holy SHIT put jonathan “if i have to let my undead wife fuck me into vampirism than as god is my witness i absolutely will” harker in the wife guy hall of fame and give bram stoker a medal of achievement in deranged horniness for this which i think amidst all the weird eroticized terror scenes and all the insane shit about body fluids and penetration is the first thing in this victorian novel i am well and truly shocked to find there. this is…….. SO hot, ESPECIALLY coming immediately after the most explicitly and specifically christian passage in the book thus far, i am genuinely amazed. everyone’s talking about god’s will and judgment day and sacred wafers and jonathan’s taking all this in and deciding: i choose fucking my damned wife into undead eternity. THAT is fucking ROMANCE!!!!!!!!
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i be workin on a friend's au ganondorf, he's got gloom hand hair and it's cool as hell
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going a bit off the deep end. does anyone need anything?
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hrrrrrrr Daenerys Targaryen 'once you leave home you can never go home.' the red door, the childhood she never knew. 'which childhood? the one where you learned to be afraid?' and 'dragons plant no trees' but she made the city of bones Vaes Tolorro flourish and she's literally planting olive trees in Meereen while her male counterparts mock her as the queen of olives. the weight of a dynasty is on her back and she never had a maester, only a brother. she wants to go home, any home, the red door, the childhood she never knew. she can never go home but she can build one. she can never get her brother back but she can find a nephew. she can never have a child but she can find a family. daughter of death, bride of fire (life). she wears a crown of stone dragons and chains her children in stone and she is drowning, freezing, a death worse than death is waiting for her if she looks back. she rips into burnt horse flesh with her son and feasts and giggles. you cannot choose where you come from but you can decide where you'll go. she'll never have a child but she'll create life from stone. there's a destiny waiting for her across the sea but there's people suffering right now right here. destiny gets put on hold and she'll burn slavers, break chains, sack cities, fuck up again and again, and keep moving forward carrying it all on her back. there's no home to go back to. destiny will have to wait for her.
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I just saw some images of fusions much larger than mine (like 17 levels) and I suddenly felt awed but also very small and humbled in the comforting way
having the benefit of getting mine as a pubescent teenager so I am still decently tall despite the fusion being done at 14. I’ve now met people whose spines were fused at age 7. like. dude
the breadth of diversity within and around spinal disabilities is huge
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the problem here is also that my parents have absolutely no sense for who to blame for bad moods. Like. I hear one of them yell at the other like “oh wowzers, I hope they calm down before they clap eyes on me lest they remember something to be mad about at me too!”
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Aww! Poor guy! Get some rest buddy 🫂
I think I need less of it after falling face first into my keyboard and sleeping for several hours like that
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Lemon sun carmine moon charcoal rising
Mulberry in transit (this is astrological for when i lwarn to drive )
I had to read that like ten times to finally realize what you were talking about lmao.
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