#i miss this couple so muchhhh ???? they own my heart :<

[ackerfics]

ig tpt levi would 'know' about reader's pregnancy (with elara) before she does. maybe she's just too caught up with work to really give it much thought, but levi notices the small changes happening: she feels more tired; is more emotional; slightly winces and complains that her breasts feel tender - yet, she surmises it's just PMS. levi notices she finds it harder to close her trousers; he doesn't know how she doesn't see it. so one day, as he's hugging her, levi suggests she take a test to see.

i completely agree with this! bc during her pregnancy with the twins, levi knew about it before she did. he told her that there's something amiss (in a completely levi fashion) and that she needed to visit a doctor since she had been sick for quite a concerning time. it was also levi who guessed that they're having twins instead of just one baby. it resulted to reader and levi arguing bc he told her she was too big for someone carrying a single baby.

reader, with tears forming in her eyes: are you calling me fat, love?

levi: uhm .. no????? 👁👄👁

it will be same for reader's pregnancy with elara. the moment she says she doesn't like this specific food bc of the smell, levi is already connecting the dots. this man is too smart for his own good. seeing as she's too busy to take care of herself, with her moving to california bc of the marriage rekindling thing, levi makes a checklist in his brain. just to be sure, he buys pregnancy tests when he's in the city and tells petra and oluo to stock up for his wife's incoming pregnancy cravings. and when he catches reader alone in their room trying to fit in a pair of trousers and blouse, levi simply wraps his arm around her and pulls her gently to his chest. he kisses her bare shoulder, his lips murmuring words against her skin, "i think you should take a pregnancy test." he says this so softly for fear that reader takes it the wrong way and ensues another am i fat to you fight. imagine his small shock when she turns her head and agree with him.

the man was ready to defend himself with arguments so he is too stunned to speak when he had her agreeing with him lmao.

#rorytalks #anons 💌🥰 #i miss this couple so muchhhh ???? they own my heart :< #serotonin boost (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。 #the parent trap au #levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #aot x reader #i think i'm ready to answer the asks i have in my inbox 😀 it's been too long oh lorde #im sorry to those who sent so many amazing headcanons :<< know that i still read them while opening my tumblr

[justwonder113]

Hey! First of all I love u and your work! I'm your biggest fan. Secondly, I was wondering if you could write funny one shot about Tsukishima and reader, where reader is new in college, she's confused about whole thing and gets lost and accidentally walks into the boy's bathroom where we know who she meets😜👀 Thank you in advance!!

Aww thank you soo sooo muchhhh!!!!!!!! I literally love this ask so much and I really hope you will like it.

WARNING: Enemies to lovers-ish. Some usual amount of cursing because I have no control. Kinda suggestive but nothing over the top. Teeny tiny manhandling. Please let me know if I missed anything.

You have never felt more ashamed and ridiculous in your whole life. At this point you just wanted the earth to open up and swallow you whole. You were sure you could never look it Tsukishima's eyes after this, if he ever let you down that is.

You were just searching for a girl's bathroom, and instead you walked in on Tsukishima who was, by the looks of it trying to get some type of stain out from his shit while being completely shirtless, and let's just say you wanted ground to open up and swallow you whole.

Tsukishima Fucking Kei! You would have felt less embarrased and mortified if it was literaly anyone else, knowing your luck it had to be him, the boy you have despised all your life, but somehow still ended going to the same college as him.

The worst part was that you couldn't help but let your eyes wonder. He sure was a sight for sore eyes and it was pissing you off. You wanted to force yourself to look away, you really did but somehow you just couldn't force yourself to it was as if your body had a mind on it's own.

"God at least take me out for dinner first, before you eye fuck me like thay, that's the common decency. Chivalry is dead after all huh..." His snarky remark and shiteating grin forced you to snap out of your trance and remind you once again that you hated his guts. There was nothing philosophical about your attitude towards him, he was just a dick who loved getting under your skin and making everything hard for you, so naturally, here you were, blood boiling at the mere sight of him.

"You wish asshole"-you rolled your eyes and turned your back and headed towards the exit. While muttering and cursing how this place was so confusing. You were about to walk out when you saw all to familliar figure approaching, and let's just say the color drained from your face. It was one of your relatives, who also happened to attend this college. Normally you wouldn't be so put off by the idea of seeing them but now you were in the really compromising situation. If they saw you leave the boys restroom, to which he was clearly headed for, and saw you and shirtless Tsukishima,it would most definitely lead to most awkward family drama. Some of them rooted for you and Tsukishima as a couple since you've known each other since forever but it was not on the table and would never be.

You quickly closed the door and started panicking "Shit, Shit, Shit! I need to hide!" You were frantically searching for a place you could hide. If you had to walk into a boy's restroom couldn't have it been a normal one where there are stalls or something?

You head Tsukishima mutter something about your being a handful but before you could prostest you were hoisted up on the countertop like you were a ragdoll of some kind. Your mouth went agape, you had no clue he was that stronf. But besides the point, what the hell was he doing? " Follow my lead." He quietly muttered to you so you two wouldn't be heard. He put both of your legs around his waist, you were so confused you just let it happen, you were too occupied by trying to keep your heart at bay. You were unsed to sudden proximity with him, especially when he was still shirtless. You were pretty sure you were beet red and by the smirk he gave you he knew what his actions did to you.

One of his hand reststed against the wall next to your head and he leaned in so that he was hiding your figure from the door. His other hand reststed on your cheek. He put his thumb on your lips and as soon as the door handle clicked he put his lips on it. You closed your eyes, as much as you hated to admit it having him this close, holding you up like this were really messing with you.

Looking at how ashamed and bashful you felt you were starting to think that maybe it would be better to listen to your family nag than to be here in this situation but what could you do now. You really were wondering if Tsukishima could hear how loud your heart was beating.

The biggest wonder to you was that you were feeling slightly aroused? Tsukishima Kei was the most off-putting person in your book so the sudden spark of wanting was beyond your comprehension.

Maybe it was because of his looks? He was really attractive you were not blind after all. He was hot and shirtless and he had as it turned out really hot body. And the smell? You couldn't have imagined yourself to be attracted to how someone smelled and here you were now.

It was the smell, yes, you were feeling attracted to him because of his smell, it was no wonder! It's common knowledge that most perfumes have pheromones in it so that it can attract opposite sex. That's what's up.

You heard the door open but you couldn't see anything, in panic you pulled Tsukishima even closer so that you could hide your face better. You could feel the asshole smirk against you, and you really shouldn't have pulled him towards you because now despite his plan to fake the kiss part of your lips was actually touching. You two looked into each others eyes, both of you baffled by the sudden contact and everything just snapped.

"Fucking occupied" Tsukishima grunted out before taking his hand that was acting as a barrier before and slowly slid it down to finally rest on your neck, making you shiver. He looked at you for a second as if asking for your approval and upon seeing your face he just smashed his lips against yours, and you immediately returned the kiss, feeling your body set ablaze.

If someone had told you that you would be in this situation twenty minutes ago, maybe even five, you would have gagged at the thought. But now that you had him against you, kissing you like there was no tomorrow, like he needed you to breathe... You were starting to realize that maybe you didn't hate him as much.

"I fucking hate hate you" you muttered against his lips when he leaned back to let you catch air, your chest was heaving, you could barely breathe, already hooked on the feeling of his lips against yours. You didn't even care anymore if anyone saw you or what would happen now.

"whatever you say doll" he mused back at you and sealed your lips against this time more tenderly but with the same passion and vigor.

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When you finally went out of the restroom a little while after. The atmosphere between you two was kind of awkward but both of you felt content and satisfied. Some things clearly needed to be discussed between you two and you were not sure how to start or what to do.

You were about to say something when you heard the most dramatic gasp ever. Yep, you fucked up. You sighed as you watched your relative head towards you with shock written all over their face.

"Fuck my life."

"Have fun explaining that doll" Tsukishima smiled and kissed your cheek. If you thought your relative was shocked now their eyes freaking doubled in size. Tsukishima smiled at them and mouthed something about lectures, he leaned towards you. " By the way you owe me a date, friday 7pm sharp I'll pick you up." He said that and literally left. Honestly what a prick you couldn't help but smile to yourself.

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