#i dont know im drunk on a weekday

[daftmooncretin]

when i get mad at dean i just start shipping sastiel. like fuck you dean your yogurt brother gonna treat that boy right. but also destiel forever. but also funny if sam steals your man dean.

#i dont know im drunk on a weekday #sastiel #sam winchester #dean winchester #destiel #castiel #spn #supernatural

[ifimdreaming]

its all my fault

quinn hughes x reader || angst

authors note: sorta rewrote this but i still dont love it. mild cw: alcohol, fighting, toxic relationship protrayed

word count: 1.6k

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“why do you act like ive never told you this bothers me? Every single time you go out, you stay all night and get drunk, and then come home at 4am and act oblivious as to how I could possibly be upset at you.” you say knowing that talking to him in this state is like arguing with a brick wall.

Without answering you, Quinn stumbles around the apartment discarding clothes from his body on his way towards the bathroom, and you watch as they fall carelessly to the floor.

It wasnt like this was an everyday occurrence, but it was happening more and more often and you knew it was getting worse. In the beginning of your relationship the two of you used to go out together. Always together. 

And it wasnt that you didnt like going out anymore, it was just that you didnt like the way he acted when you went out with him. So you stopped going. It was the same everytime. Always getting drunk whether you were drinking or not and never caring about spending any time with you at all. It was always about making himself feel good. Or maybe just to feel nothing. 

To be honest you didnt know why he was drinking to the point of complete and utter insensibility, and it hurt you the first time you brought it up to him. It was over dinner and he insisted you both finish a second bottle of wine. Again. On a thursday night;

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“Why dont we just save it for the weekend? I dont mind having a glass or two over dinner, but it seems unnecessary to be drinking so much on a weekday, no?” you say cautiously.

Your boyfriend is sitting across from you with a hazy look in his eyes. you watch him fiddle with the bottle of wine as he places it on his lap momentarily. His left hand is around the throat of the bottle as he begins anxiously picking at the cork with his right hand. 

“Are you insinuating something?” Quinn says without making eye contact. 

His eyes stay peering down at the bottle in his lap as he speaks, then at your both empty glasses that are sat across from each other at the table and you can feel the heat in your cheeks intensifying. 

“Im just trying to look out for you..its not that i d-” you start but are quickly cut off by your half-drunk boyfriend.

“Then whyd you bring it up? What does the day of the week have to do with it?” He says with a mocking tone.

Quinn didnt raise his voice. He never would. But honestly what he said caught you off guard. It wasnt that you were scared of him, you were just worried about what he was doing to himself, his career, his relationship with you, his future - so many things were running through your head. 

You knew it was all getting worse too, and it was hard for you to admit it to yourself because you knew he was refusing to admit it himself. His absolute defensiveness is what you knew would be the hardest wall to tear down.

“Forget it. Lets just finish dinner, ok?” you say picking up your fork and trying to just forget the whole conversation. You hoped he would just forget about the alcohol altogether but deep down you knew it would be brought up again.

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Following after him seemed like the most daunting task in the world right now. It was like living with a teenager at this point. And you knew it wasnt your job to take care of him. You wouldnt put up with that. 

But its been weeks, and here you are. Putting up with it.

“Quinn, we need to talk about this. Can you come out here?” you say as you begin down the hall to find him.

Although you say this calmly, as you walk further down the hallway you can hear him vomiting on the other side of the bathroom door and your anger suddenly intensifies. It makes you cringe hearing the sounds of his booze emptying into the toilet. Mostly because of how much it frustrated you how often this occurred.

Regardless of the state he was in when he walked in the front door, you knew once he was done throwing up his guts, he would be sober enough to talk to you at least 70% sensibly.

Waiting was the worst part. Recalling all of the other nights he came home in this state. Fearing he’ll completely ignore your attempts to talk this through. Worrying this might end up the night he finally lands himself in the hospital. 

After hearing silence for more than a minute you softly knock on the bathroom door.

“Just give me a fucking minute… Please?” Quinn says with a growl in his voice that he softly lets up as he speaks, knowing he shouldnt be talking to you that way.

You want to walk away so badly, but manage to stand your ground. 

“Im waiting right here.” you say proudly, but also, defeatedly.

Honestly you didn't understand how you had so much patience this late at night.

Finally Quinn opens the door. He slowly walks out towards you and looks terrified to face you. You didnt want your relationship to be this way. The overarching feeling of dread lingering over the both of you.

“Can you just try and understand where im coming from?” You begin to say,

“Just put yourself in my perspective.” You add quietly.

His eyes were clearly tired and you could see them gently squinting as he stares at your lips. Trying desperately to comprehend every word coming out of your mouth.

Maybe he wasnt getting it. Maybe he genuinely didnt understand how big of a toll his drinking has taken on your relationship - On your lives.

“Its not that easy.” He says in a whisper, matching his tone with yours.

“Ok?... Its not easy? I know its not that easy.” you try to hold back the disgust in your voice as you say this, but fail.

You close your eyes and air lets out from your nose in disapproval. You cant help it. Under communicating was what Quinn did best. He knew exactly how to piss you off and it was working right off the bat. 

“Are you going to let me explain or are you just gonna keep up the disappointed girlfriend act?” Quinn says as he looks at you through the doorway of the bathroom, leaning his shoulder on the wall.

He watches you as you uncross your arms, trying to appear open to whatever he is going to say next. But he stays silent which infuriates you even more.

“Go ahead Quinn! Its about goddamn time you explain yourself!” you knew yelling is not the right approach but just couldnt contain your frustration any longer.

Quinn takes a step towards you and you can tell he is desperately holding himself back from just giving up on this conversation altogether. 

He runs his hands through his hair, holding himself back from his anger and looks utterly defeated. And suddenly it is really hard to be angry at him. You can tell he has no idea how to express himself to you in this moment.

You were scared if you got any closer to him you would just hold him and never let go.

“I dont know whats wrong with me… I dont want to make excuses to you because i know you can see right through my bullshit.” Quinn begins and his voice wavers, “But i dont know whats wrong.” He repeats.

His eyes are bloodshot and glossy as he peers into yours. 

“Its unforgivable. How ive treated you? Its horrible.  makes me feel like shit to think about that.” He says.

His apology of sorts made you sad. You felt sorry for him, but mostly you wondered how much of this he'll remember in the morning.

You fight back tears as you continue looking at him without a word. You were afraid if you spoke it would open up the flood gates of your tears and you didnt want that.

Quinn scans your face looking for any clue whatsoever as to what you could be thinking before he brings his gaze back to your eyes. You couldn't stand the prolonged eye contact any longer so you look down at his fingers and watch as he begins to pick at his cuticles, his anxiety clearly getting the better of him. 

His hands are red and calloused and the only thing you can focus on. Suddenly the urge to hold them takes over.

You walk towards him and grab his hands in yours. Quinn immediately accepts your touch. He steps even closer towards your body and rests his chin at the top of your head, your forehead resting lightly on his chest. And for some reason the simplicity of his embraces finally brings you to tears.

You sob into his chest and he grips the back of your neck tightly, your hair wrapping messily in his hand. His other hand wraps around your body, pulling you into a tight hug. The sounds of your sobbing fills the room and almost begins to embarrass you with how loud it is.

Your arms grasped Quinn so strongly it almost hurt you to hold him that tightly. Everything hurt. Your throat burned as you continued crying, your eyes stung from your mascara bleeding into them, your body was physically and mentally exhausted from staying up all night worrying about Quinn. 

He was all you could think about and you really wouldn't be surprised if he was beginning to lose oxygen from your grip on him in this moment.

“Its all my fault. Everything.” Quinn chokes out and its then that you realize he is crying too.

He strokes your head gently and you let him console you.

But honestly you didn't know if allowing him to console you after being the reason for your pain was toxic or romantic.  

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#nhl #hockey blurb #hockey imagine #canucks lb #quinn hughes #vancouver canucks #canucks #quinn hughes x reader #quinn hughes fic #quinn hughes blurb #quinn hughes imagine #hockeyblr

[sn4pozu]

how Richard Trager uses Instagram (yes, he would use Instagram):

this is Pre-Engine Rick because realistically post-engine Rick would have other things to worry about besides instagram

30 stories a day, from dawn till dawn again this man is addicted to the layout

doesn't use stickers because hes a grown man BUT HE DOES HAVE A BITMOJI THAT HE USES RELIGIOUSLY

its half office reels, half food pics, and a quarter just rants

overuses tags to hell, even randomly mid sentence , example: "#Amazing day today at @MurkoffOfficial ! this #Work ain't doin itself 📋💻👍🏻 #Workday #Monday #Officeday #ADayInMyLife #Job"

sometimes thinks that Murkoff should totally have a social media account, he knows its dumb but he cant help wanting more followers 😔

"Suns out guns out! #Sunday with my bud @JeremyBlaireOfficial" and its a picture of them in a golf cart holding champagne (not gay, just besties)

Not to sneak in my RickJer agenda but in my minds eye they signed eachothers golf clubs

tags the location if he could he would

username is something obnoxious like 'RichardTragerOfficial' like nobody know u lil bro 😭😭😭

buys likes and followers to feed his ego

4k followers thats like 85% bots

" @McDonaldsOffical Never fails 😂😂😂 #hangovermeal #NoRegrets" and its a fish fillet with the most inhuman bite you've ever seen taken out of it

WOULD POST A SWEATY GYM MAT AND TAG THE GYM AND IT'D HAVE A DUMB CAPTION LIKE "Workout Wednesdays! 🏋🏼‍♂️💪#Wednesday #Gym #Exercise #GymPic #Muscles" HE LACKS SELF AWARENESS DONT LAUGH

would 'ironically' comment "Hot! 🔥🔥🔥" on a mans gym pic and would slutshame a womans gym butt pic

"he hurts every woman hes ever met because his true soulmate is a man" - Sock-rates

he would unironically use hashtags in a sentence for fun, also urges Jer to be more active on Instagram

imagine the most white grown man, now add curly blonde hair, uhuh now give him a gay sweater, now make him homophobic & gay, yep .thats him officer

HAS gotten scammed on instagram, he threathened legal action and got his money back and deleted their account after a week tho

weekday streaks exist to him, no hes not a middle schooler hes actually 30

look at me in the eyes and tell me he wouldn't make fun of feminism in the comments section of those LibzDunked accounts

his Close Friends stories are just aftermaths after nights out, its either him drunk posting or filming himself talking to the camera about his hangover

its just Jer and a few other friends but it has the same intimacy of homosexuality

theres one video where hes drunk and actually tripped and fell so comically its been 7 months and Jer still makes fun of him for it (laughs along but actually hates it like viscerally)

he has 3 phones, both iphones and one is a samsung flip (he wanted the hype), a work phone, home phone, and his normal phone, why does he need so much? why is he not robbed yet? we will never know....

replies to those awareness posts about war in the middle east and goes like "damn.. thats unfortunate 💔 hearts goes out to them 🙏 @Chriswalker89"

most menacing instagram white man, cyberbullies as a past time and has 5 alts just focused on Harrassment+ Stalking people

he'd doxx which hospital your mother is staying in with no shame

"If you don't take that back I'm injecting your mothers spine with brain eating parasites" and he means that for real

would post corny atheist memes & misinformation

induces paranoia as a hobby "Yes ma'am i am a licensed doctor vaccines Do cause autism" as a treat

he fucks around too much one day his main gets suspended and he calls Instagram customer services

if you wouldn't think he'd try to hook up with an instagram influencer you are a liar

weekly self-help book recommendations that he doesn't read and actually just gets payed 7$ per link

im not saying he would make an alt to just hype up his own photos but he would.....do that.....

also gets blackmailed his own dick pic but whatever that was in the past

on a side note Jeremy does have a year old instagram account that only has 2 pictures (both just bar pics of him posing with a glass of wine like an idiot) and his entire Tagged section is just RICHARD TAGGING HIM IN ANYTHING

#richard trager #outlast #outlast fandom #outlast whistleblower #jeremy blaire #they are homophobic and gay #the straightest gay people

[nonclassyparty]

Wooyoung’s Playlist- J.WY. [TEASER]

Part 2 of When You End It (kind of)

Summary:

Jung Wooyoung, a newly declared cynic when it comes to love, meets a girl who simply has too much love to give.

moodboard

Status: In progress...

A/N: So remember that one-shot i was planning on making from svoh!woo’s pov? well i randomly started writing it again so here is a little teaser for it! also please excuse any mistakes, sometimes i write in third person when im talking about sunny/yn lol but just want to make it clear this is NOT svoh!yn or an alternative ending. it’s a little svoh spin-off that’s why i decided to give this y/n a nickname.

Taglist:  @itbtoblikethatsometimes  @jaehyunsonly @binniesbf @mechanica-lmomma @yeosangteef​ @diorwoo @yeolsnini @hhj-00 @purenjuniverse @joonsthethicc  @becauseiloveyunho @chittaphonstar @uzumakioden @hwaist @kpopnightingale   @baguette-atiny @gyuyoungie @knucklesdeepmingi @whatudowhennooneseesyou (i tagged everyone who was on my svog taglist but the tags dont work for some of you!)

A month after his girlfriend broke up with him, Jung Wooyoung settled into a new, comfortable routine.

It wasn't anything spectacular, per say, and mainly consisted of going to a party with Changbin and Yeonjun every Friday or Saturday (both if, by any off chance, he thought about his ex-girlfriend a little too much over the week), mingle downstairs nursing a drink that helps him relax and get in the mood, find a girl to take upstairs, fuck the girl, return back to his friends and then get so drunk he wakes up with a nasty hangover and a black hole in his memory of the night before.

That was the routine for the weekends, the weekdays were a bit of a different story. Since he was, now, in his last years of college at Sungkyunkwan University, he was swept up in duties since the start of the semester. All of his midterms became more like midprojects that required a lot of practices, forcing Changbin to record his routines and then dutifully monitoring those routines. It was difficult but Wooyoung liked it.

It kept his mind off of other things.

Until the weekend came once again...

Get ready, have one drink, find a cute girl, take her upstairs and then return downstairs to drink some more. Over and over again.

Changbin said that it wasn't the healthiest way to cope but hey, at least he was coping somehow.

This weekend wasn't any different. If there was anything remarkable about this party, it would be that it was the first party of his last year as a college student which meant that everyone and their mothers would be present. Other than that, it was still just another frat house or college apartment, same drinks, same music...nothing special.

Ah, last year of college...Wooyoung thought a lot about that but...that was a think piece for another day. A whole year has passed since the Summer-He-Does-Not-Speak-Of. That's also a topic for another day.

Back to the party.

Wooyoung subtly rolls his eyes as he watches Changbin place a quick kiss to Yuri's cheek as they giggle amongst themselves, all three of them leaned against the counter and Wooyoung being the designated third wheel until Yeonjun decides to show up.

He doesn't know why Changbin bothers going to these things if he's going to be with his girlfriend the entire time, you can't even hold a proper conversation here because the music is too loud. And she giggles at anything he says which means she either has terrible sense of humor because Changbin is not funny or she's really in love with Wooyoung's best friend. Just the thought of it makes his skin crawl.

All this talk would make anyone think that Wooyoung dislikes Yuri. He doesn't! She's a super sweet girl and is always nice to him. It's just that...well, Wooyoung is bitter.

"I'm going to dance." Wooyoung announces to seemingly no-one, dumping the plastic cup on the counter and weaving his way through the small crowd until he reaches the center of the living room and just let's himself feel the music.

It's really not that the music is anything special, it's pretty shit actually, but this is usually the easiest way to find someone he can take upstairs. So, Wooyoung allows it.

It takes not even 2 full minutes before he's already making eye contact with a girl. And if it weren't for the glances back at Wooyoung while she moves her hips to the beat, she would almost seem shy to it.

That's Wooyoung's favourite type. He likes shy girls.

It doesn't take long for you to get wrapped up in him, bodies inching closer and closer across the dance floor with the pretense of dancing until finally, Wooyoung is placing his hands delicately on your hips and when you push your back into him more- he knows it's a done deal.

"I'm Sunny." You say breathlessly as he grips your hips firmly, the back of your knees hitting the bed of the dimly lit bedroom you both had found yourselves in as Wooyoung presses longer kisses against your bare neck.

"Nice to meet you, Sunny." Wooyoung mumbles before pressing his lips back into yours, his hands roaming the expanse of the little, black dress you were wearing.

If Wooyoung was completely honest, he couldn't care less what your name was and the chances of him actually remembering it after he leaves this room are slim to none but he's not an asshole so he doesn't voice his thoughts out loud instead keeps feeling up your body.

"Aren't you going to tell me your name?" Wooyoung almost groans in annoyance at the sound of your voice, pulling away from you to be met with a smile growing on your cherry painted lips.

Wooyoung takes the time to look at you. Actually look at you, even if it is in the dimly lit room and well, you're kind of beautiful. Devastatingly so, actually. Sparkling eyes, cute nose, rosy cheeks, and fucking pretty lips. Your hair messed up from the light curls it was set up in when Wooyoung first saw you, collarbones decorated with a thin necklace whose pendant ended up between the valley of your breasts and a tight black dress clinging to your body and stopping mid thigh.

"Wooyoung." He whispers, adding a small smile for good measure because while he didn't care for your name, he still wanted you to be comfortable. And a guy being broody and rude, refusing to tell you his name while you're in a room alone with him with the intentions of having sex together could be fucking terrifying. He didn't want that.

You smile at the sound of his voice, repeating his name in a whisper and a nod on response before leaning up to kiss him again and he gladly reciprocates, his tongue prodding between your cherry stained lips as he groans a little.

You're good. You're really good. You're so good that fucking you only once isn't enough for Wooyoung, he has to do it again. Your moans, the way you move your hips, your hands trailing across his back, lips that taste like artificial cherries...it's sort of addicting.

So it's no surprise that he indulges in useless small talk after you both come for the first time, only to situate himself between your legs again minutes later because you feel good under him, on top of him...next to him. Until your skin is glistening with sweat as hot bodies come together and you're panting underneath him for the second time, your pretty face twisted in an expression of pure bliss that makes him come undone seconds after you.

But then, it's over and Wooyoung has to go.

He's pulling his pants back up, buttoning his shirt and bidding you goodbye with a polite smile. You don't seem upset or anything, a lazy blissed out smile on your own face as you wave him goodbye while slowly sitting up to pull your underwear back on.

Wooyoung joins his friends again and when Yeonjun asks him with who he slept with, Wooyoung can't remember your name. Maybe it started with an S or something, he says, her lips tasted like artificial cherries.

He doesn't expect to see you again and even if he does somehow catch your eyes on campus, he'll just divert his attention somewhere else and walk past you like he doesn't know you. Just like he did countless times before with the rest of his one-night stands.

That night, Wooyoung drinks until he blacks out and spends his Sunday throwing up in the toilet while Changbin looks at him in disappointment.

Oh well.

Baristas was a coffee shop nestled between a bakery and a bookshop near campus and was, coincidentally, Wooyoung's favourite spot in the city.

It was a little bit longer than a 5 minute walk from his apartment, had overpriced coffee but at least, it was actually good coffee (he can't say the same for a lot of other coffee shops), and the tables are big and spacious enough for him to pull out his books so he can study there if Yeonjun isn't around to be annoyingly distracting. If Wooyoung wasn't at the apartment or the dance studio, fat chance is that he will be found at Baristas in his usual corner.

Which is how Changbin and Yuri knew it was the perfect place to find him and trap him into meeting new people. Because Wooyoung is some sort of social butterfly and Yuri wanted him to meet his friends or something. Apparently, they'd get along well.

Wooyoung doesn't need to meet new people, he knows just enough of them if he was honest.

"Don't go! Taehyun and Y/N will be here soon!" Yuri begs with a small smile and brows raised in a hopeful expression as Changbin takes a loud, obnoxious sip from his cup.

"Who?" Wooyoung pauses from packing up his stuff to look at the girl in confusion.

"My friends." She chirps, "I mean, two of my friends...Beomgyu isn't in town this week."

"I-" Wooyoung starts, eyes drawing to Changbin in a 'what the hell' expression. His friend looks awfully pleased by the entire situation, probably happy that he doesn't have to meet his girlfriend's friends on his own. Wooyoung huffs, leaning back in defeat.

"Fine." He agrees with a small, very fake smile but she doesn't seem to notice, too busy skimming through the outside windows.

"Tae had classes until noon, so they should be here soo- Oh, there they are!" Yuri says excitedly, waving her hand to someone behind Wooyoung. Was she so excited for Wooyoung and Changbin to meet her friends?

"Hey, guys." A male voice is the first one to greet them, approaching their table and Wooyoung turns his head to the newcomer, a polite smile gracing his face that blanches out completely once his eyes set on the person next to him and memories of last Saturday start swirling before his eyes.

It's her. It's...the girl. Whatever her names was...The one Wooyoung fucked twice before leaving her. The one whose lips tasted like artificial cherries. It's her.

She looks different than she did last Saturday, that little black dress replaced by a sundress that stopped midthigh and red Converse on her feet. Two colorful necklaces hanging from her neck, laying against her skin that looked smooth under the sunlight. Her hair picked up in a messy ponytail and face free of any makeup but cheeks still had a natural blush to them. And her lips were still glossed over by a deep pink.

The Girl ( Wooyoung could've swore her name started with an S and was not Y/N) sported a similar expression as him, seemingly caught off guard by seeing him there.

"H-hi." She says quietly to everyone, eyes still wide before looking to Wooyoung again, who was praying she doesn't address him directly but unfortunately it doesn't help. She gives him a small, weak smile, "Hi, Wooyoung."

Oh...so she remembers his name. Well, this is embarrassing now.

"Hi." He responds simply, eyes avoiding her gaze as he tries to come up with the quickest escape route. Their interaction doesn't go unmissed by their nosy friends.

"Oh, you two know each other?" Changbin asks in curiosity, lips quirking up in a half smile and Wooyoung is so close to kicking him under the table.

"We, uh..." You start, scratching your neck in what Wooyoung assumes was a nervous habit. So, in order to help you out Wooyoung tries to say something...anything. But he thinks that he only added to the awkwardness.

"We...well," Wooyoung tries to motion with his hands, not knowing what to say at all. What is he supposed to say?

All of the occupants of the table watch both of them trying to scramble for words, faces set in confused curiosity. Wooyoung sees the blush on your cheeks double from the corner of his eye.

"We, uh, we meet each other at the party last weekend." You end up saying, your voice is different now that Wooyoung is sober and not trying to fuck you. It's still nice.

"Oh?" Changbin lets out, knowing very well that Wooyoung was with him the entire party except for the time he went upstairs with a- Realization seems to dawn to his friend's face. "Oooooh."

Wooyoung was going to kill him.

"What? Wha-Oh." Yuri gasps, her hand stopping on Changbin's bicep where it was previously pulling on the sleeve of his T-shirt as she realized the same thing as her boyfriend. You go redder in the face.

"Anyways..." Wooyoung clears his throat awkwardly, turning to Taehyun who sat across from him, eyes pinned to The Girl and lips pursued. "I'm Wooyoung."

"Nice too meet you, I'm Taehyun." Taehyun smiles lightly, shaking Wooyoung's outstretched hand.

"Oh, right." The Girl whispers, holding her hand out to Changbin with a smile and still red cheeks, "I'm Y/N. But almost everyone calls me Sunny."

Ah, so that's what it is. Y/N with Sunny as a nickname. Weird. But then again, it weirdly suits her even though Wooyoung knows absolutely nothing about her.

He watches her hand that Changbin grasps, noticing the variety of colorful rings. A very thin, gold one with a little diamond flower on one finger, a golden band ring on her thumb and a bunch of plastic colorful ones across the other fingers. They were mismatched but still looked nice on her hand, she had piano hands. It still didn't stop Wooyoung from thinking that a rainbow puked on her.

Even her bag was in bright colors, a pattern not familiar to him filled out with a bunch of blues, greens, pinks, yellows...Did this girl not have anything in a neutral color?

At least, he didn't have to call her The Girl anymore. She was Y/N now, or Sunny.

Why did they call her Sunny? Why the fuck did Wooyoung care?

Wooyoung clears his throat again, taking a sip from the brew he ordered. He was a regular here, they even knew the amount of sugar he liked in his coffee.

When you and Taehyun go up to the counter to order your drinks, as you wait for them to be made, Wooyoung watches from the corner of his eyes as the two of you bicker in hushed whispers. Taehyun has a scowl on his face and seems to be scolding you about something while you bite back at him but with soft eyes.

Wooyoung turns to Changbin again and finds his friend's eyes already set on him. Wooyoung already knows what's going through his mind and he knows Changbin will rip him a new one when they get back to the apartment.

You don't sleep with your friend's friends, especially when you know you don't plan on doing it again. And especially when the friend is your best friend's girlfriend. But Yuri doesn't seem upset by it. Maybe Y/N is like Wooyoung, maybe she hooks up with other people all the time.

"Just be careful." Wooyoung hears Taehyun whisper to you, as you both slide into the booth again with drinks in hand. You only roll your eyes in response.

"So, you two are second years?" Changbin asks, obviously working very hard to make his girlfriend's friends like him.

"Yeah." You answer with a smile, "I'm a music major and Taehyun is a business major."

Taehyun doesn't seem to speak much from what Wooyoung notices, instead he lets you take the reins on keeping the conversation flowing. But it doesn't seem out of hostility or anything bad like that, he just seems to like staying quiet.

"That's cool! Do you sing Sunny?" Changbin asks and Wooyoung glances at you from the corner of his eyes. He expected you to study art or something but he guesses that music wasn't too far off.

"No." You respond quickly, "I play a couple of instruments but I'm more interested in sound engineering."

Sound engineering? Like mixing? Who the fuck were you?

"Dope." His friend nods with a smile. And that's how the rest of the conversation goes. Changbin asks question, you and Yuri talk mostly while Wooyoung and Taehyun just sit on the side and sometimes give an occasional laugh. Wooyoung can't wait for it to be over so he can go home and never see you again.

But, as always, when you say you hope you don't see someone again- the universe decides to giggle a little and arrange possibilities so there is a pretty big fucking chance that you'll see them again.

Fuck the universe, Wooyoung thinks.

#wooyoung x reader #ateez x reader #ateez angst

[conjuringgh0sts]

tagged by @evilbubblewrap helloooo thank u <3 9 people you want to get to know better!

three ships: uuuhhh im actually super bad at picking ships to devote my time to and most of them are kinda basic. steve rogers/bucky barnes (mcu), dirk gently/todd brotzman (dirk gently's holistic detective agency), .....grank (mcr, and because its funniest answer i could give)

first ship ever: what are you? a cop? it was minecraft youtubers. i can say no more..

last song: You're the Reason I Don't Want the World to End by The Wonder Years. (Holding All Of You At Gunpoint . Listen To The Wonder Years)

last movie: Freaky dir. Christopher Landon. i got drunk and watched it w/ my brother on a weekday 🤪

currently reading: The Continental Affair by Christine Mangan. it was in my library's new fiction section, its fine, i haven't gotten very far into it. shame i didnt get this tag when i wouldn't stop talking about reading American Psycho

currently watching: technically i dont think i've caught up on wwdits, but i've been fending off a New Girl rewatch with a stick bc its been like less than a year since I binged it for the first time

currently craving: onion rings 😭 idk why but i want onion rings so badly rn

currently consuming: onion ring tulpa

tagging @doctorcurdlejr @frvitysweet @boffinsandbeasties @neonblocks @distillatoria @ammargura @v1ntagecassette 9 is too many

#nerd.txt #tag game #the ship name was skylox and i had to dig deep into my mental recesses to bring THAT ONE back out. #thank u sm for tagging me! hello new mutual 👁👁 Stares At U #i make one joke on a penis post and now im playin tag games LMAO

[jemwritesstuff]

Ace Visconti x reader □

"you broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend's house and i should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we're good now" AU cause my inspiration has fucked off. couldnt think of anyone else but trash husband for this lol sorry for being so late btw! been drowning in school work so i just decided to literally vomit this out, might edit later or not

word count: 1233

content warnings: alcohol, ace hopefully being ace, dwights implied relationship with david, a cat, takes place after the Fog, swearing

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waking up to the sound of someone meddling with your kitchen window is not pleasant. especially when that kitchen window is on the third floor of an apartment building.

next came the tumble of presumably whoever opened the window getting in and dropping to the floor. something also crashed down from the countertop.

that someone also cursed very loudly. i cringed and got up from the bed, every nerve in my body ready to make the ultimate fight or flight decision. phone in one hand and the trusted baseball bat from under the bed in the other i sneaked from the bedroom to the hallway leading to the kitchen. i heard a meow and bit back a curse. if this fucking burglar dared to touch mr. mittens i wouldnt hesitate to bash their skull in.

"oh my god you are the cutest motherfucker in this realm" came in the voice of the burglar who slurred and i could hear mr mittens starting to purr. motherfucker touched my cat.

"since when's dwight had a cat?" the burglar wondered out loud. something clattered to the floor. "AND YOURE ORANGE? i should visit dwight more often"

i peaked a look into the kitchen. the guy sitting on my kitchen floor was obviously drunk. he didnt seem to have burgling intentions in his mind or then mittens is just too good of a distraction. he didnt look too strong either, tall maybe, but he was quite slender from his figure. the dirty cap he had on along with the cheap-ish suit really didnt make him look that indimitating. also the fact that he was babytalking my cat.

i decided i could take him on easily with the bat and jumped the kitchen, turning the lights on.

"what the fuck are you doing in my kitchen?"

the guy yelped and blinked his eyes a couple of times, not really used to the bright light. "hi, you must be dwights fiancé then. hi, im ace. although i have to admit i thought youd be a lot more... hmm, masculine so to say or like a lot more"

"what the absolute fuck are you on about? i dont even know any dwights." i countered, still gripping the bat tight.

"are you saying im not in dwight fairfields apartment? i thought it was this one. although he did tell me to come to the door and not through the window like i did." he pondered and scratched his grey-ish hair under the cap. "it actually makes sense. dwights always been a fish tank person anyway"

mittens curled up in 'aces' lap and started purring even more loudly to gain attention.

"well hello to you." he started scratching mittens again. "unlike him, ive always been a cat person. if id have to pick an animal to live the rest of my life as itd have to be cat. imagine just laying around in sun all day, getting scratches every time you want? ideal."

at this point i had to admit i was at a loss. someone broke into my house DRUNK and was now rambling on and giving my cat as much attention as hes ever wanted. i had to pinch myself just to make sure i wasnt actually dreaming this whole thing.

i took a few more moments to wrap my head around this all and ended up sighing loudly.

"you break into my apartment-"

"entered without permission!"

"broke my fucking flower vase-"

"disassembled."

"and you are now stealing the heart of my cat-"

"i could steal your heart too!"

"in the dead of the night on a weekday-"

"in my defense i lived years in one day-"

"and youre fucking drunk."

"blame the brit."

"what the hell is your deal?"

"well for first timers i always give a little discount-"

"get. real." i growled.

"okay so honestly i did think this was my friends apartment. secondly, felines love me, there's nothing i can do about it. thirdly, king challenged me to drink with him and i aint one to turn down a free drink or five"

"so you're a drunk junkie?"

"what? no, no, no, no. king's a friend of mine, he ain't never even seen a monarch in his life."

mittens meowed loudly demanding more attention from the stranger who was busy flailing around with his hands trying to explain.

"whats his name?" he asked and continued his babytalking. if the situation was anything else i mightve thought it to be cute. cute-ish.

"mister mittens." i grumbled. deeming him unthreatening, i let the bat go, placing it carefully on the kitchen table.

"thats a fucking amazing name. mr mittens youve won me over." mittens seemed extremely pleased for the attention he was receiving in the dead of the night and continued purring and rolling around on his lap. ace was happily providing for my cat without a care in the world. 

i sighed and pinched myself again. the whole situation was too bizarre to be anything but a wild ass dream. 

“whats your name?” he asked. “i feel like i should call you something else in my head than the one whose apartment i accidentally broke into” 

i hesitated but mr mittens had always had a good people sense; i remember once when i brought a one night stand home and he immediately started hissing and clawing at them. later i found out they were actually cheating on their partner. now he was basically trembling from excitement and giving everything he had to get some pats from this stranger.

i told him my name.

"lovely name for someone with a lovely cat" he stated and grinned wildly. the cap was close to tipping off his head but he didnt seem to mind.

i shook my head, "youre lucky he likes you."

"oh, that i am i assure you." 

"youre gonna have to pay me back for that vase" i demanded, "and i think we're taking you to this dwight now."

"i can do that. ya just gotta give me your number and we'll figure out a date." 

i frowned at him. he somehow managed to shoot back an even larger grin. 

as it turned out, 'dwight fairfield' lived in the complex next to mine, so i decided to walk the man there, through the door this time, and make sure he doesnt break into any more random apartments. mittens was saddened by his leave and desperately clung to him, successfully forcing himself with us on the short walk.

surprisingly, dwight was real and actually opened the door when ace knocked on it. he was fussing over the older man and scolding him for dragging me into this. they didnt seem like they should be friends, but i didnt think they were related either. asking seemed too rude even in the dead of the night.

"youre being ridiculous, mittens." i sighed yet again when he still rather decided to stick to the man who gave him pats for a few moments instead of his legal and loving owner.

"i told ya, love, felines adore me. maybe itll help if you promise that we'll get to see eachother again?" his smirk never seemed to falter. 

i frowned. the only thing i wanted when going to bed a few hours prior was a good nights sleep. i rubbed my eyes. 

i cursed.

"stop by in the morning to return my fucking cat."

#jems content #dead by daylight x reader #dbd x reader #dbd #dead by daylight #ace visconti #ace visconti x reader #my writing #fanfiction #sorry its so late!! i cant work under pressure at all so i just decide to not work

[usedtobeyours]

try hard dick energy: a fairytale

try hard dick energy got his nickname after almost 3 months of me seeing him

he used to be soft dick energy first. 

we met through friends, as i usually like it to go. 

on a regular thursday, we started chatting and we kind of fit. his music seemed to be a perfect match to my favorites. i listened to his playlist that whole week. 

a week later we met at said friends’ home, on the day before a holiday. 

my first impression was meh. but than again, it had been over 5 months since i even kissed another guy. 

conversation went on, and my thinking was: wow, i can actually be friends with this dude

then we got drunk and he ended up waiting for when my friend went to the bathroom to kiss me. again, a meh kinda kiss. but again, 5 months. it still felt nice, butterflies and all. 

i was on my period, maybe day four of it. after my friend went to sleep, we started drunkenly making out and he tried taking my clothes off. i was like no, no way, i have my period. and he said he didn’t mind. i wasnt sure i did. 

then, a call that was just the best to get. friend #2 coming home from a date. we chatted on the dining room and i tried keeping her there for as long as i could before she started bobbing her head. to this day, he swears i was making faces at her for her to leave. that’s certainly not how i remember that. 

she went to bed, we made out for a while, i took my menstrual cup out and we fucked. and we slept just as we were. i don’t remember much, but i do remember him saying: “was it too fast?” and like a good girl, i said it didnt matter. that’s how he got his soft dick energy nickname as i retold that story on the day after.

oh, the day after. we slept at around 6, and he was out of the apartment as i was still sleeping. my friends and i wanted to go to the beach, but that part of the story doesn’t matter much for this tale. we talked. and talked.

on thursday, two days later, i was headed to my guy best friend’s house bringing my other best friend - #1 from the first story. he picked us up from her place - his place was closest to my guy best friends house, but he did it anyway. we sat, and we got high, and drunk. we made out whenever everybody wasn’t around. i had to teach him that people don’t smoke inside people’s homes without asking - and in the window. duh.  

he then left for a weekend away with his friends. it was the first time i missed him, and i spiraled into a weird depression mood from lack of attention. that’s how needy i was. am. 

from then on we didn’t see each other for two whole weeks. he traveled, then i traveled, and weekdays were never his thing. we still talked everyday, and kept up with each others lives. we shared stickers, and said we missed each other. just the weird 16 year-old romance i yearned for. 

we met again three weeks later. he really wanted to go to my girl best friend’s house, but she didn’t really want him there. we went for a beer on the beach - which turned into 6 really quick. by 10 pm, he forced his way into my girlfriends’ house, even though she didnt want him there. we made out a bit, and he left. i was so in love.

then the chat continued slower than before. carnaval went by, he didn’t want to join us for it. i moved, he didn’t want to come by. we seemed to chat, but it always revolved around him. he took up 3 weeks of my therapy sessions, but i kept chatting. it was good. it filled up my neediness - and my time. it was like a long distance relationship. weekends were lonely and kind of sad. my luck is that bracco was in rio, and i was getting to know noemi. they kept me busy. 

he moved into a new apartment. it was around his birthday. i think it 15 days that we didnt see each other, but it felt like a month. that day it was all SO clear to me. 

you invited me over to your place. i hadnt seen you in forever, but you said i shouldnt bring anything. i drank a beer on my way there, out of nervousness. i also brought you m&ms. your roommate was wearing a bra in the living room. she was nice, we drank beer, smoked, and chatted. it felt weird. and then, she came up with the whole depressed comment.

let me explain: we were talking about her sabbatical, she wanted to go away for a year once she was 27. i was sharing resources and a bit of my miami experience. she then said: “oh, miami. thats where you got depression”. as if depression was something you catch. as if i told her about it. as if you told her about it and she felt we had a relationship where she could just bring that up?! not sure. i was weirded out for the rest of the night. at some point, you brought me into your room and kissed me. i couldnt really get into it. you said: “we dont have to do anything”, but you kept kissing and groping me. it’s not like you backed off and said: “whats going on?”

so i caved, and we fucked. and it was mechanical. and short. and plain out boring. i left 20 minutes after, and you seemed to be happy i did. 

my brain was a mix of feelings. i was in love, but then everything about that night was so fucking weird. being with you felt weird. the next day, you were weird too... i tried calling, but you called me back right when it was bbb time. 

and i was talking to noemi in the balcony, and it was a whole thing about not being available for people who dont show themselves available. we didnt talk again until saturday, and i decided to cut you off for good. i unfollowed you on social, unfollowed myself from your page, deleted your number. it wasnt until wednesday that you realized and reached out. 

you were all: we havent talked to each other in a week, and im also to blame for that... and so i told you i was upset about more than one thing that happened on wednesday, you exposed me to your roommate and i felt invaded. so i decided to pull myself away from this relationship. you apologized, but took no responsability for the rest of non caring. and thats what i wanted. so i cut you off. 

it was two weeks, and two therapy sessions in which my therapist said i should have talked to you before cutting you off. and turning you off was good: i started focusing on shit that mattered to me. 

but then i rethought it all. and i said, maybe we should have a grown up conversation. so i followed you, and opened up the conversation again. you said you were happy - you never thought you’d hear from me again. 

but you did. and i told you i was open for talking, and for getting things back as they were. you said you were too, but then you disappeared for two other weeks. 

and i felt done. over it. truly with no intent to see it moving. conversation was off and on. until last week it took on again. and we chatted for two days before you suggested a visit to my place. i was okay with it, cause then again, quarantine neediness is always present. and - for the first time ever - you were here on friday. you brought wine and condensed milk.

we chatted for two hours and it was boring as fuck. i hoped my roomies would join us. they did. and so did our friends. we drank and smoked and talked until 2, once again. but you decided to stay over, they went home, and it was just the two of us. 

i wanted to sleep. everything felt so fucking awkward. i pretended to fall asleep while you cuddled me. so fucking odd. i just wanted to me alone and starfish my bed while hovering all my pillows. and then you noticed i wasn’t up for sex, or making out for that matter.

you asked: are you still upset over my roommate?

i said no. why would i be? we talked it over and it’s over. do you want to talk about this still?

you said no. but you still felt something wrong.

and i said, yes. something is wrong. sex has never been good with you. i need you to have something we call pegada.

and you made an excuse once or twice. but somehow we hooked up again and you had pegada.

we fucked, and it was good, for once. better than “huh, i guess i had sex”

i fell asleep, feeling it was so weird to have you here.

i woke up to my alarm, got ready, and you wouldnt budge. i said i had to go, and you said you wanted to sleep in. i said i would be back in an hour, and i went to work.

you texted at work. you used my computer and god knows what you digged up off it. 

and then i came back, we had breakfast, and you didnt want to leave. we cuddled and watched a show. you tried kissing me but position was all weird. yet, it was good having you around.

you had a whole 2 hour meeting in my bedroom, in my computer. shivers. the whole time i was telling my roommate: the affection is nice, but oh no, im done.

and after your meeting we fucked gooood good. you got a promotion on your soft dick title. and fuck, i fell into it as well.

you left right after, as if you knew you got me hooked again. and again, chatting daily, you dont feel there. but we made plans for saturday.

mafe, mafe. why again. this boy definetly doesnt want you the same way you want him. yet you;re still there, as available as ever... i thought writing this might give me clarity. nope. 

[jiilys]

call if you care for me

Sirius Black to goobers: the one day i actually come and school burns down

Remus Lupin: what classes were you in

James Potter: i was in english you Were Not

Peter Pettigrew: or history

Remus Lupin: it doesnt count as attending school if u just lie behind the science block till lunch  

Sirius Black: youre all ruining this fire for me  

/

James Potter to Lily Evans: give back my chocolate shake

Lily Evans: i dont have it

James Potter: i can see u fuckin drinkin it we’re in the same mcdonalds

Lily Evans: everyones saying you did it

James Potter: pardon

Lily Evans: set the fire

James Potter: come off it

James Potter: whose saying that

Lily Evans: everyone

James Potter: ah yes my great mate ‘everyone’

Lily Evans: mary, elliot from science, louise marcot, guy from math whose name i dont know but went to ball with ruby garland, sam roberts, and sushi danny have all told me it was you

James Potter: wow that does seem like everyone

James Potter: now im wondering whether I did do it

/

Sirius Black to James Potter: had a dream i died in a freak pharmaceutical accident last night

James Potter: what is a freak pharmaceutical accident

Sirius Black: i was drunk in a pharmacy and put all their throat lozenges up my nose 

/ 

Marlene McKinnion to Lily Evans: schools on the news

Marlene McKinnon: why tf are they interviewing black and calling him a ‘student’

Marlene McKinnon: dont u need to attend school for at least 3 out of 5 weekdays to earn that title

/

Lily Evans to Sirius Black: saw u on the news

Lily Evans: ur tie was inside out if thats even possible

Sirius Black: all part of My Look which i have now publicised on national telly so eat ass

/

James Potter to Lily Evans: wow is this what happens when u go in the sun what a tan u have

James Potter: and by tan i obvsly mean you look like an overcooked frankfurter

James Potter: clearly u need to be marinating in sunblock like a chicken

James Potter: GOD these similes……… no wonder I won the english prize over you last year

Lily Evans: what a shame ur going to be murdered before you can win it again

/

Remus Lupin to Marlene McKinnon: just checking ur the one called lesbo archilles in the kahoot

Marlene McKinnon: ya

Marlene McKinnon: why

Remus Lupin: wanted to know who was beating me

Marlene McKinnon: up ur classics knowledge lupin  

/

Peter Pettigrew to only smexy activity permitted: holy dick mum got an email the police think the fire was arson  

Sirius Black: confess now james

James Potter: fuck you

/

Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: have u seen beyonce

Peter Pettigrew: i meant beyonce

Peter Pettigrew: why does it keep saying beyonce

/

James Potter to Sirius Black: nice work autocorrecting ur name in petes phone to beyonce

James Potter: however ur less destinys child and more destinys bastard son

Sirius Black: im making that my tinder bio

/

Lily Evans to James Potter: you know what i think ur socks need 2 pulled higher

Lily Evans: fuck the haters pull those things tits high

James Potter: ur late to this sirius already asked me if i knew i was being eaten alive from the foot upwards

James Potter: theyre literally pulled only just above my ankle i hate everyone i know

/

Remus Lupin to James Potter: have u seen this

Remus Lupin: sent a facebook link to jomes potter (general dickhead) deserves medal for burning down school

James Potter: this is getting out of control I DIDNT DO IT

James Potter: this page has 137 likes and theyve spelt my name wrong i wish i was dead

James Potter: ok why are you and sirius admins

/

Marlene McKinnon to Lily Evans: they know how the fire started

Marlene McKinnon: or mum knows cause shes sleeping with that police guy

Marlene McKinnon: lit cigarette by the languages block between 11-11:15

Lily Evans: fucking pardon

Lily Evans: are you sure

Marlene McKinnon: course i bloody am

Marlene McKinnon: whats the problem

/

Lily Evans to James Potter: james

Lily Evans: not to be drama but i think i fucking burnt down the school

Lily Evans: literally call me asap

/

James Potter to Remus Lupin: hypothetically in a hypothetical situation if someone was hypothetically smoking in the languages block and threw it on the ground at the exact hypothetical time a fire had hypothetically started what would one hypothetically do

James Potter: hypothetically

Remus Lupin: jfc what have u done

James Potter: genuinely not me this time come to lils pls

/

Sirius Black created the group save lily from arrest

Sirius Black added James Potter, Lily Evans, Remus Lupin

Lily Evans: sirius this isn’t funny i could’ve really hurt someone

Sirius Black: senorita blanco failed me in fourth year spanish so you could say it was karma

Sirius Black: also relax evans ur not guy fawkes u only maimed several expensive smartboards  

Remus Lupin: guy fawkes was famously unsuccessful ur reference is shite

Sirius Black renamed the group blow me lupin

/

Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: james has it so bad its embarrassing hes followed all her playlists on spotify

Sirius Black: hes making his bed cause shes coming over who is he

Sirius Black: like evans makes her damn bed

/

Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: marnie attkins just told me theres £120 on when youll confess u set the fire  

Peter Pettigrew: can u tell me when ur planning 2 so i can win i promise to split it  

James Potter: pete are you kidding me

/

Sirius Black to Lily Evans: stop looking at the languages block and being a sad sack  

Lily Evans: you mean where the block used to be before i burnt it down

Lily Evans: where are you anyway i cant see you

Sirius Black: on the roof of the bio building i have a deck chair here

Sirius Black: also dont be a drama queen youre not a bad person

Sirius Black: you hurt no one and cant change what happened by blaming urself

Sirius Black: now come 2 the science block and bring those twix in ur bag

/

James Potter to Lily Evans: nice tights

Lily Evans: i think you mean nice legs

James Potter: that too

/

Peter Pettigrew to reese witherhoon: we are go

Remus Lupin: godspeed boys

Peter Pettigrew: wait i left my wallpaper glue in the loos we’re not go

Sirius Black: im keeping one of these fake moustaches i look manly

/

Lily Evans to blow me lupin: sirius can i have the crisps in ur bag

Sirius Black: no

Remus Lupin: lily said to tell you shes lost her phone and cant see ur response so has started eating the crisps

Sirius Black: die evans

/

James Potter to Sirius Black: yeah every time i said I was over lil was a bold faced lie why is she the funniest prettiest best girl alive

Sirius Black: ur pathetic

Sirius Black: whats brought this honestly on

James Potter: she was laughing and i wanted 2 kiss her so bad i gave myself a headache

Sirius Black: i said you were pathetic 2 soon i shouldve said it here

/

Lily Evans to James Potter: i know u don’t think i shouldnt but im going to say it was me

Lily Evans: i mean i know mum cant afford the damage but im sure minnie would help me figure smth out where i could pay it back like over time i mean im just

Lily Evans: it was stupid smokings stupid and i miss it but im never fucking doing it again

Lily Evans: i did a bad thinhg

Lily Evans: i hate wine and its late and im masd u didnt come to this party i want u here

James Potter: dont say anything to anyone im going to ring you

/

Sirius Black to Marlene McKinnon: did you take my deck chair from the bio building roof

Marlene McKinnon: who is this

Sirius Black: come of it mckinnon i know u have my number

Sirius Black: i want my chair back

Marlene McKinnon: sorry was always taught not 2 talk to strangers

/

Mum to James Potter: school called and wants to interview you about the fire

James Potter: brilliant

Mum: bring milk home

/

Remus Lupin to Peter Pettigrew: are you with sirius

Peter Pettigrew: yeah

Remus Lupin: tell him i took his lunch and he wont get it back till he gives me my calculus homework

Peter Pettigrew: sirius says he has ur wallet and is now buying himself lunch

Peter Pettigrew: he said to ask if you wanted anything

/

Sirius Black to blow me lupin: so when is minnie taking u to jail james

James Potter: imminently  

Remus Luping: can we pls change the group name my mum saw these alerts

Sirius Black renamed the group fuck me lupin

James Potter renamed the group raw me behind the nice thai place lupin

Sirius Black renamed the group lupin rim me in ur mums home office

Remus Lupin: too fucking far leave mums home office out of this

Lily Evans: whats this abt james going to jail

/

Lily Evans to James Potter: cant believe you didnt tell me about mcgonagall interviewing you

James Potter: dw the police think its me lol

James Potter: i guess everyones been sharing their theories and that that fb page now has over 200 likes

James Potter: they dont have anything on me though so ur still good  

Lily Evans: they seriously consider you a suspect

Lily Evans: thats a big fucking deal james what the fuck  

James Potter: lily its fine

James Potter: lily

James Potter: jesus dont do anything stupid

James Potter: lily pickup

/

Peter Pettigrew to brats (not the dolls we’re barbie loyalists): omg guys lily just confessed she set the fire who knew!!!!!

Peter Pettigrew: guys

/

Marlene McKinnon to Lily Evans: baller of u to burn down the school and not tell me

Marlene McKinnon: is it cause im gay

Marlene McKinnon: homophobe

Marlene McKinnon: but seriously if you don’t call me in 24 hours im just gunna turn up to your house

/

Sirius Black to Lily Evans: fucking hell evans

/

Remus Lupin to Lily Evans: dont talk to the police without a lawyer

/ 

James Potter to Lily Evans: lily please call me

/

Lily Evans to rim me in ur mums home office lupin: im suspended for two weeks and have to pay off half the damage but not getting charged or expelled

Sirius Black: stunning job on not getting expelled or going to jail

Sirius Black: and a two week holiday!!! im going to burn down the english block

Lily Evans: black ur an ass

Lily Evans: also

Lily Evans added Marlene McKinnon to the chat

Remus Lupin: congrats lil glad 2 have u still with us

Marlene McKinnon: lupin what the hell is happening in ur mums home office

/

Lily Evans to James Potter: before you go getting all drama i didnt come forward because of you

Lily Evans: i did a bad thing and when you do bad shit ur not supposed to own up and say so

Lily Evans: i was being the kind of thing i hate and was sick of it

Lily Evans: but in the interest of honesty thinking about you in serious trouble makes me sick

James Potter: i understand

James Potter: i kinda always thought you would tell youre kind of like that

Lily Evans: like what

James Potter: good all the way through

/

Sirius Black to James Potter: love of ur life is pretty fucking ethical

James Potter: i know shes the best

Sirius Black: wait till i tell her abt that time u took that magazine from the doctors office

James Potter: we were literally seven how do u remember that  

Sirius Black: crimes are immortal 

/

Sirius Black to suck me off at the old quarry lupin: in lilys memory we should hold a bonfire vigil

Lily Evans: sirius im suspended not dead

Marlene McKinnon: rip evans (some fucking year – now)

Lily Evans: u rlly couldnt figure out the year i was born mar

Remus Lupin: gone but never forgotten

Remus Lupin: also stop it with these group names

Sirius Black renamed the group lupin pull me off at the gas station by the crisps

James Potter renamed the group lupin take me from behind in the girls loos at noon

Remus Lupin: hell has nothing on this

/

Lily Evans to James Potter: am very bored and out of oreos

Lily Evans: been considering dying my hair black just for something to do

James Potter: youd look shit with black hair

Lily Evans: youd know

Lily Evans: HA set you up for that id never dye my hair. u fool

James Potter: so rlly what youve been doing all day is thinking of that bit

Lily Evans: not just that i also finished the oreos

/

Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: are you asleep

Remus Lupin: its 4am so you know im not

Sirius Black: i have potters keys wanna get mcdonalds

Remus Lupin: ill meet you outside

/

James Potter to Lily Evans: school is shite without you im coming round

Lily Evans: its 11am

Lily Evans: park down the street i have nosy neigbours

/

Remus Lupin to lupin bum me at nasa: for my birthday i want no one to throw up in my shoes

James Potter: it was fucking ONCE

James Potter: im hosting the damn party i wont b ridiculed like this

Sirius Black renamed the group lupin jerk me off while wearing james’ vomit shoes

Sirius Black: two birds one stone

/

Lily Evans to James Potter: have fun tonight tell remus his gift is late but coming

James Potter: we’ll miss you

Lily Evans: nah youll b fine

James Potter: i wont be

/

Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: 2 protect ur shoes i put them inside the upstairs loo bowl no need to thank me

/

James Potter to Lily Evans: i know its late and ur going to think im drunk but ive only had one beer

James Potter: im interested in you

James Potter: so interested

James Potter: romantically

James Potter: earlier sirius struck out with some random girl marlene is now making out with and all i want is you here to laugh with us abt it

James Potter: cause youd say smth funny and good that would make everyone laugh

James Potter: also youre so pretty i couldn’t figure out how to work that in there but you are

James Potter: sorry if this makes you uncomfortable and fucks everything i just had to say

/

Lily Evans to James Potter: when you wake up you should probably come round

James Potter: im awake now

Lily Evans: wow an early one

Lily Evans: how was last night

James Potter: well four glasses are broken and peter slept on the dishwasher so standard but i also said how i feel about you to you so incredibly not standard

Lily Evans: yeah about that

Lily Evans: how do you feel about me now your single beer has worn off and the nights over

James Potter: the same

Lily Evans: well you should def come round then

Lily Evans: quite hard 2 kiss u dramatically if ur not here

James Potter: i know ur againist breaking the law and all but you cant say smth like that and expect me not to speed

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Sirius Black to when will someone offer to eat LUPINS ASS at the museum holiday party c’mon guys he has needs: turns out lily was lighting fires in james heart all along

Lily Evans: jfc

Remus Lupin: i mean what is the correct reaction to that

Marlene McKinnon: removing him from the chat

#og title: call if you care for me at all' but i thought it was to drama no?? #jily #james potter #lily evans #jily fic #brotp: the lot #caroline does social media #i have literally been working on this in bits for two years and in four days i made it come together through sheer force of will #i know its weird and arguably not in character but i couldnt have james burn it down!! where would The Drama be!!! #carolineswritingtag #im on holiday when ur reading this cause queue is a marvel but i hope u liked this!! pls tell me if you do!! #i hope those line things work on mobile cause if they dont this is gunna b murder 2 read sorry team #queue

[loveisbraveandwild]

oh my gosh yall i forgot i wanted to tell yall this crazy story that i remembered yesterday but had straight up blocked out of my mind 2 weeks ago. ok so im abroad right and my abroad program is like 160 americans from universities all across the country and like the first day i was so excited cause i felt like i found a solid group to hang out w. like we traveled together it was fun, but i was also generally pretty anxious because my phone only works on wifi which is like impossible to find here right. and also like i dont drink. like at all. im under 21 from the us and i havent had a drink in like 2 months and the only reason i did before was because i felt pressured to being in germany and all. so like they all go out on weekdays and weekends and i typically hang with my host family but during the day we hang out but it always feels kinda weird cause they have experiences without me so im like oh hey like wasnt there for that inside joke to form haha but like its my choice to not go out and its the right one for me ya know

so i go to budapest like 2 weekends ago w 3 of these ppl (2 girls and a guy) and im like changing in the bedroom of our airbnb and i walk out and theyre sitting at the kitchen table. they each have a piece of paper and a pen and theyre RANKING OUR FRIEND GROUP. they legit have like 1-20 on the page and theyre ranking every person in the group chat, omitting the people in the airbnb. it was so fucked and they were like u wanna join and i was like haha no ill just watch and i felt too scared to say anything (which i regret now ope) but isnt that SO FUCKED LIKE WHO DOES THAT i legit said “god this could get in the wrong hands” and they were like well no one here is gonna tell and im just like??? yall have known each other for 3 MONTHS like i do not trust yall that much especially when ure getting drunk 3-4 nights a week. like no thank u what the actual ?? im still like scarred from it. i thought that shit only happened in movies

#like wat the fuck

[langblog]

92 questions tag

thanks to @i-speakcoffee for tagging me!! :)

Last:

drink? water

phone call? my mom

text message? “noooooo what happened??” in response to a friend who had a a show last night he said it didnt go well :(

song you listened to? anxiety - blackbear

time you cried? yesterday lol

Have You:

dated someone twice? no

kissed someone and regretted it? no

been cheated on? no

lost someone special? yes but it was for the better

been depressed? no thankfully

gotten drunk and thrown up? i have a pretty high tolerance so i havent puked *knocks on wood*

Three Favorite Colors:

blue, red, & black

In the Last Year, Have You:

made new friend? yea!!!

fallen out of love? nope

laughed until you cried? yes but i cant remember why

found out someone was talking about you? i think earlier this year?? or maybe it was last year??

meet someone who changed you? yup!

kissed someone on your Facebook list? nah i dont use facebook anymore

General:

how many of your Facebook friends do you know irl? i havent used facebook in years and i probably dont like half of my friends list lmao

any pets? yes!! my sweet boy toby 💖

do you want to change your name? nah

what did you do for your last birthday? my mom threw me a small party at our house

what time do you wake up? on weekdays i’ll wake up at like 6 even on days i have class at 10 & on weekends from 7-8 am

what were you doing at midnight last night? this ho clocks out at 10 pm yall i was knocked out

something you can’t wait for? to go home

last time you saw your mom? this morning before i came to school

what is one thing you wish you could change in your life? i wish i was better at talking to people and not being distant asf

what are you listening to right now? calvin’s joint - mac ayres

have you every talked to a person named tom? nope

something that is getting on your nerves? my friend ignored my text message to hang out & we havent seen each other in a while

most visited websites? prob youtube and tumblr

Other Info:

mole/s?: uuhh i got freckles

marks?: ya stretch marks

childhood dream? singer

hair color? dark brown

long or short hair? its pretty long

do you have a crush? no thank god

what do you like about yourself? i like the color of my eyes & i like my sense of humor

piercings? my ears

blood type? wow i really dont remember

nickname? carls, caniela, that (yes my friend has called me “that” before)

relationship? nope

zodiac? virgo

pronouns? she/her

favorite TV show? the office & stranger things

tattoos? nahh

right or left handed? right

surgery? nope

dyed hair? not currently but i used to when i was younger

sport? umm i run does that count??

vacation? in two weeks 😩

sneakers? i like vans but i wear slides more often

More General:

eating? gum

drinking? water

waiting for? class to be mf over

want: for toby to feel better

get married? i want to

career? hopefully an interpreter

hugs or kisses? hugs

lips or eyes? i have a thing for good lips tbh

shorter or taller? taller

older or younger? older

nice arms or nice stomach? i guess arms??

sensitive or loud? (is this question abt me or a potential partner?) loud

hook up or relationship? relationship

troublemaker or hesitant? it depends really

Have You Ever:

kissed a stranger? nope

drank hard liquor? im a dumbass is straight vodka hard liquor

lost glasses? yes i was an irresponsible child

turned someone down? yes

sex on the first date? nah

broken someone’s heart? idk

had your heart broken? i’ve never been in love so?? no??

been arrested? no

cried when someone died? no one close to me has died thankfully

fallen for a friend? ya

Do You Believe In:

yourself? ofc!!

miracles? sure

love at first sight? nopee

santa claus? hahaah im not 10

kiss on the first date? sure if yall hit it off

Other:

current best friend? shes in the czech republic rn

eye color? green

favorite movie? the shining

I Tag: im lazy lmaoo if u wanna do it then dale

#carlatalks #tag game

[3inghao]

crush anon here and AHHHHH I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON bc i feel like out of all of us we have the weirdest (?) relationship bc we dont even have each other on social media or each others numbers and like again im still not in their group chat?? only me and my other suitemate (the other asian girl) arent in the group chat??? which is like,, really weird bc they mention it a lot but theyve never made any moves to add (1/15)

us to the group chat and like thats not really something you can just like,, ask to join,,, and so they all hang out and grab meals together or whatever and idk i guess its just bc they dont have as much schoolwork i guess?? and my roommate and him are both film majors so they have similar classes and i guess i just havent had that many opportunities to hang out otherwise?? but like ive only seen him once since drunk (2/15)

night and it was yesterday and it was because he was downstairs in the dance room of our hall taking pictures of three of the girls from our friend group for his hw and after theywere done they just came up toour room and hung out and like ,, i wanted to talk to him more but then my friend started swiping through her tinder and so he started to swipe through his and then my roommate and her started doing the matches (3/15)

on tinder for him and it was like,, they were judging the girls as they went by like ‘oh shes cute’ or ‘oh my god shes so weird’ and it was mostly them but i felt really uncomfortable bc they were all like attractive girls and i was like ahh,,, i guess theres me the potato ,, and like i dont want my friends to know i like him either bc 1. theyd all think its like the worst idea in the world bc everyone knows how much of a player he is (4/15)

2. i still dont know if my roommates into him and 3. i still dont really know him super well and it would just be so weird for the friend group?? dating within the friend group would be a terrrrrrible idea too,,, and like im so confused about what to do but one thing i do know is that i will never tell the friend group at least until i get closer to them and him.. and even so i dont think he likes me,, although i do think hes intrigued by me,, (5/15)

if that makes any kind of sense at all… i know hes actively trying to hook up/date other girls bc of the whole tinder incident and also the other guy friend in our friend group (went to hs with x) told us that he was trying to get with this british girl he met in an elevator bc she was super pretty (and again when i say super pretty i mean it bc the girls they were swiping left on tinder were all so pretty too ????) but yeah i just felt my (6/15)

stomach drop when i heard that bc i knew what kind of guy he was even before i had a crush on him but i cant help but feel so terrible whenever stuff like that happens.. and yet at the same time i feel like our dynamic is different anyways?? like idk if this makes sense but you know when you can just feel like theres something more to your relationship with a person?? like idk this might just be me projecting my delusional (7/15)

hopes and desires onto this interpretation but i can sense like we are both trying to feel each other out, and that we dont really know how to act around each other, and i feel like im so crazy and i must be imagining it but every time we make eye contact it always feels just a tiny bit longer than normal or with other people??? you know????? im honestly going insane thinking about this,, and every time we were together (8/15)

before drunk night i would shut myself down around him like i tried to avoid eye contact or engaging in conversation bc i was so scared of letting myself fall for him but it happened anyways and now im still scared but im trying to put myself out there and engage with him but then things happen like the tinder thing and i just shut right back down yesterday and pretended like i was really focused on my schoolwork or my (9/15)

readings and ahhh i really dont know whats going on anymore i still have so much hw to do on top of that and i dont see him often bc he doesnt live in the same hall as me, im not in the group chat, and im not the same major as him so essentially we only hang out on the weekends or occasionally on the weekdays if he comes over to our dorms bc my suitemates invite him or whatever ahhhhhh i cant stop thinking about it (10/15)

and i just keep oscillating back and forth from thinking that somethings finally gonna happen and that theres a crazy spark there to thinking that theres absolutely zero interest from his end and that he would never like me and that i would never want to be with a guy like that anyways and ahhhhh i know i just have to wait it out and continue to work on it (at least being his friend) but at the same time i feel like i should just drop the (11/15)

whole thing and pretend like that drunk night never happened and just treat him with polite distance and act like my opinion of him is 100% just neutral guy that im kinda friends with and has had some good times with but i also know nothing will ever happen unless im trying from my end and actively showing interest in him but again it would be so weird bc i cant flirt with him bc my friends would 1000000% be able to tell and i (12/15)

know its still too early ahhhh my head is spinning im literally going insane AHHHHHHHHHHH sorry and literally just as im writing this my roommate is facetiming her friend and was telling her a story and she referred to our group as ‘our friend group and also two other people who live with us’ MEANING she doesnt consider me and the other girl to be part of the friend group and i knew that deep down i really wasnt but i (13/15)

hang out with these guys a lot and i try my best to be supportive but not too clingy and idk what im doing wrong??? why do people not want to be my friend??? i?????????? im sorry for being so depressing but this is legit what i feel !!! and ahh i just kinda want to distance myself away from these people and get my own friend group but at the same time i dont bc i love these people but the thing is i dont know/i dont think (14/15)

they love me !!!!! wowie wow wow anyways that was my entire fucking rant about life in general and im sorry if im burdening you but i hope this message finds you well

AHHHHHHH CRUSH ANON IM SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS I’m starting to feel better now I was at a real low place the past two weeks and just feeling bleh but i’m getting some help and i’ll be fine :))) but since it’s been so long WHAT ELSE HAS HAPPENED i don’t think you need to give up on your feelings for him and i don’t think you need to give up on the friend group, they’ve probs just been more tight-knit for longer so it’ll just take time before you’re fully part of the group, if that’s what u want. Don’t stress about the boy tho!!!! if it’s meant to happen it will ya know, you can’t force something. Maybe try just being friends with him first and maybe go from there?? ahhh i feel so bad at giving advice lolollll i hope i’m helpful or can just be some that can lend an ear to you to rant

#💫

[romoladebardi]

all even numbers!!!!!!!!

2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? i get hurt v easily so ya, it was prob just someones offhand comment!4: What’s something you really want right now? to not be sick and mayb some cannoli and love!10: Do you like your phone? no its a piece of shit samsung but i cant afford anything better rn so itll do!12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? this is embarrassing bc the only ppl whose numbers i have are my parents and like 4 friends14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? DEFINITELY emotional, i used to be kinda a wimp but now it takes quite a bit o physical pain to get to me16: Are you tired? ya my eyes r rlly sore ive been editing my vlog for school20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? i think a few days ago but thats like the first time id talked to her in like a year lol, also i sent her a bday message today22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? nah30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? nope just a mound of dirt32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? ‘opposite sex’ lol uhh yeah a couple but i dont completely trust them36: Were you single on Valentines Day? yes52: Does anything on your body hurt? yeah, my eyes and neck right now54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? some rlly nice chai my biology teacher made us56: What do you usually do first in the morning? on a weekday i shower, on the weekend i check my phone58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? yes and i was also 6 years old60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? tonight and prob my mumma62: When will be the next time you text someone? uh maybe when i finish these questions64: What were you doing at 8 this morning? eating porridge66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? ya my cat68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? i hope all this cat hair wont affect my allergies too much70: How many windows are open on your computer? one72: What is your ringtone? dont even know its always set to vibrate and i dont let ppl call me…this is just all me exposing how much i dont use techmology74: Where is your Mum right now? in the kitchen making quiche and singing i lov her76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? ya jokingly with a friend78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? LOLLLL yes…we shall not speak of him80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? not since i was little82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? no84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? i cannot imagine myself in this situation but if i were itd be with Liz i just know it88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? im not…gonna answer this i…96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? a bold assumption that id even enter the vicinity of someone with such a thing…KIDDING no98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? ya my family, friends and my cat!100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? i…have not done that for many years

apologies this is A Lot and thank u ruby youre a legend

#long post / #bisexualcordelia #about me

[jooheonies]

“SHOULD WE KNOW US A LITTLE BETTER” TAG 📜

das like a strangely worded title(?) but ayee i was tagged by @honeyheonie and @youngjaesloudlaugh! thank you guys so much!!

RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people minus 6

THE LAST:

1. Drink: vitamin water 2. Phone call: my gf 3. Text message: "fuk u 2 biNC H” (i type like im 12 pls dont hate me) 4. Song you listened to: You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift 5. Time you cried: like a month ago while i was watching how to train your dragon 2 and hiccup’s dad died i legit cried 6. Dated someone twice: nope 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: not rlly  8. Been cheated on: no 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: nope 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: ye it was nasty

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: grey, white, black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: oui oui

16. Fallen out of love: nah

17. Laughed until you cried: do u mean every day of my life

18. Found out someone was talking about you: i mean ya but liek what r u gonna say abt me im an enigma

19. Met someone who changed you: oui

20. Found out who your friends are: kind of? i just cut some ppl out of my life

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: negative

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i know all of them

23. Do you have any pets: oui oui i have ten fish that go by the names: toast, eggo, doggo, my lEg, my EYES, snort, loaf, tinfoil, mattress and simbabob. i have five snails: rekt, buddypalfriend, deodorant, nite, and lamp. in addition i have a moss ball named juandissimo. i also have a cat named merlin (i named the fishies and snails and moss ball nd my sister named the cat u can tell which sibling is cooler)

24. Do you want to change your name: ya tf kind of name is nawar i wanna change it to kiara

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i liek,,ate good food

26. What time did you wake up: weekdays at 6:30 am and weekends are like 11:00 am bc i go bed around 3:00 am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: i watched hsm 2 again das like my fave one

28. Name something you can’t wait for: ur mom

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: a week ago?

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: intelligence/motivation i never have enough intrinsic motivation and its why im failing at life

31. What are you listening right now: Ms.New Booty - Bubba Sparxxx (pls dont judge me its on shuffle and it makes me laugh)

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nope but like does talking tom the cat count bc then yes

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: ignorance. we live in the 21st century. like ppl who fully have the resources and abilities of educating themselves but refuse to do so are the reason we will never advance and flourish as a society.

34. Most visited Website: google drive lmao

35. Mole/s: I have like 2 right next to each other on my forehead and then one right beneath my left collarbone

36. Mark/s: i have one scar on the top of my left wrist from when i surprised a friend and she stabbed me w her pencil

37. Childhood dream: I always either wanted to be a paleontologist or work at NASA and those dreams havent changed 

38. Hair color: black/dark brown 

39. Long or short hair: fairly long it goes down to my waist

40. Do you have a crush on someone: nah

41. What do you like about yourself: i have small feet so i can buy from both the kids section and the women section

42. Piercings: one on each ear but they prob closed bc i havent worn earrings in like two or three years

43. Bloodtype: O positive

44. Nickname: narwhal, narquaad, nawar bawar, nawar bawar bowser, nawat, near, nut (pls give me cute nicknames what r these)

45. Relationship status: single and not lookin

46. Zodiac: libra (so is jacob sartorious and kim k im liVING)

47. Pronouns: she, her

48. Favorite TV Show: jane the virgin, friends, how i met your mother, just stupid sitcoms that fill up time usually

49. Tattoos: none but i plan on getting a lotus flower on the back of each ankle to symbolize my heritage and my roots (get it)

50. Right or left hand: right

51. Surgery: nooooo

52. Piercing: answered already in #42

53. Sport: i used to do high jump as part of track but then i fucked up my ribs and no more!

55. Vacation: i like vacations alright, but i prefer staying home alone at those times and cooking for myself and watching tv rather than going somewhere new and exploring - unless its a museum i love museums!

56. Pair of trainers: yeah like 2 pairs of nikes

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: im a lil bit picky w my food but ill try just about everything! fave foods are shrimp, pesto pasta, chicken, fries, and burgers! i hate bananas w a passion and ill literally take your head off if u come near me w one

58. Drinking: water and juice bc alcohol smells bad to me like ew y does beer smell like piss

59. I’m about to: cook

61. Waiting for: when i can eat

62. Want: to like have so much money i can go grocery shopping and buy everything i want ik it sounds stupid but like imagine being able to eat whatever u want from the grocery store that right there my friend is tru happiness

63. Get married: idk maybe

64. Career: paleontologist or anything at nasa literally anything nasa is my ult but also i really like learning languages so thats another option

WHICH IS BETTER?:

65. Hugs or kisses: kisses im not a hug type of person

66. Lips or eyes: eyes

67. Shorter or taller: taller

68. Older or younger: older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms

71. Sensitive or loud: loud

72. Hook up or relationship: hook up

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: nope

75. Drank hard liquor: oui

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yes

77. Turned someone down: yep

78. Sex in the first date: no i dont think so

79. Broken someones heart: noooo i dont think i have

80. Had your heart broken: nah

81. Been arrested: nope

82. Cried when someone died: yeah

83. Fallen for a friend: nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: i do but liek also im stupid so no

85. Miracles: hahhahahha absolutely not.

86. Love at first sight: no.

87. Santa Claus: i am an adult.

88. Kiss in the first date: yeah? if it feels right

89. Angels: nope

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: lily and ana

91. Eyecolor: brown

92. Favorite movie: Howl’s Moving Castle

I tag: @jinkimon @jooheontbh @shownud @tomatoholmes @jungnoir @bunnyjins @sleepyw0ns @@guksuu @arigathanksgozaimuch @lostinmonstax @wonkyuna @nottechae @ukihyunnie @kihyunswife

#u guys dont have to do this!! #tagging game

[blackrupee]

Wow your life sounds complicated right now I'm sorry for that. So you aren't gonna have any managers what the fuck? And OH MY GOD I hate when people come in to eat so close to close!!!! ( I work @ zaxbys) if someone is acting passive aggressive I would act even more passive aggressive- make that bitch regret it- regarding the 2 guys: 2 guys is better than no guys:))) wish the first one didn't pressure you though. How did the 2nd one hurt you? - and I care so don't worry about boring me

hi hello would you like to read a novel on my life thanks i talk too much (tldrs at end)

nah like.. we had been managing with a general manager and 3 assistant managers even though we really need 4 so as not to overwork anyone. we recently hired a new one from a corporate arbys (we’re franchised) and two just quit. like i mentioned, theyre not coming back even though the original plan was that their new jobs would be only temporary (6 weeks). sooooo now we have a general manager who only works weekday day shifts, one assistant manager who is relatively new (she had been working at this place for a while but was promoted to manager 6ish months ago) and another who is brand new but still has some experience. they said theyre looking to promote from within initially, but they might have to hire outside people if no suitable potential manager is picked. id love to get manager pay and its not like managers do anything hard so id be WILLING to be a manager..like the whole reason why i got trained on backline was because we have such a big turnover rate with backline people since it fucking SUCKS and i was wanting to be helpful and flexible. so like. thats what i offerred. but one assistant manager was like “lmao all youd do is swear at the customers” and im like bitch when have i ever?? i talk shit about them all the time but ive only sworn IN FRONT OF a customer twice and neither time was it directed at them. but i mean im sitting on a small handful of customer complaints so its not like the gm would even consider me probably. idk dude. i can be nice if you pay me to be nice. but i get paid to do food and do it fast……….so

but yeah literallyyyyyyyyy i have no idea how people can be so??? inconsiderate???? and they dont??? care??? im learning that my contant frustration with people in my personal interactions is due to a disconnect between what i value in  expectations and what actually happens. like. when i go somewhere i already KNOW what i want, so i say it quickly and competently. i preface a lot of my interactions with people im requesting food or services from with “i’m sorry but…”. i phrase things as “could i get” as opposed to “get me” or “i want” which sound HELLA rude tbh. id always have my money ready at the window or the register, im always trying to pay attention and not miss anything or just….be rude in any way bc i know fast food fucking sucks. i know some of the people i interact with probably hate their job as much as i do and i want to be the smallest burden i can be. and it seems like nearly no one else has these same values???? and i dont understand how people can just??? be? so? inconsiderate?

also yes bitch im the queen of passive aggression. literally the night before i was working a short shift and my friend was closing frontline and this bitch was closing drivethrough. i just got the okay to clock out and i was like “bye! have a beautiful night! just know that i love you so much and ive everything ive ever said has always been fake until this point! never meant anything ive ever said until now especially if your name starts with k or ends with ristin (drivethrough girl/the one whos being so difficult is named kristin) but just know that i love you!” and basically being really dramatic and extra as satire.

i guess for context the whole reason she decided to be mad at me was the other night when she was drunk and was like “do you even likeeeeeee meeee i feel like you hateeeee meeee wahh wahh wahhhh” even though im like…..yes bitch i enjoy your company? i joke/use hyperbole/satire/irony/whatever a lot but like occasionally id be like “ey yo you know its all jokes right u know i love u right” just to ensure that she knows but she fucking. ignores it all. i feel like she so desperately WANTS me to hate her and tbh i got fucking sick and tired of hearing her complain all the time about this shit! i fucking hate repeating myself! so sure. if you want me to hate you so fucking much there. i hate you. i fucking hate you so fucking much. like is that what you want to hear? is that validating? are you fucking happy?

its so fucking frustrating

but i will not be held accountable for her decision to be upset. because thats what it is. she wants to be upset, and she wants me to be responsible for it when its literally not my responsibility. i am absolutely not going to stand for this shit like i kind of want to say its emotional abuse lmaooo but im just so fucking sick of it. 

everyone knows that i take chicken tenders and turnovers that would be thrown out at the end of the night and she was closing frontline yesterday and made a point to throw out the turnovers right next to me without asking if i wanted any/leaving any for me. i mean i completely expected her to be that petty of a bitch so it was kind of funny tbhonestly. also im p sure she unfollowed me here lmaoo

with regards to the guys and this paragraph could get a bit tmi/nsfw: yeah the first one kind of sucked but i feel like a little bit of the New Person Nerves have worn down so id do better if we were to hookup again. because like i totally would love to have fucked him but…..anxiety. he was hot tho. like 10/10 body and ass holy shit. plus he complimented me on my ass eating so (assuming that was genuine and not a vapid ego boost haha paranoia am i right) hopefully he comes back for seconds. 

second guy ive had a longish history with. started talking to him at the beginning of last fall semester and we hooked up kinda regularly for about a month. things fell apart, we both understood that we wouldn’t be good dating wise but still enjoyed meaningless cuddles. whatever. it got to a point where he would only hit me up like once every month and a half or so and towards like january-ish he hits me up again. so im like nice cool lets chill. im getting ready for this but my phone is in the other room. while im doing this he drove by my place to pick me up (since he was on his way back from nashville), didnt get a response to an “im here” text (bc i was busy and tbh not expecting him to do that), and left. he lives within like walking distance tho so im like “?? sorry i was busy are you still out or should i walk over?“ and he texts me like “sorry hold up a thing just happened” and im like…….okay. so im just.. waiting around for him. periodically texting like “hey are we good for tonight and whats going on?” because like there was some drama with his friend? hes like.. apologizing and shit but this goes on for an hour. BUT. the ENTIRE time he’s dealing with this friend problem or whatever he’s literally on grindr. and at the end of this hour im like in full blown paranoia panic mode and i literally text him something mentioning this and he BLOCKS ME ON GRINDR so im like ??????!!!!??? and i text him (all while saying “not to be crazy or paranoid bc im probably coming off that way but like could i get an answer or something??”) AND HE LITERALLY SAYS HE DELETED HIS GRINDR. but thats a LIE because i have a secondary account to see like……if guys are still on grindr/if a thing with a guy might turn into something more like if i see he’s not on grindr as much?? thats prob incredibly stalkerish and probably really creepy but hey. thats me. so i KNOW he lied to me but i cant really say “hey ur a liar” without disclosing this weird creepy stalker part of me (funnily enough this isnt the first time a guy has lied to me and i caught it with my secondary account! so it proves to have some function use in the end. not totally crazy). so. yeah. that was the incident. after this i dont trust him at all, and i still dont, but i had it in my mind to like somehow get him to fall in love with me just so i could break his heart for doing this? never really worked out. so now im at the point where im like….eh he’s a piece of shit and i hate him but ill cuddle with him bc it feels good

back to nsfw/tmi: the sex was okay. he’s weird about people being near his like….dick and stuff because he was raped and i totally get it bc i was too but he was comfortable enough for me to finger him and my finger still hurts from where he clenched when he came lmaoooooo. was totally hot tho. and i got to east his ass so im like eyyyyyyyy. its been so long since ive eaten ass so having it two consecutive nights in a row has been cathartic.

tldr; we have 2 assisant managers and a gm rn. looking for more

tldr; bitch. same.

tldr; bitch. same.

tldr; he’s a liar

#also anon ilusm i love the attention and you god bless

[nonochuday]

92 Truths

Technically I wasnt tagged or anything but I saw this on @boymeetsfiction‘s blog a little while ago and I never got around to doing it and it looked like fun so here. Wow, that introduction though.

THE LAST…

1. Drink: Coffee

2. Phone Call: Mama bear

3. Text: @annakisalifesaver <- this loser

4. Song you listened to: Paint It Black- The Rolling Stones

5. Time you cried: Labour Day omfg 

6. Dated someone twice: Mmmmnope 

7. Been cheated on: Not that I know of at least

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope 

9. Lost someone special: Ye 

10. Been depressed: I dropped my burrito onto my driveway once 

11. Gotten drunk and threw up: No~ 

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: I love ma shades (black/white/grey), pastels tbh, and puRpLE!

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 

15. Made new friends: Undoubtedly <3 

16. Fallen out of love: Nope

17. Laughed until you cried: All the damn time

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Probably. Do I care? No

19. Met someone who changed you: Oh definitely

20. Found out who your true friends are: Oh yes

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I don’t think so(?) wow that made me sound like a hoe

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in really life?: All of them, but I talk to maybe a total of 5 of them :’) 

23. Do you have any pets: An asshole cat whom I love v much

24. Do you want to change your name?: I really wanted to as a kid, I’m pretty okay with it now

25. What did you do for your last birthday?: I had dinner with le family and friendos and then went home to get drunk- which didn't happen. I went to bed at like 12 bc I’m a grandma 

26. What time did you wake up?: About 7ish 

27: What were you doing at midnight last night: Being a good cousin and helping with advertising bc she’s like ‘lol whuts a Tumblr?’

28. Name something you cannot wait for: To move out tbh 

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: About 10 50 70 minutes ago, she just left boiii

30. What is one thing you wish you can change about your life: Honestly, I don’t know. I wouldn’t mind if this nose disappeared tho

31. What are you listening to right now: I’m on a phone call soooo 

32. Have you talked to a person named Tom: Ye I had a friend called Tom but we don’t talk anymore and I hate his ass now so :)

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: People that make plans then cancel last minute or completely forget uGh

34. Most visited website: Tumblr 

35. Elementary: Done-

36: High School: And-

37: College: Dust- nope nevermind 

38. Hair color: I am naturally dirty blonde but now it’s like a brown/red 

39. Long or short hair: I had ass long hair up until about 4 months ago, now its about 4 inches shorter 

40. Do you have a crush on someone: My only answer to that is ‘look at my wall’

41. What do you like about yourself: How open minded I am(?) and that I’m v loyal and a good listener. But sometimes people use that to their advantage and walk all over me.

42. Piercings: I had my firsts done 3 times from the ages of 6-8. I was a slack child. bUt I’m getting my industrial and double helix’s done soon~ 

43. Blood type: I....I don’t even know...

44. Nickname: T/Tay/TayTay/Miss T/Tailor Made/Bun/Rabbit 

45. Relationship Status: Married to my food tbh

46. Zodiac sign: Aries 

47. Pronouns: She/her but a lot of people call me ‘it’ bc I’m just weird af

48. Favorite tv show: Oh lord. I’m not sure. Rick and Morty? OITNB? Outlander? TWD? Idk man, I can’t choose

49. Tattoos: Ugh I want them so bad. I was asked if I wanted one for my birthday but @annakisalifesaver would kill me if I got one without her

50. Right or left hand: I’m right handed, but ambidextrous with other things like using scissors or throwing/catching 

FIRST…

51. Surgery: I am yet to have the fixing of the body procedure 

52. Piercing: When I was about 6

53. Word: I’m not sure what my first word was, but I know my first word other than ‘mum’ or ‘dad’ was ‘pussy cat’. I knew what I wanted

54. Sport: Netball I think... or softball

55. Vacation: Hamilton Island. Google it. It’s like Fiji at my doorstep 

56. Pair of trainers: I dunno. Adidas? 

RECENTLY… 

57. Eating: Noodles bc yUM

58. Drinking: Coffee

59. I’m about to: Flip a table 

60. Listening to: My brother snore hELP

61. Waiting for: for Jeon to take me away tbh

62. Want: To finish this damn thing bc it’s takiNG SO L O N G  

DO YOU WANT TO… 

63. Get married: I mean I’m not waiting for it to happen. But if it does then cool(?) I guess I just don’t care?

64. Have a career and if so what: ‘Do I want to have a career’ omfg ofc I do. I have so much shit I want to do it’s not funny. But my main thoughts for the past few years or so have been: youth Councillor/midwifery/voice actor/artist and other ambitions I’ll never accomplish *kries* 

WHICH IS BETTER… 

65. Hugs or kisses: How about a pat on the head bc wOW. I’m not sure. Hugs? But I don’t really like people enough to do either soooo

66. Lips or eyes: *que Taeyang* eyes tho

67. Shorter or taller: The answer could differ depending what context this is being asked for. Normally I wouldn’t care but I guess taller?

68. Older or younger: I’m assuming these are for romantic relations? In that case, whatever doesn't put me in jail

69. Spontaneous or romantic: I’m spontaneous af so romantic I guess? Variety is the spice of life

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Arms/10

71. Sensitive or loud: Loud? Loud doesn’t necessarily mean insensitive

72. Hook up or relationship: Probably relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker. Live a little

HAVE YOU EVER… 

74. Kissed a stranger: Nope

75. Drank hard liquor: Yikes was thAT an experience

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: All the time. 8 year old me was useless

77. Turned someone down: You see, I say that I do, but I’m really a little pussy

78. Sex on first date: Nnnnope

79. Broken someone’s heart: I hope so :))) I got treated like shit when I was younger so I hope I returned the favour 

80. Had your heart broken: I can’t say I have

81. Been arrested: For being this mighty fine, you bet *winks with two eyes* 

82. Cried when someone died: No. And I always thought I was a heartless bitch because of it

83. Fallen for a friend: Oh yeah. Been there, done that. 

DO YOU BELIEVE… 

84. In Yourself: Not always, but sometimes

85. Miracles: Nah

86. Love at first sight: N o p e

87. Santa Claus: Plot twist: I am Santa 

88. Kiss on the first date: Yeah totally. No harm

89. Angels: Not exactly. I believe in the paranormal though(?)

OTHER… 

90. Current best friend: I talk to like maybe 5 people in my life so all of them? @boymeetsfiction @annakisalifesaver @dejalou and other losers that don’t have Tumblr xx

91. Eye color: Blueee

92. Favorite movie: hmu with a Ghibli movie and I’ll do anything 

How tf were any of these last three questions related? Like, they’re so fcking random and could have fit in other categories.

Also, Megan and V, ya’ll don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, but I’m interested to see what your answers are tbh :)))

#tags #92 truths #more useless information about me #that no one probably cares about #but i dont care #oops

[amazzjin]

92 Truth Tag

I was tagged by @rudeboywonho​ sorry it took me so long to do

THE LAST…

1. Drink:Tea

2. Phone Call: My brother

3. Text: My mum

4. Song you listened to: One love by Monsta x 

5. Time you cried: Ummm like a week ago

HAVE YOU EVER…

6. Dated someone twice: lmao yes

7. Been cheated on: Yeah sucks but yeah

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nah

9. Lost someone special: yep

10. Been depressed: Lmao is this even a question

11. Gotten drunk and threw up: I dont drink

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: Blue, dusty pink, grey

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…

15. Made new friends: Yeah a lot 

16. Fallen out of love: Yeah?

17. Laughed until you cried: Nah

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah lmao

19. Met someone who changed you: yessssssss

20. Found out who your true friends are: Yes

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Gotta have facebook first

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in really life?: ^

23. Do you have any pets: I’ve got a beautiful cat

24. Do you want to change your name?: Nah, I like my name

25. What did you do for your last birthday?: Went out to a convention 

26. What time did you wake up?: around 7 on weekdays and 9 on weekends

27: What were you doing at midnight last night: watching youtube

28. Name something you cannot wait for: My freedom

29. When was the last time you saw your mom:  an hour ago

30. What is one thing you wish you can change about your life: I wish I had the freedom to gtfo of this house

31. What are you listening to right now: going through my mosnta x playlist

32. Have you talked to a person named Tom: nah

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: not being honest, 

34. Most visited website: Tumblr

35. Elementary: Completed!

36: High School: HAVE LIKE 6 MONTHS LEFTTTTTT

37: College: Not yet

38. Hair color: dark brown

39. Long or short hair: I used to have relly long hair, it used to be up to my hips but I cut it  up to my chest and I prefer it now

40. Do you have a crush on someone: nah 

41. What do you like about yourself: My open mindedness and my sense of humor

42. Piercings: I got 2

43. Blood type: A+

44. Nickname: mazz, mazzy/mazzie, spazz, mazz the spazz, spam, mari

45. Relationship Status: single and prefer to be 

46. Zodiac sign:Taurus 

47. Pronouns: She/her

48. Favorite tv show: dragon ball series 

49. Tattoos: I’ve none but want some 

50. Right or left hand: Right handed mostly but I do use my left hand ALoT 

FIRST…

51. Surgery: When I was 9 yrs old. got a cyst removed from my neck

52. Piercing: I got my ears done when I was like 3 

53. Word: No idea probably something generic like mama or some shit 

54. Sport: soccer

55. Vacation: dont remember, been out of the country too many times

56. Pair of trainers: ?????

RECENTLY…

57. Eating: Rice

58. Drinking: Tea

59. I’m about to: To stop procastinating 

60. Listening to:  music

61. Waiting for: for jimin 

62. Want: I to get a job

DO YOU WANT TO…

63. Get married: yeah one day

64. Have a career and if so what: I want to be a psychologist or a social worker

WHICH IS BETTER…

65. Hugs or kisses: Depends?

66. Lips or eyes: eyes

67. Shorter or taller: taller

68. Older or younger: As long as they’re legal, it really doesn’t matter to me

69. Spontaneous or romantic: depends

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: ARMS PLEASE

71. Sensitive or loud: In between

72. Hook up or relationship: probs relationship

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER…

74. Kissed a stranger: nah

75. Drank hard liquor:  nopeeeee

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: yeah

77. Turned someone down: im too nice

78. Sex on first date: nah

79. Broken someone’s heart: Lmao yes 

80. Had your heart broken: Yup

81. Been arrested: Nope

82. Cried when someone died: Sadly

83. Fallen for a friend: ah yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE…

84. In Yourself: Yes I do

85. Miracles: It’s possible

86. Love at first sight: nah

87. Santa Claus: Nope, but I like the idea of there being a santa.

88. Kiss on the first date: yeah 

89. Angels: yeah?

OTHER…

90. Current best friend: My bff of 4 years 

91. Eye color: Brown

92. Favorite movie: IDKKKK TOO HARD

I tag @freehoseoksdick @hobiemin @boymeetsfiction idk who to tag so if ya see this youre automatically tagged 

#tag