#i trusted you dan

[buggachat]

callout post: andre the ice cream man writes rpf about local children, makes them cry by refusing them service if they don't adhere to his ships, and then gets self-righteously upset about it enough to terrorize the city about it

#this is an andre the ice cream man hate blog #ml spoilers #ml s5 spoilers #elation spoilers #exaltation spoilers #also he's like anti-poly or whatever #hot dog dan please move to paris we NEED you. we NEED you you're the only person i trust

[simplydnp]

Do you have the video of him saying love when the fan helped with the wrist thing? I’m not remembering this

i have a terrible memory, he says 'babe' not love, but same vibes imo, if not even moreso. cause 'love' is more of a british thing, so you'll see/hear people using it more casually, vs i don't see dan howell calling strangers 'babe' often

[disclaimer i don't own this footage and am not profiting off of it]

transcript:

fan: "to me?" dan: "yep, to you--the other way babe, no--"

#this is for you and the other anon who asked me about it. i swear he said 'love' at some point during the show too #but now i cant trust my memory so who knows really #(kate might she has the transcript for the whole thing maybe?) #dnp #c.text #wad spoilers #phan #<- for the fandometrics #dan and phil #answered

[the--firevenus]

“I am scared to lose you, when we have finally found each other.”

-Quote from my fav fanfic ever exist, and I've applied it to all my ships ever since <3

#Fear of something new and fragile #Fear of losing what we could have had #I just think there's so many angst potential for dancae and we didn't talk about it enough #venus rambling #honkai star rail #fanart #hsr dancae #dancae #hsr dan heng #hsr trailblazer #hsr caelus #dan heng x caelus #I love them so much god #Also you should read under the eyes of the moon even tho it's kpop fic its good trust me

[philsrosesweatshirt]

got emotional thinking about phil not coming out until dan was ready like, even detached from the Phan of it all that’s true love !!

#letting your partner and best friend have their moment like… waiting for them to be ready… they get their moment and their moment immediatel #y and inherently means you’re implicated (for lack of a better word) but trusting them to do that… because they trusted you to wait until #they were ready… i’m not articulating this well but like i need to lie down. it’s been 5 years (!) but i’m still in shock #dnp #dan and phil

[ctl-yuejie]

a taste

#only friends #only friends the series #ofts #mark pakin #papang phromphiriya #i am obsessed with how good papang is #trust me to read too much into it but to me he clearly has an idea who 30 sth year old Dan is #seemingly out of the dating scene since at least his graduation so doesn't know the current lingo #feeling a bit too old but also unsure how he likes being called old but hot #very charmed by this junior but not used anymore to getting butterflies in a club #lowkey knows that the boss thing might be a bit hmm... #(listen: i love that again the show doesn't give us a clear line of 'dan is a creep' because there is a lot of room for him to essentially #be a good option for nick as well as the possibility of accidentally acting unethical) especially within the community it is worth to #observe whether the power imbalance on its own speaks against the person #he's also a bit shy wondering whether this cute guy would actually be interested in him because he is sweet and obviously aquainted with #going to bars so surely he must have options #and mark is also so wonderful ;A; even before he spots boston you can see that there is still some heartbreak lingering #but also that he liked the kiss but it was a very different feel to boston #also: somehow papang in mlc and papang here kisses absolutely differently and it makes so much sense to me that he at this point in his #life would kiss like this?? idk how to explain it better #this show continues to bring out the best acting out of everyone #(to derail: maybe why i want the writing for top to be that he's still in the grey so badly because i think that is the kind of difficult #acting force is actually mastering in this series)

[applebees4prez]

when i say that this was my 9/11 i fully mean it. i would pull out my computer and write it myself if it weren’t so personal to dan. i will go into debt to make this happen. @danielhowell if there is anything i can personally to get dan is not okay out into the world i will do it i don’t care if i’m a freshman in college i would die for this.

#DINOK MY BELOVED #i’m getting way too fucking emo about this #actually idc #this is everything i could ever want #not only is this concept so fucking interesting and cool #but i love dan and everything he does so much #i have full trust in everything he creates #idc if it’s parasocial #i went to wad it was the best thing ever #i’ve watched every dd episode five times as they came out #daniel howell is a true creative visionary who should get to run wild #but also i need to go back to the plot #not only is it a reflection of dan’s life #but so many people are actually going through this same thing #and will continue to #i go to class every day and see the guys who are business majors or whatever #and i just want to scream in their face that there is more to life than d3 sports #also as somebody who’s interested in dan this is everything to me plotwise #like yes queen i am also incredibly grateful that you dropped out of law #i am so happy that you have become comfortable not just with your sexuality #but with who you are in general #you don’t know me but you raised me #and i am so proud of you #AKDHAKDHSK SORRY IM DONE NOW #BUT I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS #daniel howell #dan is not okay #dinok #why i quit youtube #dan howell

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

usually when they ask for phannies to send them shit to react to i’m like “alright phannies best fucking behaviour. don’t pull anything too risky. we can’t fuck this up.”

not this time. no. traumatise them. let out all your depravity. i want to see them cry and deactivate their twitters. they have to pay for the endless slew of deep psychological damage they’ve been inflicting upon us 😤🤺

#/j i’m always gonna be terrified of you all soz <3 #i love but i don’t trust you just like i love them but i don’t trust them <3 #dnp #dan and phil #phan #dan howell #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #yeet my deet #yeet my deenp #danandphilgames

[strawberryniceblock]

I have been absolutely enraptured by his cocky demeanour and stupid ideas. how does he keep winning?

alts under the cut (including tensions trilby and pulses fairy wings)

#mentopolis #dimension 20 #dan fucks #mentopolis spoilers #mayor fucks #i became possessed for a couple hours and made this #my gooey slutty blorbo i am obsessed with him #my art #btw no one can stop you from using your own selfies as references #its efficient and self indulgent trust me its worth it

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[ Saying Goodbye ]

And with that, we say a lovely adieu to our beloved Jules and Jules! 🥹 But not permanently! As Daniel said, these two (and the contestants that came before them) are forever intrinsically tethered to his little pixel life - and I cannot be more grateful to @mattodore and @morrigan-sims, who trusted me with these two absolute darlings and who have to see them go in such a fashion! Though they didn’t end up with our Bachelor, I truly think they’ve found happiness with each other. 🥹🙏

Part 2 of 2 🧳

#ts4 #ts4 story #ts4 challenge #ts4 screenshots #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #julian vance by mattodore #julien west by morrigan-sims #|| #aaaaAHHHHH 🥹 #this was meant to be uploaded yesterday but i got a lil zooted and never made it to the post fhdhdh #i am so in love with these two and i desperately hope you 🫵 are too!!! #idk if i should post these one day at a time #??? i feel like that gives people more time to read them fhdhd #but GOD AREN’T THEY SWEET?? 🥹🙏 #they really do love each other so much in-game they can’t get enough of each other #and its so stinking sweet #though they aren’t leaving with dan they are leaving in love #i can’t thank morri and river enough for trusting me with these two #daniel was genuinely so attracted to these two and he was really enamored with them #so i’m sad to see them go!!! #but they’ve already got their lil love nest and they’re living quite happily together 🥹 #next up… 👀 introductions… #i will get to replies but bless y’all for the interactions on these!! i wasted time building tjol gen 3 things mweheheh

[randomnebula]

i refuse to watch the phandom video essay that keeps getting recommended to me because from the first few seconds it’s very obviously just gonna be “the phandom was all just horrible weirdo creep shippers (derogatory)” for like 40 mins but i’m just like it doesn’t have to be like

i obviously just said i haven’t watched the video or any video of that nature for that matter but i feel like one of the things those types of videos likely miss is like the phandom wasn’t necessarily wholly unique in it’s more like toxic aspects of the time. like i think the topic of ‘toxic shipping’ in fandom (specifically rpf) in the like 2010s could be such an interesting video and like the phandom could be involved in a video about that topic but like it just seems unfair to only ever talk about the phandom in regards to that topic (both in the only ever talking about the bad parts of the phandom sense and in the the phandom being the front and center fandom referenced when discussing shipping at the time sense).

#dnp #phandom #dan and phil #phan #idk what tags to use anyway #like using the phandom as a means to talk about toxic shipping could be so interesting but only if you bring other fandoms into it #like there were other youtuber fandoms that got toxic with the shipping #does septiplier crashing and burning mean nothing to you people #also in a not specifically youtube sense there was like one direction and like other bandoms #idk like anything about those but like i think i’ve seen stuff about shipping causing rifts being one d members #idk i’m just like it could be an interesting thing to see a video on #i find fandom as a whole such an interesting topic #but also i like never trust people talking about it because it’s like like are you doing this to just make fun of the people in the fandoms #anyway if anyone read all this and knows good videos to watch or stuff to read about fandom let me know #the galaxy speaks

[drinkingteainthedark]

Ngl, Yingxing was a little silly stupid. He really trusted a man that dealt with his friends death by doing unethical science to not make him immortal? Down horrendous.

Clearly, the real reason his eyes turned red is because he slam dunked those rose coloured glasses right onto his face with all his craftsman arm strength the moment he caught a glimpse of a red flag.

#yeah yeah i know #thats the tragedy of it and why he hates his ex so much #his trust was broken horrifically #and he trusted DF because he loved him #but the problem was DF loved him too #things were never going to end well for them and what you think would be a solution created new problems #but also haha silly guys that are down bad #disclaimer that i dont play the game #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr crack #hsr yingxing #hsr dan feng #xingyue #renheng

[freckliedan]

please i literally had the most vivid dream last week where dan was pregnant and they were announcing it and i havnt stopped thinking about it since…

not to do dream analysis on you but oh my god that's so..... what is he cooking what are they cooking. there's literally some kind of project going on and we can know that because of your dream like.... something they created on their terms and are happy and excited for that's going to be announced soon. this is the opposite of when i dreamed about dan announcing having stomach cancer a few years back in the months before he came out.

dan and phil for real share a subconscious with the phannies sometimes i truly believe this.....

#jam replies #anon #dream analysis #if u remember more details PLEASE lmk i would love to do dream analysis on you about this #yes i do believe dan and phil have outsourced stress dreams to phannies. source. just trust me bro

[what-is-this-tomfoolery]

i would not go to Miskatonic Hospital, their morgue is basically overflowing

#and it’s not just because dan is bad at his job #although that is part of it #lets be honest would you trust anyone in that hospital to save you #bc i wouldn't #reanimator #Dan cain #herbert west #miskatonic university

[i-wanna-show-you-off]

just started watching disventure camp today (finally) and I’m already on ep 6. I have (out loud) made the “you a baby quit cussing” joke like. Every single episode at least once. I have SO MUCH to talk about..

more in tags..like spoilers and stuff..

#disventure camp #spoilers.. #i love love love lill. idk that much about her and it’s honestly kind of suspicious she’s not appreciated more like. #what did she do. did she do something malicious??? is that why I don’t ever see posts abt her?? #also I have mixed feelings on fiore. Bc on one hand I love evil characters BUT. She got my girls (lill and ashley) out. #I miss them so much. #how dare you fiore. whyd you do that to them #also love the dynamic between gabby and Ellie. love them separately as well. #ellie only voting with fiore bc it gets her further in the game. real. #gabby having trouble trusting people on BOTH TEAMS #bc her first team voted her off and her second team betrayed her #also. love drew he shouldve been there longer. grett whyd you do that to him.. #SPEAKING OF GRETT. she’s so complicated I have mixed feelings on her as well. Bc on one hand. #She’s very manipulative and is so so rude to gabby but on the other hand #It’s clear that she doesn’t get much attention prior to the show and she likely wants to win the million to finally impress her mother #also I’m not kidding when I say the bond between miriam and Jake in ep 5 made me cry. I was in SHOCK. how could u do this to me.. #Also found it really funny how in ep 5 all of them got devastating phone calls and Dan was just standing there like “:)” #There’s not a thought in that head. There’s not a brain behind those eyes.

[thebroccolination]

I love Shadow the Series starring Singto Prachaya.

#shadow the series #singto prachaya #nothing de-catholicizes you more effectively than catholic school #i went to catholic school i don't trust that fucker #you don't wear the rosary poser #i love dan #i love him all “i do not forgive my father and while we're on the subject bite me” #go you my little badass

[goldenpinof]

Idk if it’s too much to ask, but can you elaborate by any chance on how dd was alienating? I’ve never really watched it, and I breezed through a few to try to understand, but I still don’t get it 😞😞 It kinda just seemed like a longer version of his older videos with a bigger production?? Or am I wrong??? If you, or anyone else, could help me that’d be great! If not it’s okay, hope you’re having a lovely day!

it's not too much to ask, don't worry! it's gonna be too much to read for you, though, and i'm sorry for that :)

original anon, please, come back! i would also like to know your and others' thoughts on what felt wrong with dd.

i wasn't alienated, so i can only point own differences and traits (??) that weren't balanced out right away by either Phil or Dan himself. in dd videos Dan is ruder than usual and it feels less like banter. like, he is purposefully rude, loud, mean, annoyed, and offensive in a way. and if usually, you understand that it's not real because Dan either laughs or his "collaborator" laughs genuinely or gets on board and plays along – here it wasn't like that? or it wasn't like that always. during dd he was saying stupid and harmless things but the delivery was like he was punching someone with his words. gladly, Dan is a bad actor, so it was just awkward most of the time (at least to me), and that indicated that he was just fucking around and all of these is his weird concept of satire. there was a "i don't really wanna be here" vibe sometimes. some topics of the videos were purposefully boring and their point was to show that youtube is full of recycled content and there is so little originality on the platform? (allegedly! this is one of my understandings). he definitely tried to explain the whole big concept of dd somewhere, i just don't remember where (probably in a liveshow), and video descriptions can be very telling as well. also, he was using his fandom A LOT. we were giving him content, 45% of dd is phandom-based videos. it can weird people out, i can understand that. i'm not a huge fan of all these twitter screenshots and Dan reading them out loud. but as a part of a bigger concept i can let it slide.

anyway, for me it felt a bit disingenuous. like he would rather do anything else or nothing at all than dystopia daily. but his "annoyed at everyone and everything" dd persona fit into that. so i'm not mad it exists. it's a fucking concept and a half. and it's so funny to look at it and not take it seriously. there were good, cute and genuinely funny moments. just, the whole thing still feels like it was a challenge to youtube. and like he wanted to bait people. i don't know, i haven't rewatched any of the videos. my thoughts are based on memories.

i think in the beginning Dan was like: am i doing what i want to do (and there's no budget around); am i doing what youtube algorithm wants from me?; or am i doing what the audience wants? and he tried to create a piece of content that fit all three categories, and create it very fast. and that's why dd was such a roller coaster.

i'd like to hear the original anon :)

#answered #dd #imagine if i'm remembering the feelings wrong! ffs don't trust what i say #clicked on tiktok monologue and i gonna say i like the delivery grudfhsj #but i also like when dan is mad. so like... what do you expect from me