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#incorrect madrigal fam quotes
bruno-madrigals-wife · 18 days ago
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Camilo: *Gently taps table* Bruno: *Taps back* Mirabel: What are they doing? Delores: Morse code. Camilo: *Aggressively taps table* Bruno: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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incorrect-encanto · 2 months ago
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Mirabel: *tries to push open a door that clearly says “pull”*
Dolores and Camilo, filming her: “Just push harder!”
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vicki-toria-kristal · 10 days ago
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Bruno: What if ducks threw bread back at you
Camilo: You’d have to duck
Dolores: I hate you both-
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madrigl · 17 days ago
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*madrigal kids planning on confronting alma*
mirabel: i'll do it
luisa: are u sure? you can be a little aggressive sometimes
mirabel: don't worry i got this
[five minutes later]
mirabel, kicking through alma’s door and blowing an airhorn at her face: GET FUCKED GRANDMA
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bruno-madrigals-wife · 20 days ago
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Mirabel: Can you please be serious for 5 minutes
Camilo: My record is 4, but I think I can do it..
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bruno-madrigals-wife · 18 days ago
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Isabela: Do you take constructive criticism? Camilo: I only take cash or credit.
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bruno-madrigals-wife · 17 days ago
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Julieta: Is something burning? Augustin: Just my love for you. Julieta: Augustin, the toaster is on fire.
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bruno-madrigals-wife · 3 days ago
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Mirabel: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really fat and ugly!! Isabela, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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bruno-madrigals-wife · 19 days ago
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Julieta fails at dinner.. and at life.
Mirabel: So what’s for dinner? Julieta, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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bruno-madrigals-wife · 8 days ago
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Isabela: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.
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vicki-toria-kristal · 10 days ago
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Antonio: If I’m bad, santa gives me coal
Felix: That’s right
Antonio: But coal is bad for the environment
Felix: True
Antonio: So if santa gives me coal, it would put HIM on the naughty list
Felix: I guess
Antonio: Which means santa can’t give me coal, and I can be as bad as I want
Felix: Santa needs a lawyer-
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