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#incorrect mr love queen’s choice quotes
banenaz · 2 years
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MC, playing scrabble: I will put my "A" down to make "A!"
Kiro: I will add to your "A" to make "AT"
Gavin: I will ad to your "AT" to make "RAT"
Lucien, completely genuine (not really): I will add to you "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
Victor: *flips the table*
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Helios, Artemis, and Hades come back to HQ after a job together.
Artemis: You can go home now Helios.
Helios: Cool.
Helios gets in a car and drives away.
Hades: Was that his car?
Artemis: No.
Artemis: It was Ares.
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jovenshires · 2 months
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I know you’re on a break but after that last incorrect quotes I would love it if you could give your thoughts on which glee characters everyone else would get, cuz you were so right with Sam for Spencer
My thoughts are; Blaine for Angela, Quinn for Courtney, Brittany for Olivia, Sebastian for Tommy, Santana for Chanse, and Marley for Kimmy
DLNAFLKNFKLNFKLNRKL this is so funny bc i debated on who to make him for forever and i was worried that sam was my fave so i was just being biased but im glad it went over well xxx i did check in with my bestie before drafting it and she confirmed sam made most sense.
hmmmm excellent q!! i am putting all these thoughts under the cut just so im not raw glee posting on the dash LNSDKNFKLN
this was. SO MUCH harder than i thought it was gonna be okay LKNDNAKFNKL this may be nonsensical and for some of them i simply don't give a concrete answer bc ykw. idk!
olivia is SOOOOO brittany-coded oh my GOD. marley for kimmy just smacked me in the face with how real that is. and quinn-courtney......... yEAH you're so correct. i gotta text my bestie shes gonna freak. her favorite Blonde Girlies. i do love all of these though!! i might personally make some tweaks but i TOTALLY see where you're coming from on all of them
i do like chanse as santana.... but i might switch arasha to santana instead?? just makes sense for the queen of lies imo. the medical examiner feels so santana-coded especially. might shift chanse to kurt bc he can also be a bitch but he's so much more ambitious than that. although it's a Tough call bc i feel like chanse fits both BUT who else would arasha be...
on blaine (and im talking seasons 2-3 blaine bc thats my baby and they cant take him away from me) i do like angela but i am caught between her and damien. it's the Most theater-kid energy of all the glee characters and they are the Most theater-kid energy of all the smosh members. yeah im not 100p sure what Else to do with either of them so that's just a sub note. unsure on that one !
anyway additional thoughts: jackie might be tina-coded?? hopeless romantic, extremely emotional, low-key diva when she wants to be, incredibly talented and they didn't deserve her. again im talking 1-3 tina. they hated her after that for some fucking reason. and on that note shayne is mike im taking no questions at this time. level-headed, smart, not a singer, just here to be a lil guy. yeah.
i think im gonna go with amanda as rachel. lovingly. SO lovingly. all the silliest rachel moments. i could see a couple different people as her (i think angela is also good here but she's too okay with being wrong/the butt of the joke, and then i think my second choice is tommy) but yeah i think amanda is my top pick. and then i might be so controversial as to say ian is finn-coded. just some guy. team leader. everyone's dad. just seems like he would have things to say about grilled cheesus. and anthony is jesse st. james. goodbye. that's all. these three are THE love triangle moment.
kiana is mercedes. why? because i said so. above it all, incredibly talented but underrated. (also im not thinking too hard ab the relationship implications but that does make the samcedes dynamic SO fucking funny.) and keith is artie. it's the 'wheres my hug at' guy of it all. its okay i like artie im allowed to bully him and i Love keith so
i do like sebastian for tommy and ya know what. im tempted to agree and leave it there bc i feel like thats as kind to him as i can possibly be KLNFFKLN but i struggled with placing him anywhere else... he could be rachel i think (and then amanda would move the whole paradigm. i would make her sue for funsies.) but i think that's All i can see him as. and then trevor is. rory. bc i have a hyperfixation on rory and trevor Is the rory in my head. so there.
aaaaand garrett IS mr. schuester. that's all goodbye
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tartagilicious · 4 years
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MC: “someone end me, I’m fucking done.”
Victor: “absolutely not.”
Lucien: “I would never even dream of it.”
Kiro: “mood.”
Gavin: “you wanna talk about it?”
Shaw: “I have arsenic.”
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vellownii · 3 years
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MC : I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Kiro : I knew about the dumb stuff.
Lucien : I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Shaw : I recorded the dumb stuff.
Gavin : I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Victor : I tried NOT to get involved into those dumb stuff.
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snsugar20 · 2 years
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Lucien: Who are you?
Victor: Your enemy, and I am here to kill you!
Lucien: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?!
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queens-awakening · 3 years
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Victor: describe yourself in one word
MC: yours
Victor: [tearing up] disgusting
Victor: say it again
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all-things-mlqc · 4 years
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Anna: So how goes married life?
MC: Kiro got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
MC: he said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”
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otonymous · 3 years
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Why do so many sea creatures look like genitalia? ~ mc to victor, probably
“Why you gotta make me all horny at the aquarium?” - Kiro, secretly listening in to their conversation, probably 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks Nonny, I enjoyed this Ask immensely 💯😂🙌🏼
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voltage-vixen · 3 years
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When Gavin Visits Shaw
Gavin: “Are you decent?”
Shaw: “Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.”
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crimson-snowfall · 4 years
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MC: Victor gave me a "Get better soon" card.
Goldman: The boss really cares about you, doesn't he?
MC: But I'm not even sick! He just said he thought I could do better...
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laxmiree · 4 years
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This probably happen at some point
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thatfanfictionchick · 2 years
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Kiro, teary eyed: Savin, tell me the truth. Have I become a little *turns to show his rear* large in the barge?
Savin: pushing MC down by the top of her head MC take cover.
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otome-lover · 4 years
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Gavin’s drunken confession
Gavin, drunk: I like MC, they have such pretty eyes.
Gavin: I love them.
MC: ...
Gavin: Don’t tell them I said that, ok?
MC: Ok Gavin, I won’t.
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tartagilicious · 3 years
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Gavin: you know what strength is? forgiving someone who isn’t even sorry.
Shaw: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die
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vellownii · 3 years
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Victor : *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Lucien : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Victor : If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Gavin : Actually I did the math, Lucien would have $225, not $0.15.
Lucien : Fam I’m right here....
Shaw : If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Victor: While you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Shaw : Sorry I only have a dollar and I'd rather die than give you an apple juice.
Victor: ....
Gavin : Hey I just realized my friend is right, Lucien would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Shaw : If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice for myself.
Victor : You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Kiro: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Gavin : Apply juice to what
MC : Directly to the forehead
Lucien : Great chat everyone
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