playing an evil character but u keep helping ppl anyway
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Lady nagant is gonna put overhaul down like he was a rabid dog
She already said that he's useless so I wasn't expecting anything less. ๐
Actually, Nagantโs tolerance threshold is kinda all over the place rn. She understands that villains are victims of a corropted hero system because there must be some good explanation to why they did the bad thing. She really wants to believe that people should not be punished so severely, that they simply should not be killed no matter how severe the crime bc they're still human beings and this kind of torture is inhumane. Still, some villains are just assholes and they ended up in Tartarus bc they actually deserved it. Nagant can't tell the difference anymore.
On the other hand, she killed so many other heroes who did nothing wrong. They're the good guys and everything they wanted was to help the same corrupted society. But there's also corrupted heroes whom she's dealt with a good part of her life. She can't tell the difference either.
Sometimes you just can't be the judge of who's a bad or good person, who's deserving to die and who's not. Life is not divided into black and white. For instance, there's a person I hate with burning passion but this person also has friends. So we're differing in opinion; some people think that they're a good person but some think that they're not. Unfortunately, Nagant was forcely put by the Commission to decide on those things. And when you're put in this kind of situation, you're meant to lose your mind.
I know that Nagantโs deeply sorry for Overhaul from what she's said ab him being the victim of hero society and stuff. But that's her mentality, and she doesn't know him as a person. She thinks that villains aren't completely guilty of their actions and that hero society played a role in the making. He may be a good person or not. She killed so many people by now so it doesn't rly matter. She doesn't know who's the bad guy and heroes aren't trustworthy bc they wanted to kill her. She completely lost her moral compass. She's damaged.
But she also has a goal. To make the world a better place by destroying the corrupt society.
In contrast to her, Hawks knows that the hero side is the right one but he fights for the hero system to become better. It's bc HPSC is the only bad guy in the series and he knows that. He said if getting his hands dirty can somehow bring everyone peace of mind then he'd gladly take on this task. I don't think that he's planning to kill HPSC at some point but I think he's trying to expose their actions behind closed doors once he's managed to achieve his goal.
It's like Nagant wanted to use the more brutal approach to things since, yk, they traumatized her. I wish Hawks could save her somehow but she's already too deep in this shit.
I can see Hawks getting his wings back and fighting her (to see who's faster bc omg such a cool fight ๐) and Nagant ending up killed (bc that's Horikoshi's style let's be honest) but she'd, like, realize that she was wrong in the end and say smtng like "Guess I rly messed it up this time" and "Please take care of everyone, ok?"
Idk I want to see Hawks cry bc it's not her fault, HPSC made this of her and she was just a lost girl in this cruel world. I wish he'd say "And you take care of everyone up there." bc it's the most genuine way of saying that she's still a hero and that she's still a good person despite everything.
They had the same goal but they took different routes.
Before her death I just want them both to remember the times when they were young and when they played without a care in the world. To see them at the moment where their innocence wasn't taken and when they were truly happy.
Yea I like to suffer.
It's just that someone on Tumblr told me that it would be boring if everyone went to jail bc in this case there would be no action and it would be a lot more interesting to see the characters battling and perhaps fighting to death.
And I was like "Are you perhaps this dude here?"
No, ppl should go to jail bc of people like Nagant. They shouldn't be forced to kill others bc it's not right and it's messing with their heads.
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ok we just gonna skimmmmmmmmmmmmm through these eps real quick, coz i wanna get back to reading my Bridgerton books.
28.12.20
i ship this so much, it fuckin hurtsssssss. GIVE ME THE KILLING EVE-ESQUE SAPPHIC ROMANCE I WANT, TELLYWOOD, STOP BEING SUCH FUCKING COWARDSSSSSSSSSSSSS
aaaaaaand sheโs disappeared.
................... coz angre got his hands on her. angre i swear to god if you donโt unhand her and go back to just simping for your wife...........
lmao she bit him and ran away.
................ straightttttttttt into vanshโs arms.
oh shit. i ship this too????? fuck, this show is just too chock-full with ridiculously good looking people and i need them all to kiss each otherโs necks.
ok, maybe not. BAAT BAAT PE YEH MANHOOS CHAAKU KYUN NIKAAL LETA HAI?!!?!? HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE POCKET-CHAKKU?!!?!?
anyway, ahaanaโs got a brain and just started screaming her head offfff for riddhima. which is what a normal person (read, anyone NOT RIDDHIMA) would do.
hein who this curly haired girl????
anyway, ahaana like i gots a secrettttt to tellll you. ABOUT VANSHHHHHHHH.
kabir a messyass bitch like me and is like ooooooooooooh ab aayega mazzaaaa.
iss sab ke beech ishani like heyyyy, this is my dress!!!!!! SIS, NO ONE CARES, WE ABOUT TO GET SOME HELLA GOOD GOSSIP. JESUS. PRIORITIES!!!
ahaana like someone wants to killllllllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeee, and riddhima is like huh what who why they wanna kill you???? and sis, i think you know from living in this murder-house that ppl donโt particularly need a reason as such to wanna kill you. they just like homicide as a hobby.
vansh like I SHALLLLLLLLLLL PROTECT YOUUUUUUUUUU, YOU SHALL LIVE HERE. sir, iโm pretty sure itโs YOU that sheโs talking about that wants to kill her.
riddhima like uhhhhhhhhh??? the fuck is going on? why you promising security to this chick who wanted to phodofy your bhaanda????
SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THAT CURLY HAIR GIRL IS, HAVE I FORGOTTEN A WHOLEASS CHARACTER OF THIS SHOW COZ I DIDNโT WATCH FOR 2 DAYS???????
anyway riddhima like WHOOOOOOOO IS SHEEEEE, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER FROM BEFORE????????? like damn, your psycho murderous ex is living in this house thanks to you, and vansh canโt even know a woman thatโs not you????/
ahaana going on and on about this stupid SECRET and omg just spit it out or gtfo. i have 8 books of regency era sexy shenanigans to read, and iโm wasting time here on this nonsense.
ok. she saved his life. and did โsevaโ it seems. lmao the mental image i have.
โvansh, apna vaada yaad hai na? ki tum mera karz chukaaoge; keemat ya shakl jo bhi ho.โ oh???????? big promise from vansh, if true.
vansh beginning to regret making such lofty vows.
(also mmmmmmm, what else dat pouty mouth do, baby???)
dadi has taken over and is like you saved my vanshโs lifeeeeeeee, i shall make sure vansh keeps his promise, blah blah. lord WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALLLLLLL THISSSSSS?!?!?
riddhima like, why did you call me if you wanted to get in touch with him? why not just call him directly????
shaaaaaady reactions from vansh/ahaana at that. lightttttt goes out.
comes back on, and angre like fuck all this, letโs celebrate the new yearrrrrrrr. not sus at all. yโall are alllllllllllllll so fucking shady man. god, ahaana, just bust my girl ridz outta here and go to alaska and eat spaghetti together. iykyk.
and they all just started ballroom dancing as if theyโre in beauty and the beast. attention span of a fucking gnat these ppl have. ek baat pe dhyaan nahi tiktiiii.
iโm here for this also. i just want all the sexy ppl to be with each other. idc who is with whom. just put any two of them together and iโm happy.
these two throwing some chabayaa hua dhamkis at each other. I DONโT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE UNLESS YOU SPILLING SPECIFIC DEEEEEEEEEEETS.
iske dimaag ke ghode kentucky derby mein daudne lage hain.
and hubs fullllllllllllly knows. he wanted exactly that.
she tries to ask questions and as usual, he shuts her down with ainvayi ki philosophy. MAN WHAT WILL IT FUCKING TAKE FOR YOU TO ANSWER A QUESTION STRAIGHT?????
big talk about pyaaaar and vishwaaaas and bro, i fully know what youโre doing here, you fucking bastard. bloody gaslighting her into ignoring her own instincts in the name of trusting you. like yes, sheโs like extraaaa with the jasoosi, but sheโs asking RELEVANT, PERTINENT QUESTIONS.
meanwhile this rakshason ki toli has got their hands on the โyes okay iโm a spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ recording that siya had. great. wonderful. best.
they decide to wait for right moment to use it and show vansh. oh you fucking dumbasses................... he already knows. this is the problem; no one bothers to fucking communicate in this family.ย
kabir trying to get the goss outta ahaana, but vansh ne mundi se ishaara kiya and angre just threw a drink on K, so he had to leave to go change.
i like her.
lol she called him a loser. never has a character been more right about all the men of this stupid show.
ahaana staring at vansh in a real strange way. oh bro, kya kaand kiya tha iske saath????? sach sach bolllllllllll.
these two seem have slid into each otherโs inboxes already???? oh yeaaaaaaaaah.
ishani has come back with one V for Vendetta mask and is smirking some more about how riddhima is going down. *sigh* same old, same old.ย
more ainvayi ka dancing. man, what a waste of a filler episode.
at the dinner table, riddhima finds a chit saying your life is in danger, come meet me out in the backyard. ishani and aryan and chachi making real weird faces. did they send the note or did ahaana???? either way, this not gonna end well for riddhima. as per always.
itโs got to the point where EVEN riddhima is calling out the plotholes in the damn show out loud; saying ahaana said HER life was in danger, now how the fuck is this all about MY life being in danger???
anyway the dumbass goes to investigate.
she got shoved into a car by V for Vendetta (thatโs what they should call the show.) which is now filling up with smoke. wonderful.
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29.12.20
sheโs so fucking stupid. thereโs no way the car doors can be locked from the outside in such a way that they cannot be opened from the inside. peeche ke doors pe child-lock hain bhi, toh she can just climb to the front and open the front doors and jump out. honestly riddhima.
ishani trying to distract vansh from going to look for riddhima with chocolate cake.
vansh is me. cake pakda diya toh duniya ki koi parwaah nahi. it just meeeeeeeeeee and my cake, made for each other, truuueeeeeee loveee.
ALSO LMAO WHY DOES THIS DUDE EAT CAKE LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
riddhima still choking and struggling like a dumbass.
cake done, vansh off to look for his wife. gotta say, heโs got his priorities straight.
ishani making shady faces with Guy Fawkes mask. godddddd. who cares who cares who caresssss?
after 19023019283092130912390 moments of suspense, he finally found her and broke her outta the car.
some loving scolding for wandering off without telling him. dudeโs sheโs a grownass woman, not a toddler/pet.
anyway she told him someone shoved her in the car and heโs clenching his jaw most magnificently mmmmmmm that jawwww.
ab yeh kaunsi nayi musibat hai???
heโs promising to find and punish whoever and sheโs thinking omg it kabir?!?!?!!!!!!!! as if noooooone else in the house wants to murder her.
sheโs like you saved me again!!!!!!!! and heโs literally like stop playing khatron ke khiladi up in here every day and i wonโt have to, bitch.
ishani literalllllly flaunting that mask on her arm and riddhima like OUFF YEH KHOOONI NANAD BAAZ NAHI AATI.
side mein dekha toh kabir also has one like that.
lmao everyyyyyyone has one of these masks.
R like i need to gtfo here from the presence of all these assholes, k byeeeeee.
sheโs confronting ahaana ki why you call me outside and not show up yourself????
ahaana like, bitch tf you talking about? i didnโt call you or send any chit??!?!! get used to it ahaana, iss ghar mein rahogi toh yeh hourly occurance hai, aisa random chutiyaapa. tumhein toh aadat hogi hi, pichle janam mein oberois ke saath jo rahi ho.
riddhima bringing up vansh and ahaana like YOUR MAN SHADYYYYY AF. YOU SHOULDNโT TRUST HIM SO MUCH. iss ek line se hi i have gotten it ki ahaana has been planted by vansh and heโs trying to see if riddhima falls for anyone elseโs hearsay again.
riddhima is giving speech about how much she trusts vansh and theyโre each othersโ parchhaai or some such shit, and lmaoooooooooooooo ahaanaโs face......
same, sis. absolutely saaaame.
ahaana like โzindagi mein har bimaari ki dawaai hai, par galatfehmi ki nahi.โ snortttttttt.
ahaana going heavy on โvansh donโt love you, he wants to killll your assโ speech and ouff....... ofc riddhima wonโt listen. dumbass.
there is not ONE wrong thing ahaana is saying about vansh. not ONE. literally all of it is true. i mean, maybe he does โloveโ her or whatever, but kya hi karein aise bekaar roz roz life ruin karne waale pyaar ka? isse achcha toh naa hi kare pyaar.
aaaaaaaaand she got slapped for truth-telling. fuck. riddhima, you are such a fucking dumbass. where all this slappiness for your damn husband who was lying to your face for monthssssss, huh????
ugh mera pati mera ishq bhashaan. this chick deserves to be murdered. blindass.................. sheโs doing the exact same shit she did with kabir, total blindddddd faith without listening to any reason. she deserves to be fucked over if she refused to learn anything from that kaand and wonโt use her fucking brain even now.
honestly this sanctimonious speech sheโs giving ahaana........
but for once sheโs using her MAALKIN OF THE HOUSE rutba and telling to ahaana to gtfo the house.
lmao ahaana like tell vansh to throw me out, and iโll go.
cut to......... riddhima is randomly staring at a ladder. as one does.
helllllllllllllllllllllllo. ๐๐๐
riddhima trying to tell vansh ki ahaana is off her rocker and....
well okay then! no more talking about ahaana! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
great. all that was buttering up for the trust test he has set up for her.
climb the ladder, it seems. oh boy. i know whatโs coming............
lmaooooo she climbs it and is like ok now you know that i trust you??? can i come back down now??? LOL DUMBASS HOW DID YOU NOT GUESS WHAT HE WANTED FROM THE MOMENT HE TOLD YOU TO CLIMB???????? dimaag ghutno mein hai iss ladki ki.
heโs telling her to jump. ofc. fucking asshole. tereko shauk hai random high places se chhalaang maarne ko toh youโll make everyone do it or what?
HEโS ACTUALLY GETTING MAD AT HER HESITATION AND ALL IโLL CATCH YOU, DO YOU NOT TRUST ME?????? main hoti toh kehti ki bro, itโs not you that i donโt trust, i just know gravity as a force is more powerful than you are.
stupid stupiddddd bitch. sheโs doing it also. DUDE, THIS IS A CLASSIC ABUSIVE TECHNIQUE, WHY DONโT YOU KNOW ANYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG RIDDHIMAAAAA?!!?!?!? LIKE........................ THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHOULDNโT BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED BEFORE THE AGE OF 30. THEIR BRAINS ARE JUST NOT GROWN ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how self satisfied she looks. fucking dumbass.
while his face is like โi canโt believe the twit actually did it.โ
some more talk about how she trusts him mosttttttttttttttttttttttttt in the world, while he gets horny for it. god, what a pair of boring dysfunctional fucks. i liked it better when he was vihaan and had a bondage kink.
bharosa talk bharosa talk and oh my god itโs sooooooo fucking obvious heโs planted ahaana to test her and her trust. aaj yeh toh bas level 1 tha. the chutiyaapa just gonna go up from here.
sheโs like i donโt like ahaana, why does she have to stay here? heโs turning it back on her and saying if we trust each other, what does it matter if she stays here or says whatever????? which ....... is just some reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy manipulative BS.
heโs saying she has some โissuesโ that heโll handle. oh lord. ahaana in danger of getting murdered by this fucker too.
riddhima giving some more vaasta of her neverending trust.........
while this asshole makes these very TRUSTWORTHY faces.
aaaaaaaaaaaaand someone watches them. as per usual. no wonder vansh made sure to go far far far far away from this house to get some nookie. idhar karte toh it would be like those olden days royal weddings, where the whole court would come and sit and watch the marriage being consummated.
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Depending on your mood, would you happen to have any sad or fluffy headcanons?
Fluffy:
Iโveseen ppl complain that itโs impossible to write fluff for these two, and like. Yougotta remember that these two both have seriously screwed up ideas of love/affection. So itโs not that fluff is impossible; itโs justthat whatโs โfluffyโ for them is totally horrifying to everyone else.ย
Basically:
Aozaki refuses (Refuses) to let Shinra anywhere near him (and who can blame him honestly), and will usually try to walk off his injuries, no matter how severe or,,,,,,,,,,, gaping, they are. Akabayashi has given up on trying to point out how unreasonable this is and just busts out a needle and fishing line whenever Aozaki decides to catch a knife with his abs.ย
Heโs actually pretty proud of how good heโs gotten at stitching up flesh wounds, but no one ever seems impressed when he tries to brag about it. :(
Aozaki breaks up drug rings in his spare time, makes excuses that he only does so b/c he hates the idea of Akabayashi getting to take the moral high ground for any reason, and every last member of the awakusu-kai (including akabayashi) just rolls their eyes bc this is like the fiftieth time theyโve heard that excuse and itโs starting to get embarrassing,,
Aozaki eventually proposes using the severed finger of some punk that was giving Akabayashi trouble, and Aka just โ:) :) :)โ
alternatively, aozaki threatens to poke out akabayashiโs left eye and the exchange that follows is basically โha ha if u pull that off i guess iโll have to marry uโย โwh--โ
For less horrifying/questionable headcanons, Akabayashiโs favorite color is actually blue and Aozakiโs favorite color is actually red!
and akabayashi definitely takes full advantage of the fact that ppl sometimes assume that he is theย โblue oni of the awakusu-kaiโ bc heโsโฆ. wearing a blue shirt lmao.ย
aozaki loudly complains about how the color red has beenย โruined foreverโ for him, continues to wear red spectrum clothes anyway,
This is arguably already canon but Theyโre usually the first people to jump to each otherโs defense, even if they do it in roundabout ways!ย
Tellingly, Akabayashi has actually never spoken badly about Aozaki behind his back. He also refuses to play along with other characters (i.e. Shiki/Mikiya) who DO try to shittalk Aozakiโ like, heโll either change the subject or dish out points in Aozakiโs favor instead.
Equally tellingly, Aozaki has never once harassed Akabayashi over his past or the rumors that surround him, even though doing so would be one of the better/easier ways to hurt him.ย
Iโm not saying Akabayashi gave Aozaki his bangles but
Akabayashi gave Aozaki his banglesย
Aozaki is by far Akabayashiโs maximumย favorite person to tease, because heโs the only one whoย A) gives back as good as he gets, and B) actually gives Akabayashi some kind of reaction (read: attention). To Akabayashi, thereโs no fun in teasing someone who wont even react or fight backโ which is why he doesnโt go out of his way to tease Shiki or Kazamoto.
Akabayashi has also developed a habit of writing down Aozakiโs moreโฆย โcreativeโ insults, for later use.ย
His current online handle is one example of this (โGakiโ, with the root Aozaki-ism being โGakitaishoโ)
Aozaki and Akabayashi once got wrapped up in a mission that forced them to work together on December 24th, and the irony of it being a super-duper romantic couples-only holiday wasnโt wasted on either of them (or any of their asshole colleagues).ย
At some point Aozaki gets mistaken for one of santaโs elven helpers by a throng of rosy-cheeked elementary schoolers (b/c his ears are just Like That?? for some reason)โ Akabayashi gleefully feeds their delusion by showing them pictures of Aozaki and Dougen that were very suspiciously saved to his phone.
โSee? Here he is with santa! :)))โย ย ย โโฆโฆ.!!!! :Oโ
And Aozaki tolerates this for about five minutes before he shoots them all a glare that sends them scuttling; Akabayashi is just impressed that he even lasted that long.
Movie night happens at Aozakiโs place and his entire collection consists of nothing but B-grade yakuza flicks (on VHS tape, natch). Aozaki takes the plot & characters -very seriously- and sulks like an absolute child whenever Akabayashi starts playing with his cellphone or making sarcastic comments during all of โโโโthe best scenesโโโโโ.
Nota headcanon, but the Awakusu-ninkyo side story is basically the akazaki bibleand it serves as a good blueprint for how โfluffโ would realistically play out between them. Pls give it a read if you havenโt!
Sad:
Aozaki is going to die first, and heโs going to die hardโ and Akabayashi isnโt going to know how to process it because heโs never allowed anyone fromย โhis worldโ to get that close to him before.ย
Like Akabayashi, Aozaki is someone who takes intimacy with others very seriously. He values relationships where everything is very clearly defined and he doesnโt have to constantly second guess himselfโ and this is mainly because Aozaki is so bad at processing his own emotions, so the added stress of having to process SOMEONE ELSEโS emotions as well would just frustrate him to no end (and as you can guess, this is one of the main sources of friction in his relationship with Akabayashi).
i could,, probably give more but the actual situation between the two of them is already sad enough l-lol,,,ย
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good morning (itโs probably gonna be like 1am by the time i finish writing this) tbh iโm known around uni & to my friends as being late for everything so why did i expect this to be any different???
hi, iโm alex!! iโm 20, i suck at intros but iโll give this a good go! iโm going into my third year of creative writing in september so everything we do here is actually great practice; thx for letting me & my son interact with yโall <3ย
( CAI XUKUN / CISMALE / HE/HIM ). [ TAO HUAN ] is a [ TWENTY-THREE ] year old [ UNDERGRAD ] student studying [ VOCAL PERFORMANCE ]. they are known for being [ HARDWORKING & CONFIDENT ], but also being [ UNTRUSTWORTHY & TEMPERAMENTAL ]. if there was a song that described their life, it would be [ GIVE YOURSELF A TRY BY THE 1975 ]. ( ooc: ALEX / 20 / BST / HE/HIM )
first things first!
heโs a newish idol (singer) muse that i made to replace another boy i had no muse for, so iโm still kind of figuring him out tbh, bear with me
early life!
born in chengdu, china, but his mother moved them to new orleans when he was three
we can skip past the typical cute good upbringing; he was a happy kid, never really knew his mom was struggling @ Life until he was older
also probably a theatre kid when he was at school; always that annoying asshole that always got the lead in school musicals & hardcore gifted & talented
career!
heโs a member of 7-member boy group cherry (3 years)ย and 10-member co-ed group trap (1 year)
unlike most of his members, he wasnโt scouted on the street. actually, huan waited and auditioned for two different companies while they were doing int. auditions when he was 13 and 15, but despite getting through both times his mother never let him go to korea to pursue itย
it took him another year of begging for her to let him do it tbh so she pulled her savings and put him on a plane and uhhh as they say the rest is history!
jk, he got through, everything is good, he debuted at 20 after 4 years of intense trainingย
his boy group has super cute concepts though and as much fun as heโs having, it really isnโt huanโs style. heโs out there on stage wearing cute ass pastel outfits and blowing kisses into crowds but heโd rather harmonise about sucking dick on 3 different tracks
tbh thatโs why trap kind of exists? everyone in trap is a member of other groups or a soloist usually known for being cute, but their concepts are hella dark & mature
both groups are currently on an extended hiatus because of individual projects; acting, comebacks, etc
beaumont!
originally, huan was supposed to take online classes in a different subject but bc heโs so free atm, heโs decided heโs good to physically attend school for a while. his management might pull some strings and get it switched to an online degree if anything in his life changes, but for now... heโs here! uwu
he studies vocal performance because he lowkey misses the intense vocal training from when he was a trainee & also bc it ensures he practices while being away from his groups
also kinda why he dances & heโs a part of the music society too. music is basically his entire life, he doesnโt know a world outside of it
hmmm... actually fills up on a lot of extracurriculars bc heโs very VERY LOWKEY scared ab the future of his career even tho heโs...doing very well
BUT IM HERE ACTING LIKE HEโS AN ANGEL LOL!
bottom line is no one at school has fuckin heard of cherry or trap or even know his name and face so heโs pretty much free to do whatever he wants. heโs all nicey nicey with his fans & friends but he can be pretty cold & reliant on his money & his looks to have a good time/make new friends
like, he doesnโt really take anything and anyone seriously. he knows heโs gonna be out of here in a few years time (tbh maybe even less bc conflicting schedules) so heโs not worried about repercussions
hence being the president of kappa theta, and heโs fucking good at it
the only time heโll be soft is on new brothers or those going through hazing, but itโs on the down low because heโs generally pretty unapproachable since he keeps to himself and he thinks itโll ruin kappa thetaโs overall image if he allows himself to be 100% soft w everyone
but he throws the best fuckin parties! no oneโs been to a shit tao huan party, gn
connections!
SOMEONE HEโS SOFT WITH even tho i said heโs not soft bc im... gay and i want fluff
i 100% believe heโs fucked someone & then fucked them over, either bc schedules in the past, or recently at school bc he donโt...give a shit ab anything
maybe some of his group members oops????
roommate? they hate how huan always leaves his clothes & towels & instruments literally everywhere. one time they found his aftershave & toothbrush & one (1) shoe in their bag. how? nobody knows. certainly not huan
actually going back to that kind-of-ex plot; heโs been all over the world but w focuses on america, china, japan & korea so if u want an angsty ex-bf or ex-friend plot hit me up bc huan is perfect for those
probably has one set group of people (apart from his bros!) that he goes to for parties n shit. probably ditches every time theyโre out & they find him again at the end of the night. heโs like a fuckin dust bunny heโs cruisin everywhere & u lose him sometimes but not to worry...he still there
u already know to hit me up if thereโs anything angsty..yum
heโs a good older bro tbh even tho heโs an only child so uhhh some ppl he always kinda looks out for even tho he doesnโt know why?
SOMEONE HE DOESNโT REALLY LIKE BUT LOOKS OUT FOR ANYWAY????? WHATS HE SO PROTECTIVE FOR???
someone who actually does know him as a musician.. whether they like him or not. a fan? cool. someone whoโs not rlly a fan? cool again
honestly i havenโt been in a decent group rp for a hot minute & i already see some ppl i know from past rps in here so i know weโre gonna have a good time; just hit me up with whatever u want & weโll work on it! uwu
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first off, are you kidding me? these ppl would rather work for pk, who was the devil incarnate? y'all are fucking crazy.
secondly, may i remind you AGAIN, it's been like 10 minutes since pooja walked in here. and whole company has been rebranded in that time, including the workers' uniforms. pooja must be the first boss in world history to so easily and freely sign away money on such things, warna maine toh hamesha budget ke liye 3 mahine naak ragad ke bheek maangi hai.
kabirโs optimism is fucking unbelievable. literally. his wife and kid left him out of majboori, all the family assets were taken away, his dad โdiedโ two days ago coz he decided to wrestle with him on the edge of a cliff, and this fuckerโs happily grinning and pontificating โsuch is life!โ
even anand is looking down from the heavens going โbabu moshai, yeh kya chutiyapa hai?โ
speaking of โassโets; mmmmmmhmmm. i am liking these pants, kabir.
seriously, these people's slavish devotion to the mittals does not track at all with what we've seen of pk. fucking retconning bullshit.
โfiqr mat karo, main aa gaya hoon.โ
man fuck outta here with your saviour complex.
yeah this guy fake af. respect for kabir first, and then turned it into โwoh khota kabirโ.
lmao his name is anupam chopra. heehee.
oh ho, chopra UNCLE is now rejecting jhappis from kabir baba.
please note, i am fully prepared take one for the team and accept that hug on your behalf. it's a sacrifice, but i shall do it.
everyone has โwhat a chutiyaโ face. he's THAT manager everyone hates.
hey kabir are you an rbmk reactor, coz you just blew this man's whole existence up with zero fucking warning????
once again i'd like to mention for the audience at home that i am literally only watching this show anymore for this face.
(and that other face. and to see the two faces very close to each other.)
literally no one here is impressed by chopra's attempt at a response.
lol even the workers are like *mais voice* aye chal naaaaa.
manageron waali thaat. you will be the first to be crushed when the revolution comes. i can't wait.
z+ security ko bouncers bana diya hai in logon ne. just amazing.
OH. FINALLY KABIR REMEMBERED THAT HE WAS IN THE ARMY. GOOD, SINCE HE BROUGHT IT UP HIMSELF, I CAN FREELY YELL ABOUT THIS NOW: YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT PROMOTED TO FUCKING SPECIAL AGENT OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. LIKE, VYOM'S DEATH/SUBSEQUENT EVENTS HAPPENED WITHIN THE LAST YEAR, SO THIS PROMOTION WAS REALLY RECENT. YOU'RE STILL EMPLOYED BY THE ARMY AS FAR AS WE KNOW. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ROOTING AROUND FOR CERTIFICATES AND ENTRY LEVEL JOBS WHEN YOU YOU ALREADY HAVE A DAMN GOOD JOB?????
like ok, yeah i get you wanna get your dad's companies back or whatever, BUT WHAT IS THE PRIORITY RN? DOING THIS SHIT, OR GETTING A STABLE JOB (WITH BENEFITS!) AND TAKING CARE OF YOUR FAMILY?????????????? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
god i really need to take a snack break coz this level of chutiya writing. pls hold.
ok i have had some carbs and taken some deep breaths. letโs get back to this hot mess.
pooja the chuhiya finally decided to get out of her bil and check out what all the commotion is about, just as kabir is asking the security waalas to try him. (he really has some anger issues he should look into; he's looking for the slightest excuse to throw down with anyone, anywhere.)
ew he is being kinda creepy. i hate men.
but i appreciate him trolling chopra.
i really really hate men. scum of the fucking earth.
abbe oh, "udhaarโ ka sahi, uske paas kuch toh hai.....
ok pooja, call in the armed guards now. this fucker needs to be shot. just a little. maybe in the shoulder or something.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS REALLY BEING INSUFFERABLE. ALSO WHAT YOU MEAN SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE COMPANY?????? SHE'S BEEN HERE HANDLING SHIT MORE THAN YOU EVER HAVE. YOU RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE ARMY TO AVOID HAVING TO HANDLE THIS VERY SAME BUSINESS. TOH TERE KO ITNAAAAAA KYA PATA HAI ABOUT RUNNING A CONGLOMERATE?????
โtumhe mere zaroorat padegi, pooja sharma.โ
sure. but probably not in the way you're thinking.
pooja spitting some real truths about employee loyalty under capitalism.
but she's back to being an asshole about poor people, so i hate her again.
this thing he did with the tissues infuriated me in the precap, and it's got me grinding my teeth now too. what a fucking asshole. i haaaaate him too. LORD WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME THESE TWO HATEFUL CHARACTERS WITH THESE FACES THAT I CAN'T LOOK AWAY FROMMMMMMMMMMMM???????
you think you look as cool as she does when doing this, but you do not. youโre overdoing it.
i hate to see you go but boy, i love watching you leave. mmmmmmhmmmm, truly a nice pair of pants.
do these ppl actually work or do they just sit around discussing gossip? y'all work on a daily wage system ffs.
GODDDDDDDDDDDD, WE GOT IT YOU'RE AN EGALITARIAN ICON, MAN OF THE MASSES. ALL HAIL KABIR FOR DRINKING CHAI IN A CUTTING WAALA GLASS INSTEAD OF IN A CUP.
great. na jaane kya kalesh machaane waala hai workers ko uskaake. BRO GO BACK TO THE DAMN ARMY AND DO YOUR DESK JOB. make this a pet project you work on the weekends or something.
jesus. iska ABHI BHI khatam nahi hua.
mom is even offering him nimbu paani for the hangover. this dude does nottttttttt deserve his family.
lol chachi baat sahi hai par chup karo na.
mom is like โbeta, aise kab tak chalega???โ
again, it's been literally 2 - 3 days since he's been left penniless by his wife and had his dad FALL OFF A CLIFF IN FRONT OF HIM. i don't condone his sudden alcoholism but maybe give the dude some more time?
sab se tang aake piya nimbu paani.
yeah i definitely like sullen dhruv more than the old one.
kabir is back and promises mom ki end of day tak job mil hi jayegi.
โarre waah, kahaan??โ
trollolololololololol.
aahaaaaa, ab samajh aaya iska agenda. apne bete ko bhi yahin job mein lagaakar, they want to take over this whole thing.
pooja tearing him a new one about that. yaaaaaaas. you go, boss bitch.
yeh kameena company le doobega. that's probably where kabir will come in to โsaveโ pooja.
*~*~sabke*~*~ pait mein dard hai, toh kaam bandh.
gosh she really took NO time into turning into indian jeff bezos huh.
aur kuch nahi toh chopra is at least well-versed with union laws. and lol, also understood that kabir was the one who vargalaofied them, and is offering to โhandle itโ.
she's refusing. good. is saamp ko jitna door rakho, behtar.
lolllllllllllll very sweetly she turned it on them. i'm not cheering for her as a corrupt business owner harassing workers, just smirking at the way they thought they'd fuck her over so easily coz she's a woman who knows nothing, and she refused to fall for that bs.
bache toh sirf vijay aur yeh chacha.
โtumhare woh dinanath chauhan dikhe na; mr. kabir mittal; toh unse kehna ki pooja madam ne kahi hai ki vijay ki acting thoooooodi si kachchi hai. riyaaz ki zaroorat hai.โ
hee hee hee.
โjaiye, chachaji.โ lmao god i love her snark face.
โbade aaye the mujhse panga lene waale.โ
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oh kal she deigns to visit the gareebkhaana herself.
ugh, this nonsense is a ~thing~ between the two of them now, i guess.
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โSOMEHOW I MANAGED TO GET ITโ - please shivaay, who do you think youโre kidding, we fully know you got this report and subverted the legal system the way you usually do; the time-tested and winning combination of bribery and threats.
what is anika even doing in the room rn? didnโt we see her storm out, as witnessed by pinky???? and now sheโs back as if this is a continuation of that scene? kuch bhiii.ย
look at these two huddling behind the couch like a coupleeee of idiot childrennnnn. MY IDIOT CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh no, can pinky hear his khusar pusar???? OUFF SHIVAAY WHY ARE YOU THE ABSOLUTE WORST AT THIS GAME?????????????
OMFG ANIKA SHUSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
greaaaaaaaaat time for hair to get stuck in his watch.ย
OUFF THIS IS NOT A ROMANTIC MOMENT YAHAN JAAN PE BAN AAYI HAI AUR TUM LOGON KO O JAANA MOMENT SOOJ RAHA HAI
itโs not even her real hair anyway ๐๐๐๐
KABHI NA AANE WAALA POLITENESS ANIKA SE AAJ PHOOT PHOOT KE BAAHAR AA RAHI HAI RIGHT IN TIME TO GET THEM CAUGHT
lmaoooooooo the way he hit her on the head exasperatedly/affectionately. ugh these two are so adorable.ย
omg sheโs so cuteeeee. i canโtttt handeeee when sheโs being this stinking cute. GODDAMNIT SHIVAAY, WIFE HER AGAIN. ONE MORE TIME. SHE DESERVES IT.ย
hubs is talking about something else, but wifeโs mind is all on the ROMANCE.ย
โkyunki meri nayi nayi shaadi hui hai, isliye mujhe romance sooj raha hai.โ
unsaid: โalso, my husband just straight up abandoned me on the wedding night, so iโm horny af.โ
โmujhe kisi mahapurush ne kaha tha... actually apne ghar pe woh om hai na, ussi ne kaha tha... ki sabar ka phal meetha hota hai.โ
yeah letโs see how you like that concept when she cockblocks you the next time youโre in the mood.ย
koiiiiiiii blushhhhh kar raha haiiiiii
um, whereโs tanya???? is this while she went out to make her call to her bairi piya, bada bedardi (henceforth known as BPBB)???
LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT THISSSSSSS STUPIDDDD MILLLLLLLLL BS WE HAVE A MILLION OTHER PROBLEMS LIKE ABHAY BEING WEIRD AND GAURI HAVING LEFT AND RUDRA HAVING GONE FULL ON BATSHIT INSANE
lol ok anika youโre the worsttttt at this. i relate with shivaayโs parde ke peeche waala frustration.ย
why do punjabis seem to take getting sick as a personal offence like itโs some kinda moral failing on their part? we all have immune systems that fail us occasionally. no shame in that!ย
JHOOOOTI REPORTTTTTTT. OUFF BILLU KAHIN SE REPORT UTHA LEE AAYA HAI AUR WOH BHI FARZIII
tanya doesnโt like it when the tables are turned on her.
lol billuโs going to get one whole generation of oberois arrested.ย
OOOOH BHAVYAโS GONNA KICK ABHAYโS ASS. YOU GO GIRL!
like he cute and all, but he diiiiiiiiiiiirty. iโm fully on my girlโs side.ย ย
look at thisย insouciant motherfucker. so dapper. much stylish. wow.ย
BITCH DONโT TRY TO PLAY BHAVYA PRATAP RATHORE.ย
oh damnnnnn, abhayyyyโs gooood.ย
damn, abhay and bhavya kiiiiiiiiiiiinda make a cute pair? already more chemistry in this takraar than any scene sheโsย had with rudra.
abhayโs maniccccc eyed look is taking some of the cute sheen off him.ย
bromance toh suna tha, lekin this boy has a serious case of brobsession.ย
song dedication from gauri kumari sssarma to omkara singh oberoi:ย
no sheโs not gonna pick up. stop being a pain in her ass.ย
ooooooooooh shivaayโs here. heโs going to find out (eventually) what this fucker did to his little chiraiyya and heโs NOT. GOING. TO. BE. HAPPY.ย
LOOK AT THIS FUCKER:ย
โhaan bilkul! sab theek! i didnโt call my wife a philandering adultering whore and make her dump me or anything ahahaha ohgodimdeadhesgonnakillmewhenhefindsoutโ
yeah you best convince him everythingโs fine, awfulkara singh oberoi.ย
pyaar??? shivaay donโt waste your breath, this fucker doesnโt know shit about pyaar.ย
THE DISAPPOINMENT AND JUDGINESS IN SHIVAAYโS EYES AT OMKARA. I AM LIVVVVVVVVING FOR IT. YAS BADE BHAIYYA. YOU REP YOUR CHIRRAIYA.ย
omkara you fucking idiot did you not listen to her when she said she went for those classes on recommendation from shivaay? ugh. men.ย
ok shivaay, if YOU knew that omkara didnโt care, they why did you put her in the classes in the first place?ย
ok i know why you did but... whatever. ab gade murde kyun ukhaadna.ย
โAS A HUSBAND, YOU FAILED!โ
YAAAAAAAAAS SHIVAAAAAAY, READ HIM THE RIOT ACT FUCK HIM UP, THROW SOME PUNCHES EVEN!!!!!ย
also you know you fucked up maaaaajorly when SHIVAAY of all ppl says that you are a failure of a husband in bold italics underlined voice.ย
โkoi nahi. galtiyaan sudhaari bhi jaa sakti hai.โ
unsaid:ย โyeah like, look at anika and me! weโre in love now! and you didnโt even threaten to blow up her mom or anything! this is totes fixable, bro!โ
โGO AND GET YOUR WIFE BACK. NOW. OR IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL. COZ I HONESTLY LOVE HER MORE THAN I LOVE YOU.โ
lmaooooo please om, like you and rudra have everrrrr been helpful in such matters. shivaayโs been handling this shit alone since day 1. and now he has anika. you losers would just get in their way and slow them down.
time for dil boley oberoi part two???????ย
UGH I DONโT WANT HER TO TAKE YOU BACK
ok why are all these asshole desis juding bhavya?ย
whut??? gaddaaar? how?ย
lmao what nonsense. an officer of the bhavyaโs stature doesnโt need to live in someoneโs house as a paying guest. sheโs an ACP. sheโd be given her own (rent free) quarters as part of her job benefits.ย
god i hate judgey desi community sooooo fucking much.ย
fuckkkkk abhay and rudraaaaaa soooo much. ugh. I HATE SUCH CREEPY BRO CODE FUCKERS.ย
EVERY TIME ABHAY SAYSย โAPNE BHAIYYON KE LIYE MAIN... KUCHHHHHH BHI KAR SAKTA HOON... KUCHHHHHHH BHIโ, I LOSE A YEAR OFF MY LIFESPANย
omg you guys, he does the phone spinning thing like shivaaaaaaay. WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEANNNNNNN?!!?!?!?ย
if shivaay was a little older, iโd be willing to put money on the fact that he was shivaayโs secret son or something
ok not gonna lie, heart twinged a little to see that asshole singh oberoi has picked up and brought those threee pieces of the card and reads it over and over.ย
DETERMINED HAIR FLICK.ย
damnnnn son, blue is yourrrrrr colour.ย
itโs that time of the day when i send up thanks to the lord for sending this fine fine specimen of manliness down to bless us all.ย
โaaj aisa achaanak kya ho gaya jo shivaay ne humein ek saath bulaaya hai??โ
LMAO WHAT DO YOU MEAN??????? SHIVAAY CALLS THESE FAMILY MEETINGS EVERY THREE DAYS
what a way to make an entranceeeeeeee
judgey look of judging: โwhat the fuck did you old motherfuckers doooo 25years ago??? i canโt smash with my wife thanks to this fuckery. iโve had a raging case of blue balls for over 6 months now.โ
WHY IS HE DOING THIS IN THE FUCKING LIVINGGGG ROOOM, LIKE TANYA IS RIGGGGHT AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE
look more shadyyyyy, jhanvi.ย
sound more shadyyyy, shakti.
lol tej and pinkyyyyโs totally casual shrugs. so believable.ย
yeh ladka toh inko jail bhijwaaake hi maanega. and i for one, AM THRILLED. THESE FUCKERS HAD IT COMING.ย
lol pinky v/s dadi face drama.ย
oh wow, they actually remembered that whole custom ofย โthe oberoi men fast tooโ from last year and are keepin it consistent this year!ย
WHUT? DADI REMEMBERING THEREโS A DOOSRI BAHU GAURI IN THIS HOUSE AS WELL? FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!ย
tanyaโs here to demand some sargiiiii as well. girl, go ask your bairi piyaโs mummmy.ย
lmaoooooooo even pinky is likeeee WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
LOLOLOL PINKYโS EYEROLL
... isnโt this the bathroom???? why is she just... strolling in so casually??? WHY DIDNโT HE LOCK THE DOOR????
LMAO HER CACKLE. I AM SCREAMING.ย
snort, the buttons are on allllll wrong.ย
haaaaye what a sharmeeeela billuuuu. he canโt deal with wifeโs total lack of boundaries and sharam.ย
I AM LIVING FOR ANIKA INTIMIDATING HIM VIA TEASING
my suspicions are confirmed. hubs has moved into this guest room with wife.ย
i canโt stop laughing at that one biggggg loop the shirt is making.ย
โaap bhi toh mere hi hai na?โ awwwwwwwwww!
heโs speechless from the sweetness! so cute!ย
โbaahar operation theater ki tarah laal batti thodi haiโ hahahahahaha
I AM TRULY LIVINGGGGGGGGGG FOR ANIKA TEASING THE FUCK OUTTA SHY SINGH OBEROIย
โmujhe pata nahi tha ki mera aap pe AISA asar hota haiโ - pointed look downwards. OMFGGGGGGGGGGG
โupar. neeche nahi dekh rahi, upar.โ LOLOLOL
SHEโS GONNA UNBUTTON HIS SHIRT AND FIX IT FOR HIM!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! LORD ABOVE IโM NOT READY FOR THIS OH GOD IโM NOTย
anikaโs recovered admirably and is chattering away to a dozen but husband is paralyzed with lust and shock. mostly mind-numbing lust though.ย
lmao she actually had to SHAKE him outta ittttt.ย
OMGGGGG IS HE ACTUALLY SCREAMING FOR KHANNAโS HELP. IN THE BATHROOM. TO COME SAVE HIM FROM FEELING HORNY FOR HIS WIFE.
MATLAB.... AT THIS POINT, JUST TELL ME WHATโS *NOT* IN KHANNAโS JOB PROFILE COZ THATโLL BE A SMALLER LIST.ย
โmerry karwa chauth! karwa chauth... mubarak?โ
how very secular of you, shivaay.ย
oh no. challllllllllenge. underestimating of fasting abilities. shivaaaay youโre gonna regret this.ย
what even is your face, you fucking idiot???
both you fuckers are gonna fast and you know it.ย
OUFF TANYA GIVE A MAN A MOMENT OF PEACE IN THE BATHROOM AT LEAST!ย
lmaooooooooooooooo his impression of talking on the phone.ย
โDONโT LOOK DOWN!โย
how can one not look down when youโre shoving your phone in your pants like that?ย
god shivaay, youโre acting sooooooooo shaaady. youโre so terrible at this.ย
what? why was that tub fullllll of water when everyoneโs bathed and done for the day????ย
thank god for this mysterious caller forever saving their asses.ย
ok shivaay calm the fuck down, iโve never seen you panic like this the million times you shoved her into THE POOL?????????
โMAIN DALOONGA UNGLI!!!!!!โ
omfg this man has lost it. caring ki bhi ek hadh hoti hai.ย
โIโM PUTTING YOU IN A HEADLOCK BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ
pft silly anika, ceiling pe spiderman chipakta hai, superman nahi.
thanks for confirmation and backup, shivaay.
โkyunki tumhari andar meri jaan hai.โ
wife is not leaving any mauka to do awwwww and tease husband today.ย
yup this def. looks like abhay whoโs tanyaโs BPBB to me.
tanyaโs reached the end of her rope and is like fuck your mission. i like. you tell him girl!!!!!ย
โyeh jo vrat rakha hai lambi umar ke liye, yeh lambi umar qaidddd na ban jaayeโย
lmaoooooooo pinkyyyy
this is soooo shivaayโs plan to get the truth outta the buddhelog, and lmao tej face be like YEH LADKA TOH MARWAA KAR HI CHODEGAAA
lol this poor servant gets yelled at every time she comes with fooood
why isnโt tanya calling pinky MUMMMMYYYYYYYYJIIIII
arre, shivaay doesnโt consider her his wife acc. to the drama. she still is in the house as shivaayโs wife??? why would she not fast??ย
OMFG THIS FUCKER TAKING TANYAโS SIDE.ย
โbillu? kya chal raha hai tum dono ke beech mein???โ
โkuuuuuuuch bhi nahi??? aur vrat toh bilkul bhi nahi!โ
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
โwaaah kya khushboo hai! khushboo se yaad aaya mera conference call hai!โ
snort. fuckingggg idiot.ย
omg shivaayโs actually feeding some servant HAATH SE. this man has fucking lost it.ย
also poor khanna has been tarsofying for such a display of affection from his shivaay sirrrr. why isnโt he getting any love? bechaaara.ย
GAURIโS HOMEEEE!ย
ughhhhhh this MAAAAAAAAAA is so irritating.ย
this pooor girlllllllll, lying through her teeeeth to her cluelessss mom. *sighs and holds gauri forever, while cussing out omkaraโs existence and wishing the plagues of egypt upon him*
anika, youโre FASTING. how do you have so muchhhhh energy to be snoopinggggg? i donโt have energy for basic life functions even on a full stomach.ย
also, could please stop ruining the dudeโs piss poor attempts at surprises (or in this case, falling into a trap that heโs setting for you.)
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billuji stilllllllllllllll at it. ๐๐๐
COULD YOU TWO JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY?!?!?!?! BLOODY 9 MAHINO SE KLPD HI DIYE JAA RAHE HO HUM SABKO. JANTAA MAAF NAHI KAREGI. ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
the only thing shivaay loves more than sexing up his wife: his hair.ย
oooh he got her one chamiyaaa style little purse thingy ๐๐๐
is there pepper spray in this one too? protip, anika: keep that shit away from gauri. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
he has no reply for herย โcarebaaazโ banter. just a shyyyyyyy smile. ugh this stupid man is worming his way into my cold, dead heart. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
puppy faaaaaaaaace andย โjaana zarooori hai?โ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
instant change to overconfidence. pffffft. fuck off outta here. ๐๐๐
lol pretty sure this struggle with the suitcase was adlibbed by surbhi and nakuul. ๐๐๐
shivaay be likeย โhate to see you go, but damn girl i love to watch you leave!โ ๐๐๐๐
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this adorable idiot canโt handle how in love he is. and tbh, i canโt either. get a fucking hold of yourself, dude! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
things rudra has dreamt of, which he desperately wanted to come true:
marrying katrina kaif
shivaay being 6 feet tall ๐๐๐
himself being the eldest of the three oBros
oh god heโs going to confront officer dad. ๐๐๐
ABBE IDIOT CONFIRM TOH KAR SHAADI KISKI CHAL RAHI HAI ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
ohhhhhhhhhh boy.ย
ABBE DULHAN, GHOONGAT TOH UTHAAO TO LOOK AT THIS MAN WHOโS MAKING A GRAND GESTURE FOR YOU ๐๐๐
hahaha, dulhaโs age-related doubts in between ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
LMAO THIS DULHA ๐๐๐
โjab hum ek saath ghooma karenge toh log tumhe aunty aur mujhe bhaiyya bulaaya karengeโ omfgggg rudra you fucking idiot, this itself is grounds for rejection ๐๐๐
pfffffffffffffffttttt. OF COURSE.ย
EEEEEEEEE MY TWO GIRLS ON ROAD TRIPPPPP ๐๐๐๐
anika, a woman after my own heart, is all about the food. gauri all sehmi sehmi tho. girl whyyyyyyyyyyy? ๐ค๐ค๐ค
anika be like pft ok tera tu dekh, imma eatttt nom nom nom ๐๐๐
oooooooh gauri telling bhaujai her secret!!!!ย
lol yeh gaya bread rollllll. ๐๐๐๐
cryinggggg at this bonddddddd. shivaay/gauri is my brotp, but gauri/anika is also waaaaay up there. GIVE THEM MORE SCENES TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
laayak? gauri donโt make me come in there and shaaaaaaaake you! ๐๐๐
ANIKA BEING MY IN-SHOW PROXY AND SHUTTING THAT โLAAYAKโ SHIT DOWNNNNN INSTANTLY ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
โuse dipper at nightโ waali english hahaha ๐๐๐
YAS MY QUEEN ANIKAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHHH
gauri just neeeeded to hear those things from someone in the same position as her and i am just.... my two perfecttttt girlsssssss ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
all those things settled, anika has gone back to her bread roll. ๐๐๐
LMAO THIS DULHA BE LIKE BRO WHO THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOUUUUUUUUUU ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
OFFICER DAD ALREADY HATES RUDRA LOL ๐๐๐
lmaoooooooooooooo rudra warning the dulha to check age difference what a fucking idiotย
ok why is shivaay wearing zeenat amanโs sunglasses from hare krishna hare ram??? ๐๐๐
meanwhile om is like hi why are you holding me hostage; unlike you, i actually do show up at my day job once in a while. ๐๐๐
ohohoho. ring shopping. ๐๐๐๐
lmao i canโt help but think of the episode where chandler and phoebe go ring shopping in friends. ๐๐๐
shivaayโs like I JUST WANT MORAL SUPPORT OK?!?! BE THERE FOR ME BRO!!!!!!!
โmujhe mera purana waala om mil gaya hai. poet, shaayar, sufiiiiii saint...โ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
UGH THIS BOYโS FACE IS KILLING ME I WANT TO JUMP INTO THE SCREEN AND KISS HIMMMMMMMMM ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐
OUFF SHIVAAY, YOUโRE AS SUBTLE AS A BASEBALL BAT TO THE HEAD. WHY CANโT YOU EASE INTO THE TOPIC???? ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
yup, jumpy!kara is scuttling away from the topic. ๐ค๐ค๐ค
thankfully shivaayโs willing to let it go. ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
rudra and his ddlj shenanigans. ๐๐๐
waaaah, ab in dono ko bhi Awareness hai??? yeah whatever, donโt care. ๐๐๐
ok, rudraโs just.... screamingggg her name now. ๐๐๐
i mean, considering she wonโt pick up his calls, this is the smartest move, i guess. ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
ok the hug was a little endearing. ๐๐๐
ok this gaon be a little toooooo regressive. jesus, this is a reprise of mangalpur track in QH, isnโt it? i hope it ends with these two kicking some serious ass, and doesnโt have to have the boys come save them. ๐๐๐
lol anika muttering angrily under her breath about the patriarchy. ๐๐๐
hate the instantly sanskaaari music that start playing when head has been covered. matlab, kuch bhi. ๐๐๐
suman looks about as enthused to get married as i do in a math class. ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
โlove marriageโ ohhhhhhhhhh boy. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
I HATE THIS AWFUL CHACHIJI ๐ ๐ ๐
OH SHIT SUMAN IS ABOUT TO FUCKING.... ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
ok i donโt even GET what the ruvya conflicttttt is??? ๐ค๐ค๐ค
rudra she has a jobbbbbbb, what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!? ๐๐๐
ok overly melodramatic gaana for these two and this tuchcha sa relationship, come on. they donโt deserve VEER ZAARA epic love story waala gaana ok. ๐๐๐
ok rudra there was a door right next to you. itna bhaagne ki zaroorat nahi thi. ๐๐๐
bhavya be like BITCH WTF I HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU ON EVERY DAMN ASSIGNMENT NOW ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
hahahaha omโs faaaaaaaace at shivaay being extra as usual (โis ring mein woh sparkle nahi hai jo anika ki aankhon mein haiโ) ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
โbhaabi... subtle hai???โ lmaooooooooo ๐๐๐
68 rings. jfc. shivaay is a retail workerโs goddamn nightmare. ๐๐๐
lmaoooooย โdhang ki ring kyun nahi hai aapke paas??? kyun nahi haiiii aapke paas???โ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I LOVE SNARK!KARA SO MUCH ๐๐๐๐๐๐
lmao idhar bhi anikaโs jamiiii hui in stuffing her face. ๐๐๐
oh boy. suman ka rona. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
COULD YOU TWO ACT FASTER INSTEAD OF STARING ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
has rudra everrrrr been in a train before???ย
nope. itโs been a childhood dream for him, it seems. ๐๐๐
lmaoooo his fascination with the rokne waali chain. ๐๐๐
even the bachcha is like kaun hai yaar yeh chutiya hearing rudraโs questions ๐๐๐
lmao rudra being confronted by middle class life realities. ๐๐๐
TT aaaa gayaaaa.ย
age 24? abbe, 2 mahine pehle toh iska 23rd bday tha. what nonsense. ๐๐
OUFF SHE DOESNโT EVEN LOOK OLDER THAN HIM, AWAIIIII SUCH STUPID WRITING TO HIT US OVER THE HEAD THAT SHEโS OLDER
โisko peene se toh aadmi kya, pait ke keede bhi nahi marteโ
lmaoooooooo anikaaaa is so me. matlab, thereโs a time and place for such realism, but we just canโt control ourselves. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
knew it. knewwwwww it would be exactly like the mangalpur nonsense. ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
yup. as expected, gauri is instantly ready to go fuck shit upppp. and anika be like SHAANT GADHADHAARI BHEEM SHAANT. ๐๐๐
oh boy, baaraat and the gross dulha are here. ๐๐๐
girls, your shehar waala idealism isnโt really going to work here, but chalo, try maarlo. ๐๐๐
LMAO RUDRA AND TRAIN KE RESTROOM ISSUES. WELCOME TO THE REAL INDIA, MY CHILD!ย
my train waala MO is to not consume any liquids for like 2 hours pre-boarding. and then continue to not drink more than like the tiniest of sips per hour of the journey. COZ HELL TO THE N. O. AM I GOING INTO ONE OF THOSE HELLHOLES (LITERALLY) ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
lmaooooooooooooooo i love this kiddddd.ย
โek toh tumne mujhe halka hone nahi diya aur upar se bhaari samaan uthwaogi!โ lolololol ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
lord above this annoying chachijiiiiiย
OMFG GAURIโS THEREโS GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY FACE, GOD I LOVE HER, MY LITTLE ANGRY BIRD ๐๐๐๐
poor bansi kakaโs regretting inviting the oberois (as does everyone.) ๐๐๐
anikaโs like MY HUSBAND LIKES BUYING PPL OFF, IMMA CALL HIM, HEโLL LOVE THIS!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐
lmao who the fuck is this pirate now???ย
how come the mukhiya, whoโs the dad of the dulha, looks younger than him? ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
OK GAURI TIME TO FUCK THIS ASSHOLE UP, COME ON
the faces of two chirraiyyas who are about to BLOW THIS JOINT APART ๐๐๐๐๐๐
yupppppppppppp, svetlana and pinkyyyy have teamed up. knewwww it would happen. ๐๐๐
svetlanaโs the smartest character in this show ever. she knows toย โnever ever trust an oberoi.โ ๐ค๐ค๐ค
oh great. the boys are going to have go to the gaon themselves, to save their overenthu wives (+ suman) ๐๐๐๐
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from now on, expect the lb to be published around this time. coz i fully have to take a 2 hour nap to prepare myself for these one hour episodes. lord, they better be worth it! GIVE ME MY BROTP MOMENTS (obros, bhaujai/bulbul, aniRuKara, ShivRi) AND IโLL TOLERATE ANYTHING!!!!!!ย
ok letโs doooooooo this! *cracking knuckles*
plain text version here.ย
it would have been nice if youโd informed RAGINI of this decision of yours... ๐๐๐
interesting how he just keeps saying ENGAGEMENT, and nothing about what usually follows an engagement... ๐๐๐
lmao oh man i just canโt stop laughing at raginiโs reaction. sheโs seriously likeeee BISH WHUT IS EVEN HAPPENING? IS THIS A PRANK SHOW? IS CYRUS BROACHA GONNA COME OUT AND YELL BAKRAAAAAA AT ME? ๐๐๐
lololololololol everyyyyyyyy woman shivaay decides to marry has the same reaction: โ.... shit. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌโย
saved by the belllllllllll.... yas girl, you go out on your date! ๐๐๐
lmao his face. fucking idiot. what did he think, sheโd instantly collapse and run into his arms at this stunt of his? ๐๐๐
shivaay is having some seeeeeeeerious buyerโs remorse right now. ragini is one item that the return policy is going to prove to be veryyyyyyy tough for. ๐๐๐
pinky does not know how to read the room. at all. ๐๐๐
shakti/jhanvi and (surprisingly) bhavyaโs silent rage tho. ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
shakti is trying to dad, but beta is too out of it. ๐๐๐
i think ragini is already regretting this whole thing. lmao, we all have those crushes which are way better in our head, coz the reality could never live up to it. this is one of them. she just liked looking at his kanji eyes!!!!!!!!! and now she has to deal with the whole crazy khaandaan that comes with him. ๐๐๐
anikaaaa, baby. no cryyyyyyyyyyyyy. ๐ช๐ช๐ช
LMAO โPYAAARโ, anikaโs brain is like 0 - 200 in 3 seconds. ๐๐๐
haan bas ring ko dekhta reh. fucking idiot. ๐๐๐
ok yeah, i like ragini too now. poor, hilarious, slightly off her rocker but in a kooky way, ragini. ๐๐๐
iโm glad they made ragini more likable. i hate hating on female characters. hating pinky itself is exhausting. ๐๐๐
ooooooooooh, GHARWAALI V/S BAAHARWAALI. ๐ง๐ง๐ง
donโt underestimate our girl here. sheโs not yourย โtypical housewifeโ. ๐๐๐
oh anika... why theย โtum jaisi ladkiโ nonsense???? you donโt even know her. she might end up to be a good one, in the end. like tia did. ๐๐๐
ooooooh snap! point ragini! ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
lol ragini is going all tia-ish on shivaay withย โdestinyโ and shiz. ๐๐๐
ooooop. sapnaaaaaaaa meraaaaaaa toooooot gayaaaaaa. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
thank god this hot mess of a man did the right thing FOR ONCE and cleared it up though. not that itโs going to be of any use. coz ragini is gonna make sure this gets out into the press and becomes a big thing and shivaayโs going to be dragged into this kicking and screaming. ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
quickkkkkkkk recovery. impressive, girl! veryyyyy impressive! ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
sheโs never going to wash that shoulder again. ๐๐๐
anika, why are you still in the damn house? go for your date, idiot. like at least go out and pretend to be on it. so that he burnsssss in his agony for a few hours. ๐๐๐
ouff again kamra and ghar waale issues. why donโt you just pee around the room to mark your territory, you idiots? pfffffffft. ๐๐๐
daaaaaaaamn, anika not in the mood to take ANY shit. basically told him to go fuck himself. i can feel my skin instantly clearing up at her sass. ๐๐๐
OMG ANIKA. YOU ON FIRE. KILL HIM, SIS. FUCKING SLIT HIS THROAT AND DRINK HIS BLOOD! ๐๐๐
โbataane ki zaroorat nahi hai, mujhe pehle se hi sab kuch pata hai.โ
because heโs been stalking you, idiot girl. get the hint. ๐๐๐
TOO MUCH FARAQ-ING, NOT ENOUGH FUCKING. THATโS YOUR PROBLEM KIDS. JUST HAVE SEX ALREADY. ๐๐๐
โachcha? aap move on ho chuke hai? ab MOVE OUT bhi ho jaaiye.โย
*actually, physically throws him out of his own fucking room*ย
OMFG YOUGAIZ, I THOUGHT I WAS IN LOVE WITH ANIKA BEFORE, BUT NOW I KNOW THAT WHAT I USED TO FEEL FOR HER ARE LITTLE BABY FEELINGS OF LIKE. WHAT IโM FEELING RIGHT NOW, THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS. JESUS CHRIST, WHAT A GIRL. WHAT A FUCKING GIRL. AN ICON. A GODDESS. I CANโT BELIEVE IโM WITNESSING THIS WITH MY OWN TWO EYES IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN. #BLESSED ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
aw man, his hurt face. but also his disbelief that she actually fucking threw him out of his own fucking room. iโm just sitting here making weird, inhuman, half-laughing, half-crying snuffly noises. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
gauri kumari sharma, trying to escape this actual hellhole once again... but... ๐๐๐
what horrible dubbing. horrible horrible dubbing. it sounds like kunal is talking from fucking underwater. ๐๐๐
โaur agar main kahoon mat jao? RUK JAO?โ
โKYUN?โย
yaaaaaaaaas, askkkk him, queen. QUESTION HIM. ๐๐๐
yehhhhhhhhh pakdaaaaaaa. ๐๐๐
why does she have a large... tinsel, rakhi type thing hanging from her kangans? ๐ค๐ค๐ค
โMUJHE MERI GALTIYON KA EHSAAS HO GAYA HAI. IโM SORRY.โ
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
gauri, my queen. my perfect, beautiful, flawless queen. ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ
RETURN OF OLD, CALM, SORTED, RATIONAL OMKARA. ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
haha awwwwwww gauri. ๐๐๐
โyeh MERA ghar hai???โ lmaooooooooo oh omki. you adorable fucking pupppyyyyy. ๐๐๐
oh ho, iโm so not interested in rudraโs plot with bhavya. like, i love rudra, and i can tolerate bhavya in the bg reacting to things, but as a couple, ughhhhhhhhh. ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
lmao typicalllll rudra move. remember when sumo kept trying to tell him about romi, and he just wouldnโt listen, and then he blamed her for not telling him???? stupid boy. ๐๐๐
โsarvGUN sampoorn bahuuuuuโ, lollllll. ๐๐๐
the weird dramatic music so doesnโt go with the comic nature of the scene? ๐ค๐ค๐ค
why does he keep sayingย โCOPโ like itโs a dirty word?? ๐๐๐
i mean, cops are fucking dirty... but still... ๐๐๐
ouffffffffffffff, emoshunnnnnnnnnnn. ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
whatever, i still feel NOTHING for these two. ๐๐๐
haaaaaaaye, my three fucking idiots, all together. ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฝ aankhein taras gayii thiiiiii.ย
snorttttttttt โSHUT UP RUDRA!!!!!!!!โ before he even saiddd anything. ๐๐๐
oh yeah, and you being an asshole had ABSOOOOOOLUTELY nothing to do with getting thrown out, eh? ๐๐๐
YAAAAAAAAAAS BHAUJAAAI VENTING TO BULBUL!!!! ๐๐๐ (and bhavya, but lbr who cares about her?)ย
lmaoooo, anikaโs thesis on FARAQ (and steamrolling all over poor gauri.) ๐๐๐
oh yeh lo, idhar yeh bhi lecture de raha hai on the topic du jour. ๐๐๐
dimaag ho, toh nikaal sakte the. you seem to be sharing one dimaag between the three of you. imbeciles. ๐๐๐
bhauuuujaiiiii and bulbulllllllll are sharinggggg vocabularyyyyyyy!!!!!! I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐
so, established that rudraโs birthday is 10th july. heโs a cancerian.ย
funny, iโd have pegged om to be the cancerian. oh well. ๐๐๐
EW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS โLAUNDE HAI KAMAAL KEโ THING NOW???? IโD JUST GOTTEN USED TO DIL BOLE OBEROI AFTER ONE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR AND YOU FUCKERS GO AND SPRING THIS NEW MICHMICHI WAALA SLOGAN ON ME? THE FUCKKKK. ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
naaaaaariiiii sssssakti jindaaabaaaaaad! ๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ฝ๐ฏ๐ฝ
god i love gauri so much. sheโs too fucking cute to be real. ๐๐๐
lmaooooooo everyone got messages, but NEITHER GROUP INVITED PINKY. FUCKING BESTTTTTTTT. ๐๐๐
damnnnn, jhanvi looks so fucking amazing. ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
my godddddddddd, pinky, way to make even THIS about you. victim complex mein post-doctoral kar rakha hai pinky ne. ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
โparty kam, PARTITION zyaada lag raha hai mujhe.โ
snort. tej made a funnnnyyyy. ๐๐๐
ok not laughing at your jokes, you fucking wife burner. ๐๐๐ย
(headcanon: advay singh raizada took arson lessons from tej.)ย
ouff do i have to watch this stupid cheesy cake nonsense? really? iโm already tireddddddd. ๐๐๐
23. we finally have an age for rudra. ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
and how old is bhavya supposed to be again? ๐ค๐ค๐ค
WHY IS THE BIRTHDAY BOY WEARING CLOTHES THAT HAVE BEEN EATEN BY RATS????????? ๐๐๐
also, ouff, such old fashioned birthday song. we have newer options (+more rudra-appropriate), you know? ๐๐๐
*hissing* โrudra, yahaaan aa. 2 v/s 3 ho raha hai, and itโs not fair!โ
businessman of the year, and grownass adult, shivaay singh oberoi, everyone!!!! (fuckinggggggg petty idiot.) ๐๐๐๐
awww the girls got rudyyyy a โpeeeroteen jyaada aur meetha kamโ cake! ๐๐๐
oh boy, om had a hand in making the cake too? *looks at it warily* ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
โhaan gaana koi bhi gaa sakta hai.... lekin sun sab nahi sakte na... aur khaas kar aap gaaye toh...โ hahahahaha ๐๐๐
gauri patting anikaโs arm to console her. ughhhhhhh. i love these two together sooooooooo much. ๐๐๐
pft, om ab tum KHOON AUR KHAANDAAN ke baare mein shuru mat ho jaana. ๐๐๐
โWHATโS GOING ONNNNNNN?โ tej is me. i am tej.ย
... whatโs wrong with that cake? just the icing is a little messed up. why would you still not eat it???? ugh, rich ppl. ๐๐๐
lollllllll rudraaaaa, dhokebaaaaaaaz, dil bole oberoi, kamaal launde whatever my assss. cake khaane ke liye bhool gaya bhaichaara. ๐๐๐
OK SHIVAAY, IโVE TOLERATED A LOT OF YOUR BS, BUT CAKE MUTILATION???????? A WHOLE NEW LOW FOR YOU, FUCKER. A WHOLEEEEEEEEE NEW LOW. ๐ก๐ก๐ก
lol omRuโs faces at this totally extra alpha male garbage. ๐๐๐
the devranis are vaguely uncomfortable with shivaayโs suggestive frosting licking, looking straight at anika. ๐๐๐
anika: โBHAVYA!!!!!!!!!! INHE ARREST KARO! ABHI KE ABHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ
bhavya: *equally mad* โHUM TOH KAR LETE! LEKIN INDIAN PENAL CODE MEIN CAKE KA KHOON KARNE KI KOI SAZAA HI NAHI HAI, KAMBAKHT!!!!!!!โ
lmaoooooooooooooooooo ๐๐๐๐
neither of the cakes was this colour or consistency? yeh teesra cake kahaan se? HOW MANY CAKES DID YOU ASSHOLES DESTROY TO SHOOT THIS FUCKING SCENE????? THERE ARE PEOPLE SUFFERING IN THIS WORLD (ME), CAKE-LESS! ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ
โjeeee baaaaaaaaaaat bhaujaaaaaaaai! bahut bol rahe the bade bhaiyya!โย
lmao oh bulbul. tumse yeh umeed nahi thi! yours was the brOTP i placed about allllll others in this houseeee. ๐๐๐
billu, if you had the slightest bit of sense in your head, youโd pull a holi reprise and smear her back all sexy and shit. but you dumb as fuckkkkkkkkk, so..... ๐๐๐
ok heโs still maarofying chance and feeling her face up all sexily. good. not aaaaaaaas dumb as he looks. ๐๐๐
OMG SMUG KISSY FACE. ๐ง๐ง๐ง
lol anikaโs โfuckkkk off and dieโ face at it, though. ๐๐๐
bulbul decided why should bhaujaiiii have all the fun? ๐๐
haha, cake wali holi. omg whyyyyyyyyyyyyy is she so fucking cuteeeeee? ๐๐๐
pinky and tej be like *maya sarabhai voice* GOD, THIS IS SO MIDDLE CLASS! ๐๐๐
i like that bhavyaโs (seems to be???) stronger/better than rudra. ๐๐๐
lmao omg she was fully going to kick his ass if om hadnโt intervened. ๐๐๐
jungleeeee bachche toh hamesha se the. bas, this is the healthiest way this has manifested in this show ever. ๐๐๐
ok fwding this buddhon ka nonsense. donโt care. ๐๐๐
pinky feeling ostracized. i donโt feel sorry for her at all though. ๐๐๐
ouff, ok, we get it. happyyyy happppy happppppppy. fwding. โฉโฉโฉ
i am happiest for om-gauriiiiiiii, who look so genuinely happy and like theyโre having funnnnnnnn. aw. my babies. ๐๐๐๐ *smooshes them*ย
ooooooooooh. OOOOOOOOOOOOH. BILLU IS QUITE POSSESSIVELY AND HAQ SE MAKING A MOVE ON ANIKA. ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
LICK THE CAKE OFF EACH OTHER, YOU IDIOTS. YOU KNOW YOU FUCKING WANT TO. ๐๐๐
i quite like this dimming lights effect in o jaana moments, to signify that the world outside the two of them ceases to exist for each other. ๐๐๐
lo aaa gayi, cake mein haddi. ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
no wonder shivaay and gauri love each other so much. both are EXTRA AF. ๐๐๐
โapni apni waali ko uthaao, aur kamre mein leke jaao!โย
dadi be progressive (and kinky) as fuckkkkkkkk. ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
haaaaaaaaaye. my boyssssss. and their girlsssssss. ๐๐๐ย
ugh, and bhavya. ๐๐๐
WHAT EVEN IS THIS FAMILY?????????? ๐๐๐
pfffffffft, bewakoof toh tum teeno ho. awwal number ke. premium grade. best in the country. ๐๐๐
โtum log humaara WOH bana rahe ho.โ
โpapppu?โ
โhaan, same thing.โ
*muttering*ย โbanaaye hue ko aur kitna banana?โย
anikaโs snark is what powers me through life. ๐๐๐
ooooop. things got super serious super suddenly. ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
pfffffffft, coordinated and choreographed moving. totalllllly natural and human like. ๐๐๐
eeeeeeeeeee, faraqqqqqqqq games continueeeee tomorrrrrow. wet billuโs getting alll up and sexyyyyyyyyy on my girl. ๐๐๐ย
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