#i woke up like an hour early for this

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #hello friends!! how are you doing!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ #I'm very very tired today #I woke up very early today because I took a driving lesson! #I have had my licence for many many years now but I haven't driven in so long #and when I tried I just turned on the windshield wipers again and again #so I'm taking some refreshment lessons! I was really afraid of driving again but my new driving teacher is very nice (❁´‿`❁) #my last one scared me a little because he talked a lot about bathroom renovation #I just drove for an hour or so but I was so concentrated that I'm very tired now #I have another lesson tomorrow because I deleted every information in my brain about how to park a car #all those synapses are currently used to remember Godzilla facts #another big news!! #I saw a PHEASANT last week #we almost hit it with the car but luckly it remembered in time that it was a bird and flew away #I've NEVER seen a pheasant before!! ( ´ ▽ ` ) #I knew that pheasants were real because my favourite cartoon as a child was animals of farthing wood #and there's pheasants in it and then they get murdered and all the other animals are like 'oh well' #but I had never seen one! #I feel like a stronger person now #one that can drive a car #maybe even park one ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #have a wonderful evening friends #<3

[lesbiangiratina]

Faust says testament has a codependency problem and fanny says testament needs sedatives i wish they encountered more medical professionals this is so awesome

#for the record faust says 共依存 literally codependence i am not just interpreting #the kat goes meow #gg #WHY DO I KEEP WAKING UP TOO EARLY AND THINKING ABOUT TESTAMENT? I NEED TO GET MORE SLEEP 7 HOURS ISNT ENOUGH #like at least this time i woke up to someone asking me about testament. there was a catalyst. but still its day 5 of this

[ask-thearchivists]

I just noticed that the cartographer and the curator both have faces on those little pieces of accessories. Does that mean/indicate anything in particular or no

The Cartographer: It's a reference. The Collector had a similar amulet, one with a face.

The Curator: It's a little thing we did to remember them by. None of us ever really speak openly about him being gone. I don't think Charmer or Coordinator would care for the reminders.

#ask blog #ask the archivists #asks are open #toh the archivists #the owl house #toh #toh oc #the archivists #id in alt text #the collector #toh the collector #Sorry for being gone for two days I have been SOOOO fucking busy #I'm one of the co-devs for a dating sim game and I've been busy working on it #also yesterday I got tired at like 10 pm which is bad because when I go to sleep that early I only sleep for a couple hours #and yeah I woke up at 5 am after falling asleep at 11

[wireframearson]

im eating chex mix rn

#bbvrai #brbavrai #hl2vrai #hlvrai2 #im so tired i woke up like two hours early and washed dishes for ive

[thatoneluckybee]

bitches love me cause i sleep until 4

I'm stealing you melatonin I need some

#I woke up at EIGHT!!! I COULD NOT SLEEP MORE!!!!!!! #I actually. Fell asleep at a decent time it was weird #This is funny to me if I fall asleep early I WILL be forcibly woken up by my body because it is alarming apparently if I sleep normally #I don't ever sleep enough I can't ever. Like 6-5 hours on school nights #Maybe once or twice a month like last night ig I'll just. Randomly collapse or pass out in my room and sleep for longer than normal and the #I'm good for a few weeks. Like. It's strange. How I sleep idk. #I've fallen asleep at like 6 and woken up at 3am on a SATURDAY #and also I slept for 18 hours one time and then only got like three hours for the next few days #I'm taking your melatonin I need my body to produce it like a normal person #Asks #fruit-gummiees

[snixx]

ok im sorry but i saw ur aro abed post and now i need to come into ur inbox and be absolutely insane about it because oh my god i actually cannot handle this

like coming out of the hunger games fandom and then the byler fandom where the main largely accepted opinion in fandom (including my opinion) was that katniss and and peeta and mike and will were allo and in love w/ eachother and now being in the community fandom like im actually going insane

bcs yeah a lot of ppl think trobed are romantically in love and i think romantic trobed is cute too but OMG like a widely accepted hc among fandom is that aro trobed in a qpr, like SO MANY PPL THINK THIS its actually insane and it makes me so happy and even tho my best friend is more annie coded than troy coded platonic trobed is literally so us abd im losing my mind ok i dont even know what im saying anymore im absolutely losing it

so yeah um oops in short: ARO ABED AND QPR TROBED FUCKING REAL

yes. yes. yesyesyesyesyesyesyes. i love my romantic trobed buT I LOVE QPR TROBED SO MUCH. ARO ABED MY BELOVED

#sorry im answering this so late btw i got sick and slept for 24 hours straight (woke up at 4:30pm to give a math test but went back to sleep #right after) #summer child 🍃 #community #happy valentines day btw loml #aromantic #aro stuff #also speaking of will. if that man were aro he would literally be me ok #aro interpretation of will and byler is literally me and my ex best friend. #like best believe if i could spend my whole life playling cringefail LARP games with my best friend i would #i would make her paintings and write her songs every day. but she doesnt care about anyone but her bf soooooooo wtv 😮‍💨 #rinkomania fight was something we've literally had WORD. FOR. WORD. #but its too early to go there today LOL anyway

[guardian-instincts-bad]

and the finished version of my moroleth art!

decided to keep this one fairly simple, but enjoy some pensive art of my queer punk former nightmare former aetherblade eventual sylvari commander (he/they, kid has such a history), post a rotsap attack that left him chronically (and visibly) ill for several years

#im always like hey i should tell people about mye and moroleth and then im like where to fucking begin #do you have three hours? #but yeah no long story short this is my co commander with my friend's commander the two shared a dream and have always been very close #but there was an extremely dramatic falling out in the early years and it took a while to get back to where they are now #(she still saved his life when this happened even though they were not at all on the same page at the time) #(but then as soon as he woke up they got into an even bigger argument and he walked out which did nooooot help the whole recovery thing) #(and then the next time they met was in tower of nightmares! :D) #(wherein he was attempting to defect from the aetherblades) #(bc he'd realised at that point scarlet was willing to hurt way more people than he was) #(but like. fun hypothetical! if you are in ToN and you run into your evil best friend and they say they're on your side now) #(and also they still look like they're dying even though it's been months) #(how long does it take before you stop dismissing it as a hallucination?) #gw2 #gw2 ocs #sylvari #moroleth #mine #my art

[cr0ws-cha0t1c-c0llect10n]

one of these days i’m gonna wake up so early that i’ll catch my mutuals who stay up super late

#i’ve seen quite a few on at like 3 am #and i’ve started waking up at like 4 am #so it’s only a matter of time #WATCH OUT!!!!!!! #i specifically sleep early so i can get that 3 am experience on full energy #i mean technicallyyyy i would get a littleeee bit under a full nights sleep if i woke up at 3 am #but 6 or 7 hours is better than pulling an all nighter that risks my school sleep schedule for weekssssss

[britneyshakespeare]

i am so nauseous for some fucking reason

#maybe i just woke up too early #for some reason in recent years i just can't eat too early in the morning #except when i can? #if i wake up early for work and i know im gonna eat breakfast im not nauseous #if i wake up early for just any other reason and try to eat. uhmmm i wanna throw up #tales from diana #ive been up for at least 3 hours and i don't feel more like. like i can intake food yet tho so thats not good

[moeblob]

Come gather round, we’re slicing her open ~

#byleth #fe three houses #redraw of a scene in the song otome dissection #caption is the opening lyric in an english translation i listen to #look i woke up way too early and i have work today and tbh i tried sleeping for like an hour and just gave up #i know in advance i will be exhausted from work so take this not even 6am my time art

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

i have done everything to make myself as tired as possible so i can sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow but im wide awake😭

#i woke up early after sleeping late cause early class and long day no nap studied for like 3 hours after coming home and still im not slee #they're planning a trip at work to an amusement park and i need to find an excuse to not go cause #hanging out with them pretending to have fun is too socially draining on christmas too 3 hours of playing games and stuff #and suddenly im home changing my clothes and out of nowhere i started sobbing??? like girl what why?? #idk i think it just feels very isolating and lonely😭 #so i don't think i can survive a whole day picnic #but i can't tell dad that bc he'll just say to try harder i can't tell anyone really bc everyone thinks im just not Trying hard enough to #make friends😭 #even moms like tera weird superiority complex hai sab aise hi hote hai kahan rehti hai tu #but the girls are all so boring and flat and un feminist #and the boys are so. perfectly marvari family guy i love my parents types😭😭😭 #fit in nahi ho rha #ok anyway now that i got it off my chest i can sleep

[hella1975]

“hello, it’s maintenance” NOOOOO

#GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FLAT ITS NOT EVEN 10AM #‘two flats have been randomly selected and it’s yours and-‘ FR?? IN THE WHOLE FUCKING BUILDING??? DIE THERES LIKE A HUNDRED FLATS HERE #I need to start trading them for something #yes u can come into my flat unprompted at early hours of the morning #but in exchange u need to tell me the exact shade of paint used on the walls so I don’t get fined for the marks I’ve left fucking EVERYWHERE #that’s fair imo. cough up #god I had awful cramps last night like almost as bad as what I used to get with my period #but i also feel like I hallucinated it like I was half asleep so who even knows #I woke up sweating bc my electric blanket was on full blast which I remember doing to help the cramps so ig it was real? #but also why tf was I having periodesque cramps to begin with #we’re past that girl someone tell my uterus she’s doing too much #hella goes to uni

[hailsatanacab]

man i made so many memes this time wow

anyways here u go >:')

holyshitholyshitholyshit

these are all perfect!!

for chapter 4 of cetbwa

#close enough to be whole again #cetbwa #dp x dc #danny phantom #dpdc #i gotta stop checking my phone as soon as i wake up because holy shit hooolllyyy shit #the magnificence that is this collection of memes will keep me awake for hours now #i need sleep! ........ but i love these way more #ive been trying to think how to properly express my gratitiude and laughter #but all ive been doing is rolling around on my bed and laughing into the pillows haha #holy shit i asked for memes and you did not disappoint!!! #thank you so much! im so glad you liked the new chapter!! #my favourite one is the onion but only because i was so close to cutting that line last night before posting #so im glad you enjoyed it ☺️ 😊 #i woke up way too early and now im so wired im so pumped i feel like i just drank a pint of coffee #thank you so so so much!! #the jeremy clarkson car one is perfection #also i dont think ive ever seen the knight one before isnt that amazing?? #being introduced to a meme because of my own fic #im losing my fucking mindddd #holy shit #thank you so much again im signing off now to reply to your other ask because they are also top tier quality memes

[todayisafridaynight]

One moment in Y3 I'll never get over is Daigo, fresh out of coma, instinctively reassuring Mine with such tenderness. Yeah it made him feel more guilty, sure. But at that moment I was like "I get it, Mine. I now get why you're that obsessed". Doesn't make it better that Daigo is pretty pretty with a wonderful voice and gorgeous shoulders

this ask was so real and true and right and it still is but i am cackling a little at 'daigo's gorgeous shoulders'

#snap chats #wide daigo strikes again #on the real tho no wonder mine wanted to kill himself after that #like here he was about to kill daigo because. Hes Insane #and then as soon as daigo wakes up he rolls out of bed- uses the gun mine wsa gonna use on him #saves mine and kiryu and then without question is just '<:0 mine whats going on- are you ok <:0 we're ok now no need to worry :)' #and then he hit him with that loving smile and that gentle voice and. and yeah i wouldve jumped off the roof too #i could never forgive myself for almost killing a man as beautiful as that idc if i thought i was doing the right thing #mine this why we leave this typea shit to the doctors just WAIT DUDE #unless this really was a case where because of all the outside noise daigo woke up #since i know talking to coma patients can help with that and. well. probably was the most noise daigo's gotten in days #aww poor daigo didnt have anyone in his hospital room to keep him company this whole time #either that or mine really did just sit in dead silence looking at him. freak. but ok valid #its too early for daigo-loving hours <-this is a lie and if i ever say this again assume im an imposter

[running-in-the-dark]

I fucking hate it when I'm super motivated to get things done, I really want to do it, I'm excited to do it!

- but I have no energy to get up off the couch. I'm so tired. I can't move. I just want to sleep.

I got up 1two hours ago. why am I this tired, it's not fair 😭

#I woke up relatively early today and was excited about that! but I couldn't get up and then slept three more hours #I literally hate this so much #I'm trying to drink an energy drink rn but it's not doing anything at all #I'm literally tired all of the time and I don't understand how im supposed to live like this #ok now my hands ate getting really weak so I need to stop #personal

[skyloftian-nutcase]

…I might’ve miscalculated on something sleep related 🥲

#random rambles #so I got off a night shift #Knew I had two days off #Had stuff to do the morning after said shift #So I said f it to sleeping because I didn’t have much choice anyway #So I stayed up from 3p Tuesday to 5p Wednesday #Woke up at 4a and am now solidly on a day sleep cycle to an extreme degree and #I work tomorrow night #And I don’t want to be awake this early #And UGH #maybe I’ll just like #Eat something and move around a little and then take a nap in an hour or so #Blegh