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[miroslavcloset]

FYI Harold's british accent is the most british to ever accent

Incorrect Bayern Quotes

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[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Manu: What would happen if I fall?

Thomas: Then I’ll be there to catch you!

Kai, looking at Julian: What if I fall?

Julian: Then I’ll be falling with you, never leaving your side.

Marc:

Marc, to Bernd: And if I fall?

Bernd: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Manu: Thommi... you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now.

Thomas: *muffled* mm hmm :)

Manu: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

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[gaemen]

NOTE: Looks like those middle school confessions. VERY SORRY JS THOUGHT OF IT WHEN I FOUND THIS IMAGE SITTING AROUND IN MY CAMERA ROLL😭‼️)

Joshua: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.

Leon: What hints have you given them?

Joshua: Well, I think about them a lot, and sometimes I even think the eye contact we make is a sign.

Leon: Mayb—*gets cut off*

Joshua: I have feelings for you. *Looks away from him*

Leon: gets cut off again

Joshua: I like talking to you and being around you. *sighs*

Leon: is cut off again

Joshua: Do you realize that I am attracted to you more than you know?

Leon: What?! What does that mean?!

Joshua: You really don’t know? or are you acting?

Leon:* staring at him confused*

Joshua: … I thought that would be obvious by now.

*Before Joshua cut Leon off again, Leon placed his hand over Joshua's mouth.*

Leon: Quit talking already; I get it. Now that you have me all flustered, it's weird.

*Joshua looks at him with puppy eyes; the cold air made his eyes watery.*

Leon stares into his blue eyes: Wait, I don't mean weird, just that I'm all soft all of a sudden- I.. *Doesn't know what to say*

Joshua places his cold hands on top of Leon's: Me neither; I'm panicking. Um... let's just get back and forget about this, you know?

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[leclercloml]

Footballer | Fake Text part 7

(Groupchat edition)

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[childishfirmino]

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[1152sstuff]

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[lauriel816]

Every friend group has

A substitute mom:

An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized:

The feral old soul:

The one that’s always ready to fight:

A token straight who’s on thin ice:

The cinnamon roll:

A himbo:

The asexual:

The weirdo who has to be supervised:

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[1337wtfomgbbq]

I got horses on my mind. I got horses on my mind.

- Thomas Müller, at one point time, probably.

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[footie-stuff-x]

Roca: Wow, Neuer is always so composed. I wonder how he does it

Manuel, internally: shit, shit, shit, shit, sh-

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[formulakimmich]

The club The owner

Thomas Müller has scored 8 goals in 7 appearances against Barcelona in the Champions League - his most against a single opponent in the competition.

That is the most goals anybody has scored against Barcelona in the history of the European Cup or Champions League.

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[miroslavcloset]

Incorrect Bayern Quotes

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[incorrectarsenalfcquotes]

Manu: Bernd, we need to talk about how you're handling your, uh, romantic feelings.

Bernd: I'd say pretty well.

Manu: So you call making sarcastic comments and treating Marc like rubbish "pretty well"?

Bernd: I'm into slow burn.

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[incorrect-futbol-quotes]

Robert: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Leon: I sleep with a knife.

Thomas: Both of you are pathetic.

Robert: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Thomas: Manu.

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[incorrectbayernfrauen]

Sarah: if you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

Carina:

Carina:

Sarah: please clap your hands

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[incorrectfootballerquotes]

Joshua Kimmich: I’m sorry

Manuel Neuer: For what?

Joshua Kimmich: Oh you haven’t been in the kitchen yet.

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