#i wasn't offended lol

[joltrify]

id sell my left soul and my lung for more disabled Ben 10 aliens please omg

<3

hope i did okay this time around; still getting back into the swing of things

#also don't sell your soul and lungs though YOU NEED THOSE LOL- #thanks for the ask!! #i wasn't able to communicate this in this set but i had another doodle with armodrillo #they had some minor sensory issues and a glove/sleeve that acts as a 'compression hoodie' and helps with that... #but armodrillo already has that springlock in his arm so I scrapped the idea ;_; #i wish i had put a bit more research into this set; a lot of these were ideas i had in my head and chipped away at for a couple weeks... #please let me know if i could improve on anything- i certainly wouldn't want t hurt or offend anyone #anyway that's all. thank you and have a good night! #art #digital art #doodles #ben 10 #ben 10 fanart #ben 10 aliens #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 omniverse #rath #echo echo #ripjaws #snare-oh #cannonbolt #jolt rambles #end my suffering

[etheries1015]

Here for the 100000th time to apologize to everyone who has sent in an ask a long long time ago and just never got a response, you're probably either sitting in my drafts....or sitting in my inbox...waiting for me to have that strike of motivation to write.

pls never take it personally if you don't get a response :( Ya'll can also always DM me if you'd like to just chat! You don't have to just drop your cool ideas in my inbox, i'd love to have a convo about all sorts of stuff! I love making friends!

I love youuuu my lovelies (more rants in my tags about this LMAO)

#etheries rants💜✨ #I just get anxious people hate me if I don't respond to their ask Lol #I used to be that person that would get embarrassed or offended if my ask wasn't answered #but now that i'm a writer myself I do NOT do that #Never be embarassed for sending an ask!!! #I love all of your ideas and never judge them! #Just me being anxious #and wanting to let everyone know I love u #thank u for coming to my Ted Talk

[korrasamibottles]

Yesterday I said the best thing about snow is the critter footprints and I just want to come clean and let you guys know that I lied :( I fibbed :( The best thing about snow is that my boss refuses to drive in it :)

#the peace i feel when i get that 'i'm taking a personal day' email.......fucking indescribable #maybe this is mean but like. so is my boss. lol teehee etc. #whatever. they do that thing where they say something really awful and then go 'i know that wasn't very pc haha hope i didn't offend you' #and like. well. you did actually so thanks for that. #i've complained in the past and literally nothing ever came of it

[krysmcscience]

Saw this prompt for incorrect OC quotes and couldn't resist with a bunch of my Breach goobers. Some of them would absolutely say these things word for word in canon if I gave them half the chance to, though. XD

They're in order of when they showed up in person - Qīng, Ghost, Red, Marisol, Shio, Cam, Daruk, Tawoos, and Alondra - as well as some important honorable mentions who have only been mentioned or gotten dialogue - Star, Blake, and Creation.

Star's design is a slight spoiler, I suppose, but it doesn't reveal if they're human or impostor, so it's all good. Creation's "design" also isn't a spoiler at all, because They can look however They want, LOL. As for Shio...some of you who have seen the body horror I've done of them may be wondering why they look so normal here, but I promise there are Reasons. :3c

In other news, will I be making a liar out of Shio in an upcoming Breach canon divergence? ..........Maybe~ >:3c

#original characters #breach #among us #(technically lol) #look i even revealed what their colors would be - as if it wasn't already patently obvious #aside from creation but - uh - ignore them (trust me it's better this way) #meanwhile qīng's color isn't even available which is a Damn Shame #there needs to be a sky blue already ffs #cyan ain't cutting it #if it were an actual lobby qīng would waffle so hard between blue and cyan and would miss his chance to pick either XD #the closest quote to canon is cam's because she REALLY wants a different job and she'll take yours in a fucking HEARTBEAT #meanwhile the closest quote to BECOMING canon is creation's and it is taking all of my willpower to resist their insistence that i allow it #the most incorrect quote of all is definitely blake's - he is so mad at me for drawing this and calling out how he feels about his old job #the biggest lie here is red's - he absolutely thinks about breaking rules and does it a lot more than he'd like to admit #someone give poor tawoos a fucking break - they didn't ask for this #i promise that marisol is more than The Bitchy Sunflower Girl - just give her some time - i promise #alondra has other aspects too but she would be weirdly offended if you tried to assure her that she's more than just Squeaky Mouse Girl #if daruk ever had to go to anger management he would accidentally incite a rage riot just like dan did in that episode of dan vs #ghost i'm sorry but your fashion sense is incomprehensible and i don't even know how i come up with half the stuff i put you in #did blake steal the jacket off of crinklytinfoil's pink/chase from the skeld? absolutely not - he borrowed it cuz those two would be BUDS #these tags are ridiculous #ok im done now

[objecthusbandry]

gotta love my ask box sometimes /silly

#not husbandry #i'm not upset or anything btw i'm actually a big taxidermy enthusiast #so i'm not squeamish or offended at seeing dead objects #it just surprised me cuz i wasn't expecting it lol

[cappucosmico]

dragon's okay btw he just had a 280 dollar shitting and vomiting event. making my life flash before my eyes etc. vets just cost obscene amounts to look at your cat for a second and say "Yeah he looks about alright"

mr dipshit right after a vet visit HE CAUSED!!!

#not to tmi it but. he barfed‚ then shat on the floor just Casually no resistence. and made no effort to move away from his own poopflow. #so he just Laid There for a second while i held his tail up to offer him the bare minimum dignity of not getting it covered in poop. #and then eventually moved him away when he was Done With That y'know. bc he wasn't planning on it evidently #and that whole time he was just drooling and wheezing. having like a whole freakout #for about 30-45 minutes of the carride he offered 0 resistence for the situation and was just completely limp and out of it. #then just sort of. slowly perked up. Realised he was in a car. and was Offended to put it lightly. #not that he's ever a hassle he was just kinda crying and wiggleworming a bit to look around confused. teenage boy who just woke up style #but yeah. basically fine by the time we got there so they just said Lol looks fine! That'll be 280 dollars. #and i died inside. amen #what Doctor Behaviour. sorry to be mean with it but Call Me Unsurprised y'know

[britneyshakespeare]

You know. Sorry for another sporadic unprompted post about that friend who has caused me so much trauma in the past year. But I remember this one time his old high school friend I met once, he's really nice I liked him a lot. Cool guy. But he lives far away so they don't meet up a lot but they text. One time he sent this friend some pictures of us that were taken at a cooking class that he'd been bothering me into going to despite that it was all the way in Boston, there was a lot of walking to get to it, etc. And I was like constantly feeling sick and run down and exhausted from having Covid recently. He texted his friends those pictures of the two of us and his friend asked "Are you and Diana dating lol" like pretty innocently but honestly curious.

And he just replied "Are you fucking high" and he showed me and told me about it. Like. Like it was uncomfortable for HIM to be asked that.

Like his response isn't SUPER INSULTING TO ME.

#and also just really fucking mean to that friend. like???? WHO TALKS LIKE THAT TO SOMEONE #his friend was like 'oh lol sorry. but itd be cute if you were' like why make him ashamed of asking a normal ass question??? #the way this guy was possessive over me and entitled to my constant attention youd THINK he was my fucking boyfriend #this anecdote is actually a good example of how even if you just do smth completely normal (in this case asking a question) #but he doesn't like it he'll just turn it on you and make you feel wrong or crazy. FOR NOTHING #he doesn't reflect at all on the insulting unthinking ways he treats ppl either. why would he? he's always right #and if he's ever not right it's always someone else's fault somehow. #that's why i can't bring up any of this shit to him. his response is always 'well you couldve just told me' but no #NO ONE CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING BC YOUR ANGER AND EMOTIONS ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S RESPONSIBILITY!!! #motherfucker has no idea what the word imposing means #tales from diana #i truly loathe this little boy bitch baby #'are you fucking high' it's funny bc that makes it sound like he'd never be attracted to me #it's very likely he was. i hate to be like this but im not FUCKING UGLY AND HATED BY EVERYONE?? UNLOVABLE??? #im found attractive by ppl pretty often and im not offended by it. #but hed get so weird whenever someone expressed interest in me #one time he humiliated this guy i barely knew by telling him he knew that guy asked me out for valentine's day. #the fuck???? why are you making that guy explain it to you??? it wasn't WEIRD. i just said no you FREAK #makes human beings feel ashamed of human emotions bc he doesn't have any of his own.

[theladygazingatemptiness]

remembering when I made a post saying something like “someone having ‘pro-paraphilia’ in their bio but being intentionally vague about/refusing to disclose exactly what kind of paras they support is a red flag” and someone out of nowhere got Very angry at me for saying that

#wak #spice tag #like I wasn't even rude or mean about it or anything esp not as I could have been #yet I still managed to offend some random ass weirdo (who Most Definitely Does Not Support Or Partake In CSA Or Animalfucking!!) #lol. lmao. rofl even #paraphilia ment /

[maddy-ferguson]

13 is old as hell i'm sorry the way some of you talk about the party you'd think they were 8

#now OBVIOUSLY 13 isn't old i was just saying that #but even now. they're kids sure but they're not little kids they're technically children but they're not 6 you know what term describes #someone their age perfectly? TEENAGER #do you guys not remember being 13-15 sure you're a kid but you see yourself as a teenager BECAUSE YOU ARE? like mike wasn't wrong when he #said they weren't kids anymore they aren't they'll never be 10 years old again like they're in high school #and being a teenager doesn't mean you should force yourself to give up the things you love OBVIOUSLY but idk if my 13-15-year-old self saw #the way some of you talk about them like they're children who have no clue about anything i would be so offended lmao #that sounds like i'm still a 14-year-old who thinks she's already an adult but it's true i'm sorry #and obviously teenagers are kids to me because they are but idk...nuance #have you guys not seen gravity falls there's a big difference between a kid and a teenager ! (lol) #and they're all babies to me but like they're not 6 idk sometimes some of you talk like they are/were in s1/2😭 #and like i say: brf slt

[s-cullayy]

Man I had a c*tholic get mad at me today because I said I would never forgive the church for what it did to me and my family/friends, and its enabled position in the abuse of children/participation in conversion therapy when THEY ASKED ME to expand on why I left lmao you asked!!!! Now we're both having a bad time

#censoring it because i don't want this coming up in any searches lol #im not trying to fight with yall!! #they were like....offended that I had the gall to be traumatized by what i went through #it nearly killed me and you're telling me IM wrong?! #i know people that did die from this shit and you're mad at me?! #just wild to ask someone to talk about their experience and feign concern and then get mad when it's bad #sorry it wasn't sister act #that movie fucks though #obligatory 'not all catholics' lmao #i knew several extremely cool nuns that lived in a catholic retreat and took great pride in their garden #and their goats #learned a lot from them #anyway religion is complicated

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

The worst thing about my brain being an autopilot grammar nazi is that every single time I see people misuse “it’s” and “its” as well as apostrophe placements is that I don’t want to be rude and correct people... but my brain still is like UGH THIS IS THE WORST.

“It’s” and “Its” are more just my brain going weeo weeo on me when that’s a more understandable one bc “its” is literally the exception to a rule (because “it’s” actually means “it is”, so to avoid it being used for two meanings the apostrophe is removed for ownership cases), but when I see apostrophes before an S for plural wording and I know they speak English properly I’m just like. ugh. damn. bruh. please. go back to school.

Less severe cases of incorrect apostrophe use tends to be like, when people are playing Heroes and have duplicates of units and are like “my Ike’s” instead of “my Ikes”, because I think people are trying to... make it more clear that it’s referring to more than one? I think? Maybe? Or they literally just don’t realize it’s incorrect grammar, idk lol. Still can’t get past my weeo weeo autopilot brain though sadly.

LIKE. IT’S NOT ANYONE’S FAULT THAT MY BRAIN IS WEEO WEEO, IT JUST IS.

Which speaking of Heroes, FE in general seems to have its script in every single game ever coded to always use apostrophes for ownership cases even when the word ends in S, so don’t worry folks. IntSys isn’t getting off scot free from my brain either LOL. No amount of “princess’s” is ever gonna fly with my weeo weeo brain.

this has been a psa

mainly a psa of my brain weeo weeos

#DCB Comments #but the absolute worst offenders are people who overuse apostrophes and like #don't know how to write the plural of a word. today I saw someone write horse's to indicate more than one more horse #and I think the darkest depths of my soul finally cracked at the sight shjfgjhgs #this wasn't someone who speaks in broken English either or anything. they know how to speak the whole language just fine #also the other worst thing about my grammar brain is that I could absolutely get a job teaching English based on my knowledge alone #but I don't have an uwu master's degree uwu so getting teaching jobs even as freelance work is basically impossible #the world decides your worth based on how much you were willing to pay an institution for a certificate #and doesn't base you on your actual worth or knowledge so yeah that's great #can't wait until we're in an anime or video game where society's young decides that's bullshit and we're totally over it and rebel sjkfghju #also you know how you see those posts of ppl being like forget what you learned in school? yeah no don't do that with grammar #to an extent it's one thing (the really stupid ''rules'' like don't start a sentence with x word) and some of it was over the top #but there ARE actually legit reasons for some of those grammar rules; it's just that schools fail to teach them properly #I was extremely lucky to have very amazing English teachers for the most part ngl bc most schools don't teach even basic shit well #at least in my country. even in my school the stuff they taught was shit lol I just got very lucky to have great English teachers #but like for instance run on sentences are usually seen as an issue in writing because people lose their understanding of the sentence #if the sentence goes on too long with too many thoughts you'll probably forget what it was even about in the first place #if it's a WRITING style like a book or a fanfic or whatever it can make sense in some cases you just have to be thoughtful abt it! #but rly like I see people who can't even write basic English grammar who can speak it fluently and I'm like #what the fuck are these schools doing??? bc I can tell you what they're NOT doing e.e #this isn't limited to gen z btw I see ppl around my age who do this stuff with grammar too so... yikes #in fact I see people OLDER than my generation doing it too like... my own mom lmao #I'M SORRY I JUST HAD TO GET THIS OUT IT'S BEEN EATING AWAY MY EXISTENCE FOR MANY YEARS

[une-fille-du-papier]

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then, send it to the last ten people in your notifications (anonymously). You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity. ♡

Hi, I love you 💕

Let's see... my daughter , my mom, my sisters and brother, football (tho recently it mostly just brings pain), food (both cooking and eating it)

#thank you for the ask 😊 #asks #this was harder than I thought lol after my family #don't tell my mom that my kid is the first thing that popped into my mind lol #she'd be offended it wasn't her

[xiyade]

Family is... tough

#didn't sleep well and felt guilty all day because I made a dumb comment that my sister turned into a one person performance #and when I texted her to explain my side she was just like lol sorry I was just in a pissy mood #bitch I'll kill you #it wasn't even a bad thing she just used her hands to take the meatball off the pot and I said dont use your paws asshole and she got #all offended and threw it in the trash #I was like??????? #that was normal sister talk the fuck ugh anyway

[emometalhead]

top 5 lesbian films :-)

But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)

Booksmart (2019)

Fear Street Part One: 1994 (2021)

The Miseducation of Cameron Post (2018)

The Perfection (2019)

Thank you for asking, Lee!! 🖤

#mostly unrelated but I recently watched Russian Doll with my mom and was personally offended by her not finding Natasha Lyonne attractive #she was seriously like 'I don't understand how anyone could find her attractive' meanwhile I was like drooling lol #also cold medicine is really taking my brain out because I initally typed 5 TV shows before remembering that wasn't the question #the perfection isn't even that good I just like that they're messed up cellists #the miseducation of cameron post is actually my all time favorite lesbian book so that love has transferred to the movie #also excited to watch Crush (2022) but haven't gotten around to it yet #watched some scenes of Ammonite (2020) today and it was boooooring #basically this list is the ones I've watched more than once and enjoyed lol #there's plenty of lesbian movies I've seen and hated or only sort of liked. it's a struggle finding interesting ones! #asks #lee

[marcirose]

The Remind menu art was a mistake

#kingdom hearts #like i get why it exists i really do #i also think the throne art was a mistake but i'm less bitter about it cause you could come to any conclusion with it #but the remind art is the worst offender #really giving everyone the wrong idea like that cause no remind wasn't what people thought it was gonna be #like obv it was about saving kairi so yeah that makes sense #but the way people took it in the complete opposite direction it was meant to be taken bugs the hell out of me #also i don't wanna see kairi's broken spine when i boot up the game #or her too short dress #i never wanna see that much kairi leg ever again #but yeah you give the kairi stans and sokais a crumb and suddenly they think kairi's gonna be the next protag #which like #look how that's turning out lol

[daisywords]

list of people with um some audacity at the new year's eve party I was at:

anonymous kid who decided to wear my dad's shoes out to the trampoline and leave them there. there was a whole search and everything

woman who I vaguely know who after being involved in a conversation later where my future (editing) career plans came up, later apropos of nothing asked me like "but don't you just want to publish your own stuff" to which I replied "well, yes, but I'm not really ready for that right now" and she decided to give me some kind of lecture/pep talk like well why not? get ready then. you don't have anything ready to publish? stop being a perfectionist and just finish stuff! Our mutual acquaintance published a book this year. Haven't you been writing for a long time? Other people just crank stuff out don't you wish that were you? literally just do it

like ma'am first of all not helpful second of all this is not really relevant to my editing career can you give me a break I am not even safe from leonardo dicaprio yet sorry if my reputation as a child prodigy gave you false expectations like that's not even on my radar as a goal yet I'm just trying to find a job that will like. give me health insurance and no this is not motivational

#no hard feelings to either of them lol #but kind of surreal to see vague societal ideas I've had to work through and discard just like. articulated so outright like that #I refuse to make my writing into any kind of hustle that's just not for me #I will think about publishing when I am good and ready thank you very much #like it wasn't meant to be offensive at all so I'm not offended #but fr success success success I'm just trying to stay alive and be happy blease I'm only 23 #“where's your novel” can't you just be happy for me I'm going to graduate with a good gpa and no debt can't that be enough