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#i forgot how much i loved magnus???
mango-sideburns · 9 months
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My fav thing about TAZ is that any aspect out of context sounds fucking bonkers.
Like, in the balance finale there's a scene in which Garfield (who is very specifically never described visually bc most people imagine him as like. The Lasagna Cat. Who in this universe is the most powerful warlock in the realm and also has a hobby of cloning people, which is great for the one character that got forced into haunting a mannequin) is summoned by an alien spaceship that runs on the power of friendship so he could beat up some flashing balls. In D&D.
And that was just. Such a normal scene in the narrative. No one blinked an eye. I would like to bow down to Griffins clear unmatched talent for making me feel such big emotions over ridiculous shit like a goddamned umbrella or a regular ass pair of jeans or the idea of a taco recipe.
#taz balance#the adventure zone#taz#i have. so many drafts of this post decontexualizing so many different scenes.#merle killing a room of autism creature looking things by asking them to tell the truth which then summons god#also merle retiring from his retirement to run fantasy margaritaville under the title Earl Merle#magnus the mannequin telling taako and merle to find the baby voidfish bc the big voidfish sung at him real hard bc in the century he#just now remembered (bc hes a mannequin not a human boy)#he gifted an alien jellyfish with dozens of shitty wooden ducks. he forgot that century bc his friend fed the jellyfishs baby a book#the gnome version of Teddy Rucksbin turns out to be the universes most competent spaceship pilot. hes also a talented opera singer#a man named Barry Bluejeans is dead and uses his ghost haunting powers to gift the three heroes badges that they cant see#right before theyre shuttled off in a cannonball to save a space lab full of kitschy elevators thats snowing pink tourmaline#barry also uses his ghost powers to hold hands with magnus and make random shapes in midair like a dresser when theyre trapped in a#fantasy version of The Dating Game hosted by ghost Jesse and James Rocket who steal bodyparts if you lose their game.#or like in campaign how a dude who wiped out in the first three seconds of ninja warrior convinces a human wifi router#who owns a bible theme park to take the apparent King of America to the white house on their hovercraft to be trued for treason#after he announced his intent to take over the country in a televised debate with an inuit goddess who is sometimes trapped in the body#of an HR worker all Donald Blake/Thor style#anyways. this show is ridiculous and i love it So Much
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nvskyprospekt · 9 days
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helen the distortion 🌀
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adding 'canarys should stay above ground' to the list of one liners by jonny sims that have me in a terrified chokehold
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roseddraws · 10 days
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Michael
(Aka my excuse to play around with Procreate effects and brushes I never use)
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ghostsangels · 4 months
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I did that one Steven universe meme☠
(The quality is better if u click on it😭)
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cheesestick402 · 2 years
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MAHTIN?!?!
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vitamin-zeeth · 10 months
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ROBIN LENNOX OUR KING HE DESERVED ANOTHER APPEARANCE HE DESERVED A LEADING ROLE MANIFESTING HIM AS THE PROTAGONIST OF TMP
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i-likestuff86 · 2 months
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you ever start listening/reading/watching a piece of media you haven’t interacted with in a while and fall in love with it all over again
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twerlint · 1 year
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I thought about Tim Stoker today
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inconspicuous-clovers · 11 months
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"Do you even know they're lying to you?" -The Distortion
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im gonna tbh with yall, listening to magnus archives again without the constant fanon bleed and regular discussion etc.... definitely colors it a different way lol! i have more criticisms than i did when i listened to it the first time and it makes me a bit sad because i love it so so soso much. just coming up on the unknowing arc and i'm mentally strapping myself in because i'm realizing things [I dont like jmart very much / would like it MUCH BETTER if martin was actually a twist villain and web aligned i keep seeing the wires johnny i am shaking you by the shoulders DID YOU TAKE WEB ALIGNED EVIL MARTIN FROM US TO APPEASE THE FOUND FAMILY FANFICTION SOFT TEENAGE FANS ..... tell me why jonelias is so much more appealing to me now relistening to it as a grown ass woman . PAIN].
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alec-lightwood-bane · 3 months
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y'all I got bored and decided to reread the red scrolls of magic again for the first time since like 2020, and I fear my malec obsession is not as dead as a thought it was 😭
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mothmanismyuncle · 2 years
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GERRY MY BELOVED
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boxoflooseteeth · 1 year
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im relistening to the magnus archives, and i just finished season 1, and Holy Shit i know ive heard this before, but im literally foaming at the mouth
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soughtreasure · 2 years
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it’s   the   tone   in   @heldwoven​​’s   voice   that   has   magnus   hesitating.   he   had   opened   the   door   with   a   flourish,   already   knowing   through   his   wards   that   it   was   clary   who   was   coming   and   that   she   was   alone.   the   chairman   had   protested   to   having   to   move   off   of   his   place   on   the   warlock’s   lap,   but   he   had   promised   sufficient   treats   later   for   the   error   of   his   ways.   he   could   have   used   magic   to   open   the   door   to   the   apartment,   but   something   hadn’t   felt   right.   usually   clary   would   have   a   whole   host   of   shadowhunters   with   her,   those   that   he   had   come   to   care   about   even   if   he   couldn’t   say   the   words.   the   blond,   isabelle,   her   friend   with   the   glasses,   alexander   even.   it   was   more   worrisome   than   not,   to   know   that   she   was   alone.   something   must   have   happened.   and   then   her   voice,   the   way   it   waivers   as   he   looks   at   her,   cat   eyes   meeting   her   own,   his   eyebrows   lift   up   in   concern.   “   come   in   biscuit,   you   don’t   need   an   invitation.   “   he   said   with   a   dramatic   roll   of   his   eyes,   shutting   the   door   with   a   flick   of   his   wrist.   
because   even   if   magnus   wanted   to   deny   it,   he   had   always   had   a   soft   spot   for   the   redheaded   girl   who   came   with   her   mother   to   have   her   memories   of   their   world   taken.   “   i   am   glad   to   see   you   without   the   rest   of   your   shadowhunter....   “   he   waved   his   hand   as   he   thought   for   the   correct   word.   instantly   two   martinis   appeared   on   the   coffee   table,   awaiting   them,   “   hoard.   i   hate   when   they   track   the   muck   into   my   humble   abode.   “   even   if   one   of   those   said   shadowhunters   was   magnus’   favorite   person,   and   boyfriend,   he   would   never   lose   an   opportunity   to   diss   the   nephilim   or   to   hopefully   make   clary   smile. 
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mongeese · 2 years
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guess who’s writing a new long podcast essay :) tma this time instead of wolf 359. it’s a dual character study of jon and martin’s egos and how they contribute to the apocalypse and it’s already 660 words
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