#im jewish

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Jewish Eddie Munson saying "Oy yoy yoy" or "Oy vey" every time Steve makes a mistake, but like Steve just finds it endearing because Eddie almost never speaks Hebrew and Yiddish, so it's funny when he does, even if it's just to mock him when he messes up

#stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #jewish eddie munson #im jewish #yiddish #hebrew #oy yoy yoy #oy vey

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

had a dream that the new antisemitic conspiracy theory was that Garfield was Jewish propaganda, and people were calling him "Jewish Pizza Cat"

and the part that annoyed me most wasnt the attempted antisemitism but more the fact that he is a LASAGNA cat.

anyway, Hey Jumblr, should we adopt Garfield as one of ours?

#dreams #im jewish #jumblr #what do you guys think of this one?

[apollos-arc]

friendly reminder that taika waititi is a piece of shit, don't let ofmd overshadow the fact he doesn't care about Palestinian people

#ofmd #palestine #free palestine #and before anyone #even starts #im jewish #so

[superevilmeowmeow]

merry christmas!

#im jewish #tohru honda #furuba #fruits basket

[ramtiger]

does crossing yourself actually do anything or is it just catholic flair

#im jewish #bottom text

[magical-girl-coral]

One of the dumbest complains I heard against atlantis was that stealing the heart of atlantis was “unrealistic” because “it made no sense to take that as well with all the gold and archaeological discoveries they found along the way.”

Like, they were white Americans during 1914. What the actual fuck did you expect?

A criticism like that can only come out of someone who never had anything stolen from their culture by white christians.

#also everyone who stayed behind came from immigrant cultures which makes the ending make even more sense #if youre not whiter than the white house #Atlantis: The Lost Empire #atlantis the lost empire #im jewish #trust me when i say i know what im talking about

[henghost]

Spotify wrapped season... Reminded how problematic I am

#twigblr #kanye west #Problematic #steven universe #im jewish

[juniper1428]

Oops I decorated for Christmas

#im jewish #lol #christmas #christmas decoration #winter wonderland #winter aesthetic #winter vibes #christmas aesthetic #i missed out on so much #merry christmas #yuletide #yule

[imnotevencatholic]

גמר חתימה טובה

(g'mar chatimah tovah)

#yom kippur #im jewish #just a reminder #yom kippur is our highest holy day! here's the well wishes saying #(because its the Day of Atonement‚ so not a happy holidays sitch) #גמר חתימה טובה

[dylan-duke]

https://www.tumblr.com/dylan-duke/737658301121249281/oh-my-goodness-munchkin-and-logan-ellen-gets-one

noo not a stocking

like those tatty one dollar decorations that yiu can get customised and put everyones names on it

i have no idea what ur talking about nonny....

#im jewish #lol

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Steve: There's a dinner party at Nance's. Do you want to go?

Eddie: THE THING THAT KILLED JESUS? HELL YEAH

#no hate on jesus by the way this is just how i react to things #stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #jewish eddie munson #im jewish

[thepig]

i do think we got shortchanged in normalizing monotheism for religion it would be nice to have smaller dieties to pray to just from a worldbuilding standpoint. but no its big man or nothing

#dolores #im JEWISH

[salemwitchtrials1692]

*in an obviously fake Italian accent* EYYYY JOEYY of Nazareth

#jesus chirst #in modern day ofc #im jewish #idk why this came to me

[morrowleaf]

Rule #1 of the internet: anything you say can and will be used against you, no matter how innocuous you think your statement is.

You could post that you had a good sandwich and get accused of bigotry.

#one time I said that I like the sound of music and I got accused of being a Nazi sympathizer #IM JEWISH #most of the internet is one big realm of Bad Faith Takes

[dj-of-the-coven]

in case it hasn't been made clear already i do NOT allow nazis or nazi sympathizers to follow this fucking blog. Get lost and get fucked

#can't believe one of you fuckers had the balls to follow me #IM JEWISH

[scarletcomet]

why the fuck did tumblr just give me an ad for a christian college??

#wtf?? #im jewish #love how you'll find christian ads AND shave your balls ads on this lovely hellsite