#i'm imagining this takes place in one of those tim joins the batfamily early AUs

[headcanonthings]

Dick, to a crying Tim: Aww, what's wrong sweetheart?

Tim: Karen said I'm an ugly troll.

Dick: Now that ain't true. You're as cute as a bugs ear.

Tim: Brothers have to say stuff like that.

Dick: Hey, Jason! Am I as cute as a bugs ear?

Jason: No you're as ugly as a mule's butt!

Dick, to Tim: There, see?

#i'm imagining this takes place in one of those tim joins the batfamily early AUs #so like this a little baby tim crying #not a teenage or older version #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect Batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #dcu #batman #batfamily #batbros #dick grayson #nightwing #Jason Todd #red hood #robin jason todd #Tim Drake #baby tim drake #Robin Tim Drake #red robin dc