A very young Bruce Wayne, phoning his butler from a random party: “Alfred can you come get me? People here are doing cocaine.”
Alfred, who’d been snorting cocaine like James Bond for two decades before Bruce was even born, and only stopped because it set a bad example for his ward: “…certainly, sir.”
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Petition to have a post-credit scene which is just the whole cast of OFMD singing the musical number Waterloo just like they did in Mamma Mia.
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The Buddie thing I can’t stop thinking about today is: Eddie, in the softest sweatpants and a LAFD shirt worn thin with a splatter of holes near the collar, sitting on the couch with one leg tucked up underneath him while teaching Buck how to sew using an emergency sewing kit and a little red hoodie from one of Christopher’s stuffed animals because Buck showed up at the Diaz house, mid panic attack, holding Jee’s favorite stuffy with a ripped purple dress that’s “limited edition, Eddie. It’s not funny. She’s gonna hate me”. Buck sitting on the floor curled up against the bottom of the couch and in one of Eddie’s hoodies that he thought he’d lost months ago, leaning over to watch Eddie’s instructions intensely, tip of his tongue poking out and fingers ghosting over the movements. Buck assuming Eddie knows how to sew because of the army, but Eddie admitting that he learned by watching his Abuela and practiced by playing “surgeon” on his sisters’ Barbie clothes so that his parents or friends didn’t think it was weird he played dolls with them.
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About the shoes in touchstarved
And just in general with fantasy media… do socks exist there???
Like are our LIs wearing socks??? Or just barefoot in boots? God I can only imagine
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i got kinda curious thinking about it so…
if you use more than one use the one you use the most/prefer
please rb for a larger sample size!! thank you <33
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Why the melee announcer gotta be so mean
Was in the shower thinking and why is he fucking like that???
like "fAiLuRe" i get it bitch I fucked up you don't gotta rub it in.
at least 4/Ult's announcer is more like God announcing what happened, not a judgement on you personally.
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one of my abed headcanons:
for some reason i feel like he would love infodumping about tv to jeff. idk why but i just think he would.
like he would go to jeffs apartment while he's cooking or inbetween classes, and then just like super enthusiastically infodump about his current interests.
and jeff (being the closeted nerd he really is) would listen intently to every word, happy to listen about the tv show or movie in question. he would also secretly feel super honored and emotional that abed chose and trusted him for his special interest :)
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i think genuinely trying to play operation could make keroro cry. from like, trying to get the parts out and touching the borders which makes that awful sound (imagining him cryyelling about how he doesn't mean to be killing that human) although I imagine he learned some amount of precision from building gundams so maybe he's actually great at it. thinking abt that rubik's cube plot tho at the very least he sucks at puzzles. like all of them. oh god he'd be so bad at crosswords. SUDOKU? not even. anyway yea nothing i just pictured him trying to play operation but having a meltdown at the buzzer because hes TRYING TO SAVE THE PERSON yea um send post or whatever
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Jason one day randomly in the middle of a fight: “…you know, I don’t actually wish you would die.”
Bruce: *secretly overflowing with happiness* “Uh huh?”
Jason: “I kind of just hate you.”
Bruce: 🥹
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Lottie Matthews DID NOT attend Burning Man and is in fact safe and doing well
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*in an obviously fake Italian accent* EYYYY JOEYY of Nazareth
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MGRP is the Jojo of magical girls because there sure are some specific ass magical abilities in there
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who's MrsTango?
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Things I cannot picture in middle earth: mangos
Things I can picture: archaeopteryx
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