drgarrisonandpaul

[drgarrisonandpaul]

Weird ass crush of the week, I guess

Number 1: This motherfucker

#King katuunko #star wars #clone wars #what the hell is wrong with me #cringe #I need to stop #someone stop me #should I make this a series?

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*In the tune of Billy O' Tea*

"There once was a time your Mom was gay, ha ha ha ha ha ha, fuck you"

#shitposting #shower thoughts #shower music #dumbassery #cringe #dumbass

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Once upon a time, I had a weird crush on a bunch of the old men in Skyrim and never knew why, the end

#skyrim #elder scrolls #totally not weird #cringe #festus krex #nurelion #nepos the nose #is delvin mallory old? #master neloth #sondas drenim #urag gro-shub #elenwen #YES ELENWEN #dont judge #miraak #uhhh #calcelmo #but only before i found out calcelmo was taken #im cringe but #i wont get in the way of love #thats not the way of mara #thats not how father erandur taught me

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Skyrim OCs, if you're interested

Might post art of them, dunno

So, in my mind, anything that's a mix between a mer and a human counts as a Breton. It makes loose sense to me, idk

Lamutash The March - The Listener - Nord/Orsimer blood (so a HUGE muscly woman) - Fights with dagger/sword combo - Sneaky in Heavy Armour (somehow) - Business oriented - Exes with Betrid Silver-Blood - Married to Aela The Huntress - Raised as a thief in Markarth and grew morals and honor along the way - Brings thought

Siesse T'irtha - The Prophet of Zenithar - Redguard/Bosmer blood (durable as hell) - Fights two-handed (despite her small, thin stature) - Makes Light Armour look trendy - People oriented - Married and first-loved with Camilla Valerius - Adopted and raised by a Redguard family in Anvil City, is now basically a priestess - Brings relief

Jee Aurlon - The Dragonborn - Altmer/Imperial blood (Magic-ahhh) - Fights alteration/one-handed combo - Makes shabby robes into weapons - Loyalty oriented - Exes with Elenwen - Married to Nurelion - Intended to be a Thalmor but carved her own path - Brings truth

I wanted them to play off each other and be ABLE to work together but like- always be doing their own thing. Always in different cities until they're not.

#skyrim #skyrim oc #drabble #rant #might post art later #dunno #elder scrolls #maybe I can do a QNA with them

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I have a terrible, terrible thing to admit... it won't be easy, but... I will post a saxophone apology once it's out: Marechiyo is my favorite lieutenant

#marechiyo omaeda #bleach #im sorry #it had to be said

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NSFW, MINORS DNI

Do the Bleach captains and lieutenants know where the clit is? Genryusai: Yes

Sasakibe: Sometimes

Soi Fon: YOU BET YOUR ASS

Gin: Yeah, but he won't use it because he likes to hear you whine

Unohana: Yes

Aizen: You'd think he would, but he doesn't. Or does he?

Byakuya: Yes

Sajin: Sometimes

Marechiyo: He doesn't even know what that word means, let alone where it is

Izuru: Yes

Isane: Sometimes

Momo: Also doesn't know what that word means, she calls it something else like 'button' or something

Renji: WELL DUH, OF COURSE HE DOES *proceeds to point to your elbow*

Iba: Sometimes, depends on how inebriated he is

Shunsui: He literally has a painting of one in his office

Kaname: Yes

Kenpachi: The what-now? *Has to lift his eyepatch to hear you better, if that makes any sense*

Mayuri: Knows where it is, never uses it. Actively avoids it just to fuck with you

Ukitake: Yes

Ise Nanao: Yes

Hisagi: No. He legitimately doesn't know where, but he knows what it is

Rangiku: HELL YEAH

#bleach #bleach headcanons #headcanons #yamamoto genryusai #chojiro sasakibe #soi fon #gin ichimaru #retsu unohana #sosuke aizen #mayuri kurotsuchi #kenpachi zaraki #ise nanao #rangiku matsumoto #jushiro ukitake #shunsui kyoraku #byakuya kuchiki #sajin komamura #marechiyo omaeda #renji abarai #izuru kira #isane kotetsu #momo hinamori #iba tetsuzaemon #kaname tosen #hisagi shuhei

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Not any kind of fandom thing like usual, but I was drawing some birds and at some point my brain got confused and decided a Pine Marten was a bird and I was very shocked when I looked it up for some references and found a goddamn weasel XD

#dumb brain #lol #seriously though #it SOUNDS like a bird name

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FOR THE HOOOOORDE!!!

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

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One of my friends said to put Buu in a 'Virgin Killer Sweater'

And then I added Daisy Dukes...

And Kitten Heels...

And my other friend decided that Bulma dressed him this way

#dragon ball z #dragon ball #dragon ball z kai #dragon ball super #majin buu #bulma #cursed photos #cursed art #cursed #art #my art

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Imagine the hellish entertainment of Majin Buu being stuck with the childish voice, the chonky, cartoonish body proportions, but with super intelligence

"Buu not a child... you a child to Buu."

"Buu not like being stuck in mortal shell..."

"You not think Buu smart? Buu eat you!"

#dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball z kai #dragon ball super #majin buu

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*Inserts a video animation in your head of the Verbalase 50K animation meme but with Eddie Gluskin and Waylon Park*

#eddie gluskin #waylon park #outlast whistleblower #outlast #meme #verbalase #50k #animation meme #verbalase beatbox

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*In the high-pitched voice of Majin Buu* "IN-FER-NO, BUU THE ONLY REASON WHY HELL SO HOT!!!"

#incorrect quotes #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball z kai #dragon ball super #dbs #dbz #dbz kai #majin buu

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Learn

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Regular flirting: ... ... ...

Aggressive threat-flirting: *blushing, squealing, kicking my legs, walking away from my laptop then rounding the corner to come crawling back*

#character ai #cringe #enemies to lovers #writing #reading #fanfic #fanfiction

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Have a 3sty January!

[drgarrisonandpaul]

Herpeteato or Reptuccino?

My Mom says that Herpeteato sounds like 'herpes', but I still like it better than Reptuccino, it feels more original and like- y'know. A reptile-themed cafe.

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Art Help

I need some advice, if ya'll don't mind:

For the map for my personal W.I.P. project that I'll probably never talk about or release. Should I detail every biome like this?

Or should I keep it labeled like this?