#however. SOMEONE PLEASE COME YELL AT ME ABOUT BLUE SWORD HEADCANONS

[the-dot]

more blue sword shenanigans i like to think about, in no particular order:

1. harry bites into a peeled orange like an apple. "what?" she says, as her family looks on in horror.

"that's not how you eat oranges," says mathin.

"they are PRE-SLICED by NATURE," says innath. "WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT....CARNAGE"

"what the fuck are you talking about," harry says, but proceeds to eats her orange like a normal goddamn person

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2. kentarre: your brother is really hot, can i bang him

harry: as long as you promise never to call my brother hot in my presence ever again you can do whatever you want

harry, later: .....this is gonna be fuckin hilarious

kentarre goes up to richard, who is sitting with jack.

"you are very hot and i would like to bang you," she says in damarian.

richard, who does not yet speak damarian: ?????????

jack laughs until he cries. kentarre fumes for a minute, then resolves to teach richard damarian so that she can flirt with him aggressively and Get A Piece Of That Ass. he learns the curse words for many things. the first time he unknowingly says something utterly filthy in damarian and looks at her hopefully she is struck with one single clear thought.

"i'm gonna marry this nerd," she decides, and promptly asks if she can bang him, because that was her original intention and kentarre is a go-getter.

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3. "hey," corlath says. "does richard hate me?"

"????" says harry. "no??? i dont think so?? why?"

harry, internally: do i need to kill my brother

"haha just had a thought," corlath says. "it's all fine."

narrator: it was not all fine, however

corlath proceeds to be sad bc he wants to have family but it kinda seems like??? harry's family doesn't like him?? which is understandable, he supposes, seeing as he basically kidnapped an entire person without any actual reason beyond that he thought she Might be helpful.

harry, however, is having None Of That Bullshit, and corners richard.

"what the fuck did you do to my husband," she demands. "he asked me if i thought you hated him and now he's SAD."

richard: ???? what the fuck???? no???? i'm terrified of him???? why the FUCK would i make him upset

harry: ohhh oh dear

harry promptly drags richard into a room with corlath.

"neither of you dislike each other and i love you both and you both love me," she announces, "so make friends."

(they do, with her help.)

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4. this is less shenanigans and more Assorted Feelings About The First Royal Baby: corlath absolutely cries when he sees his son for the first time.

"he's so small," he says, barely able to even look at him, because he's destroyed things less fragile with barely a glance. "i'm gonna hurt him, harry, oh gods."

"nonsense," harry says, and pulls her husband closer so that he can hold their son.

baby tor mathin absolutely adores his parents. like, he cries and cries and cries when they aren't in the room, and his parents don't have the heart to let him, so he ends up going almost everywhere with them for the first year and a half of his life. everyone is delighted by this arrangement. harry catches corlath singing tor mathin to sleep more than once and falls a little more in love with him each time.

"my boys," she says affectionately each time, and corlath is so indescribably happy with his life that it hurts a little.

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5. somehow, the gang ends up somewhere with lots and lots of snow. three things happen:

a) innath, upon discovering that snow can be rolled into balls, slam-dunks a basketball-sized snowball onto corlath's head. it turns into War.

b) harry and corlath organize a snowball fight where they are on opposing teams, complete with forts and strategies and it kind of looks like an actual war. jack is both awed and horrified. it ends with no one the victor but everyone cold and wet. the king and queen disappear somewhere ""to warm up"" and predictably aren't seen until the next morning.

c) richard suggests ice skating, because somehow they have ice skates, and kentarre is delighted by the idea.

"KNIFE SHOES," she says, somehow doing backwards figure eights despite never having been on skates in her life

"what the fuck," corlath says, watching in horror

everyone who skates regrets it immensely the next day.

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6. tor mathin can talk to animals, and he loves them. all of them. usually this is cute---an exasperated isfahel will come up to harry with tor mathin's collar in his teeth, drop him in his mother's lap, and walk away in a huff because tor had tried to wander away from the camp a lot of times and there is only so much herding isfahel is willing to do; he spends so much time with narknon that she treats him like a kitten and hisses at anyone she doesn't like who comes too near him; he convinces tsornin to help him onto his back and ride around the city. other times he will excitedly show his parents a new friend, and it's a cobra or a giant, feral dog that attacks every human that comes near it but is an angel to the prince. corlath has about three heart attacks every time he hears tor say "papa, look, i made a new friend!"

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7. narknon......does not make life easy for corlath.

"i'm sorry," harry says laughingly when narknon is sprawled over corlath's half of the bed, and he would be more annoyed but he cares a lot less when she scoots over and turns and holds out a hand to him and they hold each other all that night.

"are you serious," corlath says flatly, glaring at narknon, who has seated herself in his chair at the dinner table when she had been sitting in the chair next to harry before he'd gotten up for a fraction of a second. narknon smiles a cat smile at him while harry tries valiantly not to laugh.

he gives up when he's trying to hold court with harry, not long after their marriage, and narknon is sitting on his throne.

("i do like cats," he argues later, while harry laughs so hard that tears stream down her face. "it's only that your cat thinks her purpose in life is to inconvenience me in every way possible, and i am fond of her, but she is a goddamned nuisance.")

#none of these are supposed to be serious at all #however. SOMEONE PLEASE COME YELL AT ME ABOUT BLUE SWORD HEADCANONS #I HAVE SO MANY #five tags rule #coming back to edit to get this out of the tag #bc. I Don't Like it #the blue sword #a dot original #Robin McKinley #dotty words #I guess???? this is kind of writing #damar series

[littlekiara96]

AU no one asked for (SWSH)

Headcanons for a Ballet School!AU for Sword and Shield characters.

Because I can and no one will stop me MWA HA HA

Some bits may be ooc, I didn’t want this to be angst but fluff and wholesome material.

I hope you enjoy, and if so, please reblog and share the wholesomeness, or even add your own ideas ! ^^

Staff

- Chairman Rose is now Headmaster Rose of the Rose Ballet School. He always encourages the students to do their best in competition, but without hurting themselves. He wants his school to be recognized as the best in the world, but he cares. A lot.

- When Rose watches his students dance during competitions or do their annual ballet for friends and families at the school, he always ends up crying like a proud uncle/father.

- Teachers are: Opal and Magnolia, both former star ballerinas. They were rivals in their young days, but now they sip tea together whenever possible.

- Opal mostly takes care of the younger pupils, whilst Magnolia teaches the pas-de-deux to the older ones.

- Oleana is also a teacher. She’s the one who actually shows how to do the most difficult positions, and gives night lessons on demand for those who think they need more exercising.

- Kabu teaches the male dancers. He sometimes gives small speeches about how one must respect their partner and take care of them.

- He sounds almost too romantic for the boys and they’re all slightly flustered and awkward by the end of it every time.

- The four of them are strict but kind, each in their own ways.

- Melony is the one in charge of making the costumes. Once in a while, her son Gordie comes to help her.

- They do bicker about designs, but they always end up with beautiful garments for everyone.

- Milo takes care of everything happening in backstage, be it the decors, the lights, the music, everything.

- The staff members helping him are a mix of Yell grunts and League staff. They’re like a little found-family of their own.

Older students

- Leon is the best dancer of the school. He is strong enough to hold his partners up in the air and his form and technique are top-tier, whether he dances adagio or allegro. Thus, he more than often gets the main role.

- His rival in the allegro is Raihan. He’s the best at holding his partners, but his solo movements are far more dynamic, almost brute-ish.

- He loves doing the bad guy’s part, though, so he doesn’t mind his rivalry with Leon.

- Surprisingly enough, Piers is also a great dancer. Although he can’t hold his partner up for much time, his body is very flexible and he’s the best at doing cambrés. He prefers the slow adagios over anything.

- Need someone for a sad, nostalgic solo? Leave it to him.

- But don’t tell Piers he’s got fans besides his younger sister. He would blue-screen.

- Nessa and Sonia are best friends. They applied together at the school years ago when they were still kids.

- They both dance beautifully, but Nessa is more of a solo dancer whereas Sonia loves doing pas-de-deux with anyone.

Younger students

- Hop and Bede are rivals, obviously.

- Hop wants to be as great as his big bro, but he’s scared he’ll never be good enough when doing pas-de-deux.

- Leon keeps encouraging him and saying he sees improvement in his form and technique each time he sees Hop dance.

- Bede having the “prince charming flare” (Opal’s words) doesn’t help Hop with his self-confidence, though.

- But Bede isn’t perfect either, and he much rathers having the stage all to himself than having to share it with a partner.

- He loves being the flamboyant villain against prince Hop. But he won’t ever admit it.

- Marnie is talented. She’s graceful and calm, even when alone on stage.

- But ohh boii is she a nervous wreck when backstage.

- She doesn’t show it at all, but it just radiates from her. And it stops once the lights are on her.

- Piers is so proud.

- Allister and Bea are the youngest recruits.

- Bea needs to learn how to smile more when dancing, but she’s getting there.

- All the girls keep encouraging her and saying she already has a beautiful dance style of her own.

- Allister is so shy.

- Although he was able to warm up to everyone in the school, he just can’t stand the idea of dancing on stage with people watching him.

- Rose had the idea of giving him small roles who could use masks on stage. Hence why Allister often ends up being the villain’s right-hand man, who is either Bede or Raihan.

Gloria/Victor/Protag/OC/Reader

- Gloria and Victor would be part of the younger students, anyway.

- Any OC or self-insert could be part of either group, according to their age.

- You can work from there to make any ship interaction you wish to see.

Bonus (potential ship interactions, non-exhaustive list)

- Once or twice a month, the teachers get together with all of the students, and everyone spends the day training however and with whomever they want.

- Every staff member is also invited to watch, and also give ballet a try, just for fun and laughs.

- Sonia’s Yamper is running everywhere like the happiest puppy ever, being petted and getting scratches by absolutely everyone.

- These “special lessons” are also the best occasions to dance with your lowkey crush.

- If Hop has a crush on someone, you bet Leon will tease him about it. Even more so if he sees Hop and his crush dancing together.

- But if Leon has a crush, Hop will retaliate.

- Bede will be a tsundere to his crush. As will Marnie, potentially.

- Raihan and Milo are complimenting Piers in a corner. Piers is a blushing mess.

- If Pier’s crush comes then and compliments him in any way, about any thing, he will die.

- Raihan will totally ask his crush for a dance. A friendly dance between friends.

- Bede and Raihan start a rivalry over who’s the best villain.

- When they ask Allister, he just plays with his mask and says they’re both great and he admires them, because they’re so flamboyant on stage.

- Hence Bede getting slightly flustered and both kids getting bear-hugged by a proud and happy Raihan.

- Kabu and Oleana give a bonus lesson on the pas-de-deux with a demo. Everyone claps in genuine admiration at their expertise.

- Kabu then announces the special pas-de-deux lesson that will now occure.

- The young boys have to help the older girls reach as low as possible while doing one of the most iconic poses of the Nutcracker without falling. The young girls get lifted into the air by the older boys.

- Now imagine who gets flustered by doing the exercise with whom.

- I mean, obviously all of the kids are being kind of shy at this point, moreso if it’s their first time helping or being helped by the older students.

- But have an example with Postwickshipping : Hop is helping Sonia, when Gloria comes and says “I want to do that with Hop, too...” with a small pout. And Hop almost lets Sonia fall. Or he does. Whatever rocks your boat.

- Want an example with some Piers x Reader ? Alright ; Piers is lifting Marnie up, both smiling because yay, nice siblings interaction is nice, while you approach and look at them with a small smile. Piers lets Marnie down, cue to you sighing and then saying “You’re so lucky you have such a strong, kind and beautiful big brother, Marnie”. Marnie smirks, because she knows what you’re doing, but Piers... he just becomes red.

- After the annual show for friends and families, all of the school members gather and have a wholesome afterparty. Any participant who wishes to may come up with a little choreography (or any kind of performance) and show it to everyone.

- Nessa and Sonia do a pas-de-deux together, with a choreography based on the concept of Yin and Yang. It’s so beautiful you could cry.

- Piers and Marnie sing a peaceful song they wrote together. He also plays the acoustic guitar as accompaniment.

- Bede chants poetry on Opal’s request.

- Hop and Leon rap together. It may be a song specifically done to ask someone out.

- Who am I kidding. Any of the performances could be used to ask someone out.

#the ship possibilities #you know I'm right #pokemon #swsh #ballet #imagine #crossover #alternate universe #headcanons #chairman rose #oleana #magnolia #opal #kabu #melony #gordie #milo #team yell #league staff #leon #raihan #piers #nessa #sonia #hop #bede #marnie #allister #bea #pokemon imagine