#ikemen sausage

[workbyrui]

About to finish Kicho's dramatic route and I must say...

⚠️⚠️⚠️spoilers and route screenshots ahead⚠️⚠️⚠️

My heart cried hard for Mitsuhide because he's the love rival in the route.😭😭😭

This right here confirmed my suspicions that he was the love rival and my heart both soared and sank (like, how is that even possible?!?) as I read this.

We all know he holds his principles above all else. But to put protecting me (us) in the same category as his principles?!? Boy, that said A LOT.😭

And then he went ahead and said this? I had to stop reading because I wanted to tell him it wasn't true. Every time he was in the scene, I had to pause and remind myself I was there for Kicho.😅

"So, I may have been pushed towards your cousin (it's his route, i had no choice!😮‍💨), but you have always been on my mind and in my heart.🥺"

And then THIS??! THIS!

I don't even have enough words in me to describe everything I felt in this scene. He says all these... then in the same breath tells me to be happy with Kicho?? No. Just... no. I caaaaaaaaan't. I just caaaaaaan't.😭😭😭💔💔💔

So. Yeah. Art featuring Mitsu×Rui is the result of reading another man's route...😅

(this will be such an abrupt ending to my post coz I'm absolutely exhausted now since i woke up early and missed all my naps to work on this.😅)

#ikemen sengoku #ikesen #fan art #my art #ikemen #rui's art #ikesen mitsuhide #ikemen sausage #ikesen kichou #mitsu × rui #spoiler

[ga-yuu]

Don't look at this if you're not 18+

I SAID DON'T LOOK IF YOU'RE NOT 18+

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Okay, fine!

You know how annoying it is to translate smut content from Ikemen games. They use subtle words everywhere as much as possible because ofc, the games aren't hentai. But still. 'HEAT'!? lol....seriously?

It's so funny to use the word 'heat' when writing, so much so that I have pause for a second and let out a small chuckle every time.

The word 'heat' is the most funniest one. The other words like:

warm juices - for cum

nectar -usually used when the mc is wet.

tips of the breasts - nipples

These are all fine. But 'heat' for male lead's sausage!?

*in British accent* "I was drowning in pleasure given to me by his fingertips and when I thought I had a moment to relax, I feel his large heat pierce inside me and I moaned loudly..." Lol.

It's so funny. I thought of straight up using the word 'dick' and although it feels raw, I felt the word to be a little....aggressive and unappealing when writing the sentence? Yeah...

So I googled and learned a new word----'phallus' Ah! Just saying that word feels so nice! It's my fav word, so I'm gonna be using that from now on!

I'm sharing this with other people who translate smut content. Try using the word 'phallus.'

#ikemen series #ikemen genjiden #cybird ikemen #cybird otome #otome #cybird #ikemen prince #ikemen sengoku #ikemen villains #ikemen vampire

[aquagirl1978]

gilbert pounding his sausage into you in the woods but far away from any ewoks because we gotta protect their innocence

At first, I thought oh, anon is very horny today. But no. I opened it, and found Ewoks. Crack smut is above my paygrade, so here's some regular smut.

Forbidden Fruit - Gilbert von Obsidian x Reader (Ikemen Prince)

A/N: This is part of the Summer of Smut 3.0 Content Creation Challenge hosted by @voltage-vixen and @xxsycamore.

Pairing: Gilbert von Obsidian x Reader

Prompt: Quickies in the shade

Warnings: NSFW; Minors - DNI

DISCLAIMER - NO EWOKS WERE HARMED AT ANY POINT IN THE CREATION OF THIS FIC (nor do any appear at any point within the body of this work)

"This'll do," Gilbert muttered, his hand dropping yours as you watched him with confusion as he stared at a rather large tree.

Before you had a chance to inquire what was so special about this tree, his mouth was on yours, his tongue quickly probing your pink lips as your fire melted his ice.

Feeling like your core was engulfed in flames, he pushed you against the tree, its bark rough against your skin as Gilbert pressed his lean frame against yours.

Moans slipped from your lips as Gilbert's mouth found your slender neck. Teeth grazing against your delicate skin, his words whispered against your skin.

"We'll have to make this fast before someone follows us out here."

Your gaze met his, your pupils dilated, as your heart raced with excitement. Your attention was soon drawn to his narrow waist, the sound of his belt unbuckling unmistakable.

Your hands clawed at his shoulders, fingers gripping the layers of his cloak, as his gloved hand slid up your thigh, lifting the hem of your skirt.

Shuddering with anticipation, your breath hitched as he rubbed his hard cock along your slit, teasing you with every stroke. With his cool palm on your thigh, he guided one of your legs around his waist before easily sliding inside you, your entrance already slick with arousal.

Once fully sheathed inside you, he palmed your other thigh and spread your hips wide, guiding your other leg around his waist, allowing him to sink deeper into you. His lips met yours in a searing kiss as he began to thrust against your hips.

You clung to him, your nails digging into his shoulders; Gilbert was relentless as his hips pushed against yours, ravishing your body. Rapture rolled through your body as you felt your body consumed with pleasure.

"Moan for me," he asked as he teased your clit with his thumb. "But not too loud," he warned, his smile replaced by a grim line. "You never know who is nearby."

Whimpering, he removed his finger from your clit as you found yourself falling - no, crashing - over the edge as your body succumbed to the waves and waves of pleasure. His body soon shuddered, before spilling inside you.

Blissfully boneless, your body collapsed, your head resting on his broad shoulders. He gently tucked a loose lock of hair behind your ear, placing a soft kiss on your temple.

You looked up at Gilbert, noticing that he was looking at you as if you were forbidden fruit. Your body tensed as you shared a look - does he know the truth? Does he know your secret - just how forbidden you were?

"We should go," he whispered, nibbling your neck, as he unwrapped your body from his. "You never know who or what is lurking in the forest."

Tagging: @gilbertvonobsidian @redheadkittys @alixennial @rhodolitesrose @atelieredux @kissmetwicekissmedeadly @chaosangel767 @queengiuliettafirstlady @queen-dahlia @devildomwritersposts @talfollowingstuff @kpop-and-otome @kisara-16 @ikehoe @altairring @lucyw260 @lordsisterxotome @violettduchess @scorchieart

#summer of smut #summer of smut writing challenge #ikemen series #ikemen prince #ikepri #gilbert von obsidian #ikepri gilbert #ikemen gilbert #ikemen fanfic #ikepri fanfic #otome #otome games

[tokoro-ga-dokkoi]

Jokyou Seikatsuroku Ichijou: chapter 1 review

A great start to a near-perfect series.

Descriptions and a few panels below the cut... (Sorry if I sound stilted)...

Chapter 1: Tokyo

It begins with a regular night at a certain illegal Teiai casino.

The Bog does its thing, and fleeces this poor gentleman out of all his money.

This poor old fellow cannot get it in the hole- he's impotent.

Then we see who has created or developed such a devious contraption.

A certain long-haired beauty watches this scene in the manager's room.

"ICHIJOU SEIYA........!" "Hehe.."

Here he is- the best character Fukumoto has ever created. Ichijou is drawn superlatively cute in this frame, pushing to the envelope, the pinnacle of cuteness within the boundaries of Fkmt's artstyle. It is a redraw of his initial appearance, where he is more handsome or masculine. Whereas here, he looks soft and plush as a marshmallow. If you read the original Tobaku Hakairoku Kaiji manga, you'll laugh and be delighted to witness Ichijou's gradual facial transformation from ikemen to bishoujo.

He then visits the poor debtor who has lost the Bog. He says, "My, my… what's the matter, sir?" He encourages him to keep going and spending more money, just like a financial dominatrix. But that man has no money left- so Ichijou tells his blacksuits to escort him outside. Murakami asks him about it, and Ichijou says that gambling addicts reap what they sow.

[OR RATHER…]

Now a bait-and-switch- after showing a typical day of Ichijou at work, then… it shows a tiny apartment, and… Ichijou waking up- this is several years prior, he is 18 years old, a freelancer who had just moved to Tokyo. He had slept in until 1:30. Sleepless...

Ichijou in scruffy bed hair is cute! What a contrast to his usual neat and elegant appearance- gap-moé...

Of course, even elegant people lose sleep and need to get ready. After splashing his face and trimming his eyebrows, he is ready to go outside.

"Murakami, wake up!" Murakami is his roommate(!!) Everyone squealed in delight upon seeing that, at least on my timeline. "MuraIchi is CANON!!!!!!!" some people said. You should believe it when I say this, my timeline was on fire from this scene in particular.

There are a few clothes scattered on the floor, some of my fujo friends speculated about what made them stay up so late. This may be a delusion, but...

They go outside for breakfast (brunch). Using bread and sausage and condiments, Murakami garlic hotdogs. Murakami is pleased and proud of his invention.

Ichijou tells Murakami he shouldn't get excited about such a crummy meal. He gives a speech about ambition and hard work, and that if he allows himself to be satisfied with such meagre things, he will never push himself to succeed in life.

(But think about this, friends. He is living a peaceful life with his best friend. He has no debt.)

Ichijou is ashamed that he preached to Murakami about successful habits, when he himself got up at 1:30. Ashamed at his hypocrisy. Murakami pats and comforts him.

Look at those two random guys staring at them… Perhaps they are disgusted to see two men share affectionate gestures?

Ichijou and Murakami in this chapter, are two innocent young men who have not yet joined the evil company Teiai Group, and have not yet felt its corrupting influence.

To chapter 2…

#ichijou seiya #kaiji #fkmt #jokyou seikatsuroku ichijou #teiai chapter #gourmet chapter #leisure chapter

[tacogawa]

Psssst can I ask 1, 3, and 10?

Psssst yes you can 👀👀

1. Show your most recent wip

I call this "Licht not giving a single shit", part of a series 😌 yes I am still on my meme shenanigans

3. Least favourite things to draw?

can I just say drawing in general? hmmm probably the dreaded ✨hands✨ sometimes they turn out great sometimes they look like questionable breakfast sausages. I love hands, but they're my worst enemy to draw

10. What's that one thing that inspired you to make drawing your consistant hobby?

I just loved drawing so it's what I'd do to pass the time, then when I got involved in otome games and servers, I was drawing my ocs for those games, and recently (and cause of a certain gift exchange), I've really gotten the urge to consistently draw for the ikemen games again. I've got 9 wips and counting currently that's keeping me drawing consistently 😂😂

#ikemenlibrary #ask game #myart #sort of ig whwgsgsg #I have so many wips and even more to come 💀💀 most are ikesen but I’ve got a couple of ikepri and soon ikerev. #thank you bryn for the ask mwah mwah

[evil-quartett]

I JUST SAW SOMETHING I NEED TO SHARE

This is a sausage guillotine:

Imagine Vlad getting one of these

@yanderepuck

#im freaking out #aaaaaaaa #sausage guillotine #ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikevamp charles

[konpeitocontraband]

Hideyoshi asking the real questions ( +･｀ω･)b

#otome #ikemen sengoku #ikesen #cybird #ikemen hideyoshi #ikesen hideyoshi #ikemen sasuke #ikesen sasuke #sleeping with you in my arms event #sausage fest 2019

[lethesomething]

The definitely not definitive otome guide

I sincerely doubt the world needs this, but that sort of thing has never stopped me before. Have an extremely biased guide of several dating sim games, organised by some arbitrary metrics.

Word of warning: this will be long (4k words), because I've played an embarrassingly large amount of otomes.

As a disclaimer: obviously this is a personal opinion. If you (as a lot of people do) enjoy the more forceful bad boy type in your dating sim, I’m not going to judge you. I, however, don’t, so this list is very specifically going to call out games for how they treat the protag.

Featured here: Amnesia: Memories,  Blood in Roses, Cutie Demon Crashers, Destined to Love, Dream Daddy, Hatoful Boyfriend, Hustle Cat,  Ikemen Revolution, Ikemen Sengoku, Lost Alice,  Midnight Cinderella,  Monster Prom, Mystic Messenger

A note on play styles.

These games come in a few flavours, which is important to know if you're gonna try them.

The vast majority of the mobile games here follow a basic visual novel structure. You pick a guy and read through the different chapters, and depending on your answers you'll be leaning toward one of two or three endngs. Since these are free to play mobiles, there's a bunch of challenges you will need to log in daily to pass.  

Mystic Messenger is the main outlier, since it's a chat simulator that plays in real time.

The pc games tend to be more complex, with interlocking routes and more endings, generally. You'll need a number of skill points to meet character A for instance, or you'll need to do a series of actions to reach ending B.

  Great games

Ikemen Sengoku

Hands down one of the best mobile otomes out there right now. I found this when searching for pics of Masamune Date (from a different game) and I've sort of been obsessed with otomes since.

Platform: Android (free to play, pay for premiums) Story: MC gets sucked into a wormhole and finds herself 500 years back in time, in Sengoku era Japan. She drops in on the exact moment where Nobunaga Oda, the Demon King, would be assassinated at Honno-ji. She stops the murder, disrupts the timeline and now there's a bunch of hot warlords vying for her attention. Protagonist’s spine: Reinforced steel. This is one of my favourite protags, because she is Super Sassy and doesn't take shit, unless she's literally being threatened with a sword. The protags where I feel like I understand their actions are few and far between, but this is one of them. Except when she goes far beyond mere bravery to get her man, and decides to forgo tampons and, like, wifi, to live 500 years in the god damn past. Squick factor: Low. This game is made by Cybird, a company that appears very big on consent. The guys generally treat MC with respect, probably more than could be reasonably asked of a Sengoku warlord. The only worrying stuff happens in the Obvious Yandere route, but you kinda know what you're getting yourself into with that one.

The Good: I friggin love the writing for this game. The guys feel like real characters, there's a ton of interaction between them and I need to give this game extra points for the story events, which are almost invariably gold. This is where the makers stop giving a shit about realism and just go for what they want to write. There's ones where all the guys are suddenly idols, there's a Christmas episode, there's one where they battle through cooking and cleaning. It doesn't take itself serious, is what i mean, and it's Hilarious. The Bad: This is one where the in-game art (aside from the CG's) is actually not that great. Hideyoshi's smile is kinda weird looking and the models feel a little outdated at this point. Best Warlord: This is very difficult, because a lot of them are dreamy, but let's just say that I need a Mitsuhide route so very badly.

 Ikemen Revolution

The newest Cybird game and my current fave.

Story: MC falls down the rabbit hole when she tries to give a rushed White Rabbit man something he dropped. She ends up in Cradle/Wonderland, where war is about to break out between the Red and Black army, the Hearts and the Spades. Everyone is hot dudes and MC is considered Alice the Second (after the one from Through the Looking Glass). Squick factor: Low. Again: Cybird game. This means there is steamy situations and sex scenes, but they're blatantly consensual. The routes I've played so far keep well within the bounds of what I would consider romantic. Protagonist’s spine: Varnished wood.  In general MC is self-propelling with occasional bouts of bravery. You can tell why she's doing the things she's doing and how she reacts to situations feels sort of logical. She's hard-working and caring and a little naïve, but the fact that she's canonically a woman from early 19th Century London does put a lot of her actions in perspective (like the amount of bullshit she puts up with).

The Good: The writing is fun. There's a good mix of angst and just… general comedy. The characters interact with each other a lot, and it feels like they're a big loud family, especially in the Black Army, which is more like a frat than anything else. The art is also decent. The backgrounds are utterly gorgeous and most of the guys are very good looking. When I first started the game I was weirded out by the blinking animation, but I have since gotten used to that. The Bad: I found some of the plot rushed. Like you spend so long slow burn growing toward each other, and then suddenly stuff has to happen action movie style because we're running out of chapters. The final chapters of Fenrir's route were just plain dumb. Like could that BE more of an obvious trap. Come on MC, I expected better of you. Also, since this is a very new game, not that many routes are out (four at the time of writing). Best boy: Hooo man. Of the routes that are out, Ray is very… oooof. But my fave chars are probably 'so done' Sirius (the fact that he's voiced by Suwabe has nothing to do with this, surely) and 'also quite done' Kyle, who is both a doctor and an alcoholic wreck of a human being.

 Mystic Messenger

You know Mystic Messenger, it's like one of the biggest otome's of the past few years.

Platform: Android, iOS (free to play, pay for extra saves and stuff) The Story: MC follows a text message to a weirdly high tech apartment and this somehow puts her in the position of party planner for a secretive group of weird people. It only gets more complicated from there. The game plays out in real time, via chat conversations and the occasional story segment. Squick factor: Um. I personally wasn't weirded out, but I also decided very specifically not to play Jumin's route. This girl did her research. The routes in Another Story are also very over the top and would probably bug me. While I love the Saeran character, I don't think I'd be able to handle that route. So: highly dependent on chosen route. Protagonist’s spine: Adderall. It takes a specific kind of person to download a chat app and follow the instructions given by a random stranger therein. It takes a much stranger person to sit in an apartment with a bomb and just keep inviting people to a party. MC is on a different level from us mortals.

The Good: I loved the game mechanic, because it felt very real. The player is following a chatroom, just like the character is. Besides that, the story is completely bonkers and I appreciate that. The Bad: Did I mention it plays in real time? Because it plays in real time, meaning you get chat conversations at two in the morning. I was very sleep deprived when I played this. Best boy: 707. Dude is funny and deep and hot and relatable and smart and I want to give him all the hugs.

 Dream Daddy

One of the few decidedly mlm games I've played so far. You've probably heard of it since it was the subject of much hype and much controversy. Markiplier played it. Friggin Buzzfeed has video's on it.

Platform: PC and Mac (it's on Steam) The Story: MC is a Dad who moves into a neighbourhood with a lot of other single(-ish) dads. Time to work it. Squick factor: Low. This is primarily a humour game: there's a ton of dad jokes and silly mini games, and a distinct lack of kabe don's. The canon routes are all very thoughtful. Protagonist’s spine: Barbecued sausage. Player Dad just goes for it. He’s flexible and caring enough to handle the more sensitive subjects, and self aware enough to deal with random crime and weird drunks.

The Good: I remember opening this game and, in the character creation screen, telling a trans friend of mine 'omg you can wear binders', and the sheer Glee of his reaction. That's the kinda stuff this game was, partly, made for and it is appreciated. I really liked the tongue-in-cheek writing, most of the jokes landed and the whole thing is just a lot of fun. The Bad: Some of the minigames are annoying. Why the hell are you making me play Bejeweled with fish? I also had a hard time sympathizing with some of the kids. I mean… Lucien straight up tries to murder someone? Ernest is 'rebellious' but he's also an ass. Best dad: Damien has the best route, but have you Seen Mat? Holy moly.

 Not worth it games

Amnesia: Memories

This game should come with a friggin warning, so I'm giving it here. Its popularity and star rating is a terrible indicator for how much you may enjoy this game. It presents itself as a cute dating sim with gorgeous art, but it devolves into straight up horror, and not in the good way. This feels like a guidebook written in the 1800's to tell young women their place. Not even mortified intrigue could make me finish this. 

Platform: PC (Steam or Google Play) and PlayStation Vita Story: MC wakes up with amnesia. Someone hurt her and she doesn't know who to trust. You'll need to figure out what happened. Squick factor: Super high. Like… so high.  Everyone treats MC like shit and she just lets it happen, even developing all kinds of Stockholm Syndrome as she falls in love with these asshats. MC's childhood friend supposedly loves her but is such a tsun and just… doesn't communicate while also treating her like a small child. One of the other characters is so popular he has a fucking harem but MC is just supposed to wait for him to actually fall in love with her. And don't even get me started on that friggin yandere. *shudders* Even the secret route 'true love' character is a million types of wrong. Protagonist’s spine: Undercooked custard. MC has the self preservation skills of a wet sponge and whoever is playing this is supposed to get turned on by high concept ideas of S&M that are just written out so badly everything feels like an abusive relationship.

The Good: *sigh* The art. The art is very pretty (I'm upset at the art since it sucked me into the horror). Also, as a visual novel, this one is complex as all hell. There's a ton of endings  (most of them deadly) depending your actions as a player. It's vast, is what I'm saying. Also, I hear the clover route isn't as bad as some of the others, but I was too weirded out to try. The Bad: See rant. This is one of those games that really seems to glorify the whole possessive, abusive boyfriend shtick, but it's ok because he loves you, really. Ugh. Just… ugh. Best boy: Kent? I guess? He doesn't appear to be actively abusing MC at least.

 Shall we date: Lost Alice

I wondered if I should include this because I literally played like ten chapters  and then deleted it, but that in itself should give some indication.

Platform: Android (free to play, in-app premium purchases) Story: MC wakes up in the forest with amnesia (I see a trend). Turns out she's in Wonderland and everyone thinks she's Alice. Most of Wonderland's characters are, predictably, hot men. Squick  factor: Unavailable. I didn't play far enough to see but some of the men are quite pushy and also it's a Shall we date app, so… tread carefully. Protagonist’s spine: Cement. This is an MC that puts up a fight, which I respect. Sadly she does so in that 'needlessly aggressive' way that anime characters sometimes have. I didn't find her particularly sympathetic.

The Good: The art. It's always the art that gets me. The Bad: The UI annoyed the shit out of me. This is a free to play, pay for premiums game, so some level of mindless clicking is expected if you try to play for free. This one had just too much. There was friend greeting and picture rating and princess lessons and got knows what else, all taking a ton of time. Trying to get to the home page popped up at least four different 'now on sale' screens every single time. The writing wasn't good enough for me to deal with that. Best boy: Well there’s a cat. So.

 Decent games

Hustle cat

This game is set in a cat café, that was all the encouragement I needed to buy it.

Platform: PC (Steam) Story: MC is invited to take a job at a cat café. Turns out everyone in the café is cursed, and also they're into you. Squick factor: Almost non-existant. This is a very tumblr friendly game in the sense that your love interests are both male and female, and none of them are particularly pushy. The relationships feel pretty natural and mostly consist of MC helping their love interest with some subquest. Protagonist’s spine: Cucumber. MC is actually pretty cool. The game does that 'modern western game' thing where you get to pick a gender and a skin colour for your protag and the general atmosphere is 'tongue in cheek'. MC doesn't let people walk over them, but they're generally helpful.

The Good: CATS. The premise of this game is pretty neat. The Bad: According to Steam I played this five months ago, and I pretty much forgot about it. Fun game but not particularly memorable. Best cat: Landry. Tall, gentle giants are a particular weakness.

 Shall we date: Blood in Roses

This is me giving Shall we Date another shot, because the amount of hot mildly medieval boys was intriguing.

Platform: Android (free to play, in-app premiums) Story: There's two, because this app has been around for a while and now has two 'seasons'. The Witch stumbles upon a supposedly abandoned castle and gets imprisoned there by a bunch of vampires. The Hunter, meanwhile, seeks out the castle because she wants to stop an attack on her village. Both come to realize that the castle is now a hotel for monsters, and that its denizens are both not what they imagined, and also hot. Squick factor: Highly dependent on route. The Witch literally starts in a jail cell, so you can imagine the Stockholm Syndrome shit that goes down. Also, this is a personal preference, but I'm really weirded out by a lot of blood play stuff so most of the vampire routes are gonna be… problematic. Shall we Date games don't shy away from sex scenes and I like that, but coupling them with drinking blood 'to get in the mood' is a rather specific niche. The game does offer a number of other options for you to court, from werewolves to wizards and… grim reapers? It's a mixed batch. If you're not into pushed boundaries I can offer one tip: stay away from the vampires. Protagonist’s spine: Sand cookie. She has one, but it's brittle. I've mostly played Hunter routes and it's like… she tries, and she can take care of herself but she also tolerates more bullshit than necessary, ya know.

The Good: The art is good, and some of the storylines are intriguing despite my reservations. I'm still playing it (mostly in a quest to find a good ending where MC doesn't die to become a weird immortal creature).  The UI, while annoying, isn't as bad as Lost Alice's, or so it seems. The Bad: The writing is very hit or miss. There's routes where the guy just sort of lowkey stalks MC, until she suddenly decides she's incredibly in love with him. There's others  that make even less sense, and then there's ones that feel more natural. In general, MC's actions don't  seem to have a lot of thought put into them. Best boy: So far: Gordon. He's cute and sensible and tortured and not incredibly antagonistic.

 Midnight Cinderella

You'll notice a friggin ton of Cybird games on here.

Platform: Android (free to play, premium purchases) Story: MC gets, mostly by accident, chosen to be the Princess of Wysteria. As such she must prepare to govern the country when the king dies, and choose a consort from a number of suitors. Squick factor: Low. Not only are these men respectful of her, they're rather literally treating her like royalty. Having said that, there is a lot of the typical hurtful tsun stuff going in several routes. Protagonist’s spine: Lightly done steak. There's something weird going on with the protag in this game. When it comes to governing, she's tough as nails. She's thrown into a situation she wasn't ready for, and while this stresses her out 24/7, she performs admirably. On the other hand, her main reaction to literally anything when it comes to love is 'Oh'. She cries a lot, at times she feels like a wet rag. There's a bunch of situations she could have just solved by going 'Yeah I'm into you'. She's complex, I guess.

The Good: The writing, while melodramatic, is nice. The art is good as well. The Bad: This is an old game and it doesn't perform that well on my current-gen smartphone. Expect to push certain buttons several times before the game realizes what you're trying to do. Also the loading takes ages. Best boy: For me, Sid, because he reminds me of Aomine Daiki and I'm weak for that type of personality. As far as routes go, Leo's probably had the most impact on me.

 Destined to Love

I'll be honest, I started this because of an event in Ikemen Sengoku that would give me cross game storage. Don't judge me.

The Story: MC gets flung back in time (this is also a trend, it seems) to the 1800's, a few weeks before the Ikedaya incident will make the Shinsen-gumi a historic Legend. She meets, and chrams, a whole bunch of historical figures. Protagonist’s spine: Cured leather. As a modern woman sent back in time, MC is probably fairly sassy by the standards of the time, but she remains mostly polite. She's tough, considering the circumstances, but quite pliable in that 'we'll see where this goes and make the best of it' way. Squick factor: Low. There's one character that just screams 'red flag' but I have yet to try his route. Since this is a Cybird game, most of the guys are pretty respectful.

The Good: I really like the premise? As the title suggests, MC's love is part of a higher destiny, one that transcends time, and it's one of the reasons she has to go to friggin 1800's Japan. She has a hand in making history. This amuses me. Also, the guys are pretty good looking. The Bad: This is a fairly old mobile game and you can kinda tell. On a technical level it's not as bad as Midnight Cinderella, but again the touch buttons aren't always responsive. Besides that, some of the writing is rather clunkily translated and a bunch of the art is low res. Best Boy: I haven't played all the routes here, but Katsura is a god damn sweetheart, and Kyo and Yamazaki seem adorable AF.

 The weird: the special ones

Hatoful Boyfriend

The reason I know otome's exist. This one shot to meme status a few years back.

Platform: PC (it's on Steam) Story: MC is one of the last remaining humans after sentient birds took over the world. She gets enrolled into an elite school for pigeons. Squick factor: Medium to high. The major thing to understand about Hatoful is that on the surface it looks like a particularly silly dating sim with pigeons, but dig deeper and it is Also a full blown apocalyptic horror story. And it follows the genre where a wrong move gets MC horrifically killed. Having said that, several of the routes, including the god damn serial killer one, didn't bother me as much as something like Amnesia, because they were not sold as romantic. Maybe it's the whole pigeon thing, maybe it's the general weirdness of the plot, or maybe it is because said serial killer actually goes 'Surely you knew this would happen', before he guts you. Protagonist’s spine: Gummy bear. MC is highly forgettable, but therefore also like… not annoying. The main focus here is on uncovering the many layered plot and the player character doesn't really have a scripted personality, she just embodies the player's actions.

The Good: This whole game is so out there. There's a reason it became so popular. It's an Experience. The plot is over the top and intricate and Weird, and that makes it intriguing. There's a ton of routes and endings, some more secret than others. The 'human' version of some of these birds is kinda hot (sadly that includes the serial killer). The Bad: the plot is so weird and meandering that it's kinda hard to follow at times. I'm fairly certain it takes several guides to unlock all the endings. Best Birb: It's been a while, but I remember liking Yuuya's route quite a lot.

 Monster Prom

The new hype.

Platform: PC (Steam!) Story: MC is a student at Monster High, and is trying to get a date for Monster Prom with one of the hot people. Squick factor: None. I mean, nothing that happens here is in accordance to health and safety norms, but that's kinda the point. It's a parody game, making fun of all the hoops teenagers are willing to jump through to become popular. Protagonist's spine: Coagulated blood. MC is willing to make deals with demons, wear corpses as a hat, anything really. The question is very openly: what could I do to make them like me.

The Good: It's a funny game. I like the characters, who embody everything from the Mean Girl to the Hipster Nerd and the Needlessly Aggressive Jock. The art is simple, cartoon style, but pretty neat. The Bad: Everything is very tongue in cheek, which leaves it a little… light for my tastes. I don't feel like any of the routes matter in the grand scheme of things, MC hasn't truly touched anyone's heart. The whole thing is a joke game, so it's funny, but a bit shallow. Best monster: Polly, the permanently stoned party girl.

 Cute Demon Crashers

Technically a sex game? But a really very special one.

Platform: PC (free! Here!) Story: A portal opens in MC's house and four Incubi/Succubi drop through. To apologize for the inconvenience, while they wait for a portal back, they offer to teach MC about sex. Squick factor: I've written about this game before and the best thing, the very best thing about it is how incredibly consent-minded it is. Like, even if you're already in bed, getting it on, there's always an option to turn back and leave it at that. The demons are really just there to help MC find out what gives her pleasure. Protagonist’s spine: Rock. Obviously, MC is mildly upset about four random demons showing up. As mentioned before, what happens next is mostly up to the player.

The Good: It's free and the art is pretty and I love the premise. The Bad: Kinda short, but again: free. Cutest Demon Crasher: *cough* Orias *cough*

#otome game #mystic messenger #ikemen revolution #ikemen sengoku #amnesia memories #and a bunch more #shall we date #lethey writes #long post

[rironomind]

GS Artists Rec List

I told @the-nysh I would do this so I did. I’m just here to shamelessly promote my favs.  If you want to binge on art, trawl Pixiv and bookmarks. If you want daily art, follow the artists’ Twitter, or @GSnightfight. 

Sidenote: It is strange to know that some of the raunchiest stuff come from mums. 

(Artists under the cut!)

Kinako [Pixiv] [Twitter]- Protec. Their comic strips are so cute and good. Like this one here and an ongoing one on Twitter. I don’t really understand it but it seems like Genos drank a memory loss chemical to forget about how he couldn’t really love Saitama but then ended up in a relationship with him anyway? He calls just calls Saitama “Saitama”, it’s very bittersweet because he regrets drinking it. (Full thread here)

Yutani [Pixiv] - They do doujins, including one where Genos turns into a white wolf and one where Saitama gets double-teamed by devil!Genos and bunny!Genos.

Lisa [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Have I mentioned lately how much I love Lisa? I’ve been following her ever since she did “The person who makes you happy/Happy people” (Part 1/Part 2). She just did an omegaverse doujin too. Her style is a bit anatomically questionable but they look soft and blushy and muscley and romantic so I’m into it. She’s also done a couple of fake movie posters that’s also very tender. ^3^ (Also, nice try Lisa, I know you draw gratuitous bottom!Genos porn on a separate Twitter account.)

Nano [Pixiv] [Twitter] [Tumblr] - Soft, round egg. They did a doujin where Saitama gets fucked while wearing a dress as well as this really nice sfw doujin about Genos realising he likes Saitama. And who could forget this iconic fake twitter video. (Also they’re on tumblr! Please show them more love)

Polon [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Soft watercolour style, lithe muscley egg illustrations in sexy (and funny) poses and outfits. Loads of lovely short R18 comics. One of my favs is in here where Saitama’s cum is turned into Cookies and Cream flavour by a monster and this one where Saitama gets a bad fan letter and needs some TLC. They also have cat!sensei and dog!Genos versions which are super cute. Cat!Sensei is very chubby (it’s in their icon!).

Oikkodeth [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Yall better recognise. Mainly R18 doujins and puts out one every event (that’s like 5 times a year or more). They’ve covered the whole range: hanahaki, Little Red Riding Hood, human torso!Genos and more. Anatomy is a bit stiff but they’re so proficient.

Mido [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Korean but translates her comics to Japanese. Expressive, cute, clean comic style.

Akiyama [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Yall better fucking R E C O G N I S E. They, along with asamizu and a few others, have been posting since 2013. They churn out doujins like a machine and even has their own category in the doujin store, their books took up half a shelf. Consistently cute, punchy dialogue and doesn’t deal with drama. But you don’t need me to tell you. (Look at this though!!)

Hoyu [Pixiv] [Twitter] - You guys remember the sausage pillow comic? Do you like spit, licking, kinks and softcore yandere Genos? You’re gonna love Hoyu. Also, she knows loads of people? I always see her in the comments on twitter. Very skinny boys and twisted love, a new and interesting sketchy style.

Akiko [Pixiv] [Twitter] - A very girly and attentive waifu top!Genos and a tired Saitama. Puts out a comic strip almost every day? #blessed. (Sensei, please be sweet to me!) Doesn’t do R18 very often.

Oishigeru [Pixiv] - Does only doujins, maybe twice a year? Most, if not all are R18 and Saitama always looks vaguely worried. i like Even If mostly because it’s the only one I read all the way through and it’s about insecurities of a relationship. There was another doujin about Genos/Two Saitamas. Does introspective egg very well so I’m immediately biased. Doesn’t post art on twitter so I’m not including it.

Emochikaoya [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Yall already know I’m a massive fan of Kaoya’s work. Kinkwise, if you think of it, she’s probably drawn it. Super efficient, churns out minicomics once a week in between drawing her original comic (can’t stop the thirst, guys). I’m trying to get her to do more coloured illustrations so if you guys want to stroke her ego, I’ll pass it on. My favourite doujin of hers is ‘Who’ and it has hands-down The Best Egg Lecture. Probably one of the few artists who bother to translate to English (you’re welcome). I have a million things to say about her but it would turn into an essay so I’ll stop.

Minerux [Pixiv] [Twitter] - A member of the @GSNightFight challenge on Twitter. Uncertain and worried egg and supportive and very attentive borg. Check out “Curiousity” and “Red String” and a personal fav “Hold on”.

Dokimaru [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Her neko sensei is probably the most iconic. He has a sweatshirt with like 6 nipples? Iconic. they drew a hot springs doujin where Genos turned basically his whole body into a vibe and Saitama caused him to short circuit and blow out every fuse in the ryokan. They set off the fire sprinklers. This one ficart where Saitama gets double-teamed by two Genoses knocked me flat.

Mat [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Mat?? Is so?? Good?? Ever think about how a look can break your heart? Egg is always tired and Genos is worried. Contact is very sweet and makes your heart twinge, and there’s another one they just released about Saitama being cursed with handcuffed hands

Hebitoriasu [Pixiv] [Twitter] - I’m not a big fan of the shading but I can see improvement. Mostly R18 doujins but they’re cute.

Tori/Saboten [Pixiv] [Twitter] - They have two major AUs - fem!Saitama (Nyotama) and Sabo-sensei - and they’re both amazing. Very good readability, very funny comics. If you’re not a fan of fem!Saitama, they have dedicated groups of art for nyotama. Of course my fav of their works is the one with all of Saitama and Genos’ dating problems and the one where Saitama is “Weak to ikemen (handsome guys)”.

Asamizu [Pixiv] - What kind of useless list would this be without Asamizu? Yeah they had their own category too on the doujin shelf. Very nice graphics, and they discuss relationship topics in a candid manner. Been drawing these boys for over 4 years! Mostly doujins. I also have to plug their game (visual novel) about Saitama endlessly repeating a week to try to get Genos to stop asking him out, it will probably last 10 hours. God they do love to ramble.

Toufumaru [Pixiv] - I’ll admit, I’m not a big fan of their recent work (sailor uniform sensei and sensei who wants to be held) but I really like Blue in Blue and Mellow Yellow which talk about Saitama’s non-existent emotions.

Nemunoki [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Mainly R18 doujins. They’ve explored all manner of sexual situations and kinks. Outdoor sex, electricity, double penetration, tentacles, you name it. It’s all amazing. The perspective does throw me off though.

Untara [Pixiv] - Into switch but really likes bottom!Genos anyway. What can I say? Kinky, but hot.

Satoku [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Melancholy egg! Attentive Genos! Does mostly short comics but they’re so cute. Martyr Saitama is my jam!

Kamikoawakakyouko [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Interesting concepts. Recently released a comic that I consider to be the pinnacle of the OPM fandom because it’s Saitama having to consider the environmental/global impact of his strength and how that boils down to affect his everyday life.

Matabi [Pixiv] - Pretty much only doujins. Sensei has moobs and the boys are squishy and blushy. Also does quite a bit of rimming.

Sototuka [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Mostly R18 illustrations with some nice shading but questionable garments. She drew this doujin with futa!Sensei and double-dick Genos. 

Hara Hara [Pixiv] - Saitama is the manic pixie dream girl you guys never thought would exist. Fashion model ingenue. Werk it, sensei. Permanent come hither. Seeing Saitama in dresses brings me life (even if he is super skinny).

Raoki [Pixiv] - Mainly R18 illustrations. I remembered she did sounding with Pocky.

Gmeko [Pixiv] - C U T E. Round and pastels. Soft with lots of TLC. Did a “(I’ll find you) Before the stars do” comic and a hair washing comic.

NICE BOON [Pixiv] - Korean who takes no shit. Fantastic fashion. Little to no BL but the concepts are all on pointe. Existential egg. Eggistential. Locked twitter.

Silver_mssk [Pixiv]  [Twitter] - locked account but if you managed to add her…really, really good eggistential portraits in a variety of scenes. Hilarious comics and a stone face Genos and flailing egg. Also lots of Mobuncle/Saitama scenarios? Which…tbh same.

Foo2333 [Twitter] - What if Saitama took part in enjo kosai (paid dating)? Bottom!Saitama, a soft and sexy egg desired by all. Listen, I don’t make the rules. 

Skaky21 [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Mostly out of the fandom but dips in sometimes. Very polished shiny style. Not my cup of tea but it’s cute.

1200年丸 [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Now mostly BNHA but does OPM sometimes. Mostly SFW. This comic is cute.

ICHIKAZU [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Curly haired boyish Genos! Everyone’s crazy about her Apocaplyse!AU but I prefer her newest doujin where Saitama wins a camera and Genos uses it to take lots of pictures of his sensei.

Kaji Oyaji [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Wowowow so cute and pastel? Is everyone an angel? Am I dead? Soft and sweet. Saitama is like a fairy and Genos is in love. Imagine the embodiment of Spring.

Ginsky [Pixiv] - Chinese. They’ve moved on but boy those were some bright colours and expressive faces.

Tutu_en_f [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Soft romantic sketches. Feel very french but I’m only saying that because she is literally in France now.

COCONUT [Pixiv] - Korean. Fashionable (you see a trend?) Saigenos sketches. Young boyish Genos, manly egg.

Obachan [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Chibi comics. Still active and cute af.

Shiwasu [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Woah this egg is too cute for this world. Does short comics, draws sex but not especially ero. I like this one which is about Genos becoming able to read Saitama’s mind, first kiss (self explanatory) and Saitama losing his strength (R18).

Nyuton [Pixiv] [Twitter] - Active on Twitter. Posts a lot of speed-colouring videos. Nice sketchy feeling but with colour. Likes to borrow concepts from music videos.

Mochi [Pixiv] - Crudely-drawn gag comics with a humour on par with ONE’s. Please, they’re so good. This one opens up with both of them wearing The Dress.

Shout out to starjr_major who is currently in Golden Kamui hell but used to draw some really amazingly cute Saitama.

#ronm #rec list #wow this is long #that's not all of them

[bakathief]

Tagged!

tagged by @mandlien Name: バーカ Nickname: Baka, Sui, VK (Ka-chan) Zodiac sign: let’s say I’ve got lots of balance Height: Around 1.72 maybe? Nationality: I like sausages and potatoes Sexual orientation: Boys. With a soft spot for Ikemen. Favorite fruit: Strawberries and bananas! Favorite season: Summer! Favorite flower: sunflowers Favorite scent: Vanilla (mostly because I love the smell of baled goods) Favorite book: Percy Jackson - the lightning thief Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: mostly tea, but I do get hot chocolate when I feel like treating myself! Average hours of sleep: 7-8 hours Cats or dogs: Woof Number of blankets you sleep with: two at home Dream trip: Touring all of Japan! Blog created: December of 2014 Number of followers: I had cracked 900 recently, but I can’t check atm, sorry! Tagging @nemuri-no-kid @prettyboyseverywhere @katsudonthatenthrallsmen @hikarinchan @kudutsu @schadenfreudead @shin-red-dear and everyone else who wants to do it and has the time! (Like when you're stuck in a traffic jam ＿φ(￣ー￣ ))

#tag #tagged

[workbyrui]

<<Late post. I thought I had posted this before, only to find out it got stuck in my drafts and was never published.😅 Anyhooey, I drew this while reading Kanetsugu's route when it came out.>>

Me while reading a few chapters of Kanetsugu's route today.😅

This morning, I finally admitted to myself that Kanetsugu was quickly moving towards the top of my list. But then I got to Chapter 8 and Mitsuhide showed up doing what he does best...😍

Kanetsugu might have been moving towards the top of my list and, honestly, I don't know where he'll end up once I'm done with his route. But I know one thing's for sure:

Mitsuhide will still be #1 for me.💜🤍💙

#ikemen sengoku #ikesen #fan art #my art #ikemen #rui's art #ikesen mitsuhide #ikemen sausage #ikesen kanetsugu

[konpeitocontraband]

To be fair, I laughed too (and cringed...a little...>.> ) when the saw the teaser for this event... (´つヮ⊂)

#sausage fest 2019 #otome #ikemen sengoku #ikesen #cybird #sleeping with you in my arms event #i mean come on wtf pillowfighting