#i need to go to the bathroom

[dogsstew]

8th slide of amc_tv’s most recent instagram post…staring with his artballs

He looks like he wasn’t expecting to get a picture taken, like bro the flash went off!

This however………..

Uhhhmmnmhhg

#I need to go to the bathroom #asks #send asks #parish

[angryricepudding]

Oh forgot to post

Here's a guy

#art #traditional art #sketch #sketchbook #myart #I need to go to the bathroom

[pekodayz]

everything will be okay yeah im okay

#ok my emotions were off the hook #laugh now . off the hook splatoon #i need to go to the bathroom

[newjenns]

if movies are going to keep being longer than 2 hours we seriously need to add intermissions like

#I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

[ventcode]

why do i want to cry

#told the teacher i was uncomfortable speaking outloud and she threatened my grade okay #and now im crying cause i spoke outloud!! look how pathetic you are Madeleine!!! #i need to go to the bathroom

[regalrain]

I am procrastinating getting up

#I need to go to the bathroom #I need to possibly eat so I have brain energy to read chapters then do quiz #but alas #I do not want to #Regal!Talks

[lazylittledragon]

here's to self indulgence and cosplaying your own bg3 character

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #cosplay #i promise this is the worst this wig is going to look. i haven't styled it properly or blended in the wefts yet #i threw this together in an hour bc i was too excited #i need to master the dorian look of constant terror #also i wish there was better lighting outside my bathroom

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[cemeterything]

not my usual kind of posting but i genuinely hate how unpleasant having chronic gastrointestinal issues makes your life. even if it was more socially acceptable i would still be in excruciating pain every single day of my life just for doing something that's necessary to live. the fact that it also makes other people think you're disgusting and embarrassing just compounds the misery.

#🐉 #sorry i know youre supposed to try to look at these things constructively #but it fucking sucks! #and its not even technically classed as a disability. youre just Guy Who Always Needs The Bathroom. #like. i feel like im going to puke every day of my life but its haha funny because toilet humour.

[naturecalls111]

Me, consuming any other media ever: how can I make this about zosan

#nc111 talks #zosan #this is about me playing fe3h for the eighteen billionth time and finding little delusional concepts in sylvix that makes me go #'nod nod nod that's so zosan of them so true' #like objectively it really isn't zosan of them at all but sometimes I see it between the lines and I'm like oh zosan sunglasses emoji #if you dare me i can even find the lawlu in sylvix im so talented #I'm not even kidding if someone made a game out of turning things into zosan i would never lose #i had an ant infestation in my bathroom the other day and I made it about zosan #my brother was like WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES THAN YOUR YAOI RIGHT NOW #like........ there is no bigger issue than my yaoi at any given moment.....ever.......... #whispers although I have to admit I enjoy the sylvix dynamic more than i do the zosa- *gets shot* #im so sorry there's just only so much bickering i can take before i'm like *smacks ship* I NEED YOU TO BE MORE BLATANTLY KIND TO EACH OTHER #In a way that doesn't feel so teeth-gritty or. well. OOC. LOL #Anyone who likes sylvix AND zosan will know what i mean I'm not going to explain it. iykyk #WAIT LMAO IM NOT DONE. EDIT: #when my first boyfriend broke up with me i was a melodramatic little shit about it #had a diary that i would like pour my heart into and the other day i came across it #and it's really telling that my first thought was “omg.... so zosan-” LIKE GIRL GET A GRIP YOU ARE DETACHING FROM REALITY #all for zosan CRIES ALL FOR ZOSAN...

[lipt-97]

came back just to post these. okay bye

#gbf #belifaa #did you get triple zero (summon)? the sanfaa scissoring summon? SSS? i sierotixed it. It was awesome. Everythung in gbf is going right for #e except for the fact that i had to sieroticket it but its alright. just the notion of so much lucilius is just enough to put me back on my #feet again it’s almsot unreal how much lucilius-centric stuff theyve pushed out the past few months. his GBVSR debut. his summon. #Omg when I saw the gbfes fashion show i was a few seconds behind zen and she told me “You wont believe this” and I was like “WHAT? BELIEVE #WHAT? WHAT? WHAYT DO YOU MEAN” and the official lucilius cosplayer walked out in his robes it felt unreal unreal like it was seeing my onl #dreams come true after years and years of being like Theres no way they’d do that. There’s no way they’d make a cosplay for lucilius in his #robes because hes in his void outfit forever. BUT THEY DID…..AND THERE WAS BLOOD UNDER HIS SKIN….AND HIS LIPS WERE GLOSSED…AND HE HAD A LIT #LE BIT OF TAREME AND TSURIME (TARIME) ACTION ON HIS EYES AND EVERYTIME HE WALKED HIS ROBES KIND OF FLUTTERED AS HE SHUFFLED ALONG I HAD TO #SIT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR lay down on the bathroom floor and I almpst puked from how nauseous it made me i was OVERJOYED BEYOND MY PHYSICAL #LIMITATIONS OF HAPPINESS . I WAS SO HAPPY. THIS YEAR HAS BEEN UTTERLY MISERABLE FOR ME AND I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS DEPRESSED SINCE HIGH SCHOOL #BUT SEEING LUCILIUS like this genuinely blew me off my socks . I don’t know if i should be 100% thankful because I’ve been trying to figure #out how to balance my emotional state with the media i consume but #I think i really needed it. thank you lucilius for ending my 2023

[kingkatsuki]

You text your f/o “can we fuck tonight?” What are they doing/replying?

#bakugou texts back a thumbs up emoji (as always) but he’s rushing home earlier than usual and tugging his boots and pants off at the door #kirishima is asking whether he even needs to work the rest of the day saying he can come home now (he hasn’t even been at work an hour) #shindou ends up coming to my workplace like we’re going to fuck in the bathrooms the perv #sanemi comes home late as usual and I try to be pissed at him but he knows it won’t last long and he still makes me make the first move wahh #Enjin is now giving me wiggly brows across the room and trying to find somewhere for us to sneak off and fuck NOW😭😂 #Kunigami gets my message late because he was training and asks me if I want him to shower first wahhh

[keymintt]

dyed my hair blue again

#by dyed i mean my roommate dyed it in our kitchen while we were blasting 2000s pop god bless #i did rinse it out myself though! that was an ordeal #if you ever think of me as someone dignified and cool: don't. i was on all fours with my head under the bathtub faucet for 20 minutes #bc i forgot that the shower nozzle detaches and can turn into a sprayer............. also cleaned the bathroom floor while i was at it... #i consider myself someone who has blue hair often but the last time i dyed it was like. july?? fucked up how time passes #i don't think this needs to be said but i have pronouns regardless of if my hair is blue. could you imagine how funny that would be though #with how i dress i don't think i need to blue hair for ppl to guess i have something going on #no i won't shut up

[zer0point5ive]

something about lawrence thinking he’s a little past it, looking at adam and feeling a strange mix of envy and insecurity creep in alongside the fondness, wondering what adam sees in him and then .. well then there’s adam. love hearts in the air, cartoon eyes popping out, hammer on head looney tunes style, the whole deal just. absolutely head over heels over lawrence’s whole .. everything at all times, going cuckoo if lawrence’s shirt buttons strain slightly, grabbing a handful whenever lawrence bends over, burying his face in lawrence’s chest at random intervals because, hey, he never claimed to be gods strongest soldier and boy oh boy. man oh man, lawrence gordon md will do that to a guy. lawrence is just trying to get changed? well you better believe adam’s getting a front row seat to that show and. if lawrence happens to let it slip that he’s been feeling a little inadequate? yeah, adam is absolutely taking that as a challenge. good for them both

#sorry that sawmusical ass grab video came up again and i. well i am also not gods strongest soldier #then i thought about saw of course naturally. then lawrence nd his ways #dr lawrence md w the dadbod i need you in ways that the human mind cant even comprehend #call me adam faulkner stanheight the way i go awooga when the saw bathroom dilf does anything at all #sound of cartoon boing nd old timey horn resonates when he does Anything #realising i said strange mix just like. well you know. didnt even do that on purpose john kramer will do that to a guy i guess #any way when is it adam lawrence saw 2004s turn to get freaky nasty w it in front of a mirror is What im getting at here #chainshipping #📹

[hoshiumiumi]

bite

#whether its those cushioned rooms or bathroom tiles its up to u! #i feel like shit !! heck. #cant go into details bc i fear gettinh like sent those notifs that r like “do u need help” #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor dostoevsky #2023 art #art

[satans-knitwear]

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#Don't wanna go to bed tonight bc belle won't be there. Soft and fluffy and full of love every time i wake up. #Don't wanna go to the bathroom bc she won't be waiting patiently outside the door when I come out. #Don't wanna go downstairs bc she won't be following me with her little pitter-patter paws and jingle bells on her collar #Don't wanna cook bc i wont have to step over her every time I reach for something or make sure there is some suitable food for her too #Don't want to be sat in my chair bc i dont need to tuck my legs in so she has plenty of room to stretch or just curl up with me #Don't want to see anyone I know bc they don't see me without her so they will ask me where she is #Rosie keeps coming into my room and looking around. Belle doesnt usually leave without her. Let alone for more than a few hours.