i diagnose you with hot
bob the builder hot
i am not saying bob the builder is hot, im just saying you have the hotness of a handyman. you're humble, down to earth, and exist with an easy confidence that takes peoples breath away. you always seem to know exactly what you are doing. you may still be stuck in your hometown, but you have quite the reputation. you do get a lot of business, after all. people around here sure tend to break things an awful lot, and they always call you, listening through the phone reciever with a light blush and bated breath, for your inevitable "I'll help you."
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tagging: @runningracingdancingchasing (for either this blog or your others), @thelostmadrigals, @ofvang, idk steal this
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Kristen is NEVER beating the hey mamas lesbian allegations 😭😭😭
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So
Fun fact
I work at a Renaissance Faire
And sometimes customers will bring little trinkets to give the actors/employees of the park
And today I was ringing up a person's order and they go "would you like a Cursed Object"
I said yes of course I would love a Cursed Object
Because that's just what you say when someone offers a Cursed Object
I finish up their order and in return I am gifted this:
And was promptly informed that they had made 128 of these
So ya know, I'll definitely be treasuring this for the rest of my life
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to this day i still think the #1 funniest thing ofmd has ever done was to take the world's fanciest-dressed dapper lil gentleman, have him witness some sort of theatrical play one singular time and immediately put him in a massive black turtleneck
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Sometimes I like to allow myself to act like a child and buy toys like random mini blind boxes because, well, I like miniature stuff, but also I'll find one that has random fashion shit in it like this
Which ends up perfectly fitting my Deadpool figurine thus launching him into his new modelling career
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I am noticing a pattern in this weeks Daily Degurechaff post's. Namely [being very rude], [👉👈], and [quietly seething]. It seems to me like she got in trouble for being rude, tried to look innocent, and then sent to her room. Either Lergen was the one who caught her, or the old general's. I see Lergen being the one who sent her to her room. I see him being a bit more harsh then the general's, explaining why she is more mad pouty instead of sad.
were gonna pretend like I'm a genius who did that completely intentionally because thats fucking hilarious
lergen and zettour (and also probably rudersdorf, though hes not depicted here) try to coparent tanya only they all disagree on the best way to do so, so they're all contradictory
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guys I am breaking my silence to share that I did in fact watch hazbin hotel and I enjoyed it and I cannot believe it’s real <3 I have many words to say that I cannot think of right now but we’ll come back to that at a later date
for now my thought to share is this… ler vox or OR BETTER YET!!! lee vox <3
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y'know how earlier I was like "I'm having so much trouble hitting the right keys and putting letters in the right order when typing anything"? yeah...
[ID: a search bar with "yoyuthube" typed in it. end ID]
come watch videos on *checks notes* YoyuThube, apparently
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why the fuck did a hallucination version of you ask to read smut, only showing it after you chased me around my house and after I showed it you said you were proud of my before you proceeded to adopt me???
(Here’s some artist recreations of the situation)
(/j, I mean it’s a real situation but I asked for sillies)
Oh? Very interesting.
Unfortunately I cannot answer your question at this time.
I have no recollection of doing any of this, have you considered getting your eyes checked?
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