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dark-elf-writes · 4 months

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Random KHR headcanon, aka the characters playing D&D!

Tsuna is a willing forever DM that is infamous in the Naminori D&D circles for being fucking ruthless, yet fair, when it comes to it. He will take an eye or limb from your character, but only if it makes sense for that to happen. Makes very detailed maps.

Hayato: Enjoys cycling through the various classes, but likes the Ranger class the best. Tends to go for more open ended backstories to let Tsuna mess around with them for plot reasons. His one Bard became the next campaign's BBEG and he regrets nothing.

Takeshi: Tends to stick with the Rogue and Fighter classes, and occasionally plays as a Sorcerer when he wants to spice things up. Keeps him backstories simple to avoid Tsuna milking them for emotional damage. Sometimes fails but he sure does try.

Ryohei: Mains Monk, Barbarian and Fighter, and occasionally multi classes into other classes if it makes sense. Tends to give his characters amnesia or a mysterious origin that they don't know of because otherwise he has no clue how to do backstories. Fully aware of the fact that said tendency has caused some of the most harrowing story moments and does not care.

Hibari: Ranger and Druid main, and does not give a shit about the other classes. Very thorough with his backstory because the one time he made it exploitable for plot everyone came out of that particular arc a little traumatized and Tsuna wouldn't stop grinning about it for weeks afterwards.

Mukuro: Sorcerer and Wizard main, and fully embraces making Tsuna's job as a DM both easier and harder via elaborate backstories he can work into the campaign. Tsuna gets his revenge via always ensuring his character suffers because of that fact.

Chrome: Cleric and Warlock main, sometimes multi classes into both because of the chaotic potential. Her backstories tend to be ones that are all like "Yeah it happened, but it can't follow my character" and honestly she is valid for it.

Reborn: Paladin and Artificer main, his backstories are wildly different in terms of content for the challenge of it. Of course, apparently as a trade off the more convoluted his backstory is, the worst his luck is. No one knows how that's a thing. The current theory is the universe is balancing him out.

Everyone else: Guess or one shot players. They tend to cycle through classes due to not playing as much. Kyoko one time accidentally made a very overpowered Cleric that proceeded to kill everything and convert a Red Dragon Adult to their religion through fear and respect so there's that.

Tauna would be the “I’m gonna kill that dog 🤪” kind of DM and I am cackling about it tbh. He would also take the time to not only make incredibly detailed maps but specific relevant props for each player. Is infamous for tpk’ing a party in session zero when they all fucked around too hard and didnt think they would find out. Spends half his time ripping his players hearts out of their chests with incredibly small details that become massive later on and literally begging for them to stop trying to break his dungeon and just go inside already.

(So the unholy alliance of Brennan Lee Mulligan and Anthony Burch tbh)

It balances out because any of his usual party would be a nightmare at any other table but his. Their feral levels always seem to just resonate in all the right ways

#the elf talks #reborn #katekyo hitman reborn #I would also argue that Chrome and Mukuro’s characters are almost always related #it’s really funny when he’s a warlock and she’s a cleric and they’re the bitchest set of twins

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afaramir · 2 months

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6, 13 and 22 for the ask game?

hi friend!!! thank u for sending these<3 i was gonna ask you if you wanted to send different questions bc there’s a couple repeats from the last ask but then i came up with new answers. if you still wanna send diff ones though i will answer them as well

6. which ship fans are the most annoying

ACTUALLY LMFAO I LIED IN THE LAST ONE. i think (hope?) you’ll find this one funny lol well the 0.5 people in the denethorongil ao3 tag who are just there for crack. girl the psychic situationship. that is so fucking interesting. this is like the reverse answer. which ship NON fans are the most annoying. Anyway. i think it just pisses me off whenever a dynamic that could be so thematically (and dramatically) intriguing gets dismissed or made into a joke bc like. come on is that the best we can do? perhaps i just frequently lack a sense of humour about this kind of thing. or maybe people mostly are not funny…who can say.

13. worst blorbofication…TWO!

now is my time to SHINE baby….little pathetic baby faramir is SUCH a textbook fucking case of blorbofication. that shit is ridiculous. yeah the idea of a punching bag dad to take shit out on and/or guy bending over backwards just for his dad's approval appeals to you. unrelatedly how is your relationship with your dad. but i swear to god i KNOW that there are other characters out there that fit this archetype better. there are PLENTY of sad little people pleasers out there. dont take one of the greatest bitchest craziest men in the whole wide green world and make him your little crybaby. if you read the denethor faramir relationship as abusive you gotta also understand that he is right there punching back at it all. goddamn. he had gone on the orders of the lord of the city indeed. peter jackson im gonna fucking get you. this is a guy that first blamed his brothers death on their father and THEN promptly forced said father to order him to his probable death for the sake of his own moral code he has never once laid down and taken it in his LIFE. he’s been arguing back since he was like seven years old or something. in MANY THINGS he displeased his father! he is not a doormat he is a motherfucking doorstop and he WILL make it your problem! also i don’t have anywhere else to put this opinion so it’s gonna go here. it hit me sometime yesterday that the desperate-to-please faramir narrative almost works better with canon denethor. i mean film faramir is a totally different guy so like im not even sure if he would have the same history with his father but like just bear with me here. if he knows that his father trusts him as a commander and yet cannot (seem to express, although failing to express for long enough is basically equivalent) love him as a son…that he has memories of… actually just kidding this doesn’t fucking work at all. because the POINT of it all is that denethor and faramir are the same until they’re not. sly and tactical and cunning and so so so numenorean that elros tar-minyatur would WEEP. while i think film faramir and book denethor are - if not diametric opposites, at least not. so similar. i mean peter jackson literally blorbified him himself. here is my new guy with maybe one of his key traits preserved. man when i reblog a film faramir gif im just imagining book faramir’s personality. i hope you all understand this. i just. i DO love david wenham’s faramir face. he put so so so much 100% home grown bitch energy into the capturing frodo and sam scene faramir and i am simply imagining him translating all that onto "on one occasion at least your counsel has prevailed, not long ago. it was the lord of the city that gave the errand to him." now THAT…oh captain my captain. do you get it

22. your favourite part of canon that everyone else ignores

on one occasion at least your counsel has prevailed not long ago/stir not the bitterness in the cup i poured for myself. people LOOOVE you wish now that our places had been exchanged but read two more lines girlypop IT GETS BETTER. i mean people smarter than me have figured it out already but "restraint"…the idea of faramir having been holding this back for a long time. perhaps even since he first realized boromir was dead and thinking oh. oh, father sent him, or agreed to let him go, or however it went down, and now he is dead and it is father's fault. jesus christ that makes me crazy. and denethor basically saying what else do you think i have been thinking about for weeks. do you dare to think this is new news to me im not the heartless bitch you think i am. of course i blame myself. ARE YOU KIDDING? this is like the entire dynamic contained in two lines of dialogue. i had a runner-up answer but im too sleepy to write it all out but ill tell you what it is and its how WEIRD denethor and faramir are. theyre so weird you guys. i am psychic and prophetic and i WILL make it your problem.

#from the inbox #bretwalda-lamnguin #LOL thank you again i hope these were entertaining. i could tell they were kind of selected carefully #i wrote all this on my commute home like five hours ago. weaponizing me being hungry and annoyed at my train being delayed #long post #i wont actually put it under a cut bc i dont wanna. but at least i'll tag it lol

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shining-gem34 · 9 months

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6. What is your favorite thing about writing your current muse? (Any of them!)

Munday Questions || Accepted @etherealguard

Dan Heng/ Imbibitor Lunae

I personally like writing their monologues (actually I like writing all of my muses monologues). I do imagine during their downtime, they tend to think a lot, and they tend to overthink it when it comes to their emotions.

Dan Heng, when not focused on his archive duties, tries to process his emotions as rationally as he can. This is very noticeable whenever he's overwhelmed and needs time to sort out what he's feeling. Though, whatever conclusion he came up with tends to be logical and in the correct path that is best for everyone including himself.

Others might say he is running away.

In the case of Imbibitor Lunae...

It's a bit more complicated, because he was reborn every few centuries to lead his people and strive to uphold the Xianzhou ideology by eliminating the Plague Author remnants. He has to put the needs of others before his own; raised to become the perfect High Elder just like his predecessors were.

Yes, IL has his rebellious moments of spurning the Preceptors away and does as he wishes out of spite.

So what does IL think about?

He thinks about the world outside of the four walls of his office, of his room, and of his garden fences. A world so vast that IL longs to see it once instead of reading stories about it.

But he is an High Elder, his duty is to the Luofu and not some wild adventurer.

Yet it all changes when he meets his friends and later they became known as the High Cloud Quintet.

A constant conflict between his own needs and the needs of his people. Whatever his own desire is, even by the inquiry of his friends (and lovers), he tends to answer what is best for everyone and not himself.

But the one time he was selfish, not as the High Elder, but as an individual, it nearly destroyed his homeworld.

IL has no regrets though.

Scaramouche/Wanderer

Ah yes, the brat.

My favorite part of writing Scaramouche/Wanderer in general is that they are a menace to everyone he knows. Next after that, I just like writing scenarios wherever he's traveling, he's completely chill with it. But whenever he meets someone, or is running an errand, he will be the bitchest person in the room. Like absolutely moody af, but he still does the job.

Next after that, I do love writing the complications of Wanderer character where he's struggling to come to terms with his past. The truth he discovered will never erase his crimes, he accepted that after attempting to erase himself from history. He's not sure if he wants to face Ei, Yae Miko, or any other of the Inazumans especially the descendants that are closely entwined with his past.

But, Wanderer is aware and accepted the fact that eventually he'll have to face them even if they don't know the true history. After all, he is not looking to redeem himself, but he wants to accept retribution when it comes to him.

After he kills Dottore of course.

For Scaramouche specifically, not currently writing but hopefully in the future, I want to explore his role as the Sixth Fatui Harbinger (seen as the least favorite commander amongst the Fatui Harbingers) but also!!! I am interested in exploring how Scaramouche explores the Abyss for the Tsaritsa and his daily visits to Dottore just to be experimented on.

And that leaves him in a bad mood later on that he does take it out on his subordinates if they test his patience. Huhuhu.

Rook/Mallory (My OCs')

They are not my first OC's, but they are my favorite up to now!

Rook (who has a multiverse)- I just love writing how he doesn't give a damn about anything, but he definitely cares ALOT and he's willing to go so far for his friends! Also his horrible fashion sense like ew who wears that bright ass green jacket or that a magenta sweater that is blinding someone eye just by looking at it.

Mallory- Angst where the God of Misfortune can never be with anyone and he brings nothing but disasters to everyone and everything around him. But also I like writing myths/superstitions that came to be cause of Mallory intervention or people started making shit up. :DDD He does have some funny moments but he's usually doom and gloom and wants to be alone despite longing for company. Yet he knows it cannot happen no matter what (if he does fall in love with you, you're kind of screwed. You got a 50/50 chance that he learns not to be possessive/jealous/suffocating, or he does all three.)

#jadecoocoo (mun rambles)#jade answers (a ask)#etheralguard #||I realize I like writing muses having monologues about their internal conflict and pain they keep inflicting upon themselves.#||Or past issues they have yet to completely move on.#||Then there's fucking Rook vibing #||You can tell what my bias is but I love every one of them.#||Honorable mentions to Starry and Willow for the God/Goddess AU stuff...and Rookie too. Don't we love a Rookie who gets into trouble? :D

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hellowhyareyouhere · 1 year

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Watched an interview where Glen Powell said that he and Tom Cruise personally fleshed out Hangman's character together and just really believe the converstation went like this;

Tom Cruise: I know you turned down this role, but the stuido is not allowing me to add homoerotic subtext and I need you to bring it with Hangman. I need you to be biggest bratty bottom gay or bitchest bi bitchboy, you can chose.

Glen Powell: Oh, yeah for sure. I only turned it down because I thought he was straight. You can count me in Tom.

#Misuse of semicolon #top gun maverick #glen powell #jake hangman seresin #hangman top gun #jake seresin #Tom Curise #Anyone shipping pete with Brade dni that was not where I wanted the subtext #And thus hangster was born #Tom said I need to be lovechild of Icemav and to flirtatious rivarly with Rooster who is goose x mav love child that endsup bros-boyfriends #And Glen agreed because he couldnt be a straight asshat but be can be a Queer Jerk tm

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boyduroy · 3 years

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Hard to find soft pics of this particular character, since he has the bitchest of resting-bitch faces ever. But here are some I found on other people's blogs:

#stan the man #stan uris #he can have a rbf!#i just want him to be okay!#thanks j

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aromantic-misguide-to-romance · 5 years

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WTF.

1. It's a damn beauty pageant. You don't do a shit for the assignments and there was like one. Get someone make a photo of you. And Samantha gets a passing score because the photo doesn't talk. She passes, and another character fails, we don't know why, but she couldn't bring anything of worse quality than a picture that has only one good point - that it doesn't talk. What effort are talking about? The contest is set up from the beginning to favour the richest and bitchest, and the university seems to be fully okay pampering people like Samantha, who is so stupid it's a wonder she got accepted. But well, money can buy everything. And seriously, some rich kids that get whatever they want because of their parents' wealth claim they're working harder than the MC? Like what, calling your parents to get what you want is so hard?

2. Was she supposed to announce her father's company bankruptcy by shouting from a rooftop or what? Did she even lie? None of you bothered even just to not insult her. Why would she tell you that? That's not your business anyway why she entered. She at least has a valid reason to participate.

3. Becoming a better person? Wtf are you talking about. Did you miss the fact it's not a spiritual growth contest, and that most of participants are just bad awful selfish bullies? Like this Nicole who uses her status to force a guy into relationship he doesn't want but cannot say no because she'd just use her influence to expel him? And what is more immature than giving any moral value to a damn beauty contest?

#ntt solmare #story jar #shall we date #otome #swd pretty awesome

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eleonoraalva · 7 years

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Do you remember Peter Cushing's words that people often look at him like he's a monster but he almost never played real monsters? Here's 15 times he did.

If you look closely, you'll find his villians are mostly "grey" villians. By that I mean they are ordinary people who have to act bad due different circumstances. Cool motive. Still murder. Or they get redemption arc of some sort. Or they don't kill with their own hands, they let some demonic creatures do the killing. So let's start with the mild ones. Sheriff of Nottingham in "Sword of Sherwood Forest"

One thing I can say for sure, Cushing's Sheriff has the best manners. He's not trying to kill Robin Hood (at first), he tries to make a deal with him. He fails and then he gets nasty. Cunning and sneaky, but in my list he's in the bottom. Must be because of the wig (mostly). General Memnon in "Alexander the Great"

Just like the previous this one is more like political opponent than evil character. Not a big deal. But in this movie Cushing had great hair and short skirt, that's all we need to know. Sir Palamides in "The Black Knight"

Aha! Here's a plot to kill the king! But noble knight does little killing, he does plotting a lot. And I must add he looks like king more then king and usurper themselves. Dr. Namaroff in "The Gorgon"

A man trying to save his beloved who turns out to be a gorgon. Sounds like one of those "Onion headlines", but that's actually what Peter's charachter does. He hides her crimes, but never kills anyone and he himself is killed by a gorgon in the end. Very sad lovestory. Dr. Lawrence in "The Ghoul"

Quite similar story, but here he cares for his son who became a zombie. He lets his servant feed his son with his guests, but at least he feels guilty for it. In the end he kills his son in attempt to save a girl. Herbert Flay in "Madhouse"

He tries to fraud his friend out of jealousy and accuse him in several murders. Well, at first he had to commit those murders. Not good at all. Killed by his friend who later takes his place. Go watch the movie if you want to see how Vincent Price prenetds to be Peter Cushing XD Paul Beresford in "The Avengers"

This guy planned big revenge, but failed. The plan was good (kidnapping, murder, attempts of murder) and refined (in the best meaning of this word), alas, it was 60's TV-show, he had no chance to win. Killed by the robot he created. Have you ever mentioned how often Cushing played doctors of medicine? Almost 20 times. Maybe more, I'm talking only about movies I've seen. So let's talk about some other evil men of this noble profession played by Peter Cushing. Victor Frankenstein

What character first appears in your head when you hear "Peter Cushing"? Most of us think of Van Helsing, or Sherlock Holmes, whovians will recall him being Doctor. And among all these famous fine guys you'll find one very black sheep (two actually, but we'll talk about the other one a bit later). Baron Victor Frankenstein appeared in 6 movies and Peter showed us 6 different Frankensteins. But most of them prefered not to have blood on their hands or have it as little as possible. I personally think all of them were slightly (and not slightly sometimes) mad, obsessed with their ideas and should be treated. Except for this manipulative bitch from "Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed" who added rape to his long list of blackmails and murders.

Dr. Robert Knox in "The Flesh and the Fiends"

Good example of what I said before about killing through others. Movie is based on real story. Reality in 19th century was that medical schools had very small amount of dead bodies to study anatomy. Dr. Knox wanted his students to have good practise so he paid well for dead bodies. It wasn't his consern where those bodies came from. SS Commander in "Shock Waves"

He's former Nazi scientist (can there even be former Nazis?). He wanted to create perfect soldiers without fear and doubt who can adapt to any climate, who know no tiredness, hunger and mercy. He ended up with a bunch of zombies on tropical island. Killed by his creatures. And what about mystery stuff? Before we move to supernatural villians I'll mention supernatural neitral and good character. Dr. Terror in "Dr. Terror's House of Horrors"

Don't let that name fool you, because Cushing here is death himself. You also may call him fate, if you like. The truth is he's not good or bad at all, he's just inevitable. He doesn't care if you're nice or naughty, he's just a part - final part - of life though people tend to be scared of death and think about it as evil thing. Arthur Edward Grimsdyke in "Tales from the Crypt"

He comes back like a zombie to punish a man who was guilty of his death. Poetic and touching story and it was the only actual supernatural monster played by Peter Cushing (at least in movies I've seen). Now we have only 3 villians left and all three of them show that you don't need fangs and claws to be a real monster. Gustav Weil in "Twins of Evil"

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! You don't expect German Inquisition too. But that is what Peter's character is, he's some sort of Inquisitor and he acts not like it's written in "Malleus Maleficarum". He just catches pretty girls who don't want to marry and burns them. In the name of God who is love and forgiveness, yes. But that character turns out to be very useful in time of real danger, he knows no fear and has mercy for vampires. Killed in the battle with one of the mentioned vampires. He's creepy as hell but not bad to the bone, so in my list he has the bronze. Baron Corofax in "The Devil's Men"

Hail Satan! And have a lovely afternoon, madam. This one is the highest priest of old cult that require human sacrifice. Religious fanatic, he has no doubt and no regret, he's always right and his gods will help him. They didn't actually. The man is killed, his temple destroyed. For all his sins he gets silver medal in my list. No doubt these guys are bad and evil, but all their crimes took place in local area, they didn't change dramaticallly anything in the world. Let's go for something bigger and see who's on top of my list of evil Peter Cushing's characters. No wonder we find here the bitchest bitch that ever bitched, the supreme one, one and only - Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin in "Star Wars"

Living proof of proverb "appearance can be deceiving". When you see Tarkin without context you expect him to offer you some tea and cookies and tell you some funny stories about his grandchildren. Skinny old man looks so harmless. And that is a trap because he's the toughest "Star Wars" character that ever existed. Even Palpatine had mercy and other human feelings, Tarkin had none. Total death score of all previos guys in this list looks like child's play compared to destruction of Alderaan. Besides, by playing Tarkin, Peter Cushing set the highest standards for Imperial officers. For the next 40 years other actors tried to fit that standard. They made a great work, we adore their Imperials, but all of them failed. As there could be only one Peter Cushing, there could be only one Wilhuff Tarkin. He's like a direwolf between dogs. Tarkin was a miracle and blessing for "Star Wars" and no one will ever surpass him.

#Peter Cushing #sword of sherwood forest #Alexander the Great #the black knight #the gorgon #The Ghoul #Madhouse #the avengers #the curse of frankenstein #the flesh and the fiends #Shock Waves #tales from the crypt #twins of evil #the devil’s men #star wars #Grand Moff Tarkin

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babyfairy · 7 years

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bri im living for ur dnd campaign 😩 my character is a star elf bard named orpheus, hes pure cunt and the messiest, bitchest, most OVERDRAMATIC gay alive, bitch wears a black fur coat with no shirt and a ring on every finger, hes been tryin to fuck this other character in our campaign since day 1...... weve been playing for 5 months now and still nothing!!!! not even an accident hand brush!!!

lol thank you!! and good luck to orpheus 🙇🏻‍♀️

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banazir · 7 years

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yoi battle of the brows (bc this is a thing now)

@paladinquen replied to your post “which yoi character cares the most about their eyebrows tho”

I vote Chris but he loses to Phichit in terms of pretty eyebrows and gets jealous...Then they BOTH get jealous of seung Gil who pretends he doesn't do anything to his eyebrows (but he totally does. He's also an official spokesperson for a Korean cosmetics company like Face Shop or Innisfree because it brings in money so he has all the tools!)

seung gil: i don’t know what you’re talking about,, i didn’t just get my brows waxed

phichit: ???? bOI (aka 10/10 confirmed for this seung gil mystery brow grooming hahahah)

@down-to-figure-skate reblogged your post and added:

Phichit gets a lot of compliments about his, it makes him a little bit vain about them, so he starts paying a lot more attention to them.

Chris’ eyebrows are always on point, but he cares a whole lot more about his other… ASSets.

But the person who secretly cares most about his eyebrows, the surprise contender - Celestino!

sdkfjshdkgjsd celestino what a dark horse contender hahahahah

@aph-lithuania replied to your post “which yoi character cares the most about their eyebrows tho”

my boy phichit??? obviously?????

@yuuriandviktorr replied to your post “which yoi character cares the most about their eyebrows tho”

phichit definitely

@iwa-chan-hajime replied to your post “which yoi character cares the most about their eyebrows tho”

Selfie queen Phichit

@dannidorina replied to your post “which yoi character cares the most about their eyebrows tho”

Chris bc he seems really focused on his image but also like,, look at him. He's beautiful,,

ur definitely not wrong i love him

@allergictoblue replied to your post “which yoi character cares the most about their eyebrows tho”

Phichit definitely because his eyeliner is always On Point. And Victor because he's Extra about everything. And probably Chris because he's I Groom Myself Everywhere Cheri. There are probably Instagram wars about whose eyebrows are most On Fleek.

sdfghjk forget group chat fics, it’s time to usher in the instagram fleekest brow wars

@ghostmoonchild replied to your post “which yoi character cares the most about their eyebrows tho”

hmmm....Chris & Phichit are tied in my eyes

OK SO IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE THINKS PHICHIT?? i agree tbh, i think he cares the most about them, since he's on instagram a lot and probably has ppl commenting about how nice his brows are anyway sdfgkjdgf so i think he treats them like his pride and joy and is also so careful when getting them shaped etc etc, they're also fleeked. christophe seemed like a runner up!! almost can’t believe no one mentioned JJ either!

for the sake of arguing - viktor probably has really nice eyebrows naturally?- no plucking or shaping necessary and he doesn't "get" why phichit cares so much about his. phichit is infinitely jealous as he plucks and shapes his to perfection and viktor doesn’t have to lift a fingr

also, for the sake of arguing - yuri plisetsky has the bitchest fleek brows known to man. discuss.

#dfkjhdskgjsdg how blessed am i that people indulge me in this vERY important matter #i hope you guys know this is serious business #i do agree tho i think phichit is the winner #paladinquen #downtofigureskate #aphlithuania #yuuriandviktorr #iwachanhajime #dannidorina #allergictoblue #ghostmoonchild #replies #mutuals #long post #text heavy #dlsdjlgj battle of the brows bYE fjdfghahaha #yoi battle of the brows #rip yoi tags im rly sorry but THIS IS IMPORTANT

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