#i'm gonna fuckign LOSE MY MIND

[arcadian-vampire]

There she is... the man of all time (wip)

#pikaposts #alo(e) art #art always takes me so l o n g i'm dying #i've had this open for like six hours today. of course not All that time is spent being productive but #i have been looking at it For Like Six Hours Today. I got a headache four hours ago but I kept going bc hehe funny purple guy #lies facedown on the carpet. it counts as fanart if i'm this character's number one fan right #( < is the creator of said character) (does not create enough content for said character to have fans) #i like to have this fantasy where eventually i'm gonna accomplish something and there will b fans of my work #and if kalamari is Not the fan favorite i'm gonna lose my mind. look at her. he works retail to feed their four kids. #...I FUCKIGN FORGOT TO TAG. #quote unquote quest #YELLS. idk if tags work if they aren't one of the first few but whateverrr it's 2 late now ✌️

[lynxgirlpaws]

havin' root beer for th' first time in awhile.... changig it up from bihtc beer... doign somethigm different...

#this is everyone's server #and this is a group that belongs to all of us #please don't disregard things and then pin them on me #avierant #losing my actual fucking mind right now . fuckign dropped my maurbles #not only the most fucking petty ridiculous argument i have had in awhile lately. my dad has also called me and is clearly in a shitty mood #so i'm gonna have to put up with his bitch ass later #fucking exhausted of the absolute bullshittery #chat. is #to understand???? how hard is that to get ? #and THEN. as i try to WALK AWAY AND PREVENT ESCALATION #i get told to go fuck myself. because now they need to cool off. the thing i am doing myself. i need to go fuck myself because of that. #actually losing my fucking mind here

[ripl3yy]

i'm so FUCKIGN HORNY LATELY i'm gonna lose my mind

[transhawks]

Crying, sobbing, shaking like I flipped my shit when Hawks was all "Lmao yeah, they just let me go after like a day- and now I'm running around gathering intel like I totally didn't just almost die or anything" when people less injured than him weren't discharged yet. I thought Hori was just shrugging everything off to get on with the plot and use Hawks as narrator but no....it's because he's fuckign BATS im telling ya the guy woke up in a hospital bed like a man possessed and in his delirious high as fuck off morphine state, got seized by his workaholic perfectionism and paranoia and manhandled Jeanist into bringing him back to Gunga, like he CAN'T BREATHE ON HIS OWN, can't speak for shit. He passes out so frequently in Jeanist's car that Jeans thinks he died because where Hawks should be rn is on a ventilator, but because his screws are loose, he's on his hands and knees scrubbing at Twice's blood and hauling his dead body around and Jeanist is probs thinking "wtf Hawks those burns are still fresh, don't put your whole back into scrubbing." OP, you say nothing will surprise you but I sure do hope Hori somehow manages to shock you anyways, because I BET your reaction to that would be top tier comedy, I'm gonna be here like Dabi going LOL XD at your expressions like he does for Endy. I already AM. THANK YOU. And tbf, none of us expected how crazy Hawks would turn out to be when we first got introduced to him. Idk if any of this was on Hori's to do list...Hawks looked like such a simple guy, his story existed because Hori wanted to show the "other side" as "a little bit bad" we have interview evidence from 2018, the whole Nagant plotline didn't exist back then, ig he could've changed some things to make him more unhinged. I'm looking forward to that quiz update! also RE: your friend making jokes about Hawks having Twice's body and great now you've got me thinking about yandere Hawks putting Twice in a cryogenic chamber to preserve his body, why let the earth reclaim such a good man, it's his form of kindness for killing him, and also maximum security so nobody can steal him back. Can't risk grave robbers y'know? Where tf IS his body, freaking hell Hawks now I'm questioning you more than I was before! There goes the entire "burial with flowers and regret" scenario, screw you pigeon. He's making ME insane, but somehow he's still my favorite character, top 3 with Bakugou and Dabi.

i barely have anything to say im gonna go lose my mind to hawk cryogenically freezing Jin

#asks

[fictionkinfessions]

When Playing Kavehs Hangout I expected to possibly get an Alhaitham mini shift or something like that. But instead I'm having my current very strong Razor Minci shift lose his FUCKIGN MIND.

ALHAITHAM WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS ARE NOT ONLY ALLOWED BUT ENCOURAGED TO ANNOTATE THE LIBRARY BOOKS?!?! EXCUSE ME?!?! IM GONNA HAVE A FUCKIGN HEART ATTACK OH M Y G O D /dramatic

I UNDERSTAND WHY, REALLY I GET IT. With how the Akademiya is structured it makes perfect sense that students would be encouraged to share their thoughts on a text in the easiest place to find it (in the margins of the book). BUT I AM A LIBRARIANS SON FIRST AND A LOGICAL THINKER SECOND. GOD DAMNIT I HATE THAT YALL ARE ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!! This information makes my skin crawl!! Even irl I wouldnt even DREAM of annotating a book I OWN (which would be totally fine) let alone ANY library book. Let alone an ACADEMIC TEXTBOOK!!

Screaming crying oh my god w h yyyyyy Please why couldnt yall just write properly refrenced notes then SUBMIT those to the house of Daena as side reading material. why. Why must you all write IN THE BOOKS.

screaming.

ANYWAY THIS IS YOUR PSA TO NOT WRITE IN LIBRARY BOOKS!! WHICH IM SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ANYWAY BUT STILL! DONT WRITE IN LIBRARY BOOKS! SUMERUS HOUSE OF DAENA IS AN OUTLIER AND ITS RULES SHOULD NOT BE CONSIDERED EVER AT ALL EVER. DON'T WRITE IN LIBRARY BOOKS. (Or in school textbooks for those still in school! Don't do it! If you do not own the book!!! Do not write in it!!!!)

~Razor Minci 🕯♟(Source Genshin Impact. Please only tag 'razorkin' and 'aukin' as the last name indicates an au and is not canon)

#fictionkinfessions #fictionkin #razorkin #genshinimpactkin #caps cw #schools cw #aukin #mod party cat

[demonsfate]

GOD FUCKIGN DAMN IT I MISSED THE REVEAL BUT FUCK THE BASTARD LOOKS GOOD. I WAS SOLD WITH THE LEATHER JACKET AND THEN I SAW HIS MOUTH. THE FJKDSHGKSGHJK LIPSTICK IS BACK!!!! BLESS THE TEKKEN GODS. ALSO HIS WHOLE INTERACTION WITH JIN IS SO GOOD. I HOPE MY BOY MAKES IT, I WANNA SEE JIN LIVE THROUGH THIS HE DESERVES IT. ALSO ALISA LOOKS GREAT AS WELL BUT SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE THEY DIDN'T CHANGE HER MUCH? FUKC I'M SORRY CAPSLOCK

I PRETTY MUCH GOT EVERYTHING I WANTED WITH THE REVEAL. I WAS HOPING HE'D BE WEARING LEATHER, WE GOT THAT. I WAS HOPING HE'D HAVE THE HORNS, WE GOT THAT. I WAS HOPING HE'D LOOK MORE DEMONIC AGAIN, WE GOT THAT AND THE BLACK LIPS. I WAS HOPING HE'D INTERACT WITH JIN AND BE ESSENTIAL TO THE STORY, WE GOT THAAAAAAAT. LIKE I CAN'T EVEN BELIEEEEVE.

AND I HOPE JIN LIVES TOO AND GETS A DECENT WRITTEN STORY. I'M BOTH TERRIFIED AND EXCITED IT'S INSAAAAANE. I WISH THE GAME WAS ALREADY OUT BUT WE'RE CLOSE WE'RE CLOSE.

ALSO YEAH - THAT'S HOW I FELT ABOUT ALISA. SHE JUST DIDN'T FEEL TOO DIFFERENT. BUT I GUUEEEEESS SHE MAY HAVE A SOMEWHAT MORE ELEGANT LOOK? I'D SAY MAYBE LEE INSPIRED THAT GIVEN SHE APPEARED TO BE IN LEE'S MANSION. BUT LEE HAS FUCKING WENT ALL OUT AND LOST HIS MIND.

LEE WHAT ARE YOU WEARING. IS THIS SOME KIND OF APOCAYLPSE GEAR. ARE YOU ADVERTISING YOUR NEW PRODUCTS. ARE YOU PREPARING YOURSELF FOR FIGHTS WITH MOTHERFUCKING DEMONS. LIKE OH MY GODDDDD.

DJ'S RENDER HAS A REALLY SINISTER LOOK.... I WANNA SEE THE FULL THING DAMMIIIIIIT. ALSO REINA AND VICTOR ARE COMING SO SO SO SOON. I'M GONNA ASSUME VICTOR IS THE FIRST THEY'LL SHOW. BUT LIKE... BOTH OF THESE ARE ACTUALLY REAL SOON. I'M LOSING MY MIND.

#✏️ - ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏsᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ // (ooc) #✏️ - ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ? // (inbox) #// DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THE CAPSLOCK - I'M DOING THE SAME 'COS I'M TOO EXCITED #t8 spoilers

[darkbluescamvictim]

i meant to actually freak out more bout ur latest chapter but i think the handprint gepard had left on sampo got me so bad i went into a catatonic state or something. (which i am trying not to go Off bout like oh my god the handprint?? gepard's love for him and how much he cares for him and how he would push himself so far to protect him?? left a permanent mark on sampo??/ aueuugh) ANYWAYS sampo being so fuckign knowledgeable and explaining and also i love how u do the masked fools n what theyre about?? but also ALSO like the 'crimes' he did and how upset he was and how CERTAIN sampo was that gepard would despise him for it. like he truly had the idea of gepard as a noble absolute figure of honesty and lawfulness. and gepard saying he doesnt care??? because he cares about sampo MORE??? insane. it truly nailed one aspect of sampard i always puzzled on like of where gepard's limits/boundaries of his morals lie in if he is capable of bending his unwaivering ideals of justice in order to love and be with sampo.

also the whole handkerchiefs. loved that shit so much like the idea that sampo has a bunch of handkerchiefs on him randomly to pull off the occasional magic trick.

also also sorry for the wall of text lmao,,

Okay so this took me forever to answer cuz everytime I went into my inbox I cradled this post like "If I answer this I'm gonna lose it I don't want this ask to be gone I wanna look at it forever :'(" Until I realised I can just answer you publicly to keep it on my blog forever lmao I hope you don't mind? I have to put it under a cut tho because this got wayyyy too long

Anyway first of all please don't apologise for the wall of text I LOVE getting walls of text?!? This is like being a 3 year old who's just been unsupervised for a moment and managed to get into the sweets hands deep mouth smeared and 2 hour sugar rush incoming every time I read it ok. So no need to apologise. Also THANK YOU ACTUALLY CUZ THE HANDPRINT IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME TOO OK?? I had this idea for ages (and also because it was just the natural conclusion to Gepard's actions anyway) so I'm glad I'm not the only one who goes a tiny bit feral about the idea and symbolism ok thank you thank you thank you Next, I honestly spend hours agonising over the problem of Gepard being incredibly lawful and honest while Sampo is, in his very essence, at the very least a troublemaker and also a good amount of criminal (thief/conman/scammer yadda yadda) What makes this the most difficult is really that both these concepts are at the core of their character; almost everything Gepard is has something to do with his unwavering sense of justice and almost everything Sampo does has something to do with his 'shadiness', at the very least. So to subtract from one in favour for the other felt really really hard to do and I think if I wouldn't have had the basically 70k+ word build up I wouldn't have managed to find even just the resemblance of a believable middle ground for myself. In the end, I think that Gepard's sense of justice is ultimately a sense of loyalty to the people of Belobog (as seen by his character text about standing between Belobog & the Supreme Guardian if need be); which he believes will fend the best when they follow the rules and laws set down by their government. But since he is also (at least now) loyal to Sampo and his wellbeing, he can see that what Sampo did while maybe 'not right', isn't worth causing the mental anguish nor be punished that harshly if it makes Sampo this distraught. Not to mention, 'this' version of Gepard is slowly learning to be more selfish and so ultimately, he put his own desire to be close with Sampo above his sense of duty (basically for the first time) which, granted, is a step away from canon Gepard's attitude but I hope made believable enough through my painstaking work I put in :')

Also, yes, Sampo is enough of a clown to just have handkerchiefs with him at all times (same as the candy for the Moles, he's always prepared in that regard) (Also the handkerchiefs are surprisingly durable and do make a good improvisational rope if the need arises)

#answered #shoezuki #Two Lies Sometimes Equal The Truth

[quinnmorgendorffer]

…i think i can hear a mouse trying to chew through the foil and steel wool i used to block the entrances in the bathroom

#i'm gonna fuckign LOSE MY MIND #mouse rel

[coco-munchie]

everyone and they mama playing sekiro and I’m just sitting here like :)

#I can't even watch my usual streamers cause they're all play fuckign sekiro!!! #I copy is literally at the po box but my ass cant drive to go get it alskihdakidha #I'm gonna lose my mind #personal stuff

[ethwastaken]

good evening i just teared up over an article i saw about a new rollercoaster !

#helloo there's gonna be a httyd coaster i'm losing my mind #built by fuckign intamin who have built Most of my absolute favourite rides #for a universal park that i didn't even know about up until like five minutes ago #it's not gonna open for at least three fuckign years and i'm still losing my mind #ok goodnight i was gonna go to bed but then i freaked out so. #eth talks

[cattles-bians]

damie vibecca exes au part 8

post directory

obsetress: now i just want fanart of damvibecca at the gym

em: well. pitch it to me comrade ghostfucker

obsetress: idk that's about as far as i got i just reread that bit about vibecca in their matching gym outfits and my brain got stuck

em: hypothetically do u have a colour palette in mind bc i associate gym outfits w like. bright loud colours and

em: idk if it works w our earth sign queens

[em note: emily is a liar and did NOT draw fanart of damvibecca at the gym]

[em note 2: we have the gym art now [x] [x]]

obsetress: i was imagining like charcoals tbh, or jewel tones

obsetress: i could see them in like jewel tone purples or that jewel tone blue green color

obsetress: yeah viola jewel tones or blacks n charcoals

obsetress: becs pastels and camels but jewel tones at the gym

em: it’s about Matching

em: And Destroying Ur Ex (platonically)

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: viola's feeling particularly smug about it but then

obsetress: dani's in an old school tshirt and shorts and jamie's in............ one of dani's old school tshirts and shorts

em: YES

obsetress: not intentionally, she just grabbed whatever was there

obsetress: dani chirps "oh you two look so cute! baby look, they have a matched set"

obsetress: viola arches an eyebrow "and so do you, it seems" and dani laughs "not on purpose, jamie just grabbed whatever was on top in the drawer"

viola: you two... share... a wardrobe?

dani: yeah?

em: god cute

obsetress: cute n dumb

em: they can share nearly everything except pants

em: well. pants as a treat

em: haha pants

em: trousers

obsetress: also rly nice rly clean smooth funny juxtaposition in my brain of vibecca being the ones who intentionally match and damie the ones for whom it just accidentally happens

obsetress: hahahah pants

obsetress: they can share pants but................ should they

em: idk miss chapter 12 danis thighs jamies pyjamas

em: should they

obsetress: PLEASE

obsetress: that's exactly what i was referring to THANKS

obsetress: anyway

obsetress: rebecca just laughs

obsetress: viola huffs and bex is like "sorry, babe, but it is kind of funny"

em: dani jamie wearing like

obsetress: YEAH

obsetress: MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

em: poor viola

obsetress: thinking about dani's ass in those

em: yeah....

em: violas huffing until jamies exercise flush lasts a little Too Long

obsetress: big blush jamie taylor

em: she’s still like ‘oi dani close ur mouth’ but then she

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: just ogling each other

obsetress: (they briefly pause to ogle vi and rebecca passing a medicine ball back and forth as they do squats and have to acknowledge that, yeah, they've all done alright by themselves)

em: funny montage of the gang doing exercise while surreptitiously taking Peaks

obsetress: omg all i want

obsetress:sometimes having friends as a lesbian means they're all your exes except one, who's your gf, and you're all checking each other out always anyway

em

And That’s Beautiful

obsetress

obsetress: dani: checking out viola's biceps, rebecca's abs

viola: checking out dani's thighs n ass

rebecca: minding her business

jamie: scowling n scrawny

obsetress:(n also checking out dani's thighs n ass, viola's biceps, and begrudgingly peeking at rebecca's abs)

obsetress: every other woman at the gym: checking out jamie, trying to figure out the entire dynamic here

are they a polycule? what

em: jamie probably like

em: maybe she gets really into running bc she just checks out and listens to her audiobooks but like

em: slow twitch vs fast twitch fibers so stays scrawny

obsetress: i can see that

obsetress: just gets on the treadmill and zones tf out

em: jamie ‘why don’t i have biceps’ taylor vs jamie ‘no u gotta lift w ur hips’ taylor

obsetress: she hates it but her psych told her it'll be good for her routine so you know she was like yes ma'am every day ma'am

em: cant believe safe lifting procedures screwed her over

em: ‘yes ma’am every day ma’am’ ur just Going for it arent ya anshdjdh

obsetress: sorry but don't tell me you can't hear it

obsetress: jamie's the person who takes notes in therapy

obsetress: jamie, in the locker room after their workout: do my biceps look bigger?

dani, patiently, already knowing where this is going: bigger than what, baby?

jamie: than yesterday

dani: mm, rome wasn't built in a day, you know

jamie: do they look bigger at all?

dani: well

em: i mean not to perceive her too much but mattresses scene indicates AE/jamie like. at least some muscle in the leg area

em: poor jamie

em: not playing to her strengths

obsetress: yeah she does

obsetress: i mean ae has toned af arms

obsetress: she's just wiry

em: how could i forget the benchpressing dog gif

obsetress: dani's like "jamie, baby, come do squats with me and vi" "m'good" "baby, c'mon, you'll like it" "don't wanna do squats" "it could be good for you" "don't wanna do squats with you two"

em: dani: you gotta like. eat more

jamie: i eat plenty

dani: no u graze all day and then u don’t eat dinner

obsetress: dani: five biscuits spread out across a day doesn't count as eating more

em: dani: protein jamie it’s abt protein

obsetress: dani: you need more protein, which is why i think some lentils would really––

em: jamie thinks protein shakes are Nasty

obsetress: jamie does think protein shakes are nasty but dani will make her a smoothie and sneak it in like she's a child

obsetress: viola and rebecca, with their matching monogrammed blender bottles, just staring

obsetress: becca's like "jamie, just drink it, really, it's fine"

obsetress: viola just does this haughty sniff at her and that's what finally gets jamie to start

em: jamie can deal w being a brat but the idea of viola having Anything over her drives her Insane

em: Drives Her Fuckign Nuts

obsetress: she hates it

obsetress: just the absolute fuckin worst

em: do u think dani ever like

em: like they REALLY need to clear out storage but it’s a boiling frog situation where it’s increased so gradually that

em: like jamie thinks it’s Fine storage is Clear Enough

em: it’s Not

em: danis like. should we invite rebecca and vi over

em: just be Idea of A Snide Viola Comment fills jamie w a burning rage

obsetress: oh my god

obsetress: i'm obsessed with this

obsetress: i would read a whole oneshot about this

em: eventually dani comes clean abt it n jamie thinks it’s v funny bc yknow; open and honest communication is a v important part of their dynamic

em: jamie: next time just tell me my storage looks like shite dani or i will be grumbling abt viola for a Week

obsetress: inevitably

obsetress: when they do have to come over to clean

obsetress: dani offers them takeout and wine ("step up from pizza and beer at least," jamie grumbles) and viola's like "jesus, dani, let's just go out to dinner. my treat"

obsetress: at dinner, viola's like "if you want more storage, i have some wonderful properties––"

obsetress: rebecca's mouthing "sorry" from next to her across the table

em: every time they go out rebecca takes vi aside n is like ok sweetheart so you promise you’re not gonna try convince them to sell the apartment again

em: and violas like (mock horror) of course i won’t. ye of little faith

em: and every time

em: every time she does

em: she’s tryna HELP

obsetress: she would too she'd be like

obsetress: "i'm just trying to HELP"

obsetress: "they're our FRIENDS"

em: i’m on a mission to figure out like

em: this is way way down the line

em: but i wanna believe eventually viola and jamie start to, at the v least, Tolerate each other

em: jamie might even be fond of the crazy bird but she’ll NEVER admit it

obsetress: god like vi's on business or some shit in like

obsetress: the UAE

obsetress: negotiating some Deal

obsetress: and so dani and jamie get dinner with just bex and they're driving home after and having a perfectly mundane conversation and then jamie's just blurting like

obsetress: "i think i miss vi"

em: she’s HORRIFIED

em: she tries to play it off as like um

em: she’s Too Comfortable

em: things are Too Boring

em: which is weird knowing everything we know abt jamie

em: but actually she just... maybe misses viola

em: danis like god i wish i was recording this

obsetress: jamie's passed out next to her at home later (it's ten pm) and dani's chattering happily away on the phone with vi (drinking a martini in her dubai hotel room at one am since, y'know, no bars) in bed right next to her

obsetress: "jamie, uh, said she misses you. i know. no, i KNOW. don't tell her i told you. yeah, yeah, you win, vi, we know. uh-huh. uh-huh. i'm gonna pretend you didn't just ask me that"

em: CUTE

em: u can’t lord it over her vi it’s a little secret

em: vi's like when have i EVER

em: she does

obsetress: once they're good again, dani and vi absolutely just. lose time (there's a metaphor in there) talking to each other still

em: this is wholesome tbh

em: i really like the damie stories where like

em: look it’s nice when damie have each other but it’s also nice when they have their own friends and stuff

em: dunno how to articulate that well

em: it’s a balance! it’s a balance

obsetress: yeah! exactly

obsetress: because that's part of the love n possession thing too yk

obsetress: not to say either of them would ever be like "no friends for you" but

obsetress: wanting to have a life outside of your partner yk

obsetress: they're meeting vi and rebecca for dinner after vi gets back and vi's just grinning and sweeping jamie into a hug "i heard you missed me"

em: she gets jamie a souvenir t-shirt

em: it’s too big

em: OR

em: child’s t-shirt

obsetress: (jamie sleeps in it that night)

obsetress: oh childs might be better

obsetress: she's like "you're a little scrawny, so..."

em: jamie sleeps in it.... soft bitch

em: she feels too much

obsetress: jamie taylor softest bitch

obsetress: dani watches her pull it on and raises an eyebrow and jamie's just like "wot"

em: jamies like (grumbles) i knew she was comin back i’m just

em: shouldn’t you be HAPPY about this development dani

em: ‘s’a gift... s’rude not t’....’

obsetress: YEAH

obsetress: dani just grins "mmhm"

em: it accidentally makes its way into jamies workout clothes pile

obsetress: oh my GOD oh my god

obsetress: viola's shit eating GRIN when jamie shows up at the gym in it

em: jamies like fok

em: mental maths tryna figure if she wants to just. work out in a sports bra

em: she Doesn’t

obsetress: she Doesn't!

obsetress: (she's shy)

em: god it’s one of those shirts that’s like

em: someone who loves me went to UAE and got me this t-shirt or something

obsetress: dani corners her in their empty row in the locker room "you could've just taken it off, you know" "dunno, not everyone needs to... see that, you know?" "i'd certainly like to see it" jamie rolls her eyes but she's grinning "you can see that any time" "well maybe i wanted to see it during my workout" "dani......."

em: jamies embarrassed bc of her gnarly farmers tan means her tummy is at least five shades lighter than the rest of her

em: crisp tan lines

obsetress: god jamie's farmers tan

em: once again i am bringing my tan lines jamie agenda

obsetress: dani loves jamies dumb farmers tan so much

obsetress: she giggles

obsetress: but it's the most loving giggle possible

em: and then when she gets into running...

em: god when i was rowing there were a couple ppl w like what i called a neapolitan icecream tan which is

em: gimme a second

obsetress: jamie gets all huffy when dani giggles at her tan but then dani's like "baby, no, i think it's cute" and jamie gives her a look and dani grins mischievously and ducks her head

obsetress: and then she's licking and kissing and nipping her way along jamie's dumb tan lines

em: there it is

obsetress: it was inevitable

em: so caught up in the joy of jamies dumb farmer tans i forgot abt her gnarly scar she keeps under wraps

em: baby

em: the most baby

obsetress: baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

em: jamie decides the only way to claim the stupid t-shirt as hers is to cut off the sleeves

em: it’s abt the ritual of the thing

obsetress: she shows up at the gym wearing it and

obsetress: that's viola's "oh no she's hot" moment

em: YEAH BABY

obsetress: literally just like

obsetress: world stops

obsetress: viola stares

em: jamie finally gets to do an exercise that shows off her sinewy manual labor grip forearms

em: viola’s probably just as horrified to find jamie hot as every time jamies like oh no

em: violas hot

em: and once again jamie CANNOT know she’s hot bc she will be insufferable

em: she will be the Worst

obsetress: viola's tugging rebecca aside "why didn't you tell me jamie was hot" "what?" viola waves a hand and rebecca just furrows her brow a little and is like "that's just... what she looks like, vi"

obsetress: viola corners dani next "why didn't you tell me jamie was hot" "i did" "oh. right" viola pauses, then "why didn't you make sure i was listening?" dani just gives her a look and walks away

obsetress: dflksdjfldaj god the way jamie and viola are. the same

obsetress: kind of incredibly, in the same ways dani and rebecca are the same

em: “hey baby, did viola seem different today? seemed off”

em: jamies like. is she mad at me. did i break another social taboo.

em: rebecca ‘jamie looks like jamie’ jessel vs dani ‘my gf is so hot i can’t stand it’ clayton

obsetress: "i tell you how hot she is at least three times a week, vi"

em: danis tryna goad her into making the damn shirt a crop top

em: jamies like yeah but isn’t that a step too far. i feel like i am destroying this shirt too much

em: she does it anyway

em: so jamies workout clothes are danis endless grey baggy school t-shirts and this one ugly souvenir shirt that like

em: psychological warfare and she doesn’t even know it

obsetress: i would........ like to see it

obsetress: also crop top jamie is one of my favorite jamies

obsetress: she is severely underrated

em: crop top jamie is

obsetress: and we do not talk about her enough

em: jamie wear More crop tops

obsetress: viola and rebecca in bed, in matching facemasks, after going to the gym post-epiphany that Jamie Is Hot

obsetress: viola: are dani and jamie hotter than us?

rebecca: what?

obsetress: and like

obsetress: viola is NOT insecure

obsetress: she is constantly confident that she's the most attractive woman in the room at any given moment, but

obsetress: she's just so staggered by this realization

em: some neutral third party (ms grose and mr sharma probably) are like well. u guys definitely have a little more of a scary thing going on

em: i’m imagining rebecca and viola at brunch w hannah and owen v seriously discussing this

em: viola brings it up and rebecca GROANS but then she gets invested in the convo

obsetress: GOD yeah

obsetress: she's leaning forward and gesturing with her fork "when you say 'scary'..........."

em: owens like scary is a compliment

em: hannah grose sips her tea knowingly

obsetress: rebecca just narrows her eyes at hannah grose and hannah raises her eyebrows and shrugs

em: after a week or so viola bursts into a room w stupid big sunglasses and a tray of take out coffees and she’s like Don’t You Worry Jamie I Have Concluded You’re Hot But I’m Not Threatened By It

em: jamies like sorry WHAT

em: you’ve been thinking about WHAT

em: viola leaves without ever following it up

obsetress: dani is entirely unfazed

obsetress: doesn't even blink

em: danis like neat she remembered the oat milk

em: everyone in this au is insane

obsetress: any lesbian in 2021 is insane

obsetress: par for the course

em: was gonna protest but

em: Yeah

obsetress: this lesbian meme account i follow on insta is doing “stop asking who’s the top and who’s the bottom. start asking...” posts

obsetress: and one of them is “start asking who’s baby and who’s fuck around and find out” and it just makes me chuckle

obsetress: jamie taylor baby

obsetress: viola lloyd also baby

em: dani is baby passing and jamie is fuck around faking

obsetress: oh my god that’s why that’s why i think we cracked it

obsetress: dani (fuck around) dated jamie (baby) and vi (baby)

obsetress: rebecca (fuck around) dated jamie (baby) and vi (baby)

obsetress: the reason they could never cross further even tho per the transitive property dani (so similar to vi) should be able to date beccs and jamie (so similar to beccs) should be able to date vi is because

obsetress: you can’t have two babies and two fuck arounds in a relationship together

em: oh of course. i see. i see

em: however in the rare rare crack ship of the ‘jamie viola hatefuck’ a similar phenomenon to ‘social anxiety mum friend ordering food’ instinct takes over and someone fucks around and finds out

em: this is just my unhinged jamie viola hatefuck bulkshit which is. it’s ironic ok it’s ironic it’s ironic it’s

em: ok one last thought bc i know it’s super late for u but

obsetress: omg i also have a last thought let’s trade

em: what if mikey is about isabels age n jamie ends up looking after him for one reason or another for a bit

em: and viola absolutely Dotes on him

obsetress: omg

obsetress: that’s what does it. jamie seeing viola w mikey

em: grumble grumble i guess she’s not that bad

em: except then she’s like god what if mikey likes her MORE than me

obsetress: “dani what if mikey gets one of those weird first crushes on vi”

obsetress: dani doesn’t even look up from the laundry “who hasn’t had a crush on vi”

obsetress: jamie’s like “mE” and dani just gives her the most withering look

em: danis like It’s Par For The Course Jamie

em: danis a teacher she’s like it happens don’t sweat it

em: anyway

em: what was. what was ur last little thought

obsetress: i was just thinking more about viola also baby and how also she’s been so privileged her whole life that sometimes there are just some things she can’t do for herself because she just doesn’t know how

obsetress: like she’s never had to learn

em: rebecca gets um

em: freeze dried coffee

em: nescafé

obsetress: but like

obsetress: rebecca genuinely loves taking care of vi for whatever reason (it’s because she loves her) when she really needs it but

obsetress: rebecca also takes no shit and is like “i’m not making the nescafé for you. you’re 36 years old, vi, you need to learn to do it for yourself”

obsetress: and she’ll stand there and watch her do it and then she makes vi do it at least three more times for posterity

obsetress: “i’ll make a plebeian of you yet, viola lloyd”

obsetress: (god only the two of them would think a line like that is funny)

#this one's fucken LONG!!!!!!!! #the dani jamie viola rebecca exes au

[badcountryofficial]

i’m gonna fucking vomit

#i was having a rlly good time and then my dad did his FUCKING THING #where he brings up things that he KNOWS MAKE ME ANXIOUS #all casual like(: with a little grin hehe(: where you gonna work this summer??? where you gonna apply???(: #because i don't have fucking choice because i ilive under his house and i'm 19 goddamn years old but holy fucking shit #i can't do it i can' do it #i can abarely handle getting my hair cut you want me to??? #be in charge of shit???????????????????????????? #huh???? #you think i can handle that/???? #because like #i can't #i would NOT be b #i fucki #i fuckin can't yo!!!! #i'm fucking losing my mind!!!! #interviewing/???? #working with a fcuklfjasdfjladfkjsdfkj #i'm gonna kill myself lmao i can't fuckign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[wizardnuke]

TONY ARE U READING INFINITE COFFEE AND PROTECTION DETAIL I'M NOT EVEN A STEVEBUCKY ANYMORE BUT IT'S ONE OF THE FEW RECS I KEPT ONCE I STOPPED SHIPPING IT BC I STILL LOVE IT WHAT DO U THINK SO FAR

IM LOSING MY FUCKIGN MIND!!!!!!!! I'M AAAAAHHH I!!!??? I love,,,, I love them so much I'm. I finished the first in the series at like 4:30am this morning and went to bed but I probably would've finished it at 3:30 if I hadn't gotten out of bed a thousand times to pace bc I was like ohhhh my god oh my god oh my god I love it so much and it's SO fucking funny oh my lord jesus bucky is such a goddamn loser I love him so much,,,, and the old people brigade fucking SENT me oh my god. ollie didn't even fucking blink when bucky told him he was on a protection detail for captain america he was just like "well okay. get your groceries I'll stall him until then" like. king. and steve's reaction to the tape of bucky taking out the hydra group in queens goddamn near made me cry oh my god he was crying and I was gonna start crying and bucky's constant arguing with the mission was so good and literally everything about bucky hiding in the hedge to watch sam's house fucking sent me. "there's a v in the branches that can hold a coffee cup" is that?? your biggest concern at the moment?? everything about bucky's coffee obsession was hilarious and when bucky began to actually realize that steve cares about him,,,, and just the. the writing itself is brilliant. and the way bucky's speech is stilted and he's so clearly been programmed to carry out missions and idk the way that his hatred for hydra was conveyed,,,, but even though he hates them he didn't kill anyone in queens and he gave the woman a tourniquet and god steve's reaction to that I'm emo and yeah 10 out of fucking 10. I'm on like chapter 9 of the next fic in the series

#I've been meaning to read it for literal years now I finally got to it #I can even handle tony's characterization in it even tho he's written as way more of an asshole that I'm normally comfy with bc like... tony #lets his emotions get in the way. he's having trouble differentiating bucky vs the soldier bc they have the same face and the soldier kille #his parents and then there was the scene where he told steve that he'd been wrong and I really really liked his reasoning for hating bucky #bc like he said he was wrong but tbh it's logical for him to think that way abt his torture and refusal vs bucky's torture and compliance #but he realized his mistake and he's still having trouble but he's trying and anyway yeah I liked that a lot #and then!! in the next fic in the series when he gets protective over pepper (which. aww) and he's still very standoffish around bucky but #yknow pepper does what she wants and then when bucky brings her home safe I haven't gotten to the next part yet but. tony seemed to #be less angry with him which is good. bucky saved pepper's life ik he isn't going to just push that aside. he's Trying #anyways. iconique #also 'brah give me my phone back' was HAJSBDKSNDKDNFM #bucky's arguing w the mission.... contact/deny contact/deny please sir... #ask #anon

[boykisserbuckley]

is Arthur the green knight???? I'm gonna lose my fuckign mind

#this show is so good #its so good #wizards spoilers

[nikosasakis]

You're so fucking close to the end I'm gonna lose my fuckign mind

Zvdidbdor HE LOST A TOOTH BUT THEY WON

#beth reads check please #Im yELLING

[transcephalopod]

gonna be making a game soon n honestly I'm kinda worried ppl r gonna headcanon my main character as ace cause she's six n also going through trauma n due to both she is not interested in relationships lmao

SIX? if people headcanon her as ace I'll lose my fuckign mind

#ceph answers