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eternalwritess · 2 months

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Hi hi hi it's for the trade! Can I get Hazbin hotel rematch and helluva boss? Please no husk ^^'

She/her

Gemini

Intp

5w4

Asexual/heteromantic

Chaotic Good

Appearance: 164cm. Brown wavy hair, dark Brown eyes. Curvy body I guess? I'm pale with visible beauty marks like on my lips. I wear glasses/sunglasses. I've been described as cute and a tease because I always bite my lips out of habit lol. I often have a tired/annoyed expression or a smile. I wear comfy clothes and even pj outside. Or cliché villain clothes, no in between. I try to wear gloves to stop myself from bitting my nails.

I appear as cold and very sarcastic. But I can be charismatic when I want. I'm always polite unless I dislike you (you'll know it because I become passive agressive). How I act depends on how you act with me, unless I'm in a bad mood. In that case I isolate to not break hearts too much. I act flirty around my friends and is known for sometimes playing with hearts (I'm oblivious to it). I'm petty and can go very far out of spite or vengeance. I curse a lot and will call you out on your bullshit with no issue no matter who you are.

I'm moody and not a morning person AT ALL. I'm brutally honest and it affected some friendships because people sometimes won't dare to approach me. I'm also socially obvious to a lot of things. I'm very curious and have a short attention spawn.

Getting along with me is easy peasy. As long as you're not whiny or a hypocrite we will get along. Now getting to know me is....nearly impossible. No friend of mine has managed to make me spill my problems even thought they share theirs and I help them out. My trust issues and daddy issues are too important for that lol. I don't open up and bottle my feelings all the time till I shut down or explode. I isolate a lot when I have problems or I'm just thinking (I love daydreaming). I'm rebellious but also a smooth talker. My friends know I have good intentions and would never wrong an innocent person. I'm the smart but reckless friend cuz I'll always hype up bad ideas for fun. I can be a bit naive. Even thought I have morbid curiosity and shared dubious experimental ideas....morals ain't my Forte. I'm more logical than emotional. I'm ambitious and can't stand my own failure. But I'm also lazy and a procrastinator which is a terrible combo. I'm always willing to debate and learn new things because knowledge is very important to me. I'm creative and innovative, I know when to get to business. I'm very competitive and try to hide it. Yeah I have an ego, so what? if you don't have a solid argument with me, I'll destroy you.

Despite that, I joke a lot and never take anything seriously. It happens that I underestimate people (I beat them later sooo). I'm a big tease and love to rile up people and see them get angry. I subtly insult people when they piss me off.

Because of that, I get very lonely and I'm misunderstood. I don't recognize my own feelings and mask that pretty well as it fools everyone. i don't consider myself to be a good person for some reasons. I envy easily and get annoyed easily because I want to succeed above all lol. Oh and I love money. I often gift my friends and love receiving gifts

I mostly kin Malleus, Floyd, Furina, Diavolo from OM, Douma and perhaps some ratio or dottore.

Hobbies: Reading (mystery, thriller, fantasy), true crime, video games, manga, drawing, baking, fighting sports (sparing and shooting), learning, daydreaming. I love space and mad scientists stories. My aesthetic is definitely related to those subjects as well as the sea and stars.

I'm insecure about my weight despite not being overweight.

In a relationship, I'm the most chill person. I don't get jealous or clingy. You can do whatever you want. I'm always here to give you advices because helping you out, giving you my time and giving you gifts is my love langage. It bothered my last boyfriend because he thought I wasn't emotionally present and isolated a lot (which I did. I warned him that I accepted out of boredroom and didn't love him but he still went ahead. Then he emotionally cheated on my bd and everyone noticed but me lol. I separated from those friends cuz none told me and I value honesty a lot). I love cuddles but I'll take time to accept physical touch. I enjoy a partner that can keep up with me and be patient and honest because I value honesty. I also love receiving gifts because uh...I grew up with them validating love. I hate whiny and cowardly people. I don't fall first and don't make the first move ^^'

I speak Arabic, French and English. I'm an only child.

Thanks!

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙…

𝓥𝓸𝔁!

i know he's kinda in a weird thing with valentino but just hear me out...

Long story short you two both met after he most likely had a huge fight with Valentino

It was a very brief interaction with you both barely sharing a full 'conversation' if it could even be called that but to say the least he was obsessed from the start

"Isn't it a little late for you to be out?"

If it wasn't obvious he was very much attracted to your mysterious nature. He wanted to figure you out and to try and understand you and this proved to be more of a challenge than he thought

One thing that drew him in even more was most likely your villain set aesthetic/clothing. He probably wanted you to become a V in some sort of way but this most likely didn't work

Your charisma also hooked him in even further. Every other second he spent it basically thinking about you

The next time he met you it was at some event and he made sure to stick around you and talk for a while

"Fancy seeing you here"

You didn't give him much to work with and that made him frustrated and excited all at once

As the event went on you ended up calling him out and being fake and you and him got into a small argument causing him to burn up/overheat and he got embarrassed at this

He then noticed you took a liking to seeing him get angry and he instantly went even further down the rabbit hole if thats even possible

From then on out you both kept meeting like clockwork and he would try to strike up a small argument with you hoping to get a reaction. You humored him for the most part but sometimes you ignored him just having fun in seeing him throw a pissy fit

"Are you really ignoring me baby?"

One thing you both found out that you had in common was money

You both adored money and expensive type gifts so he began making small deals/arrangements with you so you would both get some sort of monetary outcome from those around you both

It wasn't an official deal so nothing soul binding but more like an unspoken agreement after a while

"How much did we get this time?"

While he may not understand your love for reading he does like coming around and playing a video game with you every now and then

Soon enough you ended up moving into the Vee's building despite (whether you're a vee or not is up to you)

Vox would totally get you a bunch of expensive gifts and such just to suck up to you because lets be honest... he's kinda pathetic-

"I got you something~"

You most likely help him quite a bit with the customers and with just running the whole place in general

He was confused a bit about the whole physical touch bit but soon got used to it

As for the cheating bit... honestly you mean everything to him right now. He has nothing for Valentino and that was only because he didn't really have anyone but now he does so he doesn't have it anymore

Vox is kinda whiny but you check him on that a lot

"I'm gonna fucking-" "I'm trynna focus here,"

As for being cowardly he's a bit on the bold side so you wouldn't have to worry about that

As for Valentino... yeah you totally beat the shit out of him when Vox isn't looking-

He doesn't mind if you're a bit emotionally distant at times but he will try and talk with you so beware of that

Over all you're both a power couple (quite literally actually) you both feed off of each others strengths and help with weakness's

#vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox x you #hazbin hotel #hazbin #match up #hazbin hotel matchup #hazbin hotel matchups #matchups #hazbin hotel match ups #hazbin hotel match up #matchup #hazbin matchups #hazbin matchup

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hazelfoureyes · 2 months

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there’s a(n) horse Ace Deer Demon loose in the hospital smut

I did this instead of making my coffee before starting work lol @mysterypotatoink

༻Masterlist༺

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odeu-m · 2 months

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rly rly like @trissschmidt's swap!au design for angel so i wanted to draw it rq

#his alt outfit w the shirt and trousers is also SO good but i actually adore this one #angel dust #hazbin hotel #im sorry i love drawing other ppl's au's i eat that shit up anytime i see them im literally frothing at the mouth #bonus points if they have a cunty little outfit to match #.ctf

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blue-rose-soul · 2 months

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AU where Lucifer went down to New Orleans sometime between 1900 and 1910, right in the middle of Mardi Gras. Charlie was about 100ish at this time, and while Lucifer and Lilith were still together, there was a growing emotional distance between them that had been going on for a few decades at this point. Lucifer's just trying to have some fun and forget his worries for a little while, and he does. And he meets a nice lady. A very nice Creole woman who makes a mean pot of jambalaya with a kick right out of hell. They hit it off and spend the majority of the celebration together.

They get drunk. Very drunk. Lucifer doesn't remember most of that night. The woman, Nicaise, is pregnant.

By some quirk of genetics, the child comes out indistinguishable from a normal human, if significantly paler than his dark-skinned mother. Growing up, Nicaise always tells her son that his daddy was an angel, but all the boy sees is that his father abandoned him and his mother in a world that doesn't look kindly on black women or single mothers. He watches his mother struggle, he watches her suffer, and he grows up resenting and hating the men who make her life hell. Especially his father.

#random thoughts #Hazbin Hotel #the Devil's Bastard AU #Hazbin Hotel AU #crack AU #Lucifer Morningstar #Alastor's Mother #Alastor #does Alastor figure out Lucifer's his dad? maybe. maybe not.#'you walked out on me and my mom so I will parent my older sister better than you' just seems like such a funny premise for an au #I went with the name 'Nicaise' because it means something along the lines of 'victorious' and it seemed like a good match with Alastor #Lucifer tastes some of Alastor's jambalaya and suddenly he KNOWS #to be clear I'm not trying to make Lucifer OR Nicaise a bad guy here #Nicaise didn't know he was married #Lucifer got very very wasted and didn't really know what he was doing #he probably woke up on top of somebody's roof before he went home to Lilith and Charlie

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matrixbearer2024 · 2 months

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Hello!

It just came to me that Reader is in Hell, the same place a very unhappy (and probably jealous) Valentino is...

I am afraid of what that bald moth is capable of doing against Reader just because of Vox's attachment to them. I'm sure Valentino won't hold back to dispose of the thing that is getting in his way with Vox.

I wonder if there will be any fight scene between Vox and Valentino over Reader. Or maybe Reader versus Valentino?

Either way, things are bound to get not so pretty...

And I wonder how Reader's relationship with Velvet will go. I mean, I don't think she has anything against Reader? It's probably even better since now she has someone she can use to tame the TV stick man and his many moods.

I imagine Velvet will be a bit wary of Reader at first, but get along quite well after a while. Maybe even share fashion opinions as Velvet and Reader discuss the new trends that are going on with the living.

I guess the only one inside the Vees Reader won't get along with no matter what is Valentino.

Do you have any plans of going further inside Reader's relationship with the other two? I mean, you probably already made plans with Valentino, but what about Velvet?

Thank you for your attention, I wish you a good day/night! ☺️

Hahaha thanks for bringing this up anon! I was wondering when someone was gonna notice that Reader was a little blind to the caveat of being in hell which was Valentino. It's kind of the reason why I keep mentioning that Reader's gonna stay at the hotel(despite Vox being pissy about it because Alastor) is because the TV man figures placing Reader literally anywhere Valentino isn't would be much safer for them. After all, they're just a new sinner so their powers haven't manifested yet(and I'm not actually sure what powers to give them- someone please bomb me with ideas thank youuuu) and Vox just won't risk the moth trying to recruit dear Reader. Bonus being the fact Angel stays at the hotel and he can keep tabs on Reader since there isn't much tech there that Vox can use to check himself. It just adds another reason to why he friggin hates Alastor lmao

Velvette on the other hand would probably get along with (Y/N) similarly to how Alastor and Rosie do. Literally gossip girls who look and laugh at the latest trends or get together for brunch to spill the tea about the latest happenings in hell. I'd also think that she would use Reader as a model sometimes just to fuck with Vox because let's face it- him crashing or bluescreening is kind of hilarious- and Reader just likes messing with Vox inherently so they let Velvette doll her up if it means getting a reaction out of him.

Velvette doesn't really have anything against Reader, she was just mad in one interlude that Vox hid the fact that he could communicate with the living(which is a HUGE thing) she could care less if the old Samsung TV went and found himself a new toy/fling. So while she would be a bit wary of Reader in the sense of: "Are they after our power? Do they have an ulterior motive?" Once they show that there actually isn't anything and Vox and Reader are just good friends(Velvette wouldn't actually believe that even if it came straight from the horse's mouth) she would eventually get along with them as well.

#vox x reader #hazbin hotel #vox #get off my screen series #hazbin hotel vox #vox x you #Velvette's actually gonna be featured in one of the interludes lol #Mostly because Vox's sense of fashion is atrocious #Literally just: Woah woah wtf are you wearing #You ain't going on a date looking like that wtf old man #Yes she would take every opportunity to make you and Vox matching outfits #it's corny and cheesy but the netizens of hell eat it up so she rolls with it #she starts the shipping thing online #like angel she probably also starts getting annoyed that Vox is so fucking slow #bro doesn't know how to properly emotion #and she's like: Vox istg if you don't say anything I'm doing it myself

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aimasup · 3 days

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throws up my hands in mock resignation but also a hint of frustration Okay Valentino is a cool villain I guess

He's like. Genuinely unsettling. Wish the show struck a better balance with his character sometimes (like sometimes when he's onscreen I have to skip over because I feel queasy and sometimes he's so unsubtle he feels more like a prop than a guy who's going to be a Huge Deal in s2)

#why yes I have been reading some phenomenal fanfiction lately #a lesser me would be agonising over my inability to ever come close to matching the #masterfully characterised works of these talented WORD WEAVERS #but envy is a spoilt housepest and we must spend less time unleashing it upon new targets #instead let's talk about how these fics discovered its possible??#to write Val as not only a 3dimensional character but a deeply horrifying person to WITNESS #to depict how he thinks and what he wants and what he contributes to the people around him #while acknowledging that his actions are supremely messed up #also without dumbing whatever the fuck is wrong with him down to just 'can't do math and needs a sippycup'#those jokes are funny but he's also a dealmaker #he doesn't need to be studied under a microscope! he needs to be gawked at in abject horror! Oh the Potential!#he needs to tell us more about how depraved hell can be by linking us to a portion of the culture full of the dead who cannot die!#anyways. rant over. uh I think I like valentino now? in the same way I like the old man villain from hunchback of notre dame.#just. (gestures) what is this dude. ew. oh my god #my post #personal stuff #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #is this anything #again I am entrenching on dangerous territory of 'expectations for this media I consume'#he really doesn't need to be written all shakespearean-like #too attached mayhaps #delete later #honestly worried that if the show does reveal his backstory or whatever it'll try to paint him in a sympathetic light #and then the online arguments will be a headache for a month #villain with tragic backstory ≠ sympathetic villain

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voxxygen · 2 months

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season 2 radiostatic lore in a nutshell

#alastor packed his bags and did NOT look back #meanwhile vox threw away their matching friendship bracelets and started his burn book #the switch up was IMMEDIATE #I have no idea if this has been done already but I saw an opportunity and took it #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel alastor #one-sided radiostatic #hazbin hotel

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wazzi2ya · 2 months

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Alastor, freshly arrived to Hell, after wandering into a desolate forest full of apple trees where a lonely woman sits, crying with tear tracks etched permanently on her beautiful face: My dear, what's the matter? Come on now, turn that frown upside down!

Eve, about to make him wish he was never born:

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel eve #im still a believer of eve holding Alastor's soul lmao #and the fact his smile really seems to me to be forced on by someone/something bigger than himself #like maybe she tricked him into being her pawn in exchange for inmense power but also she said “and don't forget to smile dear”#and now he just. can't stop smiling #i still havent thought of how his disappearance matching lilith's could fit with this though #maybe he was sent to find her or investigate her deal with adam?#and once he found out she was in heaven he decided to help charlie so he could get to her up there idk im making it up as i go lmao

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redladydeath · 26 days

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Okay, so I don’t have any ideas about who Niffty was before Alastor broke her (I don’t actually subscribe to the “Niffty was an overlord” theory, I’m just rolling with it for the sake of this AU), but I once saw a piece of fanart that suggested she might've been the overlord of the fashion industry, due to her (now mostly scrapped) connection to sewing.

And wouldn’t it just be a cruel twist of fate if in RAM, Velvette was the one who came in and filled the niche that Niffty left vacant, never knowing why exactly that niche opened up in the first place?

#the timelines don’t match up but whatever #it’s about the dramatic irony #redlady speaks #hazbin hotel #randomly accessed memories (RAM)#niffty #velvette #whatever niffty's deal is she's clearly not visually recognizable to the general population #seeing how katie killjoy described her as just 'a filthy janitor' rather than 'a deranged ex-overlord'#but it's not impossible that whatever alastor did to her changed her physically as well as mentally

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temporaltourguide · 1 month

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those two times while i was screencapping where the music i was listening to lined up

first song is: Insane in the Brain - Cypress Hill

second song is: It's Crazy It's Party (feat. Tommy Cash) - Käärijä

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lowqualitygarbage · 1 month

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TERMINAL. BABY. FACE.

Another silly Vault 666 comic, because every time I draw something with Lucifer in it his stupid baby face bugs me.

It drives him crazy in-universe too, though. He can’t grow facial hair to save his life (only patchy little wisps of almost-invisible blonde peach fuzz). He is 5'2″ and has a baby face and it is SO HARD to get people to take him seriously sometimes. He likes wearing his lab coat outside of his workshop because people still tend to associate “scientist” with “authority” and he will take whatever help he can get at this point.

Doesn’t help that most Wastelanders age like milk due to exposure to elements, poor nutrition, tons of environmental hazards, and radiation everywhere.

Text translation below cut:

Charlie: Bye guys, be good!

Lucifer: Have fun, girls!

Angel: Must’ve been tough, raisin’ Charlie.

Lucifer: Huh? ...Not really. The vault was safe, and Lilith was SUPER hands-on.

Angel: Well, yeah, but she’s in her 20s now, right? You must’ve been crazy young when she was born.

Lucifer: Uhh... I’m 47.

Angel: NO FUCKIN’ WAY!

Arrow to Alastor: 36 years old

#Vault 666 #Hazbin Hotel AU #Hazbin AU #Fallout AU #Lucifer Morningstar #Lucifer Magne #hazbin hotel lucifer #Angel Dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #Alastor #Sir Pentious #Niffty #Husk #Lucifer does actually have a lot of respect and power to his name it's just his reputation and his appearance DO NOT match up #Al is butthurt because he was not expecting Lucifer to be nearly 10 years his senior #It's weird trying to juggle ages when demonic immortality is taken out of the equation and having their shit be semi-realistic #Not set in stone but I think everyone else in the hotel aside from Husk is early-to-mid 20s with Pent being early 30s #Which still means Al was in his mid-20s at the latest when he picked up Husk and Niffty #and she started working for him in her teens #My computer keeps making sounds like it's going to explode so sorry if my posting slows a lot until I get it fixed or replaced

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eternalwritess · 2 months

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Hey can I request a match up? I'm 5,5, 110 pounds, cis female with a 💜 purple 💜 bob hair cut and I dress in goth and cutsie pastels and other alt crazy styles but my favorite style is clown core im ace and bi tho I'd prefer to be matched with a guy, i see myself as chaotic good as I love candy, making people smile, crafts, candy, plushies, pugs, and say yay alot like rodd and Todd from simpsons but I also like dark humor and joke about my trauma and like to poke my partners and jump on their backs to demand piggy back rights >:3 and I'm autstic, eplitipic have tourrets that make me twitch and squeak and I have noise sensory problems so I get overwhelmed easily and carry noise cancelling head phones and I'm like a bean that craves protection and affection :3

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙…

𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻!

He probably found you wondering around hell all confused and decided to take you in

He was wondering what you did to end up in hell and started to question you gently trying not to be too forcefull

"How'd you end up here?"

You both would decorate things in clown core all of the time and he would try to get you into his more circus-esque theme

He'd probably give you sweets all of the time just to see you smile

Every now and then you'll give him something too like an apple and he may cry from happiness.

"Oh... th-thank you so much" :')

You try to cheer him up as best as possible whenever he's sad

You both joke about your trauma... a lot... please get help-

He would totally give you piggy back rides if you ask for it

He doesn't mind your tourrets and instead will do whatever he can and more to make sure that you're safe and that you feel safe around him

"Hey... are you okay?"

He gives you affection all of the time <3

Introducing you to Charlie was hard as he didn't want to make you too overwhelmed by her as she can sometimes be a lot but he managed to find a way and you both got along great :)

Overall you both are a very caring couple <3

#hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel matchup #hazbin hotel matchups #match up #matchups #matchup #hazbin hotel match up #hazbin hotel match ups #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lucifer morningstar hazbin hotel

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candyapplemacchiato · 1 month

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my worst Lucifer hc is that he would listen to a lot of country music

#Hazbin Hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel adam #i made this like. 3 days ago and im still mad about the fiddle part matching up so well

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odeu-m · 2 months

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b4 death B) - angel w a little hat below cut <3

tried to stick to their death dates a bit but. idk i only googled for like 5 mins. also i wanted those old news print colours 😌

#alastor #niffty #angel dust #hazbin hotel #fanart #i wanted to like. idk not necessarily match their designs but what i think they'd have looked like when alive #a lot of people give angel heterochromia which i dig but i like the idea he's got the same thing as david bowie - 2 different sized pupils #i wanted 2 make niffty deranged but also sweet bc i love her dearly but i do think she killed people #alastor i tried to like give him a cab calloway vibe like charming but then also his scary little smile #Had to give Al the little glasses chain for extra cuntitude #angel i think was strange to make bc. he's the least human out of these 3 to me. so he could've looked like anything.#you can pry him being a bleach blonde out of my cold dead hands tho this man has dark hair naturally #needed him to look Fruity. but only a little. the amount of times i'd give him makeup then had to force myself to remove it #i love talking abt visual headcanons im so shit at writing to so you'll have to put up w drawings just so i can ramble abt them in the note #human niffty #human alastor #human angel dust #.ctf

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onesidedradiostatic · 21 days

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I unfortunately have a point against Adam being pathetic- Eve must have come back and they worked together bc they lived for 900 years and spawned at least 3 sons and multiple other unnamed children.

OKAY BUT LIKE IN THIS CASE WE DON'T KNOW HOW BIBLICALLY ACCURATE HAZBIN IS WITH THIS. and thinking about the entire human race coming from only the genepool of 2 people makes my head hurt

(pathetic poll 2)

#ask #osrs.txt #when DID lucifer and lilith share the apple with eve?#I mean it's already different in hazbin as in apparently adam never ate the apple?#can't even be sure with how the timelines match up in hazbin #adam firstman #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel adam

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justletmeon12 · 2 months

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Valentino: We've got all the cameras in the tower wired up. Bathroom 1. Bathroom 2. Bathroom 3. Bathroom 4. Bathroom 5...

Vox: Are all the cameras in bathrooms?!

Valentino: Nah. Just my faves.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #archer #seriously archer and hazbin hotel match up almost too well #this is the third of these I've done #and I haven't even watched archer in four years #probably because they're both about deeply flawed and obnoxious people working together

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