Dr. Light: You're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated.
Protoman: outta my way boy im about to liberate my divine self from this mortal shell
Protoman: hopital
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Megaman Archie rps and aus are so much fun cause of the silly relationships that develop. So have a shitpost of the heat and rock dynamic
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Zero: You may know everything im going to do but thats not going to help you cause i know everything YOU’RE going to do! Strange Isnt It?!
Omega: Why did you say it like that?
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Quick Man: Let's get one thing straight. (Turns on rainbow-coloured lights display) I'm not.
Wood Man: ...
Wood Man: Quick, I support you and all, but this is a really weird way to come out to me.
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(ding dong)
Bass:I've got your shit!
Snake Man:Ah,thank you so much!Here come on in we'll grab you a Shasta.
Bass:And no good deed goes unpinished.
(Gets dragged inside)
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*Megaman is fighting through Adventure Mode, minding his own business*
Pit: MACHINE!
Megaman: Wha-
Pit: Turn. Back. Now.
Megaman: I think I'm getting a Zoom Call from God.
Pit: For what purpose do you trample upon this palace?
Megaman: Uh... for what purpose... do you?
Pit: To question God is heresy, machine! But for your information I am driving the corpse of Kraid like a fucking Mazda!
Megaman: Okay.
Pit: It appears your choice is made. As the Righteous Hand of the Mother I will beat you back into silicon!
Megaman: Someone has mommy issues.
Pit. literally exploding onto the scene: I do NOT have mommy issues! I AM MAMMA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!
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If you can't read the picture:
Saito: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.
Netman: And you came to ME??
(( Gotta love playing with incorrect quotes ))
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Source: Incorrect Quotes Generator (Perchance)
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X: Christmas is cancelled.
Vile: You can't cancel a holiday.
X: Keep it up, Vile, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Vile: What does that mean?
X: Zero, take New Year's away from Vile.
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Proto Man: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Proto Man, gesturing to Bass and Mega Man fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
Proto Man: Bass, we need that!
Bass, holding Mega Man over a trash can: Nope.
Proto Man: Gimme it—
Bass: It’s garbage.
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puts an agenda down. leaves
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Wily ain’t make no bitch and even if he did its one of my brothers.
Bass
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X: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?
Zero: ...
Zero: I killed a guy.
X+Zero: *Crack up laughing*
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Lan: Chat, how do we feel about this?
MegaMan: Lan, do not call me that.
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