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the-wandering-mage · 3 months

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5+1 Danny Phantom x DC universe prompt

Five times The Teen Titans thought they were fighting a new bad guy and the one time they realized they were just trying to make a friend.

Had this idea don't know if I'll ever fully write it but here it goes for anyone else to use. As is Fanon ghosts socialize by fighting. Dani is sent to a dimension (clockwork identified as the safest for her or because it has a lot of young heros for her to make friends with and not enough healthy ecto to create ecto ghosts) her safety while Danny fights the whole war with the GIW and there is some political upheaval about how Danny is handling it. Danny doesn't want his child in the middle of it. Dani is sent with an emergency communicator, Cujo, a backpack full of things to help her, and most importantly a case with healthy ecto.

Dani wares a medical device that gives her transfusions of ecto and nutrients her human body needs to keep her form stable. Idk if a belt or a arm cuff I like the idea of better. I briefly thought a crown belt combo for the aesthetic but a princess crown would be really impractical.

So, to the meat of the story. Dani tries to make friends the only way she knows how from both her instincts and time spent in the realms before being basically witsec'd, she picks fights with them. Stealing their stuff to get them to chase her ect. A lot of taunting and shit talking and generally being a pain. Maybe even stealing food from stores because she needs it and knows Danny will pay them back. The teen titans think she's a villain she thinks they are really bonding. The more she evades them the more they get frustrated and uping the ante. They get confused when she actually helps them take out an actually baddy. Then she steals Robin's cape and they are right back to being pissed with her.

Then one day during one of their "spars" Starfire or someone else gets a lucky shot on her medical device which of course they think is just villain tech or something. Or alternatively she could just be running low and needs to refill if you want to be boring. Her medical device gives a warning beep and she calls time out. Now anytime she'd ever called time out it was a respected rule in the realms. In a play fight you call break everything stops so she is completely caught off guard when her new friends don't stop. They keep going and it's not fun anymore it's scary.

She starts crying and she gets hurt and doesn't understand why and is begging them to tell her why they are being mean. The team at first is annoyed and scoffs while thinking they finally got the upper hand and she is just trying to trick them with crocodile tears. Then she starts destabilizing. Then they start to freak out and realize that it's real. She calls Cujo to fetch her medkit with her ecto. They treat her and inbetween sobs and trying to help what they now realize is a scared little girl that they get she thought they were playing. Starfire and Robin are the first to figure out it's a cultural/species difference. The whole team feels super guilty.

Then scared when Dad Danny and Tucker show up having gotten an alert her medical device has malfunctioned. Danny explains everything and apologizes about the trouble. The team apologies for their side of things. Dani ends up with friends in the end and the team takes care of her and nicknames her princess. Funny beginning heartache middle and happy ending.

#danny phantom crossover #dp x dc crossover #5+1 things #fanfiction prompts #danny phantom #teen titans #teen titans crossover fic ideas #ghosts fight to socialize #i thought we were friends #angst with a happy ending #misunderstandings #Dani with an I #friends punch friends in the face #violence is how you show you care #cultural differences #cultural misunderstandings #ghost king danny #ghost princess Dani

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saruin · 3 months

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so nobody was gonna tell me about the leaf bat?

#i thought we were friends #unsubscribe #gonna make a spell-caster sim specifically for this adorable little fucker

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pkmn-smashorpass · 7 months

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My partner once turned to me and said "Houndoom's bite leaves a burn that can be felt on the victim's skin forever. I wonder what its cum feels like." and that's stuck with me for a while

#why did you do that to me #I thought we were friends #ask #anon #Houndoom #pokemon #pkmn #pkmn smash or pass #pokemon smash or pass #smash or pass

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etakeh · 1 year

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What. What did they just say.

#muppet mayhem #electric mayhem #muppets #I'd gone quite a long time without thinking about the feebles #why did they do this to me.#I thought we were friends #but I guess I was wrong #peter jackson

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jamminvroomvroom · 3 months

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woke up. saw The News. killed myself 3729 times in my head. face down in my bed. it cannot be real.

#LEWIS SJWIDHWLEBEKWK WHY #I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

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skateisawesome · 1 month

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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE MEAN TO ME

WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE YOU DO THIS

I HATE BEING A TEENAGE GIRL

#she was such a bitch for no reason #i thought we were friends #why #whyd you decide to hate me on some random tuesday #fucking asshole #im so done #i hate being a teenage girl #why is this shit so normak #cant we be decent people?

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faggotwalkwithme · 3 months

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youre a faggot

what the fuck, dude

#i thought we were friends #what the fuck #everyone block this person #im gonna doxx them #name: sylvester august baxter #age:38 #birthday: january 24 1983 #city: texas #address: 38 log road #tumblr password: ninetyeight #personal gmail: [email protected]

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daftmooncretin · 9 days

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et tu ryan bergara?

#i thought we were friends #watcher #shane madej #steven lim #ryan bergara

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sacredthefran · 11 months

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So I had a thought when I saw the moodboard @andtherestishistory13 made for me tonight

This might sound stupid or overly sappy, but it’s soft Sunday so hear me out. Just imagine during your meadow date with Josh, and it’s one of your first dates with him, you found a pretty flower and when he wasn’t expecting it you gently placed said flower behind his ear. He instantly gets bright red, not used to someone doing that for him, and shyly smiling up at you. He keeps that flower behind his ear the rest of the day, even in the car and even after he dropped you off at your place. A few days later you go over to his house and you notice a new picture frame on the wall, matching the other assorted frames in style, but this one contains a single flower pressed and dried behind the glass. He had kept it, and preserved it forever. After that you made a point to always give him little flowers here or there, knowing how much he loved and deserved them. He saved every single one of them, whether it be in random books in his library or in his own journals to take with him on the road, they were one of the many reminders of you he loved having around him.

WHY. WHY. W.H.Y. YOU NEED TO GO IN TIMEOUT

This is literally me rn running to my bedroom. I need my comfort hoodie, my comfort blanket and my fuzzy socks NOW.

Josh is the type to love everything that you give him, but to him a flower is just something so pure and beautiful. They always remind him of you, so why wouldn’t he frame them???? Hillary you’ve literally ruined this thought for me. Could you imagine when Josh is overseas and he’s just going through a rough patch because he misses you so much and you send him a bouquet of flowers??? He would be smiling ear to ear. It would immediately lift his spirits up.

#what the fuck #why is she doing this to me #I thought we were friends #like good friends #just why #josh kiszka #josh kiszka fluff #josh gvf #Fran’s Soft Sunday 🥺

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deepdwellingsteamboat · 3 months

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THE WIP GAME Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Why did you do this to me, @six-demon-bag?

Okay, here are my 34 WIPs that no one will ever read because I write two and a half sentences a year. BEHOLD!

P.S. Most of my stuff is inspired by songs, and I put song titles in parentheses to make it easier to remember which fic is about what.

(Altered Carbon Winterbaron)

(Control Winterbaron)

(Prey Cloverbaron)

(Timetravel Balerdibaron)

A Good Trainwreck (Written In Blood)

A Man Who Won't Stay Dead (Stay Dead)

Bare Your Teeth (Teeth)

Beyond The Dam (Moby Duck)

Boil In My Veins (In Flames)

Breakout (Pressure)

Cold To The Touch (So Human of You)

Confession (Have Faith)

Emotional Necromancy (Brain Damage)

End Of All Evil (Way of the Strong)

Haze (Just One Dance)

Hearts Of Impeccable Taste (Want to Be Hunted)

Her Patron Saint Is Death (Scarlet Vow)

Hourglass (The Path Home)

Idols (No More Heroes)

Last Ride On The Loop (Realization)

Like A Fever Taking Hold (Fever)

Mantras Of Greater Purpose (Sainthood and Sanctuary)

Misery (You Make Me Feel Like It's Halloween)

Once More Enslaved (False Kings)

One Drop's Enough (Anthem to the Edge of the Earth)

Pandemonium (Modern Mythology)

Paralyzed With You (Paralyzed)

Plague's Possession (Outside)

Roulette In My Head (Bad Luck)

So Much Colder (Apocalypse State of Mind)

Someone Else's Lies (Rachael)

These Special Words (Black Magic)

Tyvian Red (Dishonored Laszky)

When I Close My Eyes (Nightmares)

Yes, demon, balerdibaron and cloverbaron are your fault.

Some of them are literally only one or two sentences long, so you might get unlucky, and I won't be able to tell much about them. If that happens, just ask about something else. Unless you are unlucky again... I know, I'm terrible.

I'm not tagging anyone, no one should be subjected to this torment. The cycle of WIP game violence ends with me.

#wip game #i don't wanna be here #did you get tired of torturing thomas and decided to torture me instead #i thought we were friends

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static-errorcode-13 · 5 months

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