#i hate him fr

[housewifebuck]

WHY are his lips so PINK? Only to drive me insane

I KNAURRR

#I hate him fr #asks #anonymous

[whoblewboobear]

Kyle was so full of shit in that talk with Michael. Like how can you say you’re willing to get rid of predator for the LO when just earlier this week you bitched and moaned that you didn’t wanna touch the block and you didn’t want her to touch the block AND were ready to lead the downfall of the leftovers in favor of an all white alliance?? Like bro WHAT??

#I hate him FR #him Jasmine and Daniel all went up to Michael to backtrack #clown’s the lot of them #if there’s typos I’ll fix’em later I just got my eyes dilated 🤧 #bb24

[lancelot-sharpkeen]

did they ever come up with some absurd story about their scars?

[ skasks ( scar asks ) ; ACCEPTING ]

[ no need!

Not when most of the time the truth is way more interesting than reality! All of his heroic tales and scars memories are 100% true babeyyy ]

#i hate him fr #vilestblood #|| ☼ | ғʀᴏᴍ ᴢᴇʀᴏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀᴏ [] about&headcanons | ☼ ||

[theylovethish0e]

I need therapy

#coquette #lana del rey #doellette #pinterest #girlboss #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #I hate him fr #maybe I love him idk #emma roberts

[4l13n]

fictional men wouldn't do this to me

#i hate him fr

[tomathy-inside-of-the-it]

Tommy: 🤪😜 Fancam!

SHUT UPPPPPPP

#tommyinnit #I hate him fr

[omgsomeonesomewhereonearth]

Hello. I have a story to share. There is a very attractive boy in my university course. He has wavy shoulder length hair and beautiful eyes and I have seen him wear a bandana on two occasions and a cool leather jacket on one. He kayaks as a hobby. I have spoken to him twice and texted him sporadically (in other words, we don't know eachother well).

Yesterday he and I and another person from our course were all walking home together and I was attempting to make small talk. When this very beautiful boy told me "Yeah, I think I'm probably going to go home and practice guitar." There are many things I could have said to that to that.

"Oh cool, how long have you been playing?"

"What kind of music do you like?"

"Oh, I tried to learn guitar once."

LITERALLY ALL OF THESE would be better than what I actually blurted out in the moment, which was:

"Ugh, ofcourse you fucking play guitar."

I'm- I don't??? I'm SORRY. Can someone, literally anyone come over here and teach me how to behave like a real person, especially around pretty people, because I don't know how to do it??

#i hate him #I've decided i hate him #i also learned that it's not even guitar it's fucking bass #it's like everything about this fucking man was specifically engineered to be specifically attractive to me #and therefore render me into a stupid idiot fool who can't control his mouth every time im talking to him #he's so hot you don't understand #he has this voice and this pretty hair and a lovely smile and Im just #fuck #i hate him fr #hes in all my classes except one as well so he can look forward to me shoving my foot fully down my own throat some more in the future #god he took it really nicely as well which makes it worse

[angryatbones]

me beating the shit out of byrne over and over again for days and getting 5626373 ranch gates

#i hate him fr #got all his weapons EXCEPT for the one i need #dude keep your furniture and give me that blade #pirate101 #p101

[comradekatara]

> be zuko

> try desperately to ingratiate yourself within the avatar’s friend group (to no avail, of course, because you have terrible social skills, and previously tried to kill them, also)

> try to fight off the human wmd you previously hired to blow them all up

> fail miserably, because he is indestructible

> watch as sokka effortlessly kills him with a very precise boomerang throw to the brain

> suddenly recall every single time you got hit in the head by his boomerang

> feel immense gratitude for what you had previously dismissed as uncle’s obnoxiously stringent and paranoid over-emphasis on the importance of helmet safety

#zuko #sokka #combustion man #iroh #sokka could’ve taken down all of unanimity with his boomerang #he and yangchen would’ve been the fucking dream team fr #altho i guess jujinta also has rly precise aim so he basically fulfills that role #but like. sokka has precise aim AND everything else kavik has (except for waterbending but like. he doesn’t even need it) #anyway. these tags are not relevant to the post at all #also i think zuko would like the helmet bc a) they’re regulation so he feels more militaristic in them and b) they cover his scar #but for the purposes of this joke of he hates the way they compress on his skull and he also whines before iroh makes him put it on #honestly both are equally plausible to me #so let’s just say it’s a combination thereof

[lotus-pear]

dazai in the new chapter looks like those bratty 10yo girls behind their mom at sephora who refuse to take a single item off even though the bill is at like $1500

#hate his ass i hope fyodor possessed him or smt #also not him rolling around the floor like a dying roach while chuuya was like “CAN YOU STOP THAT!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!” #i need them both to shut up and die fr #bungou stray dogs #bsd

[psychicvelociraptor]

i’ll never get over the irony of the guy who stole my girlfriend being a tom wambsgans fan. like?????? you are literally nate sofrelli?????

#succession #mospeaks #i hate him fr

[hoppingoutcasketfresh]

LEE HAECHANNNN YOU DID IT AGAIN

#i hate him fr #no srl graduation?????????? #HE SOUNDS SO GOOD #UGHHHHHH

[hibiscuit-rose]

just started s3 of bcs when will chuck die

#flighty talky #this is a joke dont tell actually tell me lol #i hate him fr

[silly-mp3]

if sn**g joins tumblr i’m gonna blow EVERYTHING UP

#I HATE HIM FR