#i change the names when it was aimed to someone we knew so it'd match the universe

[le-panda-chocovore]

Haikyuu Characters as things my friends had said

KARASUNO VERSION :

Daichi : I need more holes in my body !

Sugawara : I'll try to not kill the gays if I can

Hinata : I LOST MY CURRY

Kageyama : I spend my time stalking absolutely everyone.

Tsukki : People are trash.

Yamaguchi : I just- I- I can't put feeling on my words !

Tanaka : I really want to listen to violence !

Nishinoya : *confidently* Learning from your mistakes is learning from your mistakes !

Asahi : pioupiou AAAAAH piou.

Yachi : Just imagine if tomorrow I'd eat my dog T_T

Kiyoko : Fascinating . . . Tanaka why does your brain work upside down ?

Ennoshita : It'll put me in a great mood to see people getting killed ! :)

Narita : Karma is a little bit like Kageyama watching you in your bathroom...

#i change the names when it was aimed to someone we knew so it'd match the universe #i laughed so hard making this #i laughed so hard re-reading shits they said #i keep them in a list on discord because i loved their dumbass energy #80% of them were said by my best friend only #he's a dumbass and he's funny #haikyuu #textpost #karasuno #manga #memes #anime #funny #haikyuu incorrect quotes #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #shoyo hinata #kageyama tobio #sawamura daichi #sugawara koshi #tanaka ryuunosuke #asahi amane #nishinoya yuu #kiyoko shimizu #yachi hitoka