#how creepy the beast was

[queencaramilflinda]

Everyone during neverafter 15: oh my god these social interactions are going horribly they’re all doing so bad!

Me, neurodivergent and cannot read social cues: idk mostly these seem fine

#like… Pinocchio overshared for sure #but I didn’t think the rest of them were too bad? like they rolled poorly yes but the actual conversations went fine? I thought? #i at least didn’t think they were as bad as everyone else seems to think #like… with ylfa. when you are a young girl and you meet an older woman who is Like You and successful you are drawn to that #her questions didn’t seem invalid if a bit personal #like ‘how did this happen to u? how do u find the answers and the strength to be successful when your like this the way we are now?’ #that was fair to ask! there was a moment before that where they even clocked eachother as beasts! and then ylfa asked about Pib #which seemed fine to me. like she was genuinely asking advice and she got shutdown with like a one word answer #I feel like la bête did worse in that interaction than ylfa did #none of the stuff with gerard was really his fault within that interaction. Brennan surprised Murph with the read the cards outloud thing #he handled it the best he could under the circumstances #Pib did great. Pinocchio overshared but his intentions and actual words were sweet! traumabonding! #Rosamund did great! she was kind and she said what she wanted like yeah! not too bad! #i don’t think Ally intended to actually put dirt in the cookies Brennan kind of pushed that and I don’t think a lot of what he said was bad #I think ally could’ve handled it better in the sense that they could’ve just told the truth and been vague abt the questions being abt #the book but the stuff about being so overly nice and a bit unnerving seemed like an accurate and not very offensive way of putting it #even before they knew about the nihilistic princess cabal stuff they thought rapunzel was creepy #cienna talks #neverafter

[yahuanbk]

I'm playing Cassette Beast and I'm loving it. The combat is nice and even if the types chart was a bit confusing at the beginning, it's all easily explained and easy to Track down when you get far enough.

The monsters are amazing and the style is really charming. I really like my Sheepy and the friends are all really nice so far.

I'm only at like half the map explored (and not even that is fully Explorer so like 30% really?) And I really like the enviroment and puzzles, they are not hard but they are interesting enough to feel good when you do one.

I haven't found any Shiny, I mean Bootleg monster yet but I hope I get some before ending the game.

Most importantly! The I love the OST. The music is great in general but I think Beneath the Mask can be finally replaced as my favorite "vibing" song with Wherever We Are Now. I just loved it when it started playing and then siento like 10 minutes listening to it doing nothing. Also Same Old Story is so awesome too! Really, all the music so far has been great and I'm sure I'll keep listening them after I finish the game.

This is a great game and I really recomend this to anyone that wants a nice time playing.

#i love this game #the music is fantastic and I need help while listening it on loop #the archangels are a bit creepy and a bit funny because you don't expect how they look #cassette beasts

[katyspersonal]

What's your interpretation that the left hand of cleric beast is much bigger that the right?🤔

Well, like I've pointed out before, the only explanation I am seeing is blood ministration being done on the left arm!

However, this might get a little more interesting with the Cleric Beasts, because Emilia is also one, yet her arms are symmetrical!

My closest guess to why it happened is because of something Healing Church has been known to do with female bodies. Namely - do some sort of surgery/manipulation/operation on them in order to change their blood type into 'holy blood' one, which they are able to share with the hunters!

English localization team had to use term "groomed" instead of whatever this actually says, and this is definitely going into top 10 of my biggest headaches with mistranslations! As you can see from the Japanese script retranslation ( x ), the meaning is more literal, implying a procedure. I always felt like it would be a surgery on bone marrow, since this is where blood cells are produced, and doctors in Bloodborne could have learned to alter them into having impossible type of blood!

So, as a female cleric, Amelia might have had her first communion with the holy blood as a Blood Saint, instead of generic blood ministration treatment like apparently everyone else has!

I am still not sure why female staff specifically was the Blood Saints, since apparently blood vials are not menstrual blood, as we can learn thanks to Adeline:

Maybe it could have something to do with menstrual cycle, though, because of the whole cycle of moon vs menstrual cycle thing, and Laurence being affiliated with Moon Presence, and then Micolash also stealing his swag and basing his own institution on:

I'd say this is either some sort of deeply rooted superstition within the setting, or in fact, yes, the holy blood links to the Great Ones who put HELLA importance on blood and birth, so being biologically female is crucial for that link to take intended effects.

Ludwig is an interesting case, though! He was SUPPOSED to have blood ministration too, like Laurence or Cleric Beast of the Bridge! Why would not the first Healing Church hunter and the HEAD of their hunters do something so crucial? Especially since Cleric Beast of the Bridge drops the Sword Badge with which you buy Hunter Chief Emblem, implying that this beast is currently what Ludwig used to be? But his left arm is not bigger. In fact, it is even smaller. So I am trying to think of the variants of what had happened here:

1) Ludwig somehow merged with an actual horse, so his anatomy is simply no longer judged through the same lense

2) Ludwig is a leftie, and this is where he holds his Holy Moonlight Sword, so its effect would be a "remedy" for possible arm deformations

3) Ludwig is not a simple beast, but the one with a lot of Kin features, so his anatomy is simply no longer judged through the same lense (+horses are primarily herbivores, and Kin is associated with the flora in the setting, so maybe that's why he went horsegirl mode instead of getting something weak like antlers lol)

4) Ludwig is trans and actually was the first to get Blood Saint treatment rather than regular blood ministration (+we take Adeline's blood from her right arm, and notice that his right arm is a little bigger)

5) Ludwig is a cis man and was the first biological male who attempted to receive Blood Saint treatment instead of regular blood ministration, but that didn't take the intended effect because the gods Be Like That in the setting + his unusual visions and mutation might be the side effect of that and that's why Healing Church stopped doing that with male organisms. Basically, if a male attempts becoming a living factory for the holy blood, it will go "wrong".

6) Combinations of the above points

.....Okay, that went a little unfocused from the initial topic, but you see my points here! Thank you for the ask!

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Bonus ideas:

- Whereas Ludwig is holding the Holy Moonlight Sword in his left hand, Amelia also is grasping the Gold Pendant in her left hand. So maybe nothing was special about her, but holding a special item in the "effected" hand will remedy the asymmetry effect, and had Amelia not been doing that all the time, she'd be asymmetrical too?

- Amelia using recolored model for Bell-Ringing Woman for her appearance might be not accidental, but a fuel for the headcanon that she has Pthumerian blood too, and Pthumerians might simply evolve differently, or traditionally have different way they' go for the blood communition. Off the top of my head, look at Loran Clerics having same sized arms:

Basically, I can answer why Cleric Beasts and the huntsmen have asymmetrical arms, but not why people like Emilia and Ludwig broke the trend despite being the first in line to have blood ministration normally... Because I just have too many ideas, and my preference usually falls towards the most logical ones, but when there are equally logical ideas I become helpless :')

#bloodborne #cleric beast #vicar amelia #ludwig the accursed #bloodborne theory #bloodborne headcanons #use later #ask replies #i actually like the idea that part of ludwig's suffering is just great ones going 'bitch I said I wanted someone with MENSES for this one' #laurence would also not be above using someone as a lab rat but to his honor he clearly used HIMSELF as a lab rat as well dfsjhfdh #but Ludwig being actually the first Blood Saint is interesting! #he could share blood vials with his own knights right on the battlefield #i am just.. Basically Laurence and Micolash (ESPECIALLY Micolash) deeply resenting not being female works sooo well #I had that whole ass post about how creepy Micolash grew about themes of menstruation and birth and female organism in general #and like it scared myself so much that I legit had bone-chilling fear after reading my own shit that night fdshfhds #meanwhile trans Micolash would 10000% lack genital dysphoria and only want things like his former voice or breasts gone #the deeper you dig into bb lore the more you realize men of this setting tend to be really weird towards womanhood and all attached to it #it is just something I dislike to address because toxic fans tend to use it to bully Gehrman fans and tell cis men that BB is 'not for them #but it IS there too so #WHY I AM TAKING NORMAL ASS ASKS TOO FAR #no but when will it end? lol

[groundbreakingdot872]

Ever think about the fact that Uther fell in love with a corpse?

That Catrina was dead, had already been dead for weeks, when the troll strutted into court wearing her face

And speaking of the origins of their plan- the troll had likely scavenged the estate of Tregor after the invasion minutes after the event, kicking bodies out the way on her instinctual hunt gold

Instead of finding anything valuable, which the bandits had already taken, she found pretty personal belongings, too lesser for a thief... and the lady that they belonged too.

Brutally murdered maybe, but intact enough to be recreated, and impersonated.

Finding her manservant’s body fallen nearby made the idea too easy to conceive, a "Jonas" in hand and the personal items of Catrina ruthlessly ripped away, the plan wealth beyond their imagining was already in motion

And then in the aftermath, of the whole horrid, gruesome, embarrassing affair, when the rumors had died down enough…

Uther must’ve gone quietly, in the early hours of the morning, to visit Catrina’s grave - the real Catrina

Laid flowers, and shed a few private tears over the woman he had never met, but had strong feelings for, perhaps love. Her physique and voice had enchanted him, in more ways than one, and temporarily given him a happy out from the sins of the past

Though it must've unsettled him, that he had fallen for the figment of a woman, not even a ghost, and pledged his entire Kingdom in a heartbeat over a pleasant if pitying face

Although I'm sure the irony, of beloveds coming back to the present, wearing marred faces with a masked intent for vengeance over ghosts of his evils, must have eluded him...

#yeah that episode is hilarious - Uther eating shit and all! but it’s also incredibly creepy if you think about it... #I also really like the idea of troll being more of a scavenger and opportunist than a feeling being at all #Jonas must've been something she scavenged too - another creature bent to the wills of her plan #and poor Catrina! the *real* Catrina #the one with the the incurable bone disorder who'd knocked on Gauis' door kindly asking for treatment #who loved to ride and was especially close to her manservant #whom the troll had to substitute to provide a convincing enough cover #the thought that they were disrespected so much #even after death! Just *used* as shells for another plan and then forgotten afterwards #Catrina's name in the history books as Uther's wife and described as troll! - oh I know how *that* will be misremembered years later... #It's all just so cruel #If there was the way to memorialize the real her I would #and all the others on the show - scavenged and misremembered as “shades” of themselves #a classic theme on a show all about mis-identity #politics #betrayals #and lies... #bbc merlin meta #lady catrina #the beauty and the beast #jonas #king uther

[femcelhood]

How does anyone stand TFA the yaoi chins are too absurd to withstand

#at least the dated CGI of beast wars works in its favor #how empty the landscape is really amplifies the atmosphere of mystery of the planet #adds to that creepy feeling of how barren and lifeless it is even if that wasn’t intended #TFA just. looks bad

[bbraespam]

Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! NO ONE— Raven: ...Remember me? Dr. Light: ... Dr. Light: ......I’d like to go to jail now, please.

Previously: (1) (2) (3)

BBRae in Season 4: Birthmark

#Teen Titans #Raven #Beast Boy #Starfire #Robin #Doctor Light #bbrae #beast boy vs creepy #I am counting this one because: #Growth! #sidenote it's just cute how proud they all are

[distantsonata]

anyone wanna come over and watch me die in incredibly stupid ways @ dark souls. anyone. hey. c'mon. hey

#... this is why streaming was invented wasn't it #no. #I hate it #you know when I play online video games I'm like #FUCK that spectator count #and flick it off if I can #I don't wanna know how many faceless people are watching me #so creepy #have a face #and a soul #and a heart #and #;/ #milton keeps being a dick and attacking me (my feet) and honestly he's a strong beast and it's pissing me off #quit IT

[disorentedfae]

Yams

#my mom basically said that she thinks I’m worshiping angles and the beast from heaven more than God because I have a heavy interest in LotR #so I finally kinda-ish told her off on how she keeps saying things like that to me #anyways It then lead me to reading scripture of the description of the angle guarding god’s throne #and she said it was creepy. and I said it sounded beautiful #she didn’t know there was an able that even looked like that #so I showed her some images depicting bibacly accirate angles (which I think are beautifu) and she couldn’t watch because #they looked to creepy for her

[bonyato]

Sorry abt the occasional digiposting as of late, im coming to terms w/ the fact that it's starting to grow on me orz

#clenches fists. #wondertext #I started watching it w/ some friends recently..for nostalgia reasons in their case‚ but also to introduce me 2 the franchise as well #since it never rly was part of my childhood & i was curious as to what the fuss was all about hsjwjfj #Anyways i never rly took the events all that seriously since I thought shit was so off the wall it was funny But #after nearly 24 episodes i've found myself getting emotionally invested w/ the show at last 😭😭 it's been a journey #ive been progressively getting accustomed to all of its strange concepts . I think im desensitized at this point /lh #like evn the monsters themselves now have me like..ok...Youre not so bad after all. u got a creepy-cute kinda thing goin on &i respect that #(<- Used to find their designs unpleasant. still do a little bit even now tbh sorry But i do appreciate their uniqueness a whole lot) #But yeah i feel Like ive been put thru an entire character arc w/ this thang . #You should've seen the way i used to freak out during the 1st few episodes Everything was So Insane 2 me. it had me flabbergasted #it was like . Lighthearted charming OP song -> Children having a near-death experience in the most surreal way possible #-> Isekai moment -> We get introduced to the ugliest little beasts i've ever seen #-> They spend the rest of the episode almost dying Again -> beast transform into even Uglier beasts & go feral on each other #-> World's calmest most soothing ED sequence that clashes So Hard w/ the tone that was set during the episode it makes ur brain crash. #and thats more-or-less the formula that's been handled throughout the following episodes up until this point #but i suppose I've grown fond of it by now 🧎 I am a Changed man‚ i See the appeal‚ I Understand #well not rly prbablyBut at least each episode keeps me@the edge of my seat now as opposed 2 how i used to enjoy it in more of an ironic way #'tis nice honestly..I've become more appreciative of the kinda vibe the show handles‚ it's got a lot going on :} It's /insanely/ creative

[chryzure-archive]

actually, i’m still thinking abt a) that one post that mentioned that op dislikes the trope of “s/o out of control via a curse or other magic trickery and they are scary and want to hurt you, but you love them enough that you break them out of it” and b) the convo juno and i had about fantasy using abusive / assault-esque situations in an attempt to come off as romantic or dedicated or whatever, and i’m thinking about how……. it’s more effective when a curse like that immediately breaks the moment the person they love is in danger. because they love you—why would the person you love ever, ever make you scared of them? why would they ever hurt you? even with magic involved, you matter more to them than anything….. they would never, ever cause you harm or make you uncomfortable or anything.

idk, jst bugs me that novels (ya, especially) have a very casual approach towards consent—that they wave away bc of magic and fantastical elements—when really… you can have all of those and have it still be a healthy and consensual relationship. they act like the s/o hurting someone bc they’re under a curse is alright, bc that was just the curse! it wasn’t them! yeah, and if they beat their lover bc they’re intoxicated, that’s fine too, right?

#obviously there’s a difference between inadvertently writing these situations (bad. reevaluate your relationships and idea of romance) #and INTENTIONALLY writing them (bc you know what’s going on and you’re not endorsing abuse….) #but idk. thinking of that first trope wrt the bone witch and how kalen was under a spell and told to hurt tea #but he didn’t do it bc he would never ever under ANY circumstance hurt her #like!!! that’s what i mean!!!!! that’s a relationship where you feel there is TRUST #that’s why when azure is in beast form and is dangerous—he would never hurt chrysi bc there is trust there #he loves her and he instinctively knows that #am i coming across clearly? idk if i’m making sense or if this is a ramble #but i’ve been rlly bugged by this situation ESP in oua//bh #like that scene is kinda fucked up when you realize there was no trust or consent. it was scary. it was assault #i was talking to my friend and she said it was kinda hot right? then i said ‘idk. it felt like he was assaulting her and it was p uncool’ #and she stopped and reevaluated it and went ‘…oh my god you’re right’ #yep! i know i am! none of those ‘jacks sexy scenes’ are sexy… they’re just creepy and have assault-y overtones #anyway. i’m stepping down from my soap-box #memorie.txt #assault tw #<- since i discuss it in this post p heavily

[snekdood]

i just think hes neat

#im basically just broly if he was smaller and shorter and whinier with elf ears #so what im saying is im basically broly and kish fused dsfnbvsvdhgfshgdgfhv #kish minus all the weird creepy shit #maybe links in there too. oh oh and beast boy obvs. #idk who else #maybe a hint of goku bc im worried i have the same dumb drive to challenge myself and push my limits or whatever #at least i wont endanger my family............................................................ right? right??? #my bf was wondering why i identify w broly bc of him blowing up that one planet or whatever #(never mind the entire galaxy he blew up tho ig) but thats obviously not the reason. #its the whole 'becoming an invincible destructive force of nature that has bouts of wanting to Break Things often and usually bc #of being pushed to that edge by other people' thing #you dont get it u-u i need to go to one of those places where i can SMASH shit u--u. im just that kinda guy u---u. #and sometimes it is fun to imagine smashing ur enemies even though you probably would never do that and in fact imagining it #satisfies you enough kinda deal yaknow #as cheesy and on brand as it is for me rn i just love destroying shit and i always have im sorry im this way blame god ik i have been #maybe he shouldnt have made the sound of rocks crumbling and glass breaking etc sound so good huh? ya ever think of that?? #anyways i find when i suppress these emotions it just boils up until i explode which i think only leads to more of a chance of me actually #hurting someone instead. when i pretend to be cute and flowery and people pleasey- it only makes me more resentful. but thats the #only version of me people seem willing to tolerate. and i dont think they realize how much THAT makes me resent them too #im not an innocent frail delicate uwu bean i will literally eat you 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #idk. its not like i want ppl to fear me either. but sometimes it feels like thats the only way to stop ppl from disrespecting me #maybe if ppl didnt assume me being nice and Not trying to start fights is a sign of being weak maybe i wouldnt feel like its necessary #to intimidate ppl to scare them away from me. #i promise babe you are Not getting away with it- i just know better not to start a scene. especially among other whities like me #yall will be vocally violent about whoever behind their backs over and over and if im the guy who actually confronts you suddenly im #the only one being an asshole. im simply playing YOUR game with you. you wanna be dishonest and hide behind a fake smile then so will i #and ill just sit here and wait until you break. and then everyone can call you crazy and confrontational instead! #i hate white people (yes ik i am a white people... doesn't mean i cant hate the way a lot of white ppl act) #things could be so much easier if you weren't a coward and just spoke your mind about how you distrust me and how quick you were #to find reasons to back up your mistrust. we coulda ended it there and avoided eachother. but now we gotta pretend we like eachother ig.

[doriansbutt]

Liam Cunningham reading the script for the Last Voyage of the Demeter: a captain on a ship on a cursed voyage, you say?

#also #obligatory: #where was Gondor when the Demeter fell #anyway yes we saw the movie #it was okay #I mean I liked it as far as a stand-alone august horror movie #it was the right amount of creepy not scary for me #I’ve never actually read Dracula either so I don’t have the book ch to go off of #the Dracula design was interesting #character goes on about how he can blend seamlessly w men during the day but at night is a beast #okay so do it then…? #he never did

[instantarmageddon]

My favorite part of good omens 2 was the way that Beelzebub spoke to and interacted w/ the fly. They're just like me fr

#i would do so well in hell. i wanna be the patron goon of creepy crawlies #anyway thats exactly how i talk to spiders and wasps and i have on sever occasions accidentally lured unsuspecting humans over #to see what little creature im cooing at #only for them to see INCECTILE BEASTS 🕷️ 🪲 🐝

[amtrak12]

The shenanigans that Zelda gets up to in Tears of the Kingdom are just so... Time Lord. Like emo Tenth Doctor time lord. And also domestic Tenth Doctor time lord cause she STOLE MY FUCKING HOUSE!

#I mean it's prettier than how I left it #and I can still sleep in the bed #BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WOOD I BLEW UP TO BUY THAT HOUSE ZELDA??? #all while you were lazing around the castle keeping Ganon at bay! #... #What's that? #No I was definitely not buying houses and playing creepy matchmaker with crickets instead of tackling the divine beasts #idk what you're talking about #:P

[bbraespam]

Raven: I’m not afraid of you anymore! Slade: You might not fear me—but look who’s afraid of you. Beast Boy: ...Raven?

BBRae in Season 4: The Prophecy

#teen titans #beast boy #raven #the team #slade #season 4 #the prophecy #bbrae #beast boy vs creepy #this part always breaks my heart a little #but just imagine how beast boy of a few seasons ago would've reacted to this #like nevermore where she loses it at dr light or spellbound at cardiac #he knows her now and something is wrong #he doesn't seem scared of her he's scared for her #hang in there for tomorrow's post too

[swampthingking]

obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

#yea english is his third language #but my baby was studying nouns and adjectives like nobody’s business #jean yves moreau #jean moreau #tsc spoilers #tsc #the sunshine court #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #trk #tkm