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My talent is identifying birds...
Okay, what's this one?
Yep, it's definitely a bird.
False, it's a government spy!
#birds#mytalent#identification#mechchicken#itsabird#govermentspy#conspiracy#condescension#obviously#birdlike#humor#irony#harumph#dailyartwork#acrylic#kunst#artwork#flommist#flomm#beercoaster#lowbrowart#beermat#artoftheday#outsiderart#painting#across the spiderverse
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BIRD
God I love birds :DDD
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Some snaps from around the camp today: including sabre, dance, rifle, and hot dog class! * * #spintronixguard #colorguard #summercamp #guardcamp #spintronix14 #itsabird (at Central Methodist University) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfuVUJEhd56/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Reddit in DC would so funny and equally disturbing. Like so shit can happen in one day
I can definitely picture it
The death of Jason Todd shows up so often on r/UnsolvedMysteries that the mods had to ban the topic
And in doing so, they deleted the post that said Jason came back when Superman punched a hole in reality and became the Red Hood
(It only had 3 upvotes anyway)
Tim uses a burner account to expose big businesses on r/LateStageCapitalism
Meanwhile Dick has a burner account for making bad puns in comments that frequently end up screenshotted on r/AngryUpvote
Bruce made exactly one post—an AITA post about whether he's in the wrong for banning his anti-hero son from using guns against Gotham's worst repeat offenders
And that post ends up on r/OddlySpecific
There's a thread called r/TheButtsMatch where people match random butts to Batman's
r/ItsABird is for Robin sightings
And r/ItsAPlane is for Kryptonian sightings
Starfire's post explaining Tamaranean anatomy ends up at the top of r/AlienAnatomy
r/shittyaskscience is filled with questions like "Why do Robins get shorter" or "What would happen if humans ate Kryptonite" or "Can I go nyoom with the Speed Force"
Someone finds a Lantern ring for $15 on r/ThriftStoreHauls
Someone else finds Roy and Oliver's lost arrows for $1 each at Goodwill
(That second one was Dinah)
TIFU stories include a mix of everyday life ("TIFU by calling my football coach dad") and stories involving superheroes ("TIFU by calling Wonder Woman dad")
r/OnlyInGotham is the Gotham memes thread
At this point superhero news only makes it to the Reddit front page if the world is literally about to end
So like… every other month
Damian tried to join Reddit and Tim ratted him out for not being old enough
Tim only did it as r/pettyrevenge for Damian stealing his new sweatshirt
Harper and Cullen host an AMA together as Bluebird where they answer superhero questions with wrong answers only
Babs does a voice session, but it's not about superheroes at all—it's just IT stuff with other computer nerds
Selina posts on r/relationshipadvice about how her husband sometimes goes to bed in his fursuit and it weirds her out, and Bruce immediately finds it and comments "don't act like you don't do the same"
Duke got banned from r/family because they thought he was making up stories
Steph is the admin of r/BreakfastFood
And the mods are Alfred, Martha Kent, Bart Allen, and Matter-Eater Lad
Cass wrote a True Off My Chest post where she confessed to eating the last of Alfred's cookies and blaming Dick
The most popular r/MaliciousCompliance post was from a former Batburgers employee who went home to change in the middle of a busy shift because his manager insisted that Harley Quinn wasn't a hero and thus he couldn't wear her logo on his shirt to work
r/Batman is actually filled with photos of dark blobs with two pointy ends that vaguely resemble Batman, i.e. inkblots or people's cats
Jason gets banned from that for posting pictures of Bruce
#ask#anonymous#batfamily#batfam#batman family#dc comics#headcanon#reddit#tw death mention#tw food mention#tw swearing
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SUPERMAN SUNDAY !!! #Superman #ChristopherReeve #ItsABird #ItsAPlane #Hero https://www.instagram.com/p/CD-TZbqBOk6/?igshid=tya9xd731lwb
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#itsabird ... #itsaplane ... It's a #bomjman Warning: Don't try to repeat this (at Römerberg) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7JCxrQBRMl/?igshid=6u2ankpyscv1
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Up, up, and away! #superman #halloween #itsabird #itsaplane https://www.instagram.com/p/B4TLndklSwv/?igshid=106kccate5ii6
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Look...! #upinthesky ... #itsabird ... #itsaplane ... It's ... It's ... It's still a plane. Where's Superman? #andtheyreleavingonajetplane .. #fellinggoofy (at Rancho Mirage, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0yiAwLBUon/?igshid=gj3gofzw5wxf
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I guess I need to go to the eye doctor, this is defiantly a bird. carry on then people! CARRY ON!
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HAVE Y'ALL HEARD, ABOUT THE BIRD! 😜 They should make a Gold or Alternate Artwork card of this one, just because it looks funny 🤣 Pokémon TCG (2021) - ⚔️&🛡️: Fusion Strike Cram-o-matic (Trainer Item, uncommon, 229/264) 🦚 . . . #FDMPKMN #pokemon #pokémon #pokèmon #swordandshield #fusionstrike #swsh #tcg #fusionsangriff #tradingcardgame #itsabird #cramorant #pokemoncommunity #collection #masterset #funnypokemon #dailypokemon #pokemondaily #pokemoncollection #trainer #pokemonpulls #pokemoncard #tradingcard #pokemoncards #collectable #verzamelaar #pokemontrainers #pokemonswordshield #pokemonart #pokemonaddict (at The Netherlands) https://www.instagram.com/fdmpkmn/p/CXjgc9XLgLc/?utm_medium=tumblr
#fdmpkmn#pokemon#pokémon#pokèmon#swordandshield#fusionstrike#swsh#tcg#fusionsangriff#tradingcardgame#itsabird#cramorant#pokemoncommunity#collection#masterset#funnypokemon#dailypokemon#pokemondaily#pokemoncollection#trainer#pokemonpulls#pokemoncard#tradingcard#pokemoncards#collectable#verzamelaar#pokemontrainers#pokemonswordshield#pokemonart#pokemonaddict
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Some dogs are just super. #ItsABird #ItsAPlane #ItsCabot #SuperDog #LeapTallCountersInASingleBound #Crazy #Cute #Cabot #DurantDogs #NSDTR #nsdtrofinstagram #FreezeFrame #eijtb (at Calgary, Alberta) https://www.instagram.com/p/CM_buMdBUE6/?igshid=1ecgabz8xgt20
#itsabird#itsaplane#itscabot#superdog#leaptallcountersinasinglebound#crazy#cute#cabot#durantdogs#nsdtr#nsdtrofinstagram#freezeframe#eijtb
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Eastern Bluebird (male) (big boi) (fancy boi) (favorite boi) . . . #birdpainting #birdpaintings #paintingsofbirds #paintedbird #itsabird #putabirdonit #bluebird #easternbluebird #fancyboi #bigboi (at Washington, District of Columbia)
#putabirdonit#bluebird#paintingsofbirds#itsabird#paintedbird#easternbluebird#birdpaintings#fancyboi#bigboi#birdpainting
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I got to visit with an old friend and eat some really good food today. If you were at #summercamp in 2018 then you know what this is all about. 😂🤣 #itsabird #spintronix #summerofspin (at Central Methodist University) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4x2sPTlqb0/?igshid=1js2n89qmjagw
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I’m at Burleson Honda selling cars and having a blast doing so!! I was following up with my previous customers yesterday and my good friend Santina Brent reached back out to me and said she was sending me a refferal. Tyesha was already working a deal at another dealership, but Sir Marcus Rocketman Jamison swooped in and saved the day!! Tyesha came out this afternoon and sealed the deal on her brand new Civic!!! Please take a moment and congratulate Tyesha on the upgrade and welcome her the the family!! #itsabird #itsaplane✈️ #noits #marcusrocketmanjamison #comingtoyourrescue #haggarpants #magnannishoes #rolex #portauthorityclothing #sponserme #ilookgreatinyourproducts (at Burleson Honda) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHwKhDdj31Y/?igshid=nzsrsq2mhwnw
#itsabird#itsaplane✈️#noits#marcusrocketmanjamison#comingtoyourrescue#haggarpants#magnannishoes#rolex#portauthorityclothing#sponserme#ilookgreatinyourproducts
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#thenewyorkpost #newyork #nypost #birds #burb #greattit #itsabird #climatechange #environment #wipedout #serious #issue #rare #endangered #species #dirtbags #misread #takenoutofcontext #unfortunately #named #climate #warming #endangeredspecies #save #them #please #weliveinasociety https://www.instagram.com/p/CHg16a7DZHE/?igshid=2xvvbdyse5w4
#thenewyorkpost#newyork#nypost#birds#burb#greattit#itsabird#climatechange#environment#wipedout#serious#issue#rare#endangered#species#dirtbags#misread#takenoutofcontext#unfortunately#named#climate#warming#endangeredspecies#save#them#please#weliveinasociety
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#itsabird #itsaplane #itssuperman #custom #logo #engagement #ringbox with #hidden #ring #compartment #paulpapedesigns #3dprinting #omaha (at Paul Pape Designs)
#engagement#ringbox#3dprinting#itsaplane#ring#logo#custom#itssuperman#paulpapedesigns#itsabird#compartment#hidden#omaha
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