#incorrect simmvez

[incorrect-ralvez]

Spencer: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Matt: I’m “a couple of things”.

Luke: I’m “got distracted”.

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[ralvezfanatic]

so many of my incorrect quotes are simmvez, im not even a little normal about them..

also a bit of simmreid

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[damnhotmsimmons]

Tara: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Matt

Luke: *stares at Matt* I don't have feelings for Matt

Tara: You're looking nowhere near my eyes

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[moss-on-a-rock-555]

Luke: This date is boring!

Matt: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Luke: Then why did you invite me?

Matt: I didn't. I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said "fuck you, Matt. I'll do whatever I want!"

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[dcvidsrossi]

Luke: Bro, do you wanna have a bromance?

Matt: I would, but bro...I think of us as more than bros.

Luke: Go on...

Matt: Bro, I wanna have a bromance where the ‘b’ is silent.

Luke: Bro, I want that too.

Matt: Really, bro?

Luke: Yeah, bro. Really.

Matt: You've made me the happiest bro on the planet, bro.

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Matt: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Luke: Yes.

Matt: I love you.

Luke: It back.

*Later*

Emily: Why is Matt crying face-down on the floor?

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Emily: How the hell did you crash the car?!

Luke: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.

Luke: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.

Emily: ...

Matt, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Matt: Are you a painting?

Luke: What-?

Matt: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Penelope: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Matt: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?

Luke: Dude- Its satire!

Matt: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Luke: *pretending to joke* So, when are you going to go out with me?

Matt: I don't know. When are you going to ask me out?

Tara: And you just ran away?!

Luke: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Emily, to the team: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Matt: *raises hand*

Luke: *pulls his hand down*

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Spencer: How do you ask someone out?

Luke: Well, first-

Matt: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Spencer: ...And you said yes?

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Tara: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Luke: Do not do that.

Tara: You won’t even notice!

Matt, entering: Tara, you wanted to see me again?

Tara: Luke's single

Luke:

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Luke: I love you.

Matt, not paying attention: What was that?

Luke: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Matt: I fell—

Luke: From heaven?

Matt: No, I literally fell—

Luke: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Matt: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Luke: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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[incorrect-ralvez]

Matt: Two brooooos!

Luke: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Matt: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Luke:

Matt:

Luke: *tearing up*

Matt: Babe, c'mon...

Luke: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Matt: Babe...

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