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syfynjvall · 4 years
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OTP ASK GAME - farah & juliette
tagged by @havennly thank u!! i’m gonna tag @agentnatesewell @bryceslahela @agentfreckles @serafinedupont @agentnats if youve done it already i apologize ksks
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DISAGREEMENTS.
Who is more likely to raise their voice?
juliette, but it’s honestly never anything serious. more often than not its just bc she gets very competitive during game nights
Who threatens to leave but never actually does?
neither, even kidding about it kinda hurts each others souls
Who actually keeps their word and leaves?
neither
Who trashes the house?
i cant see either of them doing it
Do either of them get physical?
never in a million years
How often do they argue/disagree?
not often, and when they do its mostly about petty things like leaving empty containers in the fridge
Who is the first to apologize?
both are good about it
SEX.
who is on top? Who is on bottom?
hmmm they switch
any kinks?
welllll jules put on her old cheerleading uniform from college as a joke once and farah was into it. theyre both into roleplay
who has the strangest desires?
jules
who’s dominant in bed?
it’s a pretty even split
is head ever in the equation?
yes
if so, who is better at performing it?
probably farah
ever had sex in public?
once. under the bleachers at the football field. pretty cliché
who moans the most?
uhh both
who leaves the most marks?
farah
who is the more experienced of the two?
definitely jules. she had a LOT of fun in college
do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?
make love. it’s very special for both of them bc they know they’re gonna last
how long do they usually last?
it depends but both of them can usually go pretty long
rough or soft?
typically soft, but rough if theyre in the mood
is protection used?
no
does it ever get boring?
no
where is the strangest place they’d have sex?
dont know? maybe in an empty room in the agency? idk lol
FAMILY.
do they plan on having children/or have children?
oh yeah definitely
if so, how many children do they want/have?
juliette loved the look on farahs face the first time they talked about it and she said she wanted ten kids. it was a joke obv but they probably end up having three or four. jules always wanted siblings growing up and she was sad she never got that wish so she doesnt want her own kids to be lonely like she was
AFFECTION.
who likes to cuddle?
both of them are huge cuddle bugs and they get cozy almost everywhere
who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?
juliette
who struggles to keep their hands to themselves?
both
how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?
their cuddles can last a while but farah probably wiggles away first
what is their favourite non-sexual activity?
they love girls night out and its even more fun when tina joins them. put the three of them together and its basically nonstop chaos, but so fun
where is their favourite place to cuddle?
predictable, but the bed. jules is one of those extravagant mattress people so her bed is basically a giant pillow and its very comfortable
SLEEPING.
who snores?
both
if both do, who snores the loudest?
jules, and you better believe farah teases her relentlessly
do they share a bed or sleep separately?
jules WAS a very picky sleeper until she got together with farah, now she gets pouty if they dont share a bed
if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?
they cozy up, but juliette is a blanket hog so she usually ends up with most of the covers
what do they wear to bed?
jules usually just wears a top, farah wears pajama sets
are either of them insomniacs?
no
can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?
not before everything that went down in book one, but since murphy, yeah. jules has a hard time falling asleep now
do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?
definitely cuddly sleepers
who wakes up with bed hair?
both
who wakes up first?
farah. she’s usually the one to rouse juliette when she’s about to be late
who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?
neither of them can cook so... neither lol
what is their favourite sleeping position?
farah loves being the little spoon and jules loves making her feel safe so
do they set an alarm each night?
jules does but she hits snooze at least six times a morning
who has nightmares?
juliette, and farah has no problem soothing her back to sleep when she wakes up
can a television be found in their bedroom?
yes. they’re both obsessed with trashy shows
who has ridiculous dreams?
farah!
who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?
again, juliette is an unfortunate bed hog
who makes the bed?
farah. juliette is cute but she’s not always that tidy
what time is bed time?
whenever jules feels like it, and farah will follow her lead
any routines/rituals before bed?
other than the typical going to bed things, no
who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?
farah probably
WORK.
who is the busiest?
both are pretty busy but since juliette has two jobs i guess she is a little bit more
who rakes in the highest income?
juliette probably?
are any of them unemployed?
UB gets paid right? so neither then? lol
who takes the most sick days?
juliette. her “bend the rules” stat is at 88%
what are their jobs?
detective and agent
who sucks up to their boss?
definitely not jules. farah might a LITTLE bit since rebecca is juliette’s mom but i think we know how that turns out lmao
who is more likely to turn up late to work?
despite juliette’s aversion for rule following she’s usually pretty puntcual at least, so im gonna say farah
who stresses the most?
im gonna say neither
do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?
farah loves hers for the most part, jules feels like hers is more of a chore but she does love interacting with people.
are they financially stable?
yes
HOME.
who does the washing?
farah. once again juliette isnt super messy per se, but she is a bit cluttered
who takes out the trash?
both
who does the ironing?
jules is pretty good about that
who does the cooking?
neither. they both try but they’re both disasters so they order out mostly (more than they should)
who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?
it’s about equal because again, they’re disasters
who is messier?
juliette
who leaves the toilet roll empty?
farah
who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?
neither
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who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?
both
who answers the telephone?
juliette
who mows the lawn?
they dont have a lawn
who does the vacuuming?
probably jules
who does the groceries?
when they remember to do it, they like to go together
who takes the longest to shower?
jules
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MISCELLANEOUS.
is money a problem?
no but farah does love buying stuff
how many cars do they own?
just one
what’s their song?
it changes but rn lucky by jason mraz fits them so well
do they live in the city or in the country?
juliette LOVES city life and farah thinks it would be fun too so they plan to move to the city one day
do they own their home or do they rent?
rented for now, for juliette anyway
do they enjoy their surroundings?
jules has a nostalgic fondness for wayhaven but again, really she’s itching to live in the city. farah likes it too but it’s a little too mellow for her liking sometimes
what do they do when they’re away from each other?
oh my god, theyre both clingy babies so they’ll be pouty and sad and constantly just text each other
where did they first meet?
juliette’s office
who spends the most money when out shopping?
probably farah
who’s more likely to flash their assets?
jules, but farah will too
any mental issues?
juliette definitely has ptsd after book one, and then its worsened after the trappers (she saved farah so she had to see sanja die)
who finds it amusing when the other trips over?
they both do lol
who’s terrified of bugs?
im thinking farah
who kills the spiders around the house?
juliette
do they have any fears for their future?
they’re both afraid of losing each other, mostly. juliette also worries a bit that maybe farah will get sick of her because she’s a “lot,” she was always told by past bfs/gfs that she was a handful or too wild or whatever so she worries she might scare farah off but when she voices that thought farah is very quick to very seriously assure her thats not going to happen
their favourite place?
the bar, also the forest to stargaze or picnic
who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?
jules, but it’s definitely at a restaurant lol
who pays the bills?
definitely juliette
who’s the tallest?
jules is 5’9, farah is 5′4
who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?
farah
who wanders around in their underwear?
jules
who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
both!! theyre both so goofy about it
what do they tease each other about?
pretty much everything, they’re bantering almost constantly
who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?
neither of them are exactly fashion experts, so
who crushed first?
juliette
any alcohol or substance related problems?
no, jules enjoys drinking but she knows her limits
who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?
jules
who swears the most?
both
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ethospathoslogan · 5 years
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LOGINCE AND ANALOGICAL, BABE, ILYSMMMMMM
star loml i love u but im So Tired rn so im only gonna do logince but i lovE YOU!!
logince:
who hogs the duvet: roman. every night. logan regrets his decisions every night. he even buys separate blankets from them and roman STILL steals them
who texts/rings to check how their day is going: i think logan is more towards sending “hope your day is going well” texts, roman sends more actual questions
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: oh roman, def. logan sometimes gets a bit insecure w/ his gifts bc gift-giving was never really his thing (same logan)
who gets up first in the morning: logan!!! he has such a regimented schedule and also i always hc him having a job that requires him to get up early
who suggests new things in bed: roman ;))))
who cries at movies: oh roman definitely. logan barely cries and then he looks over at roman who’s fucking losing his shit sobbing
who gives unprompted massages: also roman. i feel like logan is definitely mad stressed and roman wants to help out with that
who fusses over the other when they’re sick: logan omg he doesn’t let roman do anything when he’s sick
who gets jealous easiest: tbh i think they both do? but in different ways. logan in a more “sitting on it” way, roman in a way where he will insert him in a situation when he feels jealous (like seeing logan talking to some guy and roman slides up like “HEY WHAT’S UP”)
who has the most embarrassing taste in music: roman has a wild music taste but he owns it
who collects something unusual: i think logan def. idk What he would collect but it’s Wild. i decided he collects stuff abt mothman.
who takes the longest to get ready: oh this isn’t even a question. roman, obviously
who is the most tidy and organised: once again, not even a quesiton. logan lives his life out of his planner
who gets most excited about the holidays: i think roman!!! i have a feeling he loves celebrating stuff
who is the big spoon/little spoon: big spoon roman, little spoon logan, and that is the hill i will die on
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: oh my god they’re both so competitive and it’s awful. when they tag team, they destroy the opposing team (which is typically patton and virgil). they aren’t allowed to be on opposing teams anymore. mario kart is lethal.
who starts the most arguments: again, both of them. they are both such fiery personalities in different ways, they used to clash a lot but they’ve worked thru their shit bc logince getting along is all i need in life
who suggests that they buy a pet: oh roman def. he convinces logan to get a cat. and then another cat. and four more.
what couple traditions they have: oh shit im too single for this!!! what are couple traditions!!! im so bad at sticking w/ traditions myself!!! like i don’t want to say weekly movie nights bc i like to project myself onto both roman and logan and it is So Hard for me to sit down for movies. uhhh they get take-out every friday night to celebrate the end of their work week
what tv shows they watch together: the office, stranger things, and the good place (which i need to watch more than four episodes of)
what other couple they hang out with: they’re best friends with moxiety and also ngl i really ship remy/deceit but remceit is the couple that logince gets the most competitive in during video game night
how they spend time together as a couple: i like to think that logince likes coexisting. like ik everyone likes to think that roman is Always doing something but, again, as someone who projects onto roman and logan, Doing Something All The Time stresses me the fuck out!! so i like to think that they coexist a lot and just like listening to music or podcasts together and reading together or just chilling and talking. but, trust me, they also go on dates!!
who made the first move: logan. throwing a curve ball at u!!! and roman. roman was floored and blushed a lot and just short-circuited. “i really like you, roman.” “thank you?” 
who brings flowers home: roman!! he brings logan sunflowers and roses a lot
who is the best cook: i think roman!!
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royal-kard · 6 years
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soft bias tag ~
i was tagged by @curledlife​ thank you angel!!
Who is your bias?
i don’t really have a bias in kard, so i guess i’ll just answer for all of them?
What made you notice them?
b.m -  his height first of all, the dude is a skyscraper. also his deeeeeeep voice got me!
somin - her elegance in performance and in the mvs. she just look so put together.
jiwoo - her voice! there’s something about her singing voice that is really pleasing to my ear. tbh i thought she was kinda scary at first, but she is also such a sweetheart.
j.seph - i thought he was really pretty when i fist saw him. then, when i first heard him rap, I really liked his flow.
What is your favorite thing about them?
b.m - his heart. he is one of the softest people, and he has so much love. i love that he is so happy to share that love with his members, his friends, and with us. he really is such a beautiful soul.
somin - her laughter. it’s so bright and bubbly just like her. it’s that kind of laughter thats infectious. when she laughs its like the room lights up even more.
jiwoo - her ability to maintain chill at basically all times haha. she is just the coolest kid on the block, and her responses to things are always the best.
j.seph - his sense of humor is my absolute favorite!! he is funny, silly, and he’s not afraid to show that side of himself. 
Who would initiate skinship more?
b.m - he would? he’s very affectionate with people he’s friends with, so even if its just his arm around the shoulder or a touch every so often, he would be the one initiating that. 
somin - again, i think she would probably be the one to initiate it. it would probably be mostly arm linking though.
jiwoo - we would be even. jiwoo isn’t too into skinship from what i’ve noticed, and neither am i. 
j.seph - he would. hands down. he seems to be the most keen on initiating some soft of physical contact with people. so yeah it would be him. 
Who would hog the blankets more?
b.m - he seems like he would take the blanket, but then, he would wake up in the night and cover me up because he saw that he took it all, but idk his sleep habits so idk haha
somin - i think she would have them. not that i mind tbh, but to me she seems friolenta, so i would let her have the blankets.
jiwoo - i think we’d be even on this one too? 
j.seph - i can see this kid rolling himself into a burrito with the blankets, so im gonna have to say he would take them all. 
Who would be more clingy?
b.m - him. he’s got that vibe.
somin - i think maybe me? it’s probably me.
jiwoo - definitely me. she doesn’t come off as clingy in any sense of the word.
j.seph - him. like b.m, he just gives off that vibe. and i don’t mean in the overly obsessive clingy way. both of the boys would just check in with you, make sure you’re doing alright more frequently than the girls. i think it’s because theyre older and they really just wanna look out for and protect the people they care about. the girls would be much more chill. 
Who would be more easily flustered?
ME. 
What cuddling position would you two have?
b.m - I. WANNA. BE. THE. LITTLE. SPOON. can you imagine being enveloped by by matthew??? that would be the best thing in the world?? because he always looks so warm and cozy!!! i would feel so safe like that...wow im gonna go cry now haha 
somin - her head would be on my lap as i run my fingers through her hair. is that a cuddling position? probably not. but i’m gonna make it one. why? because i can, and because this would be the way we would spend lazy sundays. 
jiwoo - again, not really cuddling, PERO we’d lay down with our backs touching.  there’s not a lot of physical contact, but just enough to know that the other person is there. it’s comforting and comfortable.
j.seph - id love to just relax and lay my head on his chest. listen to his heartbeat. one of his arms wrapped around me too. it would be so nice. seriously folks just thinking about this is... a lot. 
What colors remind you of them and why?
b.m - red. he’s so full of passion and drive for all the things that he does. he’s also got this type of personality that has such a powerful impact. also he looks super good in red.
somin - pink. there’s always such a softness to somin. i know that she’s fierce and powerful, but she is always such a soft soul. she has a lightness to her that the color pink reflects.
jiwoo - indigo. a cool tone for a cool person. the color fits the mysterious, chic vibe that she has, but it’s also a calm color. much like jiwoo, the color indigo is a soothing color. 
j.seph - yellow. j.seph is such a bright person. he can be serious, but he always a bright aura around him. he takes things with stride, and just continues to smile. the color yellow suits that joyful and playful personality of his! 
Which season would you like to spend with them?
i’d want to spend winter with all of them because it’s my favorite season, but I feel like B.M is more a summer dude, Somin is more like spring as is J.seph, and Jiwoo is an autumn/winter gal to me. but i wanna spend winter with them!
Who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?
b.m- we would probably both bake the cookies, but he would steal the batter. i don’t like eating the batter like that tbh baking would probably be so fun with b.m though because he follows the instructions, but would probably toss in some interesting ingredients.
somin - we’d probably both end up making each other cookies. we make them at the same time, but individually, so we’d probably be so focused in making them that the batter would remain intact! 
jiwoo - mmmm i would bake the cookies while she sat at the counter and watched? she’d probably dip her finger in the batter to try it a couple of times, and give her opinion on the taste though!
j.seph - no cookies would be made. he wouldn’t be tasting the batter, but playing with it? like smearing it on my cheek or nose, and then i would have to retaliate, and then minutes later there would be no batter left haha 
Which one would make bad puns and how would the other react?
b.m- he would make all the puns (good and bad), i’d just laugh because he never really has any truly bad puns 
somin- i’d definitely make all the bad puns. i think she would just do what she does with the boys and cringe and smack my arm lol
jiwoo- it would still be me making all the bad jokes. jiwoo would probably just stare at me or walk away (but would crack a smile... she loves bad puns i know it)
j.seph- he is the king of all jokes and silliness, so it would definitely be this boy cracking all the puns. i wouldn’t be able to help myself, and i can 100% guarantee that i’d be crying of laughter.
Who would want to adopt 50 dogs and cats?
all of us. 
Which one of you would nearly burn down the kitchen to try to microwave a poptart and who would come to the rescue?
...i don’t microwave pop tarts so, if any of them do, it would be them lol. i’d come and help them out though!! 
Who likes to lean over tall railings and who pulls them back?
(I have a fear of heights so...I am not leaning over any tall railings anytime soon.)
b.m- you know as free spirited and wild as he seems, matthew is very careful so perhaps neither of us would lean over the railings. if he did though, i’d grip onto his shirt so tight to pull him back. 
somin- for sure neither of us would be leaning over any railings. we’d be so far from the edge appreciating having only solid ground beneath us.
jiwoo- jiwoo would probably get kicks out of looking over the railing. she’d probably tease me by leaning over it a couple of times, and just looking back to see my reaction (she’s a bit of a daredevil lol) so it would be me taking her away from the railing. 
j.seph- he would lean over the railing out of sheer curiosity, but he would lean too far, so i would definitely be pulling this kid back.
What would watching a horror film with them be like?
b.m- he’d probably be calm for the majority of it, but he seems like the kind of person whose body would jolt when they get scared, but he wouldn’t scream. he would try to laugh off the scary moments, and crack jokes to make it all seem less terrifying. he’d also cover your eyes and keep you tucked in his arms to make you feel less scared too.
somin- screaming our head off together. possibly in tears. why did we start watching this horror film? who knows! but now we’re too scared to move, and the remote seems to be nowhere in reach sooo... we are stuck. probably clinging to each other for dear life. someone would have to come turn off the tv for us, but then we’d probably scream if we saw them just because we’re already terrified.
jiwoo- depending on the film, she’d probably be laughing at some parts, but she’d definitely get scared as well. she’d probably grip your arm real tight when she got scared, but i think she would try to brave through the film. she’d focus more on the logical things in the film. if it has a storyline, she’ll focus on the details of the story to distract her mind from what might be coming up.
j.seph- so he apparently doesn’t get scared easily, so he would probably be chill throughout the film. he’d probably tease you about the scary parts, but not in a mean way. it would be more in a ways that downplays the horror, so you feel better. although, if there’s a really scary part, he’d probably give a little jump, and ,if you called him out on it, he’d try to play it off or just bluntly be like ‘oh that was surprising.’ (im thinking of that tour avatar video haha)
Who would be the chessy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?
(i can’t flirt)
b.m- HE WOULD BE THE CHEESIEST BOY ON THE PLANET. HE ALREADY IS.  I think he would like to think that he’s a smooth flirt, but he’s so cheesy. He’d be so gushy and what not, but it’s so fitting of who he is because he’s so full of love and energy. he has to shower the person he likes with that love. he has to. it definitely works for him. though, i think he’d also be the person to say very deep and serious things and end up flustering the person.
somin- the shy flirt (im adding my own categories here) she exudes confidence on stage, but just seeing her gush about hyuna I can already see that shes a shy and giggly flirt. she showers the person she likes with compliments and positivity, and she’s so soft around them. also if she really likes them she’s gonna be super giggly around them and a blush will always be on her face.
jiwoo- she’d be smooth, but with a little hint of awkwardness? she’d probably give an awkward first liner, but then she’d save herself by saying something incredibly smooth. from that moment, she be the smooth talking queen. she’s really witty, so you’re most certainly gonna be charmed by her sweet talking skills.
j.seph- he’d be like an awkward/shy flirt. he’d really try to impress, but it wouldn’t come out the way he wanted it to. there’s the good chance that he would just start giggling instead of actually saying anything. he’d probably try to crack jokes as well ( this would be his strongest point when it comes to flirting haha), but everything would work for him because, even if he thinks everything came out in an embarrassing way, its actually super endearing. 
Who is more competitive?
they’re all competitive, and im competitive. so all of us. i think b.m would probably be the only one to “lose.” the others would really want to win (especially j,seph) 
Who would have to be given reminders (remember to eat, don’t forget your keys, etc)
they’re all so busy with tours and stuff that i think i would have to remind them to eat, and to take their wallets/phones/etc. but on days when they’re not as busy:
b.m- if he’s working on producing something I would probably have to remind him to eat, and to sleep ( get off ig too). he seems like he falls into his own world when he’s focused on something, so we need to keep him healthy
somin- i think she would be pretty good keeping herself on track in terms of meals, but she would definitely need reminders on what to take during a trip or when going out for the day.
jiwoo- idk why i feel like she’s just on top of everything. i think it’s because has a very independent vibe to her, but i think she would be reminding me about things, if she isn’t busy.
j.seph- he’d probably need reminding about where certain things are, idk why i get the vibe that he misplaces things, but in the most obvious places. also just regular reminders about what’s happening (my poor bub seems lost sometimes)
Who sends memes and who sends cute things like “i miss you” texts at 3 am?
b.m- we’re both sending memes, but he would definitely send cute messages. or post cute messages through ig or something like he does for the members. he’s a good morning/ good night text person. also he’d send a lot of photos of him making cute/silly faces i think. also gym photos showing you his progress, and what his next goal is.
somin- i’d send her some memes, but the cute messages are all her! they’d be full of emojis ( hearts, bows, animals, everything) she’d also probably send photos of things that she’s seen that remind her of you. also get ready for photos of se ah!
jiwoo- both of us would be sending each other memes. she’s got a funky sense of humor! she would also send videos/photos of the other members messing around with some a+ caption. also aside from memes,  she’d send pictures of tani.
j.seph- he’d send you some cheesy messages. probably wouldn’t send memes, but he would tell you jokes he came up with or he’s heard that he hasn’t told you yet. i’d probably send him memes only to see his reactions because i bet you they would be funny! i think if he were drunk or tipsy he’d send some long loving message at three am (it would be him rambling about how much he loves you and misses you and what not, but it would be cute).
so yeah that’s that! this was so long, and if you read all of this you are a superstar!
im gonna tag: @somin @sominbiased @oliviahei @allofmylovelove @fensi @jsephology @jeonjiwwoo @jiwoojisoo @sujiwoo @hiddenkard4 @babykard and anyone else who wants to do it!
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sorikkung · 6 years
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*♡ 。・゚゚・ soft bias tag
stolen not tagged bc im a fucking pleb who doesnt get tagged in shit ripppp LONG POST WARNING IM SORRY MOBILE USERS
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 1. WHO IS YOUR BIAS?
i really can’t choose between got7′s bambam and stray kids’ felix bc both are my ults so fuck the system i’m gonna do this as a poly au bc the world needs more poly shit and felix and bambam would be such a good pair
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 2. WHAT MADE YOU NOTICE THEM?
i noticed bambam first, technically i first glanced him in girls girls girls bc i was anime trash before i was kpop trash and he rEALLY looked like nishinoya from haikyuu so i called him nishinoya and thought he’d just be a first glance bias, until i saw a compilation of got7s dumbest moments and most of them were jackbam and i saw two specific clips that i recall, the one where they had to do the ugly dance of gggs outside the jyp building and bambam literally spazzed on the floor?? and the iconic how do you know im not big moment. i looked at him and went “tHAT ONE. THAT ONE, I WANT THE TRASH CHILD.” been in love ever since.
felix singlehandedly got me to stan stray kids, i first glanced changbin in hellevator then highkey forgot abt them as the show aired. then my friend sent me this clip of felix’s verse in grr from the live stage bc at this point the album hadnt even dropped yet. i was shook to the next dimension from his deep ass voice and his growling and i wanted to hear more so i watched the show and only fell in love with him more.
i betcha if this poly were to happen felix would see bambam dabbing and go “OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE STILL DABBING IN 2K18″ and bambam would see felix dabbing and be like “OMG HES CONTINUING MY LEGACY” and they’d hit it off from there
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 3. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEM?
for both of them, i love how they’re both absolute crackheads. like they’re actually so stupid and what the fuck is going through their heads???? they make me smile like and idiot and laugh like no other so of course i love them. plus they have this adorable sweet side to them apart from them being memes and its so heartwarming to see that soft side come out, it makes them so much more of a three dimensional character cause there’s all these sides to them and they’re like so hardworking too and did i mention handsome? plus their love for their members ugh i could go on!!!
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 4. WHO WOULD INITIATE SKINSHIP MORE?
tough call bc im a HOE for affection and skinship but id honestly be too afraid to make them uncomfortable/be too clingy that they’d get annoyed at me so at first it would probably be felix bc lets be real. he comes from stray kids. have you seen bang chan? they bring skinship to a new level. once we all get settled in tho, i bet the three of us would be physically inseperable.
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 5. WHO WOULD HOG BLANKETS MORE?
literally all of us. i always end up biasing ppl similar to me sigh we’d be so fucking wild. i betcha that would be the one thing we have regular fights over. who hogged the blanket this time???
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 6. WHO WOULD BE MORE CLINGY?
felix. as mentioned in the initiate skinship, hes really clingy. then it would be me bc i am too. but thats not to say bambam isnt clingy, he’d be super clingy too but me and felix would bring it up a notch.
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 7. WHO WOULD SAY ‘I LOVE YOU’ FIRST?
m e. i’d just let it slip out after they do some dumb shit and id just go “wow youre such a fucking dumb dork i actually love you” and then have an o shit moment.
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 8. WHO WOULD BE MORE EASILY FLUSTERED?
M E bc bambam is a smOOTH motherfucker and felix is an affectionate motherfucker and i am w e a k although i feel like they’d be easily flustered if they were teased, which i would do, but i think i’d be flustered the most.
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 9. WHAT CUDDLING POSITION WOULD YOU TWO HAVE?
i wanna be sandwiched inbetween them bc im shorter than both of them lmaoo. but i bet we’d all bicker of who’s turn it is to be in the middle. another one would be when sitting on the couch, and we’d sit in eachothers laps in height order. itll work somehow.
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 10. WHICH COLORS REMIND YOU OF THEM AND WHY?
bambam makes me think of black, white, red, and purple. black and white is bc his fashion sense is like modern and chic and those were also his most iconic hair colours. red because of his signature eyeshadow. purple just seems like a colour that would suit him, it’s royal and elegant but also homey and familiar?? but tbh he can make any colour his bitch.
felix is yellow, gold, orange, and brown, bc theyre warm colours like him!! the brighter colours are bc hes bright like the sun and the browns when its a more chill day, and its all down to earth and just feels like home.
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 12. WHICH SEASON WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND WITH THEM?
ooft tough one...spring so i can spend my birthday with them (cause in AUSTRALIA spring is in september to november) and its cold at the start so we can have snuggle dates, and its hot at the end so we can go to beaches and have water fights and stuff!! and in the middle its perfect weather for nice strolls.
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 13. WHO WOULD BAKE THE COOKIES AND WHO WOULD STEAL THE BATTER?
bambam can cook apparently and he likes being aesthetic af so he’d be trying his best to make the most bomb ass cookies, and then felix i bet is a disaster in the kitchen so i bet both of us will be stealing the batter while not helping at all and bams will be like “thanks for nothing you guys” and once realising that we weren’t gonna stop he’d turn on us and throw flour at us or something. foodfight!!
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 14. WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD MAKE BAD PUNS AND HOW WOULD THE OTHER REACT?
i am a hoe for bad puns it would totally be me all the time. bambam would look so disappointed in me and felix would just burst out laughing with me, and bambam would crack bc how can he stay mad?? if it was an inside joke or a reference to smth and not some random pun, bams would be the first to lose it tho.
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 15. WHO WOULD WANT TO ADOPT 50 DOGS AND CATS?
me and bambam!!!! bambam already has like 3 cats and id be like ok lets get three MORE and MORE and felix is like “but im a dog person :(((” (at a fansign he said he was rip) so id be like well dogs are great as well lets get fifty of those too!!!
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 16. WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD NEARLY BURN DOWN THE KITCHEN TRYING TO MICROWAVE A POP TART AND WHO WOULD COME TO THE RESCUE?
i wouldn’t be fucked microwaving poptarts (although id probably burn down the kitchen trying to cook eggs or smth but this is about poptarts so its not be this time.) so it would probably be felix and then i’d come to the rescue bc i have fire safety training from scouts.
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 17. WHO LIKES TO LEAN OVER TALL RAILINGS AND WHO PULLS THEM BACK?
bambam and i would lean over the tall railings and felix would pull us back bc as seen in the amusement park episode of the 9th, hes a pussy lmfAO he’d have a mini heart attack
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 18. WHAT WOULD WATCHING A HORROR FILM WITH THEM BE LIKE?
bambam would act all tough and felix would be like “o shit pls no” and both of them would scream at the jumpscares and cling to eachother or me, whoever’s closest. i’d probably sit there and laugh and tease them for being a baby bc horror movies aint shit with me. but the rare occassion i do get scared, i’d lose my shit and they’d never let me hear the end of it. “whos the baby now huh??”
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 19. WHO WOULD BE THE CHEESY FLIRT AND WHO WOULD BE THE SMOOTH FLIRT?
bambam is definitely the smooth flirt but he can be cheesy as well?? like he’d be smooth at times and smooth and cheesy other times. felix would be plain cheesy but sometimes he’d be smooth. same with me, i’d be a bit of both?? maybe slightly more smooth idk
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 20. WHO IS MORE COMPETITIVE? felix i feel like would be competitive in the moment but calms down quickly, bambam would be SUPER competitive and be a little petty afterwards if he lost or smug af if he won but after a while he’ll cool down as well, i’m probably the most competitive and most likely to hold a grudge or to rub it in their faces the longest lol.
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 21. WHO WOULD HAVE TO BE GIVEN CONSTANT REMINDERS? (REMEMBER TO EAT, DON’T FORGET YOUR KEYS, ETC) idk...? all of us love to eat so i dont think taking care of ourselves will be forgotten, but i tend to lose things so maybe me being reminded idk???
*♡ 。・゚゚・ 22. WHO SENDS MEMES AND WHO SENDS CUTE ‘I MISS YOU’ TEXTS AT 3AM?
ALL OF US! we’d have a group chat and see who could stay up until 4:20 to send dumb memes but if we get too tired earlier we’d sign out with some sappy message idk it would be a total wildcard whether the late night messages would be cute and sweet or straight up memes. i feel like a lot of the time it would be both, like starting off with some cute thing and ending it anticlimactically with a meme bc we’re dorks like that.
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did i ever tell u poly!bamlix is all i ever needed in life??? thank you for your time i tag @just-oneofthegays and @neo-urban annd @bqngtqn <3
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Oversharing Time!!!
(i just made that title up that’s not the official title I’m just Like That)
Ok so @frogyell​ tagged my main account (I am BLEST) but that’s for Refined Star Trek Content and this one’s for excellent moodboard content and garbage so here’s the garbage!!! I’m putting it under a cut bc it manipulates your brain to want to read through 85 fuckin facts about me more wow I love science
rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.
1. last drink: Water! off to a great start
2. last phone call: my local Hot Topic. I feel like I should also mention I work there. But if you don’t know that and steal my phone you’ll see I have a contact named Hot Topic
3. last text message: Google sent me a verification code, but the last one I sent was to my brother it says “k”
4. last song you listened to: It’s called The Horror Of Your Love by Ludo, if I had to delete all but one song on my 121-song Best Enemies playlist I’d keep this one it’s Peak and kinda has vore but it’s metaphorical. metavoreical, if you will
5. time you cried: during my latest EMDR sesh! I was in Wales and everything it was a Lot I got ice cream after
6. dated someone twice? Big No
7. kissed someone and regretted it? Not really?
8. been cheated on? my ex had 16 anime dating sims downloaded at one point while we were dating does that count
9. lost someone special? yea
10. been depressed? hella
11. gotten drunk and thrown up? I’ve been drunk 1 time and it was when I was playing English handbells at my dad’s church’s wassail night but I did not throw up no
fave colors
12. Black
13. Lavendar
14. Light blue
in the last year have you…
15. made new friends? Hell Yell!!
16. fallen out of love? k i n d a ? ?
17. laughed until you cried? oh absolutely
18. found out someone was talking about you? OH BOY YUP YUP
19. met someone who changed you? yes! she managed to physically alter my hippocampus without touching it how fuckign whack is that
20. found out who your friends are? It’s always the same miraculous group chat
21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list? sure have
general
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl? I keep it nice and refined so all of them. My old account is another story
23. do you have any pets? one beautiful and talented cat named Moriarty. A good description is she’s got puppy software on cat hardware.
24. do you want to change your name? listen I’ve been through 4.5 of these fuckers, I like Nate, I’m Quite Finished
25. what did you do for your last birthday? invited 2 pals over, I remember one of them suddenly whipped out I Am The Doctor and the Dr Who theme on the piano out of fuckin nowhere and I was like “Daniel what the hell you’re so talented” and then I hardcore dissociated the rest of the day
26. what time did you wake up today? 10:00
27. what were you doing at midnight last night? chatting w @houseofoakdown​ and also editing my monstrosity of a fanfiction
28. what is something you cant wait for? Going back to school! then I can graduate in my pajamas and eat creamed corn in celebration
30. what are you listening to right now? the same goddamn playlist, this one’s called Battle Cry by The Family Crest, i cri erytiem
31. have you ever talked to a person named tom? probably???
32. something thats getting on your nerves? my brother vaping in the bathroom with the fan on at 12:30am
33. most visited website: tungle dot hell
34. hair color: I started out blonde af now I’m less blonde but still blonde.
35. long or short hair: short
36. do you have a crush on someone: :[] yes
37. what do you like about yourself: i’m hella smart, my moodboards are bangin, my writing is cool af, I’m well-hydrated at all times
38. want any piercings? Big No
39. blood type: A+!!!!! thats me!!!!!
40. nicknames: my brother calls me a goon sometimes
41. relationship status: im married to my laptop
42. zodiac: I was born on the last day of Taurus so I’m a definite Taurus/Gemini power combo
43. pronouns: they/them, tho in some places I use he/him bc The Dysphoria got hog wild enough I decided to pretend to be a trans guy so ppl would take me seriously, but I’m moving more towards they/them everywhere now. 
44. fave tv shows: Dr Fuck, Sherlock (I’m armed with a pitchfork and an arsenal of beefed up tv & film knowledge come on fight me), DOWNTON ABBEY
45. tattoos: in August I will get a bee on my right arm and probably a Secret Word in Gallifreyan on my left it’ll say fuck
46. right or left handed: one time I was bored in grade 10 and tried to make myself ambidextrous but that was a hassle so I’m firmly right handed. Except in archery.
47. ever had surgery: got all 4 wisom teeth out not long ago! I still need to squirt water in my gum holes so I get all the mushy food out :{
48. piercings: I used to have my ears pierced but they’re grown tf over now!
49. sport: first of all what the hell is this question looking for second of all I have a red belt (which is 2 below black belt) in Taekwondo. I really need to do that again hhhhhh
50. vacation: i went to England and France in the summer with my family as a “””grad trip”””, it was lots of fun but my collection of sensory issues extended to chomping and I dissociated so intensely in The Louvre my mom told me to go back outside so I wrote fanfiction while listening to 21 Pilots and chatting w my imaginary friends and it took me like 18 hours to process I’d seen The Mona Lisa with mine own 2 eyes. Also the plane was delayed twice bc we used Air Canada for some godforsaken reason and I had 0 hours of sleep when I went to the Sherlock Holmes museum and I started talkin to this bust of Sherlock Holmes and then I hadn’t eaten enough and we were walking to this bookstore and I said “I need food!” and my dad said “We’ll get it AFTER” then I shouted “I’M GONNA DIE” so I got a BLT from Tesco. 
51. trainers: h
more general
52. eating: the last thing I ate was chocolate chips straight out of the bag
53. drinking: I got another cup of water
54. im about to watch: my entire fanfiction to take 3000 notes on consistency. and by watch I mean read
55. waiting for: my brother (not vaping) to get out of the bathroom so I can PEE
56. want: Orphan Black to be on Netflix so I can actually binge watch it then call my grandma about it
57. get married: idk I didn’t think I was a get married person but since realizing I’m a lesbian it seems like a good idea!
58. career: nurse and a writer. I might just move to London and work double time to write enough scripts I have some street cred then pitch a TV adaptation of Faction Paradox to the BBC and win
which is better
59. hugs or kisses: hugs bc it means my friends are in my vicinity not Toronto
60. lips or eyes: uh. eyes???????????
61. shorter or taller: i’m 5′3″ and I would love a tol partner
62. older or younger: i don’t think I care
63. nice arms or stomach: what fresh hell does this mean. I’d like a nice stomach free of gastrointestinal issues and acid reflux. not that I have either of those but just in case
64. hookup or relationship: I have 300 many self-esteem issues so imma say relationship
65. troublemaker or hesitant: AU where I don’t have anxiety and I’m a trouble maker
have you ever
66. kissed a stranger: noop
67. drank hard liquor: I PUT RUM IN THE WASSAIL HELL YEAH also once someone bought me a shot at a queer dance thing bc it was payday and my friend told me to gulp the WHOLE SHOT and then the lemonade so I don’t barf and I was like “brah this is too high-stakes” so I poured the vodka in the lemonade and took sips and everyone stared at me
68. lost glasses: in grade 6 and then my mom threatened to make me wear one of those granny glasses chains so I never lost them again
69. turned someone down: ya this kid Cyrus used to chase me around in grade 5 and I’d run away always he was weird af one time he made out with a folder right in front of me in the middle of class
70. sex on first date: probs not at this point but I’m not opposed to the general idea when I’m less w h a c k e d  u p
71. broken someones heart: Not that I know of?
72. had your heart broken: c o n s i s t e n t l y in the most fricked up ways god
73. been arrested: no but once I booed at the police bc the local nazis (yeah) were gonna have a rally so we had a counter-rally and I dropped in but there were no nazis except one old dude in a MAGA hat showed up 2 hours late lmao
74. cried when someone died: oui
75. fallen for a friend: Big Lesbian Mood
do you believe in
76. yourself: YA BB
77. miracles: not as such
78. love at first sight: nah
79. santa claus: I wasn’t allowed to believe in Santa as a child bc he was “too much like God” sad
80. kiss on a first date: ye!
81. angels: big no
other
82. best friend’s name: I don’t exactly have a proper best friend but I’m goin with Liam
83. eye colour: blue/grey
84. fave movie: either The Force Awakens (bc I love bb8 and I’m gay 4 Rey) or Interstellar shut up
85. fave actor: uh idk let’s go with my brother
WOW THAT WAS LONG JEE🅱️US. I’m tagging @houseofoakdown @spoonietimelordy @gemvictorfromtheponyverse @spockswhales @raesand and that exhausts the ppl I know but you’re all worth quadruple in my heart 💖
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