#idek if i should tag them but welp

[lunaetis]

@muraenide​​ asked :

❝Since you have already bitten me, would you perhaps be interested in tying me up too?❞ A soft chuckle rings from his throat. It amuses him with what humans can do out of simply wanting to and not because they need it. But Jade finds that he doesn't dislike it - in fact, it keeps the blood pumping through his veins and his heart skipping beats like when she'd bitten him. ❝If need be, I've taken my climbing ropes with me to ease your practice.❞ [ Misaya! ]

unprompted. || always accepting

─「美沙夜」─  their first date certainly was more interesting than either of them had expected. in a way, for someone she had matched while swiping the dating app without much of a care, he had proven to be more INTRIGUING than she could’ve imagined. the cherubim usually kept her own tendency to dominate quite subtle especially with those she had just met. wouldn’t want to scare off potential connections, after all. however, he had turned out to be all too perfect for her to hold back.

                not when he proposed something like that after what happened during their first date.

                “ you’re asking if i would be interested, but you’ve come prepared with the needed equipment. ” stated the obvious, she flashed a playful grin his way, a kind of teasing notion like a WOLF to the one she had her eyes on. leaning closer, those crimson optics gleamed in delight, a kind of look that she didn’t bother hiding. he was good at reading her emotions, after all. there was no use to keep it a secret from him. “ perhaps, you’re hoping i’d say yes ? ”

                he wasn’t the only one who could read the other.

                slender digits traced over his shirt, pushing his top button undone and revealed the collar she had placed on him ever since their FIRST DATE. a smile of approval then grazed her lips.

                “ let me borrow this — ” her voice dipped into an almost sultry tone, before her digits reached to the back of his neck, and unfastened the SILK BOWTIE he was wearing, gently undoing it and turning it into a long silk ribbon. her lips were at his ear when both her hands grabbed a hold of his hands and guided them behind his back. “ robes are going to dig into your skin, it could be painful. ” let’s not ask how she knew that.

                “ since it’s only our second date, why don’t we start with this ? ” she was practically purring into his ear, skillful hands already worked to wrap the silk ribbon around his wrists, binding them together. the soft material of the silk simply slid around his skin and bound in a knot. it wasn’t too tight to hurt, but FIRM enough so he couldn’t shake them free.

                after the deed was done, she simply leaned back just so their eyes could meet. her free hand toyed with the collar absentmindedly, giving it a gentle tug where their lips were merely a breath away from one another, but not touching. he would certainly feel the warmth of her breath against his skin as a WHISPER was heard in between the close proximity.

                “ don’t you think we should have our first kiss before we do anything else ? i’ve already marked you, after all. so ... we could backtrack, if you’d like. ” her smile deepened. “ how about it, jade ? ”

#muraenide #.answered #.[ reiroukan.misaya ] #.jade.misaya tag #[ i'M YELLING & CRYING HALP #THIS IS THEIR SECOND DATE WHAT IS GOING ON IDEK ANYMORE #yes i'll need a tag for them later for now take the placeholder tag #we're in too deep with them i cannot even #also there's something very sultry about silk ... i mean it's smooth & all .. feeling nice to the touch #very tasteful choice of misaya if i'd say so myself HJLKHJKL #i SHOULD BE SCARED OF THEIR THIRD DATE BUT WELP THAT'S FOR FUTURE ME TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT ] #.suggestive tw

[daisugababy]

I'm not looking forward to the upcoming Amelink drama. Probably because if I have to pick a side, I'm on Amelia's. I don't want them to make Amelia this bad guy for saying no to Links proposal when she had every right to say no. Please don't let Link become DeLuca when he was heartbroken and slept on Meredith's couch in season 14. They're probably going to have Jo confront Amelia as she is Link's best friend and I don't want to see that.

i got this a million years ago, but today seems fitting as i finally watched the season premiere and it was a complete shitfest of link still pushing her again and again to marry him. like wtf was that shit?

#icb he really thought that he changed her mind after his lil speech #his disappointment was huge and i can only shake my head wow #what an ego to think that he could change her mind just like that wow #amelink #idek if i should tag them but welp #grey's anatomy #ask #anon

[turtle-steverogers]

you’re fuckin (coco)nuts

idek, @suddenly-im-respecsable told me i should become a coconut engineer and then we astral projected for this and somehow it turned into “WRITE A CRACK FIC FOR THIS” and then i did

warnings: dumbassery

ship: platonic sprace, ralbert

editing: nooooo its about FUCKING COCONUTS

word count: 1250 ish

-

“God this is just what I needed,” Race smiled serenely as he settled onto his towel, handing Spot one of the pina coladas he’d gotten from the small stand by their resort.  

A long year spent working extra hours and saving up money had lead the two boys to Oahu, Hawaii for their Spring Break.  Admittedly, it’d still put a significant dent in their wallets, which wasn’t entirely ideal considering they were graduating college in a few months and probably couldn’t afford to go bankrupt.  But, things had been stressful recently and this was self care.  

“Me fucking too, man,” Spot agreed, sitting up and pushing his sunglasses up his nose as he accepted the drink from Race, “and this weather is fucking sexy.”

Race choked on his pina colada, spluttering for a moment before looking at Spot, “Did you just call the fucking weather sexy?”

Spot shrugged, “You got another word for it?  It’s sunny and warm with that perfect cool breeze.  Sexy.”

Race stared at him for a moment before facing the ocean again, shaking his head, “You’re a fucking idiot.”

Spot laughed, shifting around on his own towel to look at the ocean.  It truly was beautiful.  The ocean was almost impossibly turquoise and the clear water shimmered softly in the sunlight.  Palm trees surrounded them on all sides, giving the area a pleasantly enclosed feeling.  Like they’d found their own little universe, completely separate from everything else.

Race hummed as he became acutely aware of the sun beating down onto his shoulders and he reached around to fish a bottle of sunscreen out of his bag.  He squirted a fair amount onto his hands and began lathering it onto his skin.

“Lil’ bitch,” Spot coughed, clearing his throat.

Race froze in his actions and shot an incredulous glare at Spot, “You think you’re tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?”

Spot pursed his lips, looking like he wanted to make a comeback, but falling short of an intelligent sounding one.

Race sat up straighter and continued to rub the sunscreen into his shoulders, “That’s what I thought.”

The lapsed into silence, drinking in the view and allowing their stresses to slowly drain from their minds.  At one point, Spot pulled out a book and Race found himself dozing.  They stayed like that for what could have been hours until Spot shut his book pointedly, using it to prod Race awake.

Race opened his eyes slowly, raising his eyebrows, “Can I help you?”

Spot stood up, shaking out his towel and successfully spraying Race with sand, “I’m bored, let’s explore.”

Race huffed indignantly, wiping the sand out of his eyes before standing as well.  He rolled up his own towel and shoved it into his beach bag.  He hastily slipped on his sandals before shouldering his bag and jogging to catch up with Spot, who’d already set out towards the main street of the resort.

They made it all the way to the path that led them away from the beach when a war cry sounded above them.  Alarmed, they froze, heads jerking upwards in search of the source of the cry.  Before Race had a chance to see anything, a large object fell out of the palm tree directly above them, nailing Spot in the head.

Spot let out a grunt, careening forwards onto his knees as his hands flew to his head.

“Spottie!” Race exclaimed, rushing forward to kneel next to him, hands hovering over his shoulders.

“Son of a bitch,” Spot bit out, voice gravelly.  He lifted his head slowly, unfocused eyes fixating on the ground in front of him.  

“What the fuck,” Race muttered, picking up the object that had hit Spot.  It was a fucking coconut.

He looked up again, startling as he made eye contact with a guy.  He had red hair and was wearing a grass skirt over a pair of floral swim shorts.  He wasn’t wearing a shirt, but a large lei was secured around his neck, swaying slightly in the breeze.  If Race squinted, he could see a small twig crown resting on his head.  As weird as he appeared, there was an unconventional attractiveness to him.

“What the fuck,” Race repeated.  He raised his voice slightly, “Hey! Who the fuck are you and why did you throw a coconut at my friend?”

The guy smiled and flipped down from the tree, landing gracefully in front of Race, “The name’s Albert, I’m the coconut engineer here.”

Race blinked, completely bewildered, gaze landing on the pair of weed vans that Albert was wearing, “You’re...you...what!?”

Albert hopped down into a sit, crossing his legs under him and propping his chin on his hand, “Coconut engineer.”

“Yeah but what the fuck is that and why did it include concussing me,” Spot snapped, still sounding pained.

“I make sure coconuts don’t fall out of trees and injure tourists,” Albert said matter-of-factly, “But you had a bad aura, so I threw a coconut at you.”

“I had a- wait what?” Spot looked vaguely like he wanted to strangle Albert and Race wasn’t convinced that he wouldn’t if he were feeling up to it.

“Bad aura,” Albert said, picking up the coconut that he’d thrown at Spot and breaking it open with his bare hands.  He took a long sip of the water inside before continuing, “Looked kinda bruting and I saw you shake sand on Hottie McHottiekins from the spot in my tree.  You deserved it.”

Race choked, “What’d you just call me?”

Albert looked at him innocently, “Hottie McHottiekins.”

Race blushed and Spot groaned, “Oh, no no no, please tell me you’re not considering going out with Mr. Coconuts over here.”

Race ignored him and held out a hand, “The name’s Antonio, but Race is what I go by.”

Albert shook his hand, his grip firm and confident, “Nice to meetcha, Race.  Wanna go get sushi or something later?”

“Sure thing,” Race said, taking out his phone and handing it to Albert, who put his phone number in the contacts, “text me.”

XXX

Spot blinked open his eyes, the bright morning sunlight bleeding in through the blinds.  His head still ached from the coconut fiasco of the previous day, but after icing it for a bit and taking some ibuprofen, it was feeling significantly better.

He rolled over and dragged himself out of bed, stumbling down the hallway a few paces to Race’s room.  He knocked once before opening the door.

“Morning, I was thinking we could-” He cut himself off, eyes narrowing when he realized that Race wasn’t in his room.  In fact, Race’s bed didn’t look slept in at all.

He pulled out his phone, hurriedly pulling up Race’s contact.  Had Race even made it home from his date with Albert last night?

He was about to phone Race when the door to their small beach house opened.  Spot whirled around to find Race staring at him, wide eyed with a hand still on the doorknob.  He wasn’t wearing a shirt and a few small hickeys littered his chest.  His hair was sticking up on top and we was wearing a pair of pajama pants that Spot was certain he didn’t own.

Neither of them spoke for a moment, the air thick with anticipation.  Then Spot lowered his phone from his ear, which he belatedly realized he was still holding up.

“Oh my god,” he breathed, “You fucked the crazy coconut guy.”

Race’s face turned bright red.

-

lmao welp i told myself i’d finish some greaser au shit and chap 10 of fugitives but this happened instead LOL at least im finally on break and can grind some shit out,,, maybe titanium too o.O

thanks for reading, chiefs

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[parttimewriter-fulltimefangirl]

Jotober Day 25: Prickly

My sister is one of the best people I know. She’s kind, hardworking, and has this confidence I wish I had growing up. She’s great and is always very sweet to everyone she meets.

Except for Manuel. 

It’s not that whole “I will hate anyone who dates my baby brother” thing. It’s more that Manuel accidentally started a fire at our mom’s bakery the first day she met him, and ever since, she’s thought that Manuel wasn’t good enough for me. It’s like no matter how hard he tries to impress her, she always has this prickly attitude around him. But she doesn’t have to worry about that anymore. Manuel and I broke up. 

I debate over whether I should call her or not. I really want to talk to someone about this, but Manuel and I have the same friends. It would be too weird. I have other friends that I’ve made here, but I don’t feel close enough to them to talk to them about this. In the end, I call her, and she picks up after the third ring. 

“Hello,” she answers in a sleepy voice. She lets out a yawn, and I’m already regretting this. 

“Hey, Nat,” I say. It’s only seven, but who knows how early she goes to bed. “Did I wake you up?”

“Nah. It’s just been a long week, and I was about to take a nap.”

Shit. “Okay, um, have a nice nap. Bye.” It comes out all rushed, and I’m about to hang up when she says, “Wait.”

“...Yeah?” Please don’t ask. Please don’t ask. Please don’t ask.

“What’s wrong? I can hear it in your voice,” she asks, sounding a bit more alert. 

There’s a silence before I finally tell her everything. I can’t help it. It just pours out of me like a rainstorm. I tell her about the arguments we’ve been having recently, the trouble going back and forth to each other’s universities, and all the canceled dates. I don’t realize I’m crying until she tells me to take a deep breath. I do, and I have to admit, I feel much lighter. Not perfect, but lighter. 

She finally says, “I’m coming over.”

“What?” I ask. Nat lives in New York, which is coincidentally where my now ex-boyfriend is living. I’m in New Jersey, a whole hour away at least, depending on traffic. “Nat, no. You should stay home, and get some rest. I just needed to vent.”

“Nope. I’m not tired anymore. I’m coming over.” Then, she hangs up, and that’s the end of it. Welp. I guess I’ll just have to wait here, snuggled up in bed. I go on Netflix, ready to binge-watch my sadness away. 

An hour and a half later, I hear someone knock on my door. Mom’s out with her boyfriend, currently unaware of my broken heart, so it must be Nat. I always forget that she has the keys since she’s never lived here before. We didn’t move to New Jersey until after she got accepted into college. 

“Come in.”

She enters with a tub of my favorite ice cream, mint chocolate chip, and a DVD. It’s Love, Simon, one of my favorite movies of all time. “We’re going to spend tonight watching movies, eating ice cream, and forgetting He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.”

“I don’t really care about Voldemort.”

She sighs. “Nico, you know what I mean. The idiot who let you get away. Now, scoot over.”

So, that’s how we spend the night. My heart is still broken, but I have to admit, I feel a lot better with my big sister here with me. There was a time where we had drifted apart so much; I didn’t know if we’d ever be as close as we were back when we were kids. We’re a different kind of close now. We’re older, and we’ve figured out more of ourselves. It’s not the same, but I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

Tagging: @necros-writings​ @writer-grandma​ @gloriousdevourerofstories​ @yourwritingisgay​ @writings-and-ravings​ @ruins-of-gold​ @majesticduckie​ @shewhowalksbehindthewheels​ @idek-random-blog​

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#jotober2018 #inktober #original writing #my writing

[percxideprincess]

thanks for tagging me for this @aftermathghosts! looks fun + I’m bored af anyway skdkskdn so here we go

nicknames: idk i don’t really have any, my mom calls me gracie when she wants me to do shit (my irl name is grace in case you couldnt figure that out lmao)

gender: welp gender is bs anyway, but basically ♀♀

⭐ sign: scorpio (it’s actually great, we’re known for just wanting to fuck and murder everybody skdksjdjd)

height: 5'9ish

hogwarts: slytherin all the way

fave animal: this is really boring but cats. also angora rabbits, look them up you will not be disappointed

average hours of sleep: either 4 or 9. there is no in between.

# of blankets i sleep with: like 3, sometimes more (at least in the winter. I get suuuuuuuper cold)

dream trip: buy a eurail pass. travel all around Europe for like an entire summer (i really wanna go to paris, london, rome, amsterdam, prague, barcelona, lots of other places)

dream job: hhh it changes every 2 months but prolly either author (or maybe publisher/editor, smth in that area) or research psychologist

when i made this acct: uhhhh. . . idek, prolly like … end of last summer? I had an old one I used to use but I hated it so I just made a whole new acct lmao

why i made this acct: well cause my old one was trash dshshdhsb but the original was cause i kept seeing screenshots of Tumblr posts and thinking oh, hey, that looks cool i should make an acct so i did … and now im stuck in this hellsite lmao

ok! so that’s a bit more about my boring life that you prolly didn’t need to know! so … im def gonna forget lots of ppl I wanna tag for this im sorry dkdjhdhd so if you wanna do this just do it, you can say I tagged you cause i mean technically I did right ok so @crackedribcages @drums-of-the-city-rain @punk-isnt-dead-its-a-vampire @sunshine-flipside @threecheersforthedanger-days @hldmetightordont @this-whole-damn-city @vampire-withoutvangs @moist-astronaut @participlepotato @stumpsucc @imsorryforbeinglikethis @panic-romantic @sectionally-confused @hisheadachehead + anybody who wants to do this! and if i tagged you and you don’t wanna do this that’s totally fine, and if you’ve already been tagged … oops sorry

[katzuyas]

I was tagged by my darling @tetsya, bless ur sweet heart alex //smothers u in smooches

I’m a fic writer, nothing new here (not my pic but I’ve had it for ages so I’m not even sure where I got it from tbh)

a slytherin through and through, even tho recently my tests all say ravenclaw but tbh?? I’m still a proud slytherin deep in my heart bc as they say the hat always takes ur opinion into consideration ;3c (the gif does not belong to me but I couldn’t find the original post anymore orz)

welp that me hi uwu

my beloved ships: kurohina, miyusawa and victuuri ♥

I love dogs, especially my floofy baby hina ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I actually like taking pics of pretty flowers when I find some...

...and other pretty things like this little waterfall in the japanese gardens I went to when I was in chicago last year

I actually love watermelon, especially when it comes in a drink and looks as pretty as that one uwu

this was a lot of fun so I’m gonna tag @saniika, @mooksmookin, @softeviktor, @horns-of-diamond and @miyukei! do it if you feel like it, no pressure!

tagged by @story-kat & @miyukei, thanks so much lovelies ♥♥

RULES: Choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions. Then tag some friends.

I choose:

       haikyuu!! | ace of diamond | yuri on Ice

The first character you loved:

        hinata shouyou | miyuki kazuya | victor nikiforov

The character you never expected to love so much:

        matsukawa issei | sanada shunpei | christophe giacometti

The character you relate to most:

        oikawa tooru | 

The character you’d slap: (not really slap bc I don’t hate any of them THAT much but I’d surely pitch some snide comments at them bc boooy do they need to fix things)

         tsukishima kei | furuya satoru | yuri plisetsky

Three favorite characters (these are in order of preference):

           hinata, kuroo, oikawa

           eijun, miyuki, mei

           victor, yuuri, chris

A character you liked at first but not so much anymore:

          kageyama tobio | kataoka | I honestly don’t think one exists???

A character you did not like at first, but they’ve grown on you:

         terushima | kanemaru | jj

3 OTPs:

          kurohina, oihina, bokuhina

          miyusawa, sanasawa, kuraryou

          victuuri, phichris, jj/isabella bc gdi they deserve this let them be

tagging: @maniacani, @wamuura, @airisu7425, @ladyseara, and @sleep-furiously, hope you have fun guys~

tagged by @aphhun thanks so much sami~

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to know better!

a - age: 25

b - birthplace: poland tho it could’ve been us lol

c - current time: 10:47am

d - drink you last had: the republic of tea’s get gorgeous red tea

e - easiest person to talk to: definitely my daiya peeps on twitter

f - favourite song: currently camila cabello’s crying in the club

g - grossest memory: I don’t think I have any?? I usually just throw gross shit out of my mind asap

h - horror yes or horror no: no thank you

i - in love?: I wonder

j - jealous of people?: oh yea

k - killed someone?: lol no

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: with fictional charas? hell yes; real people? nah I’ll pass and if u walk by again I’ll pass a second time unless u talk sports anime to me

m - middle name: magdalena ;3c

n - number of siblings: 0

o - one wish: not be so tired all the time

p - person you called last: mom

q - question you’re always asked: hey what’s up? NOTHING IS EVER UP OKAY I AM BORING AF I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING INTERESTING TO TALK ABOUT PLS STOP ASKING

r - reason to smile: vitya nikiforov //heart eyes&smile

s - song you sang last: there’s nothing holding me back - shawn mendes

u - underwear color: gray

v - vacation: home alone with no one interrupting me, bless

x - x-rays: got my jaw done for braces

y - your favourite food: pizza!!!

z- zodiac sign: gemini

tagging: yo okay since my sister in angst has come back to the land of nerd you go get this one @fuckgrimm ;3c

tagged by @matsinko thanks you so much for the tag, I love writer memes <3

Cite the final lines of five of your fics – your favourites, or the most recent ones. Tag five writers who should do this next.

(I’m gonna go with my personal favs bc they usually end up with few notes so pls check them out if ur reading this?)

to keep you warm - victuuri

The sky around the faraway glaciers was greying and soon the sun would peek from behind them to drown the world with light. Standing at his side, Yuuri pressed their shoulders together. His warmth seeped into Victor, slow and careful, mindful of his melting, and Victor in turn pulled the winds closer around them, locking them in a cold whirl of crisp air.

Together, they watched the new day rise.

oh ye of so little faith - miyusawa

He'd never thought this was possible, he'd never believed. But Eijun... He always knew. He always knew that one day, that this day would come.

Still smiling, Kazuya allowed Eijun to lean in and press a kiss to his lips this time. And happiness never tasted sweeter.

One shot - miyusawa

Eijun pulled the trigger.

The gun recoiled, numbing his hand... and his heart.

You could have loved me when you had the chance - oihina

"Goodbye, Tooru."

He picked his bags and walked away, leaving the man he loved behind on the platform. He didn't look back, and there was no need to. Because this time Tooru didn't come after him either.

And as the wide doors slid shut behind him, the train starting to move and slowly gaining speed, he sagged against the wall, the sobs wrecking his body, and Shouyou was sure that he would never come after him again.

Dressed like a daydream - bokuhina

He scooped up Hinata into his arms, held him close, and while they were still both breathless, pressed a thousand kisses to Hinata's face.

The forehead, temple, brow. Nose and eyelids, cheeks and jaw, chin and lips. And then again. Until Hinata's warm laughter, tired but satiated, filled the air and Bokuto's heart.

Hinata was magic, madness, heaven, sin. But to Bokuto, he wasn't just that.

To him, Hinata was everything.

tagging: @aphhun, @shslshortie, @amaanogawa, @iwritevictuuri and @sagechan, have fun if u wanna do it but no pressure~

tagged by @softeviktor thanks, sweets //sends smooches

Rules: tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better

Name: kat Nickname(s) : kat lol Gender: female Star sign: gemini  Height: 5′7″ish Favourite colour: literally any pastels Favourite animal: dogs <3 Average hours of sleep: 5-6 tho I always try for 8 and fail rip Cat or dog: lmao see above DOGS FOR LIFE Favourite fictional characters: victor nikiforov, kuroo tetsurou, hinata shouyou, miyuki kazuya, sawamura eijun, christophe giacometti Number of blankets I sleep with: 2, sometimes 3 in winter Favourite singer/artist: singer would no doubt be sam tsui, the band is harder but hmmm I guess I’ll say one ok rock Dream trip: japan, anything japan Dream job: writer When was this blog created: somewhere in 2011 I believe?? Current number of followers: huh idek lemme check... almost 6.5k ;3c

skipping the tags on this one, sorry ;u;

Task: answer questions with the initial of your first name and what comes to mind 

Four letter word: kick Something you shout: kurwa (it’s polish for ‘whore’ lol) A boy’s name: kristoff  An occupation: kitchen help Something you wear: knee-highs A colour: khaki A food: kiwi A drink: kinky witch A place: kraków Movie title: kung fu panda Animal: kitten Title of a song: keep holding on - avril lavigne 

(ngl I had to google some of these holy sheet it was hard)

I’ll tag @story-kat and @matsinko and @tetsya for this bc it was super fun!

#tag game #me myself and I #this was fun ahhh #hope you guys enjoy the tags #don't feel like u gotta do them tho #god knows I was tagged for these ages ago #*sweats* #thanks anyways~

[shadowlink720]

FE: Birthright Randomised Prologue, Chapter 1 and Chapter 2

(aka ‘I can’t believe Shadow is freaking Dead’)

ok Are you ready for this? I’m sure not but let’s mcfreaking go I’m gonna go on a lot of tangents probably so please forgive me for that---

oooooooook so let’s see if this actually works (I haven’t actually tested it yet, but it loaded instead of hanging at a black screen so I’m assuming it does), let’s also see if it breaks the game or not b/c I’ve heard that Birthright can so therefore Conquest is more reliable but I never want to play Conquest ever again holy heck I don’t have a physical copy of Conquest ayyyy

But enough stalling! Let’s get right to it! Ah jeez I really want to give Corrin the really short hair I did when I branched off to Revelation but I want to keep the SYMBOLISM-

.... a lot of these pictures are gonna be squint ahah (also it’s Samurai b/c I need Astra lmao)

ok then let’s goooooo

I suppose I should be worried that the ‘No’ option doesn’t show properly but w/e (the button is blank lol)

........ Azura could you build the suspence any higher ahahahah;;;;;;

OH MY GOD IT WORKED

TAKUMI REPLACED HINOKA I’M GOING TO D I E And he’s a Diviner lmao no Fujin Yumi for u m8 I hope that the Ryoma and Takumi replacements can/will use Raijinto and Fujin Yumi lol ohhh my farore I am actually shaking aaaaahhh give me a minute ahahh--- this is so surreal is this actually happening I don’t even kno w ANYWAY

Takumi are you saying ‘How dare you!?’ to the Nohrian for trying to attack me or me for not knowing how to dodge-

also I’m going to skip enemy/ally phases so there aren’t any spoilers >:3c

ok I know it’s for stability’s sake, but Takumi with the Sky Knight class looks like he has short hair-

OH MY GOFD

woops I could have taken a better one uagiuagdfudgh RYOMA IS REPLACED WITH AZURA I’M DYI N G IT’S WORSE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM NEXT TO ME WHO CAN PROBABLY HEAR MY LAUGHING THO HECK

ah yeah since it’s Birthright then the Nohrian siblings won’t get randomised for stability :V

wait Felici a is tAKUMI FELICIA IS TAKUMI WE DON’T NEED TO PLAY IT ANY FURTHER THIS IS THE PINNACLE HOLY HYLIA

ohhh my gosh Sakura is replaced with Mozu aaaaaahhhhh that’s adorable auhfiughdfysdgf

OH YM GOD

Ryoma is Yukimura I’m This playthrough is going to end me tbh---

I don’t think I’m ever going to get over Felicia being Takumi and Azura being Ryoma tbh holy heck

also I really hope Felicia turns out to be a class that can use bows so that she could possibly have Fujin Yumi idk how it works tho ahahahhhh;;;;;;

I’m not getting over this, I can’t wait to see more of Felicia being passive aggressive/throwing the extreme SALT around

Azura, Takumi just asked if u were alright, I don’t really think humming is gonna help u with answering him-

Azura, High Princess of NoChill-shido

aaaand more vanilla sibliings (I’m sorry, I didn’t have the courage to try to get Revelation to work-)

It’s at times like this when you realise just how different Hinoka and Takumi are when it comes to acting towards u at the start asfhiudfsiudh

WELP ANYWAY that concludes the Proloooogue, time to get right into Chapter 1 aaaaaah

also this is what I was talking about with the button being blank ahahahh;;;;

time to see Felicia and Jakob’s replacements ayyyy OH MY GOD

Felicia is now an Oni Savage Hana holy heck- JAKOB IS KAZE I’M GOING TO DI E

OH MY GOD Flora asked Hana if she’d help w/ waking Corrin up and Hana’s voiceline was just ‘No’ aioasdfudfhsudfs I think I’m going to do Chapter 2 as well seeing as basically nothing will be different this chapter b/c I ain’t doing Conquest ahahah;;;

I always seem to forget how tutorial heavy fe games are, but especially in Fates :’’’’D ayyyy first level up! ..... I only got hp! :’’’’’’’’D yikes that was an awful level up audgaiufhaduf do the growth rates change for Corrin? idek ahahah (no they don’t seem to)

anyway hope ur ready to Die, Xander if not then.................. well this is Birthright ayyyy lmao

aaanyway we don’t need to see this cutscene we’ve already seen it before many tiiiimes because it’s exactly the saaaaaaaaaame but there’s Leo with his inside out collar again lmao there’s a tag on it and everything that’s cute

You know what I realised the other day though??? A unit’s clothing can get ripped in this game, idk what causes it tho, probably getting low on HP, and it’s certainly not fixed magically w/ healing it’s a funny little detail idek

lmao bye Hana we won’t see u again for a whiiiile ahahh;;;;

onto Chapter 2! :D (I love this so far ngl, oh my Farore)

So! who are the Hoshidan prisoners!? >:D oh yeah we have to see Ganon- GARON, first asjhifadufa Dragon Veins, Ganglari, magic from Valla, yadda yadda yaddaaaaa PRISONERS!

..........oh my Farore-

Kaze don’t be mean >:V I mean.... yeah tea sounds great right now but THAT DOESN’T MATTER U were in their position once, in an alternate universe :Y

........................... Holy Hylia-

...... So does this mean I can call Jakob a grill he certainly does roast ppl a lot in the original-

WHAT ARE THE ODDS

THAT RINKAH REPLACES KAZE- it was really funny tho, when Corrin said ‘Huh? Have you heard of me?’ Rinkah just said nothing, but her mouth was open and her voice line was ‘What?’ so I’m just imagining her like ‘Bitch, I am Hurt’

yeah yeah Dragon Vein tutorial and all that I GET IT- Let’s look at Kaze’s stats and skills! >:D

...... Holy shit he’s a monster

His personal skill is Collector, which is super neat because hey! free stuff! :D He also has Seal Magic which could be good with his terrible less than stellar Resistance, and Good Fortune, which restores up to 20% HP EACH TURN, well.... based on his luck stat, which is..... pretty bad lmao- maybe he has a really good Luck stat growth idk (I peeked at the output file after having played the chapter and his stat growths are HP = 15, Str = 30, Mag = 35, Skill = 50, Spd = 25, Lck = 50, Def = 20, Res = 40, so yeah, pretty decent barring HP and Def haha;;;) But LOOK AT THAT STRENGTH HE’S A BEAST AND A C RANK IN SPEARS THAT’S FANTASTIC UGH- Kaze........ my man, I can’t wait to see what you can Heart Seal into it could probably be really cool, or..... pretty bad, idk anything could happen with this randomiser

I just realised how ironic his randomised class was; he went from a light, speed based Hoshidan class to a bulky, defence based Nohrian class ahahah;;;

but enough digressing! Let’s get started! >:D

....... Goddesses damn it Kaze, why do you have such an adorable laugh u’r gonna kill me- also don’t lie, you can’t use staves :V Anyway, I shouldn’t bother letting Gunter get experience because reasons, this is Birthright-

I’m just gonna end the turn without doing anything and see what happens, because I want them to still be paired up when they attack/still be on the healtile;;;

Rest in pieces, generic samurai.

Look at how quick these guys are to throw their lives away, how cute. Another level uuuuup 1 point to Speed and Luck, wow that’s.... not all that great, but I’m not going to have a lot of luck anyway so I should just take what I can get :V

Jakob no, it’s no use You have a club and your against a sword I mean yeah you survive but not for long m8

....... I hate to break it to ya, Jakob, buuuut

ah jeez, Corrin almost leveled up again-

Dammit Corrin, we could have finished it there and then if you had just HIT HER- no matter, she should be done now

Ayyy, level up for Kaze!

And it’s pretty darn good too! :V

I still can’t believe that Kaze replaces Jakob, like, they couldn’t be any different with how they treat people- I’m not complaining tho; means I get Kaze pretty early on >:3c ayyy he got Defence +2! :D

aww that’s the end of the Chapter ;;u;;

ooooh hey! Jakob’s a Nohr Prince and Rinkah’s a Spear Fighter! (That makes what Jakob said earlier even better lmao;;; ) I can’t wait to see Jakob turn into a mcfreaking DRAGON awwww yeeeaaaah >:3ccccc

oh yeah, Garon talking about ‘kill the Hoshidans!’ all that nonsense like, bruh. nah. I want a Nohr Prince and Spear Fighter, yo. it’s funny how Jakob still stands the way he does tho, but I can’t get a picture of it agusdasusfgha

ahhh, wheesht Xander, u idiot, you know more than anyone that there’s something definitely up with Garon and all that stuff with the vanilla Nohr siblings yadda yadda

Ok you can’t really see it, but there’s Jakob standing the way he usually does lol

Why u gotta be so r00000d it’s still oddly fitting that he’s in the place of Rinkah, tho; it’s like, what Jakob would act like towards Corrin if he hadn’t been their butler, albeit a little less passive aggressive :V

JAKOB I told u to STOP-

aww man, that’s the real end of the chapter

safjuhduhfsdufhasf I wanna play moooore but I shouldn’t make this go on too long ;;;;u;;;; So u can bet that I’ll keep going later hahahah;;;;

Sorry for the low quality images btw, I might look into getting a screenshot plugin at some point, idk I also don’t know how often I should do these, so if anyone who bothered to get this far could tell me what they would think would be best that would be really great :0

#Shadow plays randomised Fates #fire emblem #fe fates #fe 14 #fe: fates #fe randomised #fire emblem fates

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@code-name-flamingo​ tagged me for 5 otps an age and a half ago, and then I mostly wrote it but abandoned it in my drafts folder? idek.

So, Sang’s Big Shipping Feels, most of which aren’t pairs and which in sum is gonna run super-long, so under the cut:

Holmes/Watson

David Balfour/Alan Breck

Papa Fitzgerald/Mama Fitzgerald/Aunt Bertha

Tin Woodman/Scarecrow/Patchwork Girl

Jack Harkness/so-many-people-so-many

Holmes/Watson: These two were real slow to grow on me -- it took a whole passel of ACD fic-writers to sell me on a particular reading of Watson and then of the relationship -- but once it took, it took hard. There are some caveats: I don’t ship them in all incarnations; whenever Mary Morstan exists, my shipping tends to run toward OT3 (more usually a vee than a triad); in incarnations where Watson seems obstinately straight (Private Life), my shipping runs heavily toward “It’s Complicated...” But, yeah. You don’t spend a year making that vid unless you ship them. Or at least I don’t.

David Balfour/Alan Breck (Kidnapped, Robert Louis Stevenson) When I was fifteen or sixteen, I spent an entire summer reading and re-reading the quarrel in the heather—

"This is a pity," [Alan] said at last. "There are things said that cannot be passed over." "I never asked you to," said I. "I am as ready as yourself." "Ready?" said he. "Ready," I repeated. "I am no blower and boaster like some that I could name. Come on!" And drawing my sword, I fell on guard as Alan himself had taught me. "David!" he cried. "Are ye daft? I cannae draw upon ye, David. It's fair murder." "That was your look-out when you insulted me," said I. "It's the truth!" cried Alan, and he stood for a moment, wringing his mouth in his hand like a man in sore perplexity. "It's the bare truth," he said, and drew his sword. But before I could touch his blade with mine, he had thrown it from him and fallen to the ground. "Na, na," he kept saying, "na, na—I cannae, I cannae."

—and swooning with the romance of it all. (Oh, I still swoon! Alan! Davy! Alan! and then Davy realizes he's torn it, it was all pride and stupidity and there's no apologizing for any of it, but he figures a little h/c might bring Alan back around, so he's all, "Welp, Alan, I guess I'm just going to have to die of exhaustion right here where I stand," and Alan is all, "Wait, what?" and Davy is all, "You heard me! DYING!" and makes like to faint, and Alan eats it up with a goddamned spoon and then they're together again FOR EVER AND EVER THE END, well, except that there's still a bunch more novel because they have to go get Davy his revenge and his inheritance and then they have to get Alan safe off to France, and okay realistically yeah they're star-crossed at best because Davy's a Campbell and Alan's a Stuart and civil war and politics and death sentences and whatnot BUT STILL. TOGETHER FOR EVER AND EVER THE END.)

...and thus I learned that if you have mortally offended your best friend, you can always try faking your death and that might help.

(*stern look at Holmes* By which I mean faking your death a little, not for three fucking years, you asshole. And no, you don’t get a pass on Dying Detective -- you should have gotten your act together before he got married.)

Mama Fitzgerald/Papa Fitzgerald/Aunt Bertha (The Great Brain): Apparently I was poly from waaaaaaaaaaay back, because it was always incredibly obvious to me that the correct number of parents is three. The narrator of these books is a child, and we never get much detail about the household beyond “Mama and Papa and Aunt-Bertha-who-isn’t-our-Aunt.” Neither are we told nor shown much about Aunt Bertha herself: she’s often only around the edges of the story, because she obviously considers the kids’ shenangians to be primarily Tom and Tena’s problem. Nevertheless, my 10-yo self totally believed that Tom, Tena, and Bertha were a triad.

Someday I might write a Tena/Tom/Bertha origin story, because the only detail we get about how their arrangement began is both intriguing and inadequate: she apparently walked into the Advocate office after burying her husband and told Tom that she’d be living with her and Tena from then on. I want their story, and I want it badly.

Tin Woodman/Scarecrow/Patchwork Girl (Oz stories) So canon. So fucking canon. As I wrote about them before: 

The Tin Woodman says that his clockwork heart doesn’t do romantic love (and I believe him), but Nick nevertheless built his palace in the shape of a corncob and installed his-and-his thrones so he and the Scarecrow could rule the Winkies side-by-side. Also, if you listen to them talk, they may not be in love, but they are as affectionate and married as it is possible to be. In contrast to Nick, however, the Scarecrow is as smooshy a romantic as you’ll ever meet, and absolutely smitten with Patches. For her part, Patches enjoys the Scarecrow’s attention -- she’ll canoodle with him all night through! -- but she isn’t about to give up her footloose ways for him, either.

So. Do I believe that the Scarecrow is happily married to the Tin Woodman, while carrying on a long-distance romance with Patches? YES. YES I DO. Do I believe that Nick occasionally has fits of insecurity, but that he and the Scarecrow soothe them with the liberal application of TLC and tin polish? YES. YES I DO. Do I believe that Patches is having the time of her life exploring the world and sometimes drops by the Corncob Palace for a little mutual kinky needlework and to tell the Scarecrow stories about the things she’s seen? YES. YES I DO. And do I believe that all three of them are successfully getting the kinds of things they individually want and need from their relationships? YES. YES I ABSOLUTELY DO.

...and it’s not like I spend that much time thinking about these three, but they work, in a way that is really weird but also makes perfect sense for them. Which is pretty much how any relationship is going to work, when it works, isn’t it?

Jack Harkness/so-many-people-so-many (Torchwood)

Look, it’s Jack, he falls in love like breathing and is fiercely, deeply loyal to them all: he would lay down his life for any of them if he could, no hesitation, whether they’re currently together or not. Also, he is effortlessly poly and functionally immortal, and so we keep getting glimpses of people he loved once and loves stiI, even though the main part of the relationship is long past. I could never possibly rank one of those people over another, mostly because Jack would never conceive of doing such a thing himself. I know this is deeply contrary to how one is supposed to build lists of otp/ot3s -- how on earth do you specify a ship but leave some of the names unspecified? -- but when you ask me who I have Big Shipper Feelings about, I’m sorry, but it is what it is: Jack and all the people he’s ever loved, whether those relationships were long or short, platonic or sexual, explicitly mentioned in canon or not. Yes, I’m doing it wrong, but I do everything wrong, so whatever.

#otp #ot3 #otwhatever