#i am becoming the joker

[darthcontusion]

"Gender: Identifies as Master Gundam" written on cover letter, resume otherwise completely blank

#wuxia lookin mofo #G Gundam #mobile fighter g gundam #gundam #g gundam 30th anniversary #if it's something like an app that i can't get excited over #i am becoming the joker

[fakeasmr]

#i am becoming the joker

[askaniritual]

the way the last chapter of this fic is fucking haunting me dude. not even the last chapter its like the last three chapters. everything else is done why cant i figure out how to put the rest of it into an order that actually means something

and i keep rereading the last chapter before that like hoping to be like ok we're getting into the groove we're figuring out how to order this random collection of scenes into something that makes sense and has flow and its not!!! happening!!

#its all written i just cant make it come togetherrrrrr #i am becoming the joker

[byronicbi]

The author of l*ightl*ark is allegedly latine/indigenous and her protagonist comes from a faction modeled after latine culture.... only the MC is "not like other girls" because the other girls are slutty, sexy, alluring, animalistic, and eat human hearts and she's better than them because she's virginal or whatever.................. because sure why don't we continue to just spread horridly demeaning stereotypes about latine folks, especially latine women in the year 20fucking22.

#the sheer amount of IRE i have experienced these last 24 hours.... #six figures and a MOVIE for this. #i am becoming the joker

[booperbeanv3]

dear ppl who put automated english captions into the regular english captions so they don’t have to make english captions. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF  🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕

#bean stuff #this has happened to many times #i am becoming the joker

[werewolfetone]

Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

#i hate them and they are ruining my life #do you have any idea what it's like to go to work and have to hear 'ya the harbour is dying because of the superyachts and there- #-isn't a thing we can do about it' #i am this )( close to becoming the joker but with superyachts #anarchism #greatest hits

[eve-was-framed]

this guy gave his pregnant wife an abortion drug against her knowledge and now a baby girl has health complications. he only got sentenced to 180 days which is far less than what republicans want to sentence women to for having abortions under any circumstances. but they’ll still keep claiming that abortion bans are about 🥺 protecting the children 🥺 rather than punishing women

#radblr #i am Ready to become the joker

[normalgerardway]

full video of mcr covering My Way by frank sinatra in jersey .. im fucking bawling

#and why he is so fuckinf Hot when he screams #i am becoming the joker but they Are the joker #gerard way #mcrnj #mcrnj2 #mcr newark #mcr #my chemical romance

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

I’ve seen a few of the ghosts regent ideas floating around, but pair that with adoptive dad Jason.

Jason adopts Danny but because he died, came back, and took a green soup dip Jason ends up accidentally adopting Danny in both the living realm and the GZ/IR. Danny being only 15 in human years and 1 in ghost years may be the current king, but he’s too young to be considered the formal ruler for events and realm rituals. So Jason has to take brakes from being the Red Hood every few weeks to basically put blob ghosts in a fancy circle and glare at unruly citizens.

Jason takes care of Danny and keeps the Bats from crowding and stressing him out. He also lets Danny help with vigilante stuff by working on evacuation plans, non lethal weaponry, medical training, and other things that won’t put him in danger or directly in the field.

Eventually the Red Hood gets captured by cultists along with a few of the other bats, all of them are tied to poles and fighting to escape their bindings. Then Jason hears what they’re supposedly going to summon, “The tyrant of the dead! The King of the Infinite Realm!” Jason stops fighting against his bindings and has to try not to choke or die again from laughing too hard while telling them they were about to do the stupidest thing they ever had.

The cultists say he “won’t be laughing for much longer” and to “shut up” and begin to summon the King. The entire area starts glowing green and the temperature drops, everyone can see their breath, the lights are flickering, and citrus scented neon green smoke begins spreading and forming a humanoid shape. At the same time the Red Hood vanishes, his bindings falling to the floor.

The cultists excitingly finish the ritual and while the figure is still cloaked in smoke tell it they prepared sacrifices for it. The smoke fades and standing fully armed ready to fight is the Red Hood. He tells the cultists to Run and that he told them they were going to regret this.

After Jason beats the cultists and the Bats get free they ask him how he did it. Jason responds by saying the King didn’t sign the Summoning permission slip so he can’t be summoned. This just leaves them more confused.

Jason heads back home to tell Danny what happened and that he should change the King’s summoning requirements.

#danny phantom #dp #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #jason todd #Just domestic ghost king stuff and domestic crime lord things. #Jason looks at Danny’s hair and eye colour. am I becoming Bruce? no. I’m better. #Jason after also adopting Dani: I’m what Bruce wishes he could be. my children actually talk to and like me #Danny and Jason bond over their mutual hatred of clowns. when Danny finds out the Joker murdered Jason he’s all like you can get revenge #ghosts can get revenge on those that killed them. you came back so you can do more than just haunt him. #and if the Joker dies when I’m still a child you get total custody of him in the afterlife. Jason… It’s time to hunt a clown.

[laithraihan]

#reigen arataka #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #my art #the sketches at the back were done while I was high so I am sorry for the messiness. but that tracksuit will become my joker origin story

[meenah]

"fandom high" like its monster high but with personifications of fandoms. i think it would be fun

#fandom high #grace post #i am very aware of fandomstuck #so. #fandomstuck #if someone points out this is fandomstuck to me again im becoming the joker #just make the fandomstuck designs into monster high dolls if you want to be lame bitches about it

[go-see-a-starwar]

The way this was supposed to be Hayden Christensen's week, the true arrival of the Haydenaissance. We should be hearing the crowd go nuts at every talk show he appears on, we should be seeing him doing dumb skits on Colbert and Kimmel, we should be watching his Buzzfeed puppy interview twelve times in a row, we should memeing his appearance on Hot Ones, we should be going wild from whatever modern Vader fit he wore to the Ahsoka Ep 5 red carpet. May the orcas find Bob Iger's yacht with Bob on it.

#bob iger when i find you #i am in your walls bob #i have a slim bit of hope that if WGA/SAG gets resolved in the next month or so #that we'll get some belated ahsoka press #but like i said it's slim #hayden christensen #is probably chilling on his canadian farm completely unbothered #i however am going to become the joker over this #anakin skywalker #ahsoka series #ahsoka spoilers #text

[kukekakuningaskris]

kris truly is always fidgeting with his hands in interviews, someone get this man a fidget toy

#it's become a habit for me to look at his hands during interviews and they just do not stay still for a moment #but also it's very relatable i am also always doing the finger touching thing he does and playing w my rings if i have them #joker out #kris guštin

[moon-lords-lower-body]

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

#terraria #i swear. to GOD. if we dont get a unique lunatic cultist theme. i am going to become the joker.

[nevada-got-screwed-over]

So funny how BGC implied that Simmons is almost 100% robot and Grif is almost 100% Simmons parts but the fandom decided no it’s just the left side (usually).

#rvb #red versus blue #rvb grif #rvb simmons #dexter grif #dick simmons #the logs #grif canonically has Simmons dick grimmons has been canon from season 2 #also as funny as the reds not knowing Sheila/Lopez are having a robot uprising is they missed out on some prime Simmons robot bullshit #hi the building across the street has had its fire alarm going off. for four hours. it’s 2 AM. I am going to become the joker.

[leclerrari]

charles you’re an angel, ferrari is a dog, you believe her like a god, she destroys you like she is, i’m sorry she’s the one you love, no one will ever love her like you again so when you leave her she should die, she deserves it, doesn’t she?

#cannot believe mitski said this word by word #i had the chance to listen to her new album just now and she drops this? unprompted? wow #also can you tell that i’m about to become the joker with all the things i’m reading because i am about to become the fucking joker #* changed the pronouns cause i remembered charles has always referred to this embarrassing team as she