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the three fates about to tell me how i’m going to die if i don’t cough up 5.99 a month

#watcher #watcher tv #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim

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The one comment that said it's like watching your dog walk into traffic

#watcher

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he said steal from the rich

#watcher

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et tu ryan bergara?

#i thought we were friends #watcher #shane madej #steven lim #ryan bergara

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im gutted

#watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #bfu #steven lim

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i’m so disappointed. i’ve been watching these boys for almost a decade thinking they were creators that actually cared about their (young) audience. and now they’re locking everything they’ve made behind a paywall and attempting to convince teenagers and college students to pay $5 dollars a month to access them again. which a lot of us can’t even do if its not available in our country. i’m so fucking sad. not even about losing their content but because clearly the boys who got me through my teenage years are not as great as they seem. i hope you know you’re greedy watcher.

#watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim

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the perfect job for every supernatural character in fanfiction is in fact park ranger. dean should be a park ranger. cas should be a park ranger. sam should be a park ranger. jody, claire, kevin, charlie, bobby, gabriel, eileen, mick davies and rowena should be park rangers. jack should be a park ranger in training. stop making them cops in fanfiction. dean hates cops. fuck cops.

#all my homies hate cops #garth should be leslie knope #also i dont know what park rangers do or the american park system i am irish and socialist so i dont like knowing things about america #i just think they should wear knee shorts and hang around the woods #when is park ranger verse happening #destiel #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #claire novak #jack klein

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thank you supernatural for being the only reason i can sustain a conversation with straight men.

cowboy movies? i know all about them. dean winchester likes tombstone

cars? i am an expert they drive a car in supernatural

star wars? so cool sam winchester had that on dvd.

beer? love it. spn charcters are functional alcoholics

working out? oh sure. sam winchester is occasionally seen in running shorts.

gay jokes? so true! dean winchester and I are homosexuals.

pool? a game! they play it in supernatural.

misogyny? mhmm. supernatural

homophobia? yass! supernatural.

#spn #supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #destiel #deancas

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so i watched the will ferrell nascar movie and now i cant get nascar! dean winchester out of my head (feat disgruntled sports journalist cas who does not want to be here)

#spn #deancas #he drives a chevy btw #castiels arm is wonky i know ok #also can someone write a fic about this please i have the entire au mapped out in my head i just cant write. ao3 users dm me #also i know nothing about nascar im irish this is entirely based on a will ferrel movie my brother made me watch with him #dean flirts with cas to annoy him btw and then gets a little to into it #its not so much enemies as it is mutual annoyance to lovers #and rowena is his f1 rival because i really want to draw her in a nascar outfit #sam is a news anchor in this au #spn fanart #destiel #destiel fanart #fanart #castiel #dean winchester #supernatural #spn au #supernatural fanart

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you can always tell when spn fics are written cause in the early ones dean is all like: god almighty why did you forsake me??? do you exist? do you truly care for the ants you created or do we live alone in this universe etc…

and then post season 11 is like

dean: god is a squirrely little bitch who writes straight fanfiction about me so me and my boys are in charge of protecting the earth now

#also sam finds out who god is and immediately turns pagan #he said fuck that im a witch now #spn #supernatural #chuck shurley #destiel #dean winchester #castiel

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#star trek tos

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revelations from the spotify psychic 

#haters will say its fake #spn #destiel #spotify psychic #spotify #deancas #supernatural #castiel #misha collins #jensen ackles

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#@robbiethompson bravo you coward #ides of march #spn #jared padalecki #the ides of march #supernatural #destiel #the winchesters #jarpad #jensen ackles #misha collins

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#spn #misha collins #destiel #constantine #also sorry for giving constantine 2.5 stars #supernatural #deancas #castiel #dean winchester

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when i get mad at dean i just start shipping sastiel. like fuck you dean your yogurt brother gonna treat that boy right. but also destiel forever. but also funny if sam steals your man dean.

#i dont know im drunk on a weekday #sastiel #sam winchester #dean winchester #destiel #castiel #spn #supernatural

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#spn #supernatural #destiel #sam winchester #deancas #castiel #dean winchester #spn meme #meme

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#thank you @i-make-fun-of-spn-characters for the template #spn #supernatural #it do be like this fr #sam winchester #dean winchester #destiel #deancas