#iba tetsuzaemon

[drgarrisonandpaul]

NSFW, MINORS DNI

Do the Bleach captains and lieutenants know where the clit is? Genryusai: Yes

Sasakibe: Sometimes

Soi Fon: YOU BET YOUR ASS

Gin: Yeah, but he won't use it because he likes to hear you whine

Unohana: Yes

Aizen: You'd think he would, but he doesn't. Or does he?

Byakuya: Yes

Sajin: Sometimes

Marechiyo: He doesn't even know what that word means, let alone where it is

Izuru: Yes

Isane: Sometimes

Momo: Also doesn't know what that word means, she calls it something else like 'button' or something

Renji: WELL DUH, OF COURSE HE DOES *proceeds to point to your elbow*

Iba: Sometimes, depends on how inebriated he is

Shunsui: He literally has a painting of one in his office

Kaname: Yes

Kenpachi: The what-now? *Has to lift his eyepatch to hear you better, if that makes any sense*

Mayuri: Knows where it is, never uses it. Actively avoids it just to fuck with you

Ukitake: Yes

Ise Nanao: Yes

Hisagi: No. He legitimately doesn't know where, but he knows what it is

Rangiku: HELL YEAH

#bleach #bleach headcanons #headcanons #yamamoto genryusai #chojiro sasakibe #soi fon #gin ichimaru #retsu unohana #sosuke aizen #mayuri kurotsuchi #kenpachi zaraki #ise nanao #rangiku matsumoto #jushiro ukitake #shunsui kyoraku #byakuya kuchiki #sajin komamura #marechiyo omaeda #renji abarai #izuru kira #isane kotetsu #momo hinamori #iba tetsuzaemon #kaname tosen #hisagi shuhei

[shinixgami]

𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇: 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝-𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐖𝐚𝐫

𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 '𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫' 𝐛𝐲 𝐓𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐢 + 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐢 𝟏𝟑

#i had to do it 🌷 #bleach #bleachedit #yamamoto genryusai #chojiro sasakibe #soi fon #omaeda marechiyo #rojuro otoribashi #kira izuru #shinji hirako #momo hinamori #kuchiki byakuya #abarai renji #sajin komamura #iba tetsuzaemon #shunsui kyoraku #nanao ise #kensei muguruma #hisagi shuhei #hitsugaya toshiro #rangiku matsumoto #zaraki kenpachi #yachiru kusajishi #mayuri kurotsuchi #nemu kurotsuchi #ukitake jushiro #kuchiki rukia #bleach tybw #shinixgami

[thefarminggoblin]

Bleach Lieutenants and how they would kiss you

Hiiii~

I know this isn’t the cuddling gif headcanons people were requesting (it’s on my to do!) but here, have a crumb.

Honestly I’ve been so inactive because my phone got hella smashed back in January and I lost all my notes, so I got burnt out and had to start everything from scratch. Also, mental health has been unkind…

Anyway, without further ado, here’s some kisses with our beloved lieutenants! Yachiru’s is purely platonic affection because that little girl is a child.

🫖 Sasakibe’s kisses are romantic. They’re the type you see in movies, the long, slow yet impassioned kisses. He’d start with kissing your hand like the gentleman he is, and end with kissing your cheeks, your forehead, your eyes. His kisses always taste of tea, and you’re reminded of his lips with every cup you consume. Always tells you how much he loves you, waxes poetic, and his hands stay in respectful places like your face, hips and waist. Well, unless you ask otherwise…

🍻 Izuru’s kisses are lingering. Izuru is a private man, and he honestly doesn’t show affection very often, especially not in public, preferring to show you he cares in other ways: a subtle brush of hands, a loving look, a gentle and reassuring smile. But when he does kiss you, he makes sure the moment is private and you can’t be interrupted. They start slow, but quickly escalate until he’s got you pressed against him fully, his hands splayed across your lower back, his tongue delving into your mouth. He’s the type to switch angles regularly. When he eventually pulls away, he’ll rest his forehead on yours. They often almost always lead to something else.

🦋 Isane’s kisses are timid. Our tall, shy girl is already quite insecure, so leaning down a little to kiss you can make her a little unsteady. Mostly because she trembles every single time. You’ll almost always have to initiate. Please please please be patient with her! When she eventually gets more confident with you, and her kisses become deeper and more passionate, she’s almost always the first to pull away, putting her hands over her blushing face and apologising profusely. If you pull her hands away and pepper kisses over her face, it’ll calm her enough to try again.

🍑 Momo’s kisses are sweet. She will spontaneously plant a peck on your cheek when she sees you, and will always blush, but give you a smile. Sometimes her kisses are frenzied but still manage to maintain the innocent feelings of joy at being close to you rather than a lust driven haze (although that happens occasionally too). She’ll mutter things like “I love you so much!” between kisses. Her kisses are normally quick and frequent, and she’ll nuzzle her nose against yours upon parting. Kiss the tip of her nose of forehead and she will just melt.

📖 Nanao’s kisses are delicate. They’re soft, like a butterfly’s wings, a gentle brushing of her lips on yours before she presses a long kiss on your lips. She then slants her lips over yours, deepening it, taking her time. Nanao is another person who’s definitely not fond of PDA, but will accept a small peck on the cheek or kiss on the back of her hand. She’s an absolute sucker for romance, so if you kiss her hand or wrist be prepared for her to kiss yours back. She’ll rarely initiate, so you’ll have to take the lead a lot of the time, but she’ll wrap her arms around your neck and possibly do the leg lift thing, just like in the romance novels.

🐉 Renji’s kisses are messy. Teeth and tongue work in tandem with his lips and each time he kisses you, it’s like he thinks it’s the last time. He is also a very affectionate drunk, and can be a little clumsy when he first leans in. But even when he’s sober, he’s clumsy. This man talks a big game a lot of the time, but when push comes to shove he’s a little shy, and sometimes his affection for you hits him so hard that he’s chomping at the bit to shower you with love. But pushes through the nerves, determined to connect with you. He’ll crash his lips to yours, uncaring of how the saliva is getting everywhere. He buries his hands in your hair, grips your waist, occasionally whispering about how perfect he thinks you are. He’s just passionate and so so in love.

🍜 Iba’s kisses are enthusiastic. This man sees affection as serious business, and always puts his best efforts into kissing you. He just wants to impress you, while showing you just how much he loves you. He’s like a man with a mission, and the intense look he gives you right before diving in and capturing your lips with his will never fail to give you butterflies. He’ll often grin brightly at you afterwards, and will ruffle your hair if you blush, maybe tease you a little. As if he didn’t nearly keel over the first time you kissed him!

⛓️ Shuhei’s kisses are unpredictable. Sometimes he gives a quick peck, other times in the mood to draw it out, or kiss you so deeply it leaves you completely breathless and wanting more, but even with the context of the situation you can never tell which he will pick. For example, if you’re running late, he may draw you in as you fix your hair and straight up make out with you. The next day, if you’re running late again, he may just give you a peck on the cheek or lips. Either way, Shuhei is the type of lover who will always kiss you as a goodbye in the mornings, and as a hello in the evenings as an important ritual between the two of you, but the variety will always leave your head spinning.

🧣Rangiku’s kisses are flirtatious. If it’s one thing she likes, it’s the thrill of the chase, playing cat and mouse. She has a habit of initiating all the time, catching you off guard and kissing you either passionately or very lightly. She will pull away, giving you a wink and a flirty smile and occasionally a teasing remark, before walking away or using shunpo, expecting you to chase after her. If you do, she’ll either reward you, or laugh her silvery laugh and disappear again. If you initiate the same behaviour it puts her on the back foot, but just be prepared: she’ll get you back!

🍡 Yachiru will give the occasional cheek kiss to you if you’re a big brother/sister figure. This kid will climb up you, nuzzle your cheek and plant a cute little kiss there. But beware, she’s likely after the sweets in your pockets!

🧬 Nemu’s kisses are restrained. All her life she’s been under strict control and orders, leaving little autonomy in decision making and her own body... Nevertheless, she’s a girl who does like to show affection to her lover, but lacks the experience. Please sit and show her some romantic movies, and be patient with her. Once she learns to let her inhibitions go? You bet you’re but they’re the best kisses you’ve ever had! Under all that stoicism is a person, and her fierce loyalty to you translates to physical, fiery affection. She’s touch starved, so expect her to be very receptive once she’s comfortable.

Next in the kisses series: seated officers!

Hanataro, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Sentaro and Kiyone

#Apologies to the Omaeda simps I just can’t… #fr tho do y’all exist? #before you ask ‘where’s Rukia’ she’s gonna be with Ichigo and co #anyway #hope this tides y’all over while I get to work on the gif set of these fine folks and cuddling! #chojiro sasakibe #izuru kira #isane kotetsu #momo hinamori #nanao ise #renji abarai #iba tetsuzaemon #shuhei hisagi #rangiku matsumoto #yachiru kenpachi #nemu kurotsuchi #bleach #bleach headcanons #bleach lieutenants

[bleachbleachbleach]

IBA CLAN AIN'T NUTTIN TA FUCK WIT

[Bleach 080]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, but when I think about how the Gotei functions at least 50% of the time I am thinking of it functioning like the Girl Scouts does. This scene feels very validating in that regard. Boy Scouts will show up for anything, including internal meetings, in full uniform. In Girl Scouts, when are you supposed to be wearing your uniform? Unclear, no one knows, maybe just during important ceremonies and when selling cookies. The same rules appear to apply for the VC badges here!

It doesn't surprise me that Renji hasn't had occasion to wear his badge, since he's been VC since like yesterday. But how long has Iba been VC? It's likely pure ceremony that they're required to wear it now. It establishes a sense of gravity within the situation, even though their mandatory meeting doesn't even have an agenda. They're just supposed to hurry up and wait. It's not as though anyone thinks the ryoka are going to see the badge and be like, "Oh, word? You're a vice-captain in the Gotei? Well, I'll see myself out, then. My bad!"

I'm not sure, really, what to make of this, but Iba's line--the first thing we ever hear a VC other than Renji say!--is:

こんとに強制されてハメる (hameru) んだワシ (washi) も初めてなんじゃけえの

ハメる (hameru): The verb 嵌める (hameru) is to slip something on/envelop something, like a ring; or gloves; or, in this case, the VC badge. But Iba chooses to use the katakana instead of the kanji here. When written in katakana, the innuendo can also be... to fuck? I don't know if that innuendo is his intention, or if he just wants to come across as very casual, but maybe Iba really hates the VC badge lol. I wouldn't blame him. In modern sports they have a similar thing for captains' bands, but they're elastic, and those are annoying. This big unwieldy piece is probably so much worse!

ワシ (washi): This is a masculine "I" pronoun with an old-school vibe that could be used when talking to subordinates or younger men (it's also a Hiroshima thing; see below), which suggests that although Renji and Iba are the same rank within the Gotei, Iba is older (and that this matters in some fashion). Hinamori reinforces this by calling him Iba-san, while Renji is Abarai-kun.

じゃけえ: This ending is another sign that Iba's speaking Hiroshima Japanese for some reason. That + his sunglasses + general tough guy aes = gangsta vibes.

With that set of justifications, I, personally, would translate Iba's line:

also this is why I don't get paid to translate things

👐

#iba tetsuzaemon #shinigamiology #bleach headcanons #bleach language #bleach manga #bleach reread 2021 #bleach カラー #no brain just bleach

[incorrctbleach]

Iba: Isane has a good heart. Komamura: Yes, I've noticed you staring at her good heart.

#s: game of thrones #iba tetsuzaemon #sajin komamura #bleach #ibasane #tetsuzaemon iba #komamura sajin #squad 7

[rukiadriedhisrain]

original

#bleach #iba tetsuzaemon #sajin komamura #my post

[antrusimbol]

Old 7th Division 🐕🗡🕶

#bleach tybw #bleach #bleach art #bleach painting #sajin komamura #iba tetsuzaemon #tetsuzaemon iba #shinigami #zanpaktou #zanpakuto #zanpakutō

[kazashiniwielder]

#bleach #shuhei hisagi #hisagi shuhei #izuru kira #yumichika ayasegawa #iba tetsuzaemon #ikkaku madarame

[raamitsu]

THE WAY HE’S BEING CARRIED 😭😭😭

#so cute and for what #bleach #bleach anime #tetsuzaemon iba #iba tetsuzaemon #sajin komamura #komamura sajin #anime

[laughing-moonlight]

I combined both of my hyperfixations into one. Again.

#phoenix wright #shuuhei hisagi #miles edgeworth #izuru kira #larry butz #renji abarai #maya fey #momo hinamori #gregory edgeworth #rojuro otoribashi #rose otoribashi #franziska von karma #gin ichimaru #mia fey #nanao ise #diego armando #prosecutor godot #iba tetsuzaemon #pearl fey #yachiru kusajishi #manfred von karma #sosuke aizen #ema skye #rukia kuchiki #athena cykes #yuyu yayahara #ace attorney #bleach tybw #tybw #shuuzuru

[every-yumichika]

#bleach #mangacap #iba tetsuzaemon #yumichika ayasegawa #volume 21 #chapter 180. SOMETHING IN THE AFTERMATH #pg. 39 #LIKE he hides out at eleventh company while komura is off being upset

[shinixgami]

ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ

#bleach #bleach tybw #komamura sajin #iba tetsuzaemon #shinixgami

[scratching92]

Suddenly feeling a weird desire to write a one-shot about Tetsuzaemon.

#Bleach #Iba Tetsuzaemon #Fanfiction #Genuinely no idea why these ideas popped into my head but now they won't leave #I guess I'll be opening a google doc tomorrow or something

[lockandk3yfiction]

The in-progress line up would be content focused on Kenpachi Zaraki, Ikkaku Madarame, Yumichika Ayasegawa, Yachiru, Renji Abarai (squad 11th days), Iba Tetsuzaemon (squad 11th days) and past canonical/ novel Kenpachi's.

The zine will contain TYBW spoilers.

If enough people are interested, I may create an account and interest check specifically for this zine.

There is no guarantee the zine will be produced. My first choice would be to create this as a digital zine.

#bleach #kenpachi zaraki #yachiru kusajishi #ikkaku madarame #yumichika ayasegawa #bleach zine #zine #fanzine #renji abarai #retsu unohana #iba Tetsuzaemon

[swan2swan]

Iba standing there waiting with his BIG KNIFE.

Love this dude.

#HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIS MAMA PROUD #swan watches bleach #bleach spoilers #bleach tybw #iba tetsuzaemon

[loudestcloud]

Happy birthday, Tetsuzaemon Iba!

#bleach #bleach birthday #Tetsuzaemon Iba #bleach iba #bleach tatsuzaemon #iba Tetsuzaemon