#hmgbb

[homemadegirlbossbattle]

ROUND 1 / SIDE B / POLL 1

Lady Ignis Solon (@containmentbreach, art by @mechanomorphic) vs. Alice Luoja (@cantdanceflynn & @pyxehastoomanyinterests)

Lady Ignis Solon info:

Description: ignis is a member of a noble family from her home dimension, where shadowy, demonic creatures make their home and occasionally emerge to hunt, kill and eat lesser beings (who are pretty much anyone, by their standards). ignis takes a lot of pride in her position, despite not seeming particularly…happy. but "happy" is a relative word. she has mothered thirteen children (demon noble families are expected to be large and can include up to 20-25 children. twins, triplets, etc. are also more common) with the king of the realm, despite not being attracted to men in the slightest. she views this as her duty granted to her through her position. commoners from her realm are allowed to marry freely without regard to gender, but ignis isn't jealous of them.

not even a little bit. seriously like not at all.

ignis' preferred hunting grounds is the planet known as "earth," and she has personally trained each of her thirteen children to be the toothy shadows that hide in your house when you think you're alone. well, she's trained twelve of them. she's run into a slight hiccup with the thirteenth, who seems to be getting a little attached to her human target. but that's all right. she'll come around.

ignis enjoys black tea, playing the piano, and horror novels. she views them as some of the few things humans have gotten right.

Crimes:

-well the cannibalism. she did like tons of that. i guess it's not really considered cannibalism if she herself is not a human? but she ate humans is the point i'm trying to make

-she has also committed some regular murders. of humans and of other members of her species.

-does not understand her kids. she loves them but she does not Get them. it tends to frustrate her.

-she basically has very little regard for human laws in general and breaks them as often as she can get away with. if she does get in trouble she lies low for a little while in her dimension, then sets up a new place to live. this means of course that she does commit tax evasion often and well.

Other notes from the submitter: ignis is in a lot of ways a love letter to moms who get shit on by fandom for not understanding their kids. 90% of the time the amount of hate they get is just misogyny tbh! ignis is bad in a lot of ways but she's not a bad mom, even if she comes off as that at first because the story she's in is from the perspective of her daughter and the human she got attached to. people would probably still make discourse about her and shit on her but i do not care because i adore her and i adore fucked up moms in general. and if you don't that's a you issue.

Alice Luoja info:

Description: A Phineas and Ferb background character design turned oc, an old woman basically obsessed with finding or creating godlike perfection. How she does it doesn't matter to her, even if she has to go to lengths beyond what any respectable evil scientist would. She practically adopted Professor Mystery, taking him in as a son when his parents disappeared, although she tends to use him for her own purposes rather then taking good care of him. Greatly manipulative and ruthless, she attempts to run things from behind the scenes all while constantly, zealously, searching for that perfection. Depending on her role in any given au or story with the cast, what she's searching for in that perfection is different, but in her major ones, godlike perfection is more literal. She's also a disaster lesbian cannibal.

Crimes: Well, murder, dismantling of bodies, eating the bodies, child abuse, child murder, platonic (and only platonic I promise she's literally a mom) grooming, basically being a mini cult leader, generally being a mad scientist as part of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.s inner circle with no respect for Doof's morals, blood letting in this day and age for both trans and non-trans reasons, dismemberment, eye gouging of both dead and alive people(including an approx 9 year old), not fucking staying dead like she's William Afton, several curses on items, hoarding, desecration, religious zealotry, being a piss-poor mother even tho she'd actually be a rly good parent if she wasn't scared of being emotionally attached to her own fucking son, lots of murder if you hadn't got the drift she's basically a slasher horror villain in disguise, giving multiple people eating disorders, letting a sentient robot escape tower back onto earth in Knife Roomba form, doesn't know how stores work and just steals everything, poisoning so many people alive, general war crimes, mass murder, attempting to destroy the universe, breaking several peoples limbs, creating a time loop to trap Candace in a state of never being able to avoid killing her loved ones, using her son to specifically torture the cast consistently regardless of how he feels about it into seeing visions of their loved ones being destroyed horrible and usually killed at their hands, encouraging self harm and suicide, she breaks peoples bones a few times, I can't stress the manipulative cult leader thing enough this bitch does blood sacrifices whenever, she's just kinda a loser also.

Other notes from the submitter: SHES CALLED "THE BITCH" BY US FOR A REASON

#poll #oc poll #hmgbb

[cherryspotart]

Patience Propaganda #2

Vote for her here!

Hi I bring forth new art of her! And extra lore! This horrid woman means a lot to me and it'd mean a lot if she wins just one round 🥺

Here are some extra facts about her story that might help sway your opinion on how abhorrent she is:

She only allows herself to speak to the priests down on earth, not wanting any of the opinions or ideas of the other Virtues (holy gods) to "taint" her values that are established amongst the virtuists on earth.

Tried to pressure her little sister Thena into killing one of the Hedons (unholy gods) and his son for her to prove her loyalty, and when she refused to, exiled her.

Uses her hypnosis magic often to hide any slip-ups of hers/easily get others to do what she wishes without question.

Pressures her husband into working past his limits, leaving him constantly exhausted and extremely burnt out after constantly working on heavenly documents.

Upon finding out her husband was secretly visiting the Hedons to socialize with them in private, she threatened to exile him if he didn't speak to them and state that he would never visit again.

Also tagging @homemadegirlbossbattle for propaganda purposes!

#digital art #my art #oc art #amor in anima #furry #amor post vita #hmgbb #oc: patience #scopophobia tw #religion cw #abuse cw #mind control cw #oc: thena #oc: humanitas #oc: gula #oc: ginger #aia #apv

[calowlmitygoddess]

Time to spread some propaganda >:3

My awful awful homemade blorbo, she's the ultimate Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss she causes problems on purpose and here's more reasons why you should vote for her:

she's actually a planet sized spider thing, living inside her 2,50m/8 ft fake body

All her followers call her Mother, actual MILF.

She's an actual ruler, she's determinated to prove that her 'failed' creations are in fact better than the mortals and she will do that by creating the best godamn demon realm possible

Despite her body being artificial it was made so shitty she's kinda constantly in a near death state, and YET still capable of fucking shit up

Is what happens when an Older Sister becomes unhinged and ascends into godhood.

Speaking of her siblings, despite being banished, having her real body destroyed and stuck in a shitty vessel. She's still the only sibling who has her shit togheter.

And she actually cares about them, in her own little fucked up way <3; The whole reason the story starts is because her sister got murdered by some mortals and she decided to take revenge on the whole world.

She's a god, she's an empress but most importantly, she's a simp for her second in command, Althia who's another epic girlboss. Their prefered flirting method is stabbing eachother <3

And here's some more art of her for your viewing pleasure <3

and here is she with her failsisters

#original character #homemade girlboss battle #hmgbb

[toa-arania]

I'm currently rotating Val in my brain's michael wave thanks to the @homemadegirlbossbattle so y'all are getting the story of Val's eleven step plan to kick the Queen Bee's reputation out from under her in One Week.

To begin with, some context. Val had recently come to a new school after some ~shenaniganery~ (she killed a guy with a poisoned drink) at her old school and almost as soon as she arrives it's announced that there's going to be a party that Friday. All good things, right? Wrong! Neurotoxin! (I promise that's relevant.) Over the week leading up to the party, Val heard from various sources that the school's Queen Bee, Heather, was trying to get rid of something. Val was pretty convinced it was something super suspicious, since there was some supernatural bullshit going on, so she did the obvious thing and started spreading the rumour that Heather was getting rid of a picture of her in a bunny suit (as one does). You can imagine her dismay when it turned out that what Heather was trying to get rid of was Val. In a delightful twist of dramatic irony, every single other player character found this out before Val did, and only Val's paranoia about getting spiked saved her from accepting a poisoned drink. This is of course when the guy who tried to spike her collapsed to the ground and Val had to save his life by making him throw up (as one does). She found out pretty quickly that Heather had orchestrated all of this, activating Val's Lust For Revenge. After having one weekend to recover, it was time to enact a plot.

When enacting revenge you need to know two things. 1: What your target's weaknesses are. 2: What weaknesses of yours they can exploit. Step one was to begin taking care of these in one fell swoop, by beginning to spread the rumour that her devoted clique is involved in cult things at her behest, and Church-Going Heather Chase has a genuine belief in pagan supernatural magics. Damage her credibility, make people scared of her clique, and shield Val from attacks. Heather can't expose Val as a witch if people believe Heather's going insane, after all. The next steps, therefore, are to make it seem more like she's going insane.

Step two is setup: Steal some of Heather's shit. Breaking into her locker didn't help, nor did going through her bag during PE. Going into her classroom to go through her unattended bag while faking illness (as one does) would have worked, but possession things got in the way. Fortunately, step three (break into her house and steal shit) was made very easy by the recent acquisition of another kleptomaniac friend. Val was now armed with four (4) things she could use to target Heather with spells, and oh boy would she use them.

Steps four and five: Begin cursing. At this point Val had taught herself a lovely new hex, with which she can make people hallucinate. The order would go like this: after school, while Heather is in a student council meeting, make her start seeing occult signs and supernatural activity so she would think someone had infiltrated the council, and then the following day make her hear people whispering about her so she would think one of them had betrayed her. Heather's power comes from her clique, and if she can't trust her lieutenants then who can she trust? More importantly, maybe Val could convince her lieutenants to not trust her, enabling steps six and seven.

This was the plan.

What Val did not plan for was her first hallucination spell not just affecting Heather, but the entire clique. The entire clique that Darcy, another player character and more importantly an ex-infernalist, is technically part of. Suddenly seeing demonic visions was understandably terrifying for her, and the player (@bubbleteaacadamia my beloved) decided to go completely over the top with the visions and Darcy's horribly traumatised responses to them. Needless to say, Val found the entire incident absolutely hilarious, especially considering how much more effective it made the spell. She is yet to apologise for this, but she has offered to allow Darcy to punch her for it (as one does).

At this point steps six and seven got a little bit waylaid by the Psychic Doublebird Reacharound, so we're skipping straight ahead to step eight: The Migraine Spell. As I mentioned in a previous post, the Migraine Spell is what Val calls a fun little hex that causes a painful ringing in the ears of its target whenever they try to lie. It can range from irritating for small lies to passing out or permanent brain damage for reeeally big ones. Using the setup from steps one to five, Val planned to use the Migraine Spell as the last thing supplementing step nine: publicly confront Heather at lunch, in front of the entire school, about her weird behaviour, her supernatural beliefs, and her attempt to have Val killed. Without the ability to lie about any of it, Heather could be baited into admitting that the rumours are true. She does believe in the supernatural. She has been seeing demonic visions. She even thinks people in this school are supernatural creatures and that deranged belief is why she tried to have Val killed.

You can imagine Val's dismay when the spell failed. Step ten (try to bait Heather into lashing out so she could be branded a psychopath) was out, but step nine and hopefully step eleven (watch the fireworks as Heather's pedestal crumbles beneath her) were still salvageable. With a public confrontation and some really fun rp between me and the gm, Val may not have been able to entirely collapse Heather's reputation but she was able to do more damage in a single week than anyone else has managed at all, and it has all been motivated by pure revenge. All she has to do now is make another plan that builds on the aftermath of this one and that can weave between dealing with an elder god, trying not to incur the wrath of a half-angel, and a promise she was forced to make to a fae that she would focus on other things for a bit. As one does.

#val propaganda #i think this counts #i certainly hope it counts #take a shot every time i interject with “as one does” #monsterhearts #hmgbb #oc: valerie wester #val stories

[clovenhooved]

#SELENESWEEP

super old selene art I did LMFAO, repuroposed for the @homemadegirlbossbattle !

#hmgbb #myart

[vermillionverse]

PROPAGANDA TIME BABYYY

here's an epic recap of ticketakers #girlboss moments, WITH some recently figured out ones as a bonus!

scientist who founded an island with her 2 scientist friends with no reason other than wanting to create a perfect world designed to be as fun as possible

took control of the project, ended up driving a split between her two besties (who are brothers)

made a pact with a shadow deity (erin), exchanging people's souls for literal power to run the theme park in the center of the island

killed dr muggs (guy on the right here) because she was in love with him, promised that if she took his soul the two of them would be together forever

when this didn't work, got criticized by his brother (snap) and stuck a cage on him forever

let people die in the construction of her mansion and other projects because it meant free power from erin

said mansion had 72 casualties and 113 injured

although mayor is typically an elected role, she always is mayor by default

ignores city issues because she's too busy being silly

appoints snap with most of the city responsibilities, including safety (which he is not qualified for)

adopted a small animal she found in the dumpster and parades him as her son (which is true)

also picked a young girl out of a school simply because she looks like what she thinks her child with muggs would've looked like. absolutely deranged

if you want to learn more about her, check out her toyhou.se page and the vermillion timeline!!

@homemadegirlbossbattle

#v #vermillion #vermillionverse #hmgbb #poll #poll propaganda #polls #ticketaker #original #original art #original character #oc #oc art #dr muggs #snap

[kaibaspuppy]

VOTE VAL N. TOINE!!!

#jack illustrates #ocs #valerie n. toine #hmgbb #jack tryles

[banabanabanabanaba]

hmgbb ilov e twog o

#husby

[findyouinme]

Me: hmgbb u need to sleeb

Also me: PATRICK STUMP BIG SEXEY

#Im #Exhausted

[jkalagayan]

Great opening party at @look.colab Congrats on a great zine and comic store and performance space. Check it out! < < #zine #comics @peoplesliberty #cincinnati #peoplesliberty #art @tethercincy @epavner @aurorefournier_ @hmgbb

#peoplesliberty #art #cincinnati #comics #zine

[homemadegirlbossbattle]

ROUND 2 / SIDE A / POLL 3*

Jestiny Rook (@adelaidedrubman, art by @derelictheretic) vs. Itch (@zipmode)

*This poll has had to be reposted due to a scheduling error. I encourage you to re-cast your votes if you voted on the previous version of the poll. My sincerest apologies for the inconvenience.

Jestiny Rook info:

Description: jestiny is an overgrown gifted child burn out and self-described “normal human person” slash future “america’s sweetheart” who is in actuality widely locally hated in her canon material (far cry 5). a girl with no moral compass but a deep fondness for dying on every hill she’s ever come across, she initially attempts to abandon her position as a deputy (cop, strike one) after the county she’s sworn to protect is seized by a violent doomsday cult, but has a quick change of heart after seeing how much her friends and neighbors need her help — just kidding, she has no friends and only got invested for the sake of playing 5D chess with a middle management cult leader slash torturer to feed her own desire for an unearned sense of intellectual superiority. and once she IS invested, she is ramping up war crimes and endangering the civilians she swears she’s doing this to protect while subjecting them to her childish tantrums, violence, manipulation, and generally awful personality! described by the characters who know her best as “vicious, ruthless, heinous, condemnable, merciless, insufferable, deplorable, irredeemably violent nightmare of a woman” “harbinger of destruction, force of ruin” “not fucking special, fucking pathetic” and “a very difficult test to be faced with,” she has an undeniable devilish charm!

Crimes: impromptu torturing a man seeking her help to flee a cult, callously prying into the trauma of her crush’s past victims to sate her own morbid curiosity, countless murder of civilians (including for singing a song she didn’t want to hear), grave desecration, attempting to make the deceased’s surviving family member feel unreasonable for criticizing the grave desecration, theft by false pretense, ordering pointless raids resulting in foreseeable unnecessary deaths to impress her crush, deceiving and manipulating allies, revealing sensitive information resulting in a deadly siege of a stronghold, destruction of sentimental property, and throwing self-victimizing tantrums any time she is called out on any of the above.

Other notes from the submitter: she’s just a funny little guy.

Itch info:

Description: Tall as fuck undead wizard whose life goal is to help a god of flesh rise to the surface of the world. Loves to cause agony to pretty much anyone as long as its funny. She's like if bugs bunny wanted to see the world bleed.

Crimes: hoooooh boy ok lets see: mass murder, unethical experimentation, creation and distrubution of dangerous substances (it's called mystery meat in her world LOL), Cyberbullying, rolling joints poorly at parties on purpose, making and then subsequently mistreating homunculi, aiding a giant evil worm god in its plans to destroy an entire city, voter fraud, tax fraud, is constantly unclean due to the nature of being what is basically a zombie that can think for itself. OH and milf hunting. She'll fuck ur mom no problem sorry.

Other notes from the submitter: -

#poll #oc poll #hmgbb #AND heres the new version. ok go wild

[homemadegirlbossbattle]

THE FINAL BATTLE

Valerie Wester (@toa-arania) vs. Lucille Nowhere (@bonetrousled, art by @spamtons) vs. Patience (@cherry-spot / @cherryspotart)

In order to not have this post be extremely long, follow these links to read about the characters in question!:

Valerie Wester & Patience | Lucille Nowhere

#poll #oc poll #hmgbb #GOOD LUCK TO ALL THREE CHARACTERS. MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN

[homemadegirlbossbattle]

SEMIFINALS / POLL 2

Selene Cromswell (@clovenhooved, art by Ana Luiza Garcia) vs. Team Patience & Valerie Wester (@cherry-spot and @toa-arania)

Selene Cromswell info:

Description: okay. OKAY. D&D OC. Selene is a widow of a husband that she killed in the pursuit in higher knowledge and gaining lichdom. She had one son, Cyrus, who was restricted in his formative years, being made to follow in her footsteps in perfecting wizardry. She is headmistress of a magic college.

She grew up in a backwater side of the world, born to ex-adventurer parents with deep cowboy roots, and was the only child out of her siblings to not inherit storm sorcery from her mother. She has deep issues with self worth and always wants to be the most intelligent in any room.

Crimes:

Tried to murder her father in a misguided attempt at vengeance -Burned her family’s home to the ground -Murder in general to get what she wants -Manipulation, gaslighting, blackmailing to get to the top -Killing her husband thru an…. ‘accident’ in the pursuit of being a lich -Terrible mom in general -Didn’t let her son leave the magic campus, causing him to burn down a building and run in the panic

Other notes from the submitter: a milf for your consideration………..

Patience & Valerie Wester info:

Patience and Valerie’s Descriptions: What’s better than one girlboss? Two, of course! Red and green, fire and plants, spiteful god and godless heathen, and just so much drama to go around.

Patience, the self-declared leader of the high court of heaven, looks on the surface to be the kind and selfless leader to those she tries to save face for, with the noble goal of wanting Heaven to be a perfect paradise for all. Her family and the other gods know the truth, thanks to her “encouragement” for them to be her version of perfect. From the people she drives away, and to the countless people she actively seeks to harm, her insidious grasp on the divine beings can be felt everywhere throughout the realms.

Valerie Wester, a plant witch staying with her aunt in Springdale, is outgoing, confident, blasé, and consumed with overwhelming hubris and pettiness. She is notorious throughout the town for a variety of things, and when she isn’t enacting meticulous revenge, saying “we learnt something new” to justify her latest bullshit, or completely failing to understand the concept of altruism, she’s casting hexes, pissing off her ‘friends’, and attempting semi-successfully to get the attention of the various gods.

Patience’s Crimes:

Pushed away one sister (Thena) to the point that she left the entire universe and convinced the other (Tempy) that her husband cheating was her own fault to encourage “improvement”, then convinced her brother to be Heaven’s executioner against his explicit wishes Framed Tempy’s husband for the murder of someone who wasn’t even dead so she could get him and his mistress kicked out of heaven and then put the ‘murder victim’ in a magic stone because she wasn’t good enough at her job, a thing she does a lot and to anyone she just doesn’t like very much. Some of them have been in there for centuries now because Patience “”“forgets”“” about them. Intense demon hatred to the point of getting a demon-hating cult leader to be her understudy and nearly getting someone killed because their brother (not even the guy himself) was trying to convince her to let demons into heaven Unintentionally started a war between heaven and hell because she indirectly caused the death of the Queen of Wrath Total unshakable belief that everything she does is for the good of Heaven. She doesn’t understand why the higher beings of Heaven have effectively disowned her

Valerie’s Crimes:

Kleptomania for use in magic spells that exist almost entirely to fuck with people and extensive breaking and entering Compulsive lying and actively manipulating her friends Fucking with her sort-of-ex (including letting him think he’s being haunted because it’s funny and not doing anything about a rumour that they hooked up because it wasn’t inconvenient for her) Liberal application of poison including to make herself sick to get out of assembly so she could go and steal things Lack of ethical consideration in spellcasting, such as accidentally cursing half the school to see terrifying demonic visions (re-traumatising an ex-infernalist and her ex’s new girlfriend in the process) and spying on her friends to read a book about elder gods A frankly inordinate amount of scheming, including deciding “I’m going to destroy the Queen Bee’s reputation in one week” because she is incapable of flirting normally (also for revenge) and nearly pulling it off, scrying on an agent of the god of trickery and deciding she wants to outwit him, and accidentally giving a venus fly trap sentience that she then used to get the fae king’s attention. Being horny on main and a monsterfucker in a Christian Town™

Other Notes: @cherry-spot’s friends are often split on calling Patience either the worst being in existence or desiring her carnally, and @toa-arania’s friends are all terrified of Val using the word “fascinating” because it means an impending Val Moment.

#poll #oc poll #hmgbb

[homemadegirlbossbattle]

ROUND 1 / SIDE A / POLL 10

The Storytelling Witch "Story" (@cloverses) vs. Eve Harrison (@thetechnicolorphase)

Story info:

Description: A witch who acts at the whims of fate as the 'darker' side. She takes great pride in her work- perhaps a little too much, considering what it involves...

Crimes: Murder, stealing, arson, 'the ends justify the means' type things, corruption of innocents, cursing children (literally), general storybook witch nonsense that's too numerous to list... And in her free time, giving power to people who shouldn't have power, making deals that are horribly skewed in her favour, having a corpse in her basement, almost definitely poisoning people for fun and not profit, and ignoring the laws of nature.

Other notes from the submitter: she's 7'8" if that counts for anything also. and single. but i really don't think you want to get involved with her romantically.

Eve Harrison info:

Description: Meet Eve! The local lesbian science teacher in a small town who has a passion for biology AND a passion for being the center of attention for everything. She's friendly, but also really really eccentric and self-serving. She has not a care in the world for anything but whatever crazy schemes she decides that she wants to do (and they can get REALLY crazy). She's wacky, a little unhinged, and loves to make dad jokes. I think her clashing socks and patterned button-ups sends a pretty good representation of who she is. Also, she has a bit of a pathetic streak because when she doesn't get what she wants she makes like the sad SpongeBob face and it never gets her anywhere. She is a certified #girlboss and is making the most of the fact that she is living through the microbe apocalypse (much to the dismay of the protagonist of this story!) Oh and how could I forget! She's evil. She is so evil, she loves being villainous and isn't afraid to show it!!

Crimes:

Attempted to get one of her students (the protagonist) killed by microbe aliens. After getting turned into one of said microbe aliens she has killed like, at LEAST 50 people. Probably more. Including her own students and friends. Has been purposely spreading alien microbes to people in order to grow the hivemind that's formed from the microbe apocalypse. Has unethically experimented on people, animals, and herself for her own studies and goals. Currently is hunting down the protagonist to try and experiment on her.

Other notes from the submitter: #EVESWEEP she is so silly and so so evil it's like all the evilness of her town got wrapped into one very eccentric lady, I hope everyone enjoys her >:D

#poll #oc poll #hmgbb

[homemadegirlbossbattle]

ROUND 3 / SIDE B / POLL 3

Ticketaker (@cherrycookies / @vermillionverse) vs. Team Patience & Valerie Wester (@cherry-spot and @toa-arania)

Ticketaker info:

Description: Ticketaker is the Mayor and Leader of a Town/Island named Vermillion. She presents herself as the ringleader of the circus, which she is, since the island is literally a big carnival. She’s very smarmy and sarcastic, putting on a fake smile most of the time. She has done everything wrong and nothing wrong.

Crimes: Murder (Both of innocents and her former love interest), Careless city planning (Poor worker safety, not focusing on active hazards), Capitalism, Made a deal with an evil spirit, Stuck a cage on another characters head permanently

Other notes from the submitter: she’s the most woman to ever woman

Patience & Valerie Wester’s info can be read in this post.

#poll #oc poll #hmgbb

[homemadegirlbossbattle]

ROUND 1 / SIDE A / POLL 12

Rita Barreau (@pixelpancake246 / @pixelsdoodles) vs. Benedetta Brandy (@vamp-galactica)

Rita Barreau info:

Description:

Rita is very tall, elusive and ephemeral in her beauty. She's shrouded in mystery, by her own choice and desire, but also how people remember her. She's long dead before her story starts.

She's kind of a Rose Quartz type. A horrible, manipulative and spoiled person driven by self-hatred. She goes through people to fill the void in her heart, fulfilling her longing for something she can't name by making them miserable.

She's dead, as previously mentioned. Has been dead for a while. Beforehand, she was engaged to a guy named Theo, and was the first guy she actually fell in love with. Mostly because when she tried to do her usual thing with him, she found that he was already so miserable that it intrigued her and caught her genuine attention.

She and him dated for a couple years before they got engaged. Half a year before they planned on getting married, they got into an accident. Rita didn't make it.

This sent Theo on a downward spiral, which had a ripple effect on basically every one they knew and would know. In the story, she exists as foggy, biased memories that paint her in all sorts of different lights.

Really, Rita has to be experienced rather than told about to truly get her. But I hope this suffices for a description of her (p.s. she's never done anything wrong soooo)

Crimes:

constantly lies to people around her emotionally manipulative regularly leads guys along and tosses them aside when she's done having fun causes her fiance to go insane (she died) breasted too boobily refuses to take accountability and shoves blame onto others even if she's obviously in the wrong

Other notes from the submitter:

she has… very big Rose symbolism associated with her, as in the flower. And her voice claim is Susan Egen as Rose Quartz. She's trans btw, and 6'3 with a 5'1 fiance.

now some assorted commentary from my friends, for consideration.

rita was so girlboss she had to die in order to pull strings from the afterlife bc she got too bored of not being omniscient - geo

tall. pretty. done nothing wrong ever. too sexy to die (died anyways.) too sexy to live (exists in a fugue state between the mortal coil and the afterlife in aus.) she’s like a spy minus the occupation. she’s the fridged woman others WISH they were. she’s everything. she is nothing and her absence is everything - al

I love when girls are the center of a story while being absent - kitty

Benedetta Brandy info:

Description: A vampiress who runs a glittering casino in Las Vegas. She’s fond of performance arts and gold, and anything lavish is sure to catch her eye. She has an EXPLOSIVE temper that is hard to subdue. The thing she misses most about being human is champagne. She acts like an untouchable goddess of debauchery, but is actually a very lonely person who wishes someone would want to be kind to her despite all her faults.

Crimes:

An ongoing string of murders, added to at least once a month when she inevitably loses her temper. Assault, on multiple occasions, for very minute reasons. Tax Fraud Identity Theft and Forgery (Murdered her sire and then forged his signature and will, signing over all of his property and money to herself.) Frequently lures humans to the bar for her vampire clientele to feed off of. Cheats at poker.

Other notes from the submitter: Ultimate losergirl

#poll #oc poll #hmgbb