#he's so confused

[toriangeli]

It absolutely delights me that one of the first things Assad Zaman read about his character doing was this:

And he still wanted the part.

#armand #iwtv #amc iwtv #the vampire armand #assad zaman #interview with the vampire #what he saw pretty hair he wanted to take it with him #wtf is david's problem #he's so confused #lbr tho actors eat this shit up #they're like 'give me a challenge' #wish granted assad

[fuckyeahfreeimmortal]

As someone who played the Awakened before Chapter One I felt Watson in this one

#he's so confused #sherlock holmes #john watson #sherlock holmes chapter one #sherlock holmes the awakened #frogwares holmes #jon

[mynameisvarian]

Here's another sneaky peaky because I'm definitely not procrastinating in order to make up an excuse on why I haven't worked on part 2 of The Boxleitners AU.

(had to draw this on paper instead because it didn't look good when I tried on CapCut)

#steven boxleitner #The Boxleitners AU #Wordgirl #Wordgirl AU #Non digital art #he's so confused #i wonder why? :)

[yeah-thats-probably-it]

Every person visiting Count Bezukhov at his deathbed: *clawing over each other and forming alliances to either prevent Pierre from inheriting or get on Pierre’s good side in case he does inherit*

Pierre: I literally have no idea what is even happening

#help him #he's so confused #war and peace #pierre bezukhov

[scootersscooter]

Hc that Jackson's that friend that swears a lot but everyone acts appalled and shushes him when he does (even though they do the exact same thing) "because he's innocent"

#he's so confused #he's like the most chaotic monster there #he's not innocent at all but everyone acts like he is #jackson jekyll #monster high #monster high jackson

[desthen]

I could not stop laughing at the thought of this meme so here it is

#netflix one piece #One piece Netflix #I know he's reacting to the captian comment #But it very much seemed like he was reacting to them kissing #And it killed me #He's so confused

[everythingwasalreadypicked]

my current wip in summary

immovable object (Annabeth) vs unstoppable force (Alabaster)

#pjo #alabaster torrington #annabeth chase #i'm 1.142 words in. it's just banter. they have not moved an inch from where they were in camper al au 1 #annabaster will be the death of me (they have literally never met in canon) #camper al au #they're besties. they will stab eachother in a heartbeat. they contain multitudes what can i say #MEANWHILE #percy got threatened to get his hands bitten off. watched annabeth threaten to slam al to the ground #who was literally gently cradling al in her arms just a few minutes ago #he's so confused #annabaster #just wait until al starts being a menace towards the campers my guy

[shadowbrn]

"You look, very familiar... I can't tell if its your smug face or the overwhelming aura of self importance that's doing it for me.... do I know you?"

(For Donnovan bc i thought it would be fun)

his brow furrows, unsure of exactly what the hell is happening right now. the woman in front of him is the spitting image of his aunt elena, and yet it very definitely isn't. he tries to remember literally anything his father had told him over the years . . . and he's suddenly wishing he paid maybe a little more attention.

❝ uh . . . nice to meet you too? ❞ he looks down at himself before looking at her, ❝ but uh, no. i don't think so. do i know you? ❞

#malka-lisitsa #—— ic. donovan lockwood #he's so confused #donovan has definitely been told about katherine however #he is a dummy who doesn't listen when his dad talks about anything but football !

[uu-tella]

Full panel under the cut

#he's so confused #baby #undead unluck #uu spoilers #uu tella #101th loop #Manga chapter 147 #bust #ponytail #Uncovered face

[deeptrashwitch]

I...think I had a bad idea :D @cod-dump @stuffireadandenjoy

Maybe not that bad, I don't know

Let's picture a mission where the Shadow Company and Team Charlie are together at it, maybe before Las Almas or maybe afterwards. Anyway, Graves and Marchant definetly don't have this weird co-parents dinamic. Actually, they don't trust or like eachother, she just likes Moose and Swift, and he just likes Luke and Jackie at most.

Then, what if something happens and the mission goes south?

Bullets flying around them, explotions all over the place and a lot of smoke, and they call retreat. However, the problem is that their teams are lost, the lines are off, they don't know where they are or if they are hurt or worst...if they are captured. Alicia starts to feel a big bad fear, remebering that mission in Angola, maybe she'll loose another team under her command. Graves on the other hand feels anger, complete blastful, boiling fury, if even one of his men is hurt...God forgive him.

Obviously they start looking around, but they can only find eachother in the middle, and when they look at the other there's something. Nothing good tho, no love, no simpathy, no friendship. Just a primal recognition, they are equals at that moment, both wanna kill, wanna take back what is theirs.

Whatever tension or hate they had, is now forgotten, they must work together for the time being. Marchant knows that Graves was a Marine, he's made for that kind of missions too, is a good ally and a terryfing enemy. Graves knows how Marchant works in that kind of enviroment, she's a Lancero after all, the mountain and jungle might be nothing new. They need to use the other.

The hours continue running and also do they. Whoever they encountred and was a threat to them, it was eliminated. Maybe brutally if Graves found they hurt a Shadow, or cold and efficiently if Marchant is quicker that the Shadow himself. Soon enough they leave a body trail behind them, they have become something else, wilder, more dangerous.

Some kilometers north, they found someone and rush to see who is that. Graves just curses down his breath when he sees Meerkat unconcious, with blood leaking from his legs and his face contorted in pain. But surprisingly Alicia rush to him, already tearing up her jacket to make an improvised bandage, muttering encouragement words like the Shadow was concious.

Graves: How do you...?

Alicia: In the Amazonas base, they teach you how yo survive, how to save yours

Those were the first words said to eachother since the beggining, after that they continued in silence. The half colombian carrying Meerkat on her back, meanwhile Graves cleaned up the path.

More hours passed and they hear something, a conversation and for worst, a gun loading. Marchant hisses a "fuck" when she recognize Cobalto's voice, he's the one being interrogated and the one in mortal danger. Then Graves goes first in absolute silence, taking out his gun while hearing the angry questions in a bad english. He got near enough and place the gun cannon against the enemy head.

Graves: A movement and you are gone *growls* weapon down, three steps aside, now

The enemy follow the order, then without a trace of doubt, he shoots for the first time since the beggining of that little new mission. Graves put down the gun and help Cobalto to get back on his feet, helping when the other cannot keep his body up.

Noah: Commander Graves? If you're here, the Captain...

Alicia: Over here, García

Noah: Ma'am! Are you okay?!

Alicia: That's my line, you good? How's everyone? Is someone hurt?

Noah: We are good, our people and the Shadows are fine, did...they follow you?

Alicia: I don't reckon *looks at Graves*

Graves: They didn't, i made sure of it

Alicia: Then we're free to go, our friend over here needs medical atention urgently

Soon they followed García's instructions and found the refuge, all of them were there, trying to create a plan to find him and her. They noticed immediately how low on ammo they were, it would have been a suicidal operation if they tried to do it.

Moose: Graves?

He was the first one on notice them, getting up to help Cobalto and then hugging Graves, hearing the little laugh coming form the blonde one. From there it was just a matter of seconds, Swift and Jackie helped Meerkat in an instant, the Charlie Team medic calming down the Shadows medic when he got pale. Luke practically ran to hug his Captain, relieved of seeing her alive, and she just hugged him back with a smile under her mask.

Jackie looked up from where he was attending Meerkat, instantly worried when he saw them covered in blood from head to toe.

Jackie: Are both of you good, Captain?

Alicia: Affirmative, it's not our blood

Jackie: Good to know

Some time later they got back to the base, tired and covered in bandages, but alive. Eager, Charlie Team pilot, was ranting furiosly until no one understood him once he heard about what happened. Now was time to go back to their bases and get ready to another mission, so the leaders talk near the planes. They look at eachother silently, analizing the new part of the other they just discovered.

Luke is nervous, he knows how bad they dislike eachother, maybe they're gonna slice the other's throat with words. Big surprise he feels when both of them just shake their hands without any hate.

Alicia: Seems like your company was better that I thought

Graves: Right back at ya' *smiles* your people is more skilled that other teams I've worked with

Alicia: Ha! We're the best in what we do

Graves: I wonder if that's true, Mama Bear

Alicia: *snickers* Fuck off, Graves

Then both of them just go back to their transports, with Luke absolutely confused, did they managed to like eachother while MIA? When he asked the Captain, she doesn't say anything, just smiles and goes to the plane.

Luke: Captain! C'mon, what was that?! Do you really like Commander Graves?!

She laughs, please, don't missunderstand her. Neither Graves nor her trust eachother even after what happened, but maybe they were more similar that they first thought. Now she's wondering if they'll work good with them, even if Price says and advices other way.

#call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw2 #call of duty mw2 #ocs #shadow company moose #oc #cod oc #shadow company oc #poor luke #he's so confused #maybe soon he'll understand the weird tolerance bound between phillip and alicia

[sssssssim]

s01e12 Out For Blood

#the rookie feds #therookiefedsedit #brendon acres #simone clark #tvedit #my edit #my gif #edit the rookie feds #edit other #I LOVED THIS ENTIRE THING #he's so confused #and she sees right through him #it was amazing

[venitdomum]

@viatrixtravels asked: "T-Tighnari...We have a slight...'issue', you could say." Surely the Forest Ranger would be surprised when he looked over at the blonde, only to discover that she now had a pair of fluffy ears and a tail - very similar to his own. "I don't know for how long these will stick around butー I was hoping to perhaps get a few pointers on how to take proper care of them in the meantime?" Lumine never had animal-like features in the past, so she was clueless on the topic. She had heard Tighnari mention something about having to apply oil to his tail to keep the fur healthy, hence her question.

unprompted asks || always accepting!

"Oh dear!" That was certainly an issue he was not expecting. The fox circled around her once, then twice as he examined her ears and tail. They greatly resembled his own, but were more characteristically closer to that of the Kitsune in Inazuma.

"I've never heard of someone just sprout ears and tails like this before... Have you eaten or drank something strange recently? Come in contact with something unusual? Cursed with a magic spell?" As he spoke, he meticulously examined her tail, touching and moving it, feeling the texture of the fur and noting any warmth. To his surprise, it was very real and not just some prank she was trying to pull on him.

"Amazing."

#he's so confused #but also fascinated

[diarythebookwyrm]

So a few days ago, I got inspired by @silvergryphon to write a poly/queer retelling of Dracula.

And friends, I am so excited to write this. Like I have basic timelines, character studies, and a list of extra reading I am gonna do to properly write a victorian era alternate universe.

Also, there will be fluffy werewolf puppers because I love werewolves

#nanowrimo is gonna be lit this year #dracula #this is gonna be so fun to write #and when I say poly queer #I mean everyone but van helsing is queer #he's so confused #please pray for this poor little dutchman

[xluciifer]

Lunette approaches Lucifer with a pouty expression on her face. She hands him a card that says “I’m sorry” with a sad looking puppy on the cover. On the inside it says “for biting you last week.”

Okaaay, this was a surprise. Who apologizes for this sort of thing? Didn't she in an able body and mind choose to bite him in the first place? It's not like he cared.

⸺ ❝ Uh, heh, thanks? ❞

#bxttybitch #sinner questions. #he's so Confused #chewsday antics.

[commanderhorncleaver]

Raevik plops a crate on horncleaver's desk. On the inside wriggles a captive translucent ooze, visible through little bars. "Look sire, I got you a gift. If we're careful to not break the membrane we can scrape off some of the slime. It can be quite delightful if you got the right one. Quite poisonous if not"

A smaller ooze slips through the bars, escaping into the horncleaver office and now globbing all over the place.

Gaius quietly watches the tiny ooze as it makes its way across the floor, sure to squeeze its way inside a wall and bide its time until it's least convenient, and turns his gaze back to his son.

"Thank you, but are you implying that we're meant to eat it?" He passes Gloryana to Raevik as he lifts the crate and drops it down beside him and off his workspace.

"I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but that doesn't sound overly--or even minorly--pleasant."

#horncleaver asks #gaius horncleaver #raevik flowscryer #he's so confused

[soulonoscopys]

god sam’s face here. it is so concerning to him to hear the word “respect” come from lucifer. the one person who has done everything but respect him, his mind and his body

#he's so confused #lucifer? respect him? #lucifer is obsessed with him and he does respect him i believe in his twisted own way #he's lucifer's vessel after all #that must be respectable to lucifer #s.w stuff #11x10 devil in the details #sam winchester #lucifer #sam and trauma #i have a devil on my shoulder