#i love seeing other ppls opinions on the sibs

[baahsu]

hellooo baah :))) ive yet again come here to ask your opinion on smthn vs(cest) related bc i love your takes :]. so, how d'you feel about the vs sibs having a system (and kinda a kink ig? idk them and their possessive asses prolly find it hot lmao) where whenever a person one of them likes wears their color, that means that person has been 'claimed' by whomever's color they decided to wear?

^ that was a shitty ass explanation so let me give you a somewhat less shitty example: reiju wants to hit up some hot maid girl in the castle and said hot maid girl in the castle realizes this and chooses to wear pink accents in her outfit the next day. this means she 'belongs' to reiju bc shes sporting her color. ya feel me?

now, does this *stop* the other siblings from hitting on a claimed person? oh no not at all lmao- not if the sibling finds the person attractive and wants to fuck them. the color system's basically just a warning to the others that if you hit on the claimed person and the sibling who 'owns' them isn't comfortable with sharing they get a free pass to rag on your ass lmao

BUT. thats just the system for ppl who the sibs wanna fuck. but when the sibs wanna fuck *EACH OTHER…*

imagine ichiji sitting at the breakfast table one morning with subtle green accents to his outfit- a detail everyone but his siblings (and maybe ceaser bc the vs sibs sex life is his favorite soap opera lmao) would miss, signifying that he wants to be dicked down by yonji sometime during the day. or reiju coming last to train because her nails are now a nice shade of blue as she looks at niji with a subtle flirtatious smile (hes getting pegged later :]). or sanji picking up on the system during wci and choosing to wear just *slightly* visible red lingerie under his dress shirt to signifying to ichiji that he needs to be the one ripping it off later

okok do you SEE my vision? yes? no? maybe? well either way my whole ass reason for writing this was:

just. thinking about niji abusing the fuck out of this system and becoming the whore he's always deserved to be. like he'd choose a different color every day- his normal fit being subtly paired with something else. maybe its red cufflinks, pink-accented headphones, combat boots that shine green in the sun, midnight black goggles (dont ask how sanji would be around to pick up on this after wci its a smut ask it doesnt need to make sense igsiagigwigw), or even a mix. whoevers attention he was wanting that day, he'd subtly send them a message, and make sure they see it.

this all climaxing when all of 0134 are done with his "disloyal" (they drc they just wanna excuse to fuck that twink) ass and decide to momentarily team up, ignoring him for an entire day but making sure he sees the way they're all hitting on *each other", leaving niji horny, pissed and alone and struggling to go to bed...

..until 0134 all bust down nijis door at like midnight and fuck him to tears. yonji fucking him until his thighs and legs are numb, ichiji making him practically choke to death on his cock, sanji riding his dick till hes screaming n crying, and reiju sitting on/riding his face so hard he cant breathe. theyre all saying shit like "if youre really *that* desperate for all of our attention then just say it, whore" and nijis trying to be snarky and talk back but hes too busy drooling and begging for more to even formulate a sentence

this ends with one of them (coughichijicough) saying something like "if you don't want this embarrassment to happen to you again then pick a damn color, you slut." before they all leave him sweaty and reeking of sex..

he wears the most abhorntly mismatched outfit ever of red, green, pink, and black the next day btw :3cc

AND SCENE LMAO. sending my weekly ask and making it niji related bc i dont write abt him enough <3<3

You say you like my takes but I feel like yours are always so much better and so muchore thought out 🫣💜

Like, when you mentioned the color system my mind immediately went to niji practically wearing a rainbow outfit

At first he just wanted to mess with everyone, get them all on edge and feel like he has some control over them, like he's interested in all of them, but who does he want first? He's not gonna tell 🤭 they need to find out and fight for his time and attention 🤭

He didn't count on them not getting caught in his little trap tho and the result was exactly as you said

He learned his lesson and from then onwards decided to keep wearing his ridiculous rainbow outfits, a slut like him needs to be constantly put in his place and he'll make sure his siblings are doing their job on that 😌

(ok but I just have to say that the dynamics you wrote between niji and the four are everything I could've asked for?? Like, are you reading my mind bc from him choking on ichiji's dick to reiju riding his face and sanji riding him and yonji fucking him to next week??? I'm??? Perfectly curated to my very specific tastes, it felt like a five course meal 😋)

#vinsmokecest #vinsmokes headcanons

[tua-hottakes]

Honestly, I find Vanya the most annoying out of all the UA. Klaus annoys me but I also like him and find him funny, so I'm always 50/50 on him. Luthor is just... Bland to me, so I don't really care about him. I adored Ben and was super sad when he gave himself up so Vanya could live, but then I saw he'd be in the upcoming season and that was super exciting.

Lila's just annoying and disinteresting overall. I loved Diego at first but then the 'new' version of him when they go back in time is kind of... Eh. I'm undecided. I liked him when he was more put together.

I love Allison, especially the way she is after she finds herself and a purpose when they go back in time. I love how kind she is and how direct, and honestly I'm glad she found someone that isn't Luthor.

Five ever so slightly reminds me of a more unhinged, less refined Hannibal Lecter/Sherlock Holmes. I find his character probably the most interesting of them all; but then again he is the one with the most story focus, so I guess its kind of unfair to say that.

I think all the white characters get given the 'white people special treatment', honestly. All of them have bad qualities and irredeemable qualities and it all boils down to how attractive the fans find them and how much the fans relate to them.

Ohhh thanks for the hot takes! I disagree with most of them 😘

Diego? Put together? The guy that got arrested like 2 times in s1? At least the mental institution is a step in the right direction lmaoo.

Love the idea of Five as Hannibal tho, just munchin on whats left of the commission. Also i love that in your head Hannibal and Sherlock are similar enough to put a slash between like they are the same type of character 😂😂 and the fact that it looks like a ship sjaagajb

Doesnt it always boil down to attractiveness and relatability with any characters tho?

#tua hot takes #the umbrella academy #i love seeing other ppls opinions on the sibs #goes to show everyone sees smth different in the characters #we criticise but they are all so sexy and complex!!! #ask

[letbenfuck2021]

003 | Klaus Hargreeves!

ryah!!! thank you!!! ooooo man, idk tho. I think I may have some.......unpopular opinions

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character:

this may sound weird but.....I miss Klaus tbh. I think they really watered down his character in s2 because what was so interesting about Klaus was not necessarily his bombastic personality or his peculiar slightly goth, slightly fem style of dress and ornamentation (though I enjoyed those aspects of his character) it was how vulnerable he was. Klaus is a character whose personal traumas had left him gutted, led him to addiction, destitution, and isolation. Sheehan mentioned that Klaus is also entirely self-serving and selfish and it isn’t until he falls in love for the first time that he does something that isn’t for himself. I don’t think its strange or “bad” that Klaus is incredibly selfish and self-serving. If you look at his life and his history, I think most ppl would say that he’d have to be that way to survive but the idea that love, perhaps one of the most vulnerable acts that someone can engage in, is what compels him to act outside of his selfish norm.....there’s something very beautiful about that. A character who had suffered so much from his vulnerability, his openness (I see his powers in the show as a representation of an inability to close/hold boundaries, being an open sore) and to have such a beautiful, affirming experience as the result of vulnerability......idk there was something there that had a lot of resonance.....really wish they had taken it a little more seriously and explored it more rather than making everything about him into a joke ahahahaha

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

hmmmmmmm Ben, Diego, and Dave

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

Klaus & Allison, the two extroverts of the family but also I think they have a lot in common in terms of how they’ve chosen to deal with their trauma and they are kind of inversions of one another

My unpopular opinion about this character:

I think the fandom largely woobifies and babies him. Klaus is a nearly 30 year old man in canon, probably old after the time jumps. While I sympathize his plight and I feel for him, I still think he is an adult who, in canon, makes his choices good and bad and that he often doesn’t consider how his actions affect others around him. He is very selfish and self-centered, he can be incredibly mean (see; how he kept Ben from the rest of his siblings). He’s fucked up. He’s just as gnarled and nasty as the rest of the Hargreeves and I think that the sibs have every right to doubt him even when we the audience knows he’s right.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

oh gosh, the same thing I wish they had done with ALL THE CHARACTERS IN S2. I wish they had given Klaus the opportunity to grow and deal with shit ON SCREEN. Like...okay Dallas is a veeeeery sparse arc in the comics so I understand the show’s need to find a way to populate it to fill a whole season but instead of weird, confusing, and ultimately useless plot shit and romances, I wish they had used the time to have all the characters really come to terms with the last season ON SCREEN. yeah yeah, you can make the argument that they did the development during the time skips but ultimately, that’s development that they DIDN’T FUCKING WRITE and that they DIDN’T FUCKING SHOW US. I actually HATE the adage of “show don’t tell” but in the case of s2, THEY SHOULD HAVE SHOWN US THE DEVELOPMENT. And instead of all the sibs basically getting better and developing while apart (which ultimately defeats the purpose of s1 which tried to posit that the sibs are better together), they should have had all the sibs be together for majority of the season with it ENDING on them getting separate, maybe by being placed in Hotel Oblivion by Reginald in the new timeline, maybe by being split up by time travel bullshit. It was TOO SOON to split the sibs up again and I felt that it showed just how poor and lazy the writing team is that their only avenue for conflict is just splitting up the sibs and resulting miscommunication.

my het ship:

hmmmmmm hard to say just cuz I don’t think he has much romantic tension with any female character on the show tbh. this may be a crack pairing but....maybe Patch/Klaus ahahahah

my fem/slash ship:

horrance, kliego, and klave

my OTP:

Ben/Klaus, goooooooooood!!!!! I wish they had developed that relationship more. Like....especially if they had expanded how Klaus could use ghosts for information? If, instead of having the sublimation of his power just be more physical fighting, that it would be having familiars who could travel from him and enter into places and situations and gather vital information???? like Ben being Klaus’ familiar is........very good for me ahahahah

my OT3:

ben/klaus/diego there’s not a lot i liked from s2 but that tender hug that diego and ben shared is definitely one of them

my cross over ship:

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh Klaus/Thomas from Odd Thomas ahahahahaha!!!!!

my kink:

mean!Klaus. I wish they would let him be cattier ahahahah

a head cannon fact:

he’s an excellent driver but pretends not to be for the drama of it all

my gender bend:

hmmmmmm I think it Klaus would largely remain the same ahahahahah!!!! but if I were the choose and actress to play a genderbent!Klaus maybe someone like Krysten Ritter??

#klaus hargreeves #tua #tua salt #long post #text post #ask meme

[gumjester]

Some Of Yall Bout To Be Real Mad At Me, But It Must Be Said

lets talk heightcanons

despite my love of the headcanon that ppl from wonderland r just really short for no reason, in my mind the wonderlandians have never been short, apart from kitty, because its funny to apply it to her doing some troublesome shit and just getting scooped up and put in Kitty Did A Bad Thing Jail like ppl do with their housecats. anyway kitty’s 5′2″, maddies 5′4″ but only just, bunny is 5′5″, and lizzie is 5′10″ because her tall girl energy is POTENT im SORRY. alistair is 5′11″ bc of my other semi-related headcanon but more on that LATER

on the charming sibs, i see daring as 6′3″ because i am morally bound to honour the trope of Huge Jock Who Could Pick You Up And Throw You 20 Feet Is An Absolutely Harmless Idiot, Surprise! darling is 5′11″ but says shes 6′0″ for the clout because again, TALL GIRL ENERGY. i dont make the rules. i also dont make the rule that dexter is a short king because he just IS. hes 5′6″ and that’s a fact

raven is 5′8″ i dont have a reason she just carries that energy. apple is 5′4″ for the same spiritual reason

i wrote all of these really assertively lmao but trust me this is just my personal interpretation of the vibes from the show. also feel free to roast tf out of this post bc i know these opinions r unpopular HA

#eah #ever after high #kitty cheshire #maddie hatter #madeline hatter #lizzie hearts #bunny blanc #alistair wonderland #daring charming #darling charming #dexter charming #raven queen #apple white

[lochroma]

[SMASH ANNOUNCER VOICE] IKE (for the character meme.... >:3)

YEAAAAAAAAAAA

How I feel about this character: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAHDJEHDH!!!!🥺💖💖💖💖 one of my absolute fave comfort characters of several years

All the people I ship romantically with this character: def ike/ranulf, uhh (taps url)- but more on that later, lowkey ike/link and ike/roy based on fanart i saw but that was like. years ago lmao. YES its mostly cross shipping and i can live with that

My unpopular opinion about this character: that he's not stupid!! he actually does think quite a bit and he's intelligent as we can see in game, he's just very blunt and logical about his spoken observations and doesn't talk much outside of what's necessary, at least to people he's not especially closed to anyways.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: can we PLEASE get more dumb siblings content in canon?? please?? im a very desperate middle child just here to see some Fun Family Times(tm), the good and the bad. also i wish canon would've allowed ike more fleshed out interpersonal relationships with the rest of the mercenaries bc you KNOW he cares about the og mercenary crew with everything he has (minus shinon. we don't talk abt him tho 😤)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: ikesoren probably!! in my heart, they have a more familial relationship and soren actually grows emotionally into being dependant on other individuals outside of ike, like. healthy ways to cope with childhood trauma!! also, i feel like he would've been part of the family from the start, had he returned with ike to the village when they were kids.

my OTP: hh. ikemarth,,, and im both sorry and very much not sorry. in a perfect world, the bunches of shitty, f*jo-written fics and artworks don't exist and only ppl who understand the characters' real personalities are allowed to create content. that's how it is, sorry!

my cross over ship: a bold assumption that im not stuck in crackship hell! this is the hill im buried under tho. (aka, ikemarth again)

a headcanon fact: FAT IKE!! fat greil sibs are real and canon. i played tellius myself i know how it goes.

#shoebox notes #ask game #THANK YOU DUDE. MANY KISSES MWAH 💖💖💖(no homo tho)

[zelebirbo]

oo hfhfh fcuk..... oh my god..... of gh fhg fdndfk

honestly just hearing that my stuff makes ppl as happy is such a gift by itself 4 me??? i draw all this fanart first n foremost for myself but hearing other ppl feeling equally as enthralled by it just rly makes me life. thank u so much im so fucking honored that my stuff has brought enough joy into ur day that u would want to make ME, the goblin bird, something 

u ofc do not have to make me anything man!! again the fact u’d even OFFER is something i appreciate, and i rly do mean that! but since ur askin and if u RLY RLY wanna do it (or maybe you just need some ideas in general bc ik i cant draw everything that comes to my head for this gang esp when i have other things i gotta do) i’ll give u some prompts - if for like nothing else the just as as thank u for this nice ask 

i’m assuming ur specifically asking abt ee so all my stuff’s gonna be abt ee ok ok here we go

- stuff of howie and percy’s dynamic. i ADORE their canon dynamic so much. idk if i’ve ever seen anything quite like their rivals-who-seem-to-hate-eachother-but-upon-closer-inspection-respect-and-care-for-eachother-despite-how-they-butt-heads before? certainly not executed like theirs. give me EVERYTHING that explores their dynamic. like like. a situation where someone hires them BOTH for an architectural job instead of making them compete and how they handle the opportunity of working together. or like hijinks of percy having to chase a criminal through one of howie’s construction sites. or that kinda thing. listen listen they feel like they have a lot of history to them n i feel the possibilities r ENDLESS and i CARE ABOUT THEM SO MUCH

- would also appreciate content of howie in general PLEASE give him as much love as the main arc trios he is brilliant stupendous hard-working and i WILL bleed for him. jello cannot stop me from taking a bullet for this man

- ‘gio should be molly’s new dad’ ‘indus should be molly’s new dad’ ‘ramsey should be molly’s new dad’ ok but everybody be quiet for two seconds and hear me out: bee dad. bear daughter. howie’s. imo. probably the most capable of the notable guy charas to handle caring for a kid like molly as a parental figure (gio’s a kid himself and they’re more sibs vibes, indus ilu but you really are out here w one braincell, and ramsey looks like he cannot handle kids at ALL even if he tried. also just look at howie treats his ‘worker bees’.that’s dad. that’s DAD) and i feel like he’d have a p cool dynamic w her bc of how hardworking she is despite all the shit she’s been through. just listen. listen. SOMEBODY should capitalize on this concept. also in my humble opinion howie would tear martin to shreds for neglecting his job as both a parent and a toymaker 

- percy and ramsey vs zora stuff. while i respect everyone who likes seeing them as an ot3 i personally prefer their canon dynamic that just boils down to the garfielf ‘time to kick ramsey off the table ‘no zora that’s my pet rat, ramsey’ ‘you’re going into orbit, you stupid rodent’ it’s fun, exciting, intense action stuff that i feel could be explored more, esp since zora got away

- my absolute favorite ee humor is ‘bizarre threatening shit that zora probably did to ramsey in the apparent 2 days she was hunting him down to fuck with his head’. examples include my caramelldansen @ 3am parody, day 23 in the chamber, the kitkat man vine, and this duck toy vid. idk why it’s so fucking funny to me but it is. so ya i’d be down for some of that. just let zora be a weird cowboy cryptid bastard whos favorite pasttime includes rat bullying

- stuff on percy and ramsey’s dynamic 2 actually.... tbh idc if it’s platonic or romantic or whatever i just ADORE how they interact so MUCH and i lOVE THEM. buddy cop stuff buddy cop stuff buddy cop st

- zora just being the feral cryptid bicon she is i love her

uhh thats abt my ‘i care these characters’ dump hdsijkfsldkf!! im rly sleepy bc i just had a hell workshift so a lot of this might sound like complete babbling and i apologize

hope u enjoy it again thank u SO Much for liking my stuff that is genuinely is all i can ask for all the rest of this is is Bonus Deal stuff to express my gratitude for u even offering + wanting to encourage ur fanfic passion bc i love supporting the other creators around me however i am able

#Zele Squawks #anonymous #ee #epithet erased #i will put this in the main tag but only the main tag so that i dont annoy the entire ee fandom w me crying over ppl being nice 2 me #someone: compliments me like this #me: h *blinks out of existence to cry a lot* #again. and i cant emphasize this enough: thank uuuuuuuuuu ;w;

[arodrwho]

cr 2.100 lb!!!!!!!

how many moons has it been??

so many that gdocs stopped telling me i often open this gdoc round this time

had to search for this fucker manually

wild

anyway aaaaaaaa

it’s OLD MUSIC

music from the OLDEN TIMES

of THREE MONTHS AGO

before STUFF and THINGS

i am DELIGHTED

i was HANDFLAPPING in the KITCHEN so INTENSELY i was HITTING my SHOULDERS like some kind of STEREOTYPE

HIIIIIIII

i’m not having emotions YOU’RE having emotions

on a lighter note MATT’S HAIR

i would love to have his hair if i wouldn’t love so vry .. girly e

oh gosh

hey what a nerd

this is dumb and cheesy and feels . uncomfortably tacky as a way of acknowledging BLM? probably should look elsewhere for more qualified opinions on that

buT i’m soft

how does sam manage to make terribly cheesy things but be like. intentional & tongue in cheek abt it enough that they’re sweet anyway and not just Only embarrassing

oh! a list! good

naacpldf.org

oh i just noticed the little 100 in the corner, that’s cute

does he feel silly holding that face for so long. i would feel silly

helo theme tune

i have no idea what the fuck fjord just said but he sounded supremely competent

what’s the betting a not-insignificant portion of the fandom just went “fjord hot”

oh i forgot nott was master gunner

mm combat prep not my fave i am 2048 times

oh GOD it’s nott

NOTT went “fjord hot”

why did i not predic this

amazin it’s firing time

skgdjfgh marius

what the fuck did u say w/ur mouth

PTRL - permission to reload

o i see

hm

sam , makes chaos

oh fuck yeah

polymor PH

ooooo polymorph AGA IN

o it worked

okay

turtle,

gooooood

good turtle

dkg

this is a uhhh

very m9 solution i must say

o heck yea

o

well

treasure..

why does a turtle want treasure

what are u going to do with treasure big ol turtle friend

does the ocean have capitalism

what thef uck

or maybe it’s just pretty

“‘i don’t need a mate’ is the cry of a horny lonely person” as an ace there are things i could say but like. u right. that particular phrasing? u right

anyway

bro u ask god things directly like

a lot

i remember back in the day when u were like

i only wanna use this in special circumstances

like after fjord’s whole backstory quest failed to get him the answers he wanted abt vandren vandran vandrin whoever the motherfuck of spelling

anyway

my point being that u now ask things a fUCk lot

is she going to ask if she’s

yeah

i love jester

can’t even be that upset about that word of god romo caleb bc like. u just look at her. and she’s lovable

oh whwat the fuck

we got folks?? folks????? what

hm

man why the fuck do i always tune back into Anatomy Jokes

anyway

hm

oh worm ppl on my dash suggesting vandren might be here???? oh WORM

i love orly

flowers !!

i’m jealyous

of them getting to see pretty flowers & of matt’s describey smell

dlkfdkjgh yA SHa

i love that she just,

she just,,, 

says they should try it,

ngl lil disappointed nobody else tried it. somebody pls write fic of that it would b funny

oh funky why r they all anxious

explayne

“iiIII noticed something” dkdflkjgh i love her

i would kill & die for her

fu ck

what the fuck. 2? sets of feet?

like 2 ppl or like a centaur

or

big allfours creature ?

OH FUCK YEAH

FFFFFU C K  YEAH

f u c k    yeah

i know what this iiiiiiiiis

i know what this is.

at least,

i THINK i know what this is

displacer beast sounds like

sidenote in my lil tiny fambly game & my mom & sib tried to adopt a babby displacer beast

didn’t work sadly i wANTED IT SO BAD

but alas no. no,

hohohohohooho whomst is THIS

oh fucking cool

oh good i wasn’t wrong that would’ve been disappointing as fuck

: O!!!!!!!!!!!

[mulan voice] a WOMAN!!!

oh what was that one a they/them??

did i hear “their”???????????/

hyello?

mutton chops..

who’s the other,

humanoid man

so not a they, that was just for. whatist. for ambiguity

ok

so he’s disabled i assume

i squint at she

hm

pono & jana

sup

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

“don’t eat the flowers” sjkdghkdhfg ok

hm

well!!!!!

vokodo

hm

hmmm,,,,

the vo?

hmmmmmmmmm

...ah.

i don’t rly think i much like where this is going?

this feels like sth to tread lightly round & i’m not sure i trust them to do so

altho folks being recently shipwrecked & not native is a step in the right direction ig

as is the parallel of jester’s god Not Being Technically Divine Either

still tho i

mm.

need more qualified viewpoints

--wots this?

OOOO clasp

clasp………..

it’s been a while………………..

hmm if it’s a phoenix thing like my dash is suggesting then that makes sense somewhat but

--hwot

helo

u break nOW?? now………..,,,

#daypost

[maliwarm]

angery son!!

YASSSSS, BB!! THANK. I’m always a slut for waxing poetic about Capital K Apostraphe. B)))))

First impression: Me, 14, and with an intense love for Broody Edgelords™: o no he’s hot

Literally, just. He looks cool. Therefore I like him. End of story. :,,,,L

Impression now: This kid. Has been through some shit. He’s been told he’s a clone, then that he’s not. Had all his memories erased and some douchebag’s DNA forcibly transplanted into him by a group of megalomaniacs. Is repeatedly called a fake and a pale imitation of Kyo to his face… And everyone wonders why he’s so fukkin salty all the time, like damn. He’s an amazing, character dealing with all of that complex inner turmoil and more. And although I generally love making characters Suffer as a rule of thumb, I also want K’ to just. Have nice things happen to him… Lord knows he deserves a break. Also, he’s a sunglasses hoarding dork who I love a lot.

Favourite moment: When Krizalid tells him he’s his clone. Just… his reaction fills me with SO many feelings…

Krizalid: And K’, there, is my clone. A product of our technology!

K’: Say what?

Krizalid: You think differently? Remember your parents’ faces? Your childhood…? Can’t do it, can you?

K’ Uh. N-no…

Thinking of how uncertain and lost he must have sounded delivering that last line… My heart just bled for the poor kid. ;-;

Idea for a story: Ohhhh my god I have so many… Well, he (and Maxi and Kula) seems to be working alongside the Ikari Squad these days, so… I’d really like to write about the sibs doing a small-scale (covert?) mission together under Heidern’s orders. I already have some half-baked ideas, but honestly, it’s gonna be a while before I start that one, since I don’t have anything concrete just yet.

Unpopular opinion: Kind of related to the last point but I really, desperately, wish SNKP would explore and expand on his relationship with Whip and/or Seirah. Cuz most of his winning dialogue against Whip across the games is, uh… kinda nasty? Barbed? Strained? But the Wiki says he’s “starting to see her as a sister” so like….. what is the truth?? And the only appearance Seirah - who is his original sister that Whip was cloned from - ever makes is in memories/flashbacks. And in a vision because of a near-death experience in one of the manhwas.

Bonus, because this drives me batty… But I also want him to finally start getting some goddamn closure about his past. He just… seems to have stopped looking for answers sometime after 2001 (or 2003? Because it was vaguely alluded to in that game), and is just drifting aimlessly at the moment. Existing. It’s obviously contributing to his perpetual unhappiness. Like… I know we won’t ever get any answers tho since SNKP is hellbent on keeping their popular broody character in the roster. But still. PLEASE just give the poor kid even a TINY bit more of his memory back. Let him have some sliver of happiness p l e a s e.

Favourite relationship: Like in general? Definitely Maxima. He’s K’s best friend, his partner in crime, and pseudo dad/uncle/guardian figure (even if the big guy vehemently denies it), and Designated Handler of Conversations Because K’s Skill Level in Such Matters is That of a Brick… all wrapped into one big, jovial package. I just love seeing their interactions in general, cuz they give each other shit (“I was just thinking you ate too much, got fat, and got a new suit made… But it’s not bad, actually.” - K’ @ Maxi / “If that wasn’t you going easy on me just now, partner, then you’re getting too careless.” - Maxi @ K’), but they also genuinely care for one another’s wellbeing.

But if we’re talking in terms of romance? Hmmm… He’s not all that close with many people - and doesn’t seem very, if at all, touchy-feely - but I would have to say either Kula or Shingo. Both are veritable balls of excitable sunshine; perfect to coax him outta his grumpy shell. Tbh tho, I’d just be happy for a Shingo and K’ friendship? It would be awkward (because of Grumbles and his lack of ppl skills) but kinda cute. He might finally learn how to chill out and have fun, and Shingo could potentially get a new teacher/sparring partner!! :0c

Favourite headcanon: He secretly really likes it when people run fingers through his hair. Because it feels nice, with the added bonus of being guaranteed to lull him to sleep if he’s laying on someone. :3c

#Bite barks #dxrkblaze #angry son #in case I forget that fic idea and want to find it again #THANK AGAIN BB *SMORCHES UR FACE*

[petestarebanks]

this turned into a lot of talking i’m drunk sorry

since i love talking about myself and i’m working on finishing all the random cider/alcoholic drinks in my fridge i appeciate @chitown-sounder for tagging me in this

1) How tall are you? I’m 5′7″ and I don’t have anything else to say about that. 

2) What Color And Style Is Your Hair? My hair is medium brown which is v boring I want to dye it like daaaaaaark brown in an attempt to match my fingernails and my wardrobe which are both slowly entering the shadow realm until I can finally take my rightful place as an all powerful witch of darkness where I belong. Lately I’ve been working on growing my hair back out, right now it’s just below the middle of my back bc a year and a half ago I decided I wanted to go back to the bob I had in senior year of high school. Generally speaking my hair is an awful mess.

3) What Color Are Your Eyes? Depending on the day/weather/my mood/the color of my shirt it varies between blues and greens and greys. I wish I was constantly crying so they could be green always. 

4) Do You Wear Glasses? Yeah and tbh people always ask me why I don’t wear contacts and like why the fuck would I? When I got glasses in the 10th grade (After 3 years of staring at a computer screen bc I got obsessed with writing and never wanted to leave the house I developed near-sightedness like a fuckin dope) I was hype af they somehow made my face look less round imo like honestly my glasses make me look older and less pudgy and I fuck with that shit. I, like my dawg Cody, also am getting new glasses in like a week or so (They’ll be in on the 11th and I’m reeeeady) and I got 2 pairs, one of which is the same rectangle shape I’ve always had and the other one is more fahionable and maybe I’ll like them??? I better bc they were expensive but they were literally buy one get one free so....... Idk they’re more round shaped I can’t wait to put new accessories on my face

5) Do You Have Braces? I never did and it’s funny I always had a fucked up dental situation ok my front 4 teeth on the top were shaped like |_|_/\_||_| it wasn’t a gap or anything my teeth were just angled like that??? Apparently there was a bone in my gum where it shouldn’t have been and it was keeping my teeth from growing right and so when I was like 8 they did a removal of all 4 teeth like - ya girl was in the third grade missing my 4 front teeth??????????? Embarrassing anyway they took out the teeth and when I went back a few months later to get the bone out there was literally no bone there? There was no explanation for it it just wasn’t there and my teeth grew back in perfect. My teeth aren’t perfect by any means like I have a severe overbite and my lower row has a small gap in the front and also I had a fuckin tooth that grew in the middle of the roof of my fucking mouth????????????????????????? Teeth are so weird anyway that tooth got taken out and I’m just here living with a semi-ok mouf now

6) What Is Your Fashion Sense? Whatever I feel like wearing when I get out of bed 15 mins before I’m supposed to be at work lmao whatever takes the least effort and still looks put together enough. There’s a lot of black and particularly black leggings bc they almost pass for dress pants which works for my job. Also a lot of camisoles paired with shawl/overshirt things idk what they’re called. And jean shorts whenever I’m not at work.

7) Do You Have Any Siblings? I have 4 step sibs and 3 sisters - my sister Candace is 28 and got married last year, we always argue about politics (we are on the same side but she is a realist and I’m a romantic) but we love each other even though she makes me cry from emotions and frustration. My step brother John is 27 and he’s always been a fuckin dickhead even when we were kids and they were just my neighbors and not my step sibs - yes my father is dating a woman who used to live across the street from us in the neighborhood I grew up in - He is v strong and has strong opinions, has a lot of tattoos and is a misogynist. My sister Jackie is 26 and is a human fucking landfill who I haven’t spoken directly to in 4 months bc she got mad at me when I showed concern about her boyfriend being abusive, then he did beat her ass and when I tried to talk to her about it she fuckin blocked me on Facebook. Oh yeah and she’s pregnant with his kid and won’t stop smoking cigars. Fucking landfill. My step sis Amanda is 23, always a good time even if she’s a super thot, she has 2 babies who I love more than anything and she lets men make a fool out of her more often than not. I love her. My step brother Chris is my fave step sib mainly bc he went from being an actual juvenile delinquent, arrested and then on parole at age 15 even, to being the first of his family to graduate high school on the same day as me, with a steady job and a wife and a baby and paying his own bills I’M SO PROUD OF HIM. My step sister Tory is 19 and she doesn’t have a real name she’s just Tory, is a bigger fuckin thot than Amanda literally this bitch is in the DM’s of every dude I know and I’m not shaming her like boo do whatever u wanna do but be better at it? Be a boss ass bitch and don’t let ppl make fun of u for being a human disaster?  My younger half-sister Dalaney (Literally, named after Dale Earnhardt thanks to my trash father lmao) is 11 and she lives with her mother in Minnesota. She comes to see us every summer and she is so fucking funny, she is a tomboy and she is a sassmaster just like the rest of us I love her sfm. 

8) What Kind Of Student Are You? I was an honors sudent, took AP classes and barely skirted by (But passed the final exams while my geek fuckin classmates sobbed bc they failed lmao) I graduated with a 4.89 so like, I was litty. I never studied bc why would i read the same thing twice? I also missed a day a week from 6th grade to graduation, bc I was “sick” but really I didn’t feel like going. My mom thought I was lactose intolerant bc I faked sick so much. One time Amanda and I let my mom drive us to school only to walk home (3 miles) and get stopped by a police officer 20 feet from my front door, he wanted to know why we weren’t at school and we lied and said we missed the bus but our moms were fine with us not going to school that day. That fuckin cop offered us a ride to school so we had no choice but to go to school after all that!!!! Then in senior year when my mom left me to live with Jackie I was literally missing 2-3 weeks at a time until the AP was like “If u miss 40 days of school this semester you will be considered a drop out” and I was like “Fuck” so I finished and graduated and never went to college because fuck the education system tbq fuckin h. 

9) What Are Your Favorite Subjects? Math, History, English, Human Geography. I loved learning, that was why I never wanted to be at school, everything was fucking boring but when I had the right teachers, in these subjects in particular, I actually wanted to be there. 

10) What Are Your Favorite TV Shows? I never watched TV until like the last year, I finally got a Netflix subscription and caught up on shit people have been raving about for years but I was completely late on - Shameless, Orange Is The New Black, American Horror Story, Bates Motel, How To Get Away With Murder, in particular. Otherwise I just watch sports. Literally the only reason I pay for cable is so I can watch sports. 

11) Favorite Books? BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH Scott WESTERFELD ANRD NEAL SHUSTERMAN. LIKE OK I’LL BE A HARRY POTTER STAN ALL MY LIFE. BUT. SCOTT WESTERFELD WROTE AN INGENIOUS SERIES ABOUT SOCIETAL STANDARDS OF BEAUTY (uglies/pretties/specials/extras) AND ALSO HIS VAMPIRE SERIES WHERE VAMPIRISM WAS TRANSMitted through sex and cats (peeps, the last days) WERE THE ONLY VAMPIRE BOOKS I EVER READ LMAOOOO. then, fucking neal. fucking neal shusterman changed my entire life for the better with a series about a future where the pro-life/prochoice battle turned into parents literally having the option of just, not dealing with their unruly teens anymore by having their body parts fucking dispersed to ppl who needed like new hearts, arms, etc (unwind/unwholly/unsouled/undivided) FUCKING ICONIC and also THE SERIES NEAL WROTE ABOUT KIDS WHO DIED AND WERE STUCK IN LIMBO BC THIS EVIL BITCH WOULDN’T LET THEM GO TO HEAVEN (everlost/everwild/everfound) GOD I LOVE BOOKS SO FUCKING MUCH OK. ALSO FOR MY NON-RELIGIOUS ASS EAST OF EDEN BY JOHN STEINBECK IS FUCKIN EVERYTHING. LIFE OF PI ALSO FUCK AND TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD BOOKS ARE GREAT.

12) Favorite Pastimes? If I’m not Netflix binging or watching sports or going to the movies with my friends or drinking with the one friend I have who I can drink with, I’m writing. I have literally 25 characters now I’m fucking trash but I love them all so much ok leave me alone. 

13) Any Regrets? Nah I think I’m the smartest most reasonable person on the planet so I think everything I do is right and not questionable at all lmao. 

14) What Is Your Dream Job? Huh. Hard to say. I’m doing something I love now, and my boss has been in the business for 20 years and his business pulls in 5 mil a year so like.......... I could stand to keep doing this for a long time. Honestly I’ve never had a direction in life so now that I found an occupation that I love I think this might be my dream job. 

15) Do You Want To Get Married? No lmao marriage is a patriarchal social construct and what’s the point? To legally be able to call someone mine? I don’t like people enough to want to spend my entire life with one. 

16) Do You Want To Have Kids? I never in my life want to give birth to a child. That shit is not for me. I have 5 nieces and nephews, a pregnant sister, and another sister who plans on having at least 2 someday. I don’t need no babies. I’ll be the cool vodka aunt who encourages my trash siblings’ kids to follow their hearts and encourages them to be gay if they’re feeling gay. I have always liked the idea of waiting until I’m like 40-45 and rich, and adopting a 10-12 y/o kid bc those kids never get adopted and I’ll just be the best parent to them. 

17) How Many Countries Have You Visited? I’ve never left the United States lmao. Fuck me right???????????????/

I have finished 3 bottles of beer/beer-like substance while writing this and the Rangers just fuckin lost go figure. I want @gingeronastick and @chrisarchers to do this and also whoever else feels like it ok ily babes

#personal

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@misterbitches im finally responding to your posts lol sorry babes 😬

i think ive heard of tamara but i havent read that specific thing youre talking about. but yeah the power structures behind anti-asian racism are not perpetuated by black ppl def. and white supremacy has a greater effect on black ppl than asian ppl bc of ya know... history. thats some rlly interesting insight tho bc like the antiblackness in the asian community is seemingly often presented as a perfect parallel to anti-asian racism in the black community. 

moving on from depressing stuff .. the dubbing of the untamed is by different ppl which is why it fucked me up when i found out. like that wasnt their actual voices tf ??! both of the leads were idols so that probably was part of why they got the role lol but they’re also talented.

im sorry your college experience was like that it sounds like hell. 

ik i should say something if I feel i should but like i always think “maybe theres something im missing i dont want to talk out my ass” idk just how i am 

yesss im a large proponent of curating your own spaces i use the block button liberally. also just ignoring ppl who have meaningless opinions i disagree with. like i used to get myself in a tizzy in my head when i saw someone say something bad about something i like trying to justify to myself how theyre wrong. now im just like idc lol. 

i live in a city with a lot of out of state tourists and i just get to clean up after them for $11/hr 🙃

im def guilty of sometimes believing whatever leftist analysis i dee on the tl i really need to do start reading more theory/history but ive become illiterate. i learned about the stuff your referring to in a class last year but like im not gonna get into all that its just very complex.

atots is very romantic as a pisces it makes me want to die. ive never heard that story about SOPHIE thats lovely.

lol i lowkey tend to look at vague spoilers before watching any bl bc im picky and dont want to waste my time on something shitty its worked pretty well for me so far. your past obsession w/ lady gaga is understandable tbh. but yeah ive been waiting for all this to blow up in sibs face. i have no idea whats gonna happen tomorrow in the next ep. like obv gene is gonna forgive him but im excited to see his grovel. yeah i like up’s acting even tho his crying isnt my favorite bc he has great expressions. kao is eh. he was similarily as meh in uwma tho so i wasnt expecting much from him. i think tharn’s actor (mew) got so much worse about that pausing thing in season 2 it was terribleee. also i think tyoe’s actor (mew) is good but thats mostly bc i think he’s gorgeous. 

i dont think mhok and aey are stepbrothers but idk for sure. im thinking mhok is either a childhood friend or aey’s sisters bf. oh yeah fuck his sister. its probably partly bc hes gay but his father mentioned him being evil which ig can be referring to him being gay but idk. 

i liked color rush it had a unique premise. oooh i saw mr heart and to my star too. i think you already know my wbl thoughts so yeah ... i love shu yi and his dad needs to fuck off. i think the first season flowed much better than the current one. 

aw i feel like everyone like uwma for winteam but i love the main couple. fluke had to cry multiple times every episode and he did wonderfully. lol hes not the pale one who died tho that actor is earth/cooheart. he also cries a lot tho. fluke and earth are actually both openly gay irl love that. 

ah so its like the giver and the receiver. thats so stupid. makes me think of this political philosopher i read recently who thinks of marriage as inherently oppressive to women. which like .. word !!

yeah i used to read rpf but like it just doesnt align with my morals i cant. even if i dont think theyre real it still feels weird. lol i just watch from afar as stans think fanservice and queerbaiting mean these ppl are actually together lmao.

i just want gay ppl to be employed. if theyre selling the fetishization of gay men to girls then the gays need a cut of the check. the replacing a straight relationship with two men is why im fine when a bl has a homophobia storyline bc that gives it less straight vibes lmao. 

i still think about that scene in itsay where the gay one tries on his moms bra bc he thinks that what the other dude would want. and then has a breakdown bc thats not him. WOW art !! the girl was def utilized well in itsay i loved her. i havent seen my engineer but she sounds lovely. tiffy my love ... OKAY DONE