#hope peter hale dies tho

[msginnymalfoy]

Tʏʟᴇʀ ᴘᴏsᴇʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴏʟғ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ:

Tyler also said that they don't know a specific date yet for the release of the Teen Wolf Movie, but they do know it will come out this year. He said he hopes it will be in December.

- dsharmanews/rharsin (twitter)

Also, ian bohen told the same thing as tyler... there will be more teen wolf movies and everyone will come back.. 'eventually'.

*SOBS*

#tyler posey #teen wolf movie #ian bohen #i actually want all my favourite characters back! #and don't forget #DECEMBER 2022 HERE WE COME #tpose updates #teen wolf #dylan o'brien #daniel sharman #isaac lahey COME BACK TO ME #hope peter hale dies tho

[rabidaly]

Ok one more update from a shark in the water? Please???

Here’s the first 1k(roughly)! Keep in mind I haven’t edited and I had like. A three-month long writers block for this fic so I’m not super attached/happy with this intro— it may change when I go back next weekend!

Hopefully it’s enough to wet your appetite tho ;)

—

Stiles had friends.

Lydia was his friend. Erica. Danny and Kira danced the line between acquaintance and actual friendship, but gun to his head, Stiles would count them as the latter. And Scott. God knows they'd been inseperable for over a decade.

It's just—

Stiles didn’t text his friends the way he texted Derek.

Or as often.

It wasn’t anything serious. Just lots of little, trivial things: pictures here and there, Stiles blinking doe eyes at the camera, biting his lip. He texted Derek about his annoying professor, the chronological order of the Marvel movies, his attempts at latte foam art. Stiles rambled and vented and altogether talked too much, but—

Derek always answered.

Even if it was a simple, one-word reply. Even if sometimes it took a couple hours. Stiles wasn’t sure he’d have been able to stop even if he didn’t; every little thing that popped into his head came with the companion thought of, oh! I wonder what Derek would think about this!

ive never seen you play a video game, he texted on Thursday evening.

I don’t. What are you playing?

COD

with scott

R u home?

At the gym.

Stiles had figured as much, but he still caught himself sighing. They were in the Hale-McCall living room, playing on Scott’s family Xbox, both sore and tired from their shifts at work. From his spot on the couch, Stiles could hear Peter humming in the kitchen, most likely prepping for dinner. Melissa was still at work.

And Derek was at the gym. Snooze.

how much can u lift? Stiles texted, before his character on screen ran into a wall and he had to put his phone down. Scott side-eyed him, hard.

Stiles caught the tail-end of Scott taking incoming fire before his phone buzzed again. He looked back down.

I can lift double your weight, easy, Derek had typed, cutting to the heart of the matter.

Stiles pinkened.

for how long?

For as long as it takes. Derek replied. it’s your endurance we need to work on, if anything.

Stiles could taste the sharp edge of Derek’s condescension on his tongue. Something inside him went molten-hot, liquified, like the liquid wax of a burning candle.

maybe you should take me to the gym with you, he typed, squirming at just the thought of it. Derek all sweaty, the graceful arch of spine, muscles flexing as he lifts himself. we could be workout buddies.

Would you wear leggings?

Stiles readjusted on the couch, his leg coming up against his chest.

in public? no.

but I could sit on you.

on your back. while you do push ups

A bit too daring. Stiles bit his lip when Derek didn’t respond. He focused back on the game, hoping to distract himself.

It didn’t help much.

Scott huffed, throwing down his remote when they both died.

“What is with you, man?”

“What do you mean?” Stiles said, peeking at his phone again. No new messages.

“I mean, you’re not even watching where you’re going. You just got us both killed!”

”I’m just—“ Stiles felt unreasonably grumpy. “Bored. Can’t we play something else?”

“Like what?”

Like Mario Kart, per Stiles’ suggestion. The best part about Mario Kart was that Scott was—

“Awful, man. Just terrible,” Stiles laughed as Scott swerved off the road, twisting his remote uselessly, as if that were going to do anything while he wasn’t holding down the gas. “Honestly, it’s embarrassing to watch. You should just stop. You’re bringing shame to your family name.”

“I used to beat you at every game!”

“Yeah, in like seventh grade.” Stiles shook his head. “How’s it feel, Scott? To have peaked in middle school?”

“I haven’t peaked, I’m just—“ Scott threw down the controller as the track completed, screen flashing the stats. Scott in tenth place, Stiles in first. Just like the last time. And the time before that. “Out of practice. God, screw this. I want to play Skyrim.”

“Skyrim is god-awful on the Switch.”

“Well, then, I’ll bring the PS4 down here.”

“But it’s single player,” Stiles scrunched up his nose. “I’m not going to just sit here like your girlfriend and pretend watching you play video games is interesting.”

Scott looked offended. “Allison isn’t pretending. She said she loves watching me play.”

Right.

“Sure she does.” Stiles rolled his eyes. "We can just put on a horror movie or something, play fuck, marry, kill." A weird little tradition of theirs, any time they break out the b-rate horror films.

"Which one do you wanna watch?"

Stiles shrugged, "You pick."

He checked his phone again. Sighed for the millionth time.

Scott noticed.

“Who are you texting?”

Fuck.

”No one important,” Stiles said quickly, and put his phone face down on the side table.

Scott stared at it. “Is that a new phone?”

”What? No.”

”It’s pink," Scott pointed out. "Your phone's not pink.”

Stiles really needed to get a case for the thing. “Okay,” he conceded. “It’s a new phone. I splurged.”

The reaction was immediate.

”Stiles! We’re supposed to be saving up for an apartment!” Scott shook his head. “You’ve got to stop spending money, dude.”

Scott was definitely right about that. Stiles might not have bought the phone, but he'd hardly saved a dime since he’d started his job. He’d been too busy buying— well. You know.

As if summoned by the thought of his underwear alone, Stiles' phone (finally, finally) buzzed. Stiles had moved before his brain had fully processed the sound, snatching his phone up from the table on reflex.

Stay put. I’ll be there in 10.

Stiles’ cheeks darkened to a fire-engine red. Uh-oh.

#siyw #am open to suggestions!! especially that first 300 words or so #I’ve written this beginning so many times I ended up just leaving it the way it is to finish the actual meat of the story #sterek

[mischiefashale]

If all of these people turning into mist is supposed to be an explanation for why Alison isn't dead then she should have turned into damn mist too.

I wish these guys remembered that the light comes from the same place as the music. I wish to see these battles.

Remember who you are. Is this the Lion King?

Eli wolfing out for the first time right after he loses his dad is a much better narrative.

OMG Allison is about to push Scott off of Pride Rock bahahaha. Lion King indeed.

Of course he would stab himself instead of just knocking her out.

Jackson continues to give me life.

Peter Hale crawling around sniffing on pride Rock is going to live rent free in my head forever.

He had to be that close to the ground to smell blood? I don't even care it's just amazing.

"don't fight the Oni, kill them." Leave it to Lydia to be the voice of reason.

He knew that was the plan and still stabbed himself anyways. Oh for the love of God.

Lydias love of chemistry is showing.

How did Jackson not know that Rowan trees become mountain ash?

Okay fine I can ship Malia and parish as long as it means her getting a man who's on her level.

"Then I'm definitely not dying tonight.." lol

She should be having flashbacks to her sewing Scott up.

This shit is killing me.

That wolfsbane should have gone to his heart and killed him already.

He's definitely gonna stick his claws in her neck.

I love Derek's excitement at Eli learning to heal.

Yassss obligatory lacrosse scene.

So is BH big enough for a college or did they walk across Beacon County.

Supposed to be dead is now just "starting to become a recurring theme" STARTING!?!?!

Omfg it's been awhile since I read spoilers I forgot it's HARRIS as the big bad. HARRIS!?!?!!

I hope someone punches Jeff Davis.

Omfg I have so many better Ally resurrection stories.

Only responds to fire and the wolfsbane you shit him with! FFS

What in the fucking rewrite of canon is happening here?

You want to live or not? With a road flare? I guess it makes sense since he almost died by one oh wait and there's the flashbacks.

That is Def Stiles Jr

And then she just leaves to find her dad? Like omg maybe stick together.

Jeff Davis really has no qualms about giving big grown up feelings to emotionally stunted children.

Jackson can touch mountain ash now?

Omfg yes it is HARRIS. I can't decide if it's Pete Jackson to not remember the teacher that had a hard-on for him or not.

But I am dying at Jackson being like I was in London for all of that.

I'm also loving the look on a coach's face as soon as he see Scott McCall. "you are not ruining this for me."

HE IS NOT PLAYING LAX! NO NO NO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? Why is this Coaches solution?

We all know that should say number 24.

If I didn't hate this narrative so much I would think that Harris would be actually a good villain.

Coyotes breaking into the house is why Derek doesn't transform? I would most certainly think that the smell of a predator like a werewolf would have kept the coyotes at Bay.

And why wasn't Derek turning into a wolf all the time to let his son play with him and his puppy self.

I hate that this is the reason she left Stiles.

How the fuck is Harris alive? Tho?

Bahahaha Greenburg.

But really was there a reason that Scott had to join him on the field?

Of course Scott can take being stabbed legitimately in the heart and still talk but Peter gets a little cut on the hand and he's down for the count.

Omg Malia is my favorite. "Okay what do you need? You need a pep talk one of those you can do this speeches? I don't do speeches I don't do pep talks. I'm not here to boost your ego. And I'm not going to be your cheerleader. So whatever you need to do to get your shit together, you're going to do this for yourself, and you got to do this right now."

#teen wolf the movie #anti teen wolf the movie #malia tate #eli hale #allison argent #derek hale #peter hale #chris argent

[thebigoblin]

Hey! X, Y and Z for the fanfic ask game, please. Thanks.😘

Hiii!! You came into my ask box and decided to make me suffer huh 😂

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Lmaoo I don't even know. Stiles perhaps? Stiles and Peter Parker. They're both similar and I love the way that they can be put down, but when they come back up again they're better than everyone else if they so choose to be. Does that make sense? I think not. Um, how do I explain this?! Okay, okay, so I think that these two are the perfect nerdy girls from movies who get bullied but come back like whoa.

(If anyone was expecting the answer to be Derek, then I like to make him suffer with conversations with Stiles, and with showers of compliments and good things)

Y: A character you want to protect.

Derek Hale! Derek Hale needs to be protected at all costs. I just want him to be happy. I want him to turn that frown upside down. I want him to smile that megawatt sunshine smile that Tyler does, with all his bunny teeth glory and the eye crinkles. I just want Derek Hale to be happy with his life, okay?

Z: Major character death—do you ever write/read it? Is there a character whose death you can't tolerate?

I can't have Derek or Stiles die! At least not permanently/unless it's from old age.

As for reading/writing MCD... I think I have written one such fic? It was short tho, less than 1k, and they died of old age anyways soo. Reading... I don't like to hurt myself like this 😂 but I have read the Soft Epilogue by @troubleiwant and even recced it... I can't find the post just now, but it should be there under the tag "my sterek fic recs". I'll tag this one the same ig and then I will be able to find it?? Found it!!! The post is here.

But yeah. MCD is not for me unless it's a temporary thing, or you know, a hopeful ending. I just now remembered this amazing MCU fic, set post-Endgame, where Peter comes to terms with his grief about Tony Stark. It's I. AM. SPIDER-MAN. I love this fic so so much!!! It has SI field trip + identity reveal + so so many good things!!! If you're an MCU fan, you've got to read this.

#answered ask #novemberhush #thank you for the ask! #even if it hurt me 😂

[clotpolesonly]

Lol love you, what about 11, 19, 21, and/or 30?

11) fandom you enjoyed writing for the most this year

the vast majority of my fic-writing this year has been for Teen Wolf, unsurprisingly (i think 22 TW fics this year?), with brief forays back into Merlin and one quick trip into Captive Prince which was as fun as it was nerve-wracking, lol. so i think i’m gonna have to go with Teen Wolf ;D

19) any new fics to start next year

oh i have PLENTY of new fics to start in the coming year!!! i haven’t written anything in the last month cuz i’m a little worn out, but i’m determined to make a good showing next year (and break 100 fics on AO3)

things i hope i’ll manage to write next year (take them with a grain of salt tho lol): 

Sterek oneshot where Stiles ends up at bridge club with his dad for some reason and keeps trying to get out of it until he sees Derek, at which point he claims an old lady as his grandma so he can keep coming back. grandma thinks it’s hilarious and plays matchmaker with him and Derek, mostly with embarrassing stories

Dallison rewrite of season 4 where Allison functionally takes the place of Braeden as the one helping Derek through his transition to human and empowering him when he doubts himself, with a healthy side helping of pls dear god someone actually acknowledge what is going on here and how traumatic it should be

Choose Your Own Adventure pirate AU where Stiles stows away on board the Hale ship which used to be captained by Laura until Peter mutinied to take control and threw Derek in the brig to rot so he couldn’t rally the crew to take it back, which theoretically should have options to play through as Sterek, Steter, or totally gen??? i haven’t decided anything on this yet, it’s a(n extremely complicated) pipe dream of mine

Dallison arranged marriage AU where Allison is supposed to kill Derek on their wedding night and open the gates for her family to come through but accidentally falls in love with him instead and can’t go through with it

Sterek AU where Stiles makes a business out of annoying other people’s enemies for money, and someone hires him to pester Derek but whoops he likes this guy

Sterek ghost AU where Derek has been haunting his house for years and then Stiles dies there and his spirit gets trapped there too

Sterek AU where Stiles is a siren and Derek is an asexual pirate and Stiles is not pleased that his siren song does not seduce Derek the way it’s supposed to (this one has a whole bunch of potential for actual drama/action in it and i haven’t decided if i want it to be light and silly or a real thing idk yet kfdsgjkdfjgh)

ANYWAY I HAVE A LOT OF IDEAS IDK WHERE I’M GOING FIRST YET

21) most memorable comment/review

okay so the comment that’s jumping out in my brain is the one on REM-DAC that said “from the first sentence i’ve been seeing this story in technicolor” and that is just WOW like the best comment i could ever have gotten on a fic like that where the world-building takes center stage and you really want everything to be vivid

(i think that comment is from this year......but it might’ve been from the very very tail end of last year, maybe, i’m really not sure XD)

30) favorite fandom to read fic from this year

again, gotta go with Teen Wolf. it’s practically all i read currently tbh, i tend to get really stuck in one fandom at a time and only read for that one fandom, though i’ll skip around on which ships i read for

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[sldiers]

pls lets all join hands n pray for this small tiny puppy that ngl ... prob just turned into vampire dinner yall. anyways . hello . it’s me, gi or g or whatever u wanna call me tbh im from brazil n the gmt-2 timezone , currently 21 yrs old n v sunburned n im here w one outta my 2 children ... jasper whitlock / cullen / hale ? honestly ... yall can call him whatever u want too thats too many last names but yea under the read more there r a couple of things on him , n yall can smash that lil heart button so we can plot things even tho i will prob message yall first bc im a crazy plot ho ngl but ok lets move on

ok so jasper is p much canon ? except not rly bc there wasnt enough in canon jasper to create a roleplayable character but u know hes mostly the same

was born in the 1800′s, fought in the wrong side of the american civil war mostly out of duty ? n when i say that i don’t mean he didnt want to serve buT the main reason why he wanted to serve was bc he wanted to do what all the men around him were doing 

but yea so he joined the war when he was 16 n climbed the ranks real quick .. also died real quick . turned by maria so he could help her run her army of newborns n all that which he did v well n for a p long time yall ... like 75 yrs or so

buT since jasper is an empath , he could feel every emotion the humans he fed on / newborns he killed felt, n it was v hard for him tbh poor bby n when his friend peter ( who he had let escape w his mate charlotte a while before ) told him abt vampires living a different n more peaceful lifestyle he got the hell outta dodge .. specially since he could sense maria’s distrust whenever she was around him n figured it was only a matter of time before she got rid of him like he’d helped her get rid of her friends a few decades earlier

ok so he stuck around w peter n charlotte for aproximately ten yrs still feeding on humans n being angsty n broody bc he could still feel their emotions as he killed them

until he met alice n she introduced him to the vegetarian lifestyle n to love n to hope :’-)

n they’ve been w the cullens ever since ? the end ?

ok for some personality details n funny facts : jazz is actually the 2nd newest veggie in the fam buT his control is ... not the best . since hes spent a loT of his life feeding on human blood switching to animal hanst been the easiest thing for him tbh . he’s had a few slip ups during his vegetarian life , but hes slowly getting better .

battle expert .. prob one of the most knowledgeable vamps when it comes to combat n battles n there r v few ppl who can beat him on a hand to hand combat specially when there r no gifts involved

has a preTTy bad rep around the community from his days of war lordship n feels v guilty abt them as well . touching his past is a good way to get him in deep levels of angstiness

likes videogames , wrestling w his siblings , history books , is v heart eyes abt his wife alice , has the threatening eye look down to a t n also is a sarcastic lil fella n makes some p bad dad jokes every once in a while ngl

ok n thats p much t for now on jasper ? once again if yall got any doubts or just wanna talk to me u can like this or just hmu so we can b friends ? ok this has gone for too long im gonna go now bye

#eternity:intro

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

Peter and Claudia were kind of partners in crime in school, like buddies, troublemakers, witty mouthy brats. They weren't exactly in love, tho they came to prom together. On Roscoe. And Claudia kind of got drunk and that way she met Noah Stilinski, young deputy just off the war. It wasn't love at first sight, but it was something. At the same time Peter never made his move, because he was afraid that Talia will kill her, because Claudia didn't know (and she knew, but welp) 1/7

At the same time, if Noah kind of died when Stiles was too young and Claudia was diagnosed with dementia, Peter would step up. and alfa be damned. Like I have that idea, Noah dies, Claudia is sick, and Talia wants Peter to marry some beta from neighbor pack to tighten relations, and Peter both hoping to avoid that marrige and help Claudia out. He came to her house, blured it out, she looked at him and went full “Ok, sure, fine, let me grab documents and let’s do it” 2/7

Talia was pissed, Stiles was pissed, everyone kind of didn’t get what and why happened, but well, it happened and Peter went even so far as to exclude himself from Hale pack just to stay with Claudia and not his kid. It wasn’t easy, like, he had to find a job, and Claudia did too, and Talia wasn’t that cruel to kick her beloved brother out completly. Stiles was still pissed as hell tho. 3/7

But after his mother’s condition went worse he became just bitter and it’s not like he felt being part of a pack, even if he knew what they were (end it even tho Talia really didn’t want them to know), and he kind of came to her once and asked why she didn’t gift bite to his mother, and she was a little bit speachless. After Claudia’s death Peret became Stiles’ guardian, and another thing came out. 4/7

Stilinskis always spend whatever hollyday Hales got together outside the town, like in tents, near fire and so on. So Peter took Stiles and Cora (because she didn’t want to be in the house full of relatives and was more interested in little camp trip). And, well, Hale fire is still a thing, but when Peter is back with Stiles and Cora, Laura snd Derek already run away and whole pack is dead and it’s kind of angsty. 5/7

Cora asked uncle to run, but he said true Hales never leave their territory, and, well, they stayed in BH. He did find Laura, but, kind of, passively-agressively told her that she is a coward and left at least 3 alive pack members behind, and asked her to think that they are really dead. Derek never actually saw this letter. Actually it was about Peter/Claudia, but welp. They together were really good and platonic and he did stay with her most time and was there when she died and pain 6/7

And even if this one hc never happened, Perer did this to Derek and Paige was because he never had a chance to get his human girl, and he was bitter and genually wanted Derek to try this way and don’t give up, but, welp, it turned out awfull, and i’m kind of really sory for my english 7/7

Oh, I like this a lot! Peter being Stiles and Cora’s guardian, and fighting to keep his little pack of three together, even though he’s not an alpha. I like to think that one day Derek comes back to BH and gets the shock of his life to find Peter and Cora and Stiles still here, still alive, and rebuilding the Hale house in the Preserve. 

#headcanon #weird headcanon #peter #stiles #cora #fic idea

[thedegenerateasexual]

chapter 3 opens with stiles lying to coach about scott's whereabouts and listen this dialogue really is spot on like the writing style i don't love but she's got their way of speaking down PAT like their exchange is so funny i wish i could c/p it all

OHHHHH MY GOD FIRST DEREK POV SECTION HELL YEAH THIS IS WHY I'M HERE

teen wolf is over but i still get new officially liscensed derek hale content. this is the last time

mostly this is a recap of the shit kate pulled in 1.05 but also he recalls peter being a prankster with a wicked sense of humor. tbh if only it was that instead of "manipulative dick"

he's still working out bc he wants to be ready to tear her apart ):

ok so he had the same fire dream as scott (despite the fact that he "never dreams" that's pretty interesting idk if i buy it tho) and apparently his woke him up at 3am, "the hour of the wolf" WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

oh, this is interesting: in his dream, he actually fought the alpha, and while he was thinking "i can't win this" his "wolf brain" (lol) was thinking: "Kill him. Before he kills you. Because he will. He will come at you and at you— / There will be many Alphas, other Alphas; each one you kill will bring another. There will be blood on your hands forever. This one, today; another one, tomorrow. / And on Wolf Moon . . . legions. / Humans will try to destroy you. / If they fail, an Alpha will succeed."

(im copy-pasting from the FFN version to paste long quotes lol i dont wanna retype them. bless whoever decided to do that im only sorry they couldnt get thru all 19 chapters)

anyway this sounds like alpha pack stuff? i would be floored if they had thought that far ahead back in season ONE but theyre doing jackson's parents so maybe they did????

aw, apparently derek has a sleeping bag. this poor guy i hope he's not too uncomfortable ):

OHHH WE'RE GETTING TO THE GOODS we're back to hale fire angst

gonna c/p a long section:

There are a few people I'd like to kill, he thought, but no way would he put himself under the control of an Alpha he didn't even know. And besides, what he'd told Scott was true: as a werewolf, he, Derek, might be a predator, but he wasn't a killer. There was a difference, and anyone who'd been born a werewolf and raised by werewolf parents would know that. Scott had simply been bitten, apparently at random, and if he, Derek, didn't teach him how to deal with it, Scott would wind up either under the control of the Alpha or dead.

Dead, because Derek would kill Scott himself rather than allow him to expose the existence of werewolves to the humans who lived in Beacon Hills. Scott had threatened to tell Chris Argent everything. That was when Derek had taken Scott to see Uncle Peter, make him see that the Argents were ruthless killers. Eleven members of Derek's family had died in the fire that had swept through this house six years ago. Men, women, children. Not all of them werewolves.

And none of them deserving of the hideous, fiery death dealt to them by the Argents.

like...oh my god. derek is truly in a kill or be killed mindset holy shit it's Bad he's like so hellbent on getting revenge!! his anger is using him, not the other way around! like sure  helping him keep control, because he wants it that badly and feels that strongly about it but when you are considering killing sixteen year olds There Is A Problem we do not kill children! that's bad! even the argents SAY they don't kill children and most of them are batshit insane!

would also like to take a moment to appreciate the "i'm a predator but i don't have to be a killer" bit bc that became his anchor in My Fanfiction instead of anger and i love that he says it as early on as s1, repeatedly, what a good choice i made

about kate: "cold-hearted bitch. if ever someone deserved to die..."

and then he immediately growls JUST AT THE THOUGHT OF HER and redoubles his workout routine efforts by switching his push-ups to single-hand so he can be Ready - "or the next time the fire came, it might devour him too"

good GOD we haven't even gotten to the kate angst yet and i'm already feeling #validated this was my exact interpretation of season 1 derek he's a fucking asshole because everybody fucking died and he doesn't want to be next because he's got to avenge them

more interesting werewolf lore via derek's internal monologue: "But that wasn't the entire dream, he reminded himself. I dreamed about other Alphas coming after me. Why? It' s not a crime to kill an Alpha. I'm a werewolf. The way we progress in status is through challenge. If my opponent won't back down, it's within my rights to take what's mine in any way I can. Even death." i...don't think that's how it works really? like by the end of the show alpha are implied to be more like parents and the thing to do is wait for them to pass and have the power be handed down to someone else in the pack like how laura got it after their family died. they're not animals and to people killing another person is a big deal?? i can see why among other reasons they decided this novel wasnt canon

he's so stressed he went out to jog shirtless (an important detail that they felt the need to mention) and now he's monologuing about how even though his life is horrible he wouldn't trade it for the life of a human for ANYTHING i love this born werewolf boy it's just so intricately part of who he is you can't take it out of him anymore than you could take the demon out of jesse he just wouldn't be the same person season 4 must have been so AWFUL for him ))))):

ohhhhhhhhhhh boy. "he used to work off all the extra testosterone by swimming laps. Tthat was how he had met HER"

i read a meta about this and it was not pretty i'm ready to be validated and also very sad

derek smells a real natural not-werewolf somewhere in the forest is it that white one from earlier why is there a wolf in california

haha then derek smelled scott ("spying?!") and got mad and wanted to shift, but he didn't because it's day and you never know who's watching, or plotting. "like i am"

this poor guy he's like so distinctly miserable

i don't really like the STYLE of this writing and i feel like the PLOT is going to be cardboard-thin at best but the CHARACTERS are coming through loud and clear so on that front it's very well done. i actually am enjoying myself a bit which i did not expect

#teen wolf #personal #on fire #derek hale #scott mccall #kate argent #kinda #eta: this book was written during s2 so actually them knowing about the alphas isnt that weird #but it IS weird that even in s2 they were sticking to the idea of kate having committed statutory rape #when JD tried to HARD to tiptoe around that little fact later

[stefymoon]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale & Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Lydia Martin, Kira Yukimura, Malia Tate, Theo Raeken, Liam Dunbar, Erica Reyes, Vernon Boyd, Isaac Lahey, Allison Argent, Chris Argent, Melissa McCall, Sheriff Stilinski, Peter Hale, Kate Argent, Cora Hale, Mason Hewitt, Corey Bryant, Jackson Whittemore, Deucalion (Teen Wolf) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Drama & Romance, Angst with a Happy Ending, Established Allison Argent/Scott McCall, Alpha Deucalion (Teen Wolf), Stiles Stilinski is Part of the Alpha Pack, Emissary Stiles Stilinski, BAMF Stiles, Hurt Stiles, Top Derek Hale/Bottom Stiles Stilinski, Eventual Smut, Slow Build Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Pack Feels, Alpha Derek, Alpha Scott, Protective Scott, Established Corey Bryant/Mason Hewitt, Established Theo Raeken/Liam Dunbar, Established Malia Tate/Kira Yukimura, Good Theo Raeken, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, stiles is just very very mysterious, and they all wanna know, idk what put in the tags without spoiling stuff lmao, Good Peter, Warning: Kate Argent, she appears later though, Dead Claudia Stilinski, all members of the alpha pack are still alive (for now), this may be a little confusing but i promise you it'll be good (i hope), braeden shows up every now and then but that's about it, tho it's hinted that she's kinda "seeing" derek, ifyoucatchmydrift Summary:

Deciding it’d be best to put their own personal wars aside, two hilariously different yet struggling packs band together to take out the enemies that threaten their town. Between surviving waves of hunters, a new Big Bad pretty much every week, the threat of a rival pack of alphas breathing down their neck, and a mysterious new kid showing up, the two alphas of Beacon Hills soon find themselves in very complicated situation full of mystery, love, friendship, and history that was never supposed to come back.

Can they put their personal problems aside or will their clashing personalities cause more problems? And what’s the deal with the new kid, anyway?

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Teen Wolf Season 1 Episode 11

Thoughts as I watch the eleventh episode. Note that I already know some of the things that happen. Obviously spoilers, not just for this episode, but later ones as well. It’s best not to read unless you’re caught up, because I know things all the way up to the most recent season. Anything in italics is either sarcasm or a really, really dumb joke. This is super long, by the way, and not just because of tumblr’s automatic double spacing. This makes the most sense if you watch the episode as you read, or read it after you just watched the episode.

All episode reviews for Teen Wolf can be found here.

Queue integrated recap. My comments on the previous episode can be found here, so enough about that.

“What is he?” His name is Unicorn Wolfman. A werewolf that contains as many sparkles as a unicorn.

“To me, he’s just another dumb animal.” So she supports animal cruelty too? Well, I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. She’s evil, so of course she needs to have an impulse to destroy all living creatures. It’s not like this is totally a villain characterization cop-out. I really hope they give her a motivation as why why she’s like this other than, “She’s an evil bitch. So, she does evil things and stuff so... Yeah.”

Do you honestly think it’s a good idea to stick your fingers that close to his mouth? Even if he was just electrocuted, he still has those pointy wolfy teeth.

“Is this a joke to you?” “Werewolves are real. Life itself is a fucking joke.” - Totally Kate

“How do you think I stay sane?” I don’t think that torturing another living being is what literally anyone would call sane.

“...Those are the real ugly ones.” Arguably, all werewolves that are about half transformed look ugly, not just the Alphas. I don’t know, maybe that’s just me. (I know that’s not exactly what she meant by “ugly” in this circumstance but I don’t care.)

Is she going to get pulled over for speeding?

“Me? What I see is natural talent.” Well, what I see is someone who’s ready to manipulate the fuck out of an incredibly talented young girl that does not understand all of the implications behind the werewolf vs. hunters fight. But yeah, the natural talent in Allison is apparent, too.

Yet another scene where Kate’s face is obscured in darkness. We get it she’s evil. How many times are you going to pull the same lighting trick to demonstrate the exact same thing? Do you honestly believe that won’t get boring? I can tell you right now, it already is.

“You wanted to feel powerful? This is your chance.” You can be powerful without abusing that power.

“Go to school,  do your homework...” What was that quote? Oh, yeah, “Study hard, be evil.”

“I’m not crying to get out of the ticket I just-” That sounds exactly like something someone trying to get out of a ticket would say...

“Just write me a ticket. Just fucking do it.” - Totally Allison

“Why tho?” - Totally Sheriff Stilinski

“This isn’t me!” Then who are you? Also, who are you talking to? Are you even talking to the Sheriff anymore?

Ye boye! Training session let’s go!

Why are you shooting an artist’s rendition of the face of Derek Hale when you already have him locked in your basement and you’re trying to find the other beta, not Derek?

He lives! (Of course he does.)

Just slap him right in the titty and tell him to sit down. That’ll do it.

He’s here to pick up Scott. Because he really likes younger men.

“You can make an exception for just this one time, can’t you?” “Not for you, bitch.” - Totally Deaton

Scott does not belong to you.

Oh, how dare he touch the ledge!

Hoo that mountain ash. What a classic.

If you were really a werewolf, you wouldn’t have missed Deaton with the chair.

Another thing to add is that are you honestly going to tell me that no one saw what Peter just did through the glass door and windows? No one at all? Really? Not a single person outside? No? Okay.

Why would Peter enlist the help of Allison? Not everything is about Allison, Scott. He’s probably talking about Jackson here, seeing that he really wants to be a werewolf.

One thing I almost forgot: you think that Allison is your definition of innocent and vulnerable? Really?

“I can’t afford a new one!” A new, life, girlfriend, new phone, or all three?

“Didn’t you say that Derek walked straight into the gunfire? It sounds like he’s pretty dead.” Well, if he were a human, probably. But he’s a werewolf, so probably not. Judging by the lack of wolfsbane reaction from Scott, it’s highly unlikely that those were wolfsbane bullets, just regular ones.

“He wasn’t going to kill anyone.” Source???

Okay, but if the ball hit him on the side of the head and bounced off him, then how did he pull that same ball out from his flannel and toss it to the floor? Furthermore, where was he hiding that?

“Can you at least consider letting him die? For me?” Stiles...

I bet she’s calling Peter, unknowing that he was totally going to bite her, and not in a good way.

Everyone talks about dad jokes but everyone forgets awkward mom jokes.

You know you fucked up when you did something so bad that you made your mom cry.

“...you can’t protect everyone.” “I have to.” Where did this sudden hero outlook come from? You really didn’t care at the start of this season.

“Come on Derek, you killed your sister.” Actually, Peter did. But ookay Derek, just sit there and let her think that you did and not the Alpha.

What kind of laugh even was that?

“Don’t you just want to kick those people in the face?” That’s the face of someone who is thinking, “Yeah. But I think I’d like to kick you in the face more than them.”

“Are you going to torture me, or are you going to talk me to death?” That was 10/10 sass, but during an incredibly inopportune time. I know that, by sassing someone who clearly has an advantage over you, it makes you seem like you’re not afraid of them and thus look brave. However, I also believe that sassing people when you are at a clear disadvantage is a really bad idea. I mean, do you want to get hurt even more than you already have been? If she really wanted to, she could kill you, Derek.

“I was thinking about the sex we had.” Oookay that’s way more than I needed to know.

“But the fire thing, that was fun too.” Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with this lady? Will we ever get a proper explanation for her behavior? No? I’m the only one who cares? Okay...

Yeah you roar at her. Unfortunately, there really isn’t anything you can do to make her fuck off, but you can always try.

“Oh sweetheart, I really don’t want to torture you.” If that’s true, then Derek being a lady is also true.

Who dis?

He’s probably one of the Argent family goons or something.

Why the hell is Scott sitting on top of Allison’s roof right next to her bedroom window? Dude, she broke up with you and has shown almost no signs of wanting to take you back.

He′s going to fall. What a dumbass.

Wait, if they’re just going to transition to the next scene, why did they even show that? To demonstrate how he’s still hung up over Allison? To nail home that Scott is just really fucking dumb? I mean, I guess that works, but there are other ways to show it than incredibly mild cringe comedy.

"They told me that I should cut you off the team. I told them that I should cut off my last remaining testicle.” Ugh. I understand what he’s trying to say, but that metaphor is a little bit too graphic for my tastes.

“You want me to take her to the formal.” “I don’t want you to, I need you to.” “Screw you. Screw you too. In fact, screw each other.” Yeah, that summarizes how Scott and Jackson interact during... however long Jackson is on the show. In fact, that’s how most of the characters interact with each other during Season 1.

“Do it 4 me, bb.” “Fk u.” Is the shorthand summary for this scene.

I like how Stiles is just staring at this exchange with his mouth open, looking slightly stupid. You do you, Stiles. You do you.

“What if I get hurt?” “Then it’s worth it.” “Bitch please...” - Totally Jackson

May I just say that Stiles looks really good in the blue undershirt and blue and grey plaid combination? Because it looks really good.

“I’m not done yet.”I think this summarizes Scott. Just in general, nothing specific.

"TFSkjhsgdkjdugkuguyslkhxkjl dance tomorrow? Yeah I’m great, I’m just skjshefkjahshaskjg formal. You. Asfriendsa. Justfriends.” - Basically Jackson.

“Should you even go? Do you have a date?” I mean, you can always go with Stiles...

“Do you have a suit, a ticket, a ride there?” Translation: Do you have anything for the Formal at all? “No.” Other than werewolf powers and “morals”, Scott doesn’t really have much going for him. I’m just saying.

Of course he agrees. I don’t think Stiles really does it for Scott, he just wants to try and beat the odds where ever odds are present.

“Ever heard of the phrase, ‘Don’t frown. Someone may be falling in love with your smile’.” If Lydia had Pintrest, I feel like it would be filled with these superficial inspiwational quotes and clothes. But the clothes are irrelevant to my main point.

Honestly, that just seems to support the general idea that you’re not allowed to be sad ever, which is pretty terrible, but it seems that general society seems to emphasize. Pretend to be fine, and everything will get better. Except it doesn’t.

Sorry, irrelevant tangent.

I hate how, every time that Lydia and Stiles are within the same frame so far, Stiles does or says something that inspires a lot of second hand embarrassment. It’s the worst. It’s like they purposefully make him look like a dumbass every time Lydia is near by. This changes as the series progresses, but I’m going to sit and be angry in a corner until that stops.

“Aww, don’t frown. Someone could be falling in love with you smile.” I love Lydia’s look of “Bitch. How dare you use my own words against me.”

Although, I’m left wondering why Lydia actually asks Stiles to the formal, despite the fact that she could very well just go out with some irrelevant jock guy anyway, despite what Allison says. Is there something I’m missing here? Or is this just forced Stydia fanserivce?

“Is this a 24-hour Macy’s?” It looks like she only picked two dresses so far. Calm down. Unless it’s less than a half an hour until closing, this should not be an issue.

How did Peter even know that Allison would be here? There are two ways he could have tracked down Allison, all of which are incredibly creepy:

1. He used his werewolf hearing to her voice and track her down, hearing her talking to Lydia.

2. He recognized her scent, and followed a scent trail to Macy’s.

He was already stalking Allison from the shadows from an indeterminate amount of time using either of the methods above, waiting until Lydia left Allison alone.

Yikies.

Who is he to walk up all doe eyed and gently critiquing her choice in dress, as if he hadn’t been stalking her for who knows how long and had just ‘happened to pass by’.

But Uncle Creeper is right; that dress really would look unflattering.

“It’s because I’m pale.” Why does Peter have the look on his face of “No sweatie. :) The proper term is ‘fair’. :)”

Honestly,m I think you could put any of those Sweatie memes onto this and I don’t think anyone would even realize it wasn’t a part of the original meme.

As a random aside, let’s give that a try!

Oh no.

Shit,,, what have I done.

FUCK.

Anyway, this needs to stop. Back to the actual review of the episode.

Ew now he’s being even more creepy. What’s his obsession with objectively “nice” skin? Was it because he was burned alive? Is it just another thing that’s just doesn’t make any sense and is never going to be explained because he’s supposed to be evil and therefore as creepy and irrational as possible? Judjing by the writing so far, I’m going to guess it’s the last option and not the first. Villains don’t need a real reason to be creepy and evil that’s just who they are. Just accept it okay?

Allison keeps looking around as if she’s trying to “subtly” find a way to escape. I don’t blame her. I’d be doing the same.

“See?” *staring intensifies*

“You’re not here alone, are you?” Literally she starts backing away from him. Just run away! Call the cops! Something!

Saved by the lady announcing over the store’s speakers that something is wrong with her car. An interesting mouthful of an alternative from being saved by the bell.

Wow, Peter is a huge fan of just standing around and quietly monologuing instead of looking at Scott and talking directly to him. Why? He’s a villain! Nothing he says or does has to actually make sense whatsoever.

Why is it that instead of just Killing Derek™ like she claims she wants to do, she decides to beat him up with more words instead of actually murdering him? Hasn’t she basically talked him to death at this point anyway? What’s the purpose?

God, speaking of the sweetie meme...

Kate doesn’t just reference the sweetie meme, she IS the sweetie meme, embodied.

Derek looks on the edge of tears. He may be grouchy, growly, and sometimes an asshole, but he does not deserve this!

History repeating. Isn’t that the theme of Season Five, kind of?

How is it that from this bullshit assumption of history repeating that not only does Kate get it right, but she gets it right? That’s actually what’s happening. She pulled that right out of her ass and she’s right.

God I hate that.

Fixing things with duct tape? Isn’t that the Stiles thing to do?

Season 1 Scott, stop pretending to be Season 2 Stiles.

“Pants off now.” Domme Melissa is in the house.   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“Stag. There’s a difference. Sort of.” If you can’t say what that difference is, then is there really a difference?

“...It’s the worst feeling I’ve ever had.” “...It does go away.” “I don’t want it to.” He wants that pain? Scott is a very subby masochist. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #SMMCCALLCONFIRMED

Thank you for bringing in some realism for this moment. There’s no way she actually knows how Scott feels.

“Listen, dumbass-” God I now know why everyone loves Melissa McCall. That’s what I want to say to Scott all the time.

“Just. Tell her the truth.” Honestly, this is the best relationship advice you can give someone. It doesn’t even have to be for a romantic relationship, it can be for any kind. Just tell them the truth. It can be difficult, yes, but you’re always going to be better telling them the truth.

Anyways, enough with serious talk. More of me being an asshole and memes.

“But when you do, keep that buttoned.” Ladies are a lot more likely to take guys seriously if they keep their clothes on. Especially when it’s in a public setting. There’s a lot less screaming an running away in fear. Trust me I know.

Already Allison looks like she’s regretting the decision of saying yes to Jackson. Probably because they haven’t even entered the party and he’s aiming to get shitfaced drunk. This is going to be quite the night.

“Scott’s not coming? Damn, my entire night is ruined.” - Totally Allison

Why the fuck does she think it’s funny/cute that Scott is somehow on the top of the school’s roof? Instead of asking questions like, oh I don’t know, how did he get up there? Especially when considering the fact that there are no other buildings near by in sight of the high school. Why is he up there?  Furthermore, it’s pretty dark out, right? How the fuck would she even be able to see him in this lighting that far away? Just because there’s a person on the roof does not automatically mean it’s Scott.

Just because it does turn out to be Scott is not the point, okay. The point is that she sees a person on the roof, assumes that it’s Scott, and is somehow correct, despite the logical impossibility of the situation.

Aw yis. My favourite part of the show. Stiles.

I love how it’s been less than a minute and Stiles has already nearly fallen over two times. That guy. I love that guy.

“I will not fall prey to society’s desire to turn girls into emotionally insecure neurotics who pull up their dresses at the first flattering remark.” Hey could you say that any faster?

Ah yes. Say that and then immediately fall prey to it. Graet job. You’re the good role model that every teenage girl needs.

Who’s the vocalist with the Bieber haircut? I mean, I know this is 2011 where almost every guy had a Biber haircut (I do indeed remember, 11 year old me in Grade 6. Oh how things have changed.)

Peter #SPOTTED

Now you see me, now you don’t. But seriously though, how did Coach miss the 40 year old man in the middle of the room? I understand that he missed Scott because Scott is tucked behind the bleachers in a corner. Unless this is a joke on just how oblivious teachers supervise school dances. Or maybe just to show how inobservant teachers can be when talking. But I don’t know. It still seems kind of unrealistic to me.

I feel bad for Allison. Jackson is probably going to ignore her the whole night.

Well, at least he didn’t ignore you completely, right? Right? (There has to be some silver lining somewhere.)

“Get off your cute little ass and dance with me now.” Oh shit! He’s pulling out the big guns!

“Interesting tactic, but I’m going to stick with no.” But why not? Don’t you go to school dances to um... DANCE?

“I know that beneath your cold, lifeless exterior there is an actual human being.” I love how Lydia’s all “Me? A human being? Bitch when?”

It’s funny because she’s a Banshee and has therefore never actually been a human.

Oh. So someone just has to say “i nuw yesmrt” for them to get you to dance. I see. Maybe I should try that some time.

“I see you McCall!” Run boy run. This world is not meant for you. Run boy run. They’re trying to catch you.

I like how he says it as MCCAOL.

“Danny!” “What?” “Dance with me!” “No.” “PLEAS!”

“mCAOL! What the- what the hell are you doing?”

Why is everyone staring? Can’t Scott just be bi? Why is that not allowed?

Oh they’re staring because they think Coach is being homophobic. You know what? That’s kind of progressive for 2011. Good job.

Wait why did that work? Coach was yelling at Scott waaaay before he started “dancing” with Danny. Surely someone noticed, right?

Of course he beelines straight to Allison right after instead of wondering where Peter went or what he’s doing.

Okay. So. Maybe that look Scott gave Allison was cute. Maybe. Don’t quote me on that, though. I’m not sure.

Speaking of the dance, goddamn that’s quite the opulent decor for a high school dance. I keep forgetting just how well-off the people of Beacon Hills are.

Jackson looks like he’s minutes away from keeling over and passing the fuck out.

You know what? This is starting to look a lot like how a realistic teen horror movie would start. Guy drunk as fuck nearly stumbles out of the high school during the dance and enters a forest area. Dumbass dude bumps into a murderer or something. Horror movie begins.

I bet you the “glowing red eyes” is just that asshole guy with the glowing earbuds. No wait, it’s too close to the season finale for that. I guess that’s where Peter went, then.

She looks like she’s trying to find Jackson. And some people are still convinced that Stydia is actually going to happen. (I know I said that I shipped it unironically, but that doesn’t mean I expect it to be canon.)

So he sees those glowing eyes in the woods that are making him scared, and he just goes into the woods instead of running back into the school where it’s safe(r) and pretending that nothing happened? I mean, if I saw creepy glowing eyes I would hide in a building or vehicle, even if I knew it would end up being ultimately useless in the end. At least there was an attempt to buy some time. Not this idiot. Glowing eyes? It’s time to go straight into the woods.

“I wanna be like you.” This guy knows almost nothing about being a werewolf. I mean, I’m not a werewolf, but I’ve seen many TV shows. Being a werewolf is not all it’s cracked up to be.

The fuck? Okay, there’s no way those clearly glowing eyes (which CLEARLY blinked) were from the Argent hunters here. No sir. No fucking way. I could at least pretend to buy the weird ass glowing earbuds Lasers look WAY different from eyes, even in the dark. Unless Peter was in the woods and being tracked down by the Argents and then did the bullshit disappearing werewolf act I could accept that. But there’s no way in hell those red laser things could look like eyes. Fuck you Teen Wolf. F u c k y o u .

“I don’t think I can give you what you want. But I think you can help me.” This is the part where Jackson should run for his life from this creepy man. Come on. I’m waiting.

They never officially made up. So Scott doesn’t have to apologize for making Allison upset or anything? No? Okay. Sorry, I was just wondering where the realism is, but I guess it’s nowhere.

“It was about everything you wanted to talk about.” “Shut up Scott. My feelings aren’t relevant to the plot and have nothing to do with fanservice, so we need to skip over that because this is a Teen Show™.” - Totally Allison.

“Do you promise that you won’t hurt him.” Wait, does Jackson actually care enough about Scott not so see him hurt? Is Jackson secretly... a tsundere?

“I’m going to take care of him.” You do realize that’s another way of saying that you’ll kill someone, right? That’s basic villain slang.

You just missed him. By a hair’s breadth you just missed him.

They still haven’t properly made up and he’s kissing her? What? Why?

“Why’d you do that?” “Because I love you.” *sigh*

Aren’t teachers who supervise dances supposed to make sure that the kids don’t make out on the dance floor? Am I the only one who would find Coach yelling at them to break it up funny?

“Jackson? What did you do.” “Oh not much. Just revealed the fact that your best friend is a werewolf to a guy who hunts werewolves. You know. Nothing big. Everyday things.” - Totally Jackson

Although, with the way he says that... It’s like Mr. Argent did some... other things to convince him to say who’s the werewolf... Like... whatever happened out there... traumatized him...

I knew Mr. Argent was an incredibly shady character. I just didn’t think he was that bad.

This must be the part where Peter corners Lydia in the field. He bites her in this part too, right?

Lights turn on for ~dramatic effect~.

Then again, it is Peter. He seems to have a huge affinity for unnecessary tension and drama.

Stiles doesn’t need to say it twice.

I thought that Peter just bit her. But it seems he also clawed her.

“I will let her live. If you tell me where Derek Hale is.” “Why would I know that.” “You’re the smart one.” Oh shit.

“If he still has it. If it’s still on. You’ll be able to find him.” Well. RIP Derek. Even though he basically already almost died. He’s going to almost die again soon.

“Are you okay?” He’s looking at the bus as though it’s evil. Maybe it is.

“We should really get back to the dance.” Yeah really. Who wants to have sex in a school bus? Be classy. Go to a love hotel instead.

Vroom vroom motherfucker. It’s time for some werewolves (AKA Scott) to die.

Why did you even make that clip slow motion? If you have just made the actors move slower, it would have worked the same way, except making it slightly less stupid, because the obvious slow motion edit wouldn’t be noticable.

Music: dun DUn DUN BUM BUM BUUM!

Well that’s the end of this episode. I’ll stop the end message here so that I can actually get started on the next episode.

#Teen Wolf #Teen Wolf Season 1 #TW #TW 1x11 #1x11 #Formailty