#incorrect hawaii five-0

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Danny: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE?! Steve: [nudges one with his toe] Honestly, not much.

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[mcgarrettsincorrect]

steve: so, why are you single?

danny: don't wanna date right now, how about you?

steve, shrugs: you don't want to date right now

#incorrect hawaii five-0 #mcdanno #steve mcgarrett #danny williams

[teruel-a-witch]

mcdanno + text post meme + freak4freak ad infinitum (it's okay guys, your issues complement each other)

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[canihavesomethingofmyown]

Steve: what do you get when an inexorable force meets an immovable object?

Danny: our marriage.

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[brinleyparke]

Danny: Steve, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Steve: *WTF face* Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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[almostharlanquotes]

Boyd: First you have to seek to understand before you can be enlightened. Raylan: I will literally pay you cash to stop talking.

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[ncisrhapsody]

Steve McGarrett (externally): Book ‘em, Danno 😎

Steve McGarrett (internally): Book me, Danno 😍

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[anastablack]

I'm not sure what is happening here. And that's one of the things I love about H50. The background. You always should look at the background if you don't want to miss something like this.

Danny: *he wanted me to unbutton my shirt. I did it, so why isn't he looking at me?*

Danny: *look at me, Steve*

Steve: *not now, Danny, I'm trying to stay focused*

Steve: *shit, what are they talking about*

Danny: *ha, mission accomplished*

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[sepiawizarddetective]

Danny: Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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[mcdannowave]

Incorrect Quotes - We all know that he knows, Danny. He just loves to bicker with you.

#mcdanno #scott caan #danny williams #hawaii five 0 #incorrect quotes #alert on fox #alert mpu #(are those tags correct? never used them before) #didn't have many scenes for a 'high school bff w/ closeted bi danny williams'. But this way is better #oh man. i had this idea ever since the tease trailer debuted.just didn't hav the juice to do it #(still. for the 'Tall dark and handsome'..and the 'Precious golden cupcake'.I squeeze a bit that i still have in me) #This is just 'one' of Dannys'' many guilty pleasures that he can afford to get when he needs to go to mainland w/o his hubby #(also. so many kids and the dog.It's a big family. yall know the drill.But the pression for going there for Christmas every yr is real xD #Also on topic. Danny's lecture on Steve abt how he got Mr 'Sugar is for the weak'. into a Malasada Void is his favorite #mine #(on other notes: He rly fixed his hair quite a bit over those hiato years. Only missing the top of his head.Still a golden god though)

[incorrect-mcdanno]

Well, you know I love my team. It's just sometimes I want to get in a car and run them all over.

Danny Williams, probably.

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[mcgarrettsincorrect]

danny: i have decided that i am, in fact, a snack, and the issue is that there's not a single hungry person around

steve, under his breath: but i'm starving

#incorrect hawaii five-0 #mcdanno #danny williams #steve mcgarrett

[teruel-a-witch]

If Steve didn't want his co-workers to assume he was taking a vacation to 'reconnect' with his partner perhaps he shouldn't have looked at Danny like that and touched him in a way that indicated that this decision to take days off is directly related to him. Subtlety, thy name is not McDanno.

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[canihavesomethingofmyown]

Oahu, EXT, Day.

STEVE is shirtless, dripping, tanned and gorgeous in the driveway, washing the Silverado with a bucket and sponge.

DANNY pulls up in the Camaro.

DANNY: hey, babe.

STEVE: Danny! That’s the third week in a row you’ve arrived exactly when I’ve been washing the car.

DANNY: pure coincidence, I can assure you.

STEVE: I don’t believe in coincidences. I know what you want.

DANNY: oh, yeah?

STEVE: yeah, you want me to wash the Camaro too.

DANNY (setting up deck chair): yeah, you got me, babe.

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[brinleyparke]

Danny: Dammit, Steve!

Steve: What?! It wasn't me!

Danny: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Kono!

Kono: Not me, either.

Danny: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?

Chin: *whistles*

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[almostharlanquotes]

Raylan: If I died, how much would you miss me? Boyd: It's cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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