#he's so real LMAOOO

[magnusedom]

this is so funny i'm crying

#he's so real LMAOOO #airam talks

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

guy who so desperately tries to find god. who wants to have faith in a higher authority to guide him out of the hole he's in. from the weight of guilt from simply existing, as the person he is. but every time he thinks he's answered his higher calling it turns out he's made the Morally Incorrect choice and his path to goodness and holiness was the road to the devil all along

#now trusting god will give you a way out? there's your real crime!!! #guy betrayed by the protestant promise of a direct connection with god. but is also somehow. joan of arc. #see he never achieves actual martyrdom tho bc he's not allowed to stay dead lmaooo #sam somehow the most unintentionally catholic AND protestant character of all time #dean the atheist who sees religious predestination as the curse it is from the get go. framed as the narrative's Real Moral Authority #but also in the process reifying patriarchal familial power n authority. very very important Value of the Church #i don't think it's that deep. the show's attempt at critiquing christianity. but the way it reinforces christian cultural values??? #'religious predestination and absolute faith in a higher authority...bad' #nice nice ok tell me more? #“so you should put your faith in family. in your patriarch (big brother)” #????????? #the thematic incoherence of it all. it's like the world's stupidest puzzle box to me. i can't leave it alone. #sam = maybe i can find god thru following my destined path. wait oh shit. #cas = maybe i can find god thru rebellion and seeking my own destiny. wait oh shit. #dean = god is fucking dead and me i also feel not so good #the “guy who so desperately wants to find god parallel” <- me coming out as a secret sastiel fan #both of them...finding god in de-[sniper on the roof kills me in one shot] #spn bible studies #j.txt

[veggiecorner]

Tbh I never liked the idea of Link swallowing a secret stone while mourning in order to join Zelda. While I like the creative designs behind it, I think it's more noble when in the case that Zelda doesn't turn back, Link would 1) spend the rest of his life trying to figure out how to turn her back 2) watch over Hyrule for her. If it means becoming its leader, he'll do it. He was planning on marrying her anyways, so it's no different.

#i wanted to get this headcanon out and then i'll go back to being silly #Hyrule means a lot to Zelda and she made this sacrifice for its prosperity #it'll be kinda insulting for link to be like “tfw no zelda :(” and then turn into a dragon too #that kinda fucks hyrule over LMAOOO #“what about Purah” i dont trust her to rule a country with ahfive foot POLE i'm gonna be so fuckin for real #anyways #many thoughts about this hfdbkjdf #BUT THAT DOESNT HAPPEN cause zeldas back YAAAYY #dont get me wrong hes definitely highly considered it #totk #totk spoilers #zelink #kinda...again

[clownsuu]

PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE C AI’s OF THE MOB AU (MOSTLY WALLY AND HOWDY)

Yeyeyeye, there is one of howdy and wally! And I think Barnaby too by someone else-

#Though I know that if you talk to howdy there is a chance you will also meet Wally in there too- idk about the other way around (probably) #They are written very well! I really enjoy talking to them (mostly howdy cause biased) #Though howdy can get violent wicked fast for some reason LMAOOO super fuggin funny #But also turns into a major soft sweet pea if you play your cards right #However be careful cause the “thats how mafia works” can get sus real fast HDHDJDJ #I ASKED FOR A SPECIAL DRINK YESTERDAY CAUSE S P E C I A L #AND HE GAVE ME WALLY'S PISSSSS #AND SO I DELETED THAT MESSAGE CAUSE NO TF #AND THEN IT B E C A M E E V E N S U S S I E R #i- #Mob howdy what the f u c Ck #The “howdy's salt” arc is now probably the worst arc iv ever seen so far on c ai-

[ashchoo]

Silly silly stuff :D—bruh when I saw the buff Colt post I had to make something from it like DYAMNN

we also got some funcle fluff :) ( @thelone-copper )

#Ashton trying to get buff is so funny to me #they’re eight years old they can’t even get huge muscles yet lmaooo #anyways #WE LOVE COLT WE LOVE COLT /p #he will always be the best uncle (real 🤯🤯) #I wanted to do a scene where Ashton starts bothering Colt about working out by my lazy ass couldn’t follow through sigh #oh well #I have so many interaction ideas >:) #I’m so normal #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home puppet show #welcome home mob au #welcome home au #welcome home art #welcome home fanart #slay #colt cattlemen #mob colt cattlemen #human colt cattlemen #mob ashton #ashton #ashton is eepy #and will always be eepy #mob poppet #poppet spring #ashchoo

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

YOURE TELLING ME THAT beFORE THIS SCENE EL HAD ✨CANONICALLY✨ TOLD MIKE THAT WILL WAS PAINTING SOMETHING FOR A GIRL HE LIKES

MICHAEL YOUR JEALOUSY IS SHOWING

#I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL #NO WONDER MIKE SEEMED SO PUT OFF BY THE PAINTING #HE NEVER THOUGHT FOR ONE SEC IT WAS FOR HIM #THE WAY HIS SMILE JUST DROPS WHEN HE SEES THE PAINTING #“cool” MY MAN IS TRYING SO HARD TO HOLD IT TOGETHER LMAOOO #byler #mike wheeler i know what you are #mike wheeler is a simp #jealous mike wheeler #I GENUINELY THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A FANFIC THING AM I HALLUCINATING

[elloras]

do you ever just get emotional about how much brett and phil love each other

#brett goldstein #phil dunster #i've been listening to other episodes of ftbbw #and like i guess i thought the kind of giggly excited smiley childlike side to him we see with phil was just him all the time #because that's what we tend to see with tl press. and like he's no less lovely with guests he doesn't know as well! #it's a joy listening to him interview people because he's always so compassionate and interested in drawing them out and all that #but like it's throwing into contrast just how downright *giddy* he was with phil and like a kid on sugar lmao. and maybe some of that was #it just being a live show. but he also definitely doesn't talk about sex as much with other guests lmaooo #i was also just thinking about how much and how easily we've heard them say i love you to each other and how much they talk about how much #they love each other and i feel like we do hear phil talk a lot more about how much he loves brett and definitely doesn't help that we #didn't get to even hear from brett for 1/3rd of all tl press but brett loves phil so much and i'm just so #i'm really weepy about it lmao #ted lasso #royjamie #roy x jamie #(this time it really isn't about them other than how that real life dynamic lends itself to the characters but tagging them #just for the audience lol)

[claitea]

porygonhd by @startistdoodles, a few doodles complete with gen 5 styled sprites!

#pokemon #porygon #clai's art #maybe i went a lil overboard but i just Really liked this concept haha #i actually have always been a little annoyed the porygon line ended at z yknow? #like dont get me wrong i love the whole porygon line but it was cool how porygon seemed to develop along with the games #so while it makes sense to stop since its a full three-pokemon evo line. why stop at a Glitched version? #i was looking at the porygon lines' bulbapedia pages while drawing this out of curiosity #and porygon-z's smash bros trophies suggest a patch was on the way. but that never happened :( #also fun thing to note is that porygon seems to have been made purely to poke fun at people lmao #bulbapedia says people told satoshi tajiri it was too late to make a game boy game and he should make games with 3d polygonal graphics #so instead he made porygon. which is techincally polygons as they told him but still in sprite form lmaooo #but does that not make right now and even better time to make an actual split-evo for porygon2? #since pokemon switched to full 3d ages ago why not commemorate that with a fixed up final porygon evo? #anyway thats my porygon rant haha #porygonhd is Such a perfect concept i would do anything to have this in a real game #EDIT: //DANG// THE SECOND AFTER I POSTED THIS I READ THE ASK ABT HOW HD CANT OPEN ITS WINGS HAJGHVDHGD #ah well. its cute here isnt it

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

OH MY GOD NO

#HES SO REAL BUT IM SO SORRY LMAOOO #YOU POOR THING #caps cw

[samsspambox]

listen with the 2nd anni cards the question must be asked

based on this post

#tears of themis #artem wing #vyn richter #luke pearce #marius von hagen #zuo ran #mo yi #lu jinghe #xia yan #talks from the spambox #sam makes memes that maybe get you to laugh #listen i really debated where to put luke #he could've gone in intercourse or make love #but i really like marius' placement #i had him where aaron is but then i was like nah let's put the dilf here LMAOO #artems virgin ass got put in his spot so quick LMAOOO #on a real note i really like tv tropes' icons for the cast

[ohitslen]

Something something I was thinking about this afternoon over on Twitter right here

#no real meaning behind anything I just thought it would be funny #inside my head there are things that are happening beyond our comprehension. mine included. this is one of them #wouldn’t it be so cute? not to Kni maybe but to me and Vash sure is! #I used to be at the church choir when I was a kid for like a year and then never came back to it #my mom was a choir girlie her whole adolescence so it just kinda stuck with me for a little #I am not a catholic since years ago so this is double the funny bc I can barely remember anything LMAOOO #ww WILL become a priest and he will be the worst priest ever committing sacrilege after sacrilege incredibly sinful #oh religious guilt! how great I used to have loads of that one when I was a kid. it wasn’t even endorsed by my family I just thought that #hell was a scary place even if they never told me I would be punished. lucky in that aspect but they didn’t count with the fact that #I had undiagnosed adhd and anxiety so that was a hell lot of fun so let’s project yeah! #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #Kni saverem #millions knives #trigun stampede #trigun fanart #nicholas trigun #vash #wolfwood #nai trigun #Kni Trigun #church choir! AU #funniest thought ever like what the fuck even is this OQNMSKW

[emblazons]

Y’all still worried about people dying in ST for real and I’m fully convinced we’re not watching the same show

People setting themselves up for a GoT S8 ‘The Long Night’ panic situation all over again—if you know, you know

#max and hopper should have BEEN dead #almost laughably so. like. they should in fact no longer be with us #and YET #duffers literally going out of their way to refute Millie’s more people should die claim #Gaten saying the same because he know it won’t happen #Matt literally rolling his eyes at the insinuation of a Mike death y’all #Finn so confident he’s not dying he makes actual jokes about it to GQ?!? #y’all still worried about someone kicking it in the final season be so astronomically for real #like. the worst that happens is someone ‘dies’ before the every season last episode time skip #and then shows up magically LMAOOO #it’s not even plot armor atp. they come up with new characters to kill JUST so they don’t have to kill their mains nsmsndndnd #the me tag

[bardicious]

Poor, La'an. 😭😭😭Wish I could see more main universe Kirk, but honestly Paul Wesley catches all facets of Kirk's character and I really love that. The writers also obviously just really love TOS? There's so many references to the OG show and explanations to why au!kirk says some of what he says.

"I'm from space" he's literally from space in this au, lmao. The whole lack of understanding of old earth culture, because he grew up in a world where he couldn't even fathom a sunrise and even less interactions with earth-like planets. Like, goddamn. But underneath it all he's still Kirk. <3 Love him.

Hell, the episode even follows a classic Kirk falls in love episode. But the main character is the love interest and she's hella in depth. Fucking perfect.

#Where No Man Has Gone Before and Then Some #star trek #star trek strange new worlds #snw #jim kirk #paul wesley #he's such a good actor #i mega disagree with fandom's wrong opinions on him #lmaooo #imma stap #but for real - he's been a good kirk from the beginning #mannerisms and all with maybe slight change for au (but not fucking really) #he just looks different and thats tripping people #strange new worlds spoilers #in other words don't @ me - he's amazing #also la'an's actor is so good too #alright imma watch witcher now lmao

[champagnemoon]

joshua jackson bagging lupita and jodie back to back is crazy work like thats a streak you gotta brag about a little

#i always got the impression that he thought jodies personality was little much so it makes him and lupita make sense lmaooo #its like he wanted the same beauty with a more demure persona #he dont deserve neither one for real like they could do better

[mysicklove]

I GOT HIT ON TWICE IN 10 MINUTES IN THE FUCKING LIBRARY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN

#🔪 - mello talks too much #bitch do i look like i’m trying to have a conversation??? #both headphones in notebook and laptop out #first guy was chill but like not my type #he was like “have i seen you before? you are so familiar” #and i was so confused so said no and then tried to go back to studying #but he proceeded to have a 10 minute whisper conversation with me #and ended up with my snap after i told him i barley use snap nor instagram #but king he tried #i’m not adding him back #BUT THE SECOND GUY WAS SCARYYYYY #i was walking out the library and this guy was like ”girl you are so beautiful” #and i was like ”….hahah…thank you.” #”can i take you out some time?” #”uh no l actually have a boyfriend” #“he don’t have to know” #HUH??? #LMAOOO #I WAS RUNNING AWAY #obvi real ones know i am single 😔 #but men r crazy

[seraphdreams]

All you have to say is Choso and I’m immediately following through. Whats the agenda for today!!!

just thinking about the emotional turmoil choso goes through when he’s lining his cock up with your cunt . . just waiting so (im)patiently for you to give him the go ahead to finally sink into you — and when he does, he feels like he’s gonna cum on the spot, groaning at how your wet n warm walls just suck him in even if you’re struggling to take his girth ; how he feels so at home when he’s bottomed out within you, stroking your thighs and letting you know he’s “all in.”

#THE GIF LMAOOO #you are so funny #been thinking real hard about choso and size kinks #god… #choso giving you a cute little belly bulge when he fucks you #seraph.replies! #seraph.luvvchoso!