#i swear they're doing this on purpose

[berrygoji]

dazai not taking the antidote is giving me so much anxiety

#dude just open and inject. bam. #it's been how long? time is ticking you're going to end up dying before you take it #IT'S NOT THAT HARD. #LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO FYODOR FOR WANTING TO TAKE IT IN THE HELICOPTER INSTEAD OF THE MOMENT HE GOT IT #LEARN. FROM. RATS. MISTAKE. #i swear they're doing this on purpose #it just feels soooo wrong. #i have a bad bad feeling #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd #bsd.txt

[gerstein03]

#grant ward #mark trent #gabi mosely #john garrett #agents of shield #found nbc #i swear they're doing this on purpose #trent is 100% ward #the parallels are too perfect #i will still not be taking criticism #standwithward #you don't agree with my opinions just keep scrolling #life is too short for internet pissing contests

[coldflasher]

im losing my MIND

came in to fight the final boss (the mean security guard) after TWO PEOPLE told me he had my new keycard and he looked me dead in the eye and was like "i don't know where it is you'll have to ask HR"

hnghhhhhh

#HR TOLD ME *YOU* HAD IT YOU ABSOLUTE DINGBAT #this is like a sisyphean trial that never ends #i swear they're doing this on purpose #they make losing the card unpleasant as possible so you never do it again #LOOK I GET IT OKAY I'LL STAPLE IT TO MY FOREHEAD FOREVER. JUST PLEASE GIVE ME A BREAK

[cat-shouty-13]

and an important amendment suggested by my good friend @sleepnos

ALSO YOU BETTER APPRECATE THAT MAYA SPRITE I HAD TO ADD THAT FACE MYSELF !!!!!

#albert harebrayne #enoch drebber #herlock sholmes #iris wilson #ryunosuke naruhodo #kazuma asogi #taketsuchi auchi #winston payne #barok van zieks #maria gorey #gina lestrade #jean greyerl #genshin asogi #klint van zieks #maya fey #jean armstrong #susato mikotoba #asoryuu #benbaro #genklint #i guess ? they're roomates in the meme do what you will #the great ace attorney #tgaa spoilers #tgaa2 spoilers #ace attorney #professor layton vs phoenix wright #almost forgot to tag you miss mikotoba please forgive me #again #I swear I don't do this on purpose

[thornshadowwolf]

There's a word I try to use ALL THE TIME that apparently doesn't actually exist in English. IDK if it does in another language I speak and maybe that's where I picked it up?

I usually go to "facetious," "ostentatious," or "obstinate," but those are not quite it (tho the last is close).

It means something along the lines of "being difficult on purpose, often as an attempt at humor or smugness at the expense of the others in the conversation."

Closely related to contrarianism. It's like... the point in a debate where you realize the person is just arguing for the sake of arguing because it makes them feel better than you. A lot of "um, actually"s are this. The attitude of a person you'd rather just ignore in a discussion because you know responding to them will go nowhere (but oftentimes they insist). Not necessarily rooted in disingenuity though. Might be convinced of their own superiority? Not always though; it's not always done seriously. Might be done in jest but it is still meant to be annoying. Attitude / behavior that you'd say "ok, now you're just being [word]" (if more lighthearted) or "don't be [word]" (if seriously pissed) in response to. Can immediately take a mildly frustrating or exasperating discussion and turn it into seething rage acutely directed at the other person.

#I SWEAR this word has to exist even if not in english because I try to use it all the time! #and also because it's such a recognizable behavior/attitude. I don't think I did a good job explaining it. #the core of it is 'being difficult on purpose' #in practice you wouldn't only use it when the person is doing it on purpose tho; you might say 'ok you're just being [word]' to force them #to confront the fact that they're being Like That (even if unintentionally). #often happens when a person is being obstinate about something that REALLY doesn't matter but they INSIST upon it #anyway. if anyone knows the word I'm looking for please tell me #ThornShadow.said

[jahanmp4]

Baghera is about to lose her mind, lore truly runs away from her like the plague :/

#qsmp #qsmp baghera #q!baghera #i swear they're doing it on purpose

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

I swear you could be the most articulate and clear communicator ever and explain in depth how patriarchal and misogynistic most of Christianity is (despite the presence of inclusive, progressive denominations) and how women are denied equal status and positions of influence and dumbass Christians will (predictably) respond with: "So you want women to be like men?" They miss the point so badly it's unbelievable.

#They're so stupid #ex christian #that idiotic response says a lot about them #i swear they miss the point on purpose so they don't have to do the hard work of deconstructing their prejudiced beliefs and practices

[mccoys-killer-queen]

HELP SOMEBODY HELP TOMMY HE'S GETING SWALLOWED BY THAT COAT

#HE LOOKS SO MISERABLE #hE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE THEIR KID #i'm not going diving for these on purpose i swear i'm trying to find a reference for something i'm doing #styx #styxposting #styx band #i love that they're all overlayered and chuck is just like meh #sacrificing warmth for the sake of fashion

[terrapin-might]

Crane Wives needs TO STOP making bangers bro, if I get one more animatic stuck in my head that I'm not gonna make/finish I'm changing my name to Leo and throwing myself out the window!!!

#the way their songs fit tmnt so well can't be a coincidence they're doing this on purpose I swear #i wanna make the animatics so badly guys you just don't know #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #terrapin posting

[linawritesocs]

BEACH EVENT LINALILIAS ARE REAL!!!!

#beach event seth x riddle are on their way. just so you know #and yes i actually do have an outfit like this >:) #idk linalilia have that energy like. this is the couple that killed gender. and then god #(also i swear lina isn't just riley 2.0 they're different i swear) #(like riley acts like that on purpose meanwhile lina is just.. naturally eepy) #lina draws ocs #edit: about lina's hair. uh. let me just say my hair is a different kind of pink rn.

[embersofhope-if]

^^me writing little snippets of mc with the ros and making them the smoothest mf out there

#emma thoughts🕊 #i didn't do it on purpose mc just took control i swear #off topic but i love this cat sm #it makes me gigle idk why #sorry loser mc doesnt exist apparently:/ #they're too romantic to be a loser #when theyre not in shambles of course #can you be romantic while also being completely broken? #mc vesper.

[bloodsoakeddoodles]

They pair nicely, considering

#Doodles #Pajama Sam #Florette #Luke Wigglebig #Flukette #More ship art because I can't be stopped lol #Does this count as OC x Canon? No I don't know those cake pop ladies I swear I've never met them in my life #They're just one-off designs for the purpose of showing off Luke's reactions lol don't mind them #They are cute tho #Thinking about Hitch of all things - the scene where he's teaching Albert the correct hand placement to be flirty but not skeezy lol #Luke's totally a gentleman don't even worry about his lurid past lol #Something something being respectful because he doesn't know what else to do with the culture shock lol #Florette's just having a nice time good for her haha #Kiss ♥ They have a pretty incredible height difference considering she's standing and he's laying down lol #Cute and fuzzed out about it ♪ I just like kisses to be enjoyable for everyone :3 #And then not quite Getting™ what their partner tastes closest to lol - unusual flavours for both of them! #Personally I see Luke as cotton candy flavoured - not bubblegum >:P and not any fruit flavour just pure sugar haha #It's very unusual for Florette! She's familiar with fruits even if she's not That close with them #And technically Luke does know about unsweetened candies like cocoa powder which is derived from plants but still not it! #This clearly requires more testing lol #And finally a sitting in one's lap ♪ Luke is drowning in florets! Oh no ♪ #There's also something cute about both of them having just one leg-like appendage #Just imagining swinging their whole body like a leg over the edge of a seat haha #Silly ♪

[erstwhilesparrow]

martyn for blorbo bingo out of curiosity!

MARTYN... GUY OF ALL TIME.

BEFORE ANYONE STARTS WAILING AT ME. my first encounter with martyn in the life series was double life, where he had his little speech about cleo coming running back to him and it hit just close enough to Things I Find Upsetting IRL that i was hissy about him for the entire rest of that season. i picture meeting double life martyn irl and think "yeah, i would skin him given half an opportunity."

however. HOWEVER. 3rd life martyn.... GUY OF ALL TIME. I AM CHEWING ON HIM. KNASHING MY TEETH. BITING AND KILLING. ETC. LITERALLY JUST WATCHING HIS 3RD LIFE POV WAS A COMPELLING ARGUMENT FOR FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM. thinking about martyn these days makes me feel almost physically ill, and while i like when bad things happen to characters i like, i also wish. maybe he could have a nice nap. or something. yknow. chill for a bit instead of perpetually plummeting through the void grieving his king. hence 'stop putting him in situations.' poor guy's had to deal with enough i think. i think we can be done now. ( <- is actively thinking about putting him in more situations as we speak.)

#chattering sparrow #wow got a bingo immediately. i swear i didn't do it on purpose!! #possibly this because i am surrounded by people who only ever have Correct And Good Blorbo Opinions but #fandom takes i've seen about martyn honestly seem fine. people mostly seem to get it #i guess it feels like a lot of people miss that he is. incorrigible about his silly puns and jokes but like. i get it #could be a lot worse. ykwim. #(o7 to grian fans. this is mean of me but also i've seen the ao3 tags. i know what they're subjecting that guy to out there.)

[sparrowofsong]

holy shit guys !!!!! i just found this awesome new feature tumblr added 👀 👀 👀

finally an easier way to share posts i like !! <3 <3 thank you tumblr staff for adding this feature

#i swear they're doing it on purpose at this point #because to be fair it's fucking funny #fishing for pennies

[werevcookie]

ok i know i'm late to the party, but why hasn't anyone ever recommended criminal minds to me before, i've been watching it for two weeks now and i've already almost finished season 2. i'm obsessed. also, spencer reid protection squad.

#i always get attached to the characters that suffer the most i don't know why i swear i don't do it on purpose #criminal minds #spencer reid #i also love derek and penelope #tbh they're all great

[spittingspite]

10 first lines fanfiction game

Rules: share the first line of the last ten fics you wrote and tag some people

I was tagged by @cryptid-crawly

OwO now I get to root through my fics and remember how I really need to write more fhsfffjgh

1. Diagnosis: Phantom Lovestruck, chapter 3

The day hasn't even started, and Shouta is already regretting agreeing to discussing the upcoming trip in person rather than over email.

2. Untitled

Consciousness cradles Shouta almost as tenderly as sleep does, coaxing him awake before he can have the presence of mind to refuse it.

3. Smile At Your Discretion

Shouta doesn't look in the mirror often.

4. The Bonuses of Coworkers, chapter 2

Toshinori stumbles into the teacher's lounge half asleep, still yawning and rubbing his eyes.

5. Knock Knock

Toshinori's breath is hot on his skin, every brush of his lips a whisper of a promise.

6. Push 'Til I Shatter And You'll Bleed From My Shards

"Remember," Dabi's voice warns him through the receiver, "we can't help you once you go in."

7. Tied Up With Want

Toshinori wasn't sure what to expect from Aizawa's apartment.

8. Untitled

The room is silent aside from their heavy, trembling breaths, intertwining in the air to create a breathy duet for just the two of them.

9. Untitled

The warehouse the police have been led to is dirty, crumbling, and overgrown with weeds.

10. Let Me Be Your Wings, chapter 5

It's not the first time Crowley's seen the bookshop after the fire, but looking up at it now, towering tall and proud over the Bentley like nothing ever happened to it, still feels weird.

And I tag @fghtinus because I love you and your writing ❤

#oh look she speaks #the way most of these are erasermight skhksakdsa you can tell where MY brainrot has been #not gonna link any of them bc 1 i'm lazy 2 most of these are wips that aren't posted and 3 3 of these are posted on anon #i recognise listing said anon fics here defeats the purpose of them being on anon. i simply do not care #i really need to write more bc i haven't touched most of these fics in months and will likely never finish them #like i'm only actively working on the first and last ones #(actively working on lmao implying i've even started chapter 6 of lmbyw. it's coming guys i swear) #I'm surprised so many of these have titles tbh #and some of these are lines i may end up scrapping for something better #as i said. they're wips #i assumed we were only doing one line per fic bc otherwise every chapter of d:pl would be on here