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@brooklynsleader hey
conlon
hey conlon
are youse uh
youse cool wit me maybe goin ta coney tomorrow? had a good day at the tracks an since its the weekend felt like havin a treat.
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sanchoyo · 3 years
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danny phantom 8-13 thoughts! again, under the cut bc I blew through 6 episodes in one go...
-LOVE THE WAY THE GHOST ZONE LOOKS. but theres fucking ghost cops??? ghost jail??? that SUCKS imagine dying and going to jail in your AFTERLIFE. danny going to JAIL WAS NOT something I expected. but seeing all the enemies together and work with danny to bust out. SO ICONIC I love that actually. and the thing about real world stuff acting as ghosts in the ghost zone is very cool.
-'there are some things more important that hunting ghosts!' mrs fenton says, about her husband forgetting their anaversary (FOR THE 18TH YEAR IN A ROW?? CHRIST) and not about, idk, their son clearly freaked out. she didnt even notice he was gone into the ghost zone!!! he might be a bad husband BUT shes not the best mom. they suck and I don't care about their relationship problems I care about these kids. danny doing his best to clean the house to keep his mom from getting mad at his dad?? hes such a good boy I want to cry, this is not his place, his dad should be cleaning his own shit up!!!
-maddie's butch lesbian sister is living my best life in her lil cabin. also being a snarky bitch to jack. queen. and her getting a 10th anniversary of her divorce. LOVE IT.
-mr. lancer being a cheerleader in his younger years makes perfect sense to me. king shit.
-dr. spectra's cat ears/mullet hairstyle?? sooo cute. I also just love the concept of a ghost just. sucking out people's positivity and feeding on emotions. a great villain. she put danny in a fucking diaper what the FUCK. and keeping it cold so no one would suspect shes a ghost??? INCREDIBLE. and her gay little blob sidekick. wlw mlm evil solidarity.
-JAZZ FOCUSED EP. YEAAAH!!! her first thought when she saw the ghosts was like 'omg i gotta tell danny :)' and her going to the teacher and also councilor trying to get help for him...shes just 16 but shes trying so hard to help him out :( watching this when youre younger I can imagine ppl are like omg annoying!! but watching this when im older im just like :( jazz baby im SO sorry </3 SHE BODIED THAT GHOST THOUGH. and the fact she didnt tell danny she knew surprised me. like, shes patient and waiting on him to tell her when hes ready!! thats so so sweet.
-christ the parents talking about 'PEELING IT LIKE AN ONION. AND EXAMINING REMAINS' of ghosts RIGHT INFRONT OF DANNY.
-'why am i so depressed and angry all the time!!' DANNY YOURE 14. i mean it IS a ghost this time, but...
-579$ top?? VALERIE NO ITS NOT EVEN CUTE IT DOESNT EVEN GO WITH THAT OUTFIT AAAA. tho this ep is called shades of gray..VALERIE FOCUSED EP FINALLY????! *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE* I already knew about red huntress from my redesigns, but I didn't exactly know what that entails or how/why, so, it's fun to see the Origins.
-ghost pubby! ghost pubby!!!!! why is the dog a ghost?? the implication that the company had guard dogs and got rid of them...what did they DO. is it just the unfinished business?? of not having that toy it was looking for?? god I hope so.
I feel SOOO bad for valerie tho, my god. her friends are shunning her for what, because her dad lost her job and she had to move??? horrible. (and the fact the dog wrecked the moving van too...) I also love how 'from wisconsin' on the package was an IMMEDIATE RED FLAG FOR ME. WISCONSIN=EVIL NOW. vlads so petty.
-it took valerie like 5 mins to get the hang of hunting ghosts and shes already a much bigger threat than his parents tbh. who've been trying and studying this for years. and a more valid reason <3 love her shes so cute and cool. new daughter alert.
-'i should do SOMETHING to help valerie' no shit danny???
-'who is that, awesome outfit!' -top gay sam moments. i was going to say. before it immediately cuts to sam kissing danny LMFAOOO. don't think I like that, it puts tucker in a weird third wheel position... the next ep involves them holding hands and blushing when danny's cold...URGH No. not a fan ngl. the trope of 'if theres a girl in a trio she has to end up with one of the two guys!!'
-right as I say that they take it to extremes!! and ember shoots him with a love ray gun that makes him OBSESSIVE OVER SAM. AND SHE TAKES HIS HANDS AND SAYS 'YOU DONT FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT ME, I DONT FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT YOU' and her saying she doesnt want to be together like this. and tucker saying 'i always knew you two would get together!!' dont manifest it tucker please. the show pushing for it so hard makes me not want it KSHKJKJD I KNOW its probably canon. it sucks though. im a hater.
-vlad just LURKING AROUND THE SCHOOL GIVING VALERIE GIFTS ASJKDHKJ YOU WEIRD PETTY OLD MAN GO HOME!!!
-EMBERRRRR YOU WILL REMEMBERRRRRR . this is the one thing I kinda remember from when I was a kid EMBERRRRR ilu. top 10 cartoon bops. sams being a hater. popular things are popular for a reason. mr. lancer also being a hater. also everyone wearing her color scheme ..its a really good look, the purple, black, and minty color...
-penguins exist in the ghost zone. confirmed.
-EMBER JUST SHOWING UP AT A RANDOM HIGHSCHOOL TO PLAY?? UNANNOUNCED, MID DAY??? girl get a tour schedule. make some money or smth damn. I know shes probably doing it for the power boost but. lord. anyway if your show doesnt have a concert scene/ep, is it even valid.
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-fellas is this gay. (she uses a GRAPPLING HOOK TO SHOOT OUT THE WINDOW AFTER SEEING AN EMBER VAN GO BY RIGHT AFTER THIS SHOT)
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-hey, she had an undercut at some point!! my redesign!!! was accurate!! in..a way
-I feel like danny has a lot of pent up aggression ngl, him being heartbroken about sam and immediately going IM GONNA GO TAKE IT OUT ON EMBER. I mean she needs to be stopped I guess But. jazz has the right idea he needs therapy and a HEALTHY outlet.
-tucker singing > my singing
-girls cant be gamers -tucker and danny sexist moments. her being chaos in the game OWNED.
-TUCKERS HAT IS A BERET??? I THOUGHT IT WAS A BEANIE. SAM CALLED IT A BERET. WH.
-it was actually nice of lancer to let danny retake the test, and he go to play games again. smh. epic cringe gamer moments compilation. and driving him home!!! I actually like him as a character. anyway teachers like lancer are SO appreciated. I was failing middle school because of mental problems, and felt so dumb and got embarrassed by teachers who would just get onto me instead of bothering to ask what the real problem was, but when I was taking my ged classes I had a wonderful teacher who kept reassuring me that I was smart, and I got honors!! danny is SUCH a little shit to him (understandable, 14, but) but seeing them getting along better and danny putting in effort. SO CUTE. THATS MY SON, STUDYING HARD!!!! and being so PROUD OF HIMSELF!!! 91!!! BITCH!!! A- is STILL AN A!!!
-'why dont they ever realize thats me in a dress' mr lancer i am CRYING. i realized.
-technus being my ghost grandpa who cant game asking tucker for help. bless his heart. his out of date old ppl lingo circles back to being endearing <3 tucker not recognizing him despite the like, lack of any kind of serious disguise...I do love their lil in-game outfits....sam being the tank rules. I like technus' spider design also. more characters need to be giant freaky spiders, imo.
-finding your gf a new host because she cant maintain her ghost body outside the zone? amazing. using jazz as the host? ILL KILL YOU. jazz immediately accepting a ride home from a guy she just met and letting him know where she lives. letting him IN THE HOUSE??? nooo girl no lets use common sense </3
-sooo cringe the parents were like 'good job for spying on your sister' tho wtffff. doesnt matter if hes a bad guy, thats fucked. everytime these parents BREATHE im like. these are MY kids now <3
-BAD LUCK BEING A THEME OF THE 13TH EPISODE. thats super fun. johnny 13 being his name is so. iconic. your last name is a NUMBER? also goth tucker. I actually love the look. everyone looks good goth. 'the ladies love the eyeliner and onyx nail polish' sam you are sooo right every man needs to at least try those two things. im a lesbian and I agree. same, danny, your bff is gnc af
-LOVE kitty's design. and just, the concept of a ghost with a bike. couple goals, except yes stay away from jazz.
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fruit-teeth · 5 years
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For the hurt/comfort prompts, number 5 with Scout as person B. Person A is anyone you like. I dont care just ... dad Scout is needed.
(UghkssiahiaolhGjgsv I got carried away with this because dad Scout fuels my soul...also I hope you don’t mind but I made the other person Sniper because that was the only other person I could think of!!! Anyway please enjoy!!)
5. In the middle of some kind of tense situation, B has to help A give birth to their baby.
Scout finished filling up the van with gasoline after some trial and error, since the act of filing the camper’s tank was usually Sniper’s job. But Sniper was already getting their breakfast in the cafe just nearby, so Scout had to fill the tank instead.
He sighed, looking towards the cafe and squinting. Sniper was taking an awful long time...they had to be back at the base within half an hour. What could possibly be keeping him?
Scout walked into the cafe, but he didn’t see Sniper around anywhere. Panic began to set in, so he got the attention of the cashier at the counter.
“Hey, lady,” Scout flagged her down, and she approached. “You see a tall, kinda skinny guy come in? He had on some shades and a hat— he was gonna order breakfast to go,”
The woman thought for a moment, before nodding. “Oh, yes! He went into the bathroom, I think. I have the meal in the bag already for when he comes out,”
Scout’s brow furrowed at that, and he glanced towards the bathroom. “Well, okay— thanks for holdin’ it, I’ll go see what his deal is,”
The bathroom was unisex, with only one room, so Scout just knocked on the door. “Snipes?” He called. “You in? We gotta get goin’ pretty soon...”
There was a long silence, and then Sniper replied from the other side of the door. “I-I’ll only be a minute longer...promise,”
His voice sounded unsteady and almost pained, and right away Scout sensed something was off. He pressed to the door, and he asked, “Is everything okay in there?” He lowered his voice a notch. “You need me to come in?”
Even though Medic had told them that Sniper wasn’t due for another three weeks, roughly, Scout still had a nagging fear that the contractions would start at an impromptu point. Sniper had assured him that everything would be fine, that the baby wasn’t going to come early, but it didn’t stop Scout from imagining otherwise.
Sniper went quiet again, and then the next sound Scout heard was the door unlocking. Scout entered, peeking inside, before he shut the door behind him and locked it. “What’s up?”
Sniper wasn’t on the toilet, rather he was standing and holding the sides of his stomach, rocking his heels uneasily. “Something isn’t right...” he blew out a breath, pressing his hand to his left side. “Something just...feels off,”
Scout went to his side immediately, placing a hand on Sniper’s rounded belly while his free hand caressed his shoulder. “Does it hurt?” he wanted to know, smoothing his hand the area carefully. Sniper’s muscles felt very tense, he noticed.
“Well...” Sniper pursed his lips together, unsure of how to articulate what he was feeling. “It does— but it doesn’t hurt that bad...” he swallowed. “I hope I’m not having contractions,”
“Yeah...” Scout pulled him close, kissing his cheek. “Let’s just get back to the van, okay? We got a breakfast waiting, and we gotta be back at the base real soon, y’know?”
Sniper nodded, wearily straightening up and stretching. He looked so odd whenever he stretched: the action always elongated his body even further, and now with the pregnancy his stomach looked hilariously out of place on his frame. “All right...lets head back out, then,”
They grabbed the breakfast bag and got back into the van, and Scout decided to drive since Sniper wasn’t feeling up to it. As they headed off down the road, though, Sniper’s condition woresened.
At first, it didn’t seem like anything was wrong, as Sniper was just his quiet self while Scout turned on the radio to find some good tunes to listen to. However, it was only a few minutes later when Sniper grimaced visibly and grunted, grabbing the arm rests of the seat.
“Oh, fuck,” he gasped, trying to control his breathing. He pursed his lips together, his hand grasping the lower part of his belly. “Fuckin’ hell...”
“Legs?” Scout’s heart started to drop, and he glanced over, eyes full of concern. “Babe, are you okay? Do I need to pull over?”
Sniper shook his head quickly. “N-no - focus on the road, please,”
“Oh,” Scout jolted, suddenly aware that the van had begun to drift out of his control. He settled his hands back on the steering wheel, but he kept an eye on Sniper. “Seriously, I can pull over any time,”
“I’ll be fine...” Sniper blew a long breath out of his nostrils, his nails still digging into the arm rests. “Just...keeping driving,”
They drove along for about another fifteen minutes, with Sniper occasionally groaning in pain and Scout trying to offer words of comfort and encouragement whenever he could.
It was then, though, when Sniper let out a sharp cry, nearly doubling over. “Oh, fuck!”
Scout whirled around to check on Sniper, and he reached over to grab his shoulder. “Hey, what happened?!”
Sniper opened his legs slightly, and he pressed his eyes shut. “No...ugh! Shit— the water broke! I’m—!” He suddenly looked up and shrieked, diving for the steering wheel. “Scout, the road!”
Scout yelped, barely having time to react as the van veered off the side of the road, skidding down the hill and into a patch of shrubbery, coming to rest within the thick vegetation. The force of the whole ordeal had the airbags going off, knocking the wind out of Scout and forcing a choked shout from Sniper.
After a moment of gathering their thoughts, the two men clambered out from beneath the oppressive airbags, grabbing each other tightly without saying anything for a while.
Finally, Sniper managed to grit out, “Jeremy— please, please call Engie and ask him to come out here and tow the van back to the base, because—!” He paused, inhaling sharply and grabbing his belly again. “Oh, god...”
Scout touched Sniper’s stomach with concern, before reaching up and placing a hand on his face. “Babe, do you need to lie down? God, I-I’m so fuckin’ sorry about all this, that was my bad, I screwed up majorly, I...”
Sniper cried out, his voice shrill and sharp, and he turned to hurriedly open the door to the living area of the camper, stumbling inside. “Shut up! It’s coming!”
The words snapped Scout back into reality, and he shook himself, trailing after Sniper and into the back of the camper. “What!? Right now!? Snipes—!”
Sniper came to rest by the counters, gripping the tile and groaning. After a moment, he shoved his pants and briefs down, breathing laboriously as he reached between his legs to feel. Scout hovered anxiously over him, unsure of what to do except rub his back and gingerly kiss the back of his neck.
“Jeremy,” Sniper gasped out after a moment, lifting his head. “C-check down there, can you see how close the head is?”
“Uh— okay!” Scout knelt on the floor, squinting up between Sniper’s legs. “Um...there’s...oh, my god!” he exclaimed, finally fully understanding what he was seeing. “That’s a freakin’ baby! The head is like— there!”
“What!?” Sniper shrieked again, trying to feel for himself before realizing Scout was right. “Oh, oh, god!” He felt another contraction spread through his abdomen, and he knew then what he needed to do. “You’re gonna need to catch it!”
Scout retracted his hands, anxiety spreading throughout his whole chest and seizing him, yet he muscled through it all and took a deep breath. “Okay!” He took a deep breath, placing his hands beneath the top of the baby’s head that he could see, trying to stop his hands from shaking so much. “I...I got it!”
With the next contraction, Sniper gripped the counter again and pushed hard, and he tried his best not to cry out again but a whimper still escaped his mouth.
Scout heard him, and he tried his best to comfort him. “H-hey, it’s okay! It’s gonna come out any second, keep goin’!”
Sniper just nodded, a bit dazed, and he pushed again, groaning in agony. “F-fuck!”
There was another gush of fluid, and Scout had to keep himself from shouting in surprise when the baby’s head was finally in his hands. When Sniper pushed a third time, the shoulders slipped free, and then Scout just pulled the baby completely out, trying to be as gentle as possible with the tiny body.
“It’s out!” He informed Sniper, who sagged boneless on the countertop in a panting heap.
Sniper caught his breath, and he lifted his head after a moment. “H-how is it? I don’t hear any crying...”
Scout didn’t answer, laying the baby on his lap, and he stuck his fingers into the nose and mouth to clear the airways. “C’mon, lil’ buddy,” Scout coaxed the baby softly, waiting anxiously for some kind of response. “C’mon— you gotta breathe, okay? C’mon...”
Finally, after a few excruciating moments, the baby started to whine pitifully before breaking into a full cry, color filling the little face. Scout’s lip trembled at the sight, and he began to tear up. “Thank god! Oh, listen to you...” he cradled the little one in his arms, kissing their forehead. “Hey, hey, it’s okay! I got you, daddy’s right here, okay?”
Sniper finally turned away from the counter, easing onto the floor with a loud, relieved sigh. He smiled, watching Scout bond with the baby for a moment before he shifted closer, peering in to look at the baby he’d just brought into the world. “Lemme see...”
Scout sniffled, tears still rolling down his cheeks as he handed the infant over to Sniper. “Oh my god...she’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life! She’s so little and cute— did we really make something so tiny and cute!?”
Sniper took the baby into his arms, letting out a little laugh as he stroked her head, watching as her little cries dissipated into small whimpers. “Hi,” he greeted her in a soft voice. “Hi...thank you for coming out of me,” he sniffed, pressing a kiss to her head. “Even if you’re a little early...”
Scout wiped his eyes, his breath shaky. “She’s ours...oh, my god, she’s ours!”
“She is,” Sniper put an arm around Scout’s shoulders, pulling him close for a kiss. “I...I love you so much,”
Scout eagerly kissed back, holding Sniper and their daughter as close to his chest as he could. “I love you too! You’re so strong— I knew you could do it!”
Sniper rolled his eyes, but he chuckled, turning to nuzzle Scout’s cheek. “Thank you...” he paused, before adding, “We should really call Engie, now,”
“Oh...” Scout pulled away, and he cleared his throat. “Uh, y-yeah, but shouldn’t we clean you guys up first?”
“Eh, I guess you’re right,” Sniper shrugged, and he pinched the umbilical cord to twist it off. “I can do that, though, you go make the call,”
“Okay,” Scout leaned in to kiss Sniper’s forehead, before leaning in to kiss their new daughter. “We’re gonna get you out of here, lil’ pumpkin!” He cooed at her, smiling fondly as he rubbed her little cheek. “We got nice toys and blankies waiting all for you, I promise!”
Sniper smiled back, and he took a moment to brush his tears away. “You’re gonna spoil her, aren’t you?”
“Only the best for this lil’ ball of cute!” Scout crooned, poking her nose, and she grunted at him. “Aww, baby...” he sat up, before reaching for the phone. “Can’t wait to brag about her to everyone!”
“Me neither,” Sniper pulled down a towel from the counter, bundling the baby in it and shushing her when she started to fuss again. “C’mon, Joey, you’re okay...you’re okay, both your daddies are here, and we’re gonna get you home soon,”
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widykegast · 7 years
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voltron overwatch headcanons
guess who has too much time on their hands. me.
lance: 
handle: sharpshooter (everyone makes fun of him in match chat befoew a game...little do they know...)
a widowmaker main. full stop
the first time he ran attack widowmaker keith yelled at him. until he Learned
he’s Super good when he takes it seriously.
does not, however, take it very seriously. hes here for fun, more than any of them
unless, of course, they are playing competitive
gets play of the game more than any of them
occasionally plays ana to let hunk play pharah because he is a good friend
will not, under any circumstances, play hanzo. dont ask him why
hunk:
handle: believeit (he played wow when he was young and refuses to change it (mainly because it makes pidge and lance angry))
likes playing pharah the most, but is often forced to play zen or rein (until orisa was dropped) bc hes either solo queueing or playing with his friends who dont know how to team comp
however, it is agreed hes allowed to play her on anubis no matter what and his team backs him up whenever they can because they love him
doesnt like always playing competitive because it stresses him out
“im gay but id date pharah”
pidge
handle: trnsgrlcommi
has the most hours on bastion. swears she isnt a bastion main.
also plays lots of sombra and symmetra and spends those whole games yelling into her mic about how gay she is
actually really good symmetra
gets play of the game most times 2nd to lance. everyone yells whenever it happens
taught matt to play bastion and has regretted it ever since
actually cried when she saw orisa
nearly became an orisa main like. 3 days in
shes got mediocre aim so shes not the Best but she knows when to use shit and basically becomes a permanant tank for like a month. then shes a Usually tank
keith
handle: ripmcr (”youre sure no one will be able to see this pidge?” “postive”)
talks to people like and plays with the attitude of a genji main. can’t aim for shit, so he plays mei. unironically
he left in the middle of the match when hunk said “ice ice meiby”
hunk, laughing so hard he literally cried, also left
also plays reaper and shiro is literally always making fun of him for it. its almost sad.
gets. really stressed when they play like arcade but is Calm during comp. lance is scared
shiro (+ matt)
handle: daddy (hey it sucks but he got $50 off matt for it) 
mercy main
uses his pistol a little too much. not all the time too much. just a little.
solo rezzes keith all the time. his team hates him.
after owning the game for a day: “this is what 400 hours of mercy experience looks like”
also enjoys tracer and mccree
he only started playing mccree to make fun of keiths accent (which he has in this au fuck you) but was actually kinda good? so he kept going at it
enjoys doin shitty impressions. except his junkrat which is Spot On somehow
he never plays junkrat
but he does make keiths life hell rip
plays comp with Matt “Resident Bastion Main” Holt and always pockets him
they never win. 
allura
handle: musregina
the home screen character when she first booted up the game was zarya
she fell in love instantly
matt: dont worry allura ur learnin from the best
allura, with potg and 4 gold medals after her first game: what
actually probably the best one out of all of them
used to play comp with matt and shiro. stopped when her sr reached like 1500
“guys i love you but i placed into fucking platinum bye”
really doesnt play anyone but zarya but she enjoys the Power she feels when she plays roadhog and hooks people and will occasionally play hanzo to fuck with lance
is never friendly. even in skirmish. waving or emoting just gives your enemy another chance to strike. 
keith is also like this
they bond
bonus: the heith arc! because this is My au and i can do whatever the fuck i want! cut for length because i cannot shut up about heith!
scene: two am for hunk and eleven pm for keith. everyone else in the group has gone to bed except for pidge and allura, who are duo queueing comp to gain rank
hunk: haha man im too stressed about this test monday to sleep
keith: i just had like. half a pizza ill probably get nightmares if i sleep 
(”thats a thing?” “matt said so”)
so they queue up for 3v3 just the two of them
hunk, as he always does when team comp ain’t a major issue, picks phara
their third picks symmetra
keith, too busy laughing at hunks jokes (hes Deep in pining hell) doesn’t pick a character, so he ends up with mercy
hunk: oh don’t worry man! just stick with me we got this
keith is related to a mercy main, and he’s played the game enough that he knows what he’s doing. 
mostly 
(”do i pull out the gun now?” “keith, no, im dying please”)
but!! he does well and enjoys the role but only because its hunk hes pocketing. he also likes it a Lot when hunk says “nice job!!” at the end even though they lose
it takes practice, but keith starts getting better as mercy and he has some fun! he doesn’t really like not fighting, but he likes damage boosting and calling the shots badly and hes the best 1v1 mercy hunks ever seen
(he took down a roadhog all by himself)
they lose track of time and they both see the notification that lance is online the next morning and start yelling.
keith starts playing mercy but only with hunk. it goes on for a while.
he gets better. its easier for him because she doesnt require aiming and he likes flying. hes good at managing his flight and hunk,also dee pin pining hell, always commends him on it
and they maybe sorta have more 
1 night they play quick play this way and when pidge checks his career profile the next morning she yells
he doesnt start playing mercy with them tho. its his and hunk’s thing.
until one time, on anubis, they (pidge, lance, hunk, keith, and two randoms) need a second healer
hunk: look, guys, ill just go ze-
keith, picking mercy: fuck you youre playing pharah
so he does, and its down to the wire. they need second point to win
theyve all died
keith, while literally yelling, runs onto the point and gets a 4 man rez
everyone is now yelling
they win
he loses potg to some junk wheel that got 3 people but he doesnt care
hunk: keith omg you have no idea how much my sr needed this i could kiss you right no-
keith, shy and quiet and a bit away from his mic: why dont you?
hunk starts screeching a little bit. lance is crying and shouting his blessings
pidge, way too close to her mic: 3,000 miles of country thats whats stopping him
lance, a hopeless romantic: shut the fuck up your mouth! you weenie gremlin!!
anyway hunk and keith have a real relationship talk later that i dont feel like writing out since this is already sloppy and long as is. theyre dating
everyone is blessed
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