Me: I'm writing fan fiction again!!!
My friend: Cool, what fandom?
Me: Rick and Morty!
My friend: That's neat, I'd love to read it. Just don't make them fuck.
Me:
(so my friend is no longer going to be a beta reader for any of my fics)
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for anyone who ever compiles my chemical romance's connections to war. this was dead ass a piece of merch in 2005. weirdos (archive.org)
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⌗︙・best friend yuuji ⸜⸜・
i know for a fact that best friend itadori wants to know everything about your sex life.
"what's the biggest you have taken?" he asks you with a smirk as you're sitting in his dorm.
"about 6 inches." you answer and yuuji chokes. he's been told he's big but he never sayed attention to it. but 6 inches is way smaller than he is.
"anything bigger?" he nervously laughs, making you raise a eyebrow at him.
"nope, anything bigger would tear my guts." his heart sinks to his stomach, is he too big for you?
"are you trying to say something?" you have him, he thinks. now there's no denying.
"im a bit bigger."
"yuuji, slow down." you moan as his big cock slides through your insides. yuuji thought the best way to prove that he's big is that he's gonna fuck you with all he has.
"i told you it's gonna fit." he smiles at you, pistoling his cock inside. your pussy is filled to the brim, he's so thick he almost has trouble moving. but with how wet you are, you make it easier for him. you have never thought you would fuck your best friend, but now the circumstances are different, your best friend has a big cock.
"gonna cum, sweet girl?" you can't even listen to what he's saying, his cock is making you drunk. yuuji finds your clit and he rubs it at the speed of his thrusts. all you manage is to yell out before you cum around his cock. he fucks you through your orgasm, cumming inside of you.
"i hope you don't mind i came inside." he tells you as he's cleaning you up. you shake your head, "no, i feel proud to have cum inside of me produced by such a big cock."
he laughs at your answer, throwing the towel at your head. he climbs on the bed next to you, straddling you.
"yeah? then we can try if it will fit in your mouth."
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