#harumph

[eemmoorrii]

He looks like an upstanding citizen :]

#im ngl i wanted to kms while making this HBBDFBD #/HJ #i wanted it to be so much more ambitious but MY ART SKILLS PLUS MOTIVATION WOULDNT ALLOW IT #HARUMPH #also shout out to my artstyle changing every fucking post thats rlly fucking funny #william afton #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #purple guy #my art

[sirclitoressa]

larissa weems and leonora lesso get married and adopt a pet (me) and go live in the countryside where they collect antiques and grow poisonous plants and have weird kinky sex when

every now and then they lure a restless young girl from the nearby town into the forest and she dreamily wanders back home three days later in a contented post-orgasm haze

#harumph #larissa weems x leonora lesso x reader #leonora lesso #larissa weems #gwendoline christie #charlize theron

[thewhimsyturtle]

Me, use the door on my hidey hut? I'm too cute for doors! Hurry up and refill my water dish already!

#what door #peekaboo #shello #digging #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #hidey hut #HARUMPH #nose in air #GRUMP #water dish #King Kirby #cute #animals

[radiantbastard]

@eccentricwearsgoggles Oh, I see how it is. And I'M the mean one.

#harumph

[after-witch]

what I wanted from my covid-and-flu-shot-double whammy: Ohhh I feel feverish and weak, better lay in bed with a cold cloth on my head and pretend various fictional characters that have kidnapped me are taking advantage of my helpless state to dote on me when I can't push them away oh nooo

What I got: I feel fine except I can't lift my right arm more than a few inches and I feel like I got punched by a very tiny but very strong doll

I DEMAND A REFUND

#harumph

[katieskarlette]

Wrathion, crying into a goblet of arcwine:  I’m soooooo all alone. I have nobody.  It’s just me against the world.

Ebonhorn:  I still exist.

Wrathion:  Poor, poor, me!  This loneliness is actually painful!

Ebonhorn:  Remember me?  You saved my sanity in BFA and called me brother.  Ring a bell?

Wrathion:  Alllllllllllll alone!

Ebonhorn:  ...

#things that popped into my head after reading #the vow eternal #did the invitation for #ebonhorn #get lost in the mail? #dammit suramarian wedding planners #you had ONE JOB #harumph #wrathion

[grippysockgangg]

Am I not pretty enough? Don’t I deserve lingerie!?

#harumph

[femboty2k]

"ideal body" I do not idealize THINNESS in an IDEAL world I would be PRAISED for being FAT go FUCK yourself

#huff #harumph #ramble ramble

[bitletsanddrabbles]

As a pairing, Thomas x Branson annoys me, but not in the way you'd think.

I think it could be interesting. I mean, really interesting. I think I could very much like them. Especially if you took some of the Rob-Allen vibe and worked it in only, you know, less bromance and more actual romance.

Thing is that I have one plot idea for it that's been foundering for years, and while I peek at every single story that hits Ao3 I somehow just...

...am not interested. They don't do it. I don't even know why! The writing style will rub me wrong and or the plot premise won't quite catch me or the rating will be too high or despite not contradicting the canon for either character it comes off as the author using the piece to preach personal politics and have I mentioned in the past day that I hate politics? I hate politics. I am 1,000,000,000,050% done with politics! They can die in a fire! ...pity the damn things are unavoidable.

Anyway the fact I'm not interested annoys me! I want to be interested! I want to find a piece with this pairing that I enjoy and find believable and in character-ish, although I'd take a good, ridiculous modern au humor piece in a pinch.

I just...

BAH.

WHY CAN'T I LIKE THIS PAIRING?

#downton abbey #downton abbey fanfiction #thomas barrow #tom branson #harumph #thomas/branson #fan woes #when my brain won't do what i want

[buffyspeak]

#veronicamarsedit #megmanningedit #meg manning #userthing #veronica mars (show) #* mine #gifs #she's so lovely! she deserved better #harumph

[gcldfanged]

Been toying with the idea of just making Jae unaffiliated, but so much of his roleplay canon is FF7 specific, so...

#◈ ooc #harumph

[thewhimsyturtle]

I'm watching you, Mom! Nothing escapes my GRUMP!

#nosy #I'm watching you #I see you #peekaboo #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #hidey hut #GRUMP #nose in air #not impressed #HARUMPH #cute #animals

[eric-sadahire]

My talent is identifying birds...

Okay, what's this one?

Yep, it's definitely a bird.

False, it's a government spy!

#birds #mytalent #identification #mechchicken #itsabird #govermentspy #conspiracy #condescension #obviously #birdlike #humor #irony #harumph #dailyartwork #acrylic #kunst #artwork #flommist #flomm #beercoaster #lowbrowart #beermat #artoftheday #outsiderart #painting #across the spiderverse

[tandembicycles]

THEY MASSACRED MY BOY

#NOOOOOO #I SAW IT COMING BUT I DON'T LIKE IT #so I'm ignoring it. #it's not happening. #Jr rambles #harumph

[geodethecrow]

What the FUCK YouTube Music what do mean I have to "upgrade for unlimited music on demand"?!??

Why won't you just play the frinking songs that I want to listen to instead of starting a godsdamn radio thing of songs like them?!!???

#harumph #why they gotta be like this #i just wanna listen to the new first of october album #candlelight musings

[thehoneyedhufflepuff]

is there a reason why staring into my Google doc doesn't magically make words appear

#btl woes #harumph