For reference, I usually read about 50 books per year, so you know. Over-achieving here, much.) so next week I’ll do a quick write up of what I’ve read so far, I think, and it’s nearly time to do end-of-year wraps etc (WHOA).

Also, Patreon have just taken a MASSIVE dose of humility pie, and have publicly announced that they are NOT making the awful changes to the payment system that they have planned, and they have issued formal apologies and are just generally doing their best to be a Socially Responsible Company, so that’s pretty cool and a nice bright spot: it IS possible to be corporate AND have a soul! Who knew?! So yeah: My Patreon: Check it out 😉 I’ll probably post some bonus stuff for all patrons over the holidays (I might even write a special short story just for patrons, cause I love my patrony-people THAT MUCH), so if you’re considering it, now’s a great time to jump in for as little as $1/month.

Anyhoo. That’s about all I have brain and time for: I have another two cakes I need to get in the oven, like, NOW if they are going to be done by the time I have to go party.

Love you all, and have a happy forthcoming weekend :3 <3

* I didn’t say it was bad Compulsory Work Fun, FYI.

Oh My Gosh The Last Two Weeks What The Even. was originally published on Amy Laurens

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