#i am so serious……..i cannot do this anymore

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

my luck is so bad it is legitimately just cruel. every day literally feels like i am being punished for every little decision i make. it’s almost hard to believe and yet somehow i’m too dumb to anticipate this…?

#i have previously been burned by usps coming an hour early and not picking up my packages #i woke up at 4:45 am this morning and got out the bed fr by 9. i knew i should have had my packages out as early as possible. #i want to get paid for the items im selling as soon as possible. i want to get a refund for my returns. #and i want these people to get their stuff #yesterday usps returned a package i had sent out to me so its already delayed #i was in the middle of packaging everything up when i noticed a package was delivered #i meant to check my email to see if they sent me that bullshit fucking email claiming to have picked up my packages when they didnt #but got distracted #so naturally. my dad leaves (the only person i could ask to drop packages off at the post office) and only then do i see that dumbass email #delivered an hour ago #i am so serious……..i cannot do this anymore #it is like this every single day #like okay. if the rest of my life is terrible. if i’m losing my mind from social isolation. if my parents quite honestly hate me. #if i have no future and no hope. #if the only interaction i can rely on is friendly coworkers and patrons at the library. #if i have to spend my days off with basically only myself and my dog to talk to. #can the little fucking things go my way? like…half of them? is that possible? #i’m not even asking to have a happy life i’m not asking to be loved i’m not asking to belong i’m not asking for a point to living #man i just want the tiniest of breaks. just. two days out the week? yeah? can i get my fucking packages sent out on time? l #can i get to work on time? with no stress? can i not look forward to eating a salad all day only for my dad to have eaten it? #can i have a normal menstrual cycle? can i stop having back pain? can i be a little comfortable? can i time my birth control correctly? #this is just so exhausting. how am i supposed to do this for years and years and years #my grandma is fucking 91 #my great grandma died at like 93 #i can’t even do another year of this man #i’m dreading my 25 birthday this september #i don’t know how i’m gonna make it to 30 #let alone anything after that #my parents are in their 60s………it’s a nightmare to have to think about living that long

[heavenlyakin]

Suguru who is obsessed with lawn care.

The second you buy your first home with him he’s at the nearest home improvement store buying the newest model lawn mower and weed eater. You’re amused with his commitment, never really paying attention to it when he’s outside taking care of business. You let him have his fun every Saturday, hours spent outside while you catch up on tv shows and your favorite novels.

However, one Saturday morning you get curious and set down your book. You hold your warm coffee mug between your hands, looking out the window from the curtains, watching as he rides the lawn mower back and forth through your backyard, leaving behind perfectly striped grass. The sun beats down on him and you see the sweat glistening on his skin.

You smile, biting your bottom lip to keep from grinning too widely. You have to crane your neck to watch him out the mower up in the shed, wiping his forehead with a towel, but then grabbing the weed eater. He revs it up a few times, the muscles in his arm flexing as he goes.

You’re embarrassed when you meet eyes through the glass window as he cleans up the high grass around the house, his eyebrows raised in amusement. Your cheeks heat and you start to turn around, but Suguru’s unserious ass kisses the window and you, of course, kiss him back through the glass.

#is this crack or serious bc I TRULY CANNOT TELL ANYMORE #who am I #suguru geto #also do you say weed eater or whacker #I say eater clearly #this is so unserious but oh well #blame mimi

[ruvviks]

what a beautiful day to hate ai art and all its supporters

#personal #the weekly reminder to remove your ass from my blog if you support it i cannot do this shit anymore i am so serious

[bunkernine]

society if hoo had them at uni age and the lost trio went to chb and chiron is like "how tf are ANY of u alive and unclaimed". wilderness was just community college.

#on a serious note this changes a lot actually. annabeth and percy would not be in chb anymore so when percy goes missing #its like. a genuine possibility and fear because demigods don't make it that old. there is also some added time between tlo and tlh as well #further adding to jasons isolation as being even WEIRDER than everyone else. he also would've been praetor for longer so maybe the romans #wouldve cared more. this also does away with the plot hole of ppl not giving a shit that jason piper and leo (and dylan) straight up #dipped. introducing piper especially to a summer camp makes chb less appealing because they're too old for that and thus makes their #departure from chb make more sense in toa. yet also it opens up the possibility of new rome uni.... which i cannot see any reason as to why #leo would not go there!!!!! outside of being banned cuz he bombed new rome lol. but pipers sexuality arc works for college too!!! ur never #too old to find urself. but also this is the question of if you are able to relatively function in society (this is more for piper leo fran #and i guess percy) then why would you even fight this prophecy??? anyway lol them being college aged is perfect cuz percy is literally #going to a new place and having a new transition with new ppl... like u do in college LOL. now the question is would hazel still be 13. nic #is a lot older at this point and perhaps has the same age gap as bianca and him did 🤔 cant remember. but also don't know why hazel was 13 #in the first place lol. idk. in my college hoo she is just a senior in hs about to graduate from spqr and thinking about staying there or #possibly going to newru after seeing frank make the decision the previous year! SAD! #anyway in hoo. percy and annabeth are sophomores. frank and the lost trio are freshman. #but then in toa. percy annie frank and the lost trio are all graduating cuz percy got held back and Annabeth failed after tartarus fr. #but then also know that piper never went to newru and is adamant about going to mortal uni. and leo kills in newru but is bored. nvm i #forgot he died 🧍‍♂️ ummmmmm ok. ignore leo. and jason actually. so um. ok that really threw me off but are u getting it. that's when apollo #is like 'heeyyyyy i need help pwease 🥺' and they're all like 'dude.' #OK! #but also i ackowedge that this is a children's book and i am not its demographic so god be with you.

[robinsnest2111]

I need to stop saying "it's whatever/doesn't matter" whenever things go wrong at my expense and others try to apologise for having a part in things going wrong.

#most recent example. my father is currently fixing my room's walls #and he's handling big bulky insulation boards and knocked down some of my nail polish bottles. #they could've shattered since the fell from a decent height. it would've devastated me #but all i said was ''it's whatever'' and my father said ''actually it's not!'' #and tbh this is making me think............ #the way i so deeply care about my belongings but act unaffected whenever something happens to them #literally readily submitting myself to the harm it does to my brain and putting myself down preemptively in a way? #like yeah okay shit happened cannot change it now. not allowed to get mad over it. no use crying over spilled milk. won't fix anything. #like the most hardcore shōganai mindset ever. i wish i wasn't this way lol #(at least i'm not highly reactive and explode into anger and attack mode on the spot anymore) #(i can still recall when it happened and i probably scared off many people with my dramatic and hostile reaction. i'm ashamed) #(no wonder i didn't have many friends as a child. i was so easily triggered and overly sensitive #and depending on the trigger i either isolated myself or when others still kept bothering me i lashed the hell out.) #(i did do some serious physical damage to other kids back in kindergarten due to these outbursts on a few occasions...) #NO WONDER I RELATE TO RANDY SO MUCH AAAHHHHHH IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME HELP I AM REMEMBERING

[roachemoji]

ME EXPERIENCING THE SYMPTOMS BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE THINGS

#bo posting #i literalLY cannot catch a break #i cant catch a break i just #wanT #to #breTH JESUS #like i AHHHHHHHHHHH #holy FUCK #good fuckAKSDJHSHAKJDKJHASAHKJLSD #AUGH #i am full of rage right now #if one more thing happens #i genuinely don't know what im gonna do #like i am being so fucking serious right now at the end of my fucking rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i cant DO this anymore. #GOOD FUCKING LORD

[kittlyns]

Girls I am on the fucking brink for realsies this time.

#I am on Tumblr Desktop for the first time in probably years and first of all. it sucks ass #but also. what the fuckkkkkkkk is happening to me #somebody has cursed me. for real. #(pause to say I do enjoy typing on keys. I have missed that if nothing else) #anyways. so first. didn't find my debit card and had to report it lost and get a replacement that could take up to 2 weeks to get. #so no money for 2 weeks. yippee. #and like 2 hours ago my phone shut off for no reason and now I cannot get it to turn back on. I've been trying for 2 hours. #it's not dead. it didn't get wet or dropped. it didn't overheat. it just shut off and will not come back on. #so for 2 hours I was completely unable to complain on here. which is the real issue tbh #I have NO money and NO phone. I can't even fucking buy another phone right now if I had the money. #what's next??? my car?????? (probably) #but like. I can't fucking do this right now #what do I dooooooooooooooo #I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm sorry I know we're not supposed to say that anymore cuz positivity or whatever #but I'm so serious. I can't take another mishap that's gonna set me back several years financially. I'm so fucking exhausted #anyways!! sparkle on !!

[causticsunshine]

guys i cannot lie.... i have turtle brainrot

#i am cringe but i am free..... #the nostalgia bug bit me so bad after my friend and i saw mutant mayhem #i'm watching both the 2012 and 2018 series rn and i even rewatched the bay movies during my weekend... #cannot stop going through the rise series tag like it's BAD #i am even drawing them..... #tbf this is very in character for me like every few years i get mega fixated on some nostalgia media #it's just been awhile and i'm hoping it doesn't become Serious bc i got wayyy too much 1d stuff to finish #but also i'm not gonna limit my range anymore like all my interests already contradict each other? i just #don't post about them much here : #it's a dumb longterm anxiety thing me always caring about serving people and only doing what i think people want me to do #in order to appease the audience or w/e but tbh i'd rather come off as an artist who just Goes With It #even if it confuses people? in terms to the variety in content? #it's like everyone but me can do it but. no more! #if i make anything i'll probably only post it to my art accounts but we'll see..... #alex talks

[ofieugogyshz]

I'm so mad

I had a dream about some kinda-epic anime movie and I guess it had crossovers and groups with x color association (like how idols have x image color? but not specifically limited to only idol characters)

and in this movie, otoya was part of it, and, at the very end of it during a climatic battle scene, as part of the red color associated squad, Lance joined up too, and both of them got to meet

the image was so clear and colorful and bright in my mind and i could have sworn i'd see gif and image set posts on tumblr if i didnt realize it was fake upon waking up.

also the squealing/screaming in me could NOT be contained when they both interacted. i was squealing and kicking and trying to hide my face while also cheering. all of the feelings at once. like. they just had THE CUTEST SCENE TALKING TOGETHER AND WERE BOTH SO CUTE IN THEIR ANIMATIONS HHHHHH

there were also other characters that joined up in each color-associated, at least 5 diff color squads (note: they were not called that in the movie/dream, but idk what else to call it) and 5 "original" characters for the movie (ie not from other media like otoya and lance are) and at least 4-5 characters per squad during the final showdown. and during a scene when they'd show the ones who made up each squad in like one of those dynamic flash group poses, silver also got the tiniest of cameos, but that was also probably my brain/consciousness coming alert and injecting him at the association of "red" and "son" lol.

sincerely so sad and disappointed that it was not a real thing. do you know how badly i would love to spam this blog and main with images from that scene?

#anyways my son is cute and silly and dorky and precious and my husband is cute and handsome and dorky and i just think it'd be neat #SERIOUSLY IM SO SAD ITS NOT RL SO I CANT JUST SAVE IT ANDNUSE IT AS AN ICON OR BACKGROUND OR SAVE IT SOMEWHERE EVERYWHERE IM SERIOUS #SO. SAD. #i cannot put it into words well enough #also i guess i'll be on an otoya fc/gif kick for awhile bc of watching the movie last week or whatever and im SINCERELY SO SAD. SO. SAD. #i need more/new content and SL is gone and im waiting to hear about new lance content in pokemas and i just love them. my redheaded boys. #but one is my husband of nearly 20 years and one is my son who i adore and will protecc from certain specific dillweeds who deserve a punch #in the face and to live in the dumpster instead of his cushy bs #as my friend put it at the movie ''no. 1 eiichi hater' #(actually they said heavens but i like. one or two of them. kind of. sort of. ok only one and it's not even the actual cinnamon roll #amongst the trash heap that is heavens. i am sure someone else is no 1 but wow now this is making me glad i never got into this like when i #was a kid/teen bc man. i rly hated meta knight for some reason #i dont anymore but for the longest time it sure was a big fiery hatred for him LAWL i dont evej remember why?? i guess his ''do or die'' #training for kirby? wow. [or maybe it was displacement but we don't talk about that theory that i just thought up] #tag talk #anyways have some free lore #my idol son #my champion

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

I am not good at being genuinely mad at people. Usually I’m passively mad and it’s more annoyed than mad but like oh man. Genuinely upset?? No you gotta tread real careful

#my friends and I went to hang out today including the one who was like on my tumblr which really bothered me right #and like. that’s not something I’ve gotten over yet. i care about my life here and my privacy very much #quite frankly. i don’t think I ever will get over this. i am willing to set it aside. but I am not going to forgive this #a few days ago she’s like hey Monday let’s do something. and with my future in mind I’m like. fine. sure. #so this morning I’m like hey there r some pretty serious things happening I don’t think minigolf is my first priority rn #and she’s like oh ok well can we still hang out tho? and it’s like. excuse me??? why on earth do you think that’s more important than this #and then. plans ended up working out and she’s like hey. we’re good right? and I’m taken aback and I’m like what? #and she’s like r we good? we’re good right? #and it’s like. you have got to be kidding me. I’ve barely spoken to you and you’re asking if we’re good in the hopes this all blew over???? #and I’m like. I don’t know. I’m not actively avoiding you anymore if that’s what you’re asking #but it’s like. oh my god. it inconveniences me greatly to not forgive her for monetary reasons such as moving in together in a yearish #but also she is making it so incredibly hard to forgive her!! #i asked her for space and she decided oh well what if I keep trying to FaceTime her and just in general was acting like if she just kept #going on like nothing happened everything would be all good #like bestie my trust isn’t something you can rebuild. it’s gone #but she just keeps going and doing all these little things and it’s like #every wrong thing she could do delay my forgiveness she’s done #when I say forgiveness I mean my willingness to put this aside #but it’s like. u cannot just expect things to go back to how they were. that completely ignores the fact that something happened #like god start with at least trying to be my friend again. not my best friend. my like. good acquaintance #like text me. please don’t call. i would rather not hang out. just text me. join our group calls for a little bit at a time #just. small interactions. that give me the ability to leave if I want #driving me absolutely up the wall #soup talks

[vulpinesaint]

every day i wake up so happy to be aro in large part because i would NOT have survived a world where i was expected to have a partner and this is mainly because i am a Freak about sharing my space. like it's bad enough just having friends who i like. enjoy being in close contact with. telling someone "you can't sleep in my bed because then it'll smell like you after you leave and it'll make me feel sick and be unable to sleep. it's not your fault and it's not that you smell Bad i just can't have my bed smell like anything but Me or i lose my mind" just doesn't work out with what people expect of significant others and in fact it's bad enough to deal with when it's people who are Not your significant other 😭 same goes for "sorry you Cannot fucking breathe in the same room as me or i will manifest an ungodly rage against you borne of the frustration of not being able to sleep. no it's not even that you're snoring it's the fact that i can hear you breathe." and "if you bend my charging cord at Any kind of angle i will scream and cry." physical contact and quality time is awesome but i'm not equipped to handle any kind of prolonged sensory input that is not dead silence or My Own Stuff and i do not know how to say any of that to someone without it sounding Incredibly hurtful 😭 anyway being nonpartnering ftw sdkjg

#genuinely not a Specific Person thing either. if i have a stuffy nose and my breathing wheezes a little i'll keep myself up. #i breathe SUPER quietly at least when i'm Going To Sleep cause otherwise it fucks ME up. #and changing my shampoo fucking sucks cause my pillow doesn't smell like me anymore :( #i hear very small things and i smell things very intensely. and that's not good news for guy who is weird about sounds and smells #and would be TERRIBLE news for a guy who wanted to do the whole 'spend my life with you' deal in the typical romantic way #i know i am always saying 'i don't want to share a bed with someone' in relation to being nonpartnering. #i'm so serious about it though that's my worst nightmare i would resent someone forever and ever dkjghs #NOT cause it would be an issue with that person. just cause if anyone breathes around me or has a distinct smell. i'll cry #cannot emphasize enough that this is a Me Problem. and a problem that aromanticism solves for me by not making it my reality forever <3 #would i probably get better about it by desensitizing myself to it? probz. i don't fucking want to though lmao #valentine notes

[terrm9]

so

#how do you deal with #the only person you have EVER trusted unconditionally #like literally the only one you would always tell proudly about how he “would never” #how do you deal with that person keeping secrets for a majority of your fucking marriage? #personal terr #yes i am getting very fucking personal because my world has turned upside down and i cannot tell anyone because #well #the only person i have ever told everthing to with all my trust #is the problem #hehe #so i am screaming into this void because i know nobody is here anymore anyway and so i can write as freely as i want and there will be no #consequences #anyway if you have some serious tips on how to deal with this pls send them in #delete later #obviously

[the-acid-pear]

Vent. 👍

Undah da cut to be more wooou mysterious or something shit man.

Like I swear to God I'm not even doing that bad like I'm trying to be okay but it's piling up it's piling up John Kramer voice I'm sick of it all I'm so tired man it's going to kill me this year will be the end of me I talk with my therapist on the phone how do I explain this how do I explain that my overwhelming depression comes from the fact I'm literally stuck on a single room for weeks now because I can't afford to fix the light on my house how do I explain that I haven't visited my step mother in months because I can't afford a car (and I cannot go on bus because sensory issues and back health problems) how do I explain that I havent been able to get a Fucking Haircut (very big issue because of sensory issues too) and let alone buy clothes how do I explain that my life would be so different if I simply didn't have to live worrying like I'm fighting for my life every day and I'm stuck w a man who I constantly fight with I feel like one of my cats I feel like I'm going insane I'm trying to cope I'm trying so hard but how can I not be depressed when I'm left under these circumstances I'd LOVE to know.

#luly talks #NO AGUANTO MÁS SER POBRE. NO LO AGUANTO MÁS!!!!!!!!!!! #I WISH I'D MAGICALLY GET ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 #I DON'T WANT FANCY THINGS I DON'T WANT EVEN TO HAVE RUNNING WATER IN MY HOUSE TO TAKE A NORMAL SHOWER NOR WORKING GAS #I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE MATTRESS no wait i do care that's big part of my back problems #BUT EVEN SO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEAAASE I'M GONNA KILL SOMEONE I'M GONNA HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!!! #I'M GONNA STRAIGHT UP BECOME THE JOKER I'M SO SERIOUS I AM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT!!!!!!!!!

[feline-insolitum]

they dont know im having a bpd episode

#vent in the following tags!! dont read if youre uncomfy #i cannot fucking do this anymore im so serious #i thought i was over it. i thought i was over what he did to me #and here i am right before i need to go to bed fuming and having violent thoughts #i hate him so so so so fucking much #he promised he wouldnt lesve me. he promised he wouldnt hide from me on other socials/alt accounts #and what does he fucking do????? exactly that!! #hes just a fucking liar #i noticed when he stopped talking to me ask much #when he stopped dming me with funny videos #when he stopped showing me any sort of affection #i had so many episodes because of it that he never knew about #because whenever i told him i was having episodes in the past he would just ignore me #or be super dry #and it eventually drove him away the first time #im not sure why i even bothered with him a second time #i hope he comes back to me groveling and begging #so i can make him feel for once how he made me feel for 2 years #he wont but. the idea of revenge satiates me #ERROR 501

[upgradebitch]

s

#i’ve never hated being a broke bitch more than now i just got an offer for this gawjus place w this cool person and its over my budget i wa #want to bang my head against a wall sigh #literally why do i search for love like this #this could’ve been great really great i cannot i was this close to signing something else aswell WHY #to be close to ppl my age w my interests and have a relationship that lasts is that asking too much what if i never see them again #am i being delusional i think so but idc my heart hurts things never work out the way i plan ugh #but atleast i will be leaving the shithole i’m in rn #it could’ve been great #i can get more great things although not now and it feels like a fresh wound rn i’m just starved for love ok i need a hug i’m so serious #it was in the PERFECT AREA TOO #it’s okay it’s okay atleast it’s still london and not a town in essex where u cannot get a taxi unless u want to wait 3 hours #count your blessings girl call down #shit i’m sad i’m so childish fuck #literally i just want a solid circle of companions and maybe that wouldn’t guarantee it and maybe where i’m going can be the path to my happ #happiness but i’ve been miserable for too long idk if i can even be loved because i will just fee like i’m tainting them #everyone in my life is held at a safe distance and i don’t want that anymore i want someone CLOSE who doesn’t get repulsed or bored ha #this interaction has sent me plummeting into the depths of hell i feel ridiculous #my chest hurts so much

[yuri-is-online]

Why So Rude? (Or Yuu's BF Asks Crewel for their Hand in Marriage and What Happens Next Will Shock You)

For legal reasons, this is a joke. I have been dealing with a health issue of sorts (i am not dying so no worrying ok? just v annoyed) so writing longer stuff is escaping me at the moment, enjoy some crack while I take a breather. More can be found on my masterlist here.

NO (FLOYD, Rook, and Malleus)

Crewel has been in denial about this "relationship" since it started. Not that his disapproval is really going to stop Floyd, but Crewel 100% refers to him as "Yuu's ex boyfriend" much to the confusion of... everyone who hears that. They do find some common ground in their shared interest in fashion, but Crewel has never forgiven him for his behavior in his class OR his "stealing" Yuu's heart.

Rook on the other hand he didn't have too much of an issue with until he realized just how familiar he seemed to be with his home for someone who had supposedly only been there to visit you. The twenty page letter he wrote to confess his feelings to you didn't help either once he saw the few lines where Rook wrote about the beauty of your finger prints, but he knows his disapproval means very little to someone as obsessed with romance as Rook.

Malleus... is the King of a country genuinely hostile to humans and Crewel thinks he is a little too obsessed with Yuu for his own good. He is also not a fan of how condescending Malleus is towards his disapproval, but it's an issue that will be worked out eventually. They are fighting out of love for the same person, your safety and happiness is all they really care about at the end of the day.

No, but as a joke (Sebek and Jack)

I don't think he has anything against him really, he just wants to see how important tradition and the opinion of his elders actually is to him. When Sebek begins to plead his case because he does not wish to put a wedge between Yuu and their father figure, but cannot deny his feelings for Yuu Crewel's more than happy to "change his mind." He knows you will be happy and well looked after.

Jack is a solid partner, and he is a wolf beastman who speaks of Yuu as his soulmate, his one and only, his eternal life partner and- well. Crewel just can't resist a bit of teasing, he's always been so serious and easy to fluster about these sort of things. The sheepish look on his face when he realizes Crewel has been teasing him makes it very worth it.

I can't stop you can I... (Leona, Kalim, and Rollo)

While Crewel has faith that Leona has what it takes to save his home- he lives in the Sunset Savannah. That is really far away from the Queendom of Roses ( ; ω ; ) have some pity on your poor father he can't travel that far all the time it's bad for his skin. The pressures of being the partner of royalty is something he worries over, but a smug promise from Leona to protect you soothes his worries somewhat.

The flippant way Kalim talks about the assassination attempts is not the way Crewel wants to hear about attempts on your life or heaven forbid your death. Kalim is very sympathetic to this, he has no real argument against how ignorant he was in the past, but he isn't a child anymore. Just filled with a childlike love for the world and determination to make it better. It is hard to say no to that.

Rollo is too much like Trein. His request for your hand in marriage feels like something that the old man would cry tears of genuine joy over, so of course he hates it. Unfortunately he also knows how much this teen grandfather matters to you or whatever so the answer will be yes. At least he has an excuse to visit Fleur City more now.

Give me one good reason. (Azul, Jade, Idia, and Lilia)

Azul was such a good student that he should have zero complaints that you started dating. But he also isn't blind and dislikes being pandered to, which is very much what Azul is doing here. He does wonder briefly if this is a cultural thing and he is being insensitive, but he is still exasperated enough to not immediately say yes. The strange twinkle that comes to Azul's eyes at the prospect of negotiations makes him wish he had though.

Speaking of not being blind, what does the Leech family do and is it legal? Survey says probably yes, but Crewel remembers dealing with Jade's parents while he was in school and has no desire to feed his child to the shar- err eels. Jade immediately begins to sniffle, oh how could Crewel say such bad things about him? A poor innocent eel and blah blah blah. If Jade wasn't such a good partner he'd be cooked.

Crewel understands and appreciates the effort Idia has put in to his personal growth and he has no desire to shit on that... but S.T.Y.X. and the secrecy around it is no joke. He wants to continue having a relationship with Yuu and as soon as Idia reassures him of that he has no more objections.

Lilia is an old man, a war criminal, and a father. Of course Crewel has seen how he was able to live as a student while at NRC but his own credit as a father would be under fire if he didn't object mildly. Lilia has some fun with it and has a bit more respect for him for objecting. So long as the eventual answer is yes.

Yes (Riddle, Trey, Cater, Ruggie, Jamil, and Epel)

While Crewel does have some red flag concerns concerning Riddle's mother, he has no real objections to Riddle himself. He is a perfect gentlemen and the correct amount of nervous to be asking the question. He gets full marks, as if there would ever be any other outcome.

Trey is that sort of solid option that parents really love, but he also has that tight personal relationship with Crewel from his Science Club days. He lives in the Queendom and is tight with his own family there are few better places for Yuu to be.

While Cater isn't Crewel's favorite student, he doesn't hate him or the Shaftlands. He is also not entirely unconvinced that him asking is for a magicam trend but! He has no real major objections. He is more than ready to have two kids, as soon as Cater is willing to admit he could use a stable father figure.

I don't think that Ruggie would even suggest marrige unless he's obtained that stable, high paying job he so baldy wants and has moved his Granny out of the slums. It's the perfect time to ask for permission to propose, and while the Savannah is still super far away (r.i.p. Crewel's skin) he is much more supportive of the two of you and how far you've come.

Similarly to Ruggie, I don't think Jamil would propose to Yuu unless his personal issues with Kalim and his position with the Asim's had been sorted. He wants to actually travel on his honeymoon, and Crewel is very willing to suggest the Queendom of Roses. Jamil's ego is absolutely stroked by how Crewel had zero objections but your adoptive dad doesn't get to see how smug it makes him, Jamil saves the smirks for when you say yes.

I think that Crewel seems to like all of the first years, and Epel is no exception. Sure, his request starts out well put together and polite but devolves into a dialect that leaves Crewel with no idea of what he's saying, but he has a general idea. Of course Epel has his blessing, Harveston sounds like a lovely place for Yuu to live their life in Twisted Wonderland and Epel a perfect person to keep them safe and happy.

He already planned the wedding (Ace, Deuce, Silver and Vil)

I know what you're saying. Crewel approving of Ace? Of course he does! He was in his homeroom class, and Crewel has a soft spot for trouble makers from the Queendom, he was one after all! Sure he might have had some problems with him when you first started dating, but now, when he is deathly serious saying he wants to spend the rest of his life with you? Crewel has been waiting for this since he fist saw carrot head yanking your chain.

Deuce is a much easier sell, Crewel was always a bit harsh on his intelligence, but only because he ran a tight ship and wanted him to reach for the stars. Well he has, and he has you to support him through it, Crewel is so proud of both. He and Dilla have absolutely been hypothetically planning this for years.

While Silver's curse did not endear him to Crewel for his first two years of schooling, he really grew on him when you started going out. He's glad that you've found someone who loves you as much as Silver does, really he is. Unfortunately this means he has to plan a wedding with Lilia, something they both have been doing since you started going out and never talked about. Don't worry! They only intend to fight a lot little bit.

The instant you started dating Vil Crewel entered his mother of the bride era. The permission asking was less Vil wanting to be polite and more him coming up with a way to distract him and convince him to focus on designing the clothes. Thankfully it works and no one other than his dogs have to know just how insane the prospect of his two favorite students marrying made him.

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