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#incorrect madrigal fam quotes
cryingtearsofjamjam · 2 years
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*Pepa takes Camilo off her lap so she can continue working*
Camilo: Mother.... is evil? Mother is unyeilding? Mother is incapable of love? I am packing my little rucksack and going to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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chishiyas-wig · 2 years
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Bruno: What if ducks threw bread back at you
Camilo: You’d have to duck
Dolores: I hate you both-
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madrigl · 2 years
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*madrigal kids planning on confronting alma*
mirabel: i'll do it
luisa: are u sure? you can be a little aggressive sometimes
mirabel: don't worry i got this
[five minutes later]
mirabel, kicking through alma’s door and blowing an airhorn at her face: GET FUCKED GRANDMA
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chishiyas-wig · 2 years
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“What is considered a punishment as a kid but a reward as an adult?”
Bruno: Death
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chishiyas-wig · 2 years
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*during random family meeting*
Abuela: Any questions?
Bruno: *raises hand* Can I please jump out the window-
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chishiyas-wig · 2 years
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Antonio: If I’m bad, santa gives me coal
Felix: That’s right
Antonio: But coal is bad for the environment
Felix: True
Antonio: So if santa gives me coal, it would put HIM on the naughty list
Felix: I guess
Antonio: Which means santa can’t give me coal, and I can be as bad as I want
Felix: Santa needs a lawyer-
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